#i'll never snitch on you daddy

[deathlysallows]

Sebastian Sallow aged up to his 20's

Part 2 because I could NOT stop thinking about him..

[dixons-sunshine]

(Masterlist updated 2024/04/30)

★ You can just call me Krys.

★ I'm a woman and I go by she/her pronouns.

★ I like to read and I write stories, although I feel like they're not that good.

★ I love a lot of things, including The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Marvel, Stranger Things and a lot of other things.

★ My comfort character is Daryl Dixon.

★ My favourite seasons in The Walking Dead are seasons 2 and 6.

★ Richonne is my favourite TWD ship.

★ Snakes and spiders can go to hell.

★ Proud owner of one hyperactive, annoying, loving dog and a couple of cats who love me one minute, then hate me the next.

★ English and Math nerd.

★ I have a huge tendency to ramble, so I apologise in advance if I do.

★ I love to interact with everyone online, but I'm too awkward to reach out first.

★ I'm always down to discuss theories, headcannons or anything else. Just inbox or DM me!

★ I write whenever I have time, so I might post very frequently or every once in a while.

★ I don't tolerate any racism, sexism, xenophobia, homophobia, hate language, etc. This blog is a safe space for everyone!

★ I'll keep on adding as I write.

★ This does not include my stories written in 2022.

★ Fluff—❤️ Angst—💔 Smut—🔥 Suggestive—👀

The Walking Dead

DARYL DIXON

ONE SHOTS:

Scooby Snacks With Your Whiskey ❤️

You Are My Sunshine ❤️

In SICKNESS And In Health ❤️

Daryl Dixon x Pregnant!Reader headcannons ❤️

I Found You 💔❤️

Sleepy Time ❤️

Something To Prove 💔❤️

Daryl Dixon x Mom!Reader With Baby Headcannons ❤️

Hazelnut ❤️

Daddy's Little Girl ❤️

Night Terrors ❤️

Pregnant Pause 💔❤️

Spot Of Tea ❤️

Feel The Rhythm In Your Soul ❤️

I'm Right Here 💔❤️

Holding On To You ❤️

Just A Bad Dream 💔❤️

Two Plus Two Makes Four 💔❤️

I Never Lived For The Applause 💔❤️

Cleansing The Mind, The Soul And The Body ❤️

Just Try It ❤️

Run Away With You ❤️

Spa Day ❤️

Daryl Dixon x Former!Celebrity!Fem!Reader Headcannons ❤️

SERIES:

Shopping Spree, Hangout Dreams AU:

Shopping Spree, Hangout Dreams ❤️

Dyeing For The Haircut ❤️

Snitches Get Stitches ❤️💔

Third Time's Not Always The Charm ❤️

Through The Good Times And The Bad 💔❤️

Mouth To Mouth ❤️

Breathe With Me 👀💔❤️

Headcannons ❤️👀/ Headcannons Part Two ❤️👀

A Trip Down Memory Lane ❤️

NEGAN SMITH

ONE SHOTS:

The One That He Wants ❤️👀

Blade 2:

SCUD FROHMEYER:

ONE SHOTS:

Stay Quiet, Pretty Boy 🔥

Apologies, Baby 💔❤️

(More coming soon!)

★ Done with it. ★ Almost done with it. ★Working on it. ★Haven't started on it yet.

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★ First Impressions Don't Always Matter—Young!Daryl Dixon x Young!Fem!Reader (Shopping Spree, Hangout Dreams AU).

★ His Motorcycle Princess—Dad!Daryl Dixon x Fem!Reader.

★ Inner Fury—Daryl Dixon x Fem!Reader.

★ Ins And Outs Of Your Mind—Daryl Dixon x Fem!Reader.

★ My requests are: OPEN.

★ I'm taking requests for:

→ Daryl Dixon

→ Scud Frohmeyer

→ Rick Grimes

→ Michonne Grimes

→ Rosita Espinosa

→ Glenn Rhee

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★ Some tropes/kinks I'm not comfortable with writing is non-con, dub-con, incest, stepcest, pedophilia, pervert!(character), piss kinks, mommy/daddy kinks (won't write it myself, but love reading it in other fics), hardcore degradation, spanking/any bodily harm, cheating (if it's on the reader with the person I'm pairing them with), and fetishes, like foot fetishes for instance. There are a few others as well, but these are the main ones I don't feel comfortable writing.

★ I won't write character x character. I obviously have my favourite ships and characters I feel should get together, but I won't write for ships. It's not something I'm comfortable with.

★ I'll try my best to write every request I can, but remember I have a life outside of Tumblr and it might take me a little while to get to your request.

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[scarisd3ad]

You’re too sweet for me

Pairing - dbf!joel miller x fem!reader

Warnings - age gap (readers in early/mid 20’s and Joel’s at least in his late 30’s/early 40’s), cursing, angst

Masterlist

A/N - can’t get hoziers new song out my head, and can’t get the fact that it’s so Joel miller coded out my head either.

I'm standing in Joel Miller's living room, arms crossed over my chest, eyes watering, wishing I could just disappear. It's 2 pm on a Tuesday, which means my father and his daughter, the two people we didn't want to know about our relationship, are working. "Y/N, you're too young for me," he says, standing about 4 feet away from me. I wasn't too young for him when he was balls deep inside of me two days ago, so why all of a sudden was I too young?

"Why now?" I ask, his brows furrow as he asks, "Huh?" I roll my eyes. "Why now?! Did someone find out?" he sighs, arms resting on his hips as he says, "Tommy, he found out. he's threatenin' to tell your daddy unless we break this off," he says, gesturing to the both of us. Tommy Miller is again the world's biggest snitch. "can't we just lie?" I ask, blinking back tears as Joel takes a few steps towards me.

His hands rest against my upper arms, both thumbs caressing the supple flesh beneath my cotton tee shirt. "You should find someone your own age. Someone you can actually have a future with." My eyes fill with tears once again as I plead, "Please. I want a future with you."

He shakes his head. "We can't, y'know that." Joel was obviously older, in his late 30s, and me in my 20s. I was closer in age to his daughter than him, but that didn't mean we couldn't be together. "Please, Joel," I say, hands grasping at his arms. "Honey, we aren't anything alike; tell me, did you think this was ever going to be anything other than sex?" and just like that, my heart breaks in two. Tears flood my eyes and stream down my face.

Maybe he knew something I didn't; with all the years he had on me, maybe he learned something in one of those I hadn't yet. Perhaps he could see into the future and wanted to save me from himself, but I still can't take it without shedding a few tears. "I love you, Joel," I admit through tears. His mouth is left a gap as he stares down at me, tears streaming down my cheeks. I can almost hear his brain tick, tick, ticking as he thought. "Baby…" he shakes his head, "you don't love me. Kid, you don't know what love is,"

I feel more angry than sad. "Don't call me kid," I mutter as I pull myself out of his arms. How could he say I was incapable of loving someone yet loving him yet. I didn't need to live a million years to know I love him. "c'mon, you're just too sweet for me. We're too different." I was the sunshine, the light of everyone's day, and he was the rain clouds rolling in to ruin everyone's day. I quickly wipe my eyes before turning around to walk out of his house. "don't come crawling back," I mutter to myself as he shouts, "You know we can't be together without ruining both of our families."

The egotistical part of me wants to say I'm the best thing he'll ever have, but I know that's not true. I know there's going to be some age-appropriate woman who comes and sweeps him and his whole family off his feet. A girl who will single-handedly make him forget all about me. A woman, my dad, will talk about how 'good she is for him' and how 'this is it for him, I know it.' a woman I will try to force myself to hate, but I'll never be able to. She'll be the best thing he'll ever have, and I'll just be a fuzzy memory in the back of his head.

[hihimissamericanbi]

what’s the best smut you’ve ever read?

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED. I WAS MADE FOR THIS MOMENT.

Non non you know I can't pick just one/rank my beloveds like that. So I'll throw a few atcha that always come up for me, again and again. If you hang out with me a lot, they probably won't surprise you.

And to any creators I tag who have seen me rec these things over and over again. Hi let's get married.

Mmmmwah! Enjoy! <3

Quebecois by @we-are-swearwolves

Sirius/Logan (Sweater Weather by @lumosinlove), Sirius/Remus

34K words

The first two chapters are the bulk of the smut. Canon ships with consensual/ethical friends fucking, everyone loves each other, porn with GIANT feelings, heeling through sex, exhibitionism.

Scorch by @theresthesnitch

James/Lily/Other

11K words

Devil's threesome. So much consent and enthusiasm and dirty talk. Yes I know I LITERALLY just referenced this fic but I am never getting off Snitch's dick okay don't come for me. Or do heh.

collarbones like a bow, skin an arrow to the heart by @lqtraintracks

NB Gin/Pansy

4K words

"Are you packing, daddy?"

For Queen And Country by Quietlemonhush

Sirius/Remus, James/Regulus

***A/B/O***

6K words

This whole series is one of my all-time faves. Fucking hilarious and hot. There are podfics available too.

i've got diamonds in my eyes (for you) by @crushofdoves

Sirius/Remus

6K words

ALL THE FEELINGS trans joy hot hot hot they are in LOVE. Sirius is Gender. Remus is Besotted.

Keep Your Hands on Me by @tenthousandyearsx

Draco/Harry

21K words

This author and I currently have an adorable meet-cute miscommunication thing going on (hiii <3) so it's extra spicy for that reason alone. Read the tags. You'll know why I recc it :D.

Last but not least:

My own shit!!! :D If I am truly asked to pick my favorite smut ever, I'm going to pick my own stuff. It doesn't get more tailored to one's tastes than that! Don't hate the player hate the game idk.

Many many blessings to you, Non Non, for asking such an important question, for all of humanity, really. We are all indebted to you.

[dante-mightdie]

So, focusing on Shady Time Simon™️, what does it look like when things are tough for he and reader, and bluecollar!Simon has to hit the streets again? Especially if reader is doing her best to have his back?

Imma be real, I’d support the hell out of him getting us over that hump by being the perfect trap queen until he was done(🫢🫣).

no fr because i'll never snitch on daddy, i'll hold a brick for daddy

content warning: weed, drug-dealing, drug-usage, smut

lounging around on his sofa when he has 'customers' over, joint between your lips as you scroll through your phone or sitting on his lap wearing nothing but his shirt and a pair of panties whilst he counts out his cash <3

passenger princess when he goes to drop-offs, feet up on his dashboard and all your favourite snacks in the glovebox and obviously you get to control the music

sleepy, stoned sex with your criminal bf <3 netflix on in the background as he lazily drags your hips up and down his slick cock, precum and slick staining both yours and his thighs...

filling your pussy with his cum and making you sit on his dick to keep it warm and snug inside your wet cunt, his fingertips trailing up and down your spine before leaning over to roll another spliff...

[not-goldy]

And in their final goodbye, Jk takes one last opportunity to close his eyes and raise a quick sly eyebrow while Jimin caresses his head in front of their momma's and daddy's salad. Good ol' JK. Leave it to him to make me smile while I'm trying to have a break down. Never change JK. Never change. I'm gonna miss this chaotic duo so much. They'll have each other. They'll be near Jin and seeing how they are where Jin started out and is currently and how Jin hasn't lost his spunk or goofy trolling attitude and even funnier now. It gives me somewhat a bit of peace and hope. Counting down the days til we get these two back. They'll get through this and we're gonna get through this Goldy and Jikookers. We're gonna get through this.

I don't know how this long distance no contact relationship will work

I guess I'll have to make my own Christmas songs from now on😭😭😭😭😭

No more Christmas I love you songon songon 🥲

Will make my own songs and butcher the lyrics

I miss them and want to write to them at the end of every month with an update on the things that go on in the Fandom.

Yes I'm snitching on everyone

Looking forward to the Jikook that comes out after 18 months with you 💜

[orpheusredux]

Hi there! 💚 I, umm, wanted to ask about questions 23, 50, and 60 for the ask Eddie thing? Please? Thank you!

Hi! Thanks for being our first response to this call out! Just a reminder, these questions and responses are STRICTLY 18+, do not ask or comment or even look if you are a minor. Anyway, I just got Eddie's reply so I'll pass it over to him:

Hi @lucrezia-thoughts, hiiii. I like your pink hair, Princess. 

OK, whaddaya got for Daddy? 

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

What’s a text? Like a book? I once requested a copy of Lace by Shirley Conran at Hawkins High Library. Have you read it? It’s fuckin’ filthy. The clueless librarian actually got it in and like, 27 people had read it before someone snitched… and I got six weeks of Saturday detention. Totally worth it to see old Higgins’ face when he read the first chapter. 

That book was an education. A really fucked up education, but an education. 

I’ve never sent a dirty picture to anyone, but like the idea of taking dirty pictures. I’m something of a dirty pictures connoisseur, actually. Hustler, Penthouse, just the classics. Playboy is a little too art house for my tastes, but you know… any porn in a storm. 

I was seeing this girl for a little while, she lived in town and she was a - let’s call her a professional lady - anyway, she always had a bunch of polaroids around because she had this one client who liked to take pictures of her while they were, you know, conducting a loving and consensual business transaction? But she didn’t want to use an ordinary camera and then send the film to the fucking mini mart to get developed by some spotty, clammy handed teen who’s rip a few for himself, right? So, Moneybags bought her a polaroid. She says it’s great because he can snap away all day, it uses up all their time and she doesn’t have to blow him. That dame is one clever business woman. 

She let me take a snap of her boobs, once. It’s hidden in my copy of Lace, back at the trailer. She wanted to take one of my bare ass, so I let her. Fuck knows where that is. I like to think of it mixed in with the ones her client takes of her so he finds it one day and it drives him fuckin’ insane wondering whose lilywhite globes they are.

I gotta say, there was something pretty sexy about the whole thing, being naked, and being looked at, being appraised. And then knowing you look so good someone wants to capture that forever. That’s fuckin’ hot. But, like I say… don’t let any old jerk see your Polaroids. Gotta be discerning. 

50: How would you feel about taking someone's virginity?

I don’t want to get too philosophical here, but I’m not really into the whole virginity thing? I’m not religious, I dont think sex is dirty or nasty, or that breaking your fucking - what is it called? - your fucking hymen is some magical thing that means you’re a different person from the one you were when it was still intact. And I sure as shit don’t think losing it means you’re ruined. I don’t think you can have too much sex, or too little of it. It feels fuckin’ good, man. Just do it - or don’t, I don’t care. 

There are some, like, purity ring girls at Hawkins who are super into it, I guess. And that’s cool. But they always seem super frustrated with life to me, and like they use being “pure” to make other girls feel like shit, which way nastier than fucking the entire basketball team (even Jason fucking Carver), if you ask me. Also Becky Simpson, who was the head purity ring cheerleader or whatever let me finger her under the bleachers in 8th grade, so… you know, take everything they say with a grain of salt. 

Now, having said all that, if you want to talk about being someone’s first, about being the chosen one, who will usher them, pussy first, into the miraculous, mystical, magical world of orgasms? Then I, Edward James Munson, am your man. 

It is a fucking honour to be that person, not to mention a fucking responsibility. 

Like, you’re pretty much setting up their sexual expectations for the next however long. And what’s more, they will never, ever forget you, so you have got to be  - I was going to say good, but no pressure or anything. It’s just that you owe it to them to make it as relaxed, and pleasurable - and not shitty - as you can, right? 

Picture it like this: you’re the driving instructor, and this is their first time behind the wheel. You screw this up and they might never drive again. They might hate driving. They might even be slightly traumatized by it. You do not want to be the piece of shit who made some little sweetie terrified of parallel parking for the rest of her life, right? 

No, you want her rolling out of that lesson like Niki fucking Lauda at Le Mans, 1966 - all four wheels on fire. Is this the least sexy metaphor for sex ever? Yes it is. Fuck, I’m so sorry. 

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

OK, so I would - naturally - fuck Steve Harrington. I mean… who wouldn’t? You’ve seen him, right? You know of whom I speak? I mean, the hair, the other hair, on the chestal region, the face. Who knew being mildly bewildered and disgruntled 24/7/365 could be so attractive? 

I’m not into dudes in the ordinary course of things, I've only been in love once and that - that was with a girl. I'd - ah - I'd rather not talk about that.

But like, I’m not against the whole idea of dudes liking dudes? Each to their own. Wayne’s never married, and like…the rest of the family has nothing to do with him because of who he is - which, let me tell you speaks highly of the old man. Wayne’s no different from any other guy. Like I don’t know know that he digs dudes, or whatever, we’ve never discussed it. But he’s never had a girlfriend in the whole time I’ve lived with him, and Wayne Munson is a fucking catch. 

Having said all this, I’m only assuming I would be into guys if I woke up and I was a girl. Why am I assuming that? Hmmm… this sexuality thing is weird. Maybe I’d be into girls? Maybe both? 

Anyway, the thing is, Harrington is the least dickish guy I know. Like I know for a fact Rick would bone me as a girl - we’re stoners, so we’ve had this conversation several times -  but I also know it would be terrible. Harrington would at least give it some thought and consideration. He’d put on the moves, you know? Give me the full boyfriend experience. Coz if I know anything in this miserable life, it’s that Steve Harrington fucks. 

2. I would fuck Harrington again. But this time, I’d be on top - for fucking science, OK?  

3. I would casually suggest an FWB arrangement for the purpose of mutual education and gratification, to Robin - I don’t think I’d be her type though. But like, everyone needs to practice, right?

4. Hard to tell, either a threesome with Robin and Steve, or running for my life from Robin and Steve for sexually harrassing them. Harrington can be kind of uptight.  

5. Steve again. I think that would just about cover it.

____

A lot of love for our boy Steveo there, Eds. Nice.

Check out the list of questions if you want to ask Eddie anything. And don't forget to check out my AO3 and my masterlists.

Also, I hate to ask, but would you consider reblogging? It really does help!

(CAVEAT: Y'all know this isn't really Eddie, right? Because he is a fictional character. This is a writing exercise. I have no connection or relationship to the Duffers or Stranger things. I'm just fooling around)

[welcomefortune]

I finally finished my Larycent playlist because these two make me feral.

Tongues & Teeth

Oh, I will ruin you. It's a habit. I can't help it. I know that you mean so well but I am not a vessel for your good intent. I will only break your pretty things. I will only wring you dry of everything. And if you're fine with that, I will poison all your happy thoughts. I will love you like the ashes in my cigarette box.

The Fruits

My love, are you the devil? ... My love, you're something special, I've never met someone like you. You'd make me fall from heaven but I know just what I do. "Devil," you call me but seems to be enjoying the fruits of my labour that came to me too young when he stole my virtue. I'm glad it seems to serve you that I was born a daughter and not a son for if I'm going down I guess I'll take you with me. Screaming birds sound an awful lot like singing and I will tell you now that I'm not even singing there's no escape for some least of all for me. I feel your lips kissing my feet, but even so.

Don't Blame Me

Halo, hiding my obsession. I once was poison ivy, but now I'm your daisy. And baby, for you, I would fall from grace.

Fly On The Wall

Don't you wish that you could see me every second of the day? That way you could have no doubt that baby I would never stray. Don't you wish that you could be a fly on the wall? A creepy little, sneaky little fly on the way. All my precious secrets, yeah, you know them all.

Curses

Every word I say is kindling, but the smoke clears when you're around. Won't you stay with me, my darling, when my walls start burning down? This house says my name like an elegy, echoing where my ghosts all used to be. There's still cobwebs in the corners and the backyard's full of bones.

Pomegranate Seeds

I get what I want, one way or another. I'll own your heart and soul, my lover, six feet under. Kore, kore, fauna and flora, how did you get your throne? You made a deal, traded daffodils for a kingdom of ash and bone.

Criminal

He is a villain by the devil's law. He is a killer just for fun. That man's a snitch and unpredictable. He's got no conscience, he's got none.

Partners in Crime

If the heat comes close enough to burn then we're burning this place to the ground cause you'll never take us alive. We swore that death will do us part, they'll call our crimes a work of art. We'll live like spoiled royalty, lovers and partners in crime.

Poison & Wine

You only know what I want you to. I know everything you don't want me to. Your mouth is poison, your mouth is wine. You think your dreams are the same as mine.

Ivy

I wish to know the fatal flaw that makes you want to be magnificently cursed. He's in the room, your opal eyes are all I wish to see. He wants what's only yours. Oh, goddamn. My pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand. Taking mine, but it's been promised to another. ... He's gonna burn this house to the ground. How's one to know? I'd live and die for moments that we stole on begged and borrowed time so tell me to run or dare to sit and watch what we'll become and drink my husband's wine.

After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)

What's that look on your face? You're horrified. You think I'm a monster. For doing your dirty work. You think love is stainless and pure but beneath all the fantasy there's filth and there's gore.

Green Green Dress

Deep, dark velvet hugs your silhouette, black silk stockings, you're my Juliet, soft, long hair, baby, beautiful eyes cool me down before I jump into your thighs. The green, green dress 20 buttons and a strap, the green, green dress what a pleasure to unwrap green dress, oh, what it can do what the green, green dress does to me on you me on you.

Good Girls Go Bad

I know your type, you're daddy's little girl. Just a take a bite let me shake up your world cause just one night couldn't be so wrong. I'm gonna make you lose control. ... Boy you're dangerous. You're that guy I'd be stupid to trust, but just one night couldn't be so wrong.

[bubmyg]

i was on tiktok a few weeks ago and some 14 year old made a video saying "we can't date, i'm 14" and it was the "i'll never snitch on you daddy" audio and there was so many minors in the comments saying shit like age is just a number

that is so. utterly concerning and also how is that not against TikTok’s tos when they shadow ban literally anyone else for anything elsewjdjwkdjdk

[deke-rivers-1957]

Jacklin The Seeker

I wake up early so I can get ready for Gryffindor's first Quidditch game. Even though I won't be officially playing, I still think it's appropriate to follow the same routine as the rest of the team.

"Good morning, Tiger. Are you ready for breakfast?"

Tiger meows from inside of his cage.

"In that case, I'll let you out of your cage for a while."

I unlock Tiger's cage and start to prepare his food. Tiger starts to stretch out and walk around on my bed.

"I have your food ready now, Tiger."

He gets off the bed and starts eating as I start getting dressed in my robes.

"Now you behave while I'm gone, Tiger."

He meows quietly as he eats his food in peace. I leave my dorm room and make my way to the boys' dorm room to see if Toby's awake yet.

"Zzzzz."

I see Toby sprawled out on his bed, lips parted as he sleeps. I realize that to entertain myself until breakfast, I should study my Quidditch book. While I'm more than familiar with the rules, it never hurts to go over special techniques and plays far above my skillset. It helps me learn how to train and prepare should the need arise.

"The Wronksi Feint: A Seeker from high above dives down, sharply, as if to collect the Snitch, causing the opposing Seeker to chase after him, only to pull up at the last second, causing the opposing Seeker to crash into the ground below."

I shake my head knowing I never want to intentionally hurt another player. A play like that is shameful and should be banned. If you see the Snitch, you follow it. You shouldn't have to resort to injuring another player as a means of getting an advantage.

"Ngh ah. Mornin, Jacklin. Yer up early."

I look up and see Toby coming out from his dorm room yawning. He sits down next to me while he rubs his eyes.

"Good morning, Toby. Our first Quidditch game is today and I don't want to be caught off guard."

"Ok. How important is it tha' yer team wins?"

"I can definitely say it isn't a life and death situation. The team with the most number of points by the end of the season, wins the Quidditch Cup. The winner of each match gets 50 points for the House Cup."

"Ohhh. Makes sense."

We walk down with the rest of Gryffindor to the Great Hall for breakfast. As we eat I hear the sound of Arthur flying in with a small package.

"Oh. Thank you, Arthur."

He flies away and I look at the label.

"Who's it from, Jacklin?"

"It's from my father. I was wondering why he didn't send me anything for my birthday."

"Open it. Open it."

I open the package and there's a letter attached to the small box.

"He specifically waited until my present was finished before sending it. It was custom made while he was in Paris and is supposed to wish me luck for my first Quidditch match."

"Wow. Wha'd he get ya?"

I open the small box and Toby's eyes widen.

"Whoa! Ya got a bird bow."

"I think it's also meant to be similar to the Golden Snitch. The wings are golden even though the hair clip is green."

"Do ya know bout humminbirds?"

I think for a tick to make sure I know what Toby is asking.

"No we don't have hummingbirds in this part of the world. Are they small?"

"Yeah they're real small. Ah thought yer daddy sent ya one cause a how it looked."

"Oh. Well it definitely looks lovely. I'll put it on after breakfast and send my father a thank you letter."

"Ok."

We go back to eating breakfast until it's time for our free period.

Time Skip (Toby's POV)

We have lunch an Ah'm gettin excited bout mah first game a Quidditch. Ah still dunno the names a all the balls they use but Ah wanna cheer fer Gryffindor.

"Ah jus can't stop starin at yer bird bow, Jacklin."

"Is that so? Why do you think that is?"

"Cause Ah know it ain't a real bird but it jus looks so much like one."

Ah see 'er smile an Ah hope it ain't cause she thinks Ah'm a dummy.

"Yes the wings definitely make it stand out. I have no idea if this was my father's design or the one who made this clip. I'll definitely be sure to ask him when I send my letter with Arthur tomorrow."

"Makes me wonder though why ya don't use it ta tie all yer long hair up cause yer gonna be flyin round a lot."

"Well. It's because my mother likes to stick to the Veela tradition of keeping our hair long and untied. Veela hair is so valuable in Bulgarian culture, that we can't even cut our hair unless it becomes a hazard. It's only when we become fully grown that Veela women can design their hair anyway they want. Veela men are very rare so they don't have to follow that same rule."

Ah take a sec ta think bout all that.

"Well at least ya ain't gettin yer hair caught in doors cause Ah'm sure yer ma'd be upset ya didn't tell 'er bout it bein a problem."

"She did say in my birthday letter that she will see if it needs to be cut during the Christmas holidays."

"Ok."

Time Skip

"I'll be sitting with Professor McGonagall, Toby. She wants me to be ready in case our regular Seeker gets injured."

Ah look over at Jacklin an' Ah smile.

"Yeah, okay, Ah'll be watchin' ya from tha stands."

"I think you'll get a better view watching the game since I'm not playing yet."

"Really? But, if somethin' happens ta tha Seeker can ya go in, then?"

"That's right."

"Ok 'cause Ah really wanna support ya."

"I know you do, Toby. Maybe you can make a banner for the team."

Ah figure Jacklin deserves somethin' special for bein' real patient wit’ me, so Ah start tryin’ ta think of anythin' Ah can do fer her, but Ah dunno nothin' bout banner-makin' an’ Ah ain’t got no ideas.

"I know it's a little late to get it ready for this game but I think wearing your House scarf would be enough. I'm sure some of the older students already have things prepared."

"Ah guess wearin' tha House scarf could be enough, but Ah know, if Ah woulda been real smart, Ah coulda figured somethin' else out."

Ah look down at mah feet an' try real hard ta stop feelin’ so disappointed in mahself for not bein' good ta Jacklin.

"You don't need to feel bad about it, Toby. I didn't think of it myself until today."

Ah look up an' nod mah head.

"Yeah, yer right."

"At least we can sit together when Gryffindor isn't playing. Our next match isn't until March."

Ah smile wider. It ain’t really wha' Ah was lookin’ fer, but Ah’m just tryin’ ta feel better.

"Now let's walk down to Madam Hooch's office. I have to pick up my broomstick."

"Broomstick?"

"Oh yes I forget to tell you. Professor McGonagall and Madam Hooch gave me special permission to use one of the training brooms."

We finish walkin down ta get 'er broom.

"So when ya say trainin broom ya mean tha brooms we use in Flyin classes?"

"Yes of course. It isn't a fancy model since it's only meant to be used to teach, but it still serves well in a pinch."

Ah look at tha broomstick real close.

"Well, that don’t look like no regular broomstick ta me."

Ah hope tha sounds alright ta Jacklin. Ah just want her to know she got a real nice broomstick, ‘cause Ah think she would be embarrassed to be flyin’ somethin' lame.

"At least next next year we'll be able to get something different. What type of broom would you want to get, Toby?"

Ah think real hard ta try an' come off as someone who got tha confidence an' knows tha answers to all a the questions. But Ah don’t think it’s workin’.

"Ah dunno, ‘cause Ah’ve only ever been on tha one broom we use fer Flyin."

"Oh yes that's right, you don't handle it well. You would want a broom that’s safe and reliable."

"Yeah."

"I think you should get the Bluebottle. It's a family model so you and your Pop can safely fly together on the same broom."

Ah look at Jacklin an' Ah can feel tha relief floodin' through mah veins.

"Yeah, tha seems like a good choice ta me."

"Now for me, I would want something that's fast yet controllable. Probably the latest Cleansweep or Comet series. The Nimbus series is just too fast to control."

"Ah guess tha makes sense."

We make it outside ta the stands an Ah feel real cold. It's like Ah'm takin our midnight Astronomy classes durin the day. Ah see a bunch a grown ups who ain't teachers.

"Jacklin who're all 'em people in the stands."

"Oh those are members of powerful wizard families and donors to St. Mungo's Hospital. Headmaster Dumbledore personally invites them to attend the first Quidditch game of the season."

Ah look round the stands.

"Yer dad here? He oughta be if he's one a the wizard kings."

"No he only attends international events held at the school. My father is way too busy doing ambassador work across Europe to attend Quidditch matches."

"How's that work?"

"My father has been meeting with wizards from other countries ever since the darkest wizard in recent British history, Voldemort was defeated. Voldemort's plan was to eliminate all human born wizards in existence. He would've started in the UK, then France, then slowly all of Europe."

"Whoa."

This sure is a lot ta take in. Ah ain't realized this' real serious.

"When he goes on his trips, he builds and maintains alliances. That way if any country ever had a sudden uprising, they could call on allies to help."

"Ok."

Ah see McGonagall come up ta us.

"Come with me, Miss Gryffindor."

"Yes, Professor McGonagall. Well Toby, I'll see you after the game."

Ah watch Jacklin walk over ta where she's gonna sit wit' Professor McGonigal.

"Yeah. Yeah, Ah'll see ya after tha game."

Ah turn round ta walk back toward tha Gryffindor section an' Ah remember tha banner Ah was gonna make. One a the bigger kids nudges me.

"Wouldja like to hold our flag? I gotta help me mates hold our banner."

"Ok. Ah reckon it’s jus holdin’ it up, right?"

"Yeah mate, ya just hold it and wave it 'round for Gryffindor."

Ah take tha flag an Ah hold it up an’ try ta wave it 'round like tha last flag holder Ah saw.

"Am Ah doin good?"

"Yeah yer doing great."

There's a loud whistle noise.

"Captains prepare to recieve the Quaffle on my whistle. 3. 2. 1. GO!"

Madam Hooch tosses the soccer ball in the air an both Quidditch captains start goin fer it.

"And the game is underway! Slytherin just barely gets possession of the Quaffle!"

Ah hear the announcer's voice an can feel all tha Gryffindor fans stare at me. Ah try ta stay calm an’ not screw up tha flag holdin’ job.

"Captain Marcus Flint makes his move up the pitch! He's aiming to score with the Quaffle!"

Ah watch the Slytherin player fly real close an throw the ball. Jacklin's captain flies in front a the hoop.

"Captain Oliver Wood knocks the Quaffle away! No points for Slytherin as Chaser Alicia Spinnet gains possession for Gryffindor!"

Ah hold the flag up an’ wave it ‘round like tha last flag holder Ah saw.

"Alicia Spinnet passes the Quaffle to Angelina Johnson! Angelina Johnson swerves past a Bludger and throws it in the hoop past Miles Bletchley! Gryffindor scores!"

Everybody in Gryffindor's cheerin fer Angelina scorin first.

"Gryffindor's Seeker, Sean Lee spots the Snitch with Terence Higgs following right behind him! A bludger comes flying towards Lee and he dodges it successfully."

Ah keep holdin' up tha flag an' wavin' it 'round.

"Sean Lee makes an attempt to grab the Snitch but is blocked by Captain Marcus Flint! That's going to be a foul on Slytherin!"

All a Gryffindor cheers while all a Slytherin boos. Suddenly Ah start ta see a vision a Jacklin strugglin ta hold onta 'er broom.

"Jacklin?"

Ah look round an let out a sigh of relief when Ah see 'er still sittin wit McGonagall. Ah look back to tha game an' Ah wave tha flag again. Ah wish Ah hadn’t had tha vision, but Ah gotta focus on mah flag wavin.

"Gryffindor's Alicia Spinnet lines up for the penalty throw! She takes aim and the Quaffle goes right into the hoop!"

Gryffindor cheers an Ah'm lookin real closely at the weird soccer ball. Somehow it kinda teleports back ta the Slytherin side cause it's their turn ta have it.

"Gryffindor's up 20-0 as Sean Lee's still following the Snitch! But wait a Bludger crashes right into his broomstick! It shatters from the impact and Lee's falling to the ground!"

Ah watch Ah’ve watched the black ball hit tha broomstick an’ tha boy crash ta tha ground. Ah really don’t want anythin’ bad ta happen ta Jacklin, so Ah gotta figure this out real fast. Ah turn an see Jacklin gettin on 'er. Ah'm real nervous.

"With Sean Lee out of the game, it's up to Jacklin Gryffindor to take his place! Boy is she a cutie!"

Ah hear Jacklin’s name gettin' announced. Ah look at tha flag Ah’m still holdin’. Ah’m still so confused bout how Ah can help 'er. Ah feel like Ah gotta get out there an' do somethin’ ta protect Jacklin.

"Jacklin Gryffindor immediately takes her position high in the air looking for the Snitch! There's a Bludger coming her way as she's flying!"

Ah look over at tha pitch an’ Ah see Jacklin flyin’ in tha middle. Suddenly Ah get tha bad feelin’ again as Ah watch it headin’ right fer Jacklin’s broom!

"Unbelievable! Jacklin flips over her broom and dodges the Bludger like she's been playing Quidditch for years! What a talent!"

Ah see Jacklin flips tha broom over an’ dodge it. Ah watch as Jacklin flips tha broom back ta tha right side an’ continues 'er search.

"What's this?! Jacklin Gryffindor's losing control of her broom! Slytherin is taking advantage of Gryffindor's concern and is racking up points! It's now 60-20 Slytherin!"

Ah watch as Jacklin struggles ta stay on tha broomstick as it bucks ‘round. Slytherin's all cheerin an Ah dunno if it's cause they're winnin or cause they wanna see 'er fall. Ah know Ah gotta do somethin’ even if Ah don’t know what it is, Ah gotta try somethin’.

"Here take this!"

Ah give tha flag to tha student next ta me an’ Ah run over ta Professor McGonagall's seat. Ah reach over tha railing of her seat an’ Ah grab her arm.

"Mr. Kwimper what on earth is going on?"

Ah take a minute ta think, Ah try hard ta say tha right thing that will make her take me seriously. Ah flap mah hand a bit ta help me think when Ah got it.

"Professor McGonagall, someone's jinxin Jacklin's broom while she's tryin’ ta catch tha Snitch! We have ta help 'er!

Ah don’t know if tha’s tha right thing ta say, but Ah feel tha urgency. Ah hope she understands how important it is.

"What exactly do you expect me to do?"

"Jus look at 'er! She's barely hangin onta 'er broom!"

Ah look over at Jacklin an' see her holdin’ on fer dear life.

"It's a rogue Bludger! Watch out in the stands people!"

Ah hear the announcer as Ah dive ta the floor. Ah kinda crash inta tha professors an’ Ah look over at Jacklin. Somehow the broom stops movin weird.

"Amazing! Jacklin Gryffindor manages to gain control of her broom again! You can all rest easy boys!"

Ah help McGonagall stand back up cause Ah feel bad bout knockin 'er over.

"I understand what you mean, Mr. Kwimper. This is a situation that must be investigated. At the very least it is most peculiar to see a bucking broom suddenly stop as soon as the Bludger flew into the stands. I can assure you that it will be taken care of so for now please go back to your seat."

"Yes ma'am."

Ah go on back ta mah seat. Ah hope tha professor knows Ah didn't mean no harm by it. Ah sit next ta tha other student who Ah gave tha flag to an' Ah watch tha game play out without any further incident.

"After what could have been a disaster, Jacklin Gryffindor shakes it off! She sees the Snitch again and gives chase!"

All a Gryffindor's cheerin ta see 'er get back on 'er broom. Ah take a breath cause Ah'm feelin better now.

"Despite only having a training broom she’s dodging Bludgers left and right! But wait here comes the Slytherin’s Seeker, Terence Higgs! Both Seekers spot the Snitch as it makes a nose dive to the ground!"

Ah wonder what's gonna happen, but Ah’m on tha edge a mah seat.

"The Snitch is getting dangerously close to the ground but neither Seeker’s letting up! We have a game of chicken in this match!"

Ah hear tha danger an Ah'm not sure what he means by 'game a chicken', but Ah know it's dangerous fer Jacklin.

"Only 5 meters left before someone’s hitting the ground! This Snitch is baiting someone to crash! But wait, Terrence Higgs pulls up leaving Jacklin Gryffindor alone! She needs to make a move fast!"

Ah’m holdin’ mah breath. Ah don't wanna see Jacklin crash.

"She’s still making a grab for it! She flips upside down to grab it and oh no she hits the ground!"

Ah feel mah heart start beatin' a million miles a minute as Ah watch Jacklin hit tha ground. Ah feel tha worry flood mah body an' Ah hold mah breath.

"She’s sitting up but what’s this?! Is that?! Unbelievable! Jacklin Gryffindor has the Snitch!"

The tension jus flies right outta mah body an' Ah start cheerin' along wit tha rest of tha crowd. Ah feel tha joy flood mah system an Ah feel like huggin' someone ta get rid a tha excitement rushin' through my body.

"Gryffindor wins! 170 to 60!"

Ah watch tha crowd cheer for Jacklin an' tha Gryffindor team. Ah know Ah only played a small part a winnin’. Ah hope Ah did tha right thin’.

Tag list: @arrolyn1114, @aliengoth3, @vintagepresley, @comebackep, @thetaoofzoe, @presleysgirl6, @bigdaddyelvislover, and @mercsandmonsters.

[datrosamelapibus]

A whole set of lore because I was lazy to post on time when it happened

Yesterday his friend of a few years that he once decided to vent to about me and the same girl who told him to break up with me (which later he blocked) has posted a pretty provocative picture and it's worse when I know that she is his type and not only that but she looks way better than me at least in terms of body, she's not skinny, I never wanted to be skinny, the only reason my ED exists is to cope, but in terms of ideal body I have a completely different view, but I could never achieve that since I can barely gain 100 pounds. I still remember how bad my ex was about that. He would constantly compare me to girls with much more weight than me (which got distributed to all the right places) and it sucks knowing I could never achieve that. Anyway I'm going off the point, I called him a pick me over that and it hurt so much that he thought I was dissapointed in him. It hurt, the way he said that made me cry instantly. I have a fear that everyone will betray me and I start hating my closest friends the second they do something slightly againt my views. I eventually get over it but I never forget that I only have one person (my best friend of 11+ years) who NEVER did anything to make me view her differently. We talked a lot last night and I still feel terrible for hurting him with everything I've said. But he did the same thing like that time I cried over what my ex did. He told me to breathe in and out as he counts and it was so cute just like last time. Im genuinely happy. But I will keep an eye on his friend, as I am a very petty individual and even though he blocked her I'm still hurt by the fact he was ever friends and even decided to vent to someone like that about me (for context she's not the best person).

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I got so stressed over my latin exam thinking I'll get a D but I got a B somehow??? Was literally crying and got yelled at by mom lmao

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My friend disappointed me. We've been friends for about 2 years and I genuinely loved her company. We agreed on most things and she's fun to be around, but since we know a lot of people that's where this story starts. I realized a pattern of her constantly rejecting every possible guy, and we casually talk about it and she confirmed to me on several occasions that she's into girls. I've been through my ex making me block her thinking that I'm cheating on him with her even, overall that question has been settled a long time ago. She's kind of a close friend that I really cared about and almost trusted on not disappointing me, untill our mutual friend for no reason at all sent me something. That guy is the ugliest most morally fucked try hard and also kind of desperate, yet acts like a ,,top g" fuck boy or whatever. Overall a very disgusting individual in every way. And what I've seen is her calling him daddy a few months ago. And no she doesn't anymore and she doesn't like him or anyone. He said he doesn't remember the context but I think he's full of shit. I was genuinely disappointed and I lost my respect for her. A few days earlier I snitched on some guy in a gc who talked badly of her telling her not to say anything yet she did, I feel like she's not actually into girls and did and would betray me over a man, so I have not said anything about the recent incident. I don't know what to think honestly.

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My huge fuck up of the day, few days ago I unblocked my recent ex, the one I wrote about, the whole pool incident etc., Well, I needed that Netflix password badly, but I think mom called me and then I went to shower and sleep and completely forgot, so next day I get a call and I instinctively pick up. ,,I'm not blocked anymore?" ,,no" ,,alright just checking...so how are you?" Followed by asking about my current relationship to which I said all positive, but when asking about his he said they have issues where he's basically an asshole towards her, genuinely sucks, anyhow we ended it there. Next day another call where he was crying how she broke up with him, and just said he's going to sleep. So I message him telling him to fix it with her, he didn't reply for a while untill 3rd day comes, we are texting about it, he's drunk and high and what not and is telling me how every aspect of his life is at it's worst. Then it ended on him begging me to come back to which I said obvious No. I felt way too guilty for talking to him in the first place, so I told my boyfriend about it as I promised not to lie anymore. Let's just say it didn't end well.

Silliest update he found my fake profile I made to stalk his terrible friend and I played stupid and he actually believed me lmao, although that bitch doesn't accept my request for days already for whatever reason.

Today he got upset over what I did a few days ago. I hate when he's upset and I hate knowing I am what caused it. He has every right to be upset of course, but I wish sometimes he would let me help and be there for him without attacking me, and If I say anything about how he is at the moment he'll immediately accuse me of trying to turn the blame on him and make him the bad guy which I would never even think of. I love him and I'll never get fed up or anything, I just need to let it out somewhere. No one made me happier than he does so it's better if I keep it in this diary instead of constantly just making everything worse. We quickly made up and he reactivated his old profile from which he texted me jokingly and I made it pretty sexual, to which he got upset again saying what if I was willing to do things with my ex just so that he doesn't tell him that we talked. I am honestly not a very sexual person, as I was only ever pushed into it and forced. I don't have good sexual memories. He knows it and I got pretty comfortable with him, he makes sure I know that I don't and never will have to do anything I don't want to and he makes me feel cared about. I feel safe. But I'm ashamed after what he told me today. Not only this but when I tried to reassure him that it's not true and that I'm not like that he said he doesn't believe it. He keeps pushing this hypersexualized image of me when he's upset and I hate it. I hate being precieved in that way and it hurts the most when the one I feel safe around does that. I still love him but I wish he didn't see me as a whore. I hope one day I can try being that way with him without feeling shame over the way he sees me. He then told me he knows someone who's always sad, his ex, and that, to make us even, he should let her vent. I just give up when I'm too upset honestly so I said go for it. Then he went on telling me how his ex shouldn't suffer in silence as she's been through a lot (her eating disorder) and I told him that I too keep quiet about those things. He was mean to me over my disorder. I told him that by doing all that he'll just trigger me and I don't usually talk about my issues, and as I was about to say how much it hurts that he's implying his ex has it worse he quoted what I said before how it's triggering to be compared or even see someone who has it worse when you have an ED.

So how I talked to my (recent) ex, I unblocked him wanting to ask for a netflix password, which I forgot to do so he stayed unblocked for a few hours, then I woke up and he called, we talked a bit and he was telling me how his new gf sucks, we end it. Next day he calls me crying as I'm oiling my hair to tell me she broke up, to which I texted him saying he should fix it with her. We talk a bit the next day and he's begging me to come back, which I obviously say no to. And guess what, now he's telling my old friend group that I called him instead of the other way around and him and his friends are saying I don't have any friends ☠️

[nu11lar]

NU11LAR'S N$FW MASTERLIST

⭐️ -> nsfw (mdni) 👀 -> suggestive

🪷 -> dark content (proceed with caution)

── JUJUTSU KAISEN

secret affair !? - toji f. x fem! reader ⭐️

missin' you ! gojo s. x fem! reader ⭐️

── BUNGO STRAY DOGS

drunk and nasty ! - chuuya n. x fem! reader ⭐️

── TOKYO REVENGERS

pervert ! - hanma s. x fem! reader ⭐️

── GENSHIN IMPACT

losing control - arataki itto x fem! reader ⭐️

── DRABBLES & THIRSTS

ur fav throatfucking you 🤭 + multi char ⭐️

eating it from da back (wlw) + multi char ⭐️

lazy sex with ur favs + multi char ⭐️

jjk thirst - sugar daddy! toji ⭐️

jjk thirst - make out sesh w/ satoru 👀⭐️

jjk thirst - breeding kink satoru ⭐️

aot thirst - connie is a pussy pleaser ⭐️

tokyo rev thirst - foreplay w/ rindou 👀⭐️

public sex w/ ur favs + multi char ⭐️

── DRAFTS THAT WILL SOON BE PUBLISHED

JUNKIE FT. SANZU HARUCHIYO ⭐️🪷

I'LL NEVER SNITCH ON DADDY (NEVER!) FT. TOJI FUSHIGURO ⭐️🪷

BRAT TAMING 101 FT. NANAMI KENTO ⭐️

[princessclai]

because i am a black widow and brown recluse

arachnid princess

and hybrids and millibrids

I don't know the rest.

etc "

million bride form and i chase you every time

sam and cam c see macon

Fallen Angel Love Triangle

with

dominance and submission

but I'm not an angel. I'm a human until I don't have free will. lol but etc

maybe they make pattern out of 10hr creation poem to categorize me Bukowski

ily bukowski

russiantrashy

ilyrussianshinytrash

diamondintheroughihope

blackdiamondinthesnow

whoknows

Antarctica frostbite hypothermia and die but fire make diamond so maybe antartica make black diamond i hope so

call the greedy conquistadors lol im sure it was genetic until me at least morons

hope it isnt a love triangle between parents and son but at least I'll never meet those descended from and those who will descend from me

... but still they me still and the fathers who u prevented bc i know word proof evidence etc

they not happy u stole our babies lol

as american military potentially christian

too dirty too immoral etc

u in big big trouble someday

mommy and daddy may not love me but

i love mommy black widow

maybe I'm the only one who loves that widow

great

now i have arachnidblackwidowamor so far ugh as brownrecluse hermit antisocial shy girl ugh

omg it looks bad at the federal and cia level and global level omg

i shouldnt have said that cam i shouldn't have looked to the left every time i told the truth ugh omg statistics and stereotypes dumb blondes

i need sherpa beach as hermit crab bc i was human crab and sand hurt my eyes and i was homeless and i cant see without my contacts and sand embedded in them but maybe sand vulture thought my eyes were dead or maybe sand wanted to play slightly pink vanilla bdsm lol chris is sand and sand blonde is sand blonde but omg chris what happened to ur EQ me a snitch i guess premeditated idiot losers fbi cia idiots global terrorism war on drugs war on terrorism sex trafficking human trafficking very sad chris very sad but happy i saw the beauty of ur diversity u didnt deserve lol as Spanish ugh i can't believe bad EQ made me perfectionist again but not my mistake to fix bc i cant ugh no one ever gets a punishment except me and i didn't do anything wrong but somehow i did idk who is playing bdsm games with me lol but i need to know hard and soft limits instead of let my dominant kill me bc im suicidal again bc of him etc well spiritual bdsm with a mistake lol but still maybe he waited too late and i had to be as loyal to him as jesus was to God

oops punish me again idiots at religious level

im blasphemy again

i have one soulmate

me and him

him and me

Him and his version of me I consented to

submissive me and dominant him

submissive her and dominant him

anyway i quit lol romanticism a long time ago and being pessimistic cynic realist sadist deathist extinctmyselfist

[hayakaws]

akihiko + 👅

[melaninenthusiasts]

I just love knowing that Trevante Rhodes is a freaky nigga. Like that shit does something to me.

[chelbequeen]

I really do like all that gangsta shit 💀

But I don't wanna ride. Just let me sit in the cut in the trap with unlimited access to the ganja and the cash

Ima ask too many questions and call you by your government if I roll anyway lol