#i think i succeeded

[dapper-lil-arts]

Happy pride from the changeling kingdom

[swallowedabug]

7x19 // 7x21

[navybrat817]

So, lovelies, I took the kiddos to get ice cream this evening and one of them asked for cookies and cream. CNC was written on the cup.

CNC.

*me trying to put on a normal face* 😂

[660percent]

The Observatory

[durasposts]

fanart for @softsinnamonart's merman kaveh au inspired by this seal image one of my friends sent me

[sunsetsandsunshine]

Oh wow 😧

I wasn’t expecting so many people to like the TMNT 2012 headcanons I did! Tysm for the support you guys 💕✨💗💞! Part two upon ye

~ TMNT 2012 Tickle Headcanons (pt.2) ~

This gif is so dumb I hate them sm /j

You cannot convince me that Raph’s melt spot isn’t his neck- me and @tickleebug were talking abt this and just,,, IT MAKES SM SENSE I CANT EXPLAIN IT

Tickling his neck just makes him super giggly and squirmy and just an absolute PUDDLE of laughter- it’s so adorable 

Mikey’s brother’s 100% give tickly kisses on his freckles- FIGHT ME.

And boy does he absolutely LOVE and HATE it-

I feel like Donnie would be a ruthless Ler

Not as mean as Leo or Raph but pretty close

He would just playfully mock his Lee and laugh while he tickles them 

“Are you really this ticklish???”

He’s the best at gentle tickles and it drives his other brothers absolutely INSANE

Like, I can just imagine Donnie gently scribbling his fingers against one of his brothers sides or something and the convo would be something like this:

“STAHAHAP!”

“Stop? Stop what~?” 

“YOHOU KNOHOW WHAHAT! 

“No I don’t~!”

Then proceeds to tickle ANOTHER tickle spot that absolutely CANNOT handle light tickles as his Lee just CRUMBLES

“What? Don’t tell me you can handle this either!” 

“I’m barley tickling you! This shouldn’t even be considered tickling!”

Do you see my vision???

He be completely devious- we need more Ler!Donnie y’all…

Mikey will 100% try and bargain with whomever he’s ticked off 

It never works but give the guy points for trying 

Leo uses wake up tickles for his younger siblings all the time 

Sometimes, the 3 will purposely stay in bed to get tickled awake 

Mikey loves tickle chases- literally his most favorite thing 

Raph won’t ever admit to being ticklish (his brothers already know well enough how ticklish he is) but if you sneak up behind him and squeeze his sides, he will jump through the roof

It’s a hilarious sight to see

Leo snort/hiccup laugh >>>>>>>>>

When Raph and Mona started dating, Leo, Donnie and Mikey gave her a full on HANDBOOK on how to completely wreck Raph

(Pt.1)

[eerie-candid]

You turn on the light and see this.

What do you do?

[eldritchmochi]

more of mochis fit backlog 28/????

why yes, you are correct, i absolutely refuse to iron my clothing 🥰🥰

man i should get some clip in bangs now that my real hair is this length.....

dress: collectif clothing

blouse: bodyline

socks + wristcuffs: angelic pretty

shoes: unique vintage

accessories: offbrand, mostly con aa artists

[whumperwithwings]

BBU Community days April 16th/day 3: Rules

Words: Just over 500

Content: institutionalized slavery, BBU, oblivious whumper, experienced whumpee, lady whumper, self-deprecation for like one sentence, I think that’s it but tell me if I need to add anything else pls

“Okay. If we’re going to have a good time together, we’re going to lay down some ground rules.” The young lady in front of her new pet said, dressed in a white skirt and too-big pink sweater while she loomed over him, her long blonde hair drooping in front of her face.

“Yes, master.” The pet replied from where he kneeled on the floor, the box he had came in behind him. While probably years older than her, he had the air of meekness that was common for a pet that had been in the system for a long time.

“First off, can you ple-” She started to politely make a request of him, before stopping herself abruptly. “Stop calling me master. It sounds like you just got here five minutes ago and are still pre-programmed.”

Ignoring the fact that he had, indeed, just gotten here five minutes ago and was still pre-programmed, he dutifully replied “Yes, Ma’am.” She then immediately made a noise of disgust, prompting the pet to flinch away from her.

That was probably a bad noise, the pet thought to himself, thinking of a million things she might do to a pet that disgusted her not ten minutes after the men from the WRU left to go deliver other pets to their forever homes. If I were a better pet, I wouldn’t cause her to make such a bad noise.

“My gosh, that’s even worse!” She exclaimed, standing up straight “Don’t ever call me that. Call me… Miss. Miss is good.” Her voice took on a tone that was trying to be authoritative, while she used her entire five foot tall self to look down at the man kneeling beneath her.

“Yes, Miss”

“Now that we’ve got that out of the way, let’s do the other rules. No getting on the furniture without permission, no opening the fridge or the cabinets unless I tell you to, don’t touch my artwork under any circumstances, not even in a life-or-death situation, don’t interrupt me while I’m sleeping, what was the other one…” She trailed off, while the pet was relieved at the simplicity of her ruleset. He had rules similar to those before, and was prepared to deal with simple things like them.

His new master (Mistress? The pet wasn’t entirely sure) suddenly shot up, pointing two fingers in the air. “I remember! Wait here one second.” She said before rushing off, leaving the pet to obediently wait for her to come back. She did so a few minutes later, holding a box with wording he couldn’t make out on the sides.

“Sorry if it took me long, but my mom sent me this!” She said before pulling a pink piece of leather that the pet recognized instantly out of the box. “It’s in my favorite color, it’s very high quality, it even has your new name sewn onto it! Isn’t that nice?” She asked, seeming very pleased with the collar that her mother had brought.

“The last rule that I have: wear this at all times. That way, other people know that you belong to me!”

[chloedoesart]

Condoe Month Challenge Day 3 - Grumpy morning heads

Filming starts nice and early, better get up on time!

[grokebaby]

The design is still wip tho, so, take those drawings of Pesticinger as like, eyewitness accounts or something lol

[inplateaus]

terrible day to get drunk. couple next to me fighting single guy next to me dying to kiss someone

[gayestpiano]

i made some techno music (?)

in my mind this is being played in the background at a dance club

[goodoneguys]

just finished an assignment with 4 minutes to spare

^^ this was said assignment

[sweetcreaturetm]

I met a real life Tammy Thompson like that’s her real name. I was fighting for my life not to be weird and make a dumb face.

[platypops]

Introducing our new flavor: Milky Mint! A refreshingly cold and minty milky green, now available in all of our sizes!

Platypus Fact #2 - Platypus lay eggs, making them an outlier to the traditional definition of what makes a mammal, much like bats with their ability to fly!