#i'm sorry??

[mynonah]

Just saw the color palette challenge, how about best parents Burt Hummel and Carol Hudson-Hummel in 13?

[orfeoarte]

imagine forgetting your boyfriend's name after your 5th date though. couldn't be me. right, uh... ??

original under cut

[versacethotty]

"women are having ABORTIONS after the baby is BORN!!!"

[maydays2]

Baking a cake with our Maurice (1987) friends  😋 🍰 insp.

[stormbcrn]

i was just reminded that the show runners called daenerys her satanic majesty in the s8 script and i'm 🙄🙄🙄

[heartstringsduet]

Me working on Christmas mail today:

yeah...I can see once again why I should never be responsible for something really important ever.

[seijorhi]

Rhi I'm just trying to be horny not sad you're fic got me crying 😭

got another one, boys

[the-great-donatello]

Great

Now we CAN'T kill th3 bastard cuz he probably added sowm sort of weird catch or something and we need to know what he did to the collar

He still has it on?

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

[yourfavecharacterisqueer]

hypothetical scenario for you all: the real king arthur returns. you meet him and you welcome him into your home. what is the first thing you do with him? keep in mind, this is a man from the 500s (he died in 542), and you are from the 21st century (2024).

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

[sergle]

this tweet is making me choke to death

[robyn-i-guess]

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[kiryuing]

[hypertechnica]

is this anything