#idk m8 just like

[boopsloop363]

Invited all my friends up to San Antonio for the weekend at my cousin's. They all politely refused and blamed it on their schedules but they all seemed to shy away the moment I told em we'd be doing work on my cousin's house. I get it, who wants to work for free especially when you have zero experience in home improvement... but like, y'all are men lmao

[alliumbunny]

I tried watching tmnt2003 like, last month

and the thing is, I want to watch it, I want to watch it and like it.

but that fucking intro song fucks with me more then I'd like to admit.

It's annoying, and not like, charmingly annoying like the 87 intro song is, or "thought" it was annoying and now i'm loving it like the 2012 intro song. just plain fucking annoying, disgustingly annoying.

it grates on my brain and I skip it each time but the first few seconds of the song annoy me so much, I genuinely hate it

I'm not gonna stop trying to watch the show but omg I'm dying over here.

[in-tua-deep]

wait i just remembered. on friday we has a "awesome committee" staff meeting which is apparently just a meeting for staff to like. bring food. play games. and bond with each other? and this week we played two truths and a lie

mine were i have only broken one bone and it wasn't even my fault (lie), i'm the youngest of five children (true), and i dislocated my arm six times before the age of seven (also true)

so many people picked the youngest of five children as the lie. one person commented that they thought i might have four sibling but i don't give off youngest child energy or something

what does that mean

what. what energy do i give off. what birth order vibe do i have. i just remember this happened and it has been haunting me ever since

[firstofficerkittycat]

12 should've been rivers doctor and I will never be ok with only having like 15 minutes of them being together they got 24 years but we never got to see any of it fuck offffffff

[cattoru]

holy fuck

[cattailtales]

ngl you really don’t notice how pervasive the shipping brain-rot in fandom is until you’re scrolling thru a tag for a media in which you don’t “ship” anything

[thecatamaranlad]

have a modernish scifi wip setting too i guess

This one could basically start a few years from now. I started writing it in 2017? And shockingly haven't had to update any of the setting details except some stuff about campervans, because they became a lot more popular in the last few years haha.

It's set in the United States, which is... disintegrating, a bit. The country continues to be a polarized pile of anger and disagreements shambling along. There's a lot of climate-changed caused abandonment along the coasts and in deserts, places that just aren't financially worth inhabiting anymore -- except it's not a managed retreat, just a piecemeal withdrawal, and of course the young, the broke, the minorities, and the queers are some of the hardest hit.

What do you do when massive migration starts to happen away from the places that are safe and welcoming to you and people like you? Do you stay or go? Where do you go? What do you build and who do you build it with, if you dare to hope and build at all?

And how does this reality affect the American ideal of the open road, especially for those people who are generally not reflected in American dreams?

[reporternox]

I don't know man.. I just wanted to draw some country boy Jonny

Ramble lore stuff under cut

M8 is the kinda guy to disappear for 6 months without saying a word to his friends

I'm just tryna give myself an excuse to draw this yeehaw bastard more yeehaw (also I just like the wild west kinda style)

But sometime early in his criminal career, after a few pitiful failures due to the Batman, he escaped Arkham like regular, but instead of causing trouble like usual, he was just gone.

Turns out he had just left to some old wild west style town (if super heros and villains get to run around in costumes fighting each other, I can have a nonsensical wild west town).

It took Edward hunting this man down to find him. So why did Jon disappear? Idk vacation or some shit, but probably to have a bat free place to research and other stuff unbothered, and maybe for nostalgia too.

[fernsnailz]

!! I Rlly love your characters :D I’m curious to how they all met each other? Their dynamic and designs are rlly fun to me :]

thank you!! the first of the trio to meet are check and lucy, and they meet pretty soon after check moves to callisto. lucy is a frequent visitor to the scrapyard check starts working at, mostly looking for materials to repair their spaceship.

they become familiar with each other VERY slowly, but after a while check learns about lucy's defunct ship and offers to help them fix it.

check and lucy aren't particularly close at this point, but their friendship slowly grows from here.

check and m8 meet in the same scrapyard, but in. worse circumstances. m8's body shows up in a new deposit at the scrapyard, which is highly unusual since robotic parts are incredibly rare to find in this specific yard - so finding an entire robot here is completely unheard of and wild as hell.

this weird robot corpse intrigues check a lot, and he does his best to try and bring m8 back to life. much like lucy's spaceship though, the dang thing just refuses to start working again. eventually check brings m8 to lucy to see if they have any idea of how to fix him. lucy is... not very helpful, and their first meeting with m8 is a bit messy.*

m8 does start working again though. partially because of lucy. idk it's complicated lmao

[iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia]

IM SCREECHINGGG FOR THIS WEEKS PROMPT augh gowd i wish i had any good ideas but nothins poppin up 😭😂 i feel like ill be back in a month like GUYS IMHERE I GOT IT WAIT jggdjlhf

but umm here little prompt if you wan it: ranking m6 most to least likely to sit through a movie actually paying attention and not talking n doing other stuff? i have no idea why i feel like nadia of all people would be the one asking those most obvious questions that are going to get answered in literally 10 seconds if you just keep watching like "oh why are they doing that? whos that guy?" babe i know exactly as much as you at the moment please just- please

julian keeps googling the actors names that he cant remember. murio just sits there and you cant tell if hes enjoying it or zoned out to think about other stuff lmao idk but. i feel like theres a possibility he wouldnt even. like movies as a concept that much. i think people like that exist kghdgj

hope ur doin okay!!! you really posted that break announcement and then just kept hustlin huh xD lobe you m8 💘💕💘💓🌈🫂

The Arcana HCs: M6's bad habits at the movies

~ xD the grind never stops, friend! ~

Julian: googling the movie so he can figure out which actor he knows he recognizes. MC, look at this delicious picture of them. oh, look what else they've been in! MC, can we watch that one next?

Asra: keeps accidentally spoiling any and all of the plot twists by guessing at them with annoying accuracy. don't watch anything with them unless you've already seen it or you're not doing it for the plot

Nadia: keeps asking questions that are obviously not supposed to have answers yet. who's the murderer, Nadia? we don't know yet. it's a murder mystery. not knowing is the point, we're five minutes in -

Muriel: zoning out completely and then getting startled when you react to something in the movie. are you okay? why are you crying? the main character died? ... who was the main character again?

Portia: constant running commentary on any and all social dynamics. that restaurant patron we saw for all of five seconds is definitely gay for the bartender next door. no we didn't see them meet but still

Lucio: keeps comparing himself to the main characters. yeah that guy's a good singer, but he's better. that guy's strong, but he's stronger. that girl's good at makeup, but have you seen his eyeliner?!

[detectivebambam]

we all know I'm a bitch about protecting trans depictions but your post about trans Andrew and HOW he is used specifically in S.A. scenarios is so very valid. Anon saying you said he wasn't a real man is just... you good m8???

trans men are men, and so are cis men, but they're also men in a different way. like. that's part of being a trans man. and taking cis male S.A. depiction, which is very rare to see and see handled as it is in AFTG, is a valid concern to have. You shouldn't have had to defend yourself by saying you're trans, it doesn't matter. IDK man I just think you've got a good point and anon calling you a transphobe has marbles where their brain should be.

thank you lol 😭

I'm not gonna argue with people. they see what they want to see and if they want to bee negative about it, that's not my fault, or my problem. I'm not gonna argue with someone who can't read lol

[formulatrash]

Do you believe that the susie allegations have nothing behind them. From what I can tell the whole thing started with thr businessf1 article but idk i want to believe the fia has something more behind the scenes at least to start this investigation (even if its delusional).

they're completely baseless. there is nothing behind this.

BusinessF1 is not just a libellous rag but a specifically misogynist one. its previous venture into interfering with all-female junior series was an article saying that W Series should have sold teenagers' sex appeal to survive.

you have to understand how much people hate women in motorsport. it's endemic to the point that not hating stands out as feminist. existing as a woman in motorsport is like feeling like you barely have permission to exist, even if (and it's always when) you're much more qualified than any man in the room.

it's also important to understand that in mid-November the FIA appointed Dieter Rencken (my err, former colleague I guess) as the F1 commissioner. I know Dieter, from incidents such as eg: when I worked out which country in the UAE the Mazepin groping incident took place (extremely relevant since there are differing laws between Dubai and Abu Dhabi) he phoned me and said the FIA would be in touch (they never were) - then went off on a strange tangent about "how will young men meet women now" to which I was like "not like this m8."

that's how much they hate us.

Adam Cooper, who has been publicly called out for grooming a teenager by the teenager in question, is still in paddocks. The men - even the nice ones - joke about it. He serially verbally abuses women and all your nice little male journalist blorbos have had a little giggle about it. He'll probably be in an FIA role soon enough.

[hawaiiparty2]

Just remembered someone being angry at chonny's cover of the bidding

Apparently cuz they made the song edgy instead of ''haha im a loser who gets no bitches'' they didn't like it

saying that its basically supposed to be silly?? idk man

and that it was not supposed to be ''oh he's so controlling!''

but...

DUDE

have you've seen that spotify added the goofy song at ''villain mode''??

its kinda ironic isn't it m8

it doesn't appear so goofy in that playlist

edit: it also appears in liminal??? is the whole tally gang just going to beat me to death with a duck-themed baseball bat in the backrooms? whaa???

[just-some-random-blogger]

The Science Teacher & The Skeptic

Joel Miller x Science Teacher!Reader

Summary: "who cares about space when there's a fuckin apocalypse going on"

Word Count: 1k+

Warnings: crackfic, fem!reader, headcanons, joel 'im a contractor 🤠' miller, fluff, typos, etc.

A/N: ok this is borne of out me geeking about about the film 'the beautician and the beast' to @sloanexx and she's actually the author im just ghost writing it so if you wanna p2 you're gonna have to take it with her. dont shoot the messenger im blue just for consistency HAHAHH in this Tagging: @multifandom-fangirl4 @pinksirensong @aralezinspace

she can be a teacher at the qz

HOLY SHIT

he meets her bc she teaches ellie ✌🏻

OMG

!!!!!! STOP IM GETTING EXCITED FOR IT NOW

[post chat me] THIS RAT FINNA TALK TO ME ABOUT A FIC SHES EXCITED ABOUT AND NOT WRITE IT COS SHES 'NOT A WRITER' BROS ALREADY A WRITER JUST BASED ON THAT

joel never went to college so he thinks she's like super cool for

knowing shit about space and stuff

but at the start he lowkey hates her bc he thinks she's a snob maybe???

idk

GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

GRILL

i do have saur many ideas-

[post chat me] YA DONT FUCKIN SAY 😪🙄🙄🙄

-for this tho like ellie loves her and comes home like

this teacher is so cool she knows so much abt space and stuff

bestie please write it

[post chat me] oh you sweet summer child shes not going to

and joels like who the fuck is this lady

BESTIE IM BEGGING

who cares about space when there's a fuckin apocalypse going on

joel is like you know what a real lesson is?

how to shoot a gun.

how to dress a wound.

not fucking stars and planets

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BESTIE DO IT PLEASE

and ellie's like k cool wtv im going to school now

DO IT PLEASE PLEASE I BEG OF YOU

AND THEN THEY MEET BC JOEL GETS MAD AT ONE OF HER HOMEWORK HAHAHAHAHAHAH

he sees her drawing constellations and he's like this is fucking bullshit

THE WAY I GASPED

im gonna talk to ur teacher bc this isn't survival

BESTIE YOURE ALREADY WRITING IT SO PLEASE DO IT FOR ME

NO I CANT

[post chat me] 🙄🙄🙄🙄

ok so he confronts her in school right

OMG AND THEN

and he's like i wanna talk to the teacher who gave this homework

spicy

[post chat me] honestly hes such a karen for that ????

and they meet and he's like

this isn't survival skills there's an apocalypse going on and u have her drawing stars like a 5 year old???

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

and she's like u fockin wot m8????

>😀

there wouldn't be an earth if there weren't any planets!!!!

how else would we know how oxygen is formed and how the tides turn to get water!!!!

you big dodo bird

survival isn't all guns and shooting bc if that's all it was the rest of the world would be alive rn!!!!

and he's like oh fok me she fights back

>😞

omg he creamed his pants

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and he runs home with his tail between he's legs

and he opens one of ellie's space books

and he's like this shit cool

joel wrong sexy teacher right

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YOU HAVE TO WRITE THIS PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

im having so much fun just telling u

im smiling at my phone like an idiot

[post chat me] well you are an idiot 🤬🤬🤬

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE FIC AND ILL COMPILE IT FOR YOU YOU LAZY BABY

HAHAHSJSHSHSHSH

what else is there to know

hmmm

he spends the night reading the space book and the next day he asks ellie like

umm hey can u teach me more about this space shit

OMG

and she's like no old man you wanna know more you go ask my teacher

ahHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM SCREAMIN

and he's like .... i don't wanna bc im embarrassed but i also rly wanna know abt how the earth goes around the sun? bc that's cool

WHAT IF THIS WAS MY LAST STRAW

>😭😭😭😭

[post chat me] this modern day man doesnt know shit about the sun that so embarazzing are you not embarazzed the american school system has failed him so hard 💀💀💀💀💀

and he goes to the school and he waits for all the kids to leave bc he's embarrassed and he's like

so... the planets. they all turn around and shit? that's how we get night and day

and she's like yuh m8

KEEP GOING IM CRYING

and he's like um could you tell me more...

HES SO LOVELY

and she's like ok how about you come meet me for an hour every week after my class on wednesday

and he fucking treats that like church

waiT WAIT OMG

SHES LIKE

want to attend my class <3

we'd love to have you

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UPPP

DONT TELL ME HE SITS IN CLASS WITH THE KIDDOS

and ALL THE KIDS ARE LIKE HEY MR MILLER

HE WOULD NEVER HED SHOOT HIMSELF FIRST I THINK

THEN THEY SHOW HIM THE MACARONI STARS

[post chat me] there are two types of writers AHAHAHH

OK WAIT

MAYBE

NAURRRRRR

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

he lurks outside to listen and learn but

she catches him and is like um???

do u just want me to teach u bc all u had to do was ask

AWWWWWW

THEN HES LIKE IM A CONTRACTOR I CAN MAKE A WAYY BETTER SOLAR SYSTEM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

u didn't have to like.. sit outside the class just to learn

>😭😭😭

FRRRR JUST TAKE A SEAT

he uses all his tools to make the best goddamn solar system

OMG HE FUCKING REDOES THE CLASSROOM AND MAKES IT SPACEY AND SHIT

and he shows it to her at their weekly session all proud

and she gives him a gold star sticker

places it on his jacket

DEAD

HE NEVER TAKES IT OFF

NEVER WASHES THE JACKET

ew stinky

HAHHAHHAH I LOVE IT

he preserves it

>😔

bc he doesn't want it to get ripped off

when he uses it our

*out

HAHAAH WHAT IF SHES LIKES *pinches nose* joel? is- is your washing machine broken 💔💔💔💔

HAHAHHAHAH

STOP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NOOOOOO

he'll shoot himself right there and then

AND THEN HE NEVER COMES BACK

HELLPPPP

walk to a clicker and beg it to bite

EW [HE] WOULDDDD

IM CRYINGGGGGGGG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ELLIES LIKE HAHAHAHAH

if i was writing it i'd stop it at him doing up the classroom like u said

like some time after their weekly sessions he does that

and she's like

i think i like this dumb old man

OMG AND THEN

you cant stop thereeeeeeeeeee

BUT ITS PERFECT

LKASJHFKJASASF OK OK

Fin

[post chat me] ok ok bonus cos she still went on 🙄🙄🙄🙄`

it's the intrigue that makes it nice

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

p2 where joel comes for show and tell HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ahhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE SOUND THAT LEFT MY MOUTH

AND HES LIKE SO PROUD FOR BEATING 12 YEAR OLDS PLEASEEE ✋✋✋

IM A CONTRACTOR 🤠🤠🤠🤠

he fucking hates it and is miserable at first the whole time

but then he sees her supporting him so earnestly and then he's like oh shir i like it im gonna send these 12 year olds into the ground

make them eat dust

hELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

NAURRRRRRRRR

[leiflitter]

🥤🧃 come get ur juice!!

🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love

aight so look it is a well known fact that I can't read (especially as I remain unmedicated) but generally if you send me things directly I will read them I'm just busy churnin stuff out instead of ingesting so... Apologies if you aren't mentioned, writer pals

@nythtak - fuckin love you m8 and I am a very happy test audience for anything you do ❤️

@metropoliswhite - poetic af and Sab is an angel, I will finish No Man one day (learn to read, Leif!) but what I have read is bangin'.

@eggytugboat - again. I can't read. But I see snippets and I like em and I am so glad to be your England Consultant 🥰

🧃 ⇢ share some personal lore you never posted about before

IDK if this is meant to be about me or about fic stuff so... Both?

Actual LeifLore: the first time I was left at home by myself I was so spooked by all the noises the house made I went and waited outside in the front garden til my folks got back.

You're Almost Home lore: Oliver does boxing lessons but has never sparred with anyone. He also finds shadowboxing really embarrassing.

[simplepotatofarmer]

i love that photo you used for rr!dream in a soup bowl bc idk if he put himself in there, just ready/resigned to be cooked or he's just really cocky "i dare you" relaxed sleeping in it

phil gets stuck with babysitting duty again and dream is just being a little shit.

he's got a bit of the zoomies, right, but hey. he's been tortured. he's not really in zoomie shape, if you will. phil was trying to work on some building plans, maybe very slowly read a book. but there's this damn rabbit that keeps chewing on his papers or book or pants hem.

so he threatens to skin and cook dream but that doesn't stop dream.

so phil goes and gets a pot and sets it down and is like, 'that's it you little shit, one more bit of attitude from you and i'm cooking you, i'll buy techno another damn rabbit don't think i won't'.

and dream is just like 'bet' and climbs right in (except he doesn't say anything because he's a rabbit).

techno comes back to dream in a soup pot with a potato balanced on his side and phil is like 'o hi m8 dinner isn't quite ready yet'.