#i’m probably sleeping rn because this is scheduled

[umbrellime]

ain’t nobody safe from my ramblings about TUA today

it’s my birthday AND the release of s3 so no one can make an excuse not to listen to me

[southislandwren]

Oops the fam watched desolation of Smaug today and they waited until I got home to watch and I ended up sleeping through the entire thing :/

[perths]

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[ereawrites]

Hey gurl✨ I’m in my wife era rn so maybe some Shisui and/or Tobirama husband/jealous husband hcs?🫣 I loooovee your writing and tbh your thoughts are my thoughts so no pressure😩 If you not feeling it feel free to ignore me babe🧚🏻‍♀️

YOU HAVE FED ME SO GOOD MISS GIRL! under the cut for length

shisui

this isn't too relevant but I have to include it. it's too cute. I definitely see shisui getting married pretty young, like early 20s. if he finds his person he's going for it. probably gets a lot of shit for it from his family, but he doesn't care

loooong honeymoon period. in part because they're still a young couple but also... shisui is just a really devoted husband. he loves the married life. insists on kissing her goodbye every morning, eating together every night, stuff like that

LOVES DECORATING THEIR HOUSE are u kidding me. let's say they get a kinda shitty place right after they get married, and put a tonne of work into doing it up. he gets so into painting, building the furniture, even starts up a little herb garden in their kitchen

finds so many ways to drop his wife into conversation lol. he's down bad even after the honeymoon period ends, so he wants to show her off. his FAV is when she swings by his workplace to bring him his 'forgotten' lunch. he turns around to the rest of the guys like. yeah. that's my WIFE. isn't she hot.

very much a believer in keeping the romance alive. he wants to keep making the effort with her until the day he dies. veryyyy good at remembering anniversaries, scheduling regular date nights, etc. always makes sure she has fresh flowers in the house

obviously it isn't all perfect though. especially while they're young (and presumably both still active, high-ranking shinobi) their schedules keep them apart a lot. and this hits shisui really hard tbh. he hates coming back to an empty home after a long mission, knowing he might not even see his wife before he has to leave again

work is probably where most of their arguments stem from, actually. I don't see it being a regular thing, but it's easy for resentment to build in those kinds of situations. shisui is very torn between his love for his village, and his love for his wife, and the fact he can't prioritise both. thankfully shisui is a good communicator so they make things work.

in terms of jealousy... I don't see it being a common thing. maybe before they get married he tends towards it a bit more, but once she's his wife, why would he worry? she's his entire world and he knows she loves him just as much

the only way I rly see him getting jealous at all is if they're going through a bit of a rough patch for the reasons mentioned above. maybe they haven't seen each other in weeks, and they both get back from a mission on the same day. and there's some kind of event/function that evening that they have to attend

so they barely have a chance to acknowledge each other, before they're pulled apart again by the crowd. so if shisui sees some random guy getting a little too close and flirty with her, he gets more annoyed than he'd like to admit

even then though.. he's not necessarily jealous as much as he is upset. like goddamn just let this poor man have his beloved wife to himself for a night. in this situation he's more likely to behave more rashly than usual, and he might just make some excuses and take her home lol. he gets a little bit pouty until she gives him some attention

overall, though, he's very chill. he trusts her implicitly, and expects the same from her. they need to have a very honest, respectful relationship if he's going to wife her up

god okay and in old age they're so cute together. I bet they have a bunch of kids (probably accidentally tbh lol) so then they end up with a whole squadron of grandchildren. he's that fun grandpa who sneaks them sweets when the parents aren't looking. all the grandbabies want to sleep over at their house. and they LOVE it.

to sum up: very good husband. very relaxed, communicates well, makes her feel loved every day. why did he have to die I want to throw myself off a bridge.

tobirama

first of all. good job to this woman. wrangling tobirama into marriage is not an easy job. he's so fucking ANNOYING. it probably takes him years to confess he even has feelings for her, let alone ask for her hand in marriage

but once he gets there. it's pretty cute. he doesn't really act very differently for the most part - he'd already decided his heart belonged to her well before they married, and wholly committed. so his behaviour doesn't change much, and there isn't much of a honeymoon period. sorry. he's like marriage is just a contractual agreement why would it change anything between us

he does make a few little indulgences though. he gets this smug little look every time he introduces her as his wife. he's actually just a lot more prone to 'showing her off' in general, and more likely to show some physical affection in public. for tobirama that's maybe a peck on the cheek lol. but it's progress

he's definitely a lot.... gentler?idk. with her once they're married as well. he makes an effort to be more patient and less snippy, and shows his appreciation for her in a lot of quiet little ways. for example, he'll be sure to leave work on time no matter how busy it is if he knows she's putting a lot of effort into dinner that night. or if she spends a second too long looking at a new dress in the store, he's buying it for her

on that note. tobirama is such a provider once they're married. he does have that traditional idea of providing for his wife. he'll probably ask her if she wants to become a stay at home wife tbh. if she says yes, he still expects her to get out in the community of course. he'd love if she did volunteering work, maybe at the hospital or with kids or something. but he's also equally happy for her to keep working. power couple vibes very strong

they have a nice, quiet little house away from the village where no one bothers then and they loooove it. especially tobirama, his wife and their home are his sanctuary. everyone else gtfo

other than that, not much is really different from before their marriage. they probably actually lead quite independent lives, to the point where people don't even know they're married until tobirama drops it into conversation a few months later. they're very private and lowkey.

unfortunately for her, tobirama's paranoia also persists. he's a bit delulu sometimes lol and she knows this going in. but it does inevitably cause some issues, especially if she's headstrong (which is definitely the type of woman he ends up with)

he trusts his wife more than anything. he would never doubt her for a second. but other men? the enemy. not to be trusted. they're all dogs. it drives him absolutely batshit crazy to watch them ogling her, or god forbid trying to flirt with her. which is actually kinda common bc they're such a lowkey couple, so people assume she's single

tobirama isn't one to make a scene per se, but this definitely leads to a few awkward situations in public, and she probably ends up embarrassed a few times. and there's 10000% arguments behind closed doors. I don't see either of them being good with this lol. he acts like she's his political enemy he's ridiculous

but because he loves her so much, and he actually really wants to put work into the longevity of their marriage, he'll come around. he's a lot softer and more willing to compromise when it comes to her. but she can't point that out because he's mortified

over time, he chills out a lot more. they're one of those couples that just get stronger and better with time. they grow a lot together, and although they probably continue to disagree a lot throughout their marriage, it's always in a way that leaves their relationship stronger. and he only gets softer for her. people (hashirama) even start to point out how devoted he is and he can't even deny it. cute

overall a kind of difficult husband, because he is an exceptionally difficult man, but my god he loves her so much. he would do anything to make her happy.

[mazeinthemiroh]

me when i can’t sleep rn so i’m reading ur fics to pass the time 😭 could you do a skz reaction when their s/o has insomnia? i need that in my head :[ thank you!

stray kids reactions to their s/o having insomnia

genre: fluff, slight crack

word count: 0.9k

warnings: none

pls like and reblog if you enjoyed! feel free to request anything <3

bangchan

we all know that bangchan has his fair share of insomnia too. so you are both going to be suffering together <3 no but for real, he understands the struggle and he's most understanding with it. so he knows, as much as he wants you to sleep so you can be healthy, it's not always that easy. so some nights you will stay up working with him, maybe at the studio. he will be working on his music while you'll be catching up with something to do with your work or studies. alternatively, you'll both be in his bed, cuddling each other and binge-watching some anime, before you eventually pass out in each other's arms.

lee know

"if you can't sleep, hug leebit." you find that this is your boyfriend's solution for everything, these days. leebit apparently has magical healing powers and can grant to wish of sleep to those who crave it. obviously, this is not the case. whether you are hugging your little plushie buddy, or you're cuddling into your actual boyfriend, none of that is of any use to you. you still can't sleep. lee know's only solution is to take advantage of the times you are awake to just talk to you, in a soft, gentle, soothing voice. you think this doesn't work at first, but after talking to him for a while, with you in his arms, suddenly your eyelids get heavier....

changbin

being a healthy, strapping young lad himself, he knows sleep is very important. he also values your health very much, almost as much as his own. after 5 minutes of research he realises that exercise during the day can improve someone's sleep schedule. being the gym bro that he is, he jumps at the opportunity and, one day, he drags you to the gym with him. you had no idea how this would help until you got back home after you had been to the gym and done other things after. when it started to get dark outside, your body relaxed easily into your boyfriend's arms as you drifted slowly to sleep.

hyunjin

well, hyunjin starts obsessing over different types of herbal teas you can drink to make you feel sleepy. he stays up all night with you, researching the benefits of chamomile tea, and if lavender or magnolia tea cures insomnia?? he's also into aromatherapy, so probably buys you an air purifier you love him for that. he also suggests yoga and meditation, even offering to start doing it with you with a cute little smile on your face. he loves jumping at the chance to help you in some way, and he values his precious baby :( he just wants you to be healthy and feel better in yourself, and he knows once you've finally found a way to get some sleep, it will do the world of good.

han

haha, you think you're going to get any sleep when han is your boyfriend? no chance! you both are staying up late at night talking about a lot of nonsense. and i mean this is every night. han's brain is so interesting and fun because he can jump from one subject to another, and his energy seems to give you energy. so he isn't exactly helping your insomnia. or at least, at first. you realise that talking to him for hours makes you feel much more relaxed. you have forgotten about your worries, the stress of the upcoming week, the negative feelings that have been bothering you that day. he makes you feel more content, and this happy feeling soon drifts you off into sleep-land.

felix

felix strives to make your sleeping environment as cosy and comfortable as possible. he buys you plushies (of course he gets you a bbokari first <3), really comfy pillows, a little night-light, etc... he will also recommend his favourite asmr channels, but you tend to stick to the asmr that he has actually done, which does seem to help a lot. this is for all when he's away and not physically with you. when he is with you, he will talk to you in a whispered tone, caressing your back and arms and making you as relaxed as possible.

seungmin

okay, so there are two go-to methods of his if you suffer from insomnia. first one being, he will read to you. sometimes if he has sleepless nights, he will listen to a podcast to drift off to sleep. so he knows that his voice might be able to calm you down and relax you enough to sleep. or, he will sing to you :( imagine his soft, gentle voice singing your favourite comfort songs to lull you to sleep. part of him thinks this isn't going to work until he sees you, curled up to his side, finally sleeping. and it's all thanks to his beautiful talent.

jeongin

one time, when you are laying beside him, struggling to get to sleep, he noticed you tossing and turning. so you decided to tell him about your insomnia. jeongin's initial reaction is to book you into sleep therapy or buy you some melatonin to help you. but he knows both of those things take time. so, for now, what he does do is carefully curate a perfect sleep playlist for you. whether it will help or not, he doesn't know. but he wants to at least try for you. and he is so happy when he sees his plan work.

[skzddicted]

💭 minho soft thought…

(honestly the term minho brainrot is probably more fitting but anyways)

imagine, you get like really sensitive whenever you’re sick and just close to everything will make you tear up or full on start sobbing. the latter is more often the case

so when you catch a cold, high fever, head literally pounding, sore throat and so on, seeing your boyfriend minho take care of you makes you sob at every other gesture he does because he’s literally the sweetest and your brain just can’t comprehend what you ever did to deserve him.

in the morning, when he realizes you’re sick, he’ll instantly cancel every schedule he had for the day because there was no way he was going to leave you alone. that’s the first thing that’d make you cry.

the second thing would be the worry and confusion on his soft features because he’d have no idea why you just started tearing up, were you that much in pain? was it that bad? he’s ready to get up and take you to the nearest hospital right at that moment until you tell him that it’s not that bad and that you don’t even really know why you’re crying.

“aw, my baby’s sensitive because she’s sick, hmm?” he’d coo at you, talking to you in the voice he usually uses for his cats and softly let his hand wander to your cheek to cup it and have his thumb rub it soothingly. (he’d pet your head too)

throughout the day he’s just the sweetest yes ik i’m repeating myself ever bringing you hot teas and soups for your throat as well as medicine and wet towels to bring your fever and headaches down. yea, you’d cry a couple a lot* more times and every time minho would be by your side, his touches as soft as his voice telling you that it’s okay and to let it all out.

at the end of the day you’d be sleeping on minho’s chest with him having one arm wrapped tightly around you and the other playing with your hair with his free hand. he wouldn’t go to sleep until he’s made sure that your fever has gone down and you’re sleeping peacefully.

i hope this is comprehensible in some way bc i literally have the biggest headache rn but i had to write this idk the urge was so strong and i didn’t wanna wait :p

[gingerjunhan]

xdinary heroes and the texts you wake up to

☆彡 Could this have been an smau? Yes. Do smau’s frustrate me to no end? Also yes. Oops. There needs to be an easier way to make those I swear

word count: 745 | pronouns used: none | genre: fluff, established relationship | cws: mentions of food (Heyongjun), lmk if I missed something

goo gunil

hello my love ❤️

I hope you had a good day today

I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow :)

he won’t text too much because he knows you deserve your rest 🫶🏻

no matter how late it is you KNOW Gunil is checking in on you to make sure you had a good day

he doesn’t care if you’re asleep and you won’t see the message until the next day, he just wants to check in

he also has it worked down to a science that if you’re still awake when he messages you, you probably had a bad day

no matter how late it is he is always willing to help you through a bad day, or just talk to you about your normal day

even if nothing exciting happened, he wants to hear all about it

good night sunshine:) dream of me

I’m sorry I needed to picture that I’m blushing rn

kim jungsu

hi honey :) we just got done at the studio. today was so looooong!!

one simple text

a mini debrief, if I may

if he feels clingy I think he would send you multiple shorter messages

hi baby :)

I miss you

how was your day today?

I can’t wait to hear all about it

I love you

definitely makes your phone vibrate too much and then he feels bad for waking you

I also feel like if Jungsu is feeling clingy he will call you the second he sees you typing a reply

he just loves you so much and he wants to hear your voice :(

kwak jiseok

HI BABEEYYY ❤️❤️❤️

missed you today!

we just got home from work and I’m SO TIREDDD

call me in the morning!!

love you!! ❤️

so excited that he finally gets the chance to message you

if you text him back get ready for a play-by-play of his entire day

but don’t worry he will be just as attentive to your day as you are to his

if you feel too tired to text about your day he’ll offer to call you and stay on the phone until you fall asleep

he will tell you he loves you so. many. times. over the course of this conversation

work = time away from you = sad Jiseok

oh seungmin

hello baby

how was your day?

sorry if you’re asleep rn haha

simple, to the point

he totally sends you ootds every day, so you might also wake up to an ootd

he won’t get mad if you don’t respond because nine times out of ten if you respond he misses it because he’s asleep 💀

if he does catch a response he’s so excited!

did you have a good day? tell me all about it!

I can’t wait to see you baby

I missed you so much

I feel like Seungmin might not text much because he definitely prefers calling

he can’t rizz you up with texts as well as he can with his voice 😼

han hyeongjun

hi hi hiii

did you have a good day?

look what we had for lunch today

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if you don’t think you’d get a food haul from Hyeongjun every day you’re wrong

his sleep schedule is honestly so horrible that he would probably sleep through half of your texts the next morning/afternoon so he doesn’t mind when you do it to him

much like Jungsu, I can see him getting clingy over text?

his bubble messages from the other day inspired this whole fic, I just need y’all to know that

you can tell he really missed you if he pulls out the nicknames

I missed you today <3

I’m going to go practice some more

sleep well baby

lee jooyeon

hi :)

are you awake?

I missed you today

can you call?

Jooyeon also prefers calling in my opinion

he just wants to hear your voice :(

if you’re too tired to call but you respond to his text, he will literally stay on the phone with you until he’s too tired to keep typing

guess what happened at work today!

what did you do today?

did you do anything fun today?

are you busy tomorrow? I want to see you :(

a million questions

if it was up to Jooyeon you would come to work with him every single day so you didn’t have to leave his side

I am a firm believer that this man wants to spend every second of every day with you and he would never get bored of you ever

[wooahaes]

late night visitor

pairing: non-idol!jihoon x gn!reader (ft roommate!hyunsuk)

prompt: " 11 & 14 with park jihoon trsr please!” - anon [from these prompts]

word count: 0.7k~

warnings: no proofreading & intentional lowercase. rain/storm mentions.

daisy’s notes: idk why most of my ideas are rain-based rn. probably bc i want it to rain. its too hot here :(

the sound of someone trying to buzz into your apartment was enough to startle you late at night.

if you had thought about it, there was only one nuisance in your life that would wake you up this early by buzzing you over and over. but with several hours of sleep weighing down your decision-making process, you’d settled for grabbing your housemate’s baseball bat (given to him by one of his friends because hyunsuk just happens to be kind of short, he “needed the advantage” that hyunsuk had laughed off but kept in the hallway anyway) and making your way to check to see who was outside. the person had turned to knocking incessantly at this point, and you tightened your grip around the bat as you stepped down into the doorway and peeked through the spyglass.

only to see the idiot and love of your life standing outside, soaking wet. you groaned, unlatching the lock and pulling the door open to see him immediately brighten up.

as much as you loved him and found that look on his face endearing... you didn’t like being woken up.

“hoonie.”

“hi baby,” he smiled. “can i come in?”

“it’s three in the morning.”

he gasped in mock-offense, “so you’d turn your shivering boyfriend away? ah... where’s hyunsuk? he’d let me in.”

“sleeping, probably,” you said. after a moment, you stepped aside to let him step inside. after your door was shut and latched tight again, you stepped around him and up out of the entryway, folding your arms across your chest. “why didn’t you call?” 

“you didn’t pick up.”

... fuck, you needed to check your ringer again. maybe there was a little good in being spooked awake by your boyfriend if it meant you could turn your phone up for your morning alarms.

you sighed, telling him to wait there as you made your way to the bathroom. with towels in hand, you returned to jihoon and threw one over his face. “so why are you here?”

“got off work late,” he said, voice wobbly as you began to dry his hair for him. “someone called in sick. i kept trying to get junkyu but he wouldn’t answer at first.”

ah. that made sense, at least. junkyu worked the morning shifts at the convenience store jihoon worked at. something about it working better with his schedule. you wracked your brain to remember who usually worked the eight-hour shift from ten to six in the morning.

then it clicked. jihoon was supposed to get off at ten. he’d been working five extra hours because no one else would answer--and junkyu had likely been his last choice to come in hours early for work. you let out a sigh, pressure increasing slightly with your aggravation.

“what do i do with you?” you could hear him laugh at your words. “i mean it! you should have called your manager and let her handle it.”

“it’s okay,” he said, pulling the towel back from his face. “i get to see you this way.” 

although three in the morning wasn’t your ideal time for anyone to visit, let alone your boyfriend... you couldn’t argue too much with that. he smiled at you, and you rolled your eyes before giving him a once-over. his clothes were still wet...

“go take a shower,” you said, pulling away from him. “i don’t even know why i was drying your hair like this.”

he laughed. “because you love me,” he said, catching you by the arm. with ease, he pulled you back into his arms despite your protests. “that’s why you let me in.”

true on both accounts, you let out another groan. “you’re wet!”

he merely squished you tighter to his chest, not caring that he was soaking your shirt in the process. “mmm... looks like we should both take a shower now.”

with a roll of your eyes, you smacked his arm again. “i’m,” you started, “going back to bed. i’ll leave some clothes out for you. don’t take too long.”

(and sure enough, he was in your bed within the next half hour, clean and warm as he used you as his own personal teddy bear again. as much as he teased you... you liked it when he was softer with you, behind closed doors. even if he would pinch your side and laugh when you squirmed, kissing you one last time before settling in for sleep.)

taglist: @twancingyunhao​

[number1mingyustan]

Kiss Me Thru the Phone ☾ ♡

bf!minghao x fem!reader

Warnings: mutual masturbation (m.+f), fingering (f.), dirty talk, phone sex, voice kink ??

Summary: Your boyfriend misses you but he thousands of miles away.

Word Count: 1.3k

(a/n: shocking news !! i didn’t proofread)

Minghao couldn’t sleep. He’d been tossing and turning for the last 20 minutes. It’s been like this almost every night for the past week. There were two reasons.

One being that he was sleeping in his bed from his teenage years which was far too small. And the other being because you weren’t there. He missed your scent, your cuddles, your warmth.

He’s gone back to China to stay with his family for two weeks, but it had been less than a week and he missed you like crazy. He loved being with his family again, he truly missed them. But that was during the day. When nighttime fell, he needed your comfort.

The two of you talked as much as you could, but the drastic time zone differences made it hard alongside your work schedule.

He groaned when he saw the clock, reading 2:43 a.m. He grabbed his phone, deciding to text you.

minghao <3

hi

You were watching a movie in bed when you heard your phone vibrate on the nightstand next to you. You picked it up curiously, only to see that your boyfriend had texted you.

y/n 🤍

shouldn’t you be asleep

minghao <3

can’t

i miss you

y/n 🤍

i miss you too

minghao <3

i wanna bring you with me next time

y/n 🤍

i’d love that

but it depends on my work schedule

minghao <3

i know that

it’s just hard here without you

y/n 🤍

i get it

i’ve resorted to cuddling the pillows

and wearing your clothes a lot bc i can’t have you here

minghao <3

fr? like rn?

y/n 🤍

yeah

minghao <3

lemme see

y/n 🤍

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minghao <3

i’m calling you

Before you knew it, your phone screen changed, a dark screen with red and green buttons appearing. You hit accept, placing the phone against your ear.

“Hi sweetheart,” you heard on the other end of the line. Your heart fluttered at the sound of the name. His voice was quiet but raspy. You could tell he was still tired.

“Hi,” you replied.

“You look pretty in my shirt baby,” he complimented. “Wish I was there with you.”

“Mmm,” you hum. “Me too. It’s so boring around here.”

“What are you doing right now?” he asks.

“Watching a movie, but it’s not that go-”

You start to hear his breathing pick up, which causes you to stop mid sentence. His breathing grows heavier, and it’s just quiet enough for you to hear.

“Baby?” You ask.

“Hmm?” He responds.

“You okay? You sound a little-”

“Yeah,” he breathes out. “Just keep talking. Tell me what you did today.”

You hear slight shuffling in the background, but don’t pay much mind to it as you continue telling him about your day. You’re not saying anything too important, mostly just rambling about your previous events. However, you’re halfway into telling him about one of your coworkers when you hear his breathing grow heavy again. He’d been silent most of the time, so it suddenly caught your attention.

“Minghao?”

“Oh fuck,” he whines. “Can you say that again?”

You feel a rush of heat dart down to your core. It wasn’t until now that you realized what he was doing. You squeezed your thighs together in an attempt to help with your aching heat.

“Minghao,” you repeat. “What are you doing?”

You hear him sigh on the other side of the line. “What do you think I’m doing?”

He’s teasing you. You could be very oblivious, but now he knows that you know. He knows that you’re flustered right now and working your way up to feeling equally as horny as him.

He smirks when he doesn’t hear you respond. “I missed your voice. Feel like I haven’t spoken to you in ages.”

His voice is still hushed, probably because he doesn’t want to wake up the rest of his family.

“Yeah,” you whisper in agreement. Your fingers travel down your naval, stopping on your panties. You slowly rub yourself through the cloth, pressing down to feel your wetness deep through the material.

“Are you touching yourself baby?” he asks.

You bite down on your lip. “Yeah.”

“Fuck,” he replies. You hear more shuffling before he speaks again. “Can you rub your clit for me, please?”

His voice is whiny and quiet, only turning you on more. You slip your hand into your panties, allowing your fingers to rub small circles around your sensitive bud.

“Shit,” you whisper. You moan at the self inflicted pleasure, which your boyfriend absolutely loves to hear.

“Sweetheart you sound so sexy right now,” he moans. His voice is unsteady and you can hear movement through the phone. His pace doesn’t falter as he touches himself. He’s desperate to get off, hand stroking his length quickly.

You push two fingers into your aching core, moaning out his name.

“That’s it baby,” he cooes. “Fuck your fingers.”

You whisper out a few ‘yeahs’ with your hand thrown back as you pleasure yourself. You fingers are soaked in your arousal, slipping in and out of your hole with ease.

“Not big enough,” you whimper to yourself.

You hear him curse through the phone. “ ‘S okay baby, open your legs and think about me.”

You nod frantically even though he can’t see you while doing as he says. You slide your panties off, spreading your legs embarrassingly wide. With one hand holding the phone, you continue to fuck yourself with your fingers. Having shifted positions, it’s easier to push your fingers deeper into your core. You allow your hips to buck up, meeting the thrusts of your fingers.

Whimpers and moans spill out your mouth incessantly as the image of your boyfriend pounding into you clouds your mind. You feel your orgasm starting to approach, quickening as his hushed moans and groans continue to stimulate you.

He’s still quiet, but he’s just loud enough for you to hear. His hushed voice is so sexy, especially when combined with the raspiness due to how late it was.

“Ha,” you breathe out weakly. “Gonna cum. F-Fuck, gonna cum.”

“Me too,” he replies, holding back a moan.

You unfold seconds later, your orgasm coursing through your lower body. It’s so intense that your phone slips out of your hand and onto the bed. You’re too swept up in pleasure to notice as your body spasms and shakes.

On the other end of the line, Minghao continues stroking himself to the sound of your loud moans until his orgasm hits. A wave of pleasure washes over him as he cums. White ropes of hot cum shoot out the head of his cock, spilling into a tissue. He buried his face into a pillow to suppress his moans and he body squirms.

He hears you panting on the other side of the line as he too catches his breath with a satisfied smile. He cleans himself up, disposing of the tissue and dressing himself properly.

“You okay?” he asks.

“Yeah,” you pants. “Can’t believe you were touching yourself while listening to me talk about my day.”

He chuckles. “Sorry baby, I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying. My mind was elsewhere, your voice is so sexy.”

You let out a fake scoff. “Rude.”

He starts easing into his post-orgasm exhaustion, feeling the sleepiness start to take over. It’s silent for a moment before you speak.

“Tired?” You ask.

“Mhm,” he nods.

You roll onto your side, adjusting the phone in your hand. “Okay baby, goodnight.”

“Goodnight,” he mumbles. “Thank you.”

You smile to yourself. “You’re welcome. I love you.”

He yawns. “I love you more.”

And even though you’re not there, he falls asleep with the sound of your soft voice ringing in his head. It’s all he really needs to help him sleep at night.

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[thebeatles-world]

Omg I just found your account ahdsj and I love it!! Especially your ringo stuff eee, could I rq a blurb where the reader is a assistant for the beatles and ringo starts to notice you've been getting stressed and haven't been sleeping enough/eating well and is determined to help? Sorry if your fanfic rqs aren't open rn I was just wonderin!!:>

Thank you! I love writing imagines for Ringo 🥺😍🥰 & honestly pls request more imagines of Ringo because I love him sooo much. Also my inbox is always open for imagines of The Beatles! Don’t be afraid to request one!

I hope you like this imagine!

Help!

You were working as a assistant for The Beatles for a while now.

It did get chaotic sometimes working for the boys. They would run all over you and you honestly felt like a teacher calming down a classroom full of children when they got rowdy, loud and chased each other.

Your job wasn’t as easy as they thought it was. You had to mange them, schedule dinner meets, conferences, meet and greets, handle their paperwork, made sure the boys got up on time, and communicate back and forth to Brian every day about what’s going on.

You felt like you were running around with your head cut off and the boys weren’t making it easy…

“Boys! Can you stop that please?” You asked nicely as you saw John, Paul and George playing with their food and started to throw it at each other while laughing.

You noticed that Ringo was just silently staring at them, slowly taking bites of his mashed potatoes.

Of course as usual they didn’t listen to you and continued to do what they were doing.

“Please don’t do that, you are going to-“ You begin as you saw Paul grab a handful of mashed potatoes from his plate and threw it right at John’s suit.

“Ruin his suit.” You mumbled to yourself. It was too late. John’s suit was ruined and it was only 30 minutes until they needed to leave for showtime.

John and Paul just started laughing at the mashed potato stain that John now had on his suit.

“It feels like I’m working for a bunch of children!!” You groaned out loud, covering your face as you left the room.

Ringo felt bad for you. He knew that his bandmates didn’t care and they weren’t taking it easy on you. He was the only one that didn’t participate in the foolish acts that they did.

He also noticed that you weren’t eating and sleeping well. He knew that you were up late at night planning for the next day and working hard while the boys were sleeping.

Ringo wanted to give you a hand and help you out. He felt like it was the right thing to do and he wanted for you to have a break for once without having a stressful day.

At least he thought that your job wasn’t easy…

After the concert, you stayed up late as always and worked on plans for the next days ahead. You made sure paperwork was done and you wrote a few reminders down to make sure you wouldn’t forget.

You heard a knock on your bedroom door.

You raised an eyebrow, putting down your pencil.

“Who could this be? Probably one of the boys wanting something.” You mumbled to yourself as you put on a robe.

“Yes come in.” You said, sitting down on your chair.

“Hey… It’s me Ringo.” Ringo gave you a smile as he opened your bedroom door.

“Hey Ringo, Can I help you?” You said in confusion.

“Aren’t you supposed to be sleeping?” You added as he came to your room.

“I was wondering if we could talk?” Ringo said, sitting down on you bed.

“Yes of course. About what?” You raised an eyebrow.

“I noticed you work very hard and I know you don’t get appreciate of how hard you work. You deserve to have a stress-free life. You done so much for us. You are the most selfless person i know. You are a very lovely lady and I hate to see how my band mates treat you. I was wondering if… I could help?” Ringo asked.

You were shocked but in awe of his words.

Ringo noticed how hard you been working? And noticed how you felt?

That was so sweet of him.

“Ringo, you are such a sweet guy… I appreciate your offer but-“ you begin before he cut you off.

“I’ll do it for free. I’ll do it to make sure you don’t have enough on your plate. I want to make sure that at the end of the day you are eating, sleeping well and being stress free. That’s all it matters to me.” Ringo took your hand and held it.

“I promise.” He said softly.

“Okay. Of course. That will do.” You said softly with a smile.

“Thank you.” You added, leaning in to give Ringo a hug.

“You’re welcome Y/N.” Ringo hugged you back.

Over the next few weeks, there was definitely a huge improvement.

With Ringo’s help, you got to relax, eat and sleep well. He even calmed John, Paul and George down when they were acting really rowdy and he made them realize that your job position wasn’t easy.

He even helped you out scheduling meetings, dinner, hotels, meet and greets with public, flights and people as well.

Having Ringo by your side made it so easy. You weren’t stressed out as you were back then. He had your back and having his help made it more easier on you. Every night he would offer to give you a massage which of course you accepted because Ringo was really good at massaging you and his massage’s relaxed you and your body a lot.

“Ringo I just know you are going to be husband material one day!” You told him as he started to massage your feet.

Ringo started blushing after you told him that.

“You deserve it my dear Y/N. For being a good assistant.” Ringo said.

“Hey guys have you seen my -“ John said as he came to the living room where Ringo was giving you a massage at.

“Aww Ringo, I didn’t know you had the hots for Y/N.” John smirked at Ringo.

“What are you talking about? I’m just giving her a massage.” Ringo said, raising his eyebrow at him. You raised your eyebrow at John as well while you took a sip of your lemonade drink.

“Mhm sure. Just make sure to use protection if you guys ever decide to do it.” John smirked and left.

John’s comment almost made you spit out your drink.

[wtfsapien]

hii!

could you please write fluff for any of the mha teachers it and if any black butler characters?

Midnight chaos

I know I disappeared, completely wiped off the face of earth. So now I’m taking my time to finish writing those asks in my inbox rn. Might take some time to finish but I swear all of you will get yours!

Summary: How they would put GN!Reader to sleep after finding out they have been flipping their sleeping schedule around left and right.

Characters: Aizawa Shota (Bnha), Sebastian Michaelis (Black Butler), Ciel Phantomhive (Black Butler)

Warnings: None, I hope I didn't make them too OOC IM SORRY-

Contains: Fluff, crack

Aizawa Shota

This man needs to tell me where he got that sleeping bag cause I need it too-

Since he never has a consistent sleep schedule, he knows the importance of having one

One day of coming home earlier than usual and catching you still awake at the wee hours well into the night, he squinted his eyes and just brushed it off because he knows you're an adult and you can chose to do whatever you want with your time.

But after catching you two more times awake in the middle of the night with the excuse of waiting for him even tho he told you not to

Aizawa decided to take matter into his own hands.

It was quite surprising when your world suddenly flipped over, literally when he carried you over his shoulder like a potato sack.

"Wait where are you going-"

"WE are going to spend some quality time"

And that's how you ended up in Aizawa's arms on the couch

No use trying to get out of his arms cause everytime you do he just shushes you and pet your head, telling you to be quiet like you were some child refusing an afternoon nap.

It's only the matter of time where both of you ended up asleep on the couch, dead asleep.

He better not catch you awake late next time

He'll give you that "I'm not mad, just disappointed' look HAHA-

Sebastian Michaelis

Imagine his surprise when he finds you wandering around the halls like some ghost (even tho he probably sensed you a while ago, he didn't think much as he only thought you were just going to the loo or something-)

The dead fish eyes of yours he was met with certainly told him everything

Tho I'm sure he considered just slapping you into some deep ass slumber, he doesn't as he still considers your well being-

But don't think you're getting away with your excuses

Before you know it, you find yourself on your way back to your bedroom with him

The next thing was him reappearing in your room with some warm milk

You better chug it down or else-

This man devil is not leaving until you have fallen asleep so there's no use in faking it

"I know you're not asleep Y/n."

I dare you to open your eyes, you'll find his face just a few inches away from your own.

But his company soon became a comfort to you as you fell asleep

The next few days will go by him personally supervising you to sleep whether you like it or not. It's good for you after all

"A butler's job is to make sure of everyone's well being." BULLSHIT-

Ciel Phantomhive

I'm honestly surprised he didn't resort to violence cause how much he wish he could have a comfortable sleep without any thoughts, worries nor nightmares (but maybe he'll do it verbally)

"Do you know how essential sleep is for people?"

That's the cue for his nagging

This boy is surprisingly naggy and chatty to the people he truely cares about?

"If you have the time refusing to rest, then might as well help me out with these papers-"

Que you immediately disappearing from his study

Staring at the empty space where you stood just a moment ago, a small genuine smile making its appearance at the edge of his lips

The workaholic edge lord hopes that was enough to scare you to the bed

If it didn't then he has plenty of ways to shove that sleep schedule back into your life again-

[candygalaxyyy]

It’s 4 AM for me rn, I should probably go to bed because my sleeping schedule is a mess… but I’m dead set on understanding the timeline for the eighth sense. Sorry in advance for any misinformation or plot holes :) I’ve been rewatching episode 6 since Wednesday and I’ve just finished rewatching all six episodes again, safe to say things are becoming clearer. So first of all, it’s not a dream. The whole of episode 6, the drowning scene, jae won pulling ji hyun out of the water, it’s all very real. Even though the gas station scenes felt very surreal and almost mystical, especially with the lighting, blurred polaroid effect and music, but it’s still real?! People have already mentioned that on here; about it being real, time being warped with future events and other theories. And idc if this is obvious but I need it in writing to come back to.

Here’s my understanding of the past/present/future theories. Everything in episode 6 is the present, up until the trauma kiss. After the trauma kiss scene the screen fades to black, I believe that indicates a shift in the timeline being shown (it happened before but i forgot when exactly I’ll update later after I’ve watch it again). So the eighth sense is centered around jae won’s therapy session! How do I know this? Well after the opening theme in episode 1 the first scene we see is jae won at his therapist’s, and she says ‘tell me about your worries’. And so the story begins. He mentions in either episode 4 or 5 that his current worries kicked in after leaving the military so we meet ji hyun exactly when jae won’s been discharged. We still get ji hyun’s focus sometimes because as much I feel this story is jae won centered, ji hyun’s perspective gives a full picture of their relationship (have not grasped the whole story of why yet, probably to give depth to ji hyun and his importance in this story).

Jae won’s present day therapy session only appears after certain triggers are brought up, and the most telling one is him getting wasted, and his dad smashing the camera his brother gifted him (episode 5). I think this is the trigger that causes the whole therapy session, cause he mentions him putting up a front (his fake friend taehyung talking about his family), his dad aggression (broken camera) and other things we’ve seen. Furthermore, it was the longest snippet of the session we’ve seen thus far. It’s also all one session, we know this because they’re wearing the same clothes and hair in every therapy scene. Anyways, as he lets all his worries out and she asks what makes you happy these days. He thinks of ji hyun, tells her and then she says she should further their relationship if that’s the case. So he decides to take ji hyun to the beach, following the advice of his therapist and since ji hyun told him to rely on him. (present day leading to episode 6). So now we are in episode 6, going to the beach and all that good stuff, Jae won opens up because he’s just been advised to deepen his relationship with ji hyun and he feels comfortable to do so. They surf and give each other trauma through kisses… THE SREEN FADES TO BLACK.

We’ve jumped to the future, the lighting, tones and atmosphere after the trauma kisses has totally shifted from the rest of the episode, so it’s fitting to say it’s future events. To me that hotel scene is another trip in the future because they clearly say that they are only staying for that one night on the beach, because they don’t have clothes (and after them getting close on that trip it is safe to assume they will definitely go on more boyfriend trips). One reason I think the writers might have done this is to remind us of jae won’s current relationship with well deep relationships. All of his relationships after his brother and up till ji hyun were surface level. Why? Because he lost someone who he loved so deeply in such a traumatic way, he couldn’t protect his brother, he couldn’t protect his love so he chooses to disassociate from human relationships. But he can’t do that with ji hyun, he’s on his path of loving ji hyun. HE TOLD HIM SOMETHING HE’S NEVER TOLD ANYONE EVER BEFORE, HE WANT TO BE A PHOTOGRAPHER AND ONLY HIS YOUNGER BROTHER KNEW THAT. JAE WON IS ALREADY TRUSTING AND LOVING JI HYUN ON ANOTHER LEVEL THAN ALL HIS CURRENT RELATIONSHIPS. And of course after this we cut to them getting even more intimate and in their boyfriend era in the hotel, that’s their future. The drowning scene is also their future. And how will jae won react to *potentially losing another loved one after just starting to open up again (JI HYUN WON’T DIE THOUGH). How will he handle the guilt and pain he feels when ji hyun ends up in a hospital bed because of them surfing together in deeper water when ji hyun can swim that well? How will ji hyun handle it this time around?

[parasytte]

heyo, i came across your blog recently,, and this is my first ask !!

i basically wanna ask (if you haven’t done it already) about a reader who is questioning their gender identity and never figured it out for a long ass time, like, would your ocs help them explore their gender identity? since they have absolutely no idea how to label their feelings about their gender or even describe them for that matter, just saying vague shit like “idrk maybe my gender is somewhat masculine but i got no idea” yk that kind

i’m sorry to annoy ya if you’ve already answered something like this,, anw i think i might send a couple more asks in the near future but my braincells ain’t braincelling rn D: thanks for your time if you read this tho !!!

hi anon !! i hope you’re enjoying my blog so far :-) <3 and no, i haven’t answered anything like this before !! feel free to send in as many asks as you want <333

to answer your question, yes, all of my ocs would help you explore your gender identity if you’re struggling with it ! going into more detail, the ones that could help you the most (off the top of my head) are morgan, jude, august, casey, percy, sorin, and salem ! morgan and jude both questioned their gender identity when they were younger so they have the most knowledge about things of the sort, and i say that jude is actually kind of somewhere on the agender scale, but he doesn’t really think about gender too much because it stresses him out. (morgan just does not care.) august is really supportive, and he just knows a lot about gender identity, and casey is really supportive as well !! some people have probably tried to pick on him before for being “girly” and “not acting like a man” and he doesn’t take shit from anybody. (for such a sweet face he really knows how to make you insecure). he’s never really thought about gender a lot before so he might be a bit confused at first but he really does try his best to be supportive, and he even researches more into it to be as helpful as possible !! percy’s a nerd. he knows like .. everything about everything. sorin has read books about gender, more specifically in different cultures, so he has quite a lot of knowledge on the topic. does his best to help you explore it. ,, and salems just salem.

now, elijah, ivan, laurence, and darci are also supportive, but don’t have that much knowledge on the topic. elijah is kinda a himbo, and he’s very confused, but he’s trying !! researches with casey but let’s him do most of the talking when it comes to helping you because he’s scared of looking dumb in front of you. ivan’s supportive but he doesn’t know a lot about gender. just never really thought of it until you brought it up. pulls all nighters gathering information to try and gain more knowledge of gender to try and help you explore it. laurence and darci never really thought about gender, but they do their best to try and help you explore it !

sorry if this isn’t that good lols i wrote this all at like 4 am ,, i really need to fix my sleep schedule.

[veryquietclown]

quick QJ headcannons

since i can’t fall asleep

he knows how to sew! that’s how he made his outfit

adding onto the hc he sometimes fixes megavolt’s outfit if it gets a rip or something

jesters are a special interest of his! if you ask him about jesters he will infodump about every single piece of info about them

he has a degree in psychology

his family was known for being psychologists,doctors,etc so he felt like he had to be one of those jobs that’s why he studied psychology

his parents were very strict and didn’t enjoy him “playing with toys at such a old age” after he turned like 10

he learned a lot of different things because of his family

he is a only child

his grandparents, and his grand grand parents, and his grand grand grand parents and literally just the rest of the family besides his parents spoiled him badly since “he’s just such a great kid”

his parents didn’t enjoy him being spoiled since everytime he went out with his grandparents or whoever he would always come back with a bag or two of whatever he wanted or gifts

this lead to QJ spoiling others as a love (romantic and platonic) language

this ALSO lead to him believing people will always get him something if they go shopping or something

can’t sleep without background noise if there’s no background music or something he will start making noise himself usually by humming,singing,rolling around in bed,literally anything for some noise

he actually sings pretty well it’s not hollywood good but it’s good for a lullaby or two

he is a really good artist with design and can whip out a few blueprints for toys in minute’s but can’t draw people very well

is extremely good with kids literally can figure out what a crying baby wants immediately

physical touch lover, he will give hugs,hold hands,give a piggy back ride,headpats literally any kind of physical touch to anyone

doesn’t find physical touch romantic at all so usually gets confused when someone thinks he’s flirting when he wants to hold hands or hug

not good with understanding peoples personal space

sometimes when he wants a hug he just puts his hands out and makes grabby hands (not self projecting with this one totally /j)

def neurodivergent you can’t tell me otherwise

he hates all kinds of video games because of whiffle boy but after megavolt begs him to play some video games with him since megs is a hardcore video game lover and ends up enjoying certain video games

he always picks up megavolt whenever even during a scheme like imagine they’re in the middle of running away from darkwing and quackerjack just scoops megavolt up and megavolt just acts like nothing is happening (i will probably write more about this headcannon later)

when nobody is around he cusses a looot, he’s used to not cussing around everyone since in the past he used to be surrounded by kids so he usually just doesn’t cuss around people and it most of the time makes people believe he doesn’t cuss

idk i think this is technically cannon but i wanna describe how i imagine QJ’s main toy warehouse home is like, i like to imagine the walls and floors are grey but there’s a lot of paintings on the walls painted by QJ usually being his friends,crime ideas or toys! he has a bouncy house he relaxes in, he has a big bed with a bunch of plushies like a bunch bunch, his bathroom is filled with rubberduckies. that’s all i’m gonna share abt how i imagine it in this post

he has a corner full of sketchbooks filled with drawings

he really loves energy drinks but hates coffee

he doesn’t have the best sleeping schedule, he usually stays up for like 3 days before he finally falls asleep

whenever QJ visits megavolt megavolt makes him go to bed at like 10pm or like immediately after they get back from committing crimes and it’s late

that’s all i’m gonna share rn! my fingers are getting sore from typing hghgh def gonna share some more QJ headcannons later when i’m more awake also you can see my quackerjack and megavolt headcannons as platonic or romantic i don’t really mind!

[enrapture]

Has anyone worked night shift for months and tried switching back to day shift schedules? I’m having the most difficult time trying to adjust back to day shift. I’m struggling so hard to sleep rn. Please any tips or tricks. I’m really trying to avoid having to take any sort of over the counter sleep-aid.

It’s probably because of the fact my body is used to nightshift (12 hr shifts) my diet isn’t the best of the best, just stress and anxiety and bits of depression here and there and of course the chasing of the dopamine have been eating at my brain but yeah… idk what the fuck to do. 😭 I’ve been trying to work through things but it seems like it’s just one thing after another lately..I know being on my phone rn isn’t helping. But I’m deciding to stay up all night until tomorrow night to try to get rest then and hopefully doing so will fix it…. I just don’t know what else to do :(

[evesley]

Okay so I have some time to actually type a post about Andres

We met on bumble. He super swiped me.

We talked on and off for like a month. Usually like 2 lines a week/ 2 weeks.

We finally decided to meet up and we went to Cava. It went good. He told me he’s Syrian, but he was born in Venezuela so he can speak Spanish. He said that he’s the best of both worlds. I thought that was so hot. He got me with that.

We found out we both got into a car accident around the same time, and we both got a new car recently.

We ended up going to this party he knew about. He picked me up after I changed my clothes. It was a match day party for med students. Pretty cool. The crowd there was not who I’m used to hanging with, but it was still pretty lit. Met his friends. Pretty cool.

We went to bottled blonde in Fort Worth after that with a couple of his friends. I don’t really remember that part.

And then I invited them to an after party I knew about after that. They liked it. He liked me.

Then he took me home. Didn’t try to kiss me. Didn’t try to hug me. No hand holding. No touching. I liked that. I am so tired of guys trying to do things the first day. We got home right at sunrise. It was around 7am.

I went to work the next day. It sucked. But he texted me all day. We ended up hanging out after I got off. I told him I needed to go grocery shopping and decided to go on a walk to stay awake and maintain a sleep schedule. He asked if I wanted company, and I said yes. I thought this was cute.

We went to smoothie king and then went grocery shopping. He came to pick me up again. I really liked that. He has a brand new Lexus is350. It’s pretty nice.

When we were at Walmart, I recognized his Snapchat name. We’ve met before on Snapchat. He rejected me because I had a son. I remembered this. I kept on distance while with him.

We went to market street after. I wanted to do my thing while checking out, but self check outs were closed, so I put everything back. I was soooo embarrassed. He was okay with it. I was still so embarrassed. He dropped me off at home. No touching again. I liked that.

We didn’t talk the whole next day. I was too embarrassed.

He texted me a balance beam emoji. He told me embarrassing things about him to balance out my embarrassment. He was so sweet.

I told him I recognized him and that I have a son and that I’m not trying to mess around.

He gave me the best response ever. And then he told me he wanted to meet up bc he has something to tell me too. I rejected so hard. But then I gave in.

We had our first garage hang.

(I’m reminiscing so hard rn. Currently at the pool and trying not to cry.)

He told me he’s a part of this Druze religion and that we probably can’t date or anything. I told him I’m not looking to date not to marry.

But we kept talking. And hanging out. And he just did everything right. He was kind of everything I’ve been looking for.

We talked all day everyday, and we hung out almost everyday. “Garage hang” is what we called it.

Every question and every difficult topic we talked about- he answered it perfectly. The words. Just him in general.

We did so many things together. Hotel room bath tubs for bath bombs. The arboretum.