#i'll add tags later

[obvsi-bi]

he's fake sleeping bc god of mischief (? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm learning how to color :D it's almost 1AM here so goodnight also you can send me suggestions!

[slashingdisneypasta]

Imagine;

Your Slasher S/O has to kill you, maybe they're being forced, but they really don't want to.

So you have to guide them. Help them out. Encourage them.

You have to gently pick up Jason's huge hands and touch them to the sides of your head. You don't look away from his eyes at all as you do, telling him it's okay and you love him so much and you really had a great time with him. You only close your eyes when you press his hands harder against your head, and thats his sign to-

He leaves your body right there and storms off, because he can't bear to look just yet. He'll make you a nice memorial later, but for now... you'll just look like you're resting.

You have to guide Michael's fingers around your throat, holding his palms to your neck and letting him feel you take in a deep breath; Steadying yourself. He looks warily at you, like no, but for once you don't listen to him. Closing your eyes, you tell him to do it. And he does.

He squeezes as hard as he possibly can, pissed off that he has to do this and you're letting him, until you're not alive anymore and he's still squeezing. He doesn't wanna let you go.

Okay... here. You say, picking Freddy's gloved hand and raising the blades to your gut so they point directly into your skin. Then you take a deep breath and set your hands on his shoulders, adopting a ready stance. Don't tell me you've gone soft, now-

He doesn't let you finish what you were saying, but he doesn't leave until you're gone.

You have to give Bubba a lotta kisses, all over his cheeks and his jaw and over his hair before he'll finally release your waist from his grip. When he does, you step back and sit down in a chair, turning your head and squeezing your eyes shut and bracing yourself when the chainsaw starts to rev loudly directly in front of you.

When you're just a slumped, sloppy, cut up mess, he carefully tries to sew you back up and tie your lips up so you're smiling. He cant bear to see you not smiling at him anymore.

Tiffany has just finished off Chucky and she turns to you. She left you for last because... because she can't look at you and see all the bad stuff like she can with him because there is none. She has a knife in her hands but its shaking, so you settle yourself, take her free hand in yours, and nudge the knife up to your throat. It's okay baby, he'll bring us back again.

After its done she drags your body to lay next to Chucky.

[an-incorrect-quote-in-time]

Prince: It's a good thing I still have my sexy cat costume from last Halloween... Vanessa: I really don't think you were the target audience for that costume, sweetie. Prince: There is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.

[gekooi]

Why do I love this meme so much

[aash-the-fucking-question-mark]

james: Hey regulus can I get a sip of your water? regulus: It's not water. james: Vodka, I like your style! regulus: It's poison. james: Wh-Wha- regulus: It's poison, COWARD.

[petra-creat0r]

Not junior secret squad (yet, not sure if i will today) but just Playbill getting frustrated with technology because I'm frustrated with computer drivers again.

Anyways feel free to send questions and stuff to/the kiddos. I need something to decompress

[amphiptere-art]

My brain is failing to grab anything. But here you could have this from warehouse.

There was an entire scene in Warehouse centering somewhere around the fact of Sally the YN just not caring about the fact that Dim was sentient? I vaguely remember that Dim was crawling on the walls. I think because he was hiding? I have the feeling this pre-faced a conversation with eclipse in the arcade. Because I do vaguely remember the arcade. So let's try and structure this out? Grasp it the straws and get a basic timeline of what this encounter was.

Dim was still considered non-sendient. Sun and Moon might have gotten an idea that maybe he was gaining sentience. But It hadn't gone far yet.

Dim was probably confessing to eclipse that he now feels like he really is sentient. Sun and Moon told them about how he's latched onto their learning program and now it makes so much sense why he's gotten smarter. At the same time though he feels so scared and bad that he doesn't want to tell the others. He doesn't want to tell anyone that he himself thinks he's sentient.

Eclipse is probably telling him it's okay. Eclipse himself doesn't necessarily want them to tell the others either. Starting to speak about the fact why he's in the arcade. Which is that he was basically deemed too dangerous because he was too smart. Making Dim even more nervous over the idea.

Q Sally walking in. Dim panics. Not only worrying about his sentence but also worrying about exposing his friend. So he scrambles to hide. Choosing above the doorway that leads into the arcade.

Sally walks in somewhat confused. Having actually come in to investigate what Dim was doing. Dim tries to scramble back into parts and service. Which is only connected to the arcade by the principle that DJ is a little hard to move in the smaller building. Sally catches him though. Asking why the hell he's on the ceiling and why is he running?

Dim tries to play it off. Saying that he simply got startled and worried about if they were an intruder. But when they learn they weren't, they didn't want to bother them. Sally tells him the basic it's okay. But press is the question of who were they talking to?

Dim is terrified to share his information about eclipse. But he's also terrified to come up with a truthful lie. Which you can still only tell truthful lies because he's still not exactly sentient enough to make them up. Choosing between the two he decides to sacrifice himself. Telling Sally he was just talking to himself about maybe the fact that he's... Sentient.

Sally looks in with an air of null before saying that's great. They honestly would like a more familiar personality to talk to. Dim getting completely confused by how nonchalant they are. Basically asking why they are not angry or concerned about their sentence. They aren't supposed to be sentient.

Sally once again tells him she doesn't care. So what if he sentient? She already saw Dim as her single and only little buddy. She already sort of made up intelligence around him. Sure it wasn't true at the time but she's honestly happy to have it true now. It's nice to have a familiar friend that they can now talk to.

Dim is completely taken back. They're basically rebooting. Which gets Sally concerned. Asking if maybe he wants to go to parts and service? Dim responds with maybe. They are feeling what is categorized as confused? They feel like they should be expressing a feeling of joy. Sally tells him it's okay but she wouldn't mind checking it anyways. May as well just get the surest confirmation that he's sentient.

Dim follows and they go do a little test. This wakes up sun and moon. Who are confused why there in parts and service. As it is a place they hate. Dim trying to tell them not to worry about it. They have already basically filled in for repairs all the time already. Sun and Moon start to relax before Sally playfully announceses that Dim is sentient. Which gets them on a tirade.

Both of them shouting no way. That can't be true. Stuff like that. Dim gets fearful of their yelling. Quietly whispering for quiet. Sally luckily notices and isolates Sun and Moon. Which gets the more angry but they are reduced to a text app. (Which I just realized I have never explained but I will definitely have to explain now.)

Anyways. Dim relaxes now that he's not being yelled at. Sally basically asks him if maybe he wants her to explain it to Sun and Moon instead of him. Dim agrees. Slightly complaining about how they've been so mean. Something he doesn't catch on but Sally does.

And that's the end of the encounter really? Or at least the most important parts of the encounter. I'll give you the rest of the story later. I have remembered I have to explain the text app.

[withloveheart]

Someone asked you about rich men and hobbies to get closer to them and you said to do what you like but now you are reblogging @tomb-of-ligeia stuff that states the opposite.

I'm a big believer of nurturing your own interests as well as learning about a variety of other topics. I just mentioned for some women to focus on what they are passionate about because too many women in this movement are underestimating how smart these men really are. And when you underestimate someone then you aren't going to due diligence needed to understand the topic.

Also, there is a lot of stereotypical advice about how the rich "are" and "aren't". Take women underestimating men + stereotypes that aren't necessarily true = a terrible performance by women who are later confused as to why certain things don't go their way.

Another thing I'd like to point out to you is when you are too busy trying to impress men with your mediocore knowledge of a topic, you aren't paying attention to the others around you. The women who aren't attracted to you and may sense your inauthenticity who could be close to said man you are talking to, the men who work with him or are friends, men who are simply not interested in you but see through you, that one girl you let your guard down around and blabbed about how you don't care about x topic but are just using it to bag a rich guy.

Basically when you are learning about a topic only to impress a man and don't take into account the circle he runs in then don't be surprised when you aren't every fully accepted. Some men will date you as something to pass the time and you wouldn't have a clue if you are doing a good job because you are mistaking his passing interest as validation that you are some supreme seductress.

In conclusion, I believe in both but I think some women need to discover who they are and their own interests separate from men first.

[puppywritesthings]

uk4 but as dog breeds

i talked about this with @winterboxx​ and @holywaterzzz​ months ago, but i figured i’d make a post about this now.

here’s the uk season 4 queens but as dogs

Just May:

Pomeranian

Starlet: Poodle

Copper Topp: Italian Greyhound

Sminty Drop: Doberman Pincher

Baby: Cocker Spaniel

Le Fil: Akita

Dakota: Golden Retriever

Pixie Polite: Mastiff

Black Peppa: Black Lab

Jonbers Blonde: Irish Terrier

Cheddar Gorgeous: Borzoi

Danny Beard: Great Pyrenees

[alexandriteobscuraarchive]

@guardianofyesod @magioffire

[hiskee]

Posting this lil tetoren/rentora doodle cause I like it

[majjmo]

Key chosen guest is an actor form Semantic Error.

Love him

[kay-jay-self-shipping]

Nicknames

Here are the nicknames my F/Os have for my OCs and vice versa!

Orochimaru

Orochimaru's Nicknames for Kaede: Firecracker (Inspired by the fact that she can burst into flames and the flames spark against her skin before she ignites. Also, she has a bit of a firecracker temper.) Kaede's Nicknames for Orochimaru: Snake-Eyes (Self explanatory.) Orochi-sama (The shortened version of his name for affection, and the -sama as a Japanese honorific meaning Lord. So Lord Orochi.)

Lotor

Lotor's Nicknames for Ziera: Darling (Simple Affectionate term.) Dearest (Another Affectionate Term.) Treasure (He calls her this before she escaped Tylyrio, and it stuck.) Renzo (Her original name before she lost her memories, he's the only one who can call her that.) Ziera's Nicknames for Lotor: Love (Simple Affectionate Term.) My Prince (He was a prince.) My Emperor (He is an emperor.)

Mereoleona

Mereoleona's Nicknames for Lucia: Luci (Shortened version of her name.) Ice Queen (She can both control ice and acts as cold as ice, so this nickname stuck between the friend group.) My Wife (Literal and a little possessive, since Lucia is part of her pride.) My Mate (Another reference to Lucia being her partner.) Captain (She's the captain of the Aqua Deer, it's a form of praise.) Lucia's Nicknames for Mereoleona: Mereo (Shortened name. Previously it was Leona, but as you'll see later, that had to change.) My Wife (Literal.) My Lioness (She is part of Mereo's pride and proud of it.) Captain (Uses it in a teasing way, since Mereo swore she'd never step up as a captain, it's also a term used in pride that Mereo was able to overcome her hatred for the title to avenge her brother's injuries.)

Piers

Piers' Nicknames for Thorn: Thorn (It's her stage name, and therefore a nickname.) My Champion/Champion (While she lost the championship in the semi-finals, he sees her as a champion for getting that far and achieving her dreams.) Trouble. (She gets into any sort of trouble at all times, he had to call her this once, and it stuck.) Thorn's Nicknames for Piers: Superstar (She called him this when challenging him to a battle and it stuck.) Music Man (She teased him with this name when he offered to help her after she moved into her new home.) Hun (A mostly-british term of affection.)

Leona (This is why Mereo is Lucia's main nickname now, lol.)

Leona's Nicknames for Danika: Raven (She's quite literally a Raven Fae.) Little Raven (Her original name was Lilith in the story so little was a good name for her since it can be shortened to lil' in both cases, but even after I changed it to Danika, this nickname is too good.) My Pillow/Pillow (He uses her as a pillow for his naps.) Danika's Nicknames for Leona: Leo (Shortened version of his name.) My King (He wants to be a king so badly, that she made him the king of her heart and world.)

Aaravos

Aaravos' Nicknames for Nymera: Nymph (The first three letters of her name. It's cute alright. XD) Starlight (Not sure if he uses this one or she does.) Archmage in the Making (It's her dream.) My Lovely Little Hybrid. (Affectionate term to comfort her on the fact that he is the only one who doesn't care if she's human or elf and loves her for being who she is.) Nymera's Nicknames for Aaravos: Starlight (Once again, unsure who uses it.) My Constellation (He looks like the night sky, this needed to be a thing.) Shooting Star (A reference to a one-shot I made where they watch shooting stars fly across the sky.)

Rumple/Gold

Gold's Nicknames for Cecilia: Cecil (Her fake name but shortened.) Zelda (Her real name which she doesn't use anymore.) The Grimm (Before confession, her murderous alias.) My Wife (After Marriage.) Mrs. Gold. (After marriage.)

Cecil's Nicknames for Gold: The Dark One (His true self.) Gold (Before confession, his fake name.) Rumple (After confession, his real name shortened.) My Soulmate. (Doesn't use it often, but does use it when she needs to drill into his head just how much he means to her.)

Vax'ildan

Vax's Nicknames for Kadorya (Her true form:) Ryah (The shortened version of her real name.) Cupcake (He says this because it's cringe and she blushes because of it.) Tiny (She's shorter than he is, despite being a literal high elf.) Princess. (This originated from her other female form, but it fits so he uses it.) Peach. (Uses this on both female forms, but uses Handsome for her male form.)

Vax's Nicknames for Kado (Her male form:) Handsome (Affectionate term.) Tiny (Messing around, Kado is taller than Vax.) Big Man (Flirting usually.) Vax's Nicknames for Lhynn (Her alternate female form:) Princess (She's a little snooty in this form, it fits.) Your Highness (Sarcastic usually.) Peach. (Affectionate term.) (Used on both female forms.)

Kadorya's Nicknames for Vax: Vax (Shortened version of his name.) My Thief (He's quite literally a thief that stole her heart.) Romeo (Just messing around with this one, lol.) Gorgeous (She still doesn't understand why this term is mostly used to compliment women.) Prince (This originates from her other female form, but it stuck and she likes it.) Kado's Nicknames for Vax: Sexy (Flirting.) (Ryah uses this as well.) Short Stuff (Messing around, he's taller than Vax.) Vax (Obviously his name.) Romeo (Just messing around with this one, lol.) Lhynn's Nicknames for Vax: Prince (To collaborate on his Princess name for her.) Thief. (She uses this to tease him and it's practically universal, but Kado doesn't use it because he's more for the flirty obvious nicknames.) Gorgeous (Doesn't care for the gender bias, he is quite literally gorgeous in her eyes.) Romeo (Just messing around with this one, lol.)

Okay, that's it! Hopefully, I didn't miss anyone, lol! I love these nicknames, but some of them need serious workshopping! If you guys have any ideas, let me know!

[fluff-n-cookies]

CAT MEMES I REBLOGGED

credit to those who made them. this is entirely for me so when I'm bored I can look through these.

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cat meme masterlist 2#!!!

[aash-the-fucking-question-mark]

how can i look at you

its like a slap across my face

i wont give in to temptation

like a weak man may

for i am a women

thought of this while pumping my brother's birthday balloons 💕 at 6:25 pm on 23 March. Without having swear words in my post it makes me feel posh and fancy and like someone from the 80's <3 love

also I need help finishing this btw, so a little context there is this guy and he's kinda cute but… my friend fancied him a little 🤏 and that means I can't take her man! I CAN NOT!! definitely not when they look so cute together but she says she is over him since she thought he was Korean but wasn't.

[ilumin]

I'm crying, they're so silly