#i’m in so much fucjing pain

[axolozzy]

i feel like i’m dying but im going to hang out at the laundromat anyway cuz my friends want me to go 💥💥💥 the grind never stops 💥💥💥💥

[321sluggie]

mentions of weight loss in tags

[ultraviolencced]

kill me rn

[jujuubee]

Sometimes I see things or rmemeber something randomnly and I get this overwhelming urge to reach out to you…tell you how much I miss you, ask what’s been going on in your life, send you fucked up shit like I used to. But it’s just not my place to be your friend anymore. i respect the fact you don’t want me aroudn anymore and so I’m just waiting, I guess for forever until you one day decide that this is stupid. Bc what else am I gonna do lmfao. It’s incredibly painful to lose someone that was so foundational to who you are as a person. So much of the good in me came from you, bc you taught me how to be a normal person. & now it’s like, the last 10 years I just compare everyone to you. But no one can ever meet that standard bc I have you on such a fucking pedestal. You’re the only person I’ve never hated, disliked, been disgusted by. & that’s why it hurts even more lmfao. I would’ve never done this to you. Prob anyone else but not you. & I don’t get how you can do it so easily. And even still I don’t hate you or dislike you I just understand. It hurts my feelings but I understand. I’m always hoping that one day you’ll wake up and want to fix things. Life is just very empty without your presence & even tho I fucjed up I know you feel the same. Never thought we’d be here, only getting updates about each other through the grapevine. Even the happy birthday text was just a fucjing hollow considering every year you were in LA we FaceTimed on our birthdays for fucjing 8 hours. So what does a text even mean compared to that. But I’m happy I even got one bc I don’t deserve even that. It’s crazy to be torn between validating that I never deserve to talk to you again & also feeling that I can be forgiven & we can work on this bc that’s what real friends do. We’re not even friends we’re fucming family like. There’s so much I have to tell you, from my own mouth, not mutual friends we’re missing out on so much of each others lives, big fucking moments & like what’s the point of it. Why is it so difficult to just confront the problem. That’s the worst fuckign thing about you, you’d rather run away & pretend shit doesn’t exist rather than dealing w it. And I get it, but for something so major like…man up. You always made me man tf up so why can’t you. In 2 fucming years you still haven’t figured out what to say? Like come on…I don’t know if I’ll ever lead a complete & fulfilling life if you’re not there, idk if I can go another fucking year like this. It feels like I’m stuck. All my progress in life, emotionally, mentally, interpersonally, I’m just fucjing stuck until you come back. Bc it’s like nothing else is as important as this. I can’t be a normal fucjing perosn and have normal attachments and do normal fucjing shit w my life until we fix this. I’m always gonna be hung up on the fact I ruined the most important relationship I’ll ever have. Always hung up on the fact that the one person that ever knew me & would never leave me did anyway. So how can I even try to let anyone else know me? How can I even try and fucking fix the shit in my brain lmfao. And no one gets it. No one understands why I have to talk about it so much and why I still cry about it every fucking day & everkne is so fucming tired of dealing w me & it’s so funny bc they don’t even know what I’m actually like LMFAO not like yoh do so it jsut further validates that I’m a horrible unloveable perosn by anyone but you and if even you got tired of me like what now LMFAO

[inabarbi3world]

(Live reactions to 6x05)

SHARLO GIRL…

LMFAO DECTECTIVE BUCKLEY BE CAREFUL! YOU MIGHT BREAK A HIP OFENOXWMODSMDOSMKDDM

Magda seems sweet off rip. Very… prepared. Very cute.

AWWWWWWW. Wait. LMFAO PLEASE NOT CAMERAS

ATHENA HAD AN ALLERGY TO DOGS PLS

everyone say it with me

Fire station dog.

Fire station dog.

FIRE STATION DOG!

wow. OMG HES ALIVE?????? SLAYYYYY

WAIT WHAT IT WAS THE SAME HOUSE??????

UM…

wait he’s gonna go to hen? I mean not what I was expecting but slay

um this does not sound at all smart but ok babes

This man has absolutely no idea what he’s doing LMFAO

UM BABE CUT IT OUT I……………..

Oh no. Eh. He’ll be fine. BABE WAKE TF UP- ok ty.

KARHEN AWWWWWWWWW CUTE-

I… Girl… same. LMFAO

he better not run away…

ok he didn’t sorry I always plan for the worst chile anyways

GIRL WHAT- Maddie wut u doing stealin girl smh OFENODWMODWMDOWMXOWMS

Sorry I like making myself laugh

magda… LMAO

the only person it could be is that new call center guy lmao it’s not josh or anyone else so (I don’t remember his name)

Oh quite literally fuck off Noah- oh… I’m sorry? O H. oh wow. GIRLLLLLLLLL WHAT IN THE FUCK UH UH (I feel bad for Noah and his mom fuck his step dad, ty very much) kinda wish he got more screen time tho

SAME KAREN SAME (favorite part of the episode is definitely the karhen scenes)

OH MY GOD HOOVER REALLY LIVED UP TO HIS NAME PUHLEASE GONNA HAVE TO REDO THE ENTIRE LIVING ROOM

oH- now the dog is going to Eddie? Slay…

Lmfao yeah…

PLS- weirder than usual???? that’s saying a lot but ok.

NO DOGS IN THE BUILDING??? BUCK COME ON NOW FJWODMWOXMWOCMSOXMSKS

only cats? sorry but no thank you I need both.

so proud of hen dude she’s amazing; OFC SHE FUCJING PASSED AND THE FUCKING CELEBRATION PARTY AWWWWYEYEIEJWODNWOSMWOSMAOSMSOSNSOZMWOSN I LOVE THEM SO MUCH KISS KISS KISS AWYWTWYWYEYEYWYWYWYYWYWYWYWYEYEYEYCYWYDHS

why do I feel terror now that we have all of them here…

Buck?

Girl?

Why the fuck would you say that?

Don’t make me cry rn I’m on the verge of LOSING MY SHIT NOT RHE FUCKING FLASHBACKS CUT IT OUT

AWWWWWWWWWWW Hoover and his new family so cute

do not do something that will cause pain rn 911 I’m so serious

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THEYRE GONNA HELP HER WITH THE HOUSE ??????

aw dude this episode was looking ble-

………………………………………..

are you fucking kidding me?

I’m… oh hell fucking no I fucking knew it she better not die by some “unseen complications” or some bullshit or go into a fucking coma they can’t kill KAREN OFF FUCK YALL IM FUCKING DONE

[mycomori]

and once again i am reminded of how i have ni support actually not even my therapist to ask outside advice in the situation and how i’m both completely hopeless and also just chillin like i’m living my life like someone who got told they’re gonna die like i do not care about anything why should i cafe abojt anything why should i try ik si so so fucjing tired of trying im toured ofmcaring i’m tired of always doing what i’m supposed to and getting nothing but pain from it im fucjing tirednofntryin because even if i swore myself off hoping the work and effort i out in is a type of hope in itself. it’s an investment of time and energy at the very least. and i loose it every time. i’ve both never given up enough and given uo too much. i can’t do this anymore. idk whathh nb the fuck made me wake uo liek this but here i am. usually it doenst a et in this fast. then again what the fuck is usually? when i’m not constantly reminded of how everything in my life is a fucjing waste? which is never

[ididkn0w]

So like basically fuck I’m sorry I just need to tell u I love you again and that I’m craving you I’d love to be under the covers forcing ourselves to be touching every inch of our bodies with the other and my face on ur chest. So basically I left and like I slept the entire entire flight bro there’s nothing to it😭 I did wake up once and it’s bc they were giving food and it was nasty ass fucking scrambled egg. Girl u alr know me I will never eat that fuckin airplane scrambled eggs no hotel fucjing scrambled eggs in the buffet. No. Only Waffle House scrambled CHEESY eggs duh. And obviously they taste better if they come from ur mouth. I miss you. So I ate like two fucking miniature ass mushrooms. Yes Ik u fucking hate mushrooms. And also that like one piece of fucking bread that always comes with it. And then I went back to sleep and then I woke up n we had to get off n I was still so tired so I was grumpy as fuck also bc we had to run to get a ducking visa and then thru ghe passport shit but bro u alr know how the airports are here in like Europe like those big cities. I mean u know, fucking London one is crazy as fuck. Btw I need London recommendations or whatever or smth ud want from there that u miss idk. So then like I was sweating and we got our bag which once again so fucking far away and then we got out and got an Uber and like he was kinda weird bc he stopped at a gas station and made us wait like 5 min like wtf ok. And you also know how it is here they go like 110 on the highway and it’s normal and then we got to the hotel and my mom was like could we pay u and u stay here while we leave our bags bc basically we had a “cruise” tour but it’s rlly just like 20-25 ppl on like a small lil like yacht? Like my boat but two stories kinda type thing nah idk why I compared my boat cus it’s not like huge like no kitchen or shit but it had like a good space like the inside of my boat? But two stories of that. So that was at 6 and we got to like the city at like 5:30 and so he ended up being rlly nice and he took us to the hotel by foot bc we were lost and the receptionist didn’t speak English so he would translate for us and even took the bag with him. And the hotel is like a local one not like a Marriott or smth so that’s why. And so then he took us to the port and we met with my family I think I didn’t mention this to u but yk it’s just me and my mom and it’s more of a work trip and so my grandma and grampa and my uncle and his wife obv like my grandpa owns the company and my mom and my uncle which is her brother are important in it duh. And so yk when we went to Vegas like it was that fair? Like the only reason I went to Vegas and also with my family for this. So they have a competitor in the like industry and they’re from turkey and they invited us to come here and to give us a tour of their factory and like yeah so they’re competition but they like get along like good like neither of them care like it’s silly? Ig to them idk like it’s not like that is what I’m saying. So back to what I was saying we got to the boat thing and before I got on I was starving so I got some like street food and btw I think like Arabic food in all I’d my favorite like that’s why I ate Lebanese yesterday. I took pics of all of this btw bc I rlly want to show u ab my day bc I love you duh ur my best friend. So then I ate that and got on the boat and like I went to sleep😭 it was 2 and a half hours n I was awake for the last half an hour and bro my body hurts so fucking much from yesterday bc I was in heels like even my toes hurt my legs are in so much pain. So we finished and bro these mofos decided to take us walking to the hotel and they were constantly stopping and shit and I was low key mas cus like wtf bro I was just on an 11 hour flight I have my fucking backpack on with my purse my makeup bag my computer and headphones all that shit and like in the same fucking outfit bro I’m tired. Btw I got a cup I didn’t take a pic fuck but I’ll show u tomorrow so yeah we walked like for a good fucking hour to the hotel and yeah that was it I’ll

[engagemythrusters]

Okay. Hhh. Here we go. Plan 99.

I am afraid.

No really I am afraid.

Please get Crosshair back

Please no anyone die.

Wrecker just trying to remain positive good for him he’s improving

Big jump!!

How come that has power but not the cars itself?

Tarkin I fucking hate you

RUN TECH RUN

TE—oh okay

AAAHHHHHHHHH

If he dies I’m killing someone

NO DO NOT SEVER SNYTHINF

No no no no

NOOO

No no no no

No

NO THAT CANT BE WHAT PLAN NINTY NINE MEANS

no no no no

Oh my god my site literally crashed again why TBIS IS NOT OKAH

I’m sticking in a feedback echolalia loop of “no” and I can’t stop

Boss just texted me while I’m DYINF oh my god I’ll be back…

Did some work found another site

DONT FUCJING DO IT TECH

NO

No

No

No no no no

No

No.

No

No

They fell too I’m

Oh I’m having a panic attack

If he’s dead I can’t handle it I was preparing for echo.

DONT LEAVE HIS BODY

Find his body you can’t do this

You can’t do this to me.

YOU CANT GIVE ME REPRESENTATION AND THEN KILL HIM

I need him

I can’t…

I can’t do this.

I’m. Im pausing to look.

Okay. I’m better. I looked for the spoilers because I was having a serious beginning to a panic attack.

Still hurts so bad

The way Exho looks over to techs chair…

Gonky I love you.

Cid I fucjing hate you.

Commando clones I love you

HEY DINT HURT THE COMMANDO CLONE

hemlock I hate you so. So. So much.

And I hate you too Cid. Fuck you.

Paternal…

HIS GOGGLES

Please please stop

Omega no

How can she hear them from that far

Or see them well enough

Scorch??? Yo scorch please… no.

Hey did they ever get Sev back??

Oh this is going to end on a cliffhanger

Oh my god.

THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO GET CROSSHAIR BACK WHAT IS GOING ON

you can tDO this to me.

I’m so tired… I just want the family back together again…

I feel like there’s nothing left inside me. I just need a very long cry

GO AFTER HER PLEASE FOLLOW THEM PLEASE

why this painful music

The shot of wrecker holding the goggles… of lonely Lula and bedroll…

Hunter is going to tear the galaxy apart for her

They’re going to tortur her aren’t they…

Oh god I can’t TAKE this anymore.

Crosshair??

No not c…

CROSSHAIR

Please don’t let him be dead

Oh thank god

WHAT THE FUCK

Oh so. So tech is dead.

I … can’t do this.

I can’t.

[kanekis-centipede]

.

[zackmartin]

.

[trailing-daisy]

random self harm urges

[plethodontidae]

i think god is trying to kill me

[akuutaguava]

FUCKI I CANT POST ANYMORE SHIT ANYWAYS I LOVE YOU TIMBLR AND THE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR HAVE A GOOD REST OF UR DAY

SHIT IM ACTUALLY NOT GOING TO SURVIVE WITHOUT WRITING WEIRD THOUGHTS

Ahahahahaha im gonna have to rant on insta i hate life good bye

Better idea: type on this post and this post alone lets see how chaotic this gets

I am queercoding rn

IVE BEEN FEELING HUNGRY THE WHOLE DAY TODAY AND THE MOMENT I CAN EAT I DONT WANT TO WHAT KINDA FUCKERY IS THIS

actually sobs ive seen so much i want to reblog

I hate this godamn limit whatthefuck

Now people will go back to this random post and can’t see my posts popping up every two minutes

FUCK YEAH CASAVA CHIPS :D

My thoughts need to be documented even when i cant post on here

This used to be a post abt me talking abt killjng peoples dogs but who knows anymore

SOMEONE HMSSAVE ME AH

I HAVE A LOT OF ACCOUNTS THAT I NEED TO POST ON WHATTHEFUCK

SHIT THESE CASAVE CHIPS ARE SO GOOD

Bussing bussin frfr

I hate the people who made me not be able to type anything here today shie, apollo, ghoul im talking to you guys /j okay dw

Tempted to go bald and really embrace the mental illness

My mandarin caused havoc on like seven people today lmao

It got everywhere holy shit

Actually about to fucjing cry i hate nkt being able to post shit whathefuck its only been a day but WHY

Found out one of shed eerans songs is like the most famous song in the world and i actually want to end my life oml

Im going to play bsd mayoi to distract myself from this sad fate

AXTUALLY SOBBING TUMBLR CAN YOU STOP PLAYING AND JUST LET ME POST SHIT

FUCK YOU TUMBLE

just kidding haha only joking ily bbgorl

Phobic? You think im scared

Parents will be like don’t do drugs and then make you want to do them

Boutta die im talking abt liking hot evil dilfs what has my life gone to without tumblr

Physically pained

Mentally drained

JESUS CHRIST I NEED TO SNEEZE BUT I CANT I ACTUALLY HATE THIS

Gender? Isn’t that a spice?

ACTUALLY FML MY COMPUTER IS 12% IM GOING TO CRY AL MY CLASEES REQUIRE A COMPUTER TODSAY FUYCKM

yet another day with a substitute who hates my guts for no reason (she has a reason) 

im probably going to go home i feel actually so sick rn 

WHATTHEFUCK I JUST SAW A MEME MY TEACHER SHOWED US IN IT WAS SHAKESPEAR GOING “i put the lit in literature” THATS IT IM JUMOING OUT THE WINDOW 

art = are

dost = do

doth = does

'ere = before

hast = have

'tis = it is

'twas = it was

wast = were

whence = from where

wherefore = why

nay = no

twas over yonder

LMAO FUCK TOU SCHOOL I’M LEAVING

OUT OF THAT HELL HOLE :D

Actually so happy i don’t need to do science now fuck yeah

GAH I FEEL LIKE SHIT LMAO

Im pretty sure everyone thinks im skipping fuck you guys im not

THE CICADAS ARE STILL HERE FUCK

I hate the invention of long hair we should all just cut off our hair my ling hair sucks

Stopped to say hi to the ants :D

What a great lifw we would have if we were all just… orbs floating through space

Now is not a good time to be walking on a bridge over a highway

We made it off the bridge without commiting ded :D

I hate walking slow holy shit

Time to go die in my bed because i can’t really post on here anymore and that makes me sad and want to die

IHATEYOUIHATEYOU GO DIE IN A HOLE

AHIT AHIT SHIT AHIT SHIR MMY PARENTS WANT TO WATCH BUNGOU STRAY DOGS HOLU SHIT THEY WILL ACTUALLY HATE IT AND ME AND EVERYTHING AND MAKE ME SELL ALL MY MERCH HOMY SHIT IM ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE WHATTHEFUCK SOMEONE HELP

I need another post for that but tumblr is a bitch

ACTUALLY FUCK I SLEPT FOR LIKE FOUR HOURS I WAS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING STUDY FOR TEO TESTS HOLY SHIT AHHHHHH WHATTHEFUCK SOMEENE AHHH NI U HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO POST HERE WHATTEHECUKDS 

I WOKE UP AND I ACTUALLY FEEL SO SHIT LIKE I FEEL LIKE NOTHING MATTERS AND THERES NO POINT IN LIVING SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS HEADSPACE 

BRO THE ONLY THING THATS BEEN KEEPING ME GOING TODAY IS WAITING TILL 12 AM SO I CAN FUCKING POST SHIT I JAT THIS APP

I ALSO CANT EVEN FUCKING MAKE DRAFTS AND THAT MAKES ME WANT TO UNALIVE 

dont mind those last posts, anyways three more hours until you guys get mass chaos :D goodbye for now and i’ll see you when i can actually fuckin post

[mycomori]

had to pull over driving because the pain jsut overwhelmed me and i was crying and now i’m in the cvs oarking lot and i’m trying to cry or scream or soemthing anything i wanna die so bad why did this happen why the fuck does this always happen what’s wrong with me i try so hard and it’s never enough jst neve fucjing enough this ain’t he worst thing that coud happen when was jsut feeling better why why why why why everything is ruined now it didn’t just ruin everything i had it ruined my plans to get out and change for the better i was trying so hard and it jskt fucjing ruined me it ruined everything and i honestly just want to fucking die so bad and i’m in so much pain and i cang talk to anyone and h can’t drink and i cants elf harm all i can do so sit here and smoke my vape and daydream about dying and try to act like a person around other people when i feel like a dead body

[undermattsun-archive]

ushijima x fem!reader x kita | w.c 1.2k

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

a/n: omg ok so here’s my fic for the super cool + epic collab for my server ;)) i’m rlly nervous cus i’ve never written a. fic like this so pls don’t be mean!!!! but like pls leave a comment below <333 also don’t forget to follow me (or i’ll BITE U jk xD) omg omg ok and don’t forget to check out the other fics for this super epic hot collab <33333 right here kidnapped by hq !!!!!!

warnings: inane rambling, i literally did not proofread this i would take breaks and start again without checking what i wrote last so it’s defs not coherent

I was just ur every day kind of girl. Nothing special to anyone...not ev en myself. All i knew was wake up, brush my hair (and teeth obvi!!)  and go out and go to university and to my part time job as a waitress ina  diner where not a lot of people would go to. Anway today was one of those boring days, i woke up with my alarm blaring at 6:00 am because i have a class at 8:00 am… it’s my least favorite one too. But yeah so i got up super early and made myself apple cinnamon brown sugar oatmeal and black coffee bc i’m also kinda broke bc i ran away from home bc my parents were those snobby rich people and i didn’t wanty end up like that ya know? i put on a really simple outfit bc i was feeling lazy since i woke up late!

(we need to bring back sillly bandz! they r so much fun!!) 

So i was walking to my early 8 oclock class all the way on the otherside of campus when suddenly ther e was a frisbee flying right at my face! I tried to dodge it but it still hit me right in the nose and i screamed so loud i didnt hear anything else but me screaming in really loud pain. 

“Are u ok??” i grab my nose in pain but it doesnt rlly feel broken or bleeding so i open my eyes that i didnt evern realized that i had close to see rlly gold eyes staring down at me. I scrunch up my eyebrows bc im confused bc he’s wearing overalls and a straw hat? Did i hit my head or something and am now seeing things?

“I’m ok do i know u?” i ask.. despite him looking weird in his farmer outfit he looked familiar so i had to ask.

“Sometimes i go to the diner u work at after im done at the farm bc there are good mochi waffles (a/n omg wait do they serve mochi waffles at dinners? I’ve only had it from  bakery xD)” he says with a really cool tone. I nod my head bc it makes sense. Before i can say thank you to him for asking how i am doing he grab my hand “please marry meand my cofarmer” 

“W-w-w-what??????” i yell my heart is pounding bc even though he is really super pretty i don’t eevn remember him ever being at the diner and like i remember a lot of my customers faces bc a lot of them come back a lot. 

“Marry us we will make u super happy pls it was love at first sight.” he says confidendtly (sp?) as he holds my hand tighter and tighter.

“I-i-i-i-i-i don’t even know ur name???” i whisper softly under my breath, “HOW can i marry u???”

“Shinsuke…..” a deep voice goes off behind me and i pull my hand out of his hand to look behind me, a big big BIG man stands there also wearing overalls and a straw hat and also a single wheat hanging from his kissable lips.

“Wakatoshi i have found the perfect housewife for us,, i have asked her to marry us.”

“But i’m just a normal girl from a normal world, how can i possible be apart of the world the two of you have made in the farm world?” the offer was amazing, the life of a housewife for these two perfect men that i’ve met by chance.

“She doesn’t havea choice the wedding is tonight ur marrying us.” the man who was called wakatoshi says with a very serious voice and facial expression. before i can ask hes suddenly pulling me to my feet and dragging me away.

“i have class!!” i say in protest as he continues to pull me towards a green tractor.

“you don’t need education…do you know how to sweep and cook eggs? and maybe make butter?” shinsuke asks following behind as wakatoshi pulls me onto the tractor.

“of course i can make eggs! but why butter?”

“we live on a farm darlin’ ya gotta know how to make butter.” shinsuke says and i nod my head. it makes sense.

“i can’t just leave my life behind tho i’ve gotten this far all by myself” i sigh even tho i’m comfortably sitting in wakatoshis lap i can’t let myself fall victim to their charms!!! i’m independent !!!

“give it up already your ours now…..” wakatoshi says seriously. i pout. he can’t just talk to me like that. i’m not a kid! i go to unverisity and have a job!!! 

“it’s too late ur already wearing the engagement ring” i look down at my hand and gasp to see a beautiful ring on my finger.

“this cant be real?” i shake my head my head.

“we already have your dress and the venue ready.”

“what?” the big grrrn tractor pulls up to a really pretty outdoor wedding venue. my jaw drops to see my entire family, even my parents waiting.

“go in there” wakatoshi points at a tent and i nod. i walk over and am immediately being changed by two guys who look the same?

“don’t worry we r gay.”

“and twins.”

“but not gay for each other bc that’d be illegal or something  and the author would get Cancelled™” it makes sense. i turn and look in the mirror and i gasp. i look beautiful. i may be an average girl but in this moment my velvet chestnut locks are curled to perfect perfection and the makeup isn’t too much or too little. these gay twins sure worked their magic!

i step out of the tent and look down the aisle to see my two farmer husbands looking handsome as ever (here’s what we look like teehee xD i know we look super cute!!) 

“y/n, im sorry me and ur moms bitchy richness made u run away but please let me walk u down the aisle on ur wedding day.”

“hello my name is agayshi and i am also gay, and here to officiate your wedding.”

“wait ur gay too?”

“yeah i’m married to that guy over there in the wacky inflatable cars salesman suit but we’re both respectively fucjing one of those gay twins. any way. do you y/n y/m/n y/l/n take shinsuke canonical rice farmer and ushijima farmer au to be your lawfully wedded husbands?”

“i-“ i look between the two men. my dream wedding. my dream men. i look around at all my friends and family. i nod.

“yeah i do.”

“congrats you may kiss the bride” at the same time wakatoshi and shinsuke grab my head and manage to mash all 3 of our mouths together.

i’m just so happy.

….or so i thought.

i woke up, it all turned out to be a dream </3

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

(a/n: hey everyone sorry for the sad ending but like...r there rlly happy endings in real life?? soz i just think we need to get more realistic w our fanfics </3)

like. comment. subscribe for more awesomesauce fics like this ;) !!! 

[fanficmemes]

Okay, how about this one? Is old but gold for me:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21818110

The scene open with Loki being fucked by his (adoptive) father, a.k.a. the King, on the throne. It became very clear very quickly that 1) Loki dosent want it, 2) he dosent have any intention of fighting it and 3) Loki have a cunt (and a penis but this will became more relevant later). In an explanation of literally two phrases we learn that Amora (a sorceress) tried to make Thor (Loki's brother) drink a love potion, but Loki stopped it, so for revenge Amora cursed Loki to being a living sex-magnet for every being in Asgard (yes, EVERY BEING, this include every men, woman and in-between, his family, every single children and animal. Again, it will become relevant later.) after wich, quote, "his father had stripped him of his princely rights and declared him a common whore - free for all of Asgard to use.".

Fun!

The father-son bonding rape continues with a lot of daddy kink (as expected) and Odin forcing Loki to come. Now that Odin finished he have the gut to say, again quote, "I Wish that I could, but I can not keep you all day. It would be selfish, and a good king is not selfish. Go, son, to your mother’s garden. She awaits you there.”

Cool, cool, cool. We are now is 398 words. The whole fic is 2137.

So Loki (still naked because he isn't allowed clothes) go to his mother (that is a sorceress herself btw) that bound him in vines on his knees and make him eat her out while more vines play with his cock and nipples. This whole encounter is described in a lot more details than the previous one btw, but let's continue. After some time Loki found himself seated on a bench, still bound, his mother sit on his lap before starting "bouncing up and down his cock". Then another vine start fucking him in the cunt as his mother belittle him by telling him how little and small and cute is cock is inside her, then another vine start fucking his ass. Still fucking herself, Frigga takes Loki's head and made his suck on her nipples, then a vine start rubbing her clit as another start rubbing Loki's. THEN the vine that was rubbing Loki's clit became a mouth with teeth and BITE. HIS. CLIT.

I admit that I had to stop a moment because the sheer pain I experienced only reading it made me want to drink bleach.

 Anyway, Frigga laugh then start playing with his nipples herself and then makes so that Loki's tits start to grow and fill with milk (sorceress, remeber?), then she drink it (i want to remeber that all you have read up until now is still very much happening). Then two mouth/vines substitute her in drinking Loki's milk.

Frigga climax, Loki climax inside her, Frigga push Loki down between her leg and smear his come all over his face. Then his mother tell him that Thor his waiting for him on the other side of the city and he better hurry up of he dosent want to anger him and then free Loki from the vines.

Okay, we are halfway there.

The walk in the city is... something. Quoting directly from the fic "People groped him the entire way there. Some shot their loads on him. A young boy buried his face in Loki’s cunt when he stopped to ask for directions. A homeless man had dry humped his bare puss as he stood and waited to cross the street. He was embarrassed to say how good it felt to feel the clothed erection penetrate his wet cunt.". Is it even possible to penetrate someone while wearing pants???

It dosent matter because in the end Loki manage to get on the other side of the city but his brother isn't there anymore. One of Thor's friend is there and fuck him in the ass, then tell him that Thor have gone to see Heimdall. So Loki goes to him and Heimdall (basically the city guardian) make him sit on his sword while some others stranger feel him up (is not clear if Loki is fucked by the hilt of the sword or by the cutting part of the sword and honestly I don't want to know). Then Thor found him, so he fuck Loki's cunt as Heimdall shove the sword hilt up Loki's ass and masturbate over it before coming all over Loki's face.

"After that, he was gifted to Tyr. Tyr fed him his own cock before passing him to Freyr and Freyja. Freyja made use of his mouth, while Freyr took his pleasure between Loki’s legs." (yes, I quoted again because it needs to be read)

Then he is permitted to go back to the castel, but while walking a man put him on his knees and start fucking his mouth and Loki feel a child start fucking him. Yes, a literal child, of 12 maybe 13 years old. Is even described how little his 4 inch cock is and how it was unable to shoot sperm, but able to became arused and so part of the curse. Then a teenage girl take one of Loki's hand and start masturbate herself with it while drinking Loki's milk (you hoped the fic would make you forget this detail? NOPE! Also at one point in the fic a couple of homeless drank Loki's milk for substance. Yay!)

After that another of Thor's friend find him and decide to take him back to the castel by horse. By quoting "Fandral helped him up onto his horse, seating Loki on the blonde’s cock which bobbed into his arsehole with each trot that the horse made." and also the horse is excited and want to fuck him too. Thank god the fic is not tagged bestiality and so nothing happen.

Back at the castel Thor fuck him again, this time in the ass while on the throne. Also at this point the writer decide to let us know that Thor's cock is a respectable 11 inches soft. Okay.

Odin enter the throne room finding them and decide that while Thor use the ass he can use Loki's cunt and so that happen. We are also given a detailed description of Odin's cock in case anyone was wondering.

Odin start playing with Loki's nipples wondering at the milk saying how it will be the substance of their future children and how they are planning to put 6 children in him by the end of the century, one for every harvest festival. Forced pregnancy kink? I go back and wouldn't you guess it, it was tagged, I just forgot in the midst of all. Then is decided that the first son will be Odin's.

They keep fucking Loki and Thor drink his milk before saying that is good milk and his future little brother will like it for sure.

Loki cries.

The end.

There is so fucjing much to unpack here that I’m gonna burn the suitcase!!!!!!!!! 9/10 yeah no hate it