#idc if you dislike him (kinda) but come one

[multiverse239]

Things Veneer should most definitely be criticized for:

- Torturing and exploiting Floyd’s talent in favor of his own gain and his sister’s pleasure

Things Veneer gets “criticized” for:

- “Blaming” Velvet everything

- Being (rightfully) mad at Velvet for using him

[babiebom]

Would I give them head?

A/N: I am so sorry for this I'm writing it at 3 am and I couldn't get it out of my head. I've been giggling for the past 10 minutes like a 7th grader. Also if you are reading this let me know if I should do something special for 50 followers. I know it's not a lot but I am so grateful! If yes let me know what I should do!

Tw: sexual content. Not explicit but it like look at the title. Cursing.

Genre: headcanons nsfw

Wc: idk it depends on which person. Probably 2+ for each.

This is including almost every male stardew character(obviously no kids) plus ridgeside plus expanded but not all because I cannot remember every single character and I don't wanna research rn.

Masterlist

Sebastian

Duh no doubt about it

He is the love of my life (well one of them)

I would give him the best head wymmmmm

Sam

Yes boy deserves it

Golden retriever coded guys deserve good head idc

Shane

Love sad men it's a yes

Kinda wanna make him cry because it's so good.

Maybe I can cure him

Elliott

No

Sorry it's not that I dislike him he's just not my favorite?

Maybe once as a treat but no other time than that

Harvey

Yeah he's the doctor for a small town

I gotta

Maybe he will stop billing me everytime I die

Alex

No

I am not attracted to this man he is more bestie coded to me

If he asked i would allow him a handjob I guess

Gus

Nope

Maybe he gets a Lil handjob as a treat because his food is good

Gunther

Maybe?

He kinda-

But not enough idk....

George

The reason I am writing this r n

The answer is no but the thought of doing it made me cackle

Lewis

Absolutely not

Fuck you old man

Pierre

NO

I hate this lying ass bitch I give you a kick

Willy

No sorry

He prolly smells like fish and salt and I am not fond

Love him tho stinky man

Kent

YES

would give him the sloppiest toppy known to man

He deserves it he needs it i want it pls bless me

I could beat Jodi's ass if it comes to it idc

Victor

Yes

I find him quite cute overlooking his slight classism.

Also for standing up to his mom for himself love that him

Demetrius

No

I'd rather give Robin head

He deserves no head for being crappy stepdad

Marlon

No

As much as I like him he probably does not shower

Also he is for the marnie's only

Clint

No

I wanna punch him so bad

Mr Qi

Maybe?

I don't find him attractive

But at the same time I find him mysterious and the might just be enough to convince me

Grandpa

HA

HAAAAAAA

no what is wrong with you

Andy

No

Prolly tastes like battery acid

He also gives off racist vibes

Wizard

Yeah

He's chill he can get some head

Morris

Maybe for a discount

Im equating Joja to Coke and I like coke

So only if he promises to give me a discount on stuff I want

Phillip

YES

Another love of my life

It was unexpected for me to love him but he is so cute to me

June

Yuperoni pepperoni

We love a man who is talented

Could easily convince me to give him head if he plays the piano for me ngl

Jeric

Maybe

I love but also hate him

He also gives off bestie vibes

Shiro

Yeah

I feel like he needs it:(

Ezekiel

No

I do however wanna smack his bald head

Not in a mean hateful kid of way I just wanna smack it

Lorenzo

Dilf Ngl

Maybe its because of his name idk

Answer is yes

Kimpoi

It was here where I started looking up characters bc i felt bad for leaving them out

No thank you I will not

Lance

Don't know much about him but I think hes cute so yes

His hair is cool

Isaac

Again don't know much about him hopefully he is not a child

But yeah he's cute so he gets a Lil head from me

Ian

If he takes a shower yes

Otherwise no

Kenneth

Yeah

I like his hair and I think he's cool for being an electrician

I know nothing else about him

Sean

Yeah he's cute so he can have some head

Im so sorry for not knowing im too busy simping over Seb and Phillip ngl

Anton

Uhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhhhmaybe?

Im not attracted but unattracted to him so sure

Bryle

No

He reminds me of family

Like his face

Jio

Yea

As I have said before I love a mysterious man

Love a man with a sword

Zayne

I have no idea what this is

But I guess??

Have no reason to hate him so sure

Bert

No

He looks stinky :((

I also feel like his wife would beat my ass

Freddie

No

He is for the Lola's only

I also feel like he wouldn't be able to feel it

Mr Aguar

No

I do not enjoy his face

Pika

Simply because im assuming his food is good

I'll say sure simply for free food

Richard

No

So sorry

But no

Sonny

I will give him a platonic handjob

He deserves it bc he's a butler and probably does not get a day off with this family

[wheelsup30]

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[hearts401]

wait I forgor that the reason I was in your ask box was bc I wanted to say that your art is rlly cool and reminded me why I liked fnaf in the first place!! :]

(Also if you don't mind id love to hear some headcanons you have for the aftons ehe)

DSJDSFKJD TYYY OUHFUH Thats so sweet omg :(((

OOH BOY HEADCANONS FOR THE AFTONS (Not gonna include mrs.afton aside from vague mentions simply bc i dont care about the implied existence of a wife for william lmaoo)

Elizabeth

-8 years old

-audhd

-I am an intense ginger hair lizzie truther. SHE IS NOT BLONDE!!!! I REFUSE!!!

-She looooves circuses and would dress herself and her friends up as clowns a lot. her love for makeup sparked it and then it went on from there

-music stims galore!! humming, patting her legs, bouncing to the sound of music

-likes first person shooters!! not an a "cute girl likes edgy games" way but in the way that she genuinely enjoys them! shed rlly love shooting games. shed also likes games liek stardew and animal crossing bc shed like getting to know the villagers. (ik these games dont fit the timeline of the 80's but whatever idc) she'd like those gun games at amusement parks too

-lots of energy!!! you cannot stop her!!!!!

-her fav ice cream is mint chocolate chip

-shes not close with her brothers, much closer with her father. because of her fathers distance, however, this results in her feeling lonely a lot, but shes not willing to get involved in whatever her brothers are doing

-LOVES SPRING!!! LOVES IT!!! ITS HER FAVORITE!!!

-really likes animals and especially colorful birds. she has a collection of many things, one of them being colorful and pretty feathers (she has a peacock feather and its her pride)

-really likes bunnies just like her dad!

-likes to braid hair and do makeup. she used to do it with michael whenever he let her. him cutting that off kinda fucked their relationshipt. (and ofc then came the bite)

-She has a very orange room. orange red and pink r her favorite colors.

-thinks her eyes are super pretty

-if she's curious about an item, she'll sniff it and inspect it and feel it but not put it in her mouth bc thats gross ><

-sleeps on her side like a normal person

-likes dolls n stuff :333

Evan

-10 years old

-anxiety and autism

-very good at sewing (bc michael would break his plushies a lot)

-never let lizzie do his makeup bc it overstimulated him

-anxious stims. hand shakes, biting his nails, wringing his hands, shifting side to side, ect.

-enjoys crocheting but almost never has yarn. lizzie gave him an unused yarn ball once and he used it to make a bunch of stuff

-very picky eater, but he wont say it out loud.

-likes webkinz

-HATES HORROR MOVIES!! like this is a given but he will stay up all night thinking about it. its the one thing he stands up for himself on is not being forced to wathc horror movies (mostly because its the only thing both william and lizzie will back him up on)

-he likes yellow a lot. his room isnt hyellow but he wishes it was.

-doesn't have friends and is regarded as weird, but kids avoid him for the most part. most of his bullying comes from ppl who know michael.

-hed like racing games a lot

-scared of his dad and by association he was scared of henry too

-not super close with charlie but he knows her to be a good person. wishes he was closer with her

-ofc easily startled, freaked out, and made uncomfortable

-does NOT like being talked over

-gets frustrated rlly easily and often rants to his fredbear plush

-liked to draw!! he picked it up from mike when he was younger and continues to do it as an outlet

-wishes he had a bigger family

-definitely not flexible at all, but doesnt hurt himself much (hes not dumb, he learns what makes his bones break)

-will feel things over if hes curious about them. maybe sniff them too but he gets scared they'll kill him 😭

-dislikes amusement parks bc overstim but does enjoy the games and prizes

-he likes rice. idk. he just likes rice a lot.

-if he grew up, hed be taller than mike AND lizzie idc idc

-he tries his best to smile in family photos but he just looks so goddamn uncomfortable that eventually william just let him sit them out.

-definitely a peacemaker between lizzie amd mike

-if hes thinking hard he looks PISSED. RESTING BITCH FACE. He is GLARING AT HIS PLATE. "Evan? What's wrong?" and he just immediately is like 😠😯🙁

-he cares about michael a lot more than he should. he tells him to stop when hes fighting someone, he tries to calm him down when hes angry, he tries to talk to him. it makes him so frustrated, it makes him so mad when michael refuses him rudely, but he keeps doing it. its who he is.

-he got a golden freddy mask that creeped michael out and he jumpscared him with it once.

-cuts his own hair

-not a hugger but if EITHER of his siblings offer a hug he will NOT deny them (does not apply to william tho)

-i dont think he cared about william tbh lol

-sleeps on his back like a corpse.

Michael

-14

-audhd

-nonbinary he/they but doesnt realize it til hes 18

-gets mad when overstimulated

-Likes pirates a lot, watches lots of pirate shows.

-INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA it kicked in in like 2nd grade when someone made fun of him for letting lizzie do his makeup. (jeremy helps him get over it)

-forgets to eat a lot. not intentionally. hes just dumb.

-argues with his dad the most, and drives william nuts

-if hes curious about something, hes gonna bite it. what is it? idk. CHOMP

-loves skirts bc sensory issues are worse in his ankles. he compromises by wearing basketball shorts.

-canNOT wear things near his neck. hates things near his neck.

-close-ish with charlie. likes talking to her.

-favorite color is red. he puts it everywhere.

-likes pokemon.

-watches anime

-BIG HORROR FAN BUT THAT SHIT KEEPS HIM UP AT NIIIIGHT

-halloween is his fav holiday. ud think its bc he liked scaring evan (and it kinda is) but mostly he jsut likes dressing up and going trick or treating. he'll use his costume to scare evan later tho. william takes them away because of that, just bc he doesnt want michael ruining the costume (they reuse them sometimes)

-likes growing his hair out

-looks very soft when thinking. evan only talks to him when he looks calm and collected.

-stims by humming, tapping, slamming his fists, and making loud sounds (shouting, whining, UGH AAAGH ect.) which tend to overstimulate evan

-him and evan are adhd vs autism but if the adhd also had autism

-scared of the ocean but he'll never admit it (got bit by some small fish once and it freaked him out)

-mouth moves faster than his brain

-NOT A MORNING PERSON (except on halloween) DO NOT TALK TO HIM IN THE MORNING!!! HE BITES!!!

-messy room with very little in it.

-punches holes in his walls as a stim :(

-likes sweaters in fall

-for someone who jumpscares his little brother, he gets jumpscared easily

-giggles a lot during hide and seek but thru hiding from evan he learned how to stop it. if he does giggle it means hes genuinely happy

-faints when SUPER freaked out. but it takes a lot

-probably gets queasy around blood

-lactose intolerant but he'll be damned if he doesnt eat that mac n cheese

-has SO MUCH FOXY MERCH. he convinces his dad to give him EVERYTHING HE LOVES FOXY SO MUCH

-would do awesome in school if he could get himself to try

-probably felt rlly hurt when he heard foxy was confined to a small area and not onstage. not because it mattered to him, but because the way william looks at foxy makes him think of the way he looks at him.

-gators r his second fav animal

-draws as a way of venting, but it rarely works. he likes it tho

-SINGS ALL THE TIME. WALKS INTO THE HOUSE DANCING AND SINGING AND TAPPING THINGS

-moves in his sleep

-TIGHT HUGS.

-AFFECTIONATE SHOULDER PUNCH GO!!!

-AGGRESSIVE SHOULDER PUNCH GO!!!

-NEUTRAL "I'm uncomfortable and idk what to do rn" SHOULDER PUNCH GO!!!

-giggles evilly

-like evan hes not very flexible but hes much more likely to hurt himsel fand sprains his ankles a lot

William

-Do not misspell his last name he will get unbelievably pissed

-probably nd too bc all his kids are but he doesnt gaf abt that 😭

-has kissed a man before as an experiment. did not get anything from it unfortunately

-met henry in college for robotics and became friends

-when his wife left/died he was just like "oh. i have three kids now. fuck." and then avoided them

-doesnt care about his kids but them dying causes problems for him so he tries his best to keep them alive (unsuccessfully. this is the afton family after all)

-just like mike, he sings and taps a lot, but its more humming and tapping.

-also lactose intolerant but he actually cares about it

-likes bunnies a lot.

-allergic to pollen. severely. he walks outside in spring and is already sneezing and rubbing his eyes

-Frustrated easily

-Looks pissed when hes not, looks pissed when he is. looks pissed when hes sad. looks pissed when hes thinking. the only time he doesnt looks pissed is when he looks happy and that is very rare (and never happens around his kids, only henry)

-TIGHT HUGS.

-Buys his kids gifts but its always stuff they either dont like anymore or didnt like int he first place. he doesnt care

-secretly likes thanksgiving a lot. hes a foodie what can i say

-lizzie is his favorite but that only means he is occasionally gentle with her in a way he'll never be with his sons

-likes dressing up fancy but als freaky he just likes dressing up

-poses in the mirror to check his outfit. michael walked in on him once and william has never yelled at him so muhc in his life. michael acted upset but he was giggling to himself

-does not and will never care about whatever michael and evan have goin on. he does NOT have time for them.

-drops and breaks his phone ALL THE TIME.

-likes stress balls a lot.

-springbonnie is his BABY. he LOVES HER.

-grabs his kids by their heads a lot. like if michael is in his way he'll just put a hand on his head and move him off to the side. the only one he cant do it to is evan because he just moves out of the way

-has a bunch of tiny robots of his own. he likes to make silly bunny robots taht r tiny

-thinks hes smooth wiht flirting and could grab a girl (he cant henry knows he cant)

-sticks his tongue out like a cartoon character when hes thinking SUPER hard

-pats michael on the back a lot to lighten a tense situation but it just makes michael tense up and makes it worse

-giggles evilly

-used to be queasy with blood and spent an hour in front of a mirror post-killing charlie telling himself to man up and somehow that worked

-not a hugger. only hugs his kids in public to lighten the mood. except mike. mike u get awkward back pats

-doesnt like being touched (he WILL smack your hand)

I THINK THATS ALL LMAOOO I HAVE SO MANY

[ben-wisehart]

hi! do you ever feel like the bingqiu fandom is binghe biased? like a lot of the time its giving.. “wow binghe is our little precious bun who deserves the world and more! ..oh and stinky neet loser sqq is so blessed to have him lul” it feels unfair towards sqq :( it makes me sad hes no ones fave but thats okay like whatever right? but even when its bingqiu hes treated like an afterthought. like we have binghe fans criticising sqq for not doing more, sj fans are frankly delusional, sqh fans think hes “too mean” to their precious hamster, liushen fans only like him bc hes a good hole/dick for lqg (obligatory “not all men” lol) idk i only follow a handful of svsss twt accs because no one seems to like him, he feels either tolerated or treated as a gag character lol 🥹

i just dislike a lot of fanon bingqiu i think? i read all the books before hopping on twitter and i see some absolute rancid takes on there like the woobification of Shaun(tm) qinghua and jiumei.. which is easy enough to avoid tbf so whatever floats their boat idc. but when i follow bingqiu accs, it feels like OC x OC rather than ~bingqiu~ if that makes sense? like i LOVE the manipulative crybaby domtop x flustered thin face subby pillow princess they have going on!! and fanon bingqiu is just.. not it? and obv id never send hate or anything (i just block and keep it moving) but it makes it kinda sucky when the fandom is already teeny tiny and a large chunk of the fandom isnt what i envisioned/expected i guess which is so odd! when they essentially erase canon!! if it’s like some queerbaity ship or whatever, people can characterise them however they want but its like CANON how they act/are in bed/etc and its all taken away!!! idk im probably just whining sorry 😭

(i included all my thoughts here sorry for the spam!!)

hey, thanks for stopping by!! I definitely know what you mean with regards to SQQ, but I will assure you that there are very much still plenty of dedicated "sqq mains" out there. My sphere of influence on twitter is heavily biased toward people for whom sqq is their favourite character, so maybe I'm not getting a representative sample of the fandom overall, but he's definitely a very well loved character and has more than his fair share of people who do him justice in their writing and for whom he's their primary blorbo!! I remember posting this on reddit a while back and more than half of the responses (though admittedly a small sample size) had him as their fave. So, I don't think he's without appreciation!

But with that said, I do get where you’re coming from. I’m not gonna talk about readers who take his actions in bad faith and actively dislike him (HOW??), but as you’ve said, even among people who do like him, we don’t always understand him as well as we could. Most fans do get on some level that he’s an unreliable narrator, but it’s still very common for people to take him at face value and completely miss his depth. He’s a funny little guy with amusing narration, but he’s also kind and selfless, and he’s also smart and witty, and obnoxious and annoying, and frankly pretty insensitive, and deeply, deeply traumatised—and a million other things! He has layers.

I think all popular characters in fandom will inevitably start getting boiled down to a few key traits. And as somebody who’s been writing fic for 15 years, it’s really hard not to let your own biases colour your portrayal? I absolutely do it with SQQ!! I focus on his kinder, warmer aspects and downplay his flaws, I’ll readily admit that. We all get drawn to a favourite character for a certain trait, and that trait becomes the grit around which our interpretations form. If you’re somebody that likes silly characters, you’re going to write SQQ and dial his silliness up to eleven. If you like kind characters, you’ll write SQQ with emphasis on his kindness. None of these traits are OOC in and of themselves, but if you start to only read fanfic and don’t revisit the source material, you can get lost in what’s popular and forget all the depth that actually made them interesting in the first place. And once you’ve grown attached to a particular version of the characters in your head, it can be really hard to let go of it. I don’t really know where I’m going with this, but I'll add that I think protagonists are just particularly prone to this happening because they're usually the one the audience relates to most.

Idk if any of that really addresses the stuff you were talking about. You mentioned dom top Binghe/pillow princess sqq and to be honest I’m kind of reluctant to talk about this in depth because I’ve received negative comments in the past for supposedly being anti-bottom Binghe, when all I’ve ever said on this matter is that I think it’s a bit weird to insist that “I’m scared of hurting you so I might as well let you do it” is proof that Binghe is canonically a bottom. The fact that someone found that statement so threatening to their view of the characters that they would go to my ao3 page, click on the first fic they saw that happened to feature bottom SQQ and leave their holier-than-thou anonymous opinion there is just bizarre to me.

To be honest tho, it tends to be Binghe characterisation that puts me off moreso than Shen Qingqiu. The only SQQ characterisation that truly bothers me is when people write him as willing to hurt Binghe, or willing to do anything with underage Binghe, but there is a LOT of Binghe stuff that I’m sensitive too. Idk if you read this thread of mine but like, even my friends whom I love make “Binghe stalking/imprisoning/"atticwifing" SQQ” jokes and these bother me way more than any random stranger saying SQQ would get off on spanking Binghe.

And like, it’s kind of hard because objectively, Binghe is a very dark character, so it doesn't feel particularly OOC to say he would do those things, but it's about framing. It bothers me when the emphasis is on how fucked up he is and not how hard he's trying, because it implies a level of futility that I just don’t think is there in canon. To me the beauty of him is in how much doing right by SQQ doesn't come naturally to him, but he ultimately decides to do it anyway because he wants SQQ to be happy. (I feel it needs to be said that I don't mean this in a judgy "if you write dark Binghe you don't understand him and are a bad person" way. Just that I myself can't handle that, and I strongly disagree if you think it's where Bingqiu's relationship is headed).

but idk, I've found my corner and I'm very happy here. I actually don't read fic as often as you'd think, mostly because I am sooooo picky, so I totally get where you're coming from :) but the fandom is still decently sized and very diverse, so there are always going to be at least a few people who share your feelings, if you can find them!

[real-total-drama-takes]

im bored and kinda high so heres my opinion on all the reboot characters

caleb - is a character

axel - im just as gay for her as the next guy but there's no way in hell she's final two next season lol but i wanna hold hands w her

nichelle- yass girl give us nothing 🥰

scary girl - idc idc she was funny asf but i am glad she went early bc if she stayed any longer i wouldve hated her lol

damien - one of the best things to come from the reboot and yall are doing him a huge disservice shipping him w priya 🥴 that shit is so boring but honestly? there might be something there somebody's gotta make me a believer tho. CONVINCE ME

mk - as a bitter, annoying, sarcastic individual myself i could not stand this bitch omg 💀 her character has a ton going for it but all they did w her is make every single one of her lines sarcastic n shit and i was BORED

raj - dumb gay man i love him

wayne - dumb ace man i love him

ripper - bro just wasnt funy. i dont get why they make characters who just pride themselves in being nasty n shit kind of a waste of development idk

zee - we can all agree that he was great but he gives me early boot vibes for next season bc like if we're demanding development for all the first season early boots then he's just gonna be there ig. dumb can only get you so far yknow?

chase - him and emma both are such wasted potential like BREAK THE HETEROS UP OMG their relationship dragged the second half down so bad like chase is just bad for the sake of being bad. like he wasn't even funny either just a waste of space by the time he was gone 😭

emma - first i'll say im glad we got a plus sized girl w some fucking athletic ability beCause THEY EXIST yay happy but anyway she was so funy until she got back with chase and that whole shit w him throwing that challenge for pizza was so DUMB like she honestly thought he did that shit for her 💀 like she was CONVINCED bro the straight delusion was insane

julia - she was the bad bitch we all needed and deserved but i cannot sit here and let you mfs say that she played the game well bc she absolutely DID NOT. girlie had no actual strategy other than winning and thas not even a strategy. even her trying to "manipulate" chase that one time sucked too lmao. bro her goal was to get everyone to hate her and win out of spite that shit is so dumb but it's so her so idc we love her anyway

millie - there were so many times where i lowkey forget she existed lmfao i don't even dislike her it was just "oh yea she here too lol" but i gotta say it kinda feels like they used her as a scapegoat to make writing her outta the finale easier idk maybe it's just me. but her crying after bowie clowned her ass when she was eliminated was the funnies bit in the entire show i was giggling n shit bc she honestly did that to herself lmao rip

priya - people compare her to zoey and sky way too much honestly (its me, im people) but when you look at it we have a mary sue that was infuriating to watch , the same girl but olympic flavored whos existence i have to be reminded of every two months, and priya. priya is perfectly fine and she was a nice winner even if i knew she was gonna win the second she was onscreen lolZ but when she read millie's notebook and absolutely demolished her ego i was living. like girlie ate her up w absolutely no crumbs left idc

bowie (the real winner) - i was fully prepared and ready to hate this twink istg. like i was in my homophobic era and ready the second his name was called but omg i love him sm. he was the queen i never knew i needed in my life. and to all the mfs who say his gayness is his entire personally have never met an fem black man and it shows 💀 idc what anyone says he's the best writer character in the entire show 🤭 as much as i love him i cannot let his fit slide. the pearls can stay bc those were a serve but the pants??? THE FUCKING PANTS??? THOSE FUCKING FLOOD WARNING HIGH WATERS.?? why would they do him like that omg. fits like that are why we get hate crimed 😔

ok im done good luck to anyone who actually reads this lmao

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[golbrocklovely]

it's time to finally post my bridgerton, season 3 part one review.

this is just gonna be the first two episode bc apparently idk how to write a small reaction to anything lol

obvious spoilers (to both part one and the books) if you haven't seen/read them yet

episode one - out of the shadows

before i watched this episode, i ended up seeing the spoilers for it on twitter, which tbh didn't upset me bc when i read something, it's not the same as viewing it. like i'll have an idea in my head of what's to come, but it's never quite the same as the show presents it so, i never feel like i'm spoiled by reading something ahead of time.

as for this episode, what a fantastic way to start off the season. i think overall it was well paced and flowed so quickly. there wasn't a single moment i was bored during this episode.

i guess for this whole review i'm just gonna point out things i like and dislike. keep it simple.

seeing pen in her usual get up was such a good idea to start bc then seeing her transition into her glow up… crazy. literally night and day.

colin being a cocky bastard and so full of himself made my eyes roll MULTIPLE times. but i kinda love it lol

also the idea of him getting off the boat, after months of travel, most likely smelling like actual fucking ass, only to have a bunch of ladies swooning after him is a very funny sight to think of sksks

every single moment pen and colin interact i'm eating it up. idc if it's just the briefest of glances, i'm IN LOVE.

eloise siding with and befriending cressida… i hate it with a fiery passion. something about it feels so slimy, to be friends with the person that has made your ex best friend's life a living hell. and look, i get it. pen is LW, she wrote things about eloise that "ruined her", along with other family drama that has occurred in the seasons. but my whole thing is… eloise will never be ruined. and the reason for it is bc she's a bridgerton. they never are actually ruined. they bounce back. they are one of the highest ranking families in the ton, they're rich and hot, their one daughter is a duchess, they are close with lady danbury and the queen. like???? they won't ever be ruined. unless something catastrophic happens, they will always be fine. so that's why even el being friendly with a gasp poor person didn't do anything to her withstanding. bc if it did, no one would want to court francesca. but clearly she's the diamond of the season.

and not only that, but LW has also written about pen's family, even when her family has far less withstanding. she has so much more to lose when writing of her own family's shortcomings. and on top of that, if she didn't do what she did last season, el would have been assumed to be LW and the queen would have actually fucked up that family's lives. so… while i get being upset at pen, to befriend a person that you both agreed was the absolute fucking worst just feels like a direct attack and not a "well she was the only one that was there for me"

all of colin's flirting at the garden party is both eye roll inducing and hilarious at the same time. and also a twinge bit hot lol

i LOVE how far up his own ass colin is that when he finally talks to pen, and she says "much has certainly changed in that time." he assumes she's talking about what he's wearing and he replies with "a good deal i know, but it was all the rage in paris." bro….. no one CARES about your fit.

i will say tho, the bts of the wardrobe department showing that he wore that greenish kerchief to possibly impress pen was honestly so cute. like… that man really was deeply in love with her without realizing it at all.

pen's sisters are the WORST (but so funny) and their husbands are the best. hands down.

someone pointed it out on twitter that gregory points his bow at colin, almost like he gets hit with an arrow (of love). eros and psyche come THRU

colin saying nothing about his travels to anyone strictly bc he's been told countless times no one cares, only to share them with pen…. GOD I LOVE THIS SEASON

i also really love that literally everyone who actually cares about colin sees thru his shtick. humble that man real fast lmao

controversial opinion (so i'm sorry in advance to anyone that loves francesca and her story) but god… i do not care about her whatsoever. at least in the show, it is very hard to care about her and whatever she's doing. if she had been in last season, even just in the background, maybe i would care a little bit about her. but i honestly just don't give a shit. respectfully, i don't even see how this show is gonna make it to her season in the first place, unless they start condensing seasons together.

that being said, her parts with john are absolutely adorable and i relate to wanting someone that can appreciate quiet like you can. trust and believe that. but knowing what ends up happening to him in the end, i just… can't be bothered to care or want to get attached.

also the mondrich's storyline; i think it could be more entertaining, but it feels kinda flat as of right now. maybe part two things pick up, but currently in the storyline… it's a no from me.

kate and anthony are so hot. holy shit. thank god jonny is gay bc if he wasn't i think i would spending every waking moment thirsting after him lol

pen's reveal feels weirdly… lackluster. i think the only reason i'm not wowed by it completely is just bc she looks so uncomfortable. i get why she's like that, but i kinda feel like it would have been better if she felt even just a little bit confident in herself since it's not the same citrus colors like usual, but then reality crashes back in when she has to flirt with suitors and it just goes horribly wrong.

and i hope we see her in dark green again in part two bc she looks so good in it. what a waste it will be otherwise if all we ever see her in is pastels.

colin losing his train of thought once he sees pen I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT

fran and pen's convo. i live for it. i hope we see more of them as friends in part two and later seasons. also omg pen… my poor baby. i just relate to her so much, it hurts.

i think the reason why i love debling so much, or that i think in some ways he could have been a good suitor is bc he sees pen as capable. everyone else in pen's life doubts her abilities. they don't see her as someone that could be "normal" so to speak. or really, no one else sees her as a woman other than him. at least at first. (i'll go into my explanation later in episode two)

colin being immediately concerned for pen as she runs away YES

the whole "goodnight mr. bridgerton" scene…………….. 10/10 in every way. READ HIS ASS TO FILTH PENELOPE

okay, so the one thing i actually genuinely love about this scene is that in the books, colin is always known as the charming one. and that ends up being something he hates. in this show, instead of charming, he's nice (he's also charming, don't get me wrong. but he's known as being the nice one). he's always nice. always doing something nice for someone else. always being told he's nice. so to have pen call him out and say "the one time you should have been nice, you were just like everyone else instead" god i just KNOW that shook that man to his core. which is why he comes back to her all sad and puppy dog eyed like 'pwease pen i'm swrry'

rae is a queen with her stares. props to that actress haha

colin's speech to her is basically a love confession. and then there's the one in the carriage…. and then we are also getting ANOTHER one (allegedly). i'm not gonna survive this season !!

pen/nic looks GORGEOUS in this dress. i wish she wore it in more than just this scene omg

"i'm gonna ruin lady whistledown"…. hehe yes you are

episode two - how bright the moon

i feel bad for pen every time she has to have an interaction with portia. she's so cold to her, it's so sad to see.

forgot to point it out from the previous episode, but pen losing her customer service voice with colin is honestly the funniest thing to me and also so real of her

the scene of her trying to seduce the men was the awkwardest thing i've ever seen and i literally could not watch it without skipping thru it. she's great in that scene don't get me wrong but the second hand embarrassment is just too much for me to take sksks

her sisters, while the worst, are the funniest. so props to them.

yes, the scene of him with the sex workers is gross bc it's very unlike colin. however…. my god is luke hot. please let me see more of him in roles like that, thank you very much.

also someone pointed it out that you can see his tattoo in that scene and wow you really can. they did a poor job of covering it up lol or at least a hasty one

(this is a side note too, but i could swear on my life that there is another romcom where it's a guy trying to help a girl get a date and on one of the days he tries to help he leaves to go hook up with someone else or before hand is hooking up with someone else. i know it probably exists out that but that whole sequence reminded me of something i can't remember fully)

him remembering the first time they met is adorable and i'm so happy they kept it similar to the books. but i do also love the fact that he thinks she was able to laugh things off with him bc she was charming and not bc she was totally in love with him from the second she saw him lol

the statue of eros and psyche on the table while they talk about how they met YALL AIN'T SLICK I SEE YOU

this whole scene is so flirty and cute omg i love it

i highly recommend on a rewatch to put the english audio descriptors on bc… this scene is a *chefs kiss* when it ends with "rae stares at them sourly… rae follows, casting a sharp look at colin" that queen knows what's going on sksks

him touching her back…. SCANDALOUS. literally when i first saw this i gasped

okay, so the whole part of him teaching her to flirt or whatever was what i was talking about in the previous episode. so many ppl in pen's life don't see her as capable to be a woman. to them, she's a child, navigating the world confused and with her head in the clouds. her sisters have never seen her as competition bc to them, she will be a spinster. el would have never suspected pen to want a husband bc she always assumed that they would both be old maids together, regardless of what pen wanted. colin didn't think she would be able to flirt with him or take his breath away bc he saw how she was at the park (a singular time) and "knew" that she was incapable of being a flirt, which is why he's so taken aback by her "remarkable shade of blue" comment. everyone underestimates her and never suspects her to be an actual woman, when she has been one for quite sometime.

him being stunned into silence THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT BB

parts of this episode, and really the whole of part one, were spoiled to me (thanks so much for that twitter). and i heard ppl saying that colin writes smut in his journal and i'm like… surely that's not the case. and it really wasn't, but i think so many ppl got hung up on the fact he did that and not on the fact that he literally says "yeah i'm having all this sex, but i'm lonely. there's no love here" like… what a sad boy.

colin being angry is so hot, i'm sorry. i'm toxic lol

again, audio descriptor coming in clutch "he curls his fingers inward, softly enfolding hers" BROOOOOOOOO i died when i heard that the first time omg

i love he's like "maybe we should finish this for the day. but also…….. am i gonna see you later" this guy is touch STARVED my lord lol

el caring about pen… my heart hurts

i need it to be known that luke/colin looks so much like nick/kevin jonas to me it's crazy. certain angles make him look exactly like them it's nuts.

colin "praise kink" bridgerton unlocked by just pen saying a few sweet words about his writing… same

them just giggling at a guy mourning the loss of his horse… they are sick and twisted and perfect for one another lmao

el has the loudest mouth in all the ton, my GOD

"inserts himself? inserts himself where?" will never not be funny.

jealous by nick jonas playing…. i know that's right

it's also hilarious to think that colin is literally jealous of her talking to some other guy that he did not decide she should talk to. and then hearing he's calling upon her tomorrow, the face he makes????? omg i'm DYING i love jealous men i'm sorry

angry colin twice in one episode???? fuck i'm in heaven

never did i think in my wildest dreams i'd see pen's sisters fucking their husbands sksksks

the pen and portia scene hurt a lot, imma be honest. i think what's so interesting is how similar they are to one another in a way, but how pen still has hope, while portia doesn't.

and there is one brief moment when she tries to reach out and comfort pen… god, that made me tear up the first time i saw it.

him bribing rae??? thank you sugar daddy haha

also did anyone else notice pen's little smile when he said that?? i'm LOSING IT

omg this kiss scene sent me into literal orbit holy shit

the first time i saw this scene i straight up cried bc i relate to pen so much so... that was fun lol

the emotional range this scene has is fantastic. pen's desperation and plea to colin, her finally admitting to something she truly wants and putting herself out there, and getting it back in return instead of disregarded. and the kiss?????? the score, the movement, the emotion; god an absolute 20/10 i've rewatched it countless times and never get tired of it

and colin being absolutely enamored and in love with her instantly once he kissed her??? ROMANCE IS BACK BABY

[ch0cocrave]

(on anon cuz im ranting abt tadc LOL- you know me irl from school and i have the V plush yayayyaa)

anyways ewww a frickin proshipper interacted with my tadc post and they had literally the most uncomfortable tadc ships (imo) on their blog :[

they also had cyn x n and just -sigh-

i check every blog that interacts with me and its been fine until i ran into this person LOL-

why do i do this to myself 😔

it gave me an extra reminder to not post more tadc content in the future 🫶🫶

(ok but crazy how uncomfortable the tadc fandom makes me sometimes LMAOO)

(also the ships in question were jax x pomni (there is no chemistry between them??? the ship just feels weirrd), jax x gangle (ok why is this a thing, jax fucks with gangle so bad, and no its not because he "likes her", its because he's literally an asshole, there is no "good side" in him), and jax x ragatha (idc if people ship this, i would understand why, but just their relationship in my own story makes me dislike it. its just blegh, personally dont like it, but i dont hate anyone for shipping it))

BTW! forgor to mention- ur free to tag me in specifically loo or gummigoo posts (or the fudge monster or max and chad or anyone else from candy canyon kingdom) cuz i havent seen anything bad of them (yet..) so yeah >:] have fun w/ that

also irrelevant but holy hell the trip to the jail was SO FUN, my dad sent a picture of us in one of the cells and i was just all smiles lol

u certainly helped make the trip memorable, i seriously havent had a friend as great as you in years /srs (and istg there was not a MOMENT i thought u were being awkward, i just had a TON of fun <33 )

ok bye sorry for rant, i just dont wanna draw or sleep lol

Proshippers should just climb into that dirty hole they dug themselves into and just STAY there. Nobody wants them. Nobody cares about them, and what kinda mindset do they have in the first place to even come up with that stuff and think its okay. ( AND CYN x N???? T^T COME ON THAT'S SOME SWEET HOME ALABAMA TYPE SHIT )

Those people are gonna grow up to be pedos ISTG-

And the whole TADC fandom in general is just WEIRD... ugghhhh just why can't people just enjoy a show without shipping everyone and EVERYTHING <:[... ( the most anyone would be is like good friends or smth bro )

Also heheheh happy I made the trip fun :]]] always makes me happy to hear that stuff lmao

[kurokoros]

I know you wanted bitchy ST anons yesterday but your recent St/ncy reblog kinda inspired me, I hope that's okay.

Idk the thing about St/ncy that irritates me the most is that those who ship it blame the end of that relationship on Steve. And now that he has changed, it's fine and dandy. First of all Nancy isn't a price but also why is Steve the one to change and not her, when she was the reason why it didn't work in the first place? Like you said even in s1, we could see her actively pining after Jonathan while being with Steve. He was always the second choice to her, she even admits that to Jonathan in s2. St/ncy shippers want Steve to be happy, then why do you ship him with the girl who cheated on him? Just because he still has feelings for her doesn't mean she would be good for him.

Also the whole Steve being a bad boyfriend is simply not true, idc how hard the Duffers want to promote this point. People say Steve never listened to Nancy and didn't take her trauma seriously, but when they come with "proof" it's the scene where he says no to her trying to break the NDA. How is he dismissive by trying to keep her safe? In general Steve dismissing crazy ideas in the show isn't him being an ass or him not caring for that person, it's the opposite because those ideas would backfire in the real world. Like in s4 people really said see Steve is against Nancy's plan again, that means he's horrible to her. Imo Nancy (and the majority of the party) need someone who keeps them in check and not blindly following every move they make (aka Jonathan/J/ncy). [But Nancy doesn't really want that because she hates being challenged] Or Steve saying to Nancy her vision isn't real that Vecna wanted to scare her, people say he was so heartless while I interpreted it as him trying to reassure her that it wasn't real, that Vecna scared Max the same way, but I digress.

Back to s2 when he was a bit annoyed with them going to the Hollands, which was used as further proof to say he was the worst. Imagine sitting across the parents of the girl who is missing, but you know she died in your pool? And that for every week for a year. If Nancy's allowed to have trauma, why can't Steve? Also he's emotionally intelligent, he knows how hard it is for both Nancy and Barb's parents. Trying to make it better, by making like jokes at the dinner or telling Nancy it's not good and they might stop isn't him dismissing Nancy. Plus in the end, he was going with her regardless. Steve was the only one really trying in that relationship, while Nancy was eying Jonathan for a year.

Also tbh we know she blamed herself and Steve for Barb's death, if that topic would come up she would definitely let him know that, if not directly than more subconsciously. Steve isn't stupid and tbh if I were to discuss my trauma from facing a literal monster with my girlfriend while she also blames me vor the death of her bff, I would too pretend everything is fine. That's why he wasn't as phased by her accusation about Barb because he knew it somehow. Like Nancy isn't a sensitive person when she dislikes or has problems with something/someone she let's that person know somehow.

To sum it up, Stancy never worked from the beginning because Nancy never loved Steve and only stayed with him because it was a safe choice and she didn't want to be alone while waiting for the guy she actually wanted. It will never work too because Nancy would have to actively choose Steve first, which was never the case and I honestly don't see her do it in the future.

Oh boy! I'm always up for bitchy anons!

St/ncy as a ship is very weird to me, because I'm not sure who exactly is shipping it. Because the Nancy stans don't seem to like Steve and think he was the reason their relationship fell apart, and I don't know why Steve stans would want him to get back together with the ex who cheated on him with the guy he thought she cheated on him with a year prior (and boy it sure is ironic that Steve's biggest asshole moment in S1 is a result of him thinking Nancy cheated on him with Jonathan, only to have her actually cheat on him with Jonathan in S2). Is st/ncy just the het equivalent of st/ddie and harrin/rove where it makes zero sense canonically but people want the hot (white) characters to kiss? Who is st/ncy for?

Steve being a bad boyfriend has no basis in canon aside from Steve calling himself a bad boyfriend and Nancy not saying anything to disagree. As far as we know, Steve drives Nancy to school. Goes with her to visit Barb's parents for dinner every week. And I can only assume they actually talked about things between seasons. As for Steve not being supportive, I, frankly, think less people should be supportive of Nancy's poorly thought out plans. Like, in S2 I hate the j/ncy plotline because it never should have worked. Owens should have found the recorder, and, if they weren't wrapped up in plot armor, Nancy and Jonathan probably should have been found dead after a fabricated car accident or something. S2 Steve isn't unsupportive of Nancy's asperations, he's unsupportive of her half-baker revenge fantasies that could get people killed.

As for Steve being annoyed about visiting the Hollands... I'm actually on his side in that instance, based on personal experience. When I was a senior in high school, a girl in the grade below me (who I didn't know personally, but did know of) was unexpectedly killed in a car accident. The next day after the news broke, there were a lot of people mourning, and it was an extremely awkward situation to be on the outside of. Because I didn't know her, but I was surrounded by people who did, who were upset, and as empathetic as people try to be, there's still a massive degree of separation between you and people grieving someone you didn't know. In ST, Steve didn't really know Barb. He didn't know Barb's parents prior to her death. So once every week he goes to have dinner with his girlfriend and his girlfriend's dead best friend's parents, and he's the only one not grieving, or maybe he thinks he doesn't have a right to grieve. It's not a fun position to be in. It's not a position anyone wants to be in.

And it's probably an argument Steve and Nancy had a few times. Like, Nancy says Steve doesn't have to go with, but if he doesn't is that something she holds against him? idk there are factors there that it would have been really cool to see the show play around with via flashbacks to the gap year.

Anyway! I fully agree that st/ncy has never worked as a functional couple, and bringing it back romantically in S4 never should have happened unless it was to actually make the two of them talk about what happened in S2 (or to have the Upside Down being stuck in 1983 have a meaning).

[anti-katsuki-lounge]

I kinda dislike how Enji and Bakugou are compared and Enji is said to he worse when I'd say Enji is the best one simply because his arc is more realistic.

He is hated by his family, he doesn't know what to do, he suffers, he is a sad pathetic man doomed to fail because of his past mistakes. Him from s2 and him right now are totally different people. His arc is realistic and belivable. Hori doesn't force readers to like him. Just like Todoroki family you can choose how do you feel about him.

Bakugou? Oh everyone loves him lmao. Even tho he is a crazy teenager that tried to kill his "childhood friend" several times: classmates love him, teachers and pros praise him, his development comes and goes. He gets a "redeeming" moment BOOM next scene he behaves like an asshole again as a gag. He should've been expailed from UA right after attempting to kill Deku. But nah he won't because he has a hero vibe and he is cool deep down or some shit. Even his biggest victim Deku wants to be his friend and admires him. And, you know, more gary stue unrealistic stuff. Hori clearly wants you to like him using cheap moments of Bakugou being calm and actually acting normal instead of making him change permanently like with Endeavor. You will never get "gags" where endeavor treats shoto like shit but you will get it with bakugou and his "friends". It's really telling.

Idc what everyone else says but Endeavor is overall a better character with better arc and realistic atonement arc while Bakugou is written in a lazy way that relies on you already liking him because he was bahaving normally like four times

100% agree. Like don’t get me wrong, Endeavor’s redemption arc is flawed too but it’s way more realistic and better done than Katsuki.

[abcdosaka]

i have such a love hate relationship with how gege writes women like he’s tackling the oppression of women and yet the women aren’t the important part of that conversation like he keeps killing them off 💀 it’s like how the walking dead would introduce a black character and immediately kill the previous main cast member black character

☝️ thing i can’t fault him for is that every female char is incredibly likeable. except maybe hana but tbh i still like her bc i could forgive women for anything she just got done dirty by the narrative. same with remi but honestly, instead of disliking her she made me dislike fushiguro a bit. (it’s not that i thought he’s at fault for anything i just disliked the set up for that arc) personally i think those two were the only major fumble writing wise. oh and tsumiki although i guess there wasn’t much more for her to do i was hoping she’d be more than a plot device (she was likeable anyway she made me like fushiguro more lmao)

omg i just realized what they all have in common is that they’re all related to fushiguro somehow.

another thing he does well is giving them their MOMENTS which to me is kinda more important than their depth in a battle shonen. like almost all the female combatants get a super raw moment. even hana shining that light on meguna was soo beautiful like idk that sticks out in my mind (until she fucked it up ofc)

nobara i think was actually rly well done. i still think there’s hope she’ll come back tbh. even though i said otherwise that’s just me pretending idc. yuki had a really good fight and she was so charismatic that i can forgive her death being related to choso so much (also bc i like choso). i just really wish we could have seen more of her earlier and know more abt her, esp her being a star plasma vessel, ik she was a supporting character but i was so hyped to see her in action. she’s one of my favs. tengen is also low key a fav even tho she didn’t rly do anything she’s well established and idk i just like her. uro is another fav who i need to see more of i hope she isn’t done for i feel like she got spared for a reason. yorozu was pure comedy i liked her and i kinda miss her i wish she stuck around longer. i stanned mai from her first appearance. maki is obviously my queen no words needed. i also thought momo was super cute and i still wanna know wtf that miwa panel was in the cg arc i think that was a genuine he forgot moment. mei mei and momjaku are freaks but i like them both they really help set the tone

ig the only issues are that 1) they keep dying and 2) their most important moments are related to a man somehow. i guess it makes sense bc it is aimed at a male audience but like if you’re writing abt women’s issues then you have to acknowledge the women in question as…people? that’s not rly what i mean to say but idk how else to phrase it. it feels like he wants to do a good job tackling these issues but he doesn’t rly get the core of the issue.

anyway it sounds like i’m shitting on him but the fact that he’s clearly making an attempt at expanding on the female characters instead of being like “here bitch damn” (and it’s a girl who gets one chapter of depth and is written out immediately after) is what actually touches my heart. altho ig he kinda did that with everyone but maki like i remember being surprised he went so far in the perfect prep arc for maki like i didn’t think she’d get a power up like that. and then in the sakurajima colony arc i didn’t know she’d continue to be relevant and then jumping sukuna with yuji like okayyy

the nice part of never getting fed is that crumbs are so delicious and nutritious for me. anyway i believe in kenjaku (old woman) x tengen heian era old woman yuri

[vacantgodling]

I wanted to ask about someone from demon slayer but I couldn't figure out who to ask about so. please go off about someone from demon slayer if you have opinions otherwise please blast me with overwatch thoughts for:

15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)

16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?

17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?

~ @void-botanist

LMAOOO thank you for the ask :’) technically i got some stuff im not normal about when it comes to demon slayer even tho i am much more chill about it than other things that i’m into LOL.

ummm i feel like it’d be easier if i just did it for the cast overall? cuz when else am i gonna talk about this pff

15. What is your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn’t matter if it’s canon or not)

my main demon slayer ships are:

Rengoku x Uzui (like a Lot this is probably my otp of this show. however uzui’s wives are included. its like a separate spoke poly to me? uzui x his wives are one half and the wives are all into each other then uzui x rengoku is the other half and rengoku and uzui’s wives all care about each other in a more platonic way lol. basically a healthy poly thing in my mind)

Tanjiro & Zenitsu & Inosuke (in a platonic way!!! those are my sons don’t separate them or i’ll sob!!!!!!)

Giyuu x Shinobu (i like how she teases him and even if she is disdained by his awkwardness sometimes i think she can really understand where he’s coming from and understand him even when he’s just kinda like :| yknow)

16. What is your least favorite ship for this character?

ig i can go down the list for stuff ive seen with any of the above that i’m not a huge fan of?

Rengoku x Akaza -> i hate akaza so fucking much i am strangling every post i see with him and this ship with my bare hands. I Do Not Care about akaza’s boohoo sad backstory i am killing him and not in the teehee way i mean every time i see him i become Enraged <3. muzan may be the antagonist of demon slayer but i want to see akaza’s death animated in Great Detail.

haven’t seen anything about uzui that’s made me squick cuz most people ship him with either his wives or with rengoku lmao

Tanjiro x Kanao -> even though they are canon i’m just not super into her character ig? like she and tanjiro don’t seem like couple material to me. he doesn’t really treat her any differently than any other person he interacts with (imo) and i would argue he shows more care and interest and love towards zenitsu and inosuke than kanao specifically. aside from the standard anime “girl pretty” energy which like. all anime does that so it’s not even a measure of attraction to me anymore (being a long time anime fan). don’t get me wrong i don’t hate her as a character but as a couple they just seem so… boring. esp of the main three canon couples. like inosuke and aoi i can see and i don’t mind, zenitsu and nezuko are a given but… kanao just isn’t a good match for my boy ig (to me) 💀💀

Zenitsu and Inosuke only really get shipped with Nezuko/Tanjiro (solo) respectively and i don’t dislike those. i just like the three of them together at all costs so ig i don’t like the idea of tanjiro and inosuke dating and zenitsu kinda being on the side if i HAD to be nitpicky about it. like the three of them are a unit. do not separate.

Giyuu x Sanemi -> sorry i just don’t like sanemi 💀💀💀

Shinobu x Mitsuri -> i LOVE mitsuri to death. but i hate when fandoms ship two femme characters just because they could be a lesbian couple and for no other reason aside from that. like i get Why because lesbian candidates in anime is fleeting esp in shonen bc of a lack of femme characters in general so like. i understand that but maybe just cuz im not a lesbian idc that much. it’s similar to how i feel about tanjiro/kanao i just don’t think mitsuri has put any special emphasis on her relationship with shinobu. like she looks up to her definitely. but like mitsuri loves everyone. and i feel like shinobu would do better with someone she wouldn’t feel pressured to be Only the happy side of herself with and i feel like once she broke down that barrier she would be able to be more herself around giyuu than around mitsuri.

also this isn’t mentioned in my main ships but i don’t like Mitsuri and Obanai as a couple. idc if they’re canon i don’t like him he’s annoying asf he is not good enough for my girl.

17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?

Rengoku x Giyuu i’ve seen around and i’m okay with it. i love both of these two to death (#tanjiro’solderbrothers) and so them together makes me very soft. i think it would be super rough for giyuu just because i don’t think he’d think he was Good Enough for rengoku which is why i don’t ship it too heavily but like i love them both so i’m never mad when i see it.

Giyuu x Sabito i don’t really ship but like obviously i get why people do and it makes my heart hurt despite not shipping it like that </3

Tanjiro x Genya or Tanjiro x Muichiro are two things i don’t mind seeing. i don’t really ship them bc like. tanjiro is my son and it’s kinda weird for me to think about him romantically l m a o? and muichiro is even younger than him lol. in the case of genya i totally get it but again it’s more just “hmm yes that’s his best friend” like i immediately in my mind view it platonically vs romantically.

annnnd i think that’s it from off the top of my head? thank you again this was fun to actually talk about instead of just rotating it in my brain PFF

[coral-melon]

Ohh could i get an obey me matchup if u have time? :D

Appearance: i’m afab, tall but skinny like a noodle, still have curves tho. i have light brown hair and dull blue eyes i’m pale af and have a slightly larger than average number of moles. i have had purple under-eyes since i was 12 they are never going away

Personality: professionally i’m doing well but every other area of my life is in shambles lmfao. still live with my parents can’t drive depressed as hell and barely any relationship experience💀i hate responsibility but i’m still responsible because i hate letting people down. i make a conscious effort to always meet deadlines and show up to meetings on time and it bothers me when other people don’t. but still i’m pretty lenient with others and give them the benefit of the doubt. i am fairly whimsical and quite unbothered by everything. not afraid to push boundaries and attempt things no one has done before, when ppl tell me my goals sound unrealistic it just motivates me more

Strengths/weaknesses: good at drawing and school, graduated college with a 4.0 gpa and a bunch of honors and stuff, and i am the creator of several viral posts and quizzes. good at taking advantage of opportunities that come my way. and i can see humor in everything i love to laugh. i’m kinda irony poisoned and struggle with sincerity, but i’m also an open book i don’t rly have anything to hide. i always talk pretty casually with people no matter who they are but i get away with it cuz i’m smart and good at my job or something. i may come across as impulsive but i do think through everything i do and say, i’m just a fast thinker. i’ve been told i’m too trusting but i haven’t been hurt yet sooo idc ^_^

Likes/dislikes: i am fan of any kind of creative hobby. i like being in nature and interacting with animals but i’m also a pwetty pwincess who hates getting dirty. i hate doing chores and paying for stuff too 💅🏻 i avoid drama and conflict like the plague, though i enjoy it as a spectator. and i hate office jobs, specifically because i work very efficiently then have to pretend to be productive for my dumbass boss when i finish everything early. i love to hang out with people even if it’s something boring like running errands. for some reason people think i don’t like hugs or texting but i do :( i constantly crave novelty i love new experiences

Other: when i really like someone i’ll take an interest in their interests and memorize every little thing i learn about them to the point where i gotta play dumb sometimes so i don’t sound overly invested. we would probably have to have a strong friendship as a foundation cuz u gotta be patient with my repressed ass. i don’t have a lot of preferences for dates so i’d be happy doing whatever they want, i’m v indecisive so it would be good for both of us if they like taking the lead

- 🦝

Hello -🦝! Thank you for taking the time to introduce yourself, it a pleasure to meet you! ^^

This felt really fun for me bc I already had a few silly hc in mind for you, so I hope you enjoy!

I match you with…~

꩜ Never a dull moment when your around him.

꩜ The two of you are a funny duo, to say the least. If it were possible, it would be like you taking care of a leash kid.

꩜ Not to worry, with this jackass over by your side, he will make you forget about your depression with his bullshit and shenanigans! That’s right, The Great Mammon himself! >;D👍✨ ((plz don’t take this too seriously..))

꩜ When it comes to you, he might as well not have any experience either. When others look at you, sometimes they think you’re the one who knows the ropes even if that’s not the case at all.

꩜ He’s supposed to keep an eye on you, but the fact of the matter is that it got twisted real quick and you ended up responsible for him instead. You keep him in check when it comes to his studies and duties he must finish. Oh what’s that? Sike! Even if you didn’t want to, he’ll beg you to help him out before Lucifer catches a whiff that he failed a test for the 1738929th time.

꩜ You’re motivated to want to improve yourself, so why would t you want the same for those you care about? No matter how hopeless someone is, surely there’s always a way!

꩜ Doesn’t matter how much he tries to hide something he did wrong though, Lucifer knows way before he himself does. So you’ll often see him upside down hanging from a ceiling. He temps you first before resorting to begging you to help him out again.

“Are ya takin’ me seriously, human?!”

— “Pfft- Yea yea of course!👌” nah, not really

꩜ As time passes by though, he starts catching your drift slowly without being told what to do. Simply wanting to get your attention and praise is enough to have him determined to want to do better. So in a way, both of you help each other out to get yourselves organized; May it be your actions or mental state. Thriving forward because of it.

꩜ He appreciates you never me giving up on him, thinking about it makes him soft and weak.. He’ll never admit it though! Not the Great Mammon himself! Not in a million years! Pretty obvious tho..

꩜ He, too, is an open book; not on purpose though. He tries to hide it but ultimately just reveals even more.

꩜ But It’s funny watching you two play dumb with each other when it comes to the other’s interests. He is just as invested in what you like — or perhaps even more — like you are with his.

“Oh, you like -insert hobby-? Ha, lame!” *Proceeds to look up everything there is to know about it*

꩜ Lovely to know you like to hang out, cuz best believe this guy is stuck to you like glue. He might try to come up with an excuse as to why he just barged into your room or sent you some random message, but it’s all bs. He just wants to be with you even if there’s no reason. He just really enjoys your company.

꩜ On days he gets paid, He’ll say he’s feeling generous and willing to spoil indulge you a bit. You better be grateful to the Great Mammon! Whenever you go shopping, he’ll keep an eye out for anything you might glance at, even if it was just for a brief moment.

꩜ And even if it’s rare coming from you, he’ll immediately sense if there’s greed coming from you. So he’ll buy you whatever it is that you want so badly! *cough* you just glanced at it.. *cough*

End

I hope I was able to make you smile

Take care -🦝!✨

[rooolt]

anyways here are my thoughts on what d20 seasons/settings I think the dndads cast would excel in because I'm manifesting they get their own season

Will - ACOC: I think crown of candy has a lot of those intriguing and very emotional twisty turny plot lines will is really good at. he seems to love a character twist with henry's whole backstory and hildy's secret identity and such and I just think acoc would really suit that. plus acoc is really interestingly thought out and well written and will is such a good writer I think he'd only add to that in a great way

Freddie - ASO: I know dndads did a star wars 5e thing but im not on patreon so I haven't listened to it BUT like oh my god freddie would be so good as some fun albeit kinda cocky ace pilot who is a little too heavy-handed on the kublicane just fucking around in space. also he could definitely pull off a brain slug, droid, alien, clone, cyborg whatever

Matt - TUC: this one was hard for me and I'll admit I think he'd also thrive in eftbk but I haven't finished that due to *ahem* personal reasons (I have an unreasonable and completely unfounded dislike of one of the cast members its a problem I know, kill me whatever idc) but ultimately he'd be great in tuc. the thing is matt's characters always feel so human to me and like he'd do great in a fantasy setting too but like idk he's just so good at the real-life and I think TUC could bring that out even further

Beth - T7 or Coffin Run: This feels like cheating because coffin run isn't even done yet but come on. let beth have her buffy moment. also coffin run is so fucking funny and so is beth I couldn't not include it BUT I really do think she'd fit perfectly into the seven, with the whole cast and everything. like the seven has so much emotion but is also so gut-bustingly funny and also the amount of Teen Girl Rage in it? off the charts. oh my god, would beth thrive in the seven. honestly, they should do the seven part two, pull up another chair to the table, and let beth be zelda. or someone entirely new I don't care she'd be great

I'll admit I have absolutely no clue about Anthony. he's such a wild card cause I've only seen him play in fetch quest. I think he'd do great in anything but for some reason, my gut is saying tiny heist. idk please tell me your thoughts on this and thank you for letting me indulge in talking about how much I like the dndads cast.

[ihatelettuce]

Ok ok I know I said I wouldn’t elaborate unless explicitly asked to but idc I lied 😋 !!!

Birthday Surprise

Zeke Jaeger x Reader, afab reader, she/her pronouns

There’s not much plot but I had to get this out of my dumb silly little system, so here you go <3 I hope you guys enjoy!

Contents:

WC: 3,518

Smut, Food Play, Zeke being a fool (whom I love dearly), oral (m + mention of f), Unprotected Vaginal, Creampie, B00ty Eating, Zeke is kinda rough, Name Calling, Choking, Some Spanking, Everything in this fic is 100% consentual no dub/noncon, Slight Fluff (?), MDNI

If I missed anything please let me know!

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You’ve been a workaholic for as long as you could possibly remember. Attending after school and taking any extra classes available despite being at the top of all of your school’s honor-roll every single year up until you graduated high school; you never missed a single day and to this day hold the records of the highest regents exams scores that your high school so proudly shows off.

That full room and board scholarship that was given to you was taken graciously, and you worked your ass off getting through college, very proudly being one of your college’s highest prospects; earning a prized internship at the country’s fastest growing, highly influential business corporation, Warriors Inc. First impressions always matter, your enchanting appearance accompanied by your exuberant personality and diligent work ethic landing you an official position at the end of your internship. Your position in your career was solidified, you were on a clear highway towards success and life only seemed to be getting better. Because it was.

Your job was a godsend to you in many ways, much of them you were anticipating, but it granted you a gift that you would’ve never in your life have seen coming.

Zeke Jaeger.

He was your internship supervisor, and at the beginning of your abrupt work relationship, he was a bit of a, what’s the word, asshole. It’s not that you disliked him, quite the contrary, actually. You found him to be intriguing, a bit of a mystery that you wanted to dive a little deeper into.

Socializing wasn’t much of a difficulty to you, so you were delighted to approach him. The only problem was that he was very distant and spoke enthusiastically in sarcasm. You were relentless, determined to make your time with your fellow employee a joyful one, and eventually, like everything else you set your mind to in your life, you succeeded. What you weren’t expecting was for him to take it to the next level.

Nevertheless here you were, 2 years into your relationship with him and happier than you could’ve imagined yourself to be.

Zeke was, unconventional, to say the least. He had the driest sense of humor you thought you’ve ever seen, and he had a mass of odd interests and habits that he displayed with no ounces of shame. He was confident in himself and proud, even. While most people would’ve found him arrogant or aggravating to some degree (which you understand and agree with to an extent), you found him to be self-sufficient, self-aware, and in tune with himself. Nothing was more attractive to you than those qualities that he possessed.

You soon found yourself in a comfortable routine of occasionally seeing him at work and eventually meeting him at home once you two decided to take your relationship to that next level, and it was what you looked forward to most on your tiring days.

Today in particular was a hard one. You woke up achy and exhausted, rushed to work where you were bombarded and overloaded with work and were suffocated by your coworkers and family and friends (through your phone, of course). The day felt excruciatingly long, even more so considering your doting boyfriend was at home due to his day off. You wanted nothing more than to just come home and relax in his arms in a bath, ordering your favorite for take out and then finally drifting to sleep in that blessed California king bed that Zeke insisted on buying once you two moved into your brand new condo.

The hallways were deafeningly silent as you twisted the keys to the front door of your spacious condo. This in and of itself wasn’t unusual, but the opaque darkness and hollow echoes of your home most definitely was.

“Hello?”

Silence.

“Zeke, are you home?”

Silence, still.

You never received any indication that he wouldn’t be home for any reason, that wasn’t very like him. The frown on your face adorned itself on its own, and your melancholy for his absence was strong.

With a heavy sigh, you made strides to your shared bedroom nonetheless, ready to sink into your home even if he wasn’t there. You missed him, but it wouldn’t help you in any way to discomfort your body anymore than it already was. You had a shower to get through before you could hit the hay.

The oddities of the day were quickly counting up, with there being an obvious glint of light shining beneath your bedroom door. It was a waste of the utility to leave the lights on if no one was home, so now you were suspicious and slightly angry.

“This stupid bitch” you quietly muttered under your breath, sucking your teeth and internally preparing the lecture you were gonna give him in your head. He has the nerve to not be home on the day you wanted to see him the most AND he’s wasting the light bill?

Your hand finally reaches the knob, turning it quickly, and absolutely nothing could prepare you for the sight you were just about to see.

“Happy Birthday, doll”

There he lied in all his glory, fully naked with a mass of candles encircling your enormous bed and rose petals adorning the entirety of the room.

This normally would’ve been a romance cliche, but Zeke couldn’t let it be normal, no, that wasn’t his style at all.

Your eyes roamed around every wall, cans of Reddi-Wip littered across your nightstand. What the fuck is he doing?

“I’m just getting your cake ready love, I know how much you love whipped cream”.

It’s as if you spoke out loud, his answer leaving his lips like a chirp.

“Zeke what is all of this, why are you covered in whipped cream?”.

And he was, his glasses were carefully placed on the nightstand away from the mess of cans and cream.

Zeke was by all accounts, a very attractive man. He was sprawled out on the bed, nipples soaking up the whipped cream that he generously applied on the top. The cream was spread all the way down from his chest, along through his happy trail, all the way until it reached the head of his thick, long cock. His tip, bright and pink, was left clean.

He was laying on his side, and you could evidently see some cream reaching the underside of his ass cheeks.

“What, don’t act like you’re not interested, you clearly don’t remember all of the shit you stutter out when you’re drunk off your ass. Are you gonna just stand there and stare at me the whole night?”

Now you realize that this is probably somehow your fault, some silly idiocy that escaped like word vomit on a drunken night where your mouth spoke whatever thought flew by.

His eyes leered over you, dick in hand as he started to slowly pump, cream spreading with every stroke and dick quickly getting harder and harder. It made you realize that whatever the cause of this was didn’t matter. It was happening, and it was happening now. The rest was instantaneous, your hands quick to remove the layers that were sheltering your body from the outside.

You rushed your way over to where he lay on the center of the bed, feverishly getting on the bed, both of you now naked and his dick fully erect upon the sight.

“My god sweets, I’ve been waiting for this all d-”, you were suckling on his nipples before he could finish. Mouth shifting between the left and the right as if you were entranced. You were hungry, you wanted dinner, and if he was going to be your dinner tonight, you were going to eat.

The cream was long gone before you could truly even taste it, enamored with how good it felt to be suckling on him rather than the other way around.

Zeke was holding back any and every groan or moan that threatened to escape his throat. You could tell that he was enjoying this, peeking your eyes above to see his eyes closed and knowing that he was longing for more.

His large hand came up to entangle around the threads of your h/c locks, his grip yanking your head back, lips coming off of his right nub with a subtle pop.

“Such a hungry bitch today aren’t ya?” He could feel you writhe and greedily mutter out steady chants of “mhm”, measly attempting to nod your head in agreement.

“You are, yeah? Then it’s time to move on to your main course, don’t y’think?”

Without further discussion you were shoving your face back down onto him, licking and slurping up all of the whipped cream that trailed its way down his stomach. You stopped at the hilt of his throbbing eager cock, letting out a thirsty laugh before peppering tiny kisses on his thinner thigh. You were ready, taking no further moment before putting half of his impressive length past your lips.

You were keeling over the tiny mewl that he released at the feeling, your tongue glued on his shaft, licking up his balls right before you licked a long stripe at the underside of his member.

God Zeke loved you so much, your mouth so expertly sucked him in, happy to suffocate yourself just to deepthroat his entirety, bobbing your head up and down and taking steady breaths through your nose.

Your ministrations were perfect, subtle moans escaping every so often until it was becoming too much to bear, his hand holding your head all the way down while he shot loads down your throat.

The pubic hair on his pelvic area lightly tickled your nose as you took it all in. Your pussy throbbed violently against your core, slick arousal pooling near your touch-starved hole. You knew that you were getting close to losing it, you needed his dick inside of you, but not yet, you needed to taste more.

“Not done”

It almost came out as a whisper, and you were gleefully repeating yourself.

“‘M not done, wanna taste more”, hands aggressively gripping Zeke’s thighs, borderline leaving tiny marks as you hastily flipped him over. The mess of whipped cream was revealed on the bed, most of what previously adorned his cheeks now soaking in the sheets you were definitely going to change at the end of this session. His ass wasn’t fully cleaned yet, lathered in the remnants.

You could tell that he was actually quite nervous. Zeke liked to try to be a funny guy, and it wouldn’t come off as a surprise if he doused the cream all over his ass just to make some stupid joke about you eating his “cake” for dessert, a dumb birthday joke, but he didn’t think you’d take it literal.

It was meant as a joke, but you were ready to see if he actually did want his ass ate, even if it was a silent fantasy. Taboo or not, you couldn’t care less. You loved him, and if by any chance this was something he wanted, you were more than ready to do it for him.

You looked up to him, fully in position.

His face was turned towards yours, the brightest you’ve ever seen it before, and honestly? Right now, you’re proud of yourself for that.

“You really don’t have to, I would never make you do something like this”.

“Trust me, I know.”

No more words were needed. The air was cleared and you were prepared.

You got to work on his cheeks first, licking them completely clean of all of the cream, going as far as to even suckle little kisses and litter little marks sparsely all over the surface. Zeke was at a loss for words, at a loss for everything. It wasn’t much but even what you was giving him felt like so much. The stimulation to his ass was something he’s always secretly thought of, but never did he think that his girlfriend would happily introduce him to that entire new world.

A momentary pause to catch your breath was needed, and you took the time to examine his ass, an area of his body that you never previously took so much interest in.

He was fully shaven, giving your eyes all of the access it needed to his private. Maybe he was preparing himself for this afterall. As you spread his cheeks to the side, you could see his puckered asshole twitch in anticipation, finger involuntarily reaching to touch. You could hear Zeke shudder at the touch, and you weren’t a cruel being to finger his virgin ass with no sort of lube on it.

You couldn’t bear to tease him any longer, diving face first into his ass, slurping every available inch up and licking vicariously.

His ass was quick to get slippery, your tongue happily lapping beneath his crack. He tastes so good, his ass was so much better than you could’ve ever imagined. You wondered how you kept this treat away from yourself for so long, finding an entire new home in between his beautifully sculpted ass.

“Ah, FUCK, just like that baby”, he cooed over to you, the praise only adding fuel to the fire that was pitted deep in your abdomen.

Your tongue circled around his hole, making sure to lick kitten stripes up and down as you knead on his ass cheeks as if you were starved, his ass serving as your first meal in years. You couldn’t have asked for a better one.

As you slurped and popped on his ass, your left hand found purchase in his left cheek, gripping and occasionally spanking as you went to town on him. Watching it turn a lovely hue of pink was like a slice of heaven on earth. Your right hand sneakily snaked its way around his hip, squeezing on his balls that you personally thought weren’t tended to enough.

You gave a strong grip, pulling every now and then, earning you those succulent moans out of his salivating mouth.

You kept a strong pace up, fondling his balls while you licked all up on his ass and gooch, leaving no space unattended. Zeke was doing his best to keep his composure in place, already having came once and being sensitive enough to maybe even cum like this.

But once that hand came up to grab his leaking cock he couldn’t take it anymore,

“Oh god get the fuck up”

You didn’t listen, you were having so much fun afterall and he just tasted so good.

“I said to get. Up.”

Zeke didn’t wait any longer, detaching himself from you before he couldn’t help himself anymore. His hand left the headboard of the bed and easily wrapped around your throat instead, pushing you down the bed and spreading your legs wide open so that he could easily begin to fuck you.

“You’re such a nasty fucking bitch aren’t you? Eating my ass like it’s your last meal.”

Your face burned at his comment, fully taking in everything you’ve actually done tonight. The embarrassment didn’t matter, you were so fucking horny you couldn’t take it. You know that you’re not fully prepped, his intimidating length that always gave you that bone-chilling burn threatening to break you. But tonight, that’s exactly what you wanted. It’s what you needed.

His hand suddenly gripped your throat tighter, the air pleasantly being blocked from your lungs.

“You’re gonna ignore me now? You’re all fucked out without my dick even so much as touching you? Answer me slut”

“Y-yes daddy, yes! I’m your nasty bitch, your dirty slut, yours!”

Your desperate hole clenched around nothing as you intensely hoped for him to finally stick his dick in you.

He took a hand and slid a single stripe along your burning heat, revelling at the slobbery mess that existed by you just sucking his dick and eating his ass.

“So fucking wet, such a good little bitch”, as he spanked your puffy clit, electricity shooting through your entire body from just the slightest bit of attention to the deprived bud.

“Need you to fuck me, I want you to fuck me Zeke please”, you cried out, unable to hold out anymore.

“You need me to fuck you, yeah? I’ll fuck you then”.

Your mouth gaped with a silent scream as his cock burrowed through your walls, the tip easily slipping in with the mixture of your collected juices and his pre. He made sure to slip it in slow, dragging the stroke out until he finally filled you to the brim, a relieved sigh befalling both of your lips as he bottomed out.

Zeke’s eyes met yours for a moment, ensuring that you were comfortable and ready. He made sure not to hold back any longer as his hips withdrew his pulsating cock until just the tip remained, slamming his hips to yours with a swiftness. Your mouth fell agape once more, but this time with a genuine scream, one that you’ve been dying to let out.

The pace that he set was relentless, quick and hard, your needy cunt feeling every detail and vein of his cock along your aching walls. Squelching sounds were soon filling the room as his cock filled you, your pussy only getting wetter and wetter with every stroke that he gave, cockhead kissing your cervix ever so passionately everytime his hilt would meet your heat.

“God this pussy’s so good, can’t get enough of this tight little pussy I swear”,

Zeke’s head fell back as his hands hungrily settled into your sides, the pudge from your lower midsection and hips acting as a placeholder for them. Your moans were unrelenting, reverberrating throughout the room and bouncing off of the walls. Coupled with the sounds of his length hitting every spot in your spongey walls, it was a symphony to Zeke’s ears. If these walls weren’t worth the money your salaries paid for you were sure that your neighbors would be hearing every single sound.

He knew that he could make you feel even better, grabbing your legs and folding them over your head so that he could drill into you even deeper, as impossible as that seemed to feel before. With the shift of his hips you could feel his cock dragging along that sweet spot that always killed you, his tender pubic hairs brushing along your bundle of nerves so slightly that it was delectable.

His cock was abusing your pussy so deliciously that you couldn’t comprehend it, the waves of pleasure possessing your body. Zeke grabbed your face with a hand, interlocking your lips together as he thrusted into you. The kiss was delirious, tongues twisting together and his mouth housing your moans, muffling the sounds as your hands traveled up and down his body with your nails scratching fresh wounds onto his back with every long stroke that scratched that spot inside you.

You were getting too close to your climax to let anything get in its way now, grabbing his own throat with one hand while your nails sunk into his back.

“Right there! ‘M gonna cum, nghhh”

Zeke knew exactly what to do, keeping the exact pace he had going steady and letting his hand quickly travel to your clit, rubbing tentative shapes that your body heeded to with ease. This action alone would’ve sent you over the edge with how sensitive you felt, but doubled with the collision of his massive member, you felt like you were going to pass out.

A few more strokes with your clit being so tenderly cared for, the dams broke and you finally came, drenching his dick in your juices, walls clamming down onto him as you spasmed beneath him.

Your pussy felt impossibly tight on his cock, driving him towards the edge where he carelessly spilled his seed deep inside of you.

He held you tightly as you both came down from your highs, dick throbbing slightly as it settled down inside of your full pussy. You eagerly brought his face up and aligned it with your own, showering him with kisses until your lips settled onto his.

“Thank you for the perfect end to my birthday”, you stated in content, rubbing your thumb along his cheekbone.

“Did you really think that was it? Some dick isn’t enough for your special day, I have your gift wrapped up for you and an entire day planned tomorrow.”

He smiled against you as you perked up at his words, beyond grateful for him and excited for whatever it is that he had awaiting you.

Zeke suddenly leaned up, removing his body from yours and lowering his body to where he met your melting center. He watched as the cum slowly oozed out, scooping it up with his fingers,

“I never did say I was done, did I? It’s your birthday, you should be the one cumming more than once here”.

“Wait, wha-”

His face dove into your pussy without further ado, and you knew that you were in for a long night <3

Sorry if it’s not good or anything, I’m not that great at writing smut but I figured why not try anyways, y’know? Also I copy and pasted this from docs on my laptop so if there’s any mistakes blame Google 🙄 Love you all so much and I hope that your day is so very lovely!!!!

[hesther-mcg]

rivals

request: @kyleewrites​: Oh you wanted a Bolin request?? How about rival probender to lovers go (u can choose earth, water, or fire idc)

request: i’m someone!!! can I request a bolin x reader one-shot? mayyybe an enemies to lovers kinda thing? I think that would be interesting👀🌻

pairing: bolin x reader 

warnings: explicit language

a/n: KYLEEEEEE 💞💞💞💞 thank u for kicking off the bolin train, we ALL appreciate it lol. i hope you like this, and that it makes you smile despite whatevers going on. 🌻 anon was on the same brainwave as you, this is for you too sunny anon. posting this at 4 am whoohoo! 

The door slammed open and you bounded in, throwing your head gear to the side roughly. Frustration rolled off of you in waves, and your teammates sensed it as soon as they caught up to you and entered the locker room. 

Too bad only one of them understood why you were so mad. 

“Damnit, (y/n)!” The earthbender on the team yelled as he yanked his own gear off. “What is wrong with you? We could have won this, we’ve been training nonstop!” 

“Hey, Peng, calm down...” your other teammate urged gently, his hand reaching out to pull Peng back. The earthbender jerked out of the hold, and whirrled around. 

“No, Nidik, I will not calm down!” He mimicked the waterbender. “We’re a good team; I know it, you know it, and (y/n) knows it. We work hard, and we do our best, but every time we go up against that fucking team we always lose! You don’t think that’s suspicious?” 

Silence followed his outburst. You stared at the wall, back straight as a board, Nidik’s lips were pursed as he was locked in a stare down with Peng, who’s breathing was ragged. 

“We had a lot on the line tonight,” Peng spoke again, much calmer this time, still looking at his waterbending friend. He sighed, and closed his eyes. “You need to tell me what’s going on, (y/n).” 

“I-” you hesitated. This was so stupid. He was so stupid. “That idiot earthbender on the Fire Ferrets...” you mumbled. You wouldn’t say you hated him, but the dislike you had for him lit your veins on fire whenever you so much as thought about him. 

“Bolin? What about him?” Peng questioned, finally turning to look at you. 

“Ugh,” you groaned, rubbing your forehead. “You know I don’t like him, but every time he looks at me I blank,” you sighed, lowering your head. You were frustrated with yourself; you didn’t like Bolin, you’d barely spoken to him and it had proven to be a less than exciting conversation, so why did he have this affect on you? 

“You’re kidding me, right?” Peng deadpanned, his face blank as he stared at you. 

“P, don’t be so mean,” Nidik chided from his corner of the room. 

“You have a crush on him, (y/n). We could have won the money to get new uniforms because ours are falling apart, and moved one step closer to the tournament, and we lost it because you have a crush on Bolin?” 

Your face grew hot; whether from anger, embarrassment, or guilt, you didn’t know. You were actually feeling all three as you stood from the bench and grabbed your bag. “Can we talk about this tomorrow?” You mumbled, and didn’t wait around for an answer as you darted out of the room. 

You headed to the bathrooms with racing thoughts. You were angry, at Bolin and yourself. You were embarrassed, because you were starting to think that maybe Peng was right. And you were guilty, for costing your team the match and the rewards you were in need of. 

And as you left the arena, the cold chill of the night air causing you to blow steam from your nostrils, warming yourself up from the inside, these same emotions stuck with you. Shock joined them as someone called out to you. “Hey! (y/n)!” 

You turned and scanned your surroundings, though it wasn’t easy to miss the boy with a wide grin and arms waving through the air. You sighed deeply. 

Bolin. 

Leave. Go home, you told yourself. And you so desperately wanted to, this boy was the cause of many negative emotions tonight and conversing with him didn’t exactly sound fun. But as he barreled towards you, and his green eyes became more visible, your feet stayed glued in place. 

“Shit,” you whispered as you realized you had waited too long, and it was too late to run. He was almost there, and your heart raced for reasons you weren’t ready to unpack yet. 

“Hey, (y/n)! That was a good match back there,” he complimented as he reached you, reaching a hand back to rub his neck. 

You hated how handsome he looked. Dummy. 

“Yeah, sure was...” you trailed off at the end, an awkward smile presenting itself on your face. You cursed yourself. 

“Uh, I was wondering if you wanted to maybe grab a bite to eat with me” he shyly questioned, but blushed a moment later. “A-and Mako and Korra, of course,” he chuckled nervously. 

You hated to say it, but you blanked for a few moments. No thoughts, no emotions, just the question the boy you were supposed to shoot fire at just hours earlier proposed. When your senses decided to quite their bullshit, you scrambled for anything to get out of it. 

But your stomach churned with everything that came to mind; coming up with an excuse felt wrong and made you and uncomfortable. But you at dinner with Bolin? Someone who looked very cute and punchable? 

“Yeah, I can’t tonight, sorry...” you apologized weakly, looking over your shoulder briefly, in the direction you needed to go to get home. “Uh, thanks, though.” 

“Oh,” the disappointment dripped the word. “That’s-that’s okay.” 

Your heart constricted in your chest, and you couldn’t breathe for a moment, and nothing made sense; so you turned away from him. “Maybe another time,” you offered lamely over your shoulder as you stepped away from him. 

“Yeah, sure,” he nodded, shoulders slumping. “I’d like that,” he said softly, and you stopped mid step. Thoughts raced through your mind, and your heart sped up in your chest. Your cheeks were flushed and your nose was becoming slightly runny from the cold, but you turned around and called out to him before you could convince yourself not to. 

“Actually,” you paused. Bolin had already started to walk away from you, his posture screaming ‘rejection’ and feet dragging on the ground, but he perked up at the sound of your voice. His head turned, and hope shined brightly on his face, and you cracked a smile. 

“Yeah?” He questioned, and you worked up the courage you needed to get your words out. There was no going back now. 

“Actually, I think I will go,” your eyes flitted from the ground, to the sky, to the building beside you, anywhere but his face. “If the offer still stands, that is,” your cheeks flushed. 

“Of course it does!” He exclaimed reaching forward to grab your hand and pull you along, heading towards his brother and the Avatar, and you wondered for a moment if this was the right choice.

But as you looked down at Bolin’s hand wrapped around yours, and up at his happy face, it wasn’t hard to lean towards yes.