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[petalsthefish]

For real?!!! there is no way this is something this person “just thought of” in the almost word for word comparison I gave of Sleakeasy. Like of all the shampoo/hair companies in the world and you picked the same that I made the original with????

I call BS im sorry it’s literally just paraphrasing my joke 👀

[sixcalibur]

Käärijä - It's Crazy It's Party (feat. Tommy Cash)

[lil-beanz000]

Idk what I'm doing 🙃 I need to pass out. 4 a m omagosh

[pacoholin]

I'm watching Wish and it 's sooooo bad now that I know that the wishing star was supposed to be a magical star boy and that Asha and him should have a love story. LIKE SOOO MUCH POTENTIAL RUINED. I'm disappointed.

And I want to write a fanfic when the wishing star is the wishing boy instead and then having a relationship.... If it already exists plz send me the link because I know I will never have the time to finish it.

[bisexuallsokka]

still trying to recover from yesterday when i was sitting with my coworker talking about atla for an hour and then he wanted to show me some memes he found for it and while searching for them (on pinterest of all places) we scrolled past no less than three screenshots of posts from this blog

[tylerusagi]

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[nico-di-genova]

Sometimes I sit back and realize just how young Alex still is. Like, my roommate is the same age as him, and so seeing how he acts/where he’s at in life, really puts it into perspective that Alex really does still have so much time to grow and progress in his career. Which makes it even funnier when I think about McLaren dumping him partially because he was too “old”. He’s young enough to still be making vine references with James on his podcast where he also still makes frequent sex jokes like a middle schooler. “Old” my ass. McLaren just has it out for anyone who isn’t a twink under 25.

[wildemaven]

Soooo this came to me after seeing a nsfw pic on here...prepare for straight up FILTH...

It's the morning after another night of mind-blowing sex with Javi P. He softly wakes you with sweet kisses to your face where you spot him already dressed and him explaining he's got to head to work. He leaves you to lock up once you're ready to head out. Knowing that you won't see him again for a couple of days, you decide to leave him with a little gift. Grabbing his pillow, you straddle it and ride it to orgasm a few times to make sure you get a good amount of your slick on it.

That night when he gets home fully exhausted, he practically pours into bed. He settles in on his side, head on his pillow when his nose picks up that distinct scent of yours. He turns to bury his nose in the pillow more and takes a deep inhale which stirs his cock awake because fuck, it's that beautiful scent of your pussy all over it. He may have even touched his tongue to the fabric in hopes of tasting you too. It's all he needs to jerk himself off, finishing all over his torso and chest.

The next time you're with him, he strips you bare and asks you to do it again. This time so he can watch.

K! When you said filth…🥵🥵

I’ll give this man whatever he wants your honor!! He deserves all the orgasm drenched pillows, he works so hard!!

This will haunt my dreams tonight in the best way possible 🔥🔥🔥

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

I'll never NOT reblog this...

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Vincent Price - Madhouse (1974)

[aphelion789]

Guys, who let Wriothesly be so damn attractive!

His story quest? SIR! You can't keep casually spinning your hand cuffs like that!! But....like, don't stop...please.

*absolutely feral*

[petalsthefish]

[cryptid-pet]

Bestie where is merman AU headcons part III

Y’all want it now? I’m doing nothing since I just got home? Y’all really want part three?

[gordiicore]

[burygods]

a customer calling me rude,,, excuse me i am sunshine personified

[twopercentboy]

open YouTube just to be jump scared by awsten knight appearing on the jack manifold vods channel, absolutely horrifying experience

[egyptianking]

My love life may be nonexistent BUT I just made prolonged eye contact with a guy while we both reached for the same oversized t-shirt in pull and bear so......hot girl summer, what can I say