#i'm Beat

[wildwood-faun]

poured raisin whiskey in my julmust with an apology to its teetotaler inventor. it works really well.

[tudulu]

INKTOBER 2023

[splendiferous-bitch]

thank u moots shshsh i'm done now 🫡🫶🏼

[merofthefae]

Goodnight Tumblr.

[antoncrane]

Work week done -- three day weekend here we come!

[thegrimalldis]

Michelle Pfeiffer by Ethel Cain!

Oh yes, this is another Cora song!

MUNA - Around U

This song! I love it! I feel like this could definitely relate to Margot

Let Down from Radiohead

Another oldie! I'm gonna say Nick for this!

[umberandmochaagate]

I can say I've been healed 🧍🏿‍♀️ after seeing Bugs Habit and him singing my favs like broooooooo

But also what was this 😭🤣

[coldwind-shiningstars]

Re: blorbo from my research, here is my favorite ever case study. I'm obsessed with it.

Summary:

- Guy presents to neurology with muscle issues, very clearly has something going on but diagnostic tests are inconclusive

- History is mostly unremarkable. Key word, mostly. He drinks four liters of plain Earl Grey tea per day. For context this is nearly twice the recommended daily fluid intake. All fluids, to be clear, not just tea. He only drinks tea tho

- Bergamot is known to be phototoxic in high doses (reacts badly on your skin with sunlight)

- APPARENTLY nobody previously has consumed enough of it for it to be widely known that it is also, apparently, mildly toxic to ingest in high doses

- Guy starts drinking plain black tea again. Only 2 liters this time (he didn't have a medical reason to drink that much tea, he just liked it) and so now he's fully recovered

[topbottomswitchblade]

it’s difficult to be a dom with anarchist leanings.

my sub will be like “i have to tell you something... i broke a rule. i’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” and i’m like. rise up comrade you have nothing to lose but your padded restraints. no doms no masters. oh you want me to spank you. yeah i can do that.

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[ahumoki0]

Managed to get my cleaning done before it started raining!!

Gonna let the tortoise loose before he shits everything again 😒

[marlenacantswim]

peter capaldi doctor sitting on a bench going "yeah i had a crush on the master. when he was a boy. and i was also a boy. yeah gender is stupid and ours are better than yours. get on our level. idiot." to his favorite lesbian and then missing his mouth and dropping food all over his lap is actually so iconic.

[spainstateofmind]

[celenawrites]

I'm finally home.

[nouverx]

Vox won the hottest Hazbin Hotel character poll on twitter against Lucifer in the final round and I can't stop thinking about it I love my pathetic TV Girl he deserves it

[dragondawdles]

the beastie <3