#i'm freaked out

[iwasmadetobeasoldier]

Okay, this century is so weird.

I was watching a show with Steve and Natasha, its called Last Man Standing and its genuinely funny, but anyway-

A commercial comes on and, apparently laundry detergent is liquid now?? But what made me start to think was the lady actress pulled out her clean laundry, I think it was her jeans, and...

She put the whole thing to her face and sniffed it..

I am Traumatized.

[never-be-tamed]

look in the mirror — what will you see in it?

what you could be.

you see a dream, not a face staring back. you see yourself flourish and grow stronger, you have learned to set your fear and shame aside. you do not limit yourself to self destructive beliefs. you changed and grew until you became someone else entirely. or so you think. you were always meant to become them. you are here to to find yourself and be happy. you will get there. you will.

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tagging: @betterstay-dead @shevampyre @zeitrcisender @stcrseeker @godfrcy @daemonoria @drkcurse @chaoticmvse @fri-luftsliv @t-hevessel & anyone else if you wanna do it.

Guys just so you know this shit freaked the living shit outta me and it still does, cause... accurate??? The questions... pls do it if you haven't already, you will eventually get what I mean.

[rainintheevening]

Wilson Fisk, of the MCU, is the most terrifying villain I have ever seen. I don't hate him, I'm too scared of him. Fisk scares me.

[eternalremorse]

Just found a creator on TikTok that also made an MC called Vincent Sallow 😅

[imperatoralicia]

Just having some drinks at the local saloon.

[raticalshoez]

They're like a packet of fruit snack gummies

[volumina-vetustiora]

what the fuck

saxo cere comminuit brum

what the actual fuck

[magnetothemagnificent]

The vegan to ecofascist pipeline

[endykelopaedia]

one of my fave things about spiders is how they walk. theyre so thoughful and melodical about every step and i think thats really cute. they pause when they're unsure and approach everything with this poise about them.

from the perspective of my engineering degree, its also really cool how they move their legs using hydraulics of their own haemolymph (bug blood).

they also have little toe beans. thats also great.

hehehghsh look at them

[zephyrchama]

Who among you are old enough to remember the "It's 10pm, do you know where your children are?" reminders on TV?

That was probably necessary at the very beginning of the exchange program. Diavolo or Barbatos would have to send out text messages every day. "It's 10pm. Do you know where your human exchange student is?"

You could be doing homework in your room in the House of Lamentation when at ten o'clock on the dot you hear loud swearing and footsteps. Mammon barges in to check that you're there. The others coolly walk by and peek in just to double-check. Every single night.

[randomloserlover]

cobs destroys mephone's objectsonas

[wardingshout]

just some little dudes...

[laminelfc66]

Yo soy espagnol tonight

[relaxing-n-podcasting]

Me to myself after this episode: It's okay Bonzo isn't real, he can't hurt you

British Magnus Protocol listeners talking about Mr. Blobby:

[yellowvixen]

Got the chance to meet Roger Craig Smith today and he signed some art @fleetways and I collabed on!!

That's right folks, year of sonadow is real, Sonic himself said so :]

[twistcmyk]