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cheekblush · 8 months

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so how are you supposed to get anything done when you work 40 hours a week?

#how do people do this??? it's absolutely insane #is this how it's gonna be for the rest of my life????#and all this for barely any money too?????#i'm constantly exhausted and i don't even hate my job but the working hours are excruciating #idk how people do this who have kids and families they need to tend to AFTER work #i'm so fortunate that i get to come home to a cooked meal but i know that won't last forever either #if i had to cook after a 10 hour shift i would really kms #i really have so much respect for people who work full time + take care of their family & do house chores #i can't even find the energy to clean up my room....#no this is truly insane like the world is so beautiful and that's what humans decided to do with it???#you have to work your whole life just in order to afford to live......#and by the time you can retire and actually have free time you're too old and sickly to enjoy it #gotta love capitalism #i wish i was a bird....#i sound like a child but like..... this just can't be all there is to life?????#☁️

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bob-artist · 2 months

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Bittern at the grocery store

#misc comics #animal art #birds #bird art #bittern #bitterns #artists on tumblr #sometimes you just gotta draw a thing #i wish i could bittern at the grocery store #i'm short -_-#birds are losers

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chickenhoops · 26 days

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Currently obsessed with this gay pigeon couple up for adoption and I think tumblr will be obsessed with them too.

#artists on tumblr #digital illustration #artwork #birds #pigeon #lgbtq #lesbianism #wlw #all gays wish to be these birds #sapphic #also sorry I did ones wings wrong : (#my art

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pipermintz · 11 months

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I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

#hehe what would you use as gastrolith #would it be okay to use rose quartz that would be fun I think #I really wish people could swallow rocks #birds #ornithology #silly

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa · 10 months

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#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

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oornithologistt · 24 days

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vultures amirite?

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#vultures #vulture #how hungry #but i suppose in this case it's #how dead #birds #bird #meme #funny #god. putting the meme funny tags on my post killed me a little inside #anyway i found the image on pinterest thank you pinterest i love you #i wish i could give credit to the photographer though #so also curse you pinterest #for not having reliable image sources #birdblr #turkey vulture #i think?

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bumblequinn · 8 months

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"there should be a word for if a himbo was a girl. like. a herbo"

-actual thought i had before i, realized

#bird beeps #i wish i were joking

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llovelymoonn · 7 months

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my favourite faye wei wei paintings

little blue bird from the pillow flew (2020) \\ first i must clean the keys of the piano with milk (2022) \\ the black bells of a distant new mexico (2023) \\ an echo trapped forever (2023) \\ sweet velvet flower there is no time/ I ask to go back I wish you were mine (2021) \\ two butterfly lovers (2021) \\ untitled (2022) \\ nectar for honey (2021) \\ red i (2022) \\ fountain lies the sun (2017)

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#art #faye wei wei #little blue bird from the pillow flew #first i must clean the keys of the piano with milk #the black bells of a distant new mexico #an echo trapped forever #two butterfly lovers #sweet velvet flower there is no time/ I ask to go back I wish you were mine #untitled #red i #nectar for honey #fountain lies the sun

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onstagesport · 4 months

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Thinkin about that post that's like "If Hatchetfield wants to keep you, you can't leave. Emma always comes back from Guatemala, Alice always gets off the bus, Lex or Ethan can go to California not both" and Edward Hopper's painting of the diner with no doors

You know, his painting Nighthawks

#i know nighthawks are real birds but #i wish i could find the post #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #tgwdlm #starkid black friday #npmd #the guy who didnt like musicals #nerdy prudes must die #monologuing

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pichiicake · 1 year

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#pokemon #pokemon scarlet violet #spoilers #Skeledirge #Meowscarada #Quaquaval #starter evolutions #I'm not a fan of the evolutions designs but they have potential #I wish Quaquaval's legs were more bird like and Skeledirge didn't have weird fire-hair #Life has been really stressful lately but Pokemon helps me cope

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tangledinink · 7 months

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they're both winged pretty boys, so, do you think they'd be friends...?

.... probably not.

( ; w ; i just really liked @livvylubug's lunanardo design and wanted to draw them together... at least luna's donnie and swannie's leo could maybe bond...?)

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miss-sternennacht · 7 months

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#I'm having lots of feelings and I feel like nearly crying after watching #once upon a studio #it's not much but god the nostalgia the voices #the fact that they used archived voices along with current ones!!#Hearing Robin Williams as Genie but not with any of the voice lines in Aladdin got me hard #disney #sternennacht update #but honestly the two things that hit me harder #was when you wish upon a star at the end #and Mickey looking at Walt. And they played Feed the Birds #THAT got me #For anyone who doesn't know Feed the Birds was Walt's favorite song and the song is beautiful #I'm just #I'm having feels #and the fact that this is gonna play before Wish?? Lord save that theater I will cry so hard

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bamsara · 1 year

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being an adult means we can buy or make as much self-indulgent shit (as we can afford) and unironically have trinkets of our fave things cause our teen years was bullied for liking things and hiding/denying we were ever neurodivergent to the point of suicide. sucks for anyone that thinks its weird cringe but I'm going to try and allow myself to love myself in little ways now

#wish i could tell younger me that i wasnt fucked up i was just autistic #even if youre not nd i still think having things you enjoy around you is important especially for your space #so i make a notable effort to get fandom stuff for my younger siblings now #like my lil sister thinks getting demon slayer stuff is cringe cause anime and what not (havent read it sorry)#but her face still lights up when i get her a pin for her #or a blind bag with a character keychain #and very slowly the self hatred and whatever it feels like that youre not allowed to like anything and that anything you like is bad #starts to diminish #my qpp is obsessed with birds and chickens and has so many trinkets around the house for it #or my friend who loves how pretty stained glass looks that his walls are covered in thrifted stain glass pieces #i know an elderly couple who are obsessed with star trek and they have a room in the house purely for shelves stacked with collectables #my friend's dad is so obsessed with spiderman that he has 3 walls full of figurines and posters and collectables that prob amoutn to tons #like i dont get it but i get it #maybe its because im sick rn but im in my head tonight about human loving things and stories and cocepts to the point of comfort #sara shush #ramble

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months

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THE SITE IS UP, EVERYBODY BRACE-

#its been a pleasure blogging with you all 🫡#i wish the site strength and stability in these trying times #and may we all manage to be at least somewhat Normal about it #that being said. if you all will excuse me im gonna go chuck the last of my marbles out a window #welcome home #what will we learn what will we learn....#probably Something!#EDITING THIS BEFORE I POST YEP MARBLES ARE GONE #THE BIRDS ATE EM #AAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK!!!! FUCK!!!! LETS!!!! FUCKING!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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fyncherly · 23 days

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I had to put everything down and make this

Imagine Shilo (who is actually Emizel) wearing this to the tournament?? Imagine it covered it blood??? Do you see my vision??

Here's a version with a more ~Emizel~ expression idk how this guy is gonna fool anyone

Should I make a bloodied version should i

#jrwi the suckening #the suckening fanart #jrwi #jrwi shilo #emizel tucker #shilo bathroy #the suckening #my art #I was in the middle of making a lil comic and then the comic sparked this idea and I had to put it down to draw this first #Not to mention all my other ideas and projects that got put on hold to do the mini comic #I wish I could draw faster I'm going insane #Also the bird pendant is supposed to be a pheasant but I spent way too long on this as is #Now it literally looks like the hunger games bird oh my god #And I made lighting up here I'm sorry

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astronomodome · 2 months

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Sometimes I wish Grian wasn’t so popular so I could be more insane about him. Small animal that bites me viciously whenever I pick him up. Staring at me blankly. Like this isn’t revolutionary this is just like how 60% of people see him anyway!! And god forbid you call yourself a Grian fan. 🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜 fuckass bird

#this post isn’t like anti-grian fan or anti-fanon I just wish I could unhinged post about my stupid ass bird without feeling like #Im just copying everyone else #like I know im not and there’s nothing holding me back but #it’s like. it’s grian #no one here is normal about him #idk what this post is aboot #grian #astro speaks #hermitcraft

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