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dollyswan · 3 months
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Love being a French prostitute
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youdelight-itolerate · 4 months
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I couldn't find this MST3K clip anywhere, and I NEED it when I'm feeling steady as a goat and flying over trout. And I hope it will show up in searches for the dozens of us, I'm sure, who search for it.
"He is really good!" "Good? He's the BEST!"
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Me: Hey I'm bleeding alot of old blood for a concerningly long time after missing my period due to what was undoubtedly stress for two months. Can I know if this is normal?
Google: Periods while pregnant happen. Maybe don't be fat or underweight? Missing periods is normal.
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(Adding this cause... man all these websites are aggressively woman oriented I'm not getting misgendered more than I already have been)
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garfliedantiii · 5 months
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i'm angry. idk if i wanna cut myself , not eat , bully someone , kill myself or have sex with someone.
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enjolraspermettendo · 10 months
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Scheduling driving lessons only in the morning while being aware that you are always nauseous in the morning is something only fearless people like me can do (I am afraid of everything)
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sweetbunnidreams · 25 days
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townofangels · 3 months
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bigmamag · 1 year
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Ok sorry but why is no one talking about Aziraphale’s most bad ass scene in the entire fucking show? Like yes I know it was hot when he corrected his name when Furfur was butchering it and yes it’s amazing, but how are we all sleeping on the utter majesty of
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My brothers and sister in Christ. The growl. The stance. Did he swap again with Crowley? No, that is pure, raw bastard angel, serving up fresh cunt. If he had been holding his flaming sword in this scene, I would be posting this from the grave. Crowley would have instantly jizzed his pants and fell to the floor useless if he had seen this. This bitch ain’t soft, he’s rock hard and ready to FUCK. YOU. UP.
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mizgnomer · 9 months
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You simply cannot have too much David Tennant
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angelic0verdose · 5 months
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i think having a praise kink is a double edged sword cause on one hand, i get to be called a good boy 24/7.
on the other hand, i could cum instantly just from someone saying that i'm such a good boy for taking their cock so well.
tough times.
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quinn-joseph · 2 months
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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Virgin Territory (2007)
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observinghenrywinter · 2 months
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deadeadeadea · 1 month
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I'm sorry I haven't posted anything these days. Sometimes it happens that I don't feel like doing anything.
Yesterday I had to go out because I had a friend's birthday and this photo in the bathroom.Taking a picture of myself in a place where anyone could walk in and see my tits turned me on a little bit hehe
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rosabell14 · 3 months
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The fact that in house of hades Annabeth is like "Nooo Percy 😭 what you did wasn't good some powers should never be used like that 😰" and then the narrative actively decides to prove her wrong in Blood of Olympus? By having Percy listen to Annabeth's ideology and nearly get killed for it in his fight against Polybotes? He doesn't use his control over poison and nearly dies from it. Had Jason not convinced Kymopoleia to help them, Percy would have died. Listening to Annabeth would have killed Percy.
(and then Percy says that he deserved to die for what happened to Akhlys and Jason is like mood bro and it's never brought up again 😑)
And THEN, in the same damn book Nico literally turns Bryce Lawrence into a ghost and Reyna who has trauma associated with ghosts goes: yeah it was scary and reminded me of my dead abusive dad, but Nico we all have darkness inside of us and we should get to release it. Plus you saved us soooo ☺️
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sweetbunnidreams · 24 days
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a daily struggle
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brandyanna · 3 months
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thought girl summer 𓏲 ࣪₊♡𓂃
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