#i’m laughing way too hard

[sunglassesmish]

https://twitter.com/Marlin19_89/status/1707093891655110843

Personally a big fan of this guy.

who is this and how do they come up such funny stuff 😭😭

[formulafc]

THE VOICE NOTE KSKFHSLFBSLFVSLDBLAHSBSVEH

[the-anastasia]

She wouldn’t need to Re-nesmee if she nesmeed properly the first time.

[fabuloustrash05]

Okay, but as much as I LOVED Adam vs Lucifer, can we please talk about Adam vs Alastor??

[itspileofgoodthings]

I think it’s such a lovely thought that the stuff you’re going through now is preparing you for the things you want.

[callmefirefly]

[twinstxrs]

thinking about how gorgug + kristen perceive both their own deaths & each other’s, and how that impacts their relationship. bc i feel like freshman year kristen was too caught up in her newfound knowledge of the nature of her own god to truly clock & process gorgug’s internal revulsion of where he went after he died, & freshman year gorgug wasn’t familiar enough with the complexities of other people to truly lock onto the sorrow buried within the chaos of kristen’s upward/downward/sideways spiral until she was seemingly on the other side of it. & i wonder if they’ve ever really talked about it (unlikely), or if they’ve just cracked very few jokes that didn’t land and decided to never quite do the work & dig through that part of their relationship. but there’s a kinship there; kristen specifically singles out gorgug to tell him she died again, and gorgug apologizes that he wasn’t there with her this time. gorgug takes one of the finger bones off kristen’s newly/long-time decayed corpse to have an anchor to something in the world. despite the fact that they were in different places after death, having been together during it means everything.

anyways what i’m trying to say is i think they should talk about it.

[crybaby-bkg]

Dabi is surprisingly a lightweight. You honestly would’ve never figured by looking at him, but as you think back on it, you’ve never really seen him drink a lot. Not when there were celebratory parties, or when things didn’t go right for him. It’s why you’re so shocked when you convince two shots into his system, why he suddenly looks so loose, why his grin splits so wide.

He’s a clinger, you’ve also learned as you’ve started observing the blue eyed man where he shoves his face into the crook of your neck. His body bends over almost uncomfortably to fit into the position, and you can’t help but flinch a little when his damp breath blows a quiet little raspberry on your flesh.

omg wait my favorite thought is of you not even necessarily being a heavyweight, you can just handle your liquor a little better than anyone expects. you love to knock back drink after drink, convince Dabi into some stupid competition that he falls for because he’s such a little nerd and secretly wants to impress you. he does it thinking you’ll be the drunk one first, the one hanging off of his arm and hopefully his dick by the end of the night.

it belatedly shocks him when it’s the exact opposite. when he’s slurring a little and smiling at you, when you watch him through low eyes with a wide grin, when he wraps himself around you like a python, when you shake his face gently as you squish his cheeks together in hand. he’s just so utterly obsessed with you in these moments, and maybe it’s the liquor in him, but he knows his lowered inhibitions are only bringing forth the feelings he’s always suppressed.

drunk sex with Dabi where he’s the one too loose limbed and limp and weak. he flops onto bed like some rag doll with his arms and legs spread wide, but he musters up enough strength to release the heavy weight of his cock from its confinements. doesn’t do much besides lift his head from the pillows with a point to his crotch and a lazy grin, an announcement of, go ahead and hop on already before he’s flopping back down again, ready to lay back and get fucked like how he knows he deserves.

[katara-stan-club]

I asked my mom the most important question today: is Tech’s full government name Technology Bad Batch or Technically Bad Batch? and she responded with “since Echo didn’t start with them he’s Technically Bad Batch so Tech is Technology”

[cinnamon-guardian]

Okay so I was just scrolling around Tenor looking at Spy x Family GIFs when I came across this:

I have no explanation for this. No original source. Nothing. It’s just Yor and Anya holding hands.

me and the bingus

[milflewis]

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[tariah23]

Ppl can like and ship what they want but i feel like my brain is melting whenever I see sasuke paired up with anyone who isn’t Naruto, especially if it’s like gaara lmfao.

[halfblood-princes-crown]

🖤🕷️⛓️🦇 BECAUSE TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOU 🖤🕷️⛓️🦇

[tiistirtipii]

[lollipoplad]

Where’s my big helmet gang at?

[dateko]

if me and gojo are both entp… who’s driving the plane..