#idk i prefer tea

[turtleblogatlast]

Also hey I wanna say too that pretty much every single headcanon ever is valid. Even if they aren’t popular, even if they go against canon, even if they change on the regular and make for a throughly transformative work.

I think fandom is supposed to be fun and honestly it just acts like a toybox of sorts? With all these malleable characters as action figures that you play with as you like. If you wanna make them bigger or smaller or change their species or what they present as or how they sound or even act - you can! You can and you should!

Have fun, because you’ll inevitably find others who like what you do too. And even if you don’t, as long as you like it, then that’s what matters.

[widowshill]

— But it's almost midnight. — Oh, that's the point! At the stroke of twelve, he turns into Dracula. C'mon, Vicki – he won't bite.

pose ref.

[heftmanrhamm]

Modern day AU Pat and Cap. For fun.

[blood-orange-juice]

In my previous lab I got some people hooked on matcha latte (the trick is that you need to ask for coconut or coconut+rice milk with it, any other kind ruins the taste). Here I'm handing out coffee capsules like candy and I think I know where this is going.

[indecisive-dizzy]

Been seeing some Eddie headcanons so here's one from me bc why not :)

I hc Eddie seriously prefers hot/warm foods over cold foods. He's the kinda guy who'd microwave his Uncrustable (for those who don't know, an Uncrustable is a pb&j completely wrapped in bread, like a ravioli and is most often eaten cold :) )

There's exceptions and he'd eat refrigerator cold things occasionally, like salad, bc warm salad is probably gross. Tho he'd have warm things in there, like chicken or something to balance it out.

He tends to pass on frozen foods, like ice cream. The only time he willingly eats ice cream is:

it's melted and is now a soup, or

Paired with something warm, like a warm brownie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream (similar to how he adds warm food to salads)

[noblesvacation]

Tidbits about Food

What we've learned about everyone's food preferences!

Lizel

likes: tea and fruit water

dislikes: cheese, but he can eat it

cannot drink alcohol at all

Gil

likes: meat, alcohol

dislikes: chocolate and sweets. can't stand even the smell. mushrooms

Eleven

likes: sweets, alcohol, pretty much everything. stomach is a bottomless pit

dislikes: ?

he has a habit of biting the rim of his glass

[mintjeru]

in honor of us being blessed w/ more gaming leaks today: i've been contemplating his favorite dim sum dish for a while and finally decided on one >:D

cw for mentions of game leaks and food under the cut!

there are so many dim sum dishes to choose from so i basically had to hone in on one by ruling out categories

also i'm assigning him a fav dim sum dessert bc i feel like desserts deserve their own category ><

first of all, i intentionally did not consider larger dishes, such as salted fish fried rice, crispy soy sauce fried noodles, etc., bc technically you can get those at any chinese restaurant, not just a dim sum one

second, i'm excluding expensive dishes you'd typically only see at banquets, such as crab, lobster, etc., bc i'm trying to hc a dish he'd be able to order often when he goes out in a party of 4

third, since canto food is generally light and mild, i think he'd prefer this type of cuisine over food w/ strong spices or flavors. that isn't to say he can't handle or doesn't enjoy stronger tasting food, but i think milder dishes are what he'd go for if he wanted comfort food

now. since he has to stay in shape for his guard duty and performances, i don't think he'd like having fried food often. i think he'd prefer smth lighter so he wouldn't feel sluggish. this would exclude fried calamari, xo sauce stir fried cheung fun, fried pumpkin w/ salted egg yolk, etc.

i'm gonna rule out vegetable dishes too (sorry vegetables!!) bc even though they're good, they're typically not the highlight of dim sum

moving on to other dishes, i'm ruling out har gow and siu mai (don't come at me for this) bc of the fact that they're standard dim sum dishes. yes, they're yummy and are telling of the quality of the dim sum restaurant, but i don't think he'd say they're his Favorite dish out of all the options. i have nothing against har gow and siu mai ok, it's just that i don't think he'd pick one of those as his top favorite bc it's standard to order them every time you get dim sum anyway.

even after ruling all these dishes out, there are still a lot left at this point. so, to make my life easier and bc i felt like it, i decided to hc that gaming likes sweet food. you may ask why and my answer is 1. bc i can, 2. bc it would be gap moe of him to have an energetic, fiery personality while preferring gentle sweets, and 3. bc i can. again bc it's canto cuisine, it's mild sweetness he's looking for.

after deciding on this, the two dishes that came to mind were char siu bao and phoenix claws. it's really funny that i thought of char siu bao bc judging by the look of gaming's recently leaked specialty dish, it's steamed char siu bao.

additional hc: i think he really likes char siu bao, and if he had to pick he'd go for the steamed kind rather than the baked kind bc it's soft and fluffy. interestingly enough, i decided on this prior to the leaks about his specialty dish, the description of which says it's steamed. mhy and i are on the same wavelength fr.

that being said. i'm gonna rule out char siu bao specifically because it's food you can eat on the go. because the story blurb in gaming's drip marketing says he spends his leisure time at the dim sum restaurant, i think he'd want to order smth he doesn't usually get to eat and smth he can take his time enjoying.

in conclusion, i think his favorite dim sum dish would be phoenix claws, which fits those two criteria. it's sweet, a dish that you can only get at dim sum restaurants, and he can take his time savoring it.

as for his favorite dim sum dessert, i had an easier time deciding bc i decided on the steamed char siu bao preference hc beforehand. i'm gonna go with the steamed custard buns bc they have a gentle sweetness and are also soft and fluffy. do you see my vision here? it's all coming together.

thank you for coming to my ted talk, i love him a lot as you can see

[astridthevalkyrie]

not to be all “what I want in a relationship is what I didn’t have growing up” but I just thought of asking someone to watch a show with me and them just like….doing it, without grumbling or sitting like this 😑 the whole time or insulting whatever we’re watching for shits and giggles and i fully made myself tear up and cry

[letstrywritingmaybe]

Ao3 being down is always so tragic for me, I literally bounce back between two sites, and one is taken from me. Which means I have to work on my WIPs or read my library books (I finished reading the joy luck club today). I really should be trying to figure out something for duncney week but my muse is just not biting. Instead I’m about 3k into an extra chapter for something I wanted to remain a one shot (granted I set it up for more… I just have a hard time keeping fics to a one and done deal I guess)

[neetily]

꣑୧ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ── MATCHUP EVENT: Date #6

♡ cupid's victim number six!! ♡

waow!!! thank u so much friend for all the info your provided, it made matching you up all the easier! here's to hoping that you enjoy my picks, and that you find this enjoyable <3

─ you have one new message from...

Kylar . . .

i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you

Why? well, namely your enjoyment for yanderes! an obsessive and possessive partner seems perfect for you, just like kylar! someone who is willing to do anything and everything for you, at your beck and call no matter WHAT!! and, i know that you said that your ideal partner is someone that can cook! even though i HC kylar as a terrible cook, i also know deep down in my bones that he'd be so willing to learn literally anything for you, and at a stupid skill/pace too! so he'd love to cook for you any time you ask, often without you even needing to ask! you two have similar vibes with the whole social awkwardness too, and i think it would help you both relate and get on well together! two shy besties turned lovers, the kind of relationship where being quiet together is a favoured past time. where you both only feel comfortable being yourself around each other, y'know? he'd also absolutely adore all of your dirty comments/jokes, joining in by making some of his own with you because he can't help himself!! similar humour type vibe!

not to mention that fact that he'd be so down to game with you every night, cuddling together under bedsheets like little kids, playing pokemon on the switch/ds as a couple!! or he'd even be happy just to watch you play, so long as he can be by your side.

in conclusion: he loves the fact that you accept him for his awkward self, and he'd adore doing just about anything you wanted because he's downright obsessed with you. and in return, i think you'd benefit from how similar he is to you with his humour and hobbies! i can totally see you both getting high together too, all soft and cute ugh </3...

Gamer time! . . .

hidden under soft bedsheets, a mess of limbs and even softer sighs, kylar enjoys his little late night gamer date with you.

it's always the best getting to date and hang out with you within the privacy and comfort of his very own four familiar walls. where he can dote on you in secrecy, nuzzling his nose against your neck so gently, so sweetly, a reminder that he's still there and that he loves you so and that he's soooooooo happy to be spending some good quality time with you tonight!

which is in stark contrast to how unfair and deep his cock rests inside of you right now, fat and thick, pulsing in time with how hard his heart beats for you. beading precum against your squishy walls, chewing on his bottom lip to keep his whining quiet enough so that he can hear the gameplay from your switch instead so as to engage with you beyond meagre humps and greedy whines.

"i— ah, fire. i think you should— mm!"

it doesn't help much, shaky moans escaping his bitten bruised lips with a twitch of his cock as soon as he opens his mouth to help you decide on which starter pokemon to pick. and his arms start to tremble too, doing his best to keep most of his weight off of you as you lay on your tummy, nice and comfortable under him as his cock remains buried in your tight little cunt. soft ass providing ample cushion for his pelvis to rest against as he wiggles around for comfort... or, perhaps more honestly, fucks his cock a little deeper into your sopping wet hole. just to hear the sweet squelch again and again, something akin to a confession, don't you think?

this is his absolute favourite thing about spending date night at home, all cosied up together, melting from each others shared body heat; it's just so nice, isn't it? to feel so completely accepted, whimpering down your ear when your hole chokes his cock a little tighter, coaxing more pre to spurt from his heavy cock. he's glad that you're in agreement too, allowing him to enact such a perverted fantasy out on you as you try to enjoy your game, but he doesn't miss the way you head starts to hang lower and lower the longer his cock rests inside of you.

and you still haven't managed to pick a starter yet, squirming under him in a way that leaves him breathless, hips just aching, thighs just burning with primal need to move.

and yet the remains still. keeps warming his cock because it's fun to see how long he can last, to make this date go on for as long as possible. into the morning, perhaps, where you'll have to skip school with him in favour of maybe finishing a few battles on your game— oh. and milking his cock.

— you like to... listen to music when alone! here is a playlist that i think fits your matchup!

Suki Suki Daisuki - Jun Togawa

The Red Means I Love You - Madds Buckley

Bust Your Kneecaps - Pomplamoose

Hayden . . .

afternoon love! fancy a little one on one afternoon tea time chat? been thinking about you, would be nice to have you taste test my new recipe x

Why? he's a BIG MAN!!! a big beefy boy, strong and muscly with that little bit of chub that you said you enjoy !! he's got the build for cuddles that i think you'd appreciate, but also the strength to help you with whatever you may need, which is NEVER a negative in my opinion! also it's shown in game that he at least appreciates tea time, and im almost certain he has a food event too? regardless, i also headcanon him as one of the best cooks in mistria, i mean... man lives on his own farm! fresh ingredients, up at the crack of dawn to deal with the animals, it's a no brainer to me that he makes good and proper use of what the land offers him, y'know? a foodie for you to enjoy <3 he'd make you breakfast in bed and lunch on the farm and dinner in his cosy house ugh... just always making sure you're fed and fed well! i also feel like he falls in well to the yandere trope cousin of: big dumb himbo, wherein he literally only has eyes for you. like a loyal dog, you never have to worry abut him straying because the hearts in his eyes exist solely for you, forever and always !! please don't break his heart <3

he would enjoy playing into the whole daddy kink play that you've got, even in a casual sense! would absolutely adore taking care of you in and out the bedroom; you can rely on him always! and he'd always be down to be you singing and dancing partner, thoroughly enjoying the vulnerability you display when doing so!

Afternoon Tea Time . . .

"so glad you could make it!"

his heart thumps with excitement upon your arrival, like he's harbouring a teenage crush or something. the table already set with the classic tea time setup he's been known for, classic cups that appear far too small for his big working hands, but that he insists on using every single time in spite of his difficulties. mostly because they were expensive, and he doesn't want them to go to waste. but also, more selfishly, because he knew that you were coming— and you deserve nothing but the best!

"here, thought i'd make y'up somethin' special too. as per our last chat, i mean." he beams, smile wide and toothy to showcase his genuine enthusiasm as you sit down, a new addition to his usual spread sat front and centre of his little cabin table.

it's in an equally as expensive ceramic bowl, picked especially for you at the saturday market, except he's only just gotten the courage to use it. though he's far too bashful to admit to such things without interrogation beforehand, and he can feel his cheeks flush all nice and warm upon your inspection of it's contents.

he's never been the best at keeping secrets, nor is he at flirting. but he hopes his attempts at courting you are proving successful, even if his big dumb mouth blabbers before he has a chance to catch himself. before you can even inquire about the mysterious liquid!

"french onion soup!" he splays his arms wide, as if aiming for a silent ta-da! "you mentioned it during our last meetin' an', well... i looked up the recipe last night jus' for you! wanted t'thank ya, mostly. fr'keepin' me company, an' fr'good conversation'."

the reason behind his small gift is flimsy at best, he knows it. though it's true, the real reason behind why there's a bowl of soup before you in addition to the fancy tea cups is more embarrassing than that. hot tipped ears and timid smile tugging on his features when you flash him an eager grin.

really, he should have admitted the truth of: wanted to spend more quality time with you, here is my heart laid bare, in soup bowl form. but alas, the casual thanks and cheeky wink you offer him in return before digging in has his heart aflutter regardless.

you know, and that's enough. that's all his swooning heart can manage for now!

— you like to... listen to music when alone! here is a playlist that i think fits your matchup!

We Belong Together - Ritchie Valens

Where's My Love - SYML

Hey Lover - The Daughters Of Eve

[psychicthepsychic-daily]

pondering how Myth and Fear were both exploited and hurt by their conjurers and how Psychic killed his conjurers almost immediately after being created

it's interesting to me at least bc that shows that psychomancers are really only conjured when people need or want something from them. their only purpose for existence is to serve other beings. they are essentially sentient tools. at least from what I've gathered.

but Psychic killed his creators. I wonder why, or how he knew to. I wonder if he ever looked back on it later on and wondered how different his life might be if he'd chosen to serve them. could it have been better than what his current master has done for him? Psychic wouldn't think so, but he can't help but idly consider it. I wonder if he considers meeting his master a lucky break. compared to Myth and Fear, the first half of Psychic’s life was a lot lonelier, but maybe he was better off for it in the end.

he’s likely happier serving someone other than his conjurers because even if he didn’t like it at first, Psychic chose his master. he got a say in who he was to serve. even if living as a tool was inevitable, Psychic was never someone who would accept his fate lying down, not if he had a chance to find something better.

serving his master in the beginning seemed like the most productive out of multiple equally terrible options, but Psychic got to choose it. that’s already much better than what Myth and Fear were dealt, and it wouldn’t have been possible if Psychic accepted a lifetime of serving his conjurers. as a result of that, Psychic probably has much more respect for his master than he ever would for his conjurers, because as far as I can tell, to create a psychomancer is to assign someone a job before they are even born. it’s the magical equivalent of having a child to save your marriage. /hj

it’s an inherently selfish thing, conjuring a psychomancer, and Psychic doesn’t respect selfishness. but his master was willing to take him in, no matter what Psychic’s original purpose for existence may have been, and raise him into something more powerful and deadly than Psi could have seen in himself otherwise. and that is something Psychic can respect.

[gretchensinister]

Current weather: If there is not a glass of iced tea within arms reach at all times, I WILL die

[penisliker-moved]

look how cute this outfit is

[delicatepoets]

its nail day besties!!!!!!!!!!

[raz-writes-the-thing]

as someone whose accent gets written out phonetically all the time: don’t do it. It’s a bit annoying to read (not personally you, just in general!) your audience knows what your character sounds like, you don’t need to remind them with dropped ‘g’s etc.

Hiya lovely,

I feel you, but like I said before- it's more for me than it is for my readers. I type it as I hear it so I can keep Alec ic in my nog.

At the end of the day- this is all free content that i put out bc i can and i wanna. i dont blame you if you don't want to read the accent the way i write it, and you're entitled to not want to. i get it.

i do appreciate the feedback though. ill see if i can reign it in a bit, but what comes out of my nog is what comes out of my nog haha

[zhongrin]

Hello! I love the AI's that you post about and I was wondering. Do you have any tips for making good ones?

(I really hope this makes sense. I'm half asleep.)

hakdjsljdls uhmmm ok the thing is, the definition of "good" is different from ppl to ppl so idk if i can give you any tips or advice on this ;w; just make sure to put the important characterizations under the long description and the information + writing style you want them to have under the definition and tweak around with it as you go!!