#i’m so bitter

[jiangyanlissidepiece]

My kink is people groveling for Wei Wuxian’s forgiveness

[satorhime]

i’m still so distraught about the little mermaid popcorn bucket selling out right as i was about to buy it what if i was suicidal 😭😭😭😭😭

[shysneeze]

there’s a really cute couple sat across from me on the train 😒

[w0niecult]

i want him to cum on my face and then use his fat cock to rub it onto my lips like a big lipstick<33...bonus if he slaps the cheek with it *shivers*

DICK TAPS ARE A MUST🙄✋

giving him head before a show and he just blows his entire load on your face <3<3 *sighs* I’d love that :((

[agender-wolfie]

I can’t wait to get my own place so I can dust off my Facebook to stir shit with my religious family then drop off the face of the earth for a few months and do it again. 💖

[peter-weir]

england won the match last night moodboard

[phleb0tomist]

tumblr users will have the most inaccessible, unreadable, low contrast, flashing carrd you can possibly imagine, with a dni full of insider acronyms with no translation and numerous link buttons labelled with cryptic captions, and then go ahead and put “ableists dni and kys!” on that carrd

[theworld-accordingtocasey]

Why is my feed so devoid of Jaemin content today I mean it’s a Jeno dry spell too but I read some good jeno one shots this morning so it’s not as bad but JAEMIN? These lands. They’re barren! I’m not in the mood to forage I want someone to bring my food to me (๐•̆ ·̭ •̆๐)

[knox-knocks]

Maybe exy is a little boring to him — but andrew doesn’t just not care about exy, neil notes in the beginning of tfc that he seems to outright resent it. boredom doesn’t bring about resentment. but do you know what does? the idea that a sport you barely give a shit about is the only reason anyone gives a shit about you

[paperglader]

they really put alicent in bridgerton blue on the reunion and genuinely expected me to think that she didn’t in fact march all the way to dragonstone to get wifed up? bfr

[cynimet]

Seeing a lot of people here on tumblr posting about how we should support Watcher and their dreams —

No.

They are a business, we are customers. We watched Ryan and Shane for Ryan and Shane. If they want to make absurdly expensive TV shows about other people, yes, that’s their right, and yes, good for them, but no, we’re not coming with them.

Good luck building up a whole new user base in a global economic crisis, fellas. 👍

[luckykittysshowerthoughts]

People don’t talk enough about this scene and what it says about Lucifer and Michael’s relationship.

Not only was his first thought of Michael, but look at him; he looks so DEVASTATED that it wasn’t him.

This man is desperate for a sign, ANY sign, of his former brother. He’s desperate to see him in something, for some proof that Michael still cares about him.

[eddiegettingshot]

it’s not even that i’m incapable of or dislike multishipping it’s literally just that they managed to write two guys who are so intensely perfect for each other and fit together all the way down to the bone that my brain simply cannot imagine a reality where they’re able to be with anyone else without always feeling like something’s missing. and the thing is that they’re also so weird about each other that even though i believe you don’t necessarily have one great love of your life… buck and eddie in particular do.

[gaymaramada]

still can’t believe a sequel to a spinoff of the shrek franchise was able to depict a panic attack far more maturely than avengers fucking endgame

[the-bitter-ocean]

(ACT 5 SPOILERS) Ageswap MDP Moments (RUH ROH)

[stuckinapril]

A major annoying thing about being in a male dominated stem field (chemistry for me) is you basically work w guys 99% of the time & they ALL think you have a crush on them if you’re even fleetingly nice. And so far I’ve refused to water down my personality to compensate for it but it’s so annoying knowing I’m inadvertently feeding into someone’s unchecked ego