#i'm completely serious

[a-scattering-of-stars]

The calm before the storm <3

[short-wooloo]

Jar-Jar Binks needs to come back, and he needs to come back in an important way

(NO. I am not talking about darth jar jar, that's stupid fuck off)

Jar-Jar should be the politician who puts the Republic back together after the sequel trilogy, rebuilding, reforming, and fixing it, Jar-Jar Binks, first Chancellor of the reconstituted New Republic

[rydiathesummoner]

Why The Lochs is the best final expansion zone in FFXIV

Whoa whoa whoa put the pitchforks down! Hear me out first! First of all let me explain myself: I'm old. And with age comes shitty eyesight when it comes to the dark. And for some reason FFXIV loooooves its dark areas. Let's go over the final zone for each expansion:

Heavensward: Azys La

I don't really have to explain this one. Azys La looks like the time my cat chewed up the Christmas tree and puked it up.

Shadowbringers: The Tempest

This one would be fine and the winner of Best Endzone if it wasn't green like... everywhere. Yeah I get it, it's sea themed. But not only is it kind of dark, it's all the same color.

Amaurot does make this a tough choice but it's still perpetual nighttime there. It's beautiful, but it's also claustrophobic. That's probably the point, what with it being under the sea and all that. I wish it had a fake sun or something like Labyrinthos did.

Endwalker: Ultima Thule

I both love and hate this zone at the same time. I love the skybox. I loved the story here. But holy hell I can't see where I'm going. I do a lot of hunt trains. I know all the mechanics. I still have no fucking clue what Arch Eta and Fan Ail look like. Are they dragons? People keep howling, are they wolves? No clue! All I can detect is an amorphous black blob that's slightly darker than the dark ground and dark sky. And the thing is, it's totally possible to make things visible in a non sunny environment. I can see fine on Mare Lamentorum because the ground is white. Why couldn't Thancred have imagined an environment where we could you know... see?

Stormblood: The Lochs

Look I know it's boring. It's brown. And just... sand everywhere. But I can fucking SEE. I can see the enemies. I can see where I'm going. I don't get stuck on the rocks because I can see them. Game says hey check out this cave over there? Great, because I can see the fucking cave entrance, rather than spend 20 minutes looking for a dark hole in a dark mountain. It actually has a day/night cycle! Hey look, the sun! It works here! Wow, griffin statues in the distance! I know they are griffins because I can see them!

I really really hope Dawntrail's final zone is in an open air area with a sky and a sun that works. Make the ground literally any other color than grey or black. If they must do a cave, put some LED lights in it for us old folks.

[chronicbeans]

Here's a random fact about myself, because I'm feeling really BLEH today and do not have a random headcanon to share:

I'm a furry. At least, I like to consider myself one lol. I don't have a fur suit or anything like that, and I think I'm absolute trash at drawing animals, much moreso anthropomorphic animals, but I love furry characters. They are such a big part of my life lol. Some of my favorite childhood memories are watching Tom and Jerry, with my fave character being Jerry, which is a part of why my fursona (which I have been trying to learn how to draw) is a mouse. Also, my nickname was mouse as a kid, so I just grew naturally endeared to mice. I also was (and still am) a huge fan of Sonic the Hedgehog, so I think that helped with me becoming a furry.

Don't worry y'all this ain't becoming a furry blog. Just letting any furry haters know before it's too late lol. I haven't seen any on Tumblr tho so I don't believe I'll see any for a while.

So naturally this is a furry safe space lol.

[loversys-x3]

Normalizing laying down and doing jack shit with your f/o. I have a migraine the size of a fucking tree and have been unmasked nonverbal for most of the day. I want nothing more but to be flattened like a sheet of paper and rest next to my husbands and wives rn.

[hydnes]

[fandomohana]

I believe in ghosts, and have seen some. No lie, full stop, I have seen them and experienced them. I also live in a haunted house. 👻

[royalarchivist]

Bagi: I think Badboyhalo is turning green. Without the rainbow stuff, I saw green stuff in his hand- in his back.

Fit: You might be right, yeah. I mean, it's hard to tell with- Hold on. Wait- wait. Bad, take your shirt off. Take your shirt off.

Bad: Well, I mean, I don't know if this is the right setting for-

Fit: Take your shirt off. [Leans into the mic and uses a deeper voice] Take your shirt off, take your shirt off, take your shirt off.

Empanada: whoa there are kids here and its me D:

Fit: Don't worry, Empanada- Bad's my good friend, and I just want to make sure that he's doing okay, you know? That's all I'm doing.

Bad: [Disappointed] Oh, ok... I guess Pac would be upset if it was anything else. Anyway!

Fit: Wait, what? What? Huh?

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Bagi: I think Badboyhalo is turning green.

Empanada: [In response to Bad saying everything is fine] mhm sure uncle bad i believe you especially

Fit: You might be right, yeah. Wait, hold on- I mean, it's hard to tell with-

Bagi: Without the rainbow stuff, I saw green stuff in his hand- in his back.

Fit: Wait, really?

Bagi: In his back, yeah.

Bad: Yeah, I don't know what Bagi is talking about. [In a loud whisper] Bagi's been seeing things, Fit!

Fit: Hold on, wait- wait. Bad, take your shirt off. Take your shirt off.

Bad: Well, I mean, I don't know if this is the right setting for-

Fit: Take your shirt off. [Leans into the mic and uses a deeper voice] Take your shirt off, take your shirt off, take your shirt off, take your shirt off.

Bagi: [Cracking up]

Bad: OK, ok, ok! It's off! There you go!

Fit: [Sees the infection / marking on Bad's back] Um... That doesn't, uh... Yeah, you might want to get that checked out.

Bagi: It's kinda different, you know?

Fit: Yeah, I think you might want to see a doctor.

Bad: Nah, it looks fine! No, it looks fine.

Empanada: whoa there are kids here and its me D:

Fit: Don't worry, Empanada- I'm just checking- Bad's my good friend, and I just want to make sure that he's doing okay, you know? Like, that's all I'm doing.

Bad: [Disappointed] Oh, ok... I guess Pac would be upset if it was anything else. Anyway!

Fit: Wait, what? What? Huh? Huh? What?

Bad: Oh, you didn't want to check out my muscles? Anyways, it's fine... I just- you know. Anyways...

Empanada: you got pac after all

Fit: Yeah Empanada, he's my roommate! Yeah, he's my roommate, it's- it's- it's cool, it's cool.

Bad: You got Pac, after all. Your roommate.

Fit: My roommate, My roommate.

Empanada: sure tell yourself that

Bad: [Cracks up]

Bagi: [Also cracking up] Oh Empanada, I love you so much! You're definitely my daughter! You're so my daughter! Here- Empanada, here's another cookie for you!

Fit: [Groans] I'm catching strays, I'm catching strays from an Egg today, oh no...

Bad: This is great! Oh, my goodness...

Empanada: you wore each others clothes tio

Fit: Yeah, but that- but I mean, that was- I- I know it- it- um...

Bad: I love this, this is great.

Fit: I got nothing, I got nothing... I got no defense to that.

[hychlorions]

edgeworth if he had drip

[peternureyevplsdontbetraythecrew]

actually, hating Slip Jackson is unwarranted cause he literally did not do anything wrong, like anything at all ?

[egophiliac]

Do you know or think any of the past Halloween events will rerun? Like “Terror is Trending” or “Spectral Soirée”? Cause I wanna know the plots of those and maybe play through them since I joined the game late, but I’m not sure if they’ll rerun at this point

I HOPE so, the second Halloween event is still probably my favorite! (it's just. peak non-main Twst content. everyone is so ridiculous and it's so delightful.) the way they've been doing it though has been to rerun the previous year's Halloween event and then the new one, so Eng probably won't be getting those first two events again anytime soon. :( if you're okay with just watching them for the story, your best bet is probably to look up a playthrough of them on YouTube. just make sure it has the ending rhythmics, they both had super cute ones!

Eng sometimes does things differently than JP though, and I think there's been a bit of an influx of new players to both versions lately? so one or both might decide to do a big rerun at some other point in the year! or they might just start rotating Halloween events or something now that they have four of 'em. :U I admit, I do kinda hope that they rerun just so I can try to get that ONE Scary Monsters card I'm missing...please Twst...I just need one more...

[elderwisp]

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Atlas: [ internally ] They say that blood is thicker than water. But the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. So who’s your staunch companion? I’ll go first. Some would say it’s an old friend of mine.

[rydiathesummoner]

The Abyssal Fracture trial made me realize something: we really, REALLY need this emote

[bisonaari]

I hope he gets rid of everything he doesn't like about his career I hope that if he hates cha cha cha he never performs it again I hope that if he wants to fuck someone on stage he does I hope that he doesn't refrain to tell the media to eat shit I hope he can continue to be close to his audience if he wishe to I hope that if he decides to shave his head and burn all his green items he does without remorse

I never want to have to go to bed knowing that the guy who changed my life by being free is trapped in a situation he dislikes ever again

[fudgecake-charlie]

[Mulholland's Dinner and Wine]

definitely one of the weirder things i've drawn but it was fun so i'm still posting it

[muppetjohntavares]

Hate it when he goes, love it when he goes, you know how it is. (Willy Styles jersey butt appreciation)

(Picture credit to Minas Panagiotakis, Mark Blinch and Vitor Munhoz)