#idk if y’all would even want a spin off for him bc it would just be 24/7 angst and sadness 😩💔💔

[k0yaz]

hello! can I request headcanons of how Arlecchino would be as a parent with wife reader? like they have their own child that isn’t being trained to join the Fatui and Arle just gets to love and raise the child with reader (preferably the child being a daughter but it’s up to you <3 )

parent arlecchino hcs

Pairings: arlecchino x fem!reader

CW: sfw, female reader, established marriage, CHILDREN MUAHAHAHSHSH, um idk what else to put, pure fluff, her wife/reader being absolutely concerned for this woman, but it’s ok bc it’s cute and she loves her, eating the nearest route on the highway, ok that’s enough “content warnings” I hope.

A/N: wait this is so cute omg I love the idea of arlecchino having her own child that’s not part of the fatui 🕯️

Oh my god bro Arlecchino would be so ridiculously sweet and gentle with her daughter it’s actually insane.

She cares about the members of the House of the Hearth obviously, so the affection she shows her own child with you is immeasurable.

Arlecchino would be way more protective over her, considering that this child of hers isn’t trained to kill or go on missions, and just meant to live a normal life. She really wants to protect her child’s innocence and peaceful lifestyle no matter what.

While you two took care of your daughter, Arle would definitely do the thing where she picks her up and spins her in the air.

She enjoys it, but her resting bitch face makes it hard to tell-

Lowkey I feel like she would hilariously have her daughter held in one arm while answering the door to Lyney, and tell him to go on another mission while shielding the child in her encircled arm.

And Lyney would just stare wondering if that’s really the fourth Fatui harbinger, who’s currently hugging a child protectively.

She finds it oddly comfortable to come home to her wife and daughter at home, having both you and your kid in her arms as the three of you would spend time like a normal family.

Although she may not show it, Arlecchino gets kind of emotional over this. She wasn’t accustomed to coming home to just pure peace and tranquility rather than never ending business and violence. It was nice.

Subtly, if you have to go out for something, or if either of you have a responsibility to share, she ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS, tries to make some sort of excuse to stay home with your daughter.

She never outright says it, but she always has a convinient ploy of reasons as to why she should stay home that day.

Most of the time, she uses the excuse that she wants you to have a break from the kid.

“Hey Arle can you-“ “No worries, I’ll take care of her today so that you’ll have some weight taken off your shoulders.”

You see right through her, but who cares it’s adorable.

When your daughter gets a bit older, Arlecchino initially lies to her whenever she goes out on missions. At first, she’d vaguely state that it was just “business that she needed to take care of,” and then come home covered in blood.

She definitely lied saying it was ketchup once.

Of course she isn’t able to hide it forever, but your child understands since that is her father after all.

Omg off topic but this woman would definitely let y’all’s daughter step on her back cause she thinks it’s funny, Arle won’t be fazed even a bit cause obviously this woman has some ridiculous muscle.

Arlecchino would even let her do her lipstick sometimes, no matter how sloppy it turns out.

Once she removed it and redid her lipstick before going out, and your daughter wasn’t happy at all 😭

So from then on she always kept it on even if she looks like a clown.

She’d have to stare daggers at her fatui children laughing at the oh so intimidating woman who was feared going out with lipstick smeared up her cheek.

This is so cute I love domestic parent arle ‼️

A/N: OMG BRO AT FIRST I DIDNT HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR TJIS BUT I ENDED UP EVAPORATING MIDWAY AND GOT A TON SO I FINISHED WITH IT BEINT FAIRLY LONG hope u like it <333

[suosgirl]

Wind Breaker Ep. 13 Live Reaction (typed)

✧₊⁺ the way i immediately started giggling :16 secs into the episode bc of nirei (i fear that you are making ur way up the ladder in my heart but i must humbly ask you to stop climbing) (the manga is doing this to me y’all — he’s got me sat pretty with my legs crossed and hearts in my eyes)

✧₊⁺ TSUBAKINO I AM ON THE FLOOR, PRAISING, ADMIRING — i would write poems upon poems for you my love

✧₊⁺ umemiya the man that you are … 

✧₊⁺ SUO IS SO PRETTY I WANT TO GRAB HIM THROUGH THE SCREEN AND BITE HIS HEAD OFF

✧₊⁺ … he’s so tall too i love seeing him standing next to other ppl bc it just emphasizes it and i drool every time 

✧₊⁺ every time i see sakura on screen i feel my resolve crumbling

✧₊⁺ please i have too many husbands rn i can’t add another

✧₊⁺ every time suo speaks my body jolts — we’re meant to be together i just know it

✧₊⁺ ugh the big brother line that ume says has my heart fluttering i love them so much

✧₊⁺ …. im scared (not actually) to say this but …. kaji ….  is so pretty …. 

✧₊⁺ the close up on the lollipop leaving his mouth made my body jolt (kaji what are we?)

✧₊⁺ KIRYU IS THE PRETTIEST PERSON IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE SITTING LIKE THAT IN THE BACK UGH I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM

✧₊⁺ every time they do the wind chime animation ugh my heart it yearns to be there

✧₊⁺ the 5 of them … look … so fucking good … i … think im manually breathing now

✧₊⁺ ugh love how dark it turned yes give me angst

✧₊⁺ i fell in love with anzai while reading the manga and seeing him animated made me like him even more 

✧₊⁺ ugh suo sits so PRETTY i am going feral

✧₊⁺ I LOVE WHEN KIRYU TALKS OMFG MY SWEET SWEEET BABY (i will combust when his fight scene gets animated)

✧₊⁺ anzai’s smiling face im CRYING

✧₊⁺ SAKURA THE MAN THAT YOU ARE

✧₊⁺ his rambling is so fucking cute

✧₊⁺ AND SO PRETTY WHEN HE BLUSHES

✧₊⁺ i love when the main 5 sit together i fucking love it, it’s so cute

✧₊⁺ I LOVE THE WAY THEY ANIMATE RUNNING SCENES WTF ITS SO SMOOTH AND TENSE UGH

✧₊⁺ sorry but anzai’s fucking 3 spin kick had me gigglin a lil bit 

✧₊⁺ he’s so polite with it

✧₊⁺ jk his fighting shut me tf up real quick

✧₊⁺ ahhh i read the manga but seeing nagato’s crying animated is still so sad

✧₊⁺ okay side thoughts but damn their school looks so fucking rough

✧₊⁺ like i know why but ig i would’ve thought that by now with Furin’s reform that it would, idk, be a lil cleaned up?

✧₊⁺ a fic idea is brewing in my head as we speak

✧₊⁺ UGH THE WAY THAT EPISODE ENDS

✧₊⁺ IM CRYING

✧₊⁺ CHILLS UP AND DOWN MY ARMS

✧₊⁺ GOOSE FUCKING BUMPS AND TEARS IN MY EYES AHHHHHH

✧₊⁺ KIRYU THE LOML

✧₊⁺ AND SUO??? BITING MY KNUCKLES

✧₊⁺ I LOVE THEIR VOICES OH MY GOD

✧₊⁺ the close up on kaji was … phenomenal … 

✧₊⁺ ugh the tops of their heads as they walk — so cute

✧₊⁺ yeah that’s right nirei whip out your damn notebook

✧₊⁺ oh no another fic idea is brewing im scared of my brain

✧₊⁺ i actually want them to trample over me

✧₊⁺ NAH THAT ENDING STILL IS FUCKING INSANE

✧₊⁺ MAJOR AURA POINTS LIKE SO MANY

✧₊⁺ this was so wonderful — lots of admiration and respect and appreciation for the work and the team that made season 1 so amazing wow 

[if-i-was-a-cucumber]

gmmtv 2024 predictions!!!

the gmmtv 2024 presscon is in 3 days and will i be at school while it happens? yes. will i watch the livestream anyway? oh absolutely.

here’s my bingo card:

too lazy to explain most of my ideas but i’ll write some that i think need a bit more elaboration. explanations (and template) below the cut bc it got too long <3

parn nachcha x an our skyy 2 boy — i know this literally comes out of nowhere but y’all seem to have forgotten how much i love parn nachcha. i watched her in “why you… y me” and literally fell in love, she’s so pretty and talented and was so cute/endearing in that show. then her announcement as a new gmmtv talent, and she was in the “please be mine” MV, it literally made me scream. this is literally just wish fulfillment but i would cry if she got a drama with pond or joong or something

attempt to recreate the gemfourth magic — gmmtv would be silly if they didn’t try to put two mostly/completely brand new young actors together to try to re-make another young cash cow superstar CP. idk if it will work, but i’m sure they’ll try

season 2 of a 2022/3 BL — my response to the my school president season 2 rumors. me personally i’m not all that into the idea, but let me tell you the wonders a heartliming spin-off would do to my heart. also it just seems possible

mafia BL (w/at least one of the joylada) — idk but a lot of gmmtv actors have said something about wanting to be in a mafia BL. i think firstkhao and gemini all said somewhere they’d like a big-boss mafia role; as for the joylada, i just want to see clowns acting serious. y’all know phuwin or joong would slay a mafia boss

gem or fourth in a straight drama/CP — gem said in an interview he wanted to do a straight drama bc he wanted to see if people would ship them as hard as they ship geminifourth. also, their MVs were both straight. and they have massive individual fandoms as powerful as their ship fandom. and they’re super young. i can see gmmtv pairing gem or fourth with one of their new female actresses to try and boost their popularity, or just testing the waters with how possessive the geminifourth fandom is

firstkhao in a comedic/not heavy role — this is wish fulfillment. y’all know gmmtv can’t give our boys a break. the eclipse was super heavy. in moonlight chicken, alan (first) was literally just *emotionally draining the Character™* and gaipa (khao) was just there to get rejected by jim and have his mom die. in only friends, sand (first) is a light breeze away from crying every episode bc of how hard ray (khao) is toying with him, and ray is just a mess slowly unraveling from the inside out. in f4 thailand phupha (first) just existed to get punched and bullied and backstabbed; in the shipper kim (first) literally died and pan (also first - well in his body - it’s a long story) had to deal with the consequences; in not me yok (first) got betrayed by his love interest and sold out to the police, and almost thought he was about to be kidnapped/deported/exiled from his country and leave his disabled mom to die…………… y’all it’s just been a lot for them.

experiment w/CPs (partner swapping) — legit just seems interesting. you guys remember that weird ass shipping square with first, khao, gawin, and podd? i want more. do that shit again.

cyber/techy series (w/new cast) — idk what this even means. but i want it.

here’s the template i used in case you want to make your own! courtesy of @icouldhyperfixatehim. hurry tho the presscon is in 3 days

[fallinforgyu]

Bun!! i just finished reading cherry epilogue and I swear cherry is the most prettiest story i've ever read <3 It's such a masterpiece and i wanna cry because i want heeseung in my life too hjsskjk. I'm also excited for the jake spin off! And alsoo, i'm still curious about what did heeseung tell sunghoon when he's about to leave 🤔

aaaaaa thank you so so much love!!! you’re so sweet and i can’t thank you enough for reading and looking forward to the jake spin off 🥺💘💘💘

and as for what hee told sunghoon, i cant say exactly what he said but i can tell you that it was relationship advice!! i can also tell you that unfortunately, sunghoon didn’t take it 😔💔

[thewritingginger]

AoT Boys - Preferences

This is something... I have nothing else to say about it lol

Also it may be a bit all over the place idk 

Fandom: Attack on Titan Characters: Reiner Braun, Armin Arlert, Eren Yeager & Jean Kirstein Warnings: 18+ Minors DNI, Fem! Bodied Reader, Mentions of sex, Swearing, lot of boob, ass, & thigh talk, also switches b/w saying s/o and you I'm a mess :)

 Enjoy ~

Reiner

Reiner is a simple man that loves dem tiddies!

Big or little doesn't matter

Man has giant hands and if it fits it ships

“You fit so perfectly in my hands.”

Loves to lay on your chest - #LittleSpoonReiner

When he had a particularly rough day all he wants to do is nizzle into your chest and breathe in your scent

Likes to massage them over your clothes when y’all make out

Can’t keep his mouth off of them, licking and biting them as he also plays with your nipples

He may give them a few smacks here and there if that's the mood 😉

Honestly would so happy to just play with your chest and nothing else, especially if you really like it

Likes when his s/o rides him - not only cuz it gives them more control of the pacing but also bc he gets a full view of their breasts

If you want to make this man nearly combust send him a saucy pic while he’s out/at work and can’t get to you

Man is weak for some lacy lingerie - really likes pastels and white (to him if makes it almost feel naughtier cuz of how sweet it looks)

“I was thinking of wearing this to our date tonight, do you like it? 😇” - w/ a mirror pic of you in a matching lacy set, wearing one of his large button up shirts and make sure you put your hand on your cheek sweetly, pressing your breasts together

He would call you so fast!

“Sweetheart, I am at work! Please-”

“And change of plans, instead of going out Imma need you to be on that bed when I get home tonight because we will not be leaving that room till you’re completely fucked out.”

Really likes clothed sex - why would he just rip of that pretty lingerie you put on for him when he can continue to enjoy it on your beautiful body while he rails you?!

He just overall enjoys seeing and feeling your chest and bonus points for it also feeling good for you though he doesn’t really touch them w/o your permission/ when y’all are getting it on

However, in his sleep his hand can become a bit of a wanderer

So he is a perv but not so outwardly so

Really likes lacy or mesh shirts where can see your bra/bralette  - though sometimes it can make him feel some type of way

“Beautiful, I always love what you wear but you gotta stop doing this to me, my heart can’t take it.”

Man just melts for you! ok?! 

Armin

Armin is a Thigh Man! and I will die on this hill!!!

He loves to hold and squeeze them - in both sexual & non-sexual situations

Laying on them is prime time for him, he may even leave a few sleepy kisses behind before falling asleep on them

Also Thigh fucking is his jam!! And you can’t convince me otherwise

Not only does he love the feeling of your thighs jerking him off but also it’s about that teasing he loves to give his s/o

May even taunt them about it

“You like feeling my cock slide between your thighs?”

“My Angel wishes they had my cock inside them, huh.”

He also just generally loves kissing, licking and biting your thighs, he likes to take his time especially when he is about to go down on you

He likes to have his hand on his s/o’s thigh while sitting next to them, whether at home or out for lunch with friends - not necessarily in a sexual way well… unless you want him to 😉

Want to make him excited? Wear some thigh high stockings

If you are wearing a skirt and at some point in the day you lift the hem to show the garter strap holding up your stocking he’ll let out a little low hum of approval and needs to get his hands on you soon 

That also goes for if you want to send him a little pic in the day to show you miss him just a little

“Thinking of you bb 🥰” - w/ a picture of your skirt raised or just in a pair of cute panties while sat on your knees with your thighs pressed together would do the trick

He would blush a little at the initial shock -especially if around others-  but would be quick to excuse himself before responding

“You’re so beautiful, when I get home I’m gonna spread those pretty thighs open and have you screaming for me.”

Boy really likes not only shear tights but also fishnets

Whether you wear them under a skirt/dress or under distressed jeans and it peeks through holes and over the top he’s in for it

Has 10000% had sex with a pair of fishnets on - the ones with the extra large holes that he can fit his dick through - yes ma’am

Also just plain old ripping them open so make sure you don’t spend a lot of money of your tights cuz they might not last too long oop

Eren

Also a Boobie Man!

Whether he is just chillin on the couch watching t.v. with his s/o or making out and getting down to business, his hand somehow always finds its way to a boob

He will just put his arm around your shoulder and snake his hand down the collar of your shirt and just cup it - maybe will begin to give a few squeezes here and there mf treating it like a stress ball smh

Will motor boat you - he doesn’t care if there isn't much to your chest either cuz he will go for it anyway

If he is having sex in missionary best believe both his palms would be kneaded his s/o’s breasts

Or if from behind he will lean over and wrap his arm around their front to hold them

But lets need not forget the tiddie bounce when his s/o rides him

So many choices baby boy doesn’t know which one he likes best 🤔

Loves some tiddie-fucking

And cumming on dem boobies as well

“You look so good with my cum drippin down your tits.”

This bitch will be at work and ask for nudes smh

Of course he wants boobie pics - loves when you are topless and holding your breasts with your hands or simply just your cleavage down your shirt

“You’re always so good to me Babygirl. I’ll see you when I get home 😉”

Likes when you wear revealing tops

Of course he’ll about throw hands if someone's gaze stays a bit too long but he is proud of his baby and knows they are beautiful

Eren, unlike Reiner, is more outwardly pervy

Always encourages you not to wear a bra

“Your nipples are so cute, why wouldn’t you want to show them.”

Also you know he aint afraid to stare and when you catch him he’ll just give you a wink and a cocky smirk

Jean

Bonafide Booty Man!

Like Reiner, the size doesn’t matter!

Big or little - if he can grab he can vibe with it

This boy always has his hand on the butt any chance he gets

Cuddle Time? His hand will rubb and hold the booty

When y’all are making out? You best believe he’ll pull you real close and squeeze your ass

So safe to say that taking his s/o from behind is great booty access

Also reverse Cowgirl is a nice view as well

“Fuck, I love seeing your ass bounce on my cock.”

Loves to squeeze, jiggle and spank your butt

Also kissing and biting the cheeks are a yes in his book

Likes to bend over his s/o and go down on them from behind, having is tongue covered in their taste as his hands grope and smack their ass - sign him up

Likes days in at home with you, especially if you opt out of wearing pants - Pants are always optional in his household  😉

If he sees cheeks he’s a happy man

Expect to get little booty love taps &/or pinches while around him - mostly when it’s just you two at  home

If you want to fluster him a bit give his ass a little smack/squeeze of your own 

Likes when you send him pics but when he’s at work? He’ll have to breathe for a minute and leave the room if others are around

“Baby, should I get these?” - w/ a pic in a dressing room wearing a silky “pajama” short set that leaves little to the imagination; booty on full display of course

“Yes! 😍😍😍”

“My sweet girl, I want to see you in that when I get home.”

Big fan of leggings and high waisted pants on his s/o - all about extenuating that booty

Just tight pants in general tbh

If you ever come out in a little number and the booty is poppin he’ll grab your hand and make you do a little spin for him to get a full 360 view

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My requests are open for both regular and Kinktober - Make sure you read my guidelines :3

💛 ~

[tom-whore-dleston]

My Immortal

Pairing: Xu Wenwu x immortal!fem!reader

Genre: angst with very minimal fluff

Warnings: Shang-Chi spoilers!!!, major character death, a lot of sadness, yearning, heartbreak, betrayal?, unrequited love?, mentions of the blip (bc that shit was traumatizing idk bout you), you’ll probs cry

*Please note that you are responsible for your own media consumption. If any of these warnings trigger you or make you uncomfortable, please do not read!*

Summary: You lived so many lifetimes and gained so much power and knowledge. How was it possible that another man with power and immortality could make you crumble the way you did?

Word Count: 3.1k

Notes: Well, here it is...I have finished my first angst after a million years 😅 I know what y'all thinking...yes this is inspired by My Immortal by Evanescence 🥲 song is sad as hell but I’ll be damned if it wasn’t good ass inspo 🤘🏽 if I make y’all cry I am sorry, but also not sorry bc this was a fun one to write and my intent was to make y’all cry 🤭 Thank you my love @wint3r-h3art for beta reading it and for your words of encouragement while writing it 🥰🥰🥰 as you can see, the graphic has a Spotify playlist that y’all can listen and cry to while reading along 😉

It hurt like hell. Maybe a little more than hell. Your immortality has given you the privilege of never knowing hell or even heaven, but you figured that this is what it would feel like. You knew you were torturing yourself by watching Wenwu get married and have a family from afar. Yet, you couldn’t look away. You couldn’t bring yourself to leave. As angry as you were with him, you still wondered how he was doing after all these years.

You discovered that before marrying Ying Li, he gave up the ten rings and the power that came with it. It should have been you that he sacrificed the rings for. It should have been you that he married and started a family with. You had everything that Ying Li had: beauty, grace, power, and immortality. What was different? Why did he choose her? It made your brain spin pondering all these thoughts.

You felt stupid for envying Ying Li. After all, you were the one that left Wenwu when his power became too great. It was the hardest thing you did, but you didn’t want a lover that would kill just for you. The night you left, you ran away to a secluded part of the mountains and created a comfortable, yet isolated space for you to live. Using your magic, you made sure that it would be difficult for anyone, especially Wenwu, to see with the naked eye. For a while, you thought that leaving him and distancing yourself would make him give up the rings for you.

How naive of you.

In fact, Wenwu grew stronger and more powerful after you left him. Villages and countries were conquered, and blood was spilt at his hands. Your stomach twisted in horror, knowing how many innocent lives were lost because of him. For years, you blamed yourself for the kind of man he has become. You spent many nights sobbing for the man he once was before letting the ten rings consume him. You yearned for the man who wiped away your tears, fought off your fears and held your hand throughout the years.

You lived so many lifetimes and gained so much power and knowledge. How was it possible that another man with power and immortality could make you crumble the way you did? Perhaps Wenwu was your vice as the ten rings were his.

🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

Another twenty something years have passed since you last watched Wenwu from afar. Since then, Ying Li died at the expense of Wenwu’s past actions. As much as you envied her, you still mourned for her. Your heart ached the way Wenwu did, something that he barely did when you left him.

As a result of her loss, he turned towards the rings again. You weren’t disappointed in him, but you weren’t surprised either. Instead of allowing himself to grieve, Wenwu coped with power and violence.

You even noticed that his children weren’t present. At the time, you had assumed they fell victim to the blip of Thanos. Because of the blip, Wenwu really didn’t have much to do anyway. He spent most of that time in his chambers reminiscing on the past, including the one that involved you.

The midnight moon glistened in the sky, the moonlight cascading over his form as he stepped out of his chambers. Your heart beat faster as he exited the premises and started inching towards you. Even with an invisibility spell casted over you, you still found yourself hiding behind a cherry blossom tree. It was awfully cowardly of you to hide from a man you have been in love with for years. Then again, you didn’t know how much has changed over the years, so your safest bet was to keep your guard up.

Literally.

Wenwu paused under the newly bloomed blossoms. One fell from the tree and coincidentally in his hand. He peered down at the pink petals before smirking to himself.

“You can stop hiding, dear,” Wenwu called out cooly, facing the tree. “I know it’s you.” A soft smile painted his face. “In fact, I’ve always known it was you behind this tree.”

You huffed a defeated breath before undoing your invisibility spell and walking out from behind the tree. As much as you tried resisting, your body reeled you closer towards him like a fish on a hook. You stopped once you were able to look up at his tall stature.

“Hello there, dearest,” Wenwu greeted you warmly. You attempted to detect any signs of danger, but you were only met with the same loving face you had left behind years ago. His hard hand gently tucked a piece of your hair behind your ear before putting the cherry blossom in its place. His sweet touches, along with calling you by the pet name you used to love caused your knees to liquify. Your lips curve into a grin. Even Wenwu forgot how long it has been since he last touched someone with such affection.

After all the tenderness, you could only bring yourself to timidly stammer, “H-hi, uhh, Wenwu.” You glanced down at the grass beneath your feet and your cheeks burned despite the chill of the night. While looking down, you noticed the moonlight shining against the rings that rested on his strong forearms.

“Walk with me, dear,” Wenwu requested before turning on his heels. You followed in his footsteps as he took you around the Ten Rings complex. Even though you have secretly visited the complex numerous times, walking around this time around was a different kind of experience. No Ten Rings fighters, no training, no blood or sweat spilled. Just you and Wenwu basking in the silence.

You couldn’t help but keep your eyes on the rings. Suddenly, Wenwu halted in his steps, turning to face you. He was awfully close to you, leaving just enough room for you to breathe.

“You’re staring, dear. Tell me what’s on your mind.” His silky voice brought your attention back to reality. His hand hesitated in reaching up to touch your cheek. Part of you wished he had conjured up the courage to touch your face

“I see why you gave up the rings for her,” you finally spoke up. “She stayed with you when I didn’t.” You didn’t need to say Ying Li’s name. Wenwu knew you were referring to his late wife. It stung since he hasn’t talked about her in so long.

“You have it all wrong, dear,” Wenwu responded, shaking his head. “I let you get away. I should’ve fought for you. I loved you even when I was with her. I saw you in her and I thought that I could redeem myself after messing up with you.”

You started up at him in disbelief, a lump growing in your throat. His hand finally grazed along your own, interlocking his fingers with yours. Still processing his words, your dainty fingers reciprocated.

“Want to know something, dear?” Wenwu added. “I knew you were watching me because I would see your small footprints in the snow. Your sweet smell would linger in the air. It made me feel better knowing you were always here. I really am sorry for hurting you, but I swear on my life that I’ve never stopped loving you.”

Now it was your turn to speak, “You know how much pain I felt all those years. It still haunts me to this day.” Even though it was everything you had been wanting to hear him say to you for years, you refused to give into him that easily.

“Let me start over!” His voice shook in desperation. “Let me make it up to you!” In all your years that you were with Wenwu, he never begged. You briefly wondered if he begged this way with Ying Li.

“You know I can’t do that, Wenwu.” You shook your head, tears piercing your vision. “God, I still fucking love you, but these wounds won't seem to heal. There’s too much that time can’t erase.” You yanked your hand out of his grasp, turning your back to Wenwu as the tears uncontrollably flooded from your eyes. Suddenly, Wenwu firmly but gently pushed your hands away so he could gaze into your eyes.

The rest of the world seemed hazy from your tears, yet Wenwu was the only thing that was crystal clear to you. You started experiencing deja vu from the day that you walked out on him. It was a night like this. The stars and moon painted the midnight sky and the whistling wind caused cherry blossoms to fall from the same tree you hid behind. You recalled how Wenwu simply watched you disappear into the hours of darkness, not even flinching a muscle.

Wenwu shook his head in regret. He was ashamed of himself for letting you get away and not doing anything about it. That shame formed into a single tear that fell from his eye. He wanted to spend the next ten lifetimes making up for lost time and loving you the way he should have loved you. Unfortunately, he couldn’t bring himself to say that to you. He figured he should show you instead of trying to tell you.

After what felt like an eternity, Wenwu caressed your cheek and stooped down to kiss your lips. The moment his lips connected to yours, you froze as if he had casted a spell on you. His lips were soft and sweet, just like you remembered long ago. Your arms naturally snaked around his neck to close whatever space was left between you two. Your brain and the rest of your body screamed at you to stop and pull away from him. Yet your heart betrayed your whole being by deepening the kiss, as if all those long years of heartbreak and yearning for him would vanish.

A few beats later, you and Wenwu pulled away to catch your breaths. He rested his forehead on yours in a loving manner. You closed your eyes before Wenwu reeled you back in for another longing kiss. You sensed his neediness towards you, yet he still remained gentle with you, making sure you were comfortable.

Pulling away once more, your gaze naturally fell down to his large hands. They held yours to brush his thumbs against the tops of your hands. Then, the dark purple rings came into your peripheral view. In a split second, you were snapped out of the state you were in with Wenwu.

Guilt, confusion, sadness, and pain all hit you like a lightning bolt and you found yourself beginning to cry again. You backed away fearfully, unable to control your shaking sobs. Wenwu attempted to inch closer to you but failed as you continued to repel from him. You finally stopped in your tracks and so did Wenwu. Only this time, Wenwu kept his distance from you.

“I love you Wenwu…” you sniffled, removing the cherry blossom from behind your ear. It felt like a dagger had impaled your heart as you placed the little pink flower in his palm. “But I don’t know if I can have you anymore.” Wenwu tried to interject, but you stopped him. Even though your vision was blurry, you still noticed the way his bottom lip trembled.

“Don’t follow me. Please. Just let me go.” You shed one more tear before using your powers to disappear from his sight. As you left the Ten Rings complex, you could have sworn you heard Wenwu walking the opposite direction of you, muffling his cries with his palm.

It hurt you how things came full circle. The first time you walked out on him, you secretly prayed he would run after you, but he didn’t. Second time around, you convinced yourself that you didn’t want him to come running after you, despite how badly he wanted to. Deep down, you really wanted him to follow you, but you’ll never admit it. Not that it would have mattered anyway. It was too little too late.

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About five or something years passed. The mighty Avengers reversed Thanos’ doing with the snap of one of their heroes' own fingers. The missing half of the population returned and everyone around the world continued to live their lives. In the time since you last saw Wenwu, you were traveling the world, or what was left at the time. Something you haven’t allowed yourself to do in years.

You would think that all this time for self care and time away from Wenwu would bring you peace and serenity. Yet, deep in your heart, you sensed something felt extremely off. You couldn’t pinpoint what was wrong, but the feeling lingered for days.

This was how you found yourself back at the Ten Rings complex. Things felt even more off the moment you arrived. The vibe didn’t feel as dark or intense as it normally feels. The more you walked around the more you realized that you didn’t recognize anyone. It finally came to your senses that the Ten Rings army was all women. Not that there was anything wrong with that. In fact, it was empowering to see so many women training and learning combat skills. But it didn’t feel like this was Wenwu’s doing.

“Excuse me, but is there anything I can help you with?” The voice sounded masculine, but it wasn’t Wenwu. You turned to find a tall, muscular man with a sharp blade for an arm. You figured it was one of Wenwu’s henchmen, sighing in relief.

“I’m...uhhh...looking for Wen-” you paused, realizing more questions would arise from the man if you addressed Wenwu by his name. Not very many people called him that, and you did not want to out yourself. The last thing you wanted was Wenwu to appear out of the shadows and you would be left alone with him. “I am looking for the leader of the Ten Rings army.”

“Ah, you must be here to talk business, I see,” the man with a razor fist replied. You couldn’t process his words fast enough before he gestured you to follow him down the hall, his giant steps vibrating against the marble floor. You weren’t sure what he meant by business, but you went along with it. It wasn’t like this man would need to know the true purpose of your visit. In your head, you decided to call this man RazorFist since you never learned his name. You figured it would be an appropriate alias considering who he worked for.

The thought of seeing Wenwu again after pushing him away five years ago made your stomach do backflips. You honestly weren’t sure what to expect when you would come face to face with him again. You could’ve easily used your invisibility to disappear and leave the premise, but you didn’t want to make RazorFist look like a fool who was talking to a ghost or a figment of his imagination. Also, you wanted to get to the root of what you sensed was so wrong.

Once you arrived at the end of the hall, RazorFist extended his arm out for you to enter the room. You thanked him with a nervous smile and slowly and timidly stepped into the room. Nothing in all your years of living would have prepared you for what you had seen.

A beautiful young woman with bobbed hair and red lips sat on Wenwu's throne in the middle of the room. She was talking affirmatively with a group of women dressed in business casual. The room grew quiet as all eyes darted towards you. Beads of sweat rolled down your face as you became the center of attention.

“Hi, can I help you?” the woman asked. Her eyes were hard but her smile was sweet. You weren’t sure if you could put your guard down with this woman.

“I’m looking for the leader of the Ten Rings,” you recited, repeating the same words you said to RazorFist.

“You’re speaking to her,” she stated in offense, standing from the throne. The other glares from the women burned into your soul, showing equal offense to your words.

You stammered, “Oh- I- Uhhh- my apologies, ma’am.” You continued to stammer, fumbling with your hands in front of you. The stares only grew stronger, causing you to crack. “I’m looking for Wenwu.” You sighed, dropping your hands to your sides. The women sitting turned their gaze towards the woman standing. To your surprise, the woman’s face softened, a mix of curiosity and somberness plastered on her beautiful features.

“Leave us!” she commanded. Like the snap of a finger, the other women scrambled to leave the room. The woman sunk back into the throne and invited you to sit in the seat next to her. You introduced yourself, awkwardly extending your hand out for her to shake.

“Xu Xialing.” She grinned, taking your hand in hers. “So how do you know my father?” You relaxed at her question, relieved that she wasn’t another lover that Wenwu had replaced you with. You pondered on the right way to phrase your response, in hopes of not exposing your history to his daughter.

“Let’s just say I am an old friend of his.” This caused Xialing to chuckle faintly.

“Interesting you say that because my father didn’t have many friends. If anything, he had more enemies.” Your eyebrows knitted together in confusion, noticing how she was referring to Wenwu in the past tense.

“Why are you speaking about Wenwu in the past tense?” you inquired. Xialing looked down at her feet in sadness. She cleared her throat before speaking.

“This isn’t easy for me to say,” she began, melancholy taking over her face. “There was a battle in Ta Lo, my mother’s home village. My brother and I were fighting against my father and his army.” She stopped midway to take a deep breath. “Long story short, my father fell victim to these horrible creatures called the Dwellers.”

You were silent, processing the story Xialing had just told you. Finally you spoke, “He’s dead?”

Xialing nodded, “Yes, he is. He sacrificed himself so my brother can end what my father did and destroy the Dweller. In a way, he saved my brother and I. He saved us all.” She finally shed a tear and immediately wiped it away.

Meanwhile, your heart was shattering into a million pieces, all the pieces sinking to your stomach. The tears were falling faster than you can register them coming out of your eyes. Your head spun on its axis and you felt as if you were suffocating. Xialing rushed over to you to comfort you, but it was no use. You were uncontrollably sobbing and choking on the lump on your throat. Your body went numb as Xialing held you in your arms and patted your head. This only caused you to cry and scream harder, as Xialing’s embrace only reminded you of how Wenwu once held you.

It hurt like hell. This time, you were sure it hurt more than hell.

*Thanks for reading :) Reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated. Your responses are what keep me motivated to write. However, please do not repost or translate my work anywhere.*

[realcube]

hq!! boys with a short s/o

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thanks to anon for this cute request

characters:  kenma, noya, bokuto, & oikawa

trigger warning: swearing, sexual references, 

kenma kuzome 

♡ bc you’re smol you can slip into his lap while he plays on his switch and since he can just peer over your shoulder, he lets you 

♡ also bc you are so - in his own words - compact..he kinda goes a bit rough on you bc he doesn’t know his own strength sometimes

♡ like he comes back from practise - having just bet up lev who’s like double his height, then pretends as though he’s the gentlest, most cuddly guy alive

♡ for instance, if you sit on his lap while he’s doing something important, he’ll push you off but bc he is quite strong and you’re quite small, you literally go flying across the room

♡ he also like the fact that he can place his chin on top of your head while hunched over 

♡ bc his posture is horrible which means that most ppl are up to his nose when he’s standing comfortably (and by comfortably i mean when his back is lookin like the letter c)

♡ but not you though bb

♡ he can rest his chin on your head WHILE messing up his back so thanks 💞

♡ also this is kinda unrelated but he probably enjoys seeing you cosplay as some of his favourite characters that are around your height

♡ idk he just seems like that sorta guy lol

♡ probably likes it when y’all get dirty in cosplay too yk

♡ and he constantly compares you to anime characters/ video game characters then makes comments accordingly lol

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upon feeling kenma’s eyes momentarily shift from his nintendo switch onto you, your immediate response was to meet his gaze, shooting him a brief smile which quickly fell into frown upon hearing his following statement, “you’re around the same height as meliodas from seven deadly sins.”

you blinked rapidly, about to shrug him off and go back to whatever you were doing under you heard a “disgusting.” slip from his lips..so pounced on him. 

“KENMA! YOU CAN’T JUST CALL ME DISGUSTING BECAUSE I’M A SIMILAR HEIGHT TO AN ANIME CHARACTER YOU DON’T LIKE! DON’T  YOU HAVE AN--” to which kenma will just laugh and pretend like he’s trying to pry you off him when he’s actually really enjoying the feeling of you on top of him.

yū nishinoya

♡ he is the short king™

♡ so he’s honestly so happy that not only does he get to be in the presence of his soulmate, but you’re also shorter than him 😍

♡ and i think having a shorter s/o would really help him with his body image 

♡ sorry to get serious on y’all so quick but i kinda think noya is secretly VERY insecure 

♡ he just has a ‘fake it till you make it’ sort of attitude in regards to his confidence

♡  but having a shorter s/o - especially if you’re really powerful, strong, confident or outspoken - would really give him an ego boost bc not only is he like ‘yep! that’s my star!’ but also everything you do is just so impressive to him

♡ also since you’re around the same height as him, sometimes he forgets that he can’t just jump on you and expect for you to hold his weight like he does with asahi, tanaka, tsukishima etc 

♡ so now you’re always on hyperalert when you pick him up from practise just in case he tackles you to the ground again

♡ it’s happened multiple times even when you were paying close attention though so i’d suggest just wearing a helmet next itme

♡ YJUHGFF he’s definitely the sort of guy to hype you up to his friends after you do the bare minimum

♡ and he ALWAYS mentions your height unless you tell him to stop 

♡ (he just wants his friends to know that just bc they are vertically gifted, they are no better than you or him >:(( keep em humble, yk? ) 

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“yep! they’re getting their photo taken at this professional modelling company thingy with all those cool, chunky camera and the bright lights! they’re basically a model- and a few inches smaller than me so, perhaps short is the new sexy.” noya boasted with a casual shrug, feeding off of the amazing looks he was getting from hinata, tanaka and yamaguchi. 

upon noticing that yamaguchi was falling for nishinoya’s exaggerations, tsukishima chimed in, “short is definitely not the new sexy.” and before nishinoya could retort, tsukki hummed, “anyway, model, huh? what brand are they modelling for?”

noya’s lips curled into a bright smile and he clicked his tongue, almost to say ‘glad you asked’, before declaring proudly, “their passport!”

kōtarō bokuto

♡ another one that doesn’t know his own strength 

♡ especially around you 

♡ like he squeezes you SO tight when hugging that you basically suffocate

♡ and his grip on your hand is always unreasonably strong too so never let him hold your dominant hand or else you won’t be able to hold a pencil for another week

♡ and sometimes he pinches your cheek when he thinks you look especially babey and jesus christ he could leave a bruise

♡ god forbid you’re watching him practise and he makes a killer spike then he turns to look at you with starry eyes--

♡ ...

♡ RUN 🏃‍♂️💨

♡ mans will chase you around the whole gym to pick you up and twirl you to celebrate his spike 

♡ the problem occurs when he holds you so close to him that you suffocate from his reek of BO

♡ he spins so fast that it makes you feel extremely sick and dizzy

♡ ALSO let’s not forget that one time he accidently let go of you a few seconds to early and you went fucking flying across the gym and landed on onaga’s water bottle 

♡ not only did you have to awkwardly hobble to the bathroom with soaking wet leggings so you could change into your spare pair, you also felt obliged to buy onaga a new water bottle 

♡ if you tell him to be gentler plz do it nicely or else he will be sad :((

♡ yeah he treats you like you’re his 7″0, ripped, basketball player s/o but you’re not 

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why were you here? why did you think this was a good idea to say yes to? oh, yeah, it because he gave those adorable damn puppy eyes that you are physically incapable of saying no to. on the bright side, perhaps he can use those puppy eyes to get you a free hearse driver for your funeral - which was sure to be soon.

through, your funeral planning was cut sort by bokuto chirping, “are you ready, babe?!” 

you sighed, arms outstretched as he stood with his back facing you, ready to trust fall onto you once you gave the ‘ok’. or so you thought. 

“yeah, bo. go o--” you couldn’t even finish your sentence before you felt bokuto’s muscular back suddenly weigh down on your arm. you tried to hold him up, - you really did - but both the surprise of it and his weight was enough to make you come crashing down with him. 

“(y/n)! you had one job!”

tōru oikawa

♡ you’re his baby

♡ or at least, he treats you like one sometimes

♡ he says he treats you like a prince(ss) but everyone knows that he acts like you’re his first born child

♡ bc he literally carries you everywhere

♡ taking a brisk stroll on the beach? oikawa will force you to get on his back and use the excuse that he doesn’t want your clothes to get dirty 

♡ you’re in the mall and you even suggest that your feet are sore/ you’re tired? he’ll carry you bridal style anywhere you want to go - literally does not care if people are giving him weird looks 

♡ drunk? he’ll throw you over his shoulder and carry you home 

♡ just chilling on the couch? he’ll approach you, scoop you up into his arms and walk around the house 

♡ it annoys you sometimes but it can really come in handy other times

♡ like for instance, at a festival

♡ if you both get stuck at the back and you’re struggling to see the stage bc of all the literal giants looming in front of you, he’ll let you hop on his shoulders 🥺

♡ he probably teases you for it though lol

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“awh, can the small one not see the stage?”

you furrowed your brows, outstretching your arms to him - probably the first time you ever actually asked him to pick you up, so you prayed that he'd take you up on your first offer without you having to beg. “yeah, can you help?”

this oikawa you’re talking to; the petty king. so instead, he gave you some solemn advice before turning his attention back onto the performance, “try growing a few inches-- who am i kidding? a few feet.”

“rude.” you spat, fretfully looking around for a moment before coming to terms with the fact you’re not going to be able to see the performer, so you decided to just try vibe with the music instead.

“(y/n).” you heard oikawa call from beside you, so you turn your head to look at him then noticed that he was crouched on the ground, “what are you waiting for? get on.” 

[mego42]

OK but!!! Come over here and randomly sink the 8 ball???? Can we talk about this???? Does rio not understand how the game of pool works??? Was he just hanging out playing against himself prior to this??? Is it a metaphor??? Is 8 the only number he knows???? THOUGHTS????

the fact that we open the scene with a center shot of beth, all bambi-eyes and openly???? letting him see???? her vulnerable????????

the fact that she still sees him as a lifeline and turns to him for help in spite of him being demonstrably useless literally every time she’s asked

the fact that he’s open to it and asks what she needs

aaaaaand then shuts her down when she says it’s for dean

but also is still giving her some p solid, if, you know, a touch sociopathic advice

and then the fact that said advice more or less amounts to please let your ~technical husband rot in jail crime wife

and yes, the fact that he is, apparently just hanging out! in his own bar! after hours! alone! playing pool with himself!

which sounds like it should be a euphemism tbh but no! it is entirely literal!

everyone involved in this show is a lunatic including all of us!

i love it!

literally wtf are you doing rio

i would like to point out he is losing to himself which is fucking hysterical

and also extremely apt, tbh

he climbs up the pool cue when he stands. why. to what purpose.

he told her to be smart before he murdered her co-worker and beth’s like, not even phased at all by that reference

i am teLlinG y’alL murder is their foreplay, the hitman thing’s gonna be fine

if anything he’s gonna be hurt she outsourced it

which, valid!!!!!!

why are his fingers so long why why WHY

every time he lines up and takes a shot i make this sort of garbled hairpin in a vacuum cleaner noise

i didn’t ask to be like this

and when he sees that the please let him rot please please please pitch is not helping beth’s stress level he pivots and like, actually tries to be comforting????????

but is also incredibly bad at it

remember when beth was like my husband took my children and rio was like that sucks, here’s an open tab byyyyyyeeeeee

he is not the best shoulder, is what i’m saying

and yet!! she keeps going to him anyway!!!!

he’s like SIVER LINING MAYBE YOU’LL WANT TO FUCK YOUR HUSBAND AGAIN AND BETH JUST STEAMROLLS RIGHT PAST THAT

it like doesn’t even register

fuck that guy? don’t be absurd crime husband

also like

who exactly might want to hit what again hmmmmmmm HMMMMMMMMMMM

i am just saying it feels like there are some layErs here

he is so satisfied when she points out nothing sticks to him i want to slap him i want to slap myself i want to slap everyone

i gOt lucK oN my siDe / mayBe yoU do tOo

smells like foreshadowing in here

also jumping back the way his smile s o f t e n s when he says maybe you do too

the urge to slap remains strong but now with a side of leave mE here tO diE

(bringing back @pynkhues​ tag meanderings bc it lives in my head now, is this rio’s way of saying he can protect her class please discuss)

and now we arrive at sink the eight ball

i know it’s ridiculous i know but i can’t help it they’re standing there with a the pool cue and the pool table and it’s all weird tangled intimacy that’s about to flip over into intense sexual tension and i am not coping well with this at all

i’m not okay

THE WAY HE PULLS THE CUE AWAY

AND THE WAY SHE’S LIKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER I STG

let beth boland unhinge her jaw and devour the world 2k21 she deserves it

idk what to tell you beth you like it

like let’s pause for a sec and examine the situation shall we? this ep provides some really interesting contrast between beth’s extremely different relationships with the men in her life.

1. we have dean who is, i would argue, shown throughout the ep to be a complete albatross of guilt and long expired, turned toxic gratitude dangling from a rapidly fraying thread called parenting. he’s furious with beth to the point of not wanting to see her while in prison, choosing to stay in prison to avoid coping with how thoroughly their house of cards is tumbling down and the reality of who beth is and who they are to each other that collapse is exposing. 2. we have fitzpatrick who repeatedly tramples her boundaries in a tunnel vision pursuit of the person he thinks she is and his fantasy of the relationship he could have with this person who doesn’t actually exist and we’ve seen how uncomfortable it makes beth to the point that she finally blows up at him, reasserting who she is and it, idk if i would say scares him, but it definitely turns him off. 3. and then we have rio who she is locked in a nightmare game of cat and mouse with, who she has convinced herself is the source of all of her problems and yet when push comes to shove is still the person that she turns to for guidance and support, who she has no objection to sharing physical space with (i hear rumors the pool scene reads wildly divide and yeah i can see how but i am firmly camp they are both experiencing some stupidly complicated emotional upheaval and that’s what that face is, y’all take it how you will), who is also the only person this ep to witness the single, genuine, uncomplicatedly happy glimpse of one elizabeth boland née marks (who can’t help but grin in response to her joy and honestly who wouldn’t she is so gd cUte before he rips the rug out from underneath her)

i got worked up and forgot where i was going with this

something about contrast

but also the like, comfort and familiarity and ease even when Extremely Annoyed

idk i just think it’s neat

let’s see what else happens

oh right they play """"""""""pool"""""""""""

wait no, we’re not there yet

first rio’s gotta do that big-eyed disney princess look he shoots beth’s way from time to time, 209 being the notable example that comes to mind

h E Lp

so now we’re at sinking the eight ball

yeah, no, he does not know how pool works

i’d say it’s embarrassing but what isn’t with them

SPEAKING OF EMBARRASSING

or maybe i mean inexplicable

i tried to be v hardcore on not letting myself speculate about the pool scene and how it would come to be so sexy bc speculation has only ever led to either disappointment or me getting really, really over the top competitive about it to the point where it isn’t even fun for me anymore (which is saying something) but i couldn’t help spinning out potential scenarios bc like why???? how????? the man is draped over her like a blanket and smELliNg heR haiR surely that doesn’t just happen??????

WHAT A FOOL I WAS

LITERALLY FOR NO REASON AT ALL RIO’S LIKE FUCK YOUR PERSONAL SPACE CRIME WIFE IT’S OUR PERSONAL SPACE

AND BETH’S JUST LIKE YEAH SURE CRIME HUSBAND THIS IS FINE AND NORMAL I HAVE NO FURTHER COMMENTARY

LIKE?????????????????????????????????????????

h An dS

hAn D S

H a nD s

anD theN hE smelLs heR hAir like a fuckiN lunAtic

i just

TO WHAT PURPOSE

SCIENCE P L E A S E E X P L A I N

i know we all like to argue until the cows come home over what specific flavor of sloppy the show is and then we argue with the cows but like

this didn’t happen out of nowhere

they’re setting something up

(they fuckin’)

(do not argue with me or my cows)

thE shoUldeR roLl

no thoughts just that

AND THEN SHE MAKES IT

(and everything b o u n c e s)

AND SHE’S SO CUTE????? MY WIFE???????? I LOVE HER????????????

no but literally when was the last time beth was that happy

it’s so pure

and it makes him lauGh toO

s Of t

and then rio’s like no but seriously fuck your husband let him rot in jail and beth’s facce falls and my heart breaks and everyone remembers everything is terrible bc they are absolutely inFURIATING nigHTMARE PEOPLE who caNNOT USE THEIR WORDs

what was the actual question here i don’t even remember

oh right why the eight ball

probs bc it color coordinated with both his and beth’s outfits bc he is A Heaux Like That

[secondhoekage]

Ignore this long rant I’m high as shit but I... can’t take the hero commission oR HONESTLY THE HEROES THEMSELVES, seriously anymore

They’re BRAINLESS they all share one (1) brain cell and it belonged to Crust. THESE GUYS had MONTHS to strategize this attack and what did they do? They fucked it up. They want me to believe this was planned and not written on a chalk board the night before? Sent out to all heroes the next morning at 8am in a CHAIN EMAIL?

Unpopular opinion(?): they sent the worst possible, ill-suited heroes to each location for this PLF raid and I’m mad at them for it and I’m mad at Hori for making me be mad at it even tho he had to do it beCauSe oF pLot but I’m mad.

The MLA’s plans to take on The League of Villains? Spotless. Chef’s kiss. The detail. The one-on-one counters they planned out. Accounting for each enemy’s quirk. Yeah there were like 6 of them to account for but?? Heroes, yall had enough info and enough time to think of ways to go about this raid and I’m supposed to believe that you did, BUT DID YOU REALLY? MONTHS TO PLAN, and saw one electric Sir Crocodile rip-off and immediately threw Kaminari on his ass. Good move. Kinda. But the rest of the PLF? Heroes just gonna make shit up as they go I guess?? 

To make myself feel better here’s a long ass useless rant on what could’ve damn happened and which heroes should’ve gone where and to make this an epic ass rumble. ugh. Even just doing some of these things would’ve made this arc (imo) feel more... convincing and delicious

under the cut tho bc damn this is too long

In this essay I will—

Edgeshot??? EDGESHOT??    EDGESHOT?? i’M GOING TO GO OFF. 

I swear to shit Edgeshot could’ve soloed the hospital but they had him at the PLF mansion for Some Reason like... like they didn’t make him run up on the League’s bar instead of the Nomu factory bc they knew he would take care of shit immediately. Make it make sense. If he was at the hospital eye just—Nomu in the way?? Doctor running off? Say less. Electric slide all the way in there Shinya. DID NO ONE SEE HOW EASILY HE HANDLED KUROGIRI? Did everyone just forget this man can pull a K.O in .3 seconds flat? Heroes didn’t think it might be a good idea to have him there, ready to give Shigaraki the paper cut of his life the second he woke up (if he even did bc my mans likely could’ve prevented the ‘doctor getting away>high-end awaken>rush to get shiggy out of the tank>shiggy wakes up’ chain of events)? Didn’t think to send him instead of this guy X Less just sitting there with That Look on his face? 

I get they needed heroes like Edgeshot at the mansion to take out a handful of enemies in one go but COME ON NOW. There were more than enough long-range AOE heroes there. And even if you don’t wanna believe he could solo then STILL, EDGESHOT DUOING WITH MIRUKO, ANYBODY? If anyone was gonna keep up with her happy ass zooming into the lab it could’ve been him. We were robbed of an Edgeshot/Miruko teamup and I’m not okay. Could’ve had a sexy ass panel of the hospital-team hyping up Miruko and Edgeshot as they dashed to Ujiko’s lab, two fast as shit bad bitches, zooming through these Nomu, absolutely obliterating them at lightning speed, watching each other’s backs too, PROBABLY SAVING MIRUKO FROM BECOMING THE PRE-DEATH ORGAN DONOR THAT SHE IS NOW. I know it was hot watching Miruko take on these high-ends but I’d have rather Edgeshot share the spotlight if it meant Miruko was in one piece rn. Hori played her

Anyways the literal dumb bitch energy that went into not sending Edgeshot to the hospital is sending me. Could’ve at least let him just be on the team and on standby while Shigaraki was waking up. With those sharp as shit reflexes of his we’ve seen? Shigaraki would’ve been out like a fucking light the second Edgeshot saw him sit up. X-Less you had a nice thicc upper lip that lip was too shaded for you to die, but F in the chat bitch. Useless plot fodder I’m sorry X-Less. There isn’t a hero there right now (besides Aizawa but like... idk, plot is nerfing him) that could’ve incapacitated Shiggy so quickly and prevented the mess they’re in now like my guy Edgeshot could’ve. Feels like a cop out

In conclusion: Edgeshot sweety I’m sorry they did this. I’m sorry you were nerfed. I’m sorry they didn’t let you deliver Kamino Pizza to this hospital. I’m sorry they ignored you and now everyone’s gonna die bc they didn’t they respect your Ninpo rights

CEMENTOSS??? y’all sent him to fuck up the mansion FOR WHAT??? If I were the hero commission and thought :

“Dang we need to completely ass blast this huge PLF resort to make room for our heroes to run in... but it would also be good if we had someone to do that at the hospital too just in case things get tricky and we need to pave a quick way to Ujiko’s secret hideout... but I’m single-celled and can’t weigh my options logically so ok. Cementoss, to the mansion.”

...................... Ok but can I in interest you in PIXIE BOB? I get the mansion is huge but going by the shit we’ve seen her do?? I’m not about to underestimate ol’ girl. I know she could’ve fucked that place up if they let her, switched her out for Cementoss, who could’ve made THE EASIEST route for the hospital team to get into the secret lab, trapped Ujiko, also trapped a couple nomu/high-ends in cement while he was at it, rearranged some tunnels for optimal tactical movement, probably could’ve done a decent-fucking-job at slowing the onslaught of Decay too if it got to that point (AND IT MIGHT NOT HAVE BC THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS RANT IS TO INSIST THAT A BETTER SELECTION OF HEROES WOULDN’T HAVE RESULTED IN SHIGGY’S CURRENT THANOS SNAP ORdEAL)

I know Pixie’s mostly on rescue operations and that’s what she’s doing at the hospital/surrounding city but WHY?? EVEN IF THEY REALLY NEEDED CEMENTOSS AT THE MANSION—WHY NOT HAVE PIXIE BOB DOING SOMETHING IN THE ACTUAL HOSPITAL BATTLE? JUST A LITTLE? The hospital is built on uh.. oh yeah... EARTH? And considering in the Forest Training arc she was using her quirk from a remote location (to make that Earth golem, or whatever) she wouldn’t even HAVE to be IN Ujiko’s lab to be useful

Can y’all PLEASE put at least ONE of your terraforming heroes at the place where y’all REALLY need them?? And not after-the-fact like y’all just did with Pixie Bob? Because clearly she didn’t do shit this last chapter trying to stop Decay. I’m sorry girl. You may be dead. Terrible.

I would have legitimately sent Snipe to get Ujiko before I sent Miruko and that’s that on that. Where is he even? He was there during the briefing but he’s gone? MIA? Idk. No way Ujiko is getting away from those bullets. Target locked: Ujiko’s hand. Fire. High-end Nomu remote goes bye bye. Then another bullet in the leg. No need to worry about him escaping and waking up high-ends/Shiggy when he doesn’t have kneecaps. Problem solved. No way it would’ve taken that long to break Shiggy’s tank either with a few well-placed pew pews zigging around some Nomu (not that we really wanna break him outta his tank bc look what happened). Snipe’s 6/5 technique stat deserves better!!!!!

Gang Orca did not go off and give a bunch of kids brain damage during the License arc to be so thoroughly ignored here. He’s clearly about to get his shit rocked by some gauged-out ex-Hot Topic employee in the next few chapters and ugh you’re TOO GOOD FOR THAT ORCA. COULD’VE BEEN OF USE AT THE HOSPITAL. PARALYZING SONIC WAVES? WE’LL TAKE IT. Who knows if any of the high-end Nomu would’ve been affected by paralysis but the small fry? Probably. Shiggy’s little twink ass? I would bet on it. Not that it would really stop him from using Decay but still

At the risk of sounding like someone I know who endorses child labor (the hero commission) here me out: CAN I GET A UHHH JUZO HONENUKI??? AGAIN YEAH good that he was at the mansion to do some long-range AOE action but if y’all are gonna force kids to join in on this war anyways, put your strongest and most useful ones at the place you need them. Shit it would’ve been real nice if Honenuki was there to trap some Nomu—uncertain if it would work against the high-ends that show some pretty flexible quirks but who knows—and even at the risk of reaching, maybe in some universe where Shiggy and Honenuki face off, it would be interesting to see Decay against Softening, since Decay’s one big weakness is that it can only work on solid objects sooOooOo? Idk. Would’ve been a cool match up but I hate that the kids are fighting anyways so we’re gonna ignore this Juzo rant. Just know it would’ve been cool

And as for the mess that’s going to be this fucking mansion soon... .. We’re just gonna ignore a whole ass Geten, big destructive power, big fucking threat, and not gonna throw Endeavor’s ass in there? Makes sense. They’re leaving it to Shoto I guess. They said time for you to fucking shine kid. Get in there. I mean really trading Endeavor for Edgeshot would’ve been top tier strategy but...

I MEAN THEY?? Made up a whole ass plan to counter ONE greasy-looking PLF guy by throwing Kaminari in there, but they couldn’t make up a plan to counter Geten? Are they just?? Pulling names out of a hat to see who gets to fight who? Did they spin a bottle to see who it landed on? Did Mt. Lady pull the short stick? I swear on shit when Geten starts going feral soon I’m not gonna feel sorry about it. Unless heroes got a plan and someone’s gonna make a sexy ass top 10 anime entrances to counter his ice then I’m disappointed. We went ape shit over Kaminari countering one of the commanders but are we not gonna get anymore ‘I’m your perfect counter and I’m here to stop you’ moments? No? I’M PISSED. 

I would have also settled for my kween Nejire being there to blast away some ice because who tf else is gonna do it? But eh. 

Dabi will also be trouble depending on what he decides to do. He only has about 3 good ideas a month and he’s used them all up by now so he’s in dumb slut territory as we speak. But you’d think that a villain as widely recognized as Dabi with such a destructive quirk would urge the heroes to have some plan to take him on but?? So far I don’t really see anyone quick to take on the role. Not that it’d be that hard bc he’s dangerous but also dangerously dumb. Where is Inasa. Maybe he can just blast the flames back in Dabi’s face. I love him but at this point he deserves to have some of his rights taken away

Don’t even get me start on Gigantomachia. I get the heroes had little choice except to attack before Shiggy was full-power but just?? NOT having a plan in case by some little chance Gigantomachia DID wake up? You stupid bastards. You absolute fools. I guess there’s not much you CAN do but FUCK y’all just gonna let him SIT THERE? No counter measures? No ‘Let’s execute this incredibly thorough and thought-out plan we’ve spent months formulating to restrain Gigantomachia in case he does end up waking up, because better safe than sorry’? When he tramples like 50 students I bet that shit gonna hurt

I hate it all. I was really happy about seeing Shiggy go off 272 bc he’s a king but after rereading from like, 258 I feel... weird. Maybe this will be resolved with more chapters but. eh. Now that I’ve thought of this, I can’t go back. I miss the brain power that was behind the MLA fight

[ani-miki]

umm how.. how about 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN HC WITH BAKUGO TODOROKI AND DEKU (like kIsSinG (YOU KNOW) bonus points if they walk out like together iDK) LOVE YOU

HEY I LOVE U TOO🥺 here u go👀👀 this lowkey got kinda riSqUé or maybe i’m just a baby. maybe both😳😳

bakugo

katsuki regrets saying yes to kaminari’s constant pestering to join the class for a game as soon as he sees you, his crush, in the circle

he almost turns around right then and there lmao

he sits as far away from you as possible, to try and keep how flustered he is a secret

he secretly hopes that the bottle will land on you and him

the bottle landing on any of the extras in the circle would piss him OFF

he doesn’t know whether to be happy or mad when you too are the first two chosen

he can hear the whistles of the boys and the screams of the girls as he angrily stands and pulls you to the closet

you stared at him for a second, his heart going a mile a minute at your close proximity

he flushes even more “if you don’t want to do this shit i understand.”

you shake your head “i don’t mind. if we don’t do anything we’ll lose the game.”

bakugo.exe has stopped working

lowkey sad that you guys will only be kissing because of a game, but he swallows his pride and leans in

tries not to freak out as you bring your hands up to link behind his neck, pulling him deeper into the kiss

starts out fairly innocent, but when he hears you let out a soft whine when he nibbles on you lip? boy snaps

plants kisses down your neck, some hard, leaving bruises, and some feather light

the way you choke out his name when he sucks on a particular spot fires him up even more

he presses your back into the wall as you continue to make out, gripping your thighs that are exposed from your now hiked up uniform skirt

y’all are going AT IT, only stopping occasionally for small breaths of air

he lets out an array of curses after he sucks on the sensitive spot on your neck and makes your eyes roll back

you’re both red up to your ears and panting when mina begins to fiercely knock on the door

“times up lovebirds!”

you make a weak attempt to straighten out your clothes and hair, as does bakugo, but it doesn’t really do much

you’re both red in the face when you exit the closet

baku with his tousled hair and bruised lips

your neck covered in fresh hickies and marks from bakugo’s fingers on your thighs

the class is going WILD

bakugo just says fuck it and drags you upstairs for round two👀

todoroki

shouto doesn’t know how he got roped into playing 7 minutes in heaven with his classmates, he was just trying to study

he was fully prepared to leave, right up until he saw you, his crush, sit cris-cross apple sauce beside uraraka, face flushed

he supposed he could stay awhile

he didn’t expect to be chosen, let alone on the first round

and most certainly not with YOU

with red cheeks, he grabs your hand and leads you to the nearest closed

not before telling the guys to be quiet though

you guys just sit blushing for a solid minute before anything happens

“Y/n?”

“Hmm?”

“We’ll lose if we don’t at least kiss, right?”

and with that he pulls you in, ears red

a little disappointed that it’s only a game, but his adrenaline was pumping

it starts out with a slow peck, gradually evolving into longer, more drawn out kisses as you lean backwards

feeling suddenly bold at your response, he lets his lips travel down to your neck to leave a mark, his hand squeezing your thigh

when you let out a quiet “shouto~” he almost dies on the SPOT

his confidence goes up like, 10x

he pulls you up, wrapping your legs around his waist

he grinds into you as he continues to plant kisses down your lips, jawline and neck

when he whispers “fuck” in your ear you almost DIED

like DECEASED ON THE SPOT TYPE DIED

your heart is RACING luv

both of your lips are swollen and your clothes are half on when mina opens the door with her eyes covered “are y’all decent?”

you scramble to fix yourselves and exit the closet

the boys are wolf whistling and the girls are screaming as todoroki and you ascend the stairs for a continuation😳

midoriya

poor bby thought it was movie night😔

your class had other plans though

instead of the usual class 1-A friday movie night, you guys decided to play 7 minutes in heaven

izuku is this👌🏼 close to leaving when he sees you walk in

he’d been crushing on you for ages, and if you were staying, he was staying too

he almost DIES when kaminari spins the bottle and it lands on the two of you

he somehow manages to lead you to the closet without completely malfunctioning

boy is SHOOK

you? his beautiful, amazing crush? we’re going to kiss HIM?

the most bummed that it’s only a game, since he do be sensitive doe😔

almost combusts when you lean over and kiss him softly

it flips a switch in him though, because after your first kiss breaks, he returns it with 10x intensity

he pins you between his body and the wall in like .2 seconds, wrapping your legs around

he said plus ultra but make it a make out session

your heart is BEATING sis

like you’d NEVER expect this😳

he’s blushing from head to toe as he kisses down your neck and grips your thighs

this boy is like a leech no cap lmaooo you’re gonna have hickeys on hickeys on hickeys girl

better prepare some scarves bc WHEW

when he bites your lip and pulls your hair you’re pretty sure the whole damn class can hear you

they can

a stunned kaminari let’s you guys know the 7 minutes are up, and you and him exit the closet disheveled with swollen lips

the amount of hickeys is- oof

the class is shook

izuku makes a beeline to the stairs before anyone could get a word in👀😳

[mankai-donuts]

Hello, I'm so glad to find one more writing blog for a3!. Your Tsumugi hc were really cute! Could you write some fluffy hc for Azuma, Kazunari, Itaru, Masumi & Misumi? Like hc for how the relationship was before they started dating( how they were like with their crush, who asked who out, stuff like that) and some hc for when their already established relationship? Please and thank you 💞😆

of course!! also,,, y’all i forgot my blog existed so if this is kinda late i’m super sorry!

azuma

you were azuma’s last client before he decided to audition for the winter troupe, but, besides being the last one, something about you was enticing to him. after the audition, he was determined to find you again

azuma is a man that has so much charm. his words are like honey and he can easily have you under his trance. you’ll find yourself falling for him, but azuma is the one to confess to you first

he’s such an affectionate man and is not afraid to show you his love, regardless of location and who’s around. he loves to tease you in any way that he can. azuma likes to have you close, so at least one of his hands is making contact with you

also, he’s basically the skincare god and is super doting. he cares for you with such tenderness and wants you to be your very best

kazunari

he has this thing about him that makes you wanna get closer, which is exactly what you did. it’s kinda intimidating since he’s known for creating relationships that could potentially be shallow

no worries bc after he spends time with his troupe, he realizes he wants more. he wants a meaningful relationship and you’re the perfect person since you’ve been by his side for the longest time. i feel like with kazunari you’d be the one confessing, but, thankfully, he happily accepts your feelings

kazunari is the best at picking out date ideas. all of his dates are super fun like you will have the time of your life. like study dates are boring but he somehow makes it exciting??

he’s also a big goofball and loves to randomly give you big bear hugs. if you feel a little blue, kazunari can almost instantly tell. he pretty much dedicated himself to learning who you are, so he knows exactly how to cheer you up

itaru

you would see him at his workplace and fell for his princely-persona. he’s mature, calm, and kind like how could you not like him? despite his demeanor, he has no interest in dating and has turned you down

but this is a man that’s almost near perfect. how does a person let that go? give it 2-3 more asks and he’ll admire the persistence and accept. in the beginning, he’s very professional, but often excused himself. over time, he’ll start showing you who he really is: a giant dork that’s obsessed with video games

so you’ve met the real itaru and he’s less princely and more,,, relaxed?? like he doesn’t make huge romantic gestures and shower you with rose petals but still shows his love in his own way. cuddle sessions with itaru are basically you on his lap (chest to chest or your back to his chest) and his arms around your waist, playing a game. but you can’t deny he’s pretty comfortable

also, you became his lucky gacha charm and he often wakes you up in the middle of the night to help him with pulls. when you’re pulling, he kinda latches his body onto yours to watch, but the thing is that when you’re finished, he stays that way. since it’s the middle of the night and you basically have a heated pillow, you just fall asleep in his arms

masumi

i think you woke up a storm when you decided to walk into masumi’s life. he has so many fans but they all are nothing compared to you. fun thing is that he doesn’t even know your name but has fallen in love

masumi saw you pursuing one of your favorite hobbies and has been head over heels ever since. he’s the one to confess to you first and ngl it was a little creepy since you didn’t know who he was. but, hey, you decided to give it a shot

masumi will drown you with his love and affection. like it’s insane. he has the need to always be around you and craves your touch constantly. he can never have enough of you. your approval and affection is the only thing that matters to him

he’s such a dork about it tho. he’ll complete a super simple task and then be like “i did x now give me kisses.”

misumi

ngl i’m not sure where you would first meet misumi but probably in a location with triangles. at first, he sees you as a triangle that he has to have, but then he’ll see you as someone he wants to have a connection with

like he’ll think of you as the most perfect triangle and then realize he wants something more. it’s really hard to say no to misumi and when you accepted his feelings he did a backflip and tightly hugged you

he is so full of energy. he’s like a very playful puppy and loves your love. he’s prone to picking you up really high off the ground and spinning you around. since he’s a bit childish, it’s difficult to get into a serious conversation with him but it gets easier over time

honestly he just wants to make you happy for like idk ever. your happiness brings him so much joy, it might overshadow his love for triangles

[myherogroundzero]

‘til we meet again (hawks x reader)

A/N: i literally DIED bc like idk school is stressful but im back and im in LOVE with Hawks. i’m gonna be writing more parts to saving grace, but i needed to show my birdy some love. and let me freakin tell y’all, there’s so much dialogue and it’s all written so bad but i hope you love me regardless LMAO i’m just a bad writer. also i’m so bad at writing like angst and shit bc my heart can’t handle it so it went from pain to not really wanting to talk about pain bc pain is bad and bad makes me sad and sad means not happy and thats not good. but anyway, hope you enjoy and i’m gonna try to be more consistent but,,, no promises. the summer tho? that’s gonna be my prime. have a great day!!!

word count: 1.1k

warnings: language, blood

•••••

the moon was rising and the stars were twinkling. the sky was such a beautiful ombré of blues and black. it was peaceful, quiet. though when you took a look down, there was chaos among the streets. the roof of the hospital building was where you went to unravel. after a long day of being second to an arrogant surgeon, it was the only way to relax.

though relaxation didn’t come easy when you knew that people were being attacked and heroes were risking their lives in the very town you call home. from the looks of it, it seemed you wouldn't be getting the rest of the night off. your eyes, however, went from the trainwreck of a town to the beautifully jeweled sky. it somehow still shone, even when bad things were happening. perhaps it was a sign that, although things got bad, there was still a light.

your thoughts had quickly disappeared when you heard a rather loud thud and a painful grunt come from behind you. you turned and immediately recognised the bright red wings of the number two hero, Hawks. he pushed himself up slightly, gripping his side as he tried to catch his breath. you rushed to his side to help him, though panic began to set in when you saw the blood that covered his entire left side, drenching his clothes.

“oh my God! are you okay? wait, that’s a stupid question, you’re clearly not— let me help you, yeah?” you panicked. you did your best to help him stand, making him drape his arm around your shoulders while you gently held his torso. his quiet pants and pained expressions were making you uneasy.

“thank you,” he managed to breathe out, hugging his side tighter with his right arm.

“i should be thanking you. after all, you’ve saved so many people. but i suppose that’s to be expected from the number two hero, right?” you smiled softly at him, attempting to take his mind off the pain in his side.

“i guess so, but people like you save others as well. what do you do exactly?”

“i’m actually an intern. i’m going to school to be a surgeon, but that won’t be for awhile. take a seat in that room, okay? i’ll be in to help in just a moment.”

⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆

“i’m going to be honest with you, that blood is not going to come out of these clothes. would you mind if i just cut it open?”

“do what you need to,”

you nodded and cut through his stained clothes, revealing a rather large gash. your stomach turned at the sight. sure, you wanted to be a surgeon, but you weren’t quite used to the bleeding and gruesome looking cuts just yet.

“you okay there?”

“huh? oh, yeah! i’m just… not used to this yet,” you muttered.

“well, tell me the news, doc. am i gonna make it?”

you laughed quietly as you began cleaning the wound.

“i don’t know, sir. that’s a pretty nasty cut you got there,”

he chuckled before hissing at the sting from the disinfectant you used.

“sorry… gotta clean it. it would suck if this thing got infected. you’re gonna need stitches, too.”

he nodded as he watched your hands. it was amazing how still and gentle you were. though he was in searing pain, your softness made it easier. you were kind and you joked in order to make the situation more lighthearted even if you were panicking, he appreciated that. he leaned back gently when you went to grab the things you needed to start the stitches, his head spinning. he tried to focus on his breathing to make the pounding in his head dissipate.

“Hawks? are you alright? what hurts?”

“fuck… everything,”

“are you saying ‘fuck everything’ or ‘fuck, everything’?”

“my head is killing me.”

“i’m gonna guess you said the second one, then. hold on, i’ll get you some medicine.”

you grabbed some water and painkillers for him to take while you stitch up his side.

“here, maybe this will help with your side, too. what’s your favourite colour?”

“what does that matter?”

“just some small talk to get your mind off the fact i just pushed a needle into your skin to stitch up the gaping laceration on your side. ooh! winter of autumn?”

“autumn, easier to fly. what about you?”

you stood still for a moment as you thought.

“well, autumn is gorgeous, but the snow is too. hard to say, honestly. probably autumn, though. your turn to ask a question!”

your fingers worked quickly as you tried to ignore his soft groans. you felt bad putting him in more pain, and the sounds he made were making you more worried.

“what’s your name?” he asked quietly.

“that’s your question? pretty boring, if you ask me. but it’s l/n. l/n y/n. and we’re done! that wasn’t too bad, yeah?” you beamed at him as you put your tools back where they belong. it hit you hard when you realised he'd have to pay for everything you did tonight if anyone else found out. it’d be kind of hard to sneak someone with giant wings out of a building, not including the security tapes.

“do you think you can fly?” you asked.

“yeah, i think so. why?”

“i don’t want you to have to pay for this. if you fly off the roof to your house, it’d be like you were never here. but you need to rest when you get home, which means no flying unless absolutely necessary!”

he laughed lightly and nodded.

“yes, ma’am. thank you for all your help, l/n.”

you grinned as you put a sticker on his hand, giggling softly at yourself.

“no problem, mr. pro-hero! now go home so you can get better and keep kicking ass.”

you walked him up to the roof, the two of you talking about yourselves to fill the silence. it was going to take awhile for him to heal, and it’d likely take longer if he decided to disobey you.

“can i see you again?” he looked at you, waiting for your response.

you got a funny feeling in your stomach when he asked you that.

“i’d like it. you know, if we saw each other again. maybe under less… intense circumstances. like a drink, for example. if that’s alright with you,” his voice was soft and inviting, and it made your heart jump.

“yeah, i’d love to! i come up here every night. meet me here whenever you’d like. i can’t guarantee i’ll be free, but you’d still get to see me.”

“it’s a date, then. ‘til we meet again?”

you smiled softly as you watched him fly off the roof.

“‘til we meet again.”

[sofhyuck]

Greasy Baby

Genre: fluff, greaser!hyuck

Word Count: 2.4k

A/N this au stems from some enlightening conversations with @cinanamon who is graciously allowing me to use some of her ideas, this one’s for you bb ;))))

greaser!hyuck is...a lil shit to say the least

like ye he’s a handsome boi i mean,,,imagine him in a leather jacket,,,hair gelled back,,,yes pls

but he knows him and his group of bois (dreamies hello) are hot shit and he’s not afraid to show that he knows it

him and the dreamies are always seen cruising around town,,, harassing hollerin at the ladies from the inside of hyuck’s beat up mustang (is that a time period correct car??? idk and idc to look it up lol)

he never actually physically harasses anyone, it’s all fun and games (for them at least don’t accept cat calling kids men ain’t shit)

there’s just...nothing else really for them to do around town

the only forms of entertainment come from the drive in theater and the soda shop that all the kids hang out at after school

he attends his local university since him and the gang come from a small town and didn’t really care to leave or have the grades to go to a better school

and you...well you don’t really know why you decided to attend a university in such a dinky little town

maybe it’s because you wanted a change of pace from the city, and maybe it’s because it’s your mother’s alma mater and you spent a few of your summers there

but somehow you find yourself at the school

the only problem is,,,everyone who attends the school grew up in the dumb town,,,meaning everyone already knows each other and has their friend groups and cliques

leaving you to fend for yourself and kind of live as an outsider

sure you make acquaintances in your classes but,,,it’s hard for you to make solid friends when everyone else already knows everything about everyone else 

so you’ve been living your life on campus, smiling at the acquaintances you’ve made when you pass by them on the street, but you never really hang out with anyone after school

your sophomore year you got a job at the soda shop bc college ain’t cheap and they were hiring

surprisingly enough you made close friends through the job, your coworkers went to the same uni as you and the clientele were also in some of your classes

so you began to actually go out more (when you weren’t working obvi)

on day you were on campus walking to your next class and you saw one of said new friends

but while you were distracted with waving to them you bumped into someone and woop guess who????

you guessed it our boy hyuck with the rest of 00 line walking past

he was bouta pop off but then he sees it’s you the cute lil waitress from the soda shop that he’s lowkey seen around and been crushing on for a few months now

so when he sees you stuttering out an apology bc boi is brighter than the damn son and took your breath away

he just smirks and lets out a lil chuckle and just says ‘don’t worry about it sweetcheeks’ with a wink and then he’s off

you stand there for a moment in shock bc like obvi you know who he is even if you’ve only been around a few years who tf doesn’t know hyuck and co

and ofc your friends all saw and were like...b don’t even worry about it he just be like that sometimes ya know

and you’re like yea u right and forget about the whole encounter

but guess who doesn’t ohohoho it’s mister lee donghyuck himself he be thinking about it the rest of the day bc wow you’re even prettier up close huh

and the rest of dream are like...mmhmm ok mr. lee not sus at all we’re on. to. you.

so guess where hyuck ever so casually zooms off to after his classes are over????

oh boy you guessed it right off to the soda shop but oomph poor bb you’re not actually working that day and bb is sad :(((( meanwhile his boys are just laughing at him bc omg hyuck is so w hi p pe d

so now bb is going to the shop every moment he can until!!! finally!!! you’re working again god bless!!!

as soon as he sees you’re working baby sits bolt up right and starts fixing his slicked back hair that he had totally not been running his hands through out of nerves

the other boys weren’t there bc??? they have better places to be than at the soda shop for the 50000 time that day even though chenle and jisung had been there earlier just to laugh at him

but now holy shit you’re coming over and you look so cute in the dumb poodle skirt they make you wear as a uniform with your hair placed in a high ponytail

meanwhile you’re sw e a t i n g bc shit it’s hyuck and he’s still a handsome ass boy and you have to serve his table n ow f u c k

so you sidle on over and give him your usual spiel asking what he’d like to order n shit

and this boy omf remember when i said he was annoying?

well yea he fucking goes ‘are you on the menu bc I’d certainly like to have a piece of you’

and you’re like...boy tf oh my god i want to SLAP him 

but you grin through it like ha ha...funny ok...our specials for today are...

hyuck ain’t listening anymore bc he’s busy mentally kicking himself bc??? really hyuck??? you’re trying to make her like you wtf were you t h in k i ng

so he just points at some random thing on the menu, his head hanging in shame

and yea you’d think it was cute if he hadn’t just gotten on your damn nerves

but, alas, you have to continue serving the boy who had ordered literally just a fried egg but you know who were you to judge

he eats the egg rather quickly and then just...sits there...not doing anything...and you don’t know what to do like you can’t kick him out he did order something and it’s not particularly busy

meanwhile hyuck’s head is spinning trying to think of how to woo you after completely embarrassing himself earlier

after like an hour passes you head over to him, ready to ask him again if he wants anything else to eat 

but as soon as you get to him he jolts upright scaring the shit out of you and he’s like fuck sorry i didn’t mean to scare you 

and you’re like it’s fine now seriously do you want anything else-

but he cuts you off and suddenly...lee donghyuck?? is grabbing onto your hand??? and rapidly apologizing to you for being so Gross earlier

you gotta shake the boy off of you and honestly,,,he’s really endearing like aw he’s so embarrassed what a bb

when you get out of his grip you’re like bro it’s ok tbh i get much worse all the time

suddenlt hyuck is ready to f i g ht like who tf??? i will square up 

in your head you’re like,,,bitch ik you catcall don’t even try...but in reality you’re like mmmhmm sure ok you couldn’t hurt a damn fly

hyuck is angery now like wdym im tough >:( don’t you see my leather jacket and cool hair and car???

and you,,,oh you little reader pat lee donghyuck’s fUCkiNg head and now he is blushing oooooh

in a smol voice he asks for his check and leaves you a v generous tip despite your protests

and by that time his confidence seems to come back bc he winks and tells you he’ll be back

you giggle and give him a lil wave bc...wow lee donghyuck is just a cute shy lil bb hehe

and now hyuck is coming in every day,,,sometimes with his boys,,,sometimes alone but no matter what he’s always sure to, in a respectful manner, flirt with you and chat you up while dream just look on in amusement bc, again, hyuck is wh i p p e d

y’all just kinda...live like that for a few weeks but it’s v clear to e v er y body that there is shit going down between the two of you

like at this point hyuck’s hanging around campus with you too so like,,,everyone and their mother knows at this point bc,,,like i said earlier,,,everyone in this damn town knows everything about everyone

so ya’ll are stagnant, hyuck flirting, you laughing and sometimes flirting back

until one day ohhh boy there’s a new boul in town and he is not ashamed at all

and by that i mean he’s the biggest fucking asshole to ever step foot in the town, thinking he’s hot shit and everybody wants him when everyone hates his g u t s

and this boy has been hanging around the shop, livin his life, waiting for his moment to strike

but uh oh he made a mistake bc the first person he attempts to come on to...is you

and hyuck has been there bc he knows this guy has been hanging around and he wants to keep an eye on you his girl

it was a good thing too bc... this boul is going all out

tugging lightly at your skirt when you come to take his order while he uses the same cringy line hyuck used on you that first day

and hyuck knows you’re a big girl who can handle herself which you make very clear by firmly rejecting him with a smile plastered across your face

but...boy does not and will not let up

and you’re getting more and more frustrated and hyuck can tell esp when you keep throwing exasperated looks in his direction w the occasional eye roll

he would laugh but he’s too busy trying not to flip his shit

until boy fuckin just goes to grab your ass and you immediately move back, ready to reprimand him

but all thoughts are brushed aside when a loud crash sounds followed by heavy footsteps

hyucky had stood up so harshly that his chair had fallen over but he hadn’t even bothered to fix it bc he immediately stormed over to you, loosely wrapping his arm around your waist and pulling you into his side 

he is m a d like you thought he couldn’t fight before but now he looks like he could rip a guys head off and you lowkey find it hot but that’s not what’s important right now

the guy is like oh woops sorry bro didn’t know she was taken but hyuck is not having it going off about how you shouldn’t treat anyone like that period no matter if they’re in a relationship or not

and yes hyuck and his friends had been the same way a few months before but meeting you changed his way of thinking and his friends as well

bc the idiots had never had any female acquaintances before but now they have you and you’re like a sister to them except for hyuck obvi bc he’s in looove

anyway back to the matter at hand i swear i keep going on tangents soz

you have to calm hyuck down before he actually punches this guy in the nose and the guy throws some money on the table before booking it out of there bc he’s high key scared rn lol puddy

your boss comes out and is like...y’all good? and you’re like uhhh yea mind if i talk to him for a minute? n he’s like ya sure whatever

so you pull hyuck over to a back room and you’re like,,,bro,,,wtf you good now??

but hyuck is on a roll now and just flat out says ‘i’ve liked you for a while now so will you do me the honor of being my gf?’

you ??? for a second before snapping himself out of it and you’re like ??? hell yea boi tf???

so now y’all are dating woo!!!

he makes sure to come to the shop whenever you’re working

at first he even would miss classes but you were not gonna have that oh no education comes first kids >:(((

and he was like ugh ok fine but he always managed to get other dreamies to be there when he couldn’t just so he knows you’re ok :(((

you get really close with the other dreamies tho so now you’re all one happy family

even when hyuck isn’t at your shift he makes sure to pick you up afterwards

waiting outside, leaning against his beat up mustang …leather jacket on…waiting for you to come out…and when you walk up to him he grabs you by the waist…pressing a chaste kiss to your forehead…before opening the door for you…driving off to who knows where…but neither of you care as long as you’re together…

sometimes you go to the drive in and cuddle up in the backseat making out for the duration of the movie hehe

you climb onto his lap and sometimes you can hear the people in the next car wooping and hyuck just gives them the finger before bringing his hand back to settle on the back of your thigh

ahem anyways enough of that

other times you just,,, drive around,,, windows down,,, blasting music and laughing,,, just living your life as two college students should hyuck’s hand resting on your thigh shhhh

you always stop at the same dingy diner that’s hidden away on some side road

(shout out to steph for this next part love you bb uwu)

and hyuck always rummages through his pockets  for change to buy you a drink, even when you say he doesn’t have to and you know he doesn’t always have the most money he says he wants to

trips to the diner are always followed by sunset drives where you have to remind him to watch the road bc  he finds it so much fun to smiles t you and try to kiss you while driving and you scold him that he’s going to die one day, him saying it’s better to live hard, die young

[cnc-hoebayb]

Phone sex w/ cnco

Okay y’all, i feel like maybe i heard someone talk bout this concept once, or idk if someone already has done it buttttt...

Here’s my pitch bc i can fux wit this idea

Erick

-Not that great at it tbh

-His way is more like sending nudes if we’re being honest

-Totally amateur, but i mean that just makes it more intimate and personal

-Is actually really good at the build up tho

-Isn’t just “send noodz”, maybe he’ll start with just a shirtless pic of him in bed with a “😏”

-And the pics get more and more risky between the both of you

-Literally you’re just reading his words off blurry Snapchat pics and they’re still the sweetest throughout it all

-“Que Bonita te ves..” (lol get it) or “No puedo esperar verte mañana,”

-Will also break in the middle of the steamiest parts to send you a pic of his eyes and forehead n be like “what movie is on behind u?”

-Rarely sends videos bc he thinks it’s a lil embarrassing

-But when he does it’s bc you like to hear his voice when he’s all worked up

-So he’ll send it right when he knows you can’t hold on any longer

-Can probably just go back to a regular snap conversation after like no problem

Zabdiel

-Will definitely call you after a rough day and just wanna vent about it

-And he’s so stressed and you haven’t seen him in like a month n you’re so desperate for him

-So you’ll be like “is anyone there??” And after hes like “no why” you start to tell him how you feel, what you’re wearing..

-Would totally swing right into it like “tell me what you’d want me to do to you”

-And this whole time you were supposed to be the one pulling all the sexy comments but he’s the one that takes over and just makes your head spin

-He’d tell you what to do to yourself, to imagine it was him instead of your fingers doing the job

-Loves when you say his name, even over little cracks through your poor phone service

-Would give little grunts of approval on his side to let you know to keep talking or that he likes it

-After it’s all said in done, he just lulls you with sweet nothings until one of you falls asleep

-“te extraño, te amo”

Joel

-Never initiates first like nuh uh hunnyy

-Like, not that he doesn’t want to, he’s just too nervous that you’ll be in the wrong place and time or even worSe what if you answer and he says something na$ty but the whole time u were on speaker in public :o

-But he’ll for sure tease it over text or somethin for awhile

-Send snaps of him in the mirror, wrapped only in a towel like “shower time 💦”

-Or he’ll say stuff about how he was working out earlier bc he knows you love to think of him all sweaty and pumping with that post- workout energy

-So you just feel obligated to call him and chew him out for being a tease like “ur such a teenager sometimes”

-And hes like “oh ya??...”

-And you’re like “.....yea...are we doing this or not?”

-It all turns into sexy picture war over snap

-He’s a respectful boy and won’t send pics of the d until u really ready

-The whole time you’re like talking on the phone while also taking these steamy pics so eventually you’re just like “let’s stop, i just want you to talk to me,”

-And he’ll pull all the nastiest and fuckboyish things out of his mind

-“I know you want it- tell me how bad you do”

-And you just kinda whine to agree, but nooo he wants you to reallyyy tell him

-Makes you sweetly moan his name time and time again and “Joel, Dios mío- i want you so bad,” the whole entire call

-Tries not to make it obvious when he’s about to lose it, so you start to sweet talk him when you hear his little gasps from the other side of the phone

-It’s a spiritual experience

Richard

-oh my god this boy

-Not afraid for it anytime, anywhere, no matter if he’s even in a different country or not, this man will call you if you just went to the store without him

-Likes to call you knowing you’re in public, or with friends/family tho

-Starts the convo like “baby, i miss you..” in that low gravely voice he knows hits you different

-He’ll go straight into the dirty stuff immediately after, telling you how if he were there with you, he’d take you to the nearest bathroom/the car and play out the hottest scenarios you’ve ever heard

-You just start blushing hardcore bc he gets to you so much

-So wherever you are, you just gotta excuse yourself and regain composure for a minute

-okAy and like imagine this real quick 4 me

-Hes FaceTiming/video chat one night,.. but maybe you’re wearing a baggy cut off shirt and it kinda slides off a little too far and he’s like “whoa mamí, don’t have to get naked for me yet” as a joke

-And you play around for a bit pretending like you’re gonna flash him or your shirt is gonna slide off again, and you’re both cracking up and making dumb jokes about it thEN

-He gets all serious and is like “bet you won’t take it off right now” so you’re like bET and pull it off like nothin bc you can’t back down from a good challenge

-And hes like “now take off ___” - so you do that too

-Until you’re in nothing but underwear and he’s just smirking sooo big

-Tells you how to touch yourself, watching as close to his screen he can as you go to town

-Isn’t even afraid to whip it out over video chat like y’all are just so open and comfortable with each other it’s not even a taboo

Chris

-im not saying that he’s a master at all of the above but....

-I am actually

-His fav thing to do tho is like tease it through bursts of texts during the day

-Will start as soon as you get to work

-“You look amazing today...” and then maybe an hour later like “no puedo dejar de pensar en tu cuerpo”

-Basically he be on some scum shit for awhile, building up texts and getting riskier....

-“And when you think you can’t handle my tongue any longer I-“ you see the notification and twitch as he continues to type.....then he stops.

-Ghosts you for a hot minute, no continuation

-And wtf like he can’t do that, so you bombard text him after a couple hours

-Only responds with “Call me when you get home”

-Sends a singular picture of him in a looowww hanging towel while he’s getting in the shower

-When you get home you call him riGhT away like no hesitation

-He does that “mmmmhmm” in that low ass growl and you��re 😩💦

-Makes you work for it tho

-Wants you to get ready for him, put on your sexiest lingerie, or just what makes you feel beautiful

-As soon as you do that, he’ll tell you exactly how to take it off, where to touch along the way, tell him how it feels and imagine him with you the whole time

-LASTs the WHOLE NIGHT LIKEE

-You can last rounds with him in person, but you never knew the capacity he had to wear you out without even being there

-makes you bEG

-“Say it- wanna hear u say how much you need me, amor”

-and like can y’all just imagine his voice the whole time, it’s just so clear n crisp through your phone speakers, and you just hear him holdin back noises, maybe letting a couple guttural moans slip and it’s so bone chilling that it alone can just send you into a full spiral...

-Talks you through multiple orgasms all in different ways (dirty, soft, sweet n lovey)

-Alright maybe i should stop

[hangjie]

holiday blues (3). [ timothée chalamet ]

PART ONE | PART TWO | PART FOUR

summary: reader slips up that she has a boyfriend and begs timothée to be her pretend boyfriend during the holidays

warnings: i tried being poetic or some shit like that (oh and swearing

word count: -

author’s note: happy new year, everyone! hope you all enjoy 2019 and enjoyed 2018 (bc i’m sure i didn’t lmao) 💙 y’all thought that this was the end? lmao well guess what? this has another part bc i’ve reached the text limit ;(( hdjdkskskdkf i know that this sucks so much (i feel delusional bc i’ve stayed up until 5-7 am for a more or less than a week just to write this).

(y/l/n) - your last name

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the soft light seeping through my curtains illuminates the room, setting a white warm glow around the room. i could hear the blows of the cold breeze trying to get into the room. i could see the tiny snowflakes falling from the sky and landing on the blankets of snow on the ground.

i rub the sleep from my eyes before turning around in bed. i expected to face the pile of stuffed animals i arranged last night as a border between timothée and i, but instead, i face the sleeping brunette boy who not only had his arm wrapped around my waist but also is inches away from my face.

i feel my cheeks burn as i move away from him. he only groans and pulls me closer to him, wrapping his arms around my waist tighter.

a few seconds later, his eyes start to open to reveal his green eyes. though they were sleepy, they were still beautiful.

timothée yawns and unleashes one arm from my waist to rub his eyes. “good morning,” he says, smiling sleepily.

gosh, he’s so cute.

“can you let go of me, timmy?” his face turns into a confused expression until he looks down and notices his arms around me. he looks back at me with pink-tinted cheeks, but his flustered face quickly turns into a smirk.

he shakes his head and says, “no.” as i was about to say something, he gets on top of me and tickles me. i start to laugh out loud, hitting timothée repeatedly and trying to get away from him, but his legs were at my side, making me unable to escape from him.

“t-timmy-y, stop i-it!” i say in between laughs. he stops and puts his hand on his chin, acting like he was thinking. “hmm, no thanks,” he says before going back to tickle me again. “y-you’re such a f-fucking child-d!”

i grab one of my pillows and hit timothée with it on the head. he finally lets go of me and lays on the bed, with his arms raised in an attempt to protect himself from my hits whilst laughing.

i climb on top of him and continue hitting him until he says, “okay, okay! i give up!” i return the pillow to its original place and do a little victory dance. “take that, chalamet! who’s the boss of you now?” i say, victoriously and my small victory fades away when timothée rolls us over and gets on top of me, pinning me against the bed.

he smirks when he sees my confused gaze. “obviously not you, (y/l/n).” i roll my eyes as he chuckles.

after his laughter tones down, i couldn’t help but stare at timothée’s eyes, him doing the same with mine. he quickly glances at my lips then to my eyes, slowly leaning in. i could hear my heart pounding in my ears as his hot breath fans my face. our noses touch and we slowly close our eyes, ready to feel each other’s lips on one another before i hear the door burst open and mom’s voice calling for timothée and i.

“(y/n), timothée, get up! we're—oh!”

timothée quickly gets off me and i sit up, our faces even redder than before. “i’m not interrupting anything, am i?” mom asks, raising an eyebrow. “no, no, no, no! nothing happened. i swear, mom!” i cover my face with my hands, trying to hide from the embarrassment. “please don’t tell dad.”

mom looks between timothée, who was looking at somewhere in the room, too embarrassed to meet my mom’s eyes and me, who was covering my face with my hands.

“okay,” mom says, dragging out the ‘o.’ “i’ll see you two downstairs.” she glances between us again before walking out the room.

as soon as mom is gone, i grab my pillow and groan as loud as i can. it’s only the morning and i’ve already managed to embarrass myself.

i can’t wait to embarrass myself even more today.

***

after breakfast, i decide to relax with the rest of my family in the living room. a smile grows on my lips as i watch timothée play with my baby cousins (who were asleep the whole day yesterday). my 11 months old cousin sits on his lap, staring up at him as my 5-year-old cousin leans over to put a princess crown over timothée’s head.

i cannot help but feel my heart do flips as i watch the scene in front of me. timothée who can be so goofy and cheeky when with me, can be soft and gentle when with kids makes my heart flutter.

i wonder how he’ll be when he has his own kids someday.

“are you in love with him?” i hear my aunt ask.

i snap out of my trance and nearly choke on my own spit when the words register inside my head.

“what?”

“with timothée. are you in love with him?” she clarifies.

“i-i don’t know, auntie. it’s too early in our relationship to say that.”

“but do you love him?”

that question strikes me even more than the previous one because i honestly don’t know if i love timothée or not. i mean, i love him as a friend and i certainly do have feelings for him, proven through his stay at my parents’ house, but do i like or love him?

i look away from her and glance back at timothée, who was now laughing along with my 5-year-old cousin as he tries to apply lipstick on her lips.

i chuckle, the smile staying on my lips as my laughter fades. “yeah, i do love him.”

“oh my god!” a loud yell erupts in the room, making us all turn our direction to the corner of the room where my cousins are sitting on the floor, looking between timothée and the tv screen as it plays ‘call me by your name.’

oh no. here we go.

my youngest cousin, rose stands up from the ground and points at timothée. “you’re elio from call me by your name!” she points then to the tv where timothée’s scene of elio watching oliver play volleyball is playing.

“you’re an actor?” i hear the voice of my dad ask as he comes into the living room with a mountain of gifts on his arms. timothée’s cheeks redden and before he could answer my dad’s question, rose immediately comes up to him with the rest of my cousins and starts asking him questions.

dad approaches the christmas tree and puts the gifts underneath it. when dad leans back up straight, he watches the movie for a while until he says, “he’s a great actor.”

“dad, i can explain—“

“no, (y/n). no need for explaining. clearly, he can take care of you financially if he ever decides to marry or have kids with you.”

i open and close my mouth, but no words come out of it. dad approaches me and takes my hand with an apologetic look on his face.

“(y/n), i’m sorry for being rude to timothée. i was only doing that because i thought that he had no job and that when you two get married and have kids, he won’t be able to make you and your family happy.”

“dad, i don’t care about money and financial stuff. i only care about love, happiness, and trust in our relationship. he could be the poorest man alive and i would still love him.”

he sighs and looks down. “i know. i’m sorry for only caring about money.” he looks up at my eyes. “i’m really sorry, honey.”

i pull my dad in a tight hug. “it’s okay, dad. on behalf of timothée, you’re forgiven.” i rub his back, comfortingly before pulling away.

as if my mom was listening to our conversation, she comes into the room and calls for everyone to come in the living room.

my cousins finally leave timothée alone and i approach him as he gives back my baby cousins to my aunt. i take a seat beside him and he wraps his arm around my shoulder. “hey, so how did your small meet and greet go?” he rolls his eyes and chuckles. “it was fine. turns out that rose actually wants to be an actor and asked for tips on how to become one.”

i open my mouth to say something, but my mom shushes me. i pout at her and cross my arms around my chest as she laughs.

“so, we will start with the gift-giving!” mom gets several gifts from underneath the christmas tree and distributes them to almost everyone in the room. she gives me her gift and i thank her, kissing her cheek.

“timothée, i’m so sorry that i don’t have a gift for you. i didn’t know that (y/n) would be bringing her boyfriend and i didn’t have the time to buy a gift,” she says and timothée reassures her that it’s fine and that the best gift he could get is being able to be with me and my family.

it goes on for a while until it was my turn. i stand up and get my presents for my family from under the tree. i then give the gifts to my family and then i turn to timothée who looks up at me with a smile on his lips.

i hand out the remaining present in my hands to timothée. he looks at me with surprise and says, “(y/n), you didn’t have to get me anything.”

“just shut up and open your present.”

he tears the christmas wrapping and opens the box inside to reveal a polaroid camera (a/n: idk but this kinda suits timothée’s aesthetic and i literally can’t think if anything else okay shush).

his eyes sparkle in excitement and he jumps up from the ground, pulling me into a tight hug. “oh my god, thank you, thank you, thank you!” he lifts me from the ground and spins me around, making me laugh.

“okay, okay. cut it out, lovebirds. go get a room.”

he finally sets me down on the ground and he kisses my cheek. his mouth goes to my ear and he whispers, “thanks for being a good friend.”

friend.

“it’s the least i could do for getting you to be my pretend boyfriend.” i try to hide the sad smile and i sit back to my previous spot.

my eyes glance over to the tree and notice that there are three presents left, but i get confused because i’m pretty sure that everyone has given their gifts, but my thoughts are interrupted when timothée approaches the tree and picks up the presents.

he brought gifts? even if he’s pretending to be my boyfriend?

before he goes to give his gifts, he stands in front of us with a guilty look on his face. “i’m sorry that i didn’t get everyone gifts. i didn’t know that (y/n)’s extended family would be attending and i expected it to be only her mom and dad.” he chuckles, making everyone chuckle as well.

he approaches my parents and gives them two of the gifts as my parents look at him in awe. my mom stands up and hugs him and when they pull away from each other, my dad stands up and shakes timothée’s hand.

“i’m so sorry for being so rude to you,” my dad apologizes. “it’s okay, mr. (y/l/n). i completely understand.” timothée smiles at my dad and unexpectedly, my dad gives him a hug. timothée stands shocked for a while, but nevertheless, he hugs him back. when they pull away from each other, dad says, “welcome to the family, son,” only making timothée’s smile grow even wider.

he walks away from my family and walks in front of me. he smiles down at me and places his gift down before helping me up. timothée then hands me his gift and i raise an eyebrow at him.

“timothée, you really didn’t have to—“

“just shut up and open the gift,” he says, mimicking my words earlier. i chuckle and playfully hit him on his shoulder before opening the gift.

my eyes widen and my jaw drops to the floor when i see a beautiful sparkling necklace. the necklace is white gold and has a small heart as a pendant (a/n: cliché af but uGh i would die if someone gave me this i swear).

“open the heart,” he quietly says and i do so, opening the heart pendant to reveal a picture of timothée and i. the picture is from the time timothée and i went on a “friendly date” to celebrate the first year of our friendship.

“so that you wouldn’t miss me too much if i’m away shooting a movie,” he claims.

timothée grabs the necklace from my hands and puts it around my neck. i lift my hair from behind as he chains the necklace on to my neck.

“timmy, it’s beautiful.” i grab the necklace and admire the simple yet meaningful gift. “thank you.” i pull him into a tight hug and bury my face into his chest. i inhale the scent of his cologne as i feel myself melt into his arms.

i truly treasure this moment because although he’s pretending to be my boyfriend for my sake, he doesn’t fail to show me love and his gratefulness of our friendship.

snap!

timothée and i pull away from each other and see mom holding her polaroid camera in her hands. “you two are so cute!” we back away from each other with red cheeks and smiles on our faces.

***

the rest of the day goes smoothly contrary to my words earlier.

i‘m catching up with my uncle who i haven’t seen a long time due to him working overseas and timothée is playing with my baby cousin alongside rose who tells him stories about her “theatre adventures” as she would call it.

i laugh at a joke my uncle says until i hear one of my cousins call for timothée and me. i excuse myself and approach my cousin as timothée walks to my side.

my cousin smiles at us mischievously and i ask him, “what’s up?”

“see for yourself.”

he points above us and i nearly faint when i see a mistletoe above timothée and me. my cheeks turn into a deep red and i look over at timothée, noticing that his red cheeks match mine.

“we don’t have to do this, you know,” he says, approaching me with anxious eyes. “we can just kiss each other on the cheek or—“

“just kiss me.”

“what?” timothée’s eyes widen at my statement. “(y/n), are you sure?” i nod my head and the next thing i knew, he leans into me and i feel his lips against mine. i wrap my arms around his neck and tangle my fingers in his curly hair as his hands grip my waist, pulling me closer to him.

i wouldn’t lie, i’ve always wondered what it’s like to kiss timothée and wondered how i would feel if he did and as cliché, as it sounds, the kiss felt like fireworks and i felt a warm feeling inside my chest.

i pull myself away from him and open my eyes to see his green ones staring back at me.

as much as i enjoyed the kiss, i couldn’t help but feel guilty and anxious. i just kissed timothée, my best friend.

i open my mouth to say something but quickly close it when nothing comes out. i look around to see my family who’ve gathered around us then i look back at timothée who looks back at me with a worried expression.

“(y/n), are you okay?” he asks, but before he could say anything else, i grab my coat and walk out of the house, murmuring, “i need some fresh air.”

MASTERLIST

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Plushie - Jisung

lmao hello,, this is my first post on my account and a fanfic that i had in my drafts and i was like why not post it just for fun? it’s an x reader kinda thing and it’s bulleted so like hope you like it :D and im sorry if some things are wrong with the scenery i’m not from America so idk what the actual place looks like :’)) sorry again

[warnings; FLUFFY KIND? and some swearing mainly from me]

based on ‘Why Not The Dancer’ episode where Jisung was trying to get that bread plushie

oKay so to start things off, your beloved mother had asked you to go shopping for random shit that she wants from the stores

mainly bc your lazy ass never leaves the house and you had no choice but to agree bc she’d make you starve to death for not doing shit ygm

so you’re walking through the streets of LA

past that spinning rubix cube looking thing right

and enter the lil shopping centre through the area

you passed through some shops,,, looking at the things in display or going inside to check off the things in your list etc etc

okay here’s when it starts

you were walking down the hallway thing (idk what it’s called) looking at the list in your hands

you then passed the claw machine to the little toy shop next to it

once you were near to the entrance you hear an annoyed grunt to your left 

you chose to ignore it bc like,, it yo business and continued walking

tHeN you hear a lil whimper and a thud

at that time you would keep on walking but

you being the curious little sHIT you are turned around to see the commotion

and LoW AnD BeHoLd a blonde boy around your age slumped over the claw machine

you can sense the feeling of defeat around him as he looked at the toys inside with sadness

my poor baby :((

you looked at the claw machine and saw a variety of bread plushies inside of it

you giggled to yourself at how funny it was of him attempting to get the prizes but failing miserably

so you chose to lean against the wall behind him and watch

he pretty much spent most of his money trying to get the fluffy toy

he tried to shake the darn claw machine bc him, being an impatient child, wants hIS DAMN PLUSHIE >:((((

you noticed that he eventually gave up and walked away to the store next to you

‘maybe he’s going to buy something’,, you thought to yourself

yeah no shit

after he was out of sight, you decided to help him out

so you got your coins and inserted them into the machine

a few tries later yOU FINALLY GOT THE PLUSHIE

thanks to your siCC SKILLZ

totally did not lose your temper half way through and threaten a work to give you the piece of bread

so after celebrating that you got the plushie you ran into the store where you last saw the blonde boy

thankfully he was still there

you spotted him looking at different POP figures, studying each one individually

now that you got a proper look of his face

you were like,,

‘sHIT he cute, why did i waste so much money to give him this damn piece of bread’

you then noticed him move towards your isle

and like the alarm inside yOUR HEAD GOES OFF

sO YOU PANICKED BC HELLO?? CUTE BOY COMING AT 12 O’CLOCK

this caused you to dRop the plushie in front of him

Jisung looked down and spotted the plushie, wide eyed and then looked at you

you were freaking out inside bc BusTEd

so you smiled shyly and he did too

you bent down to pick it up and clutched it to your chest

an awkward silence caw caw caw was present between you two as you looked anywhere else but each other

eventually you cleared your throat, grabbing his attention

before reaching out to him with the plushie in your hand

he looked at you confused, so you explained yourself

‘i, uhh, saw you were desperate for this so i decided to help you out’

a light pink hue sat upon your cheeks as you looked down at your shoes

a similar effect happened to Jisung but you couldn’t even look at his eyes to notice

AWWW Y’ALL ARE SO CUTE

Jisung didn’t reach for it until like 30 seconds bc he had no idea what to do

once the soft fabric left your fingertips you finally faced him

‘uhh, thanks i guess’ he replied

oMg it was so awkward you actually wanted to choke yourself

you introduced yourself nonetheless and he said his name back

‘Jisung Pwark’

you noticed he also had a cute lil accent as he said his name, it wasnt obvious but it was there, and you swore you mELTed a little bc Jisung is so cute :((((((

n E WAY

after that awkward confident interaction

you both exchanged numbers bc why not and hung out a lil

and by hung out i mean he accompanied you throughout your shopping for your mum

and that’s how you and the iNFAmOus JISUNG PWWWAAARRRRKKKK became friends :)))))

thank you for reading this! sorry if it was bad, i wouldn’t mind some feedback or anything! thanks again lmaooo