#i try to hold it in but i accidentally make a weird noise while walking away and i'm hoping he didn't hear me

[ficsex]

i'm going to be totally upfront -and of course lmk if this is uncouth/too much, but- what is normal, non-actor/porno sex like?

not that you need to write a bunch on the minutia, but the vibe maybe? do people laugh, or get awkward, or like, mess up? in media they just turn up there, go for like 5mins and end the scene/cut to another scene..so, as dumb as it sounds, do you walk in there together, is it longer than that usually, and how do you leave the situation? when/do people actually use protection? i can't think of a sex scene in a movie that involved a guy putting on a condom tbh. so, stuff like that i guess? 🤷

silly maybe, but i'm sitting here realizing that i have no clue lmao. can you just say no if you don't like something? can you ask to take a break? maybe i'm just lowkey dumb, but a rundown of like, normal people sex would be cool, if you're comfortable to type it ig? <3

oooh, I love this question ( I love all questions, promise).

Here is a timeline of sex that might occur between people who are not in a porn or movie, all steps optional.

before sex:

making out on a bed, or on a couch/chair, leaned up against a wall, in the shower, whatever

asking "hey, do you want to take this to my bedroom?"

confirming "yes, but I only want to do [action]"

putting on music

locking the cat out of the bedroom

just rolling over in bed and starting to kiss or grope or touch

looking at your phone and going "oh hey, it's time for that sex we scheduled"

kissing or groping or biting with clothes on or off

removing clothes in a sexy way, or an awkward way, or a utilitarian way

forgetting to remove socks, or keeping them on because the room is cold

placing sex toys, condoms, lube, or any other sex aids by the bed

taking the duvet off the bed, or putting down a sex blanket

removing one garment and kissing more, and then removing another garment and kissing more...

saying "I want to keep my shirt on today" or "can you help me unclasp my bra" or "hold on, I have to put my earrings on the nightstand" or "oy, careful of my glasses!"

if it's a new partner, discussion of safer sex practices (do you want to use condoms? when was your last STI test? do you have other sexual partners?)

as sex gets started:

kissing/licking/biting/touching someone on any part of their body at all

exploring your partner's body to find out what feels good for them

starting to gently touch your partner's genitals

touching your own genitals while making eye contact, or kissing, or talking

massaging your partner

accidentally tickle your partner or get tickled, make a weird squawking noise in response

grabbing, squeezing, lifting, or moving your partner's body

opening a condom, glove, or dental dam and applying it to the relevant anatomy

pulling the plastic safety seal off a new bottle of lube

laying down a towel

grinding your genitals (clothed or naked) together, or against another part of your partner's body

almost falling off the bed, actually falling off the bed, or readjusting your position so you don't almost fall off the bed

licking or sucking fingers

during sex:

applying lube to genitals

performing oral sex

gliding the head of a bio- or inert-penis across lips, vulva, or anus (that can feel really excellent, whether you're intending to engage in penetration or not!)

fingering any orifice, or giving a hand job, or playing with labia, or grabbing an ass-cheek

try to insert a bio- or inert-penis into an orifice and slipping, or not being able to get it in, and needing to adjust the angle and try again, or push more firmly

often, someone with a vulva will use one hand to spread their own labia to make it easier for their partner to access their vagina

slowly sliding in to a mouth, vagina, or anus

shoving in quickly (with lube, one hopes, or plenty of spit or natural vaginal lubrication)

thrusting in one position for a while

switching positions, either because you want to try a new sexy sensation, or your knees hurt, or the current position is getting uncomfortable

more oral sex!

masturbating next to each other

taking a break for a little while, to catch your breath, or apply more lube, or kick the cat out of the bedroom, or because you remembered a funny meme you want to show your partner, or to take a step back to kissing, or because what you're doing doesn't feel good, or because you've having some feelings and you want to talk about them, or because you have to pee

using a dildo or vibrator

caressing, licking, or sucking testicles

adding more lube

going "fuck, I hate this song" and wiping off one hand to skip a track on your sex playlist

going "fuck, that feels really good, keep doing this"

going "hm, can you try going harder / changing the angle / turning up the vibe / using your fingers?"

riding your partner

fucking your partner into the mattress

touching lips or nipples or neck or ears while also fucking / sucking / licking

asking "do you want to keep going, or are you good?"

saying "hm, I want to stop now, this doesn't feel good anymore"

continuing

stopping

often, if one partner is penetrating their partner and one person comes, the penetrative sex might end, and the other person who didn't orgasm might say "I'm good" or "please go down on me" or "hold on, I'm going to grab my vibrator, will you kiss me / touch my nipples / NOT touch me / say sexy things while I get myself off?"

orgasming

not orgasming

after sex:

catching your breath

if someone with a bio-penis was wearing a condom, pulling out while they still have an erection, holding the base of their penis so the condom doesn't slip off

knotting the condom, then tossing it towards the trashcan and hoping it doesn't land on the floor

snuggling

not snuggling

laying next to each other laughing and grinning

grabbing a towel or discarded garment to wipe off your genitals, or to wipe off sweat and lube

getting up to pee (especially if you have a vulva) and then getting back into bed, or not getting back into bed

saying "wow, I loved when you did ______"

saying "can we try ____ next time, too?"

kissing

showering

brushing teeth

getting all the way dressed

just putting underwear back on

staying naked

changing the sheets, putting a towel on the wet spot, removing the sex towel, pulling back the duvet, or any other method of cleaning up

taking all of the discarded garments and putting them in the hamper

looking at your phone and going "oh shit, it's after ten, I have to get home now!"

letting the cat back in

going down to the kitchen for post-sex snacks

enduring the giggles of roommates

laying next to each other and sharing memes / scrolling tumblr

okay, that ended up being a lot of minutia, actually. so here are some vibes that sex might involve:

silly

feral

nervous but excited

lovey-dovey

aggressive

so-turned-on-you-can't-think-of-anything-else

a perfectly pleasant way to spend an afternoon, but you're thinking of other things

entirely focused on one partner, who gets to lay there and be pampered

shy and exploring

focused on the orgasm count

not even sure if you've orgasmed

angry sex

jealous "I'm going to make you orgasm better than anyone else can" sex

relaxed and chill / lazy

"I'm going to miss you so much I need to be as close to you as possible"

just plain ol' having a good time together

sex has SO much variety in activities, moods, how long it takes, what the point is, how you get started, how you finish up... there's no one way to go about doing it, but as you engage in more partnered sexual activities, you'll learn more about what options exist, and which ones you enjoy!

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Noccorro secret relationship au - how would you imagine each person in and around the family 2ould work it out (for the sake of the ask noone can be explicity told)

Lolll what a fun ask. Let's hope this doesn't lean tragic, as nocorro often does for us.

-Kiri finds out first for sure. Before any of the accidental mating drama, she can just tell something is different with her best friend. Kiri is the kind of person who is lost to the world a lot of the time, but when it comes to her people she is very dialed in. Spider is just acting different. Sometimes he's full of energy, he's excited and all smiles. The next day he'll be subdued, lost in thought, almost resigned. On one of those days she sits him down and basically demands to know what's wrong. He doesn't give her anything. He's always been an awful liar, but he just clams right up and doesn't come back to the village the next day. Halfway through the day she's getting tired of Lo'ak bitching at her for driving him off, and she's about to try to ditch him and Tuk so she can go and try to interrogate Spider again. It's not until Neteyam sulks over to Kiri and Lo'ak to ask where Spider is, and upon learning says he'll go talk to him that Kiri starts to wonder.

-I do think Lo'ak is an emotionally sensitive king. He feeds off the vibes of others, and he runs basically off how he feels 24/7. Anyone being slightly off is enough to ruin this mans whole year. So Neteyam and Spider being all weird is throwing him out of wack in a way that it's not for Kiri. Kiri is just worried for her friend (hasn't noticed Neteyam being weird cause he's a master emotion hider). Lo'ak is hyper aware, he's on edge, he feels the weirdness in his fucking bones dude he's gonna go insane. He'll invite Spider to stay for dinner and Spider turns red and says he has plans with Norm, and Lo'ak turns around and Neteyam is leaving to practice night flying manuvers. One time he had Spider meet him at the family mauri bright and early so they can try to find this far waterfall Lo'ak heard one of the other young warriors mention. Spider shows up literally at the crack of dawn, as promised, only to stop in the entranceway and just stare at Neteyam sleeping in his hammock. Lo'ak has to call him a creeper three times in an increasingly serious tone before he hears. Then Neteyam wakes up, notices Spider, makes the most interesting noise, and falls the fuck out of his hammock. Lo'ak laughs, obviously, but the two of them just blush and look away and just like that Lo'ak's entire day is fucking ruined why the fuck would Spider not laugh that was funny. He asks Neteyam later that evening.

-One time, post Neteyam has an accidental mate he won't tell anyone about, Tuk was playing with Popiti and she broke her bracelet when it caught and tugged on a root. She and Popiti can't fix it, Spider had woven it for her and his designs are so much more complicated and intricate than bigger fingers can handle. She's frustrated, almost to the point of tears, and she can't find Spider. She walks into the mauri hoping to find anyone to help and just finds Neteyam and Spider sitting on the ground in front of the cookfire, Neteyam holding Spider's hand and talking to him seriously. When he notices her, Spider yanks his hand away and Neteyam makes a face at him. Tuk isn't really interested in them holding hands, she just wants Spider to fix her bracelet.

-We have discussed Jake lol. He is stalking Neteyam. I feel like Neteyam is super careful at first, but he slips up on that one night Jake catches them. It hurts to be away from your mate, to not acknowledge them and to touch them. Jake also didn't fully know what he was getting into and had to be separated from Neytiri for a while so he was laying in wait, just lulling Neteyam into a false sense of security. I think when he does catch them, he'd just pat Neteyam on the shoulder and say he's always been a good judge of character and he picked well. Then I think he would leave because he knows they don't have much time.

-I think Neytiri could've found out whenever she wanted to, because she always knew. Her entire family have always had a special connection to the demon child (I am COOKING up a Spider platonic soulmates with legit all the Sully's AU, maybe he can be romantic with one). Even when Tuk was born, she loved him right away. Neteyam has always been more subtle about it, and that in of itself is suspicious. Neteyam is not subtle with his affection, but she knows he cares for Spider just as much of not more than the rest of her family. She Sees better than them still, sometimes. She Sees the way he saves a section of the evening meal when he helps her prepare before anyone has asked Spider to join them. She Sees the way he always insists Spider flies with him when all the children go somewhere. She Sees the subtle touches, like they are stolen, a hand on his back to steady him in the trees that even she knows he does not need. A touch to the arm to guide him around the cookfire. Fingers brushing whenever any item is exchanged. She knows, she has always known. But it isn't until her son is bleeding out on the rocks that she accepts.

[trafalgass]

I JUST GOT A RANDOM IDEA BEFORE I ALMOST FELL ASLEEP 😭 can u write smth about luffy/trafalgar/eustass reacting to reader having a dragon (like toothless from how to train ur dragon) and accidentally calling it (by whistling or telekinesis?? thinking) to their ship

that is such a cute idea omg i love it!! (sorry for the long absence, i’m slowly trying to get back into writing (;﹏;))

Luffy, Law & Kid reacting to their S/O having a Dragon and accidentally calling them (GN Reader)

Monkey D. Luffy

It was a boring day at the sea, nothing interesting was happening and everyone was doing their own thing

You were looking at the vast sea, listening to the waves hitting the Sunny

You felt your nose tickling and couldn’t hold your sneeze, who sounded a bit higher than usual (somewhere behind you you could have heard someone say “bless you”)

Luffy, who was just passing by, asked if you were alright and before you could respond the sound of thunder could be heard and a ball of dark scales jumped right unto you

You almost fell on your ass, but caught your little guy, who was a dragon the size of a small dog

You turned to your captain, who was..... Drooling?

Luffy, no! Not everything had to be food!

You hit him out of his state and explained that it was your pet dragon

You hadn’t meant to call it because they were still young but seeing how happy they were to see you, you had missed them too

You had a REAL dragon and Luffy found it so cool he wanted to know more about them

So you kept your dragon with you for a while, especially because Luffy wanted to say he had a dragon as a crewmate

Trafalgar Law

After a two days trip to the next island, everyone was happy to get out of the submarine the visit the new place

You offered to take a walk with Law, just to have some alone time for you two, which he accepted

The island was know for its weird birds and their weird sound, and you, having a talent for whistling, tried to communicate with each birds you could hear

Law found it amusing, watching you making fun of the birds with the weirdest noises

Until you both heard a noise that was not coming from a bird, sure they were all weird, but that noise sounded like something you’ve heard before

A big dragon landed in front of you two, growling and whimpering happily, scaring all the birds from the forest

Law got the idea you knew the dragon, seeing how calm you were and how non-hostile it was toward you

You sighed and hugged your big guy, explaining you might have called it by mistake by whistling something close to how you call it

Law was impressed that such beast existed, yeah the world had Celestial Dragons, that was just a fancy tittle, but he didn’t know about actual dragons

You took the rest of the day to tell the story of how you got to befriend a dragon, you even took Law for a ride on the back of your dragon, something he wasn’t sure at first but he ended up enjoying quite a lot!

Eustass Kid

You were doing your chores, cleaning the floor, if sucked but someone had to do it (and sadly it had to be you)

While you were mopping the floor, you accidentally hit the water bucket, who fell and water got everywhere

Kid, who was walking by at the same time, heard you swore in a language he never heard before

You silently started to panic when you saw Kid, with the look on his face it was clear that he heard you

Kid was about to speak, but something big fell from the sky unto the boat, making it shake, and almost everybody else got outside

A big dragon with dark scales was standing between you and them, staring at Kid and the others

Everyone was either panicking or getting ready to fight, so you quickly started to explain that dragon was your familiar, that you trained it to come to you when you spoke draconic

Kid was a bit mad at first you kinda hid it from him, especially because he was ready to kick some dragon ass to show how strong he is and now he couldn’t

Although, Kid liked the idea of fighting alongside a dragon, that would make him look so cool!! You HAD to summon your dragon in fights more often!

Chores were canceled for the rest of the day, instead everyone was focusing on your dragon, especially Kid who wanted to know everything about dragons, especially yours

[sanspuppet]

𝐀𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 - 𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐨 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜

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PAIRING: dom!Jongho x sub afab!reader

RATING: 18+ (MDNI)

SUMMARY: You wanted to bring some food to your boyfriend Jongho, but you intentionally caught him pleasuring himself instead of working.

WARNINGS/ TAGS: dirty talk, blow job, cum eating.

DISCLAIMERS: english is not my first language, so excuse any grammar mistakes or akward wording, this is not meant to represent Jongho in any way.

A/O: i particularly like it... dunno haha, sorry if it's kinda short btw

NSFW tags under the cut

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"Hey baby! I brought you some food-" you approached your boyfriend's studio, with a bag of snacks under your arm. You opened the door slightly, when you accidentally heard something different than his usual majestic vocals. You peeked, observing through the door crack, and suddenly saw his naked legs sitting on his chair, from behind, making your heart beating suddenly at a fast pace. You entered the studio, by slowly opening the door, and heading towards Jongho, walking on tiptoe, trying not to make any noises. The sight you were facing at was... incredible hot. You've never seen your boyfriend jerking off lonely, and he was OH SO loud. You looked at his head resting on the back of the chair, triggered by the immense pleasure he was feeling. His hand stroking his dick, moving up and down harshly while his tip was releasing his cum. You caught him during his orgasm. You were kinda surprised when he screamed your name while his cock was a completely mess.

"Fuck! Ah my baby y/n-"

"Jongho?"

He gasped, turning his head and looking at you, shocked.

"W-what are you doing here??"

You showed him the bag you were holding, despite your hand was trembling.

"S-snacks."

His heartbeat returned to a normal speed, once he realized that there was nothing wrong in you caughting him masturbing, being his girlfriend. He motioned for you to get closer, and kissed you on the lips.

"Thank you, my baby..."

Your cheeks turned red as you could finally see completely his big dick standing straight, his tip of an intense red and wetted by his recent cum. His veins pulsing under the hand with which he was still stroking himself slightly. You immediately looked away, embarrassed, didn't even knowing why you felt so weird.

Jongho giggled:

"My baby's acting shy, maybe she wants to help me." a smirk was placed on his face as you looked at him with wide eyes.

"B-but... here?"

"C'mon. You're always a good girl when you swallow every single drop of my white seed, you'd love to taste it, right?" He asked you, holding your chin with his fingers. God, you always fell on your knees at his duality: during the day he was incredibly cute, funny and caring, you fell in love with him at first sight for his cute cheeks and his muscular body. But when you had sex the first time... it was hard to deny that the entire next week, you just couldn't sit or even walk, for how hard he fucked you. You both were vergins, and you couldn't believe he would be so damn good at it. It ended up that the both of you are now obsessed with fucking each other, especially him: he love how good your pussy fits him perfectly, and obviously he melts everytime you suck his dick and eat his cum, the feeling of your wet mouth and your cute eyes looking at him while having his dick all down your throat? He never lasted longer than 3 minutes before cumming all over your face.

You bit your lower lip, trying to avoid a smile:

"Yeah i'd wish to have you inside me... you're so hot right now..."

"Gonna let me to fuck your pretty mouth?" He guided sitting you down on your knees, in front of him. You putted the beh next to you, completely forgetting about the reason you were in his studio. Your hands now resting on his tights as you started to salivary in your mouth.

"Can I start, Jjong?"

"Sure, let me feel how you can be such a good slut, only for my cock. Because you only want mine, don't you?"

"M-hm" You nodded. He was sooo fucking jealous, being his first girlfriend, and his first love, he wanted you to be only for him.

"Use your words, babe."

"Yeah, your cock is addicting!"

"Then fucking suck all of it."

You lowered your head, your mouth a few inches from his balls. You took your tongue out, and started to suck his testicles, while your hand was wrapped gently at his length. You could already taste the sweetness of his release, that taste that you such love to feel in your mouth. You raised your head at the same hight of his tip, and spitted on it. Then, fuck you took all of his dick down your throat, wrapping and rubbing your tongue against it. Oh yeah, you were such a good dick sucker.

"Fuck!! Baby! Always s-so good-"

You chuckled, with his cock still in your mouth, while your hands were caressing sweetly his legs. You moved your head up and down, rhythmically and speedily. You tried to look at his pleasured expression, despite your eyelashes were obstructing the sight. You took his dick out of your mouth, spitted on your hand and kept jerking him off quickly.

"You like it? Am i a good whore?"

"Yes! S-shit- keep it! fucking keep it-"

You now wrapped both of your hands around his length and sucked intensely on his tip.

"Ah! Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck, im coming!"

"Already??"

"Yesshit-"

"Then paint my pretty face with your cum, please."

He immediately reached his orgasm, he stretched his legs and arched his back at the unbelievable pleasure you were making him feel. His loud moans were so gorgeous.

"Oh- fuck. Yes, take my cum, babe." He take his dick in his hand and slapped it against your red cheeks. His release making your face a mess, all wetted by his white, thick, seed. He whispered something like: "You like it when i slap my cock against your skin, right? You fucking love it."

"Jjong... i love being your slut."

"You're not my slut, baby. You are my beautiful, sexy girlfriend."

[stoopid-turtle]

BTS in Order - May Pt 2

From bilibili here.

May Pt 1 here

5.16 ggdd fight scene where gg is down to his white shirt.

5.17 ggdd. DD coats himself in sunscreen. Then sprays gg's hand.

- They make weird wooo noises at each other. - They have a convo while surrounded by folks doing their makeup and costumes. Lsz is in background. GG tells DD his face is like 1) bamboo shoots and 2) a pineapple. But not in a bad way. - Gg and DD are standing together, each with a fan. Then gg turns to sit on something and DD follows. I've seen this clip connected to gg's jealousy of the camera man, and gg does talk to the camera (man?) before wandering off. This playlist does not have the big dd/camera man motorcycle talk. - On a rooftop, from a distance, ggdd discuss scene with director.

5.18 dd solo. He's in post ts costume, outside, singing something. Nobody else is around.

5.18 ggdd gg pretends to throw something at dd - post-timeskip reunion scene w DD gremlin smirk (uncertain on this one. may edit to change)

5.20 DD only On a horse with nie mingjue - Under umbrella with jc, jyl, jg heir - Dd squatting next to jc. They stand up to join jyl. They walk out from the umbrella and both DD and jyl are doing a silly little lean back posture

5.21 gg only Scene where wn kills jin zixuan

5.21 ggdd They're both on horses! And with nmj. Gg twirls his flute and looks at dd

5.22 ggdd Dd in blue robes holding tea while assistant holds umbrella over him. He's talking to crew and gg. - DD describes a scene to the producer who doesn't believe it's real. Something about the demon-suppressing cave and dd with wen yuan. They bet on it and the loser has to be slapped 3x on the arm. The producer loses and he whaps her arm. GG asks if he's human and then wanders off.

5.22 dd only. With jl, jc, jzx at archery competition. JZX's dot falls off. DD says jc's purple robes are the most coquettish (骚) of all robes. DD wanders off to find gg

5.22 ggdd They're under a tent getting makeup done. I think I've seen this clip referenced as some sort of fight because of something one of them had said to the other. Gg is saying something to DD and DD looks annoyed and upset and makes some snarky response, based on his facial expression - Eventually, DD looks at his phone again and then both gg and DD are looking at DD's phone. 5.24 gg only with jc. He's eating a cracker or something. - Also with wq. He's teaching her a bro handshake. Wen Chao is there.

5.25 outdoor. Dd asks gg about his ribbon (I think). Gets a mirror to check it. (Alt 7.7) - Ggdd outdoors side by side on their phones while singing together - Ddgg and jzx shoveling poo together. Dd sprays jzx w sunscreen. Fails to pick up bucket (alt 7.7) - Ggdd on a rock together. Gg is tired, DD rambles about literally everything. Accidentally picks some plant, which means a fine (alt 7.7)

5.27 ggdd 9 minutes on a boat? (alt 6.27 (both bilibili playlist and weibo tl have 6.27 as date. another, less comprehensive bb playlist + vic have 5.27 as the date. I'll put in both places and you decide))

5.28 gg only Scene where jyl visits wwx before wedding. They're running thru the script. - Chat with yubin - Filming scene where wwx who's recovering from losing his core gets captured

5.29 ggdd Post-timeskip. Outside. Dd is on a rock that makes him tower over gg. They're chatting. Dd makes weird faces. Then they make weird noises at each other. - Then everybody's in cloud recess dress and jc and jyl are there. Everybody's comparing how tan they are. Then gg tries to poke jc's nipple. Then dd and jc try to poke each other's nipple at the same time. Fail. Finally, DD successfully pokes gg's nipple.

5.29 gg only. In mo manor. In one clip he has trouble figuring out which way he should exit. It's cute.

5.29 DD only. On roof with wires, gliding down

5.30 filming final waterfall scene. They're told they can smile at each other, then look ahead and smile bigger. Dd does an adorable gremlin smile, and the director tells him not that big.

5.30 DD with his guqin on a rock in the middle of a river. A camera drone hovers around him

5.31 ggdd having a meal in yiling (alt 6.1)

[tammyjackson50-blog]

five years ago || P.2

(writing without any plans, just what U'm thinkung at the moment, so I hope that it will turn out ok lol)

//<;- Part one // Part three ->

Summary: What happens when you find your way back to a good friend from the past through a song he wrote five years ago?

A week later

It has been a week since I made that post , and ever since then I didn't return the note with his song back to the box, I put it right next to my computer.

I already memorized the note because of the number of times I have read it.

I didn't believe that he would see my post, like, what are the odds? But….I check my email every day, even though I'm trying to just forget about it.

Anyway, it has been five years, will he even remember it at all?

"Bestie, did you check your email?" Kat asked, "Yes, I did, nothing new, Katie, we should just forget about it, it's a bit ridiculous, I guess," she laughs. "Oh, come on, don't tell me that you don't want him to see your post, that you are not waiting to talk to him again, so he could write songs for you again."  I looked at her smiling—" not funny, didn't laugh “.

She got up and went over to the door of my room. "Come on, party pooper, let's go out , maybe an ice cream will cheer you up." I got up. "Who said that I'm upset?”.

The weather is getting hot, summer is around the corner.

"Kat, do you really want to go out of town now?" I asked my very lovely friend, who just loves doing stuff spontaneously. "YES, It’s going to be fun! " she said as she held my arm while we were walking towards the freaking train.

20 minutes later

"Ice cream, Katrina, ice cream," she looked at me, rolling her eyes, "I know, Y/N, I know! Sorry, Mcfly, but I know this good place, and they have amazing ice cream” She calls me Mcfly because of my favorite movie, "Back to the Future." 

"I really hope that this ice cream is worth it, Styles." guess why I call her like that.

Few minutes have passed, and there are a lot of people in the train station, obviously, people who are going to work, people who are going to meet their friends or family members, hang out, and there are people who are not going on the train, people that are trying to make money by singing or playing instruments in the train station here.

Our train finally came, since there were many people it was kinda hard to get into the train.

As the door opened we were getting pushed by the people around us, people that are trying to get into the train like we are.

As we tried to get in,I accidentally pushed someone, causing them to drop the drink they were holding.

Somehow I managed to bend down to the floor to pick up the drink, while all the people around me rushed to the train.

I just prayed that I wouldn't get pushed or something.

“ I’m so sorry sir, I didn’t mean to” he got up and I looked at him “ no no that’s fine- Y/n? “ Everything stopped, for a moment I forgot about the train and Kat, it felt like a weird dream, he was the last person I thought I'd see “ Eddie? “ it was hard to even hear what he was saying because of the loud noises in the background but I swear that he said my name. “ Y/N WE NEED TO GO “ Kat grabbed my arm and then he held my hand, I don’t know what he tried to do but everything was going so fast that I held his hand for a second and I was already on the train.

We didn’t find a place to sit in the train for obvious reasons, we were a bit squashed because of the amount of people that were in the train.

I looked at my hand trying not to drop what I'm holding—a ring, a ring that slipped off one of his fingers, a ring that really made me believe it was really him and not just someone who looked like him.

Back at home

It was a nice day, honestly , and it went by really fast.

After we got out the train I told Kat what happened before she grabbed my arm so I wouldn't miss the train. We were in the line for the ice cream, it did look like a very promising place if you ask me.

“ What the fuck Y/n, are you joking ? “ she said and her voice was getting high from what I told her “ I wish I was joking Kat, I’m really confused “ the line was getting shorter.

“ What are you going to do now? “ I looked at the ring and said “ no idea Katie, probably nothing you know “.

We were talking about what happened, Kat wanted me to have fun and not overthink so much ,so we went to the mall and we just enjoyed the day together until the evening.

And here I am now, sitting in front of my computer in the dark, thinking about what happened in the train station, until my thoughts were cut off when a notification sound came out of my computer.

I got a message from my Gmail, so I clicked on it,

It was from someone named

- @ Michelle86

would you like me to continue?

Btw, my favorite movie is back to the future lol

[undertale-writing-times]

Ok ok- I haven’t been to this blog In a while (crying for all the posts im too lazy to scroll and see ;w;)

But I’ve seen all these “im pregnant” posts , and had a kinda funny idea. What about “you’re pregnant” with Nightmare (and maybe some nightmare AU’s if you don’t mind-)

Like- maybe he’s unwell for a while , thinks he’s got a sickness coming on and S/O has been keeping an eye on him and one day just looks straight at him randomly and says “you’re pregnant” and sure enough, yep, he was.

Yeah sure! :D I like the idea of this. Some people might not like it, but bleh. If you don't like it, you don't gotta read it ^w^/

I didn't add Passive just cause. And while I was writing them I started feeling really blugh so I didn't do all of them, I hope that's okay!

Nightmare: He had no idea why he was feeling so bad, and he tried his best to ignore it. Yet when he got sick, as in literally threw up, he knew that something was wrong. Plus, he needed more negative energy than normal, which he thought was strange. Nightmare sat at his desk, his head resting against his fist, his eye socket shut. "Nightmare, are you alright?" He opened his socket to look over and saw that it was his datemate, Y/n. "I'm fine. Thank you for asking… what do you need?" "I just wanted to check on you." Over the next few days, he felt worse and kept lashing out, so he made sure to go to random AUs to get as much negative energy as he could. That was until today. Y/n sat on his desk while he was working, "Hey Nightmare?" he hums to show that he heard them, "I think you're pregnant." He pauses at the voice and lifts his head to look at them, confused, then looks down thinking about it. Was there… he rests his hand over where his stomach would be. The goop was there probably covering where the soulling could be forming. "Leave. I need to think about this." Y/n laughs a little, nervously, but they nod and get up heading out. Nightmare didn't like the idea of this, but he was going to try to figure it out.

Oxi: It already knew that something was… different. It tried to keep track of all of the strange things that was happening but its emotions were going everywhere. It lost control more times than not and accidentally messed with, uh, some… people. The fear tasted better than normal and Y/n even joked that it was going to get fat. That did make it laugh as that wasn't something that could happen! It was sitting and trying to relax when it heard noises so its, many eyes, opened and focused on whatever was making the sound. It was Y/n! "Y/n, what do you need?" It asked inside of their head as it normally did. It could tell that Y/n was nervous for some reason. Why? It didn't know. "I wanted to see how you were feeling, you've been acting a little weird." It didn't respond. It knew what Y/n was thinking even before they said anything. Did Y/n really think that? It looks down resting its hand over its stomach, "You think that I'm pregnant?" Y/n blinks then laughs and shakes their head, "I told you not to read my mind anymore… but yeah, I think so." It lets out a hum to show it heard, the tentacles in its mouth squirming faster than normal. Damn.

Gloom: Emotions have been even worse for Gloom lately… He had no idea what was going on, but he knew that something was sucking hard. His body hurt, and his soul felt sick. It was strange… and his brother had been annoying too. "Y/n!" He groans, his head turned back then he walks over and leans against them. They look at him and laugh, wrapping their arms around him to hold him up since he was leaning all his weight on them, "What are you doing?" They ask. He starts to mumble and grumble as he lent on them. His tentacles were down, dragging on the ground slightly behind him. They talk and they ask if he was feeling alright, so he mumbles, "Not really, no. I don't feel good." and starts to explain exactly what was going on. He was just complaining to complain because he knew that Y/n couldn't do anything to help. As they listened they hummed, "I think you're pregnant." He paused hearing that then groans again allowing himself to sink down. Was he covering them in his goop? Yes, but blah. Damn it.

Envy: He had been ignoring it. The sickness sinking through his body, how his soul felt so tight and icky. He tried to ignore that and continue working, even though sometimes it was too much for his body to handle. Today was one of those days, so instead he sat in his office his head on his crossed arms, letting out soft grumbles and hisses. Why did he feel so sick? He couldn't even open his eyes without feeling like he was going to throw up.Then he heard the door open so he lifts his tentacles, saying, "Explain why you're in here before I stab you." He heard a laugh and Y/n's voice comes out, "You wouldn't kill your datemate, would you?" He doesn't respond for a few seconds then moves his tentacles down, mumbling, "No… what are you doing in here?" they say that they were just going to come and check on him since he's been acting weird lately, and he agreed. Tied between the sickness and the weird eating habits lately he was really confused. "I have an idea but I don't know if you'd like it." He lifts his head to look at them, waiting for them to continue, and they do by saying, "I think you might be pregnant." that made him pause since… crap, it made sense, but he didn't like the idea of that. He pushes himself to get up and grabs his phone, calling Calamity and telling him to go and get some tests. He'll make the excuse that it's for someone else if anyone asks.

[nilolol30]

i saw that doc ending you wrote for your fanfic but what if it was the other way around? reader planning to ask doc out and seamus absolutely snitching on reader! that would be so cute!! and sorry for asking so many times for doc!! -☆

Me and Seamus was out delivering supplies to midtown both me and him sat in the train with multiple boxes.

"Do you think papa will eventually install music on here? It's weird when it's quiet" Seamus sighed laying his head on the two boxes on his lap.

"One day Doc is just very busy ya' know"

"Yeah you'd know" Seamus mumbled the train stops and we pick up the boxes and walk out.

"What is that supposed to mean?" The companions waiting for us give us a wave walking over to help take the boxes.

"It's kinda obvious, thanks if you guys need anything else give a call" Seamus turned to the companion taking the box out of his arms they nod thanking us and we turn back.

"Obvious?"

"You have a thing for my dad" Seamus says blankly as we step back into the train I was taken back for a bit and quickly run in before the doors closed.

"Pft what no I-"

"You do"

...why is he so calm about this I expect at least him being smug about this or maybe awkward.

"And your not against it?" I sat down on one of the seats as Seamus did the same.

"No why would I? Its not like your hurting anyone and you make papa really happy I'm just annoyed that you haven't told him you make it so obvious but both of you are dense as hell me and Momo had to hold back Clem from doing it for you... Mostly Momo I was kinda on her side on that" Seamus nodded along as he spoke agreeing to himself.

"Oh... Wait how am I dense!?" Seamus stared at me for a bit and then face palmed.

"There is no god damn way you don't know he likes you.. He literally accidentally gave you a love poem! That was made FOR YOU!"

"I thought it was a made about his love for humans!"

"Bruh..." Seamus put his screen into his hands shaking his head.

"Oh shut up I'm planning to confess to him soon...I just want to figure out my words" Seamus took his head out from his hands to look at me with a blank face.

"You're taking your damn sweet time"

"Shut up" soon the doors opened and as we walk out Seamus paused for a second.

"What are you doing?" I ask turning around to face him I'm only met with silence.

Suddenly Seamus starts running and I suddenly knew what he was going to do so I started chasing him as we both dodged other companions.

"I'm doing this for both you guys and everyones good!" Seamus screams when he noticed I was very slowly catching up.

"Seamus I swear to whatever god is out there if you do this I'll put my dream of turning Blazer to a toaster into you!" We were slowly reaching Doc's lab and unfortunately for me stamina is a bitch.

But I threw out my last resort and tackled Seamus right after he opened the door causing us both to stumble and fall inside the lab.

"Oh are you two fighting over the game controller again? Being second player isn't that bad" Doc says while putting down a few wires and tuning away from his desk as me and Seamus struggled covering each others mouths.

"Papa the human wants to date you!!" Seamus screams before I covered his speaker.

Doc made a small 'ah' noise his screen showing a big blush under his eyes I stopped trying to fight off Seamus realizing this is actually happened.

Seamus took his chance and ran off laughing most likely running to tell Clementine he was successful.

"This wasn't how I wanted this to happen..." I mumble to myself Doc seemed to hear and walked to me kneeling down and put his hand on my shoulder.

"We'll how about we try again? Maybe over dinner?"

[omoghouls]

Lately I keep thinking about this scenario… Ed accidentally drinking smthing with a strange diuretic effect or even being cursed, so that at some random instant he goes from not having to pee at all to suddenly being so desperate he can barely control it. And maybe he’s out somewhere with Stede, he suddenly stops walking and curles up and tells Stede they have to find a bathroom NOW, the tone of Ed’s voice worries Stede so much because of how urgent and scared he sounds but before either of them can do anything the dam has broken and Ed is flooding the ground underneath him, but its all caught him by surprise so much that he hasn’t even thought to be quiet, so he’s making all these little noises of confusion and desperation, “nononono this can’t be happening, what the fuck, why am I going” which if there’s anyone around, it draws their attention right to him, and as the flow turns into a trickle and the piss on his legs starts to cool his eyes fill with tears, he whimpers a last “what the fuck” and just starts sobbing

7gc7y7gx6fzfx omg YES

Poor Ed is SO confused- he's drinken his fair share of questionable things, it's the pirate life to drink weird stuff.

But, this time, Ed doesn't even realize the effect the drink will have on him, later on~

Maybe he and Stede are out on a lil date/scenery gandering and, of course when they're a good distance away from the ship is when his bladder decides it's time to lurch, habing Ed freeze in his tracks and yelp- THE Blackbeard, yelping over his overly filled bladder👀

Ooh it's humiliating to Ed- no one is supposed to see him like this, whimpering and holding himself like a damn child! But, here he is, out in the open, pissing himself while Stede stands mere feet away, watching in shock.

Stede snaps out of the mini trance he was in while watching the urine puddle around Ed when he hears the beginning sobs. He rushes to Ed's side, lightly shushing him, rubbing his back, promising Ed it's okay, these things happen to the best of them! ;w;

"I bet you those will dry by the time we get back on the ship, no one will know, dear," Stede says.

"And if it doesn't?"

"Well, then we'll just lie and say you rescued me from a crazed armadillo in the river."

Ed starts laughing, ending his tears as he slaps Stede's back with a wheeze, "Yeah, and the bugger got away from us before we could chastise it for trying to eat your fancy pants."

[acaranna]

HI! Welcome back! I missed you!

So I've been scouring the prompt lists, and I have one! Sterek (obviously) + accidentally walking into a group function holding hands.

Hello Darling! I missed you, too! Very much so! I'm glad to be back and I'm very glad that you took the time to find a prompt for me! I hope you like it! It was a lot of fun to write!

Taking a walk along a sandy beach, with gentle waves lapping at the shore and small, fluffy clouds passing through the sky, was not something Stiles had ever thought he would enjoy.

Yet, he was walking barefoot through the warm, ankle-deep ocean water while a gentle breeze tugged on his oversized shirt. Stiles didn’t mind sunbathing when they were alone at their house. But he still didn’t feel comfortable showing the scars on his back when there was a chance of running across people—even people he would never see again.

Yet there was something very calming about the scene in front of them.

“What are you thinking about?”

Derek’s words were quiet. Almost quiet enough to be drowned out by the gentle noise of the waves. Stiles looked up, but his boyfriend kept looking ahead, a small smile on his face. He followed his gaze. 

They were alone, as far as Stiles could see. The stretch of beach they were following turned to the left some hundred feet in front of them.

Large palm trees ran along the edge, offering shade to those who needed it.

“Nothing, really,” he answered after a long moment. “Just that this feels a little weird, I guess.”

“Weird? How do you mean that?” Derek’s warm eyes settled on his face, and Stiles thought the sun had lost some of its strength for a moment. Because the sudden rush of warmth and love he felt race across his skin had nothing to do with the sun. It was solely Derek's love for him. 

And wasn’t that strange as well?

“Not a bad weird,” Stiles explained slowly. He captured Derek’s hand with his own, tangling their fingers. “Just a strange feeling of peace. Of harmony, if you will. I’m just not used to it, I guess.” 

He chuckled softly. A prickle danced across his arms when Derek nodded with a grin.

“Yeah, that makes sense. We haven’t had that much peace in the last few years, have we?” 

“Not really, no. But now that the nemeton has been restored, I hope we will have at least half a year of quiet time between the threats. I know that at least Scott will agree with me. He and Kira plan on trying for a baby once he’s done with college. I don’t think he’d appreciate the constant distractions.”

Derek’s warm laughter carried across the open space, and Stiles’ heart soared. His cheeks hurt, but he ignored it in favour of grinning with his boyfriend. 

Eight months ago, he would have scowled and asked what was so funny.

Eight months ago, he would have snarked, griped, and done everything to get a rise out of Derek.

Eight months ago, he would have never thought about walking along a beautiful beach, hand in hand with a werewolf. 

Eight months, long talks with his father and his pack and a lot of therapy with a supernaturally aligned psychiatrist had done wonders for Stiles as they had for Derek. There were still arguments to be had. Confusions to work through and misunderstandings untangle.

“Stiles?!” “Derek!?”

Their laughter stopped abruptly. 

“Uhm, hi?” Stiles squeaked. The only reaction he received from Derek was a gentle tightening of his fingers.

There before them, sat around a roaring campfire, was the whole pack, including the adults. Most of them stared at the two of them with wide eyes.

His father and Peter were the only ones who didn’t seem surprised. Peter growled quietly, dug into his shorts, and pulled out a stack of bills he handed over to his father.

“You couldn’t have waited a few days longer?” He grumbled good-naturedly.

“Come now, Peter, I know my son,” John merely counted the money and smirked at him. “I’ve known about them since the beginning.”

“Wait!? What?”

~GENTLE PROMPTS~

[laalaaisqueen]

Rewrite of the Cure AU-Chapter 1: It was Good

Tinky Winky wasn’t feeling hungry but didn’t want to be rude by denying the custard. So he accepts the bowl with a smile.

“Thanks Po, I don’t know how we would live without you.”

Dipsy rolls his eyes from his position on the slide. Laa-Laa didn’t react, ever since they woke up she seems to be thinking hard about something. Only snapping out of it when Po shoved the bowl into her hands.

The yellow tubby pouts but pulls the straw to her mouth. Her ears twitched and started making weird facial expressions.

“Laa-Laa? Is something wrong with your custard?” Tinky’s concern draws the other two’s attention.

“No, it tastes normal, I just...have a weird feeling.”

He took three sips and just wasn’t in the mood to eat anymore custard. Tinky leaves it on the table in case anyone wanted seconds or something. He heads off to his room to read a book.

He must have a really long doze while reading because it was suddenly night. Tinky tiredly pushes his book shut and slides off the bed. He had a strange feeling.

He pokes his head out and notices something odd about the machine. Something was glowing from it. He assumed Po must have accidentally left it on or something. The purple Teletubby sleepily stumbles over to it to turn it off.

Tinky snapped awake when he accidentally broke it. Oh heck.

Everyone’s doors opened. Double heck.

He turns around with tearful apologies.

Dipsy was staring off to the side, its not clear if he’s even awake enough.

Laa-Laa raised an eyebrow, confused on how Tinky accidentally broke it.

Po was blankly staring at him, strangely enough. Then walked out of the dome to everyone’s surprise. It was only then Laa-Laa noticed she was holding a rope under her arm.

“P...Po! Wait! I’m sorry!” Tinky apparently didn’t noticed and ran after her.

“...I’m going to find Announcer.” She tells Dipsy then walks in the direction of their caretaker’s room. To her surprise, he wasn’t in there.

She even turned on the lights and checked everywhere. Nowhere in sight. Where could have he gone?

Laa-Laa frowns hearing a weird noise. She walks out and was about to call out for Dipsy but froze when she saw said Teletubby holding a chainsaw with a blank expression. He slowly approaches and a strong but weird feeling exploded in her gut.

“Dipsy, what the fuck are you doing? This is not the time for pranks.” Her body jumps out of the way when he lunges towards her. “Okay, yeah no, I’m leaving, you dumbass.” She bolts out of the dome and runs straight for the caves.

Laa-Laa heard footsteps running after her and could only assume the idiot was following her. Ugh.

Tinky was so confused and worried. He had no idea where Po could have gone to so fast. And worried because Noo-Noo told him when he was younger that kids that go outside past dark get kidnapped by strangers.

And while Tinky is no longer a child, he still gets paranoid about it and certainly doesn’t want someone to take poor little Po.

“Po! We should probably go back inside before this turns into a search party! I don’t want all of us to get kidnapped!”

Silence, he couldn’t even hear the bunnies moving through the grass.

Tinky checks the beach first but the footprints are most likely from earlier in the day. Maybe he can find some kind of prints on the path? It’s worth a try, he’ll need to fetch his glasses first and a flashlight.

There’s some slight disturbance in the dirt as if she was dragging her feet. For some reason he felt himself growing tense as he continued forward. The trail stops at a tree that in the past he has read his books at while Po would swing on the branches with a rope.

Tinky furrows his brows when he hears a strange noise, almost like a creaking one. He raises his eyes and wish he hadn’t. The sight making a scarring mark on his brain. He shakes his head and covers his mouth. The flashlight drops from his now limp hand.

Po’s limp body was swaying from the rope around her neck. Obviously dead.

He nearly vomited at the horrifying scene. He couldn’t understand why Po would hang herself. Was it because he broke the machine? Was something going on that he didn’t know about?

He bites on his lip and shakes his head. There’s no sense asking questions no one could answer. He needed to cut her down.

Tears blinded his vision as he runs back to the dome to go find his bag. He folds his glasses and puts them back. Tinky pulls out the sharpest knife he could find and manages to get himself to return to the tree.

His body freezes in a panic when he sees something at the tree. He could smell how bad it smelt, it was leaning over a bowl...that wasn’t there before. Tinky wanted to run away before the stranger saw him, but he wanted to keep it away from Po’s body more.

He gulps and shuts his eyes as he points his knife out. “St...STAY AWAY FROM HER!”

It jumped, startled. Then raised its arms up, a camera in its right hand and a syringe in its left.

...The smell was even worse now.

“Wa..wait! I just want the custard!”

Tinky felt a bit more confident seeing how weak and small the person is, but he still had to be on his guard. This tubby was a trespasser after all.

“WHY would you want it? It doesn’t taste too good!”

“I don’t want to eat it!”

“Then why do you want it?!”

“To study it!” He waves the syringe.

“To what? Make it taste gross?”

“...That’s a good question.” He laughs awkwardly. “You...uh..see...I think there’s something wrong with the custard because Dipsy tried to kill Laa-Laa-”

“Okay, let me stop you right there.” Tinky shakes his head. “HOW do you know my friends’ names?!”

“It’s okay, I know yours too-”

“How is that supposed to help?!” Tinky was becoming more disturbed by this conversation.

“...Oh. I thought you were feeling left out-”

“WHO even are you?!”

“I’m The Guardian.”

“...So your name is ‘Guardian’?”

“...Pretty much.”

“Alright...so where did you come from and WHY are you here?”

“I came out from under the rock so I can contact the military.” He has put his arms down at this point.

“...Why were you hiding under a rock?” Disturbed and CONFUSED at this whole interaction.

“So I could watch you four without you knowing.” He said it with complete seriousness that Tinky didn’t even accuse him of lying.

“...You’ve been stalking us?!”

“No, I’ve been watching you through cameras.”

Now he was angry for a different reason, and a sense of humiliation at the thought of invaded privacy. “You literally just described stalking!”

“It was my job though!”

“Job?!” He shakes his head again. “We’ll talk about this later, I need to cut Po down.”

He cautiously steps around, wrinkling his nose. Thanks to his tall height, he didn’t really have to climb much to get to the rope. Tinky catches her limp body...though she felt strangely warm instead of the dead coldness he was expecting.

He sighs then glares at this Guardian person again. “Why do you need to contact the military?”

“Because I lost signal underground.”

This was like talking to a wall.

“WHERE are you intending on going to call for help?”

“The satellite station.”

“And where is that?”

Guardian points towards the mountains. “That way. Through the mountains, then through the Outskirts of a Ruin.”

“What are they going to do to help us?”

Guardian shrugs. “I dunno.”

Tinky slowly blinks at him. “What are you planning on sending for help for?”

“Well...Something like ‘something went wrong with some test subjects please send help’.”

“I’m sorry-did you just call us test subjects?!”

Guardian pouts. “But that’s what Lucky called you and he said if something goes wrong, contact the military.”

Tinky heavily sighs. “You need to take a bath first.”

“What? Why?”

“Because you smell horrible and I don’t want to walk with someone who smells like a gross toilet.”

“But I need to get to the satellite station right away.”

“What you need is a freaking bath!” Bracing himself with clenched teeth, he grabbed the black hoodie and dragged him towards the dome.

“Tinky-”

“GUARDIAN. My friends call me Tinky. YOUR only choice is my full name.”

“Ouch.” Pipped up a high pitch voice.

The both did a double take at Po who was tucked under Tinky’s arm. The moment didn’t last long because of the filthy scent.

Tinky’s arms hurt but at least he was more white than that gross stain he was earlier.

He had to stick with those black shorts but Tinky wasn’t allowing him to wear that dirty hoodie so he quickly ducked into Dipsy’s room to grab a black sweater. He freaking almost tripped.

“But my hoodie-”

“Its gross, now let’s go.” Tinky huffs, spraying hair spray and perfume on his hair and fur.

Guardian coughs and by the time he was done having the fit, something felt lighter.

While Tinky and Po headed towards the entrance, Guardian was about to turn the bathroom lights off when he saw something familiar on the floor.

“Did you cut my hair?!” He reaches behind him and thankfully his hair was still long.

“Its a tripping hazard, now let’s go!”

[iliketrainmen]

Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Tagged by: @sunywhorecity , the evil bastard /s

Oooh boy, I've got more than a few works that are either A) put on hold for current works or B) stuck in timeline hell. Whenever I make fully fledged fics, I make a rough draft of a timeline of events to sort of follow. For example: Roark wakes up and goes to work in the mines -> someone tells him about a strange noise in one of the deeper caverns in the mines, so he goes to check it out -> surprise wormhole!!!! -> eeby deeby. Not as complicated as a full on storyboard, but keeps the general idea of what I'm going to write while allowing room for adjustments or new, smaller events. Keep in mind: most of these WIPs are stuck in timeline development hell. (Oh and, if you didn't know, all of these are about Roark. I'm not kidding. Actual brainrot)

Apopalypse from BTD 5?!?!?!?! (Has actual words written, I think maybe about halfway-ish done? Turning out great so far for my first... I won't spoil anything more.)

Daaaaaad, the creatures whisked me away to a different dimension again! (For some reason, the next chapter is being evil and hard to write. Probably because I'm introducing someone who will be incredibly plot relevant. Either way, on the back burner.)

#200 (Timeline constructed and ready to be written.)

Ghostbusters but Infinitely Lamer (Timeline constructed, just waiting to be written. Also trying to figure out definite personalities for the other characters [they're stuck in weird limbo of being main and side characters])

I Have Planted Several Bombs Inside of the Grand Underground; Can You Find Them All? (I don't think the title is even remotely related to the fic content except for setting, but it's funny enough that I wanna keep it. Timeline needs more development.)

So, Three Half-Siblings Walk Into a Bar... (Timeline development hell. I've got the beginning and the end mostly figured out, but the middle is giving me more trouble than #200 did... somehow.)

Sending a Minor Background Character to Ancient Hoenn is Not Cool, Necrozma (weirdly enough, this is THE first Roark piece I've written. Trying to figure out timeliness, but I've already got a solid few chapters done. Probably need to update those chapters since the characterization is likely out of date)

Oh How the Turntables (timeline development hell, kinda. I've got the most important aspects planned out, but that's like... three events. Stretched out across the timespan of a few years.)

The Future is on The Other Side of The Mountain (Timeline developed, just need to actually write it. One of the shortest fics I probably have on here, so it's a wee bit weird I haven't actually written it yet)

Ever Wondered How People Accidentally Land Themselves In Deep Shit With Villains? Here's how! (Timeline needs a bit of working on. I'll give a hint as to the concept behind this one, it's a timeline divergence from one of the Anime episodes)

I'm only going to tag one other person as I think there's far more WIPs than people who I'm certain write: @arcanesprite I'm the evil bastard now

[jplupine]

Feral Possession: Chapter 15

Nepeta cataria

Pairing: Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez x Wynter Hughes [Nonbinary OC] Word Count: ~2.5k WARNINGS: 18+ MDNI, Exophilia, Demon!Grimmjow, Feral Behavior, Grimmjow being a Terror

Summary: An experiment leads to Grimmjow getting loose lips.

You can also read it on AO3!

Masterlist | Chapter 15: 

  "I would like to test something." I said while holding a box as I looked at Grimmjow curled up in the sunlight coming in from the window.

  "What?" He narrowed his eyes at me.

  "You display a lot of characteristics that felines have, not shocking given your panther traits, but I want to see if you share a specific characteristic." I explained while opening the box. Grimmjow sat up while watching me pull out the small container from the box.

  "I'm not a damn housecat!"

  "I know. This stuff isn't just for housecats. Look, I'm just curious how you would react, if you react at all. If you don't want to try it, I won't make you. But....you gotta wonder." I raised my eyebrows at the demon while shaking the container of catnip. "For felines, the effects only last around 10 to 15 minutes from what I read, so it's only temporary. But with you not actually being a feline, it may be shorter, or not at all."

  "Why are you so curious about this?"

  "Because catnip makes felines very cuddly, very playful, or running up the damn walls, and I wanna know how it would affect you as a demon with feline traits. Think of it as an experiment. And, again, there is also a high chance it won't work the same for you with you being a demon and also not actually a feline per se. If you're curious, too, all you have to do is smell it."

  Grimmjow's ear twitched as he narrowed his eyes at me more. He stood up and walked over with his hands on his hips.

  "This isn't going to work."

  "Prove it."

  "Open it up." His gaze dropped to the container, and I set down the box. I figured he'd be just as curious, but with his complex, I wasn't sure he'd actually try it. Unscrewing the cap, I tucked it under my arm to open the container's seal.

  Getting it off, I held up the container for Grimmjow. His tail swayed before he leaned down to sniff at the container's contents.

  "It smells weird." The demon said, and it was looking like catnip really didn't affect him. But when I went to put the lid back on, I saw Grimmjow's pupils widen. I heard a rumbling purr and laughed when the demon rubbed his face against the container.

  "Oh, my goodness! It does affect you."

  "No, it doesn't." He jerked back, and I screwed the lid back onto the container.

  "It clearly does."

  "Okay, it does." Grimmjow snorted with a goofy smile on his face. "'S so nice." He then flung his arms around my shoulders and began to rub his cheek against mine. The demon was leaning on me and accidentally kicked the box on the floor.

  The noise caused him to stand up straight with his ears perked up as he looked around. His nose was twitching as he sniffed the air, but when he determined nothing was there, he was right back on me while purring. Grimmjow put one hand on my cheek while rubbing his face on my other cheek.

  I couldn't help but laugh while pushing him back.

  "It looks like you get even cuddlier."

  "Mm." He hummed with a smile as he rubbed his hands over his face. It was actually really adorable.

  "How are you feeling?"

  "Good." Grimmjow purred before leaning down to press the top of his head under my jaw. His hair and fur tickled my throat, and then the demon kept rubbing his face on me. He was acting so much like the cats in the videos I saw when looking up catnip.

  Grimmjow was smiling and purring while clinging to me. And, seeing the way he reacted to catnip....I couldn't tell the Soul Society about this. Not like they'd actually believe me without proof anyway, but there was no way anyone but a heartless bastard could hurt Grimmjow in this state.

  I wanted to send this demon to Hell, or even try to kill him, but that stupid smile and his nonsensical rambling was making my heart melt.

  "You're so warm and soft." He purred. "Your name is so wrong." The demon then snickered. "Hey, you know what?" He slung an arm around my shoulders while touching his own face. "I actually like you, Little Rabbit. You're irritating, but you're so nice." Grimmjow bumped his head against mine. "Is it weird to think of you as my ally?"

  I paused as my smile fell. I slowly looked at Grimmjow as he was simply grinning and leaning on me.

  "Maybe if you ask nicely, you can be one of my Fraccions."

  "Aren't Fraccions the subordinates of the Espada?"

  "Yeah. You'd do great. You're already doin' better than my other Fraccions since they're all dead." He burst into laughter while leaning back until his horns knocked against the wall and he snorted. "You also make good food. 'S nice." Grimmjow came back to press his cheek to mine.

  "Wait, what? What happened to your Fraccions?"

  "Plucked off one-by-one by stupid exorcists." He explained while brushing his knuckles under my chin. "But you're an exorcist too now, so that won't happen. You know," Grimmjow chuckled. "I was a king once. King of an empty world. My subordinates were my subjects, and a wasteland my kingdom."

  "A king?"

  "Mm-hm. Now I'm stuck here." His tone shifted. "'S not so bad though. 'S warm here. Safe." The demon pulled me into a tight hug while burying his face into my neck and shoulder. "You wouldn't mind if I didn't eat your soul, would you? I think....I wanna just keep you." He chuckled.

  "....I told you you were lonely." I sighed through my nose.

  "Is that what it is?"

  "It's what it sounds like."

  "You're so smart." Grimmjow chuckled, then suddenly licked my cheek. "I'mma keep you then. My little rabbit."

  "You can't 'keep' me. I'm not a pet."

  "But your soul is mine. I can do with it what I want." Grimmjow held me out at arm's length. "I like this too much." He grabbed my hands and purred as he rubbed his face against my palms. "I can't get this if you're gone."

  "You big cuddle bug."

  "Tell me this isn't nice." The demon then grabbed my face in his hands before brushing his thumbs over my cheeks. I swallowed, and the chuckling demon bumped his forehead against my own. "So.... Mine." He was so cheery, but the part about his Fraccions was still sticking to me.

  Was that why he hated exorcists so much or was there another reason? And the bit about him being a king.... What was that about?

  His horns pressed against the top of my head as he still held my face and purred. Grimmjow looked rather content while his tail slowly swayed behind him.

  "Catnip really loosens up your tongue, huh?" I muttered, and the demon slowly opened his eyes to look at me. "Do you really think of me as an ally?"

  "Yeah."

  "Why?"

  "You make me feel good." Grimmjow licked my cheek again.

  "What do you mean?"

  "When you touch me." He set his chin on my shoulder as one of his hands slid into my hair. "'S so gentle." The demon ran his fingers through my hair, and I knew he meant when we were cuddling.

  "If you like it so much, why not be gentler yourself?" I questioned, and Grimmjow burst into a fit of laughter. "What?"

  "Destruction is my core, silly little rabbit. 'S why I break stuff." His tone shifted again as he tilted his head. His hand that wasn't in my hair slid up my side and to my chest. Grimmjow placed his palm over my heart as his nose brushed against my neck. "I can't break you. You're the perfect Fraccion." He then started chuckling like he'd said something hilarious. "Isn't that nice?"

  "I'm beginning to think you legitimately need therapy. And also....no more catnip." I said while sliding the container back on the floor. It certainly made him loosen up and cuddly, but the loosening up apparently came with saying such sad shit with a happy, uncaring tone.

  "I don't need fuckin' therapy. I feel gre-eat." He purred before perking up again when there was a knock at the door.

  "Oh, fuck." I hissed under my breath. "Stay here. Uh, play with this." I quickly handed the cardboard box to Grimmjow before going to the door. Seeing who it was before I opened the door, I felt a bit of relief. Opening the door, I leaned on the frame while having it to where he couldn't see into the house. "What do you want, Ichigo?"

  "I'm here to check in on things." He rubbed the back of his neck. "Um.... To see how things are progressing."

  "Now's not a good time."

  "Why-"

  "Kurosaki!" Grimmjow yelled, and I couldn't tell if it was because he heard the exorcist or because he smelled him. Looking over my shoulder, I had to hold my laughter in. Covering my mouth with my hand, I tried to keep a straight face after seeing the demon with the box now stuck on his head with his horns stabbed through.

  "Just stay where you are, Pantera." I said, but the twitching of his tail showed that he wasn't going to listen.

  "Is something going on?" Ichigo furrowed his brows at me. "Wynter, do you need help?" His voice went lower as he took a step forward.

  "Back off, Kurosaki!" Grimmjow growled from right behind me now. "This one's mine, fucker!" The box thunked against the back of my head, and I snorted. Ichigo had that expression on his face with conflicting emotions again as his mouth hung open.

  "We, uh, we did an experiment." It was so hard not to laugh. "With catnip."

  "Catni.... You're kidding, right?"

  "He has a box on his head, and you're really asking me that?"

  "Fuck off!" The box thunked against my head again.

  "You're just gonna have to come back later." I quickly said to Ichigo while pushing Grimmjow back. Given the state he was in and how Ichigo was still able to agitate him with his mere presence, the exorcist couldn't stay. Closing the door, I then turned to the demon. "Grimmjow, how in the world did you manage this?" I chuckled while grabbing the box.

  Lifting it off of Grimmjow's horns first, I managed to detach it from his head. As soon as he saw me, though, he went back to purring with that goofy smile on his face. Holding the box in one hand, I pulled out my phone to check the time.

  "The catnip should be wearing off soon. How are you feeling?"

  "Still great." He grabbed me into another hug. "Just great."

  "....Grimmjow?"

  "Hm?"

  "I think....I think I'd prefer you as an ally, too."

  "Really?" The demon purred before licking up the side of my neck.

  "Not that kind of ally." I quickly said while prying Grimmjow off as he was chuckling.

  "You can stop pouting now. It's been days, that's just excessive at this point." I said before stapling some papers together. Folding them on the desk, I then slid them into an envelope.

  "I shouldn't have fuckin' done it." The demon grumbled from where he sat on top of a bookshelf.

  "You didn't do anything terrible. It's not shocking you've warmed up to me by now after everything-"

  "I haven't warmed up!" Grimmjow snapped while shooting a glare my way.

  "Don't be so stubborn. Look, this is good. I'd say this is a positive development, and I'd also say you're on the right track to handling your emotions in a healthier manner."

  "What the fuck's wrong with you?"

  "I went to therapy for years, some things stuck. You need some sessions, too, might I add. I can find you a doctor for online visits."

  "I don't need it."

  "You most definitely do. Coming from a human soul, or many in your case, and living as long as you have through the things that you have, it's no shock you don't understand the changes you're going through now. Seeing as I'm not a professional in this matter, it'd be best to bring one in."

  "I'm a demon."

  "Just don't talk about being a demon then."

  "That's not what I meant. I'm a demon, I don't need therapy." He made a face, and I set the envelope to the side to look at Grimmjow.

  "Trust me, it'll do you some good. I know a lot, but from the things you said the other day, you need help processing. It's not a bad thing to need help with things, Grimmjow." Resting my jaw in my hand, I leaned on the desk as he was still glaring back at me. "You'll have to omit some things given what you are, like all of the murder and cannibalism, but-"

  "Little Rabbit, you're smart, but so fucking weird."

  "How is this weird? You clearly have issues you need to deal with that are beyond me. What's wrong with wanting to find someone that can help you?"

  "You're literally talking about putting a demon, me, into therapy." Grimmjow pointed at himself.

  "Yeah? And? I wouldn't be shocked if all of the Espada need it. Look, how about this- You try at least two sessions, and if you don't want to continue, I won't make you." I held up two fingers, and the demon narrowed his eyes at me.

  "And you'll quit bugging me about it?"

  "I will. Promise."

  "How'd it go?" I questioned while coming out of the bathroom after a shower. Grimmjow did not look happy in the slightest as he walked over to me and grabbed the front of my shirt in a tight fist. He threw me onto the bed hard enough that I bounced, then crawled onto the mattress and flopped down. He curled up around me, and I was still trying to process what was happening. "Grimmjow....?"

  "It went fucking terrible." He growled. "What the fuck even is 'compartmentalizing'?"

  "A form of suppression." I answered while running my fingers through his hair since he clearly wanted affection. "She got that in the first session? I figured you'd hardly talk."

  "I thought the whole point of it was to talk?"

  "It is, just.... You can be stubborn, you know?" I half shrugged. "Was there anything else you didn't understand?"

  "No."

  "Then why are you so upset?"

  "Bitch said I had a superiority complex and 'live in strong denial'. That I should try to be more 'open'." Grimmjow visibly cringed as he repeated the therapist's words. I wanted to laugh but kept from doing so.

  "Well, you do keep denying things when I know the opposite is true."

  "Shut up." He lowly growled a warning.

  "The longer you're here, the more I know I don't need to get a cat."

  "The fuck is that supposed to mean?"

  "Means I pretty much already have one." I popped off, then jerked back when Grimmjow nipped my cheek. "Ow!"

[concerto-roblox]

just made the same cup of coffee three times and now i'm crying how's your evening going

[mysumeow]

THE PINK MIST

Warnings: PWP, brief breeding mention, piv unprotected sex, unintentional aphrodisiac to both individuals, unintentional exhibitionism (wasn't premeditated), restraints*. Fem body, no third person pronouns are mentioned towards reader. MDNI

Word count: 1.6k

Summary: You and Tighnari are tasked with investigating some of the treasure hoarder's suspicious activities in a forest. Things seem to go well, until you accidentally step on a trap that renders you immobile. With the best of intentions, Tighnari tries to help you, but luck appears to have abandoned you both today.

*Not sure about this one but reader is unable to move due to a trap.

a/n: this is the unofficial sequel to this one but you dont need to read it first to understand this. dont perceive me. i dont exist

"Do you think Collei will be okay on her own?"

"Why wouldn’t she be?"

"I feel kinda bad that I’m not accompanying her to deliver those supplies. I usually go with her, feels wrong not to," you admitted, making sure you were at the same pace as your friend. "It also feels weird not to be the three of us patrolling the forest,"

Certain suspicious activities of treasure hoarders have been reported by nearby locals to the forest, which proclaimed to have seen them transporting carts with unknown stock on it. Taking into consideration which task was riskier than the other, you decided to help Tighnari with this patrol.

You went on chatting about miscellaneous things like what you were craving for dinner and if Collei was done already with the delivery, until Tighnari paused his steps abruptly, pointy ears standing as erect as a pole. He turned to you, index finger on his lips, to signalize you to be quiet.

"Proceed with caution," he whispered.

You readied your weapon, as did Tighnari.

He has a ridiculously good sense of hearing. You can’t make out the sounds of anything more than a few birds chirping and rustling leaves. From how far must’ve he heard enemy’s noises?

While you were wondering about such details, you were too late to take note of a suspicious patch of leaves on the ground, which at the moment you stepped on them, a rudimentary system of pulleys and ropes seized around your figure, pulling you over three meters from the ground.

 "Are you alright?" Tighnari rushed to your aid, dropped his bow to the ground next to your discarded catalyst, and began to attempt to climb the tree you have the misfortune to be acquainted with.

"I’ve been better," you joked, wished you at least weren’t upside down. You began feeling quite nauseous.

"I’m being serious," Tighnari huffed, legs and arms coiled around the bark, his free arm stretched to try and cut at the ropes. "If you’re unable to walk due to excessive muscle strain, it’s on you,"

"I’m not that weak, plea—" you shrieked when your body lowered suddenly a complete meter. "You did it on purpose! Warn me next time!"

"Shush, you’re going to attract unwanted attention," he climbed down to adjust himself to cut more. At least, you weren’t upside down anymore. Your legs are in a rather compromised position though, the ropes tightly spiraling around your thighs and keeping them separated. "Tell me if it hurts. I’m going to cut another one, but it might twist your right arm more,"

"I don’t care, I want to be out of here. That’s all."

Could this be resolved by simply severing all ties at once? Yes, but Tighnari feared your fall could end up in broken bones, given the height at which you’re suspended and the position your body would impact on the ground, which was your column that would be the first to take the collision.

Cursing at his height, he was missing a few inches to cut that specific rope that would further lower you safely to the ground. With even more effort, he managed to cut said rope, but right when he was pulling back, the branch he was holding onto broke, pressuring his instincts to hold onto the nearest object to gain balance. Which ended up being the vine from a certain plant.

The plant diffused a pink mist all over his body, Tighnari coughed and covered his eyes, preferring to shield himself from whatever was scattering in the air. Fortunately, he managed to land with no issues.

"What was that. Is everything okay?" some of the mist went over to you, although not nearly as much as Tighnari received. "I think from here, you can slash through what’s missing and I’ll be able to stand again,"

The effects of the pink mist didn’t take more than half a minute to cloud the foxboy’s mind, a potent heat surged through his body. He stumbled, leaned his weight onto the tree, the warmth of his face even passed through his gloved hand that he used to confirm the rise in temperature he was experimenting. It was unbearable.

Your body also began to suffer some changes, yet a notch toned down from what was happening to your pal.  You found your overall body’s sensitivity intensified, to the point where the small bead of sweat rolling down your inner thigh tickles you.

"’Nari?" you called, your body shivering, when you felt his now ungloved hands against your legs. His cheeks and neck flushed. You were surprised at how hot his skin was. He was like a burning furnace. "I think you accidentally triggered a—"

"I-I know," he closed his eyes, fox ears bending to half their size. "I know this is not the best moment to do this, but I-I’m unable to concentrate on anything else," his eyes were no longer green, but acquired the mist's peach-toned color. "So please, if you would allow me to…" he hugged your torso, the side of his face pressed against your chest.

You couldn’t bring yourself to force Tighnari to endure that sensation alone. Besides, he confessed, whatever that plant sprinkled, was making him unable to concentrate on anything else that’s not relieving himself. Demanding him to move on without first getting rid of it, would put you both in a vulnerable state in case you had to face combat.

You muttered a ‘yes, it’s okay’ and barely a second later, he was pushing your skirt up and moving your underwear to the side. You could tell Tighnari was taking advantage of his position against your chest, to hide his face. You understood what he was feeling, so you didn’t comment on it.

"My body—I feel it’s burning up," he panted, then went to pull down his pants, gently pressed himself against you. He wasn’t lying about burning up, it felt unnaturally hot against your lower lips, his tip pressing just right to make way through you. "It’s worse, even more than when it’s…that time of the year…"

You bit your lip to hold in a moan when he pushed himself in. The amount of mist that fell over you wasn’t even half of what fell on him, and you were dripping wet with no effort. The foxboy hugged you tighter, his whole body trembling, a whine leaving his reddened lips.

He evened out his breathing, and asked, "It doesn’t hurt, right?"

It didn’t, but god, you were full; stretched to your limit.

"It doesn’t," you assure him, gently placing a hand against his cheek to provide some relief. Tighnari mistook the action as a request for him to face you, the erotic expression across his features took you by surprise. His eyes were clouded with hunger, his mouth agape with a smidge of drool in its corners.

"You're soft," he whined, returning to press his face against your chest and mouthing at your breasts despite the obvious barrier of clothes preventing him from kissing you as he desired. It’s not like he would be able to lift your shirt anyway, his mind is gone. "And snug, I-I can’t think straight anymore,"

His thrusts were non-abrasive, not far from lovemaking instead of going into a frenzy. However, a sense of danger was still embedded in your consciousness, so for the sake of you both, you decided to nibble on the tip of his ear to spur him on.

 He cried your name, eyes wide open. The amount of pre that was spilling from him came out in a larger quantity just from you doing that. His pace quickened in no time and went from tender lovemaking to firmer shoves driven by absolute desire to breed you, his arms tightening around you, which was apparently possible.

"Hah—hah, don’t do that, I’m going to…" he squeezed his eyes shut, any coherent sentence in his head melted away. "I’m going to…inside, release my ear or,"

"I don’t mind, ‘Nari," you circled his hips with your legs. "I’ve always liked you a lot," you might regret this confession once the effects dissipates, but you were telling the truth.

Unable to decide, his keen came out whinier, panting against your neck for a moment, torn between letting you nibble more on his ear or kissing you; both options sounding equally pleasurable, but in the heat of the moment, unable to decide. He was close to climaxing already regardless; he could kiss your lips and face all he wanted once you exited the forest.

You went from nibbling to suckling the sensitive peak of his ear, for him to cum in thick, abundant spurts, tip slamming directly into your cervix. Even though his fluids were pouring inside of you, some of them managed to spill and stick to your inner thighs, while other dripped onto the ground.

He further buried his face against your neck, shivers making his body jolt. "I’m still…cumming…S-Sorry…"

You were unable to answer anything, your own orgasm blanking your mind. All you could muster to do, was take it, and caress his soft hair.

He longed to snuggle up to you for more time, but the hazy cloud of lust finally lifted from his senses, allowing him to join the dots, and, without consuming more time, he pulled out. Your cheeks heated at the obscene splatter, but you quickly recomposed yourself when Tighnari freed your limbs.

Ever the gentleman, he offered to carry you on his back.

"I can’t believe you pulled that stunt with my ears," after some silence, he was first to speak. He didn’t sound angry, though.

"Well, can you blame me? You were taking your sweet time, and we were in a compromising situation," you blew air on his ear, it reacted by twitching.

"Hey, didn’t you learn your lesson?" you could tell he was blushing.

"I didn’t know foxboys could produce that amount of—"

"Shut it," he said, his head bowed in shame."At least the expedition wasn’t completely fruitless. We know where they set up their traps, there must be more around that area,"

[fushigujiro]

𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌

➤ INCLUDING; Mikey, Draken, Mitsuya, Baji,

➤ Warnings; Fluff, Crack, Suggestive themes, kissing, kicking and shoving

MANJIRO SANO

→ will most likely kick you out of the bed💀

→ he wakes up when you are not in his arms or when he is not in yours. like he just literally makes a loud groaning noise and moves around to find you.

→ once he finds you he pulls you too him or he just climbs on top of you and just puts his head in between your neck, on your collarbone/chest, or just snuggled into your stomach and holds you tight☹️

→ you will find him mumbling in his sleep. you wonder sometimes what he could be dreaming about and he could be talking about the weirdo shit💀

→ it’s so random you try to stop yourself from laughing right there. He’s so adorable when he’s asleep though but when he wakes up this man is a monster👹

→ when he realizes that you are very tired or that you are in need of rest at the moment, he will quickly stop whatever he’s doing and just grabs you and pull you under the covers and will spoon you while giving you little kisses on your neck or behind your ear.

→ he cannot sleep without his trusty blanket. He will share it once in a while but in the middle of the night you both can be sharing it and he just YANKS away from your body and move away talking about “mine”

→ you both could be sleeping in the most casual way possible but end up in a position you only do in twister💀

→ overall = 8.5/10

KEN RYUGUJI

→ lemme tell you from now☹️

→ his long ass legs is enough to satisfy you as a blanket 💀

→ i really don’t know how to explain it but when you both sleep, you both are facing each other very close, legs tangled, your head on his chest or neck his on your chest or neck.

→ he DROOLS!! but it’s cute and gross because it ends up on you but you don’t feel it since you are a very deep sleeper. you probably won’t notice till leaning when it’s dried up or when drill is still coming out his mouth enough to wet the bet💀

→ in the winter time, sleeps are better at those times for me🥰 winter and fall it’s just so peaceful and cooley. but as i was saying, if you guys are sharing a blanket? he will literally SLEEP FIGHT you over it☹️

→ like how are you fighting for something with your ass still in dreamland🙁 He will actually start kicking your legs or feet and be trying to “ACCIDENTALLY” push you off the bed and just wrap his long ass in a blanket burrito.

→ that’s not even the worse part, if you look close enough, he’s SMILING😒 this little bitch out here acting like he’s sleep when he knows damn well what he’s doing😭

→ when he steals the blanket and your shivering cold, you try waking him up but then he just rolls away acting like he doesn’t hear a THING

→ stingy asshole right there💀 when he acts like a little ass brat, you get up from the bed and walk to the door and open it… he’s wide awake

→ reason for that is because the door makes a little sound when it opens and another sound with it’s closed. so that’s basically what takes his bed brattiness🙄

→ he’s a sweetheart though, most of the sumtimes as well, he makes sure you have a nicest sleep ever. you in a uncomfortable position? he will fix it. your neck is looking weird? alright then, your head ends up on his chest or he will fix the pillow properly.

→ overall = 8.5/10

TAKASHI MITSUYA

→ *dreamily sighs* i don’t know what to tell you guys😫

→he snores.

→ LMFAOOO sorry!! but yes he does snore but he only does that when he VERY much tired like, having to watch his two hyper siblings, toman meetings, his sewing club- OVERALL everything gets to him sometimes and he just blanks out the second he sees the bed with you sleeping in it.

→ When he goes to bed he can never sleep until you are sleep yourself. You tell him how many damn times that he needs his sleep because you can see that damn eye bags blowing up but it still makes him look beautiful like isn’t already

→ he moves around when he sleeps. kinda sleep talks too. same with mikey, when he feels that you aren’t anywhere near his radius he gets so whiny and starts searching for you.

→once he finds you, he brings you close to him so where his lips where pressing against his ear and you hear his tired and raspy voice asking where you went still with his eyes closed the whole time

→ when you don’t answer he tickles the sides of you and hears you giggle and smile, causes a chain reaction for him to do the same. Even when he’s on the brink of dream land, he will always have time for you.

→ when he’s gets tense after along day of hard working you tell him to take off his shirt because there goes his MASSAGES!!!

→ you can even be 1 minute in and he’s snoring like hell. Your hands are tough but soft at the same time- i don’t know how to explain it? i hope you understand but it’s those hands that just gets his muscles feeling not so sore anymore.

→ he almost cries about how good it feels and how he feels so lighter right after. He falls asleep to the massages yo give him and he’s waking up with drool, messy hair, blankets all over the place and you just facing the other direction on the bed with your feet to his face.

→when i say he moves a lot- he’s moved A LOt. man is like a whole tornado💀

→ Overall= 8.8 / 10

KEISUKE BAJI

→ i have no idea what to say to you tbh💀

→ the little bitch sleep kicks AND punches☹️

→ it’s either him kicking you to the edge of the bed or him stealing the blanket from you.

→ he loves it when he gets to lay on top of you, y’know? like not all of his weight on you but he’s still on top of you. He loves laying his head on your chest or neck. neck because, it’s the best place for him to nip your skin and make you jump out of your sleep from the little pain. your chest because, he loves nuzzling into it and blowing raspberries on the skin or on the shirt which ends up having a large wet spot on it from the spit and saliva😭

→ he knows you have trouble sleeping at night so he tries everything he knows of how he sleeps and brings them to you. though it doesn’t work because he always ends up changing his mind everytime💀

→ usually when you both can’t fall asleep now, you both go downstairs and eat cereal and go to the living room to watch tv while eating half awake, half asleep.

→ baji loves feeling your skin just because he likes to know that you are actually there. for example, when he has a nightmare about something bad and he wakes up, he wants to make sure that you are alive, healthy and breathing and it makes him feel safe that you are there with him.

→ he has a thing where he loves biting your neck like what i said before. he does that when he’s tired or when he’s in the middle of sleeping. Sometimes your neck ends up bleeding a little because of his strong ass canines 😭

→ but he’s a adorable little menace🧸

→ Overall = 8.9

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