#i'm very normal about the blorbos

[caemidraws]

Your two of cups tarot art has been living in my head rent free these past few days it's the EYES it's how they stand in relation to one another WINNING BUT BEING CAUGHT it truly makes my brain go brr. It's beautiful. It makes me want to learn swordfighting.

aaaa thank u for the ask!!!! I'm so glad you got the feelings tm,,

it took me like a month to finish that tarot but yes we kinda built the gayest dnd bg ever and then destroyed it

generating a pool of infinite melancholic art and breakup songs

brainrotting to the moon and back, etc.

[buggiesnax]

I beat Yakuza 0 and it made me really really Normal about Majima

[esteemed-excellency]

I was talking about Hiram and the Deviless and soullessness today, and the thing that makes it all so compelling to me is:

There is a void inside you that can never be filled. A part of you will always be missing no matter how much you don't care about it. But what if one day you actively chose to care about someone and that's what ultimately saves you.

What if the person you chose to care about the most was the one who took away your ability to care in the first place? What if you were already caring about them, and you had to choose to care again, knowing that you could never do it in the same manner as before? Would you even care this much if that old part of you was still in place? Was that feeling so different from the active choice you make day after day after day?

Much to think about.

[balamist]

⚙️

[wenki-cai]

peppino lari

[byronicbi]

Thomas was a shy boy—an introvert—and disliked physical, manly activities. His father, a brute, came to see him as effeminate and a disappointment.

&

The clay miners were roughly the same age as he—boys of around ten—and their faces, covered in crimson clay, seemed angelic and at rest. The vision both aroused him and filled him with intense pity.

I'm listening, Mr. del Toro. My ears, eyes, mind, and heart are wide open.

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

a hard thing about having my brain is that when i am really into something, i enter a state of weird mania where my creative energy is completely crackling and tireless and single-minded, as evinced by the three fics, one vid, and one zillion posts i have inflicted upon the romangerri tumblr community since sunday D:

[oscatpiastri]

Here to make some new mutuals!! Follow if you're an F1 fan too

My favourite F1 drivers (the list keeps rotating and I mostly love all of them) in no particular order:

Oscar Piastri

Lewis Hamilton

Sebastian Vettel

Max Verstappen

Daniel Ricciardo

Charles Leclerc

Alex Albon

[nmzuka]

Im not gonna reblog the whole post but someone also found my post about the tiles at Temple Grounds from 2017 (pre release of Tron and Coyle) where I was just talking about the characters the tiles represent

BUT it is really funny because I was JUST thinking about that again yesterday and how Ribbon and KC's tiles are next to each other...

Its a very stupid thing to be like "yeh~" about but I am very much like "yeh~" about it fffff

(Mostly I think of them going to Temple Grounds and KC specifically pointing it out like "heh look our tiles are next to each other~" and trying to convince Ribbon it really clearly means something that they were placed next to each other ffff)

[hunsa-jars]

Tomorrow I will confess something

Not now, because I feel sleepy-tired-stupid, words don't form and I want to roll into the closest hole

[savrenim]

gods nov 5th is the gift that keeps giving

[nostalgia-tblr]

speaking of porn one thing about that sylki adultery au with all the porn in it is that due to the not-really-historical setting i allowed myself to use porn words that either sounded vaguely 'ye olde' or that were just a bit more flowery than i'd usually go for and it didn't occur to me at the time but some people only read multi-chapter fics and those people now think i am the sort of person who would normally use words like "seed" and "spend" in erotic writing and oh the shame.

[void-botanist]

It Blursday!! 🖤💜

WE’RE TAKING THE SQUADDIES TO EISENGARD!

You don’t have to fill all the roles, and they don’t all have to be from the same WIP, but who’s:

the Ring-bearer, entrusted with carrying the One Ring (bonus: funniest instance they use it to nope right out of reality)

the “Sam”, armed with a frying pan and a wizard of potatoes

Sean Bean, who dies in every movie — falls victim to their own hubris

totally crushing on Arwen and has a really cool sword

AND MY AXE

AND MY GLOCK BOW

Merry and Pippin the “package deal”, very concerned about missing second breakfast

the dude with a sick staff and a concerning amount of explosives, may or may not be an actual wizard

— @outpost51

you: You don’t have to fill all the roles, and they don’t all have to be from the same WIP me: personally, I think that is a lie. So I'm sending the AOM crew, which consists of:

Leon & Edith: human & bovan couple somewhere in their 60s or 70s (I haven't adjusted the Old Canon timeline back from when they were hundreds of years old. Either way Leon's hair is completely white). Adorable and weird about each other.

Horatio: L&E's adopted human son, Celia's adoptive brother. Also the florist Declan visits.

Celia: L&E's adopted ferasca daughter. Fat, purple, and down to clown.

Allison: Celia's shifter boyfriend. Six feet tall, hairy as heck, and pretty sure he should have stayed home today.

Sid: Horatio's human best friend. Traumatized (TM) but with a rainbow half-shave.

Sorian: Horatio's biological dad. Skilled magicarpenter and the one who brings snacks but otherwise kind of a sad sack.

Avis: Sid's weird aunt figure and Sorian's estranged wife (bet you can't guess why they're estranged). Abrasive, prickly, and competent.

Which brings us to:

the Ring-bearer: Horatio. Like, no one even argues about this. He is both difficult to corrupt and imbued with a universal sense of duty none of these other chucklefucks could manage. I feel like the Ring trying to tempt him would be like "just give it to someone else. Then you can go home and check on your plants. They're not dead but like what if they're dead you know what I'm saying?" (He left his friend Marcus in charge of the shop. Marcus is a pigment magician and knows how to manage plants but like. what would be worse, not dealing with this ring or his single Pergannom koertens dying?)

the "Sam": this fell into place too easily, lol, because it's definitely Sid, who is canonically a really good cook. And I know the question isn't actually saying that he's armed with a wizard of potatoes but if he was that would be sous chef Sorian.

Sean Bean: probably Celia, though she's not allowed to die. She really thought she was going to be a shoo-in to this combat thing because so many of the people she knows are 40% squishier than her by virtue of not being literal dragons. She also thought there was going to be a good opportunity to use her real weapon, seduction of the enemy. So far she's 0/2.

totally crushing on Arwen and has a really cool sword: Leon. The sword has a name like Dick Turpin too and I'm pretty sure in canon it hangs above his mantlepiece. Edith thinks it's funny that he's so enamored with Arwen. Avis can't help pointing out that "she must be almost your age" [cue Celia snorting in the background].

Axe: Edith. She has a real Millie (Helluva Boss) streak about her and honestly? She loves doing the battle couple thing as long as she doesn't have to gore people with her horns.

Bow: Sorian. In canon I'm not sure he's ever shot a bow in his life (though Edith also doesn't own an axe). But this man has waited thirteen years just to find out if his wife still hates him. He's a fuckin sharpshooter.

the “package deal”: like I said, Allison should have stayed home today. But Celia is going, and he doesn't want her to go to Isengard without him, even though he REALLY doesn't want to go to Isengard. (He also knows deep down that if he let himself lose control a little in his wolf form, he would be a force to be reckoned with.) There are a lot of other potential package deals, not least Horatio and Sid, who are probably more Merry & Pippin-ish, but my favorite runners up are Avis and Sorian, who will not admit under any circumstances that they even could potentially be a package deal, but they totally are.

the dude with a sick staff and a concerning amount of explosives, may or may not be an actual wizard: Avis. Honestly, in canon, she may or may not be an actual witch. She is known to coolly disappear at random times and then turn up later with the most ridiculous magic bombs you've ever seen. Leon is constantly almost touching her staff and she is constantly almost giving him a concussion with it. She also has protested too much that she's here because of the fate of the world or because Sid asked her to and no other reasons.

[queercontrarian]

my favourite dumdum

inspired by polar's blorbo posts and the whole beauty and the beast retelling thing

thank you @northern-star-polaris

[hirazuki]

Hi! Maglor for the blorbo bingo?

Hiiii!! ♡

He is absolutely blorbo material, one of my all-time favorite elves; I just don't talk about him much because fandom discussions revolving around him are... something I'd really rather stay out of XD He's very special to me in that he's like. the sibling flavor of a blorbo -- he reminds me a lot of my sister, who is younger than me, her talent is in music and writing, and has strong associations with water/the shore and the color blue :)

[dreamersscape]

Does it feel like life is permanently set to extreme hard mode and I still feel super crappy greater than 90% of the time? Yup. But! Emboldened by our relative success with last year's tomatoes, we have given it another go and have added a little pepper plant friend for them. :)

(It may look like the peppers aren't doing as well as the tomatoes, but it cannot be overstated just how bananas this plant's growth chart has been; it's determined to escape the confines of its basket-cage; it has to be constantly rotated so it doesn't completely lose the battle with gravity; I only took this picture the other day and it already looks SO outdated. Can't stop, WON'T STOP.)