#i want to kill someone

[kittycowboydisco]

things that the hargreeves should have been much more concerned about if they weren’t all about to get kugeled out of existence (but this spans all seasons):

- the actual incest going on

- their brother has a long term relationship with a mannequin

- christopher the actual cube?? does no one care that there’s a random fucking floating cube

- ANOTHER THING. christopher the cube can canonically shoot glitter and light up like that thing from cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2

- every time someone goes missing and they straight up don’t even know about it

- klaus had a fucking cult???

- the handler actually eating aj i know they don’t actually know that it happened but WHAT

- the many many ways klaus must have died as a kid and everyone was just like “haha silly klaus dw he’ll be fine” girl he is dead.

- speaking of that. klaus being completely unconcerned about playing vehicular manslaughter ball with his (not)dad (look i know it’s from years of manipulation and klaus straining for approval from his dad but it’s so funny that he’s kind of just chill with it???)

- all of sparrow ben and sloane’s family dying and they’re just like ok. um anyways let’s get blackout drunk / married (respectively)

more will be added i promise

[raspberrysmoon]

doing math work because "i was hungry" wont hold up in court

[xx-world-class-fuck-up-xx]

Be so obsessed with me that you can't even speak in infatuation, thinking my violent and sadistic nature is sexy and also being terrified of me

[nonbinaryandnonexistent]

WOW! this Don't starve fanart they made of Webber, Wilson, and Wendy is so cute! I'm sure that when I look for more of the art from this person I won't see traumatizing things!

[libelelle]

Head in my hands this is so. Like these people dont know anything about me and i need it to stay like that. I hate this. I love working here but the people make me wish i was stuck in the middle of nowhere alone

[possibly-astraeus]

I wanna do this to someone so bad cuz I HAVE A HISTORY PROJECT DUE TODAY BUT MY PHONE WON'T LET ME FINISH IT AND THERE ARE NO MORE FRICKING CHROMEBOOKS LEFT TO USE THAT INSTEAD SO NOW IM JUST SITTING HERE ON THE VERGE OF A MUDER SPREE

[icedmetaltea]

*Stumbles out of my trashcan covered in blood*

Go for the true faith ending they said. It'll be fun they said

dude the things I would do that those demons if garcia GAVE ME THE FUCKING GUN, I WOULD BECOME THE NEW UNSPEAKABLE HOW ABOUT THAT, I KNOW DEMONS DON'T HAVE FAMILY BUT I WOULD FIND ANYTHING THEY CHERISH AND DESTROY IT

[rdqt]

GET THIS FUCKING THING THE FUCK OF MY APP!!!!

[xolaanii]

job searching is the worst thing on the face of this planet earf i am full of hate rn

[bakedbananners]

Applying for jobs really is like yes I love being exploited I love wage theft I love capitalism and I hate workers rights I hate unions and most of all I hate myself

[how-my-brain-spices]

I hate seeing the person who birthed me be so nice and motherly to everyone else as she literally made me feel like I was going crazy constantly and like I would be put in an asylum just for being myself when I still had to live with her

[rivertigo]

Cheating on precalc is always moral and correct

[starry-skies-116]

Just saw an autism speaks ad I want to commit vehicular theyslaughter-

[palatial-monstrosity]

I cant even listen to "soft" music on the bus as it is not enough to filter away the utter shit people listen to without headphones!! I should be allowed to murder people!! Eat the rude and all that!!

[redscreenofdeath]

"i think i should check if my posts have gotten any activity" logging onto tumblr "oh boy, 5 activity notifications!" foghorn.wav "aand it's spam bots that follow me for no apparent reason, great." i love bots baiting me into thinking i'm getting attention on this platform

[awsteb]

NOOOO NO NO I FINALLY GOT THE DESKTOP DASHBOARD UPDATE