#i was thinking about that spongebob episode

[ducktracy]

What's your favorite SpongeBob episode/track?

GOOD QUESTION!!! my favorite episode as of right now is probably Texas! i think it has such a great balance of everything i love about the show, i absolutely adore the way it is drawn/looks, the humor is sharp and memorable, it really places such a big emphasis on character and their motivations and conflicts, and i ESPECIALLY love the novelty of it being scored with Junior Brown’s music!! they brought a guest musician in to do the soundtrack!! HOW COOL!! i’m a big fan of steel guitars, particularly in Hawaiian music and old (‘30s-‘60s) country music and this episode combines both so charmingly. and, of course, the episode has such a great heart to it :’) just look at this and tell me your heart doesn’t swell immediately

other episodes i particularly love are Ripped Pants, Jellyfishing, Plankton!, Walking Small, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II, Bubble Buddy, Christmas Who?, The Algae’s Always Greener, Plankton's Army, Have You Seen This Snail?, Mimic Madness, Bunny Hunt and Mind the Gap. THIS IS ALL A VERY SELECT FEW THOUGH and there are a lot of episodes i haven't seen in many years that i bet i love just as fervently and forgot to mention. i also can't think of an episode that i truly, genuinely dislike or can't watch. i need to catch up with a bunch of post-sequel episodes since that's around when i stopped consistently watching the show (which isn't the show's fault necessarily, there was just a hiatus for a bit and i was finally becoming a teenager who didn't spend every waking hour watching SpongeBob when that was happening). but realistically you could throw every episode from s1-3 up there as a favorite. and more beyond that! i love the Sponge unconditionally and always have

AS FOR TRACKS. OHOHOHO. SpongeBob production music was one of my first online hyperfixations as a young'un and so i can, have, and maybe one day will talk about the music in this show for hours. it's so hard for me to narrow it down. but i'll say two overwhelming favorites are this:

and this one:

BOTH VERY NOSTALGIC TRACKS FOR ME.. i think the first one maybe wins out since it's more prominent and thusly associated with more "widespread" nostalgia, but i have a very special love of the second one because i remember it being impossible to find. the only copy available once upon a time (like, 12 years ago) was a very garbled and Bad mix of it cut up from various episodes, and even then, it was revolutionary to have THAT since i remember when it was still an "unknown track". so the fact that we can listen to it cleanly now still kinda blows my mind HAHA

here are some others i love that i would feel bad for excluding, SOOO:

[pandagirl45]

Howard: I am alive-

Tony: die zombie! *hits him in the head*

Bucky: *shooting till the clip is empty*

Rhodey: *throws a match on it*

Pepper: *drops a mound of dirt*

Steve: strange, drop the cage!

[questor-thews]

hello cabinet of dr caligari fans I invite you to watch this totally normal spongebob clip

[spongebob-connoisseur]

Abrazo Peter Lorre fishies!

[shrimpiexd]

Headcanon: Jimmy is obsessed about being perfect, being a good leader. He HAS to be one no matter what. If he failed, everyone would leave him or worse, they could be in serious danger, and he can't let that happen.

Even if that means not having a good sleep schedule or having time for himself. Everyone expects the best in him, he can't fail them, he has to protect everyone, including his family, his loved ones-Timmy, Danny, Spongebob, Cindy, Carl,...ETC

Sometimes the memories still haunt him. Sometimes he wants to have fun too, but he has to be smart, good and overall perfect so they can stop mocking or bullying him. Usually, when that happens, he'd rather hide it from his family and friends-they didn't deserve to know such things have happened to him. He's brave! He did handle it just well, didn't he?

[parme-san]

im being sent on like fetch quests to find the pancakes

[ur-stepdad]

how am i not seeing people talking about chilchuk's ability to ratatouille senshi during battle

[rawstfish]

I literally never want to see SpongeBob this sad fucking ever again

[dilfmachine]

They really do just put shit in cartoons as tropes that warp your neurons for the rest of your life and now you got SpongeBob Fetishes

[rustedleopard]

She's fucking with him

[brutal-nemesis]

Goretober IV: Bones to Pick (or Chisel)

I've done this before and yeah I'll do it again. What are you gonna do. Flashing my @coyotehusk goretober badge i have permission

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Ingredients: bone carving using some tools, broken bones, vivysection <3, i talk about organs, whumper is a lil intimate but still in an unsexy way

Castys wished he wasn’t so used to looking at the inside of his chest cavity.

Kuro had sliced him open and peeled the sides back before just cutting them off entirely, leaving his ribcage very exposed. She hadn’t strapped his forehead to the table this time, so at least he didn’t really have to look. The sight didn’t exactly bother him that much, but he’d just rather not at the moment. Instead, he watched Kuro come over, and today’s weapon of choice was a hammer and chisel. Delightful.

“Are we carving marble in class today, Professor?”

“Close! It’s something else that’s white. Got any other guesses?” She climbed on top of the table, straddling his waist. 

Castys cocked his head, thinking. “Hmm…ice?” 

Kuro laughed, stroking one of his ribs. “I think you know the answer. I just thought it’d be fun to try it out.” Castys just sighed as she readied her tools, the chisel resting against bone. The hammer came down, but Castys didn’t hear whatever sound it made since his body decided he needed to let out a little yell, because that was a lot more painful than he was expecting. He’d sort of hoped he wouldn’t be able to feel it at all, but alas, there was only suffering.

Kuro tapped the hammer steadily, and all Castys could do was clench his teeth and squirm under the tight straps as the pain grew worse and worse, each chip broken off a fresh spark of agony. From time to time, Kuro would stop and consider her work, giving Castys a little break where there was no new pain, which was all he could get at the moment. It was annoying how he wasn’t dying from blood loss or something thanks to the wonders of cauterization, and he’d gotten too used to The Horrors for shock to set in and take him. Unless it didn’t work that way; he wasn’t exactly sure.

One thing he was sure of is that having someone you very much dislike basically laying on top of you while you’re strapped down and vivisected was the worst. If it was just pain, fine, whatever, he’d felt many a pain, but the added intimacy bullshit just really drove this over the top, what with Kuro stroking his organs or petting his face with her tentacles as she worked with her hands. 

Finally satisfied, she sat up fully, staring down at whatever she’d carved into his ribs. “There we go. I know these probably won’t still be here after you die, but it was still fun. Do you want to see?”

“Maybe later. I’m not in an art appreciation mood.” Why did he bother, he wasn’t sure, because a moment later Kuro had yanked his head up by the hair, practically choking him on the strap over his neck, forcing him to look down and his fucked up ribs. She’d carved some letters into one of them, probably her name from what he could tell looking at it upside-down, and then some…blob looking thing. “What the fuck is that supposed to be?” he sputtered after she let go of his hair, his head thunking back on the table.

“It’s my na-”

“No, the fucki-”

“Oh. That’s a bird!” Kuro’s eyes narrowed, one of the few expressions he could actually see. “I’m not sure why I carved one, I just…felt like it?” 

“Riveting. Could you slit my throat or something now?”

“Aw, come on, Castys.” She fully laid down on top of him, crossing her arms on top of his chest. “Where’s the fun in that?” Before he could say anything, one of her tentacles slammed the hammer into one of his ribs, most definitely breaking it. All he could do was bite back screams as she did it again, breaking the rib off completely. “This’ll be quick, too, watch.” She grabbed the jagged piece of bone and he swore he could feel her smiling as she drove it into the spongy flesh of his lungs, puncturing them. 

And, hey, she was right, it was quick.

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[kalmiaclown]

Not one to worry about trends or fast fandom because I AM the fast fandom, I cannot keep up with my own drawing ideas and it drives me mad.

[solarbot]

itchy sweater

[rexscanonwife]

F/Os will have you looking up the most random shit like the Japanese dub of spongebob

[repurposedmeatlocker]

have you seen the mickey dolenz cameo at the beginning of tim and eric's bag boy? it's super short but that video you shared reminded me of it.

YES!!! YES!!! THAT SHORT IS SO FUNNY! I even made a post sharing that video some years ago for that specific cameo. It is lying somewhere deep in my blog. I just know it was before the height of my 2021 Monkees obsession.

For anyone curious:

[magnetic-dogz]

Y'know sometimes I remember all the hell Youtube critics raised about Spongebob in the 2010s and I think. Is it really that serious. It's a kid's cartoon about talking sea critters. I remember the term "Squidward Torture Porn" and my eyes start rolling back into my head