My sincere hope for humanity is that the phrase “i think i hauve covid” outlives the existence of covid
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“She had a decided chin and a nose that… put [Nona] in mind of those big poison desert cats” - Nona the Ninth page 359
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also remember when there was a long discussion about which side phils slit would go but there wasnt for dans? dans slit placement was decided the moment phils was. it was always going to be the opposite of phils. mirror image. like the fringes. like their dominant hands. someone catch me
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uhm .hannibal hoffstrahm and 2 single miserable men if u want. if not then i got nothin else to offer
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wanted to get this out of my system, here you go sluts
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This bitch just pulled me up by the collar, made me look at her, and said “look your mother in the eyes when she’s talking to you.” THEN STUCK HER TOUNGE DOWN MY THROAT @~@
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the world is full of balance. the wheel of time may be one of the worst book-adaptation shows I've ever watched. and it also may have exposed me to the hottest man I have Ever Seen. I feel sick. what the fuck do yall know about Amar Chadha-Patel. I've been awake for 29 hours and counting
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i really love @wolfertinger666's new tiger guy, hope he doesn't mind me posting some fanart
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