#idk what it was about

[lolabearwrites]

Just found a zutara long fic in my docs

It was completed and everything and I decided to read it-it's so so bad jagaksjksbsmj

Kinda want to delete it, but also don't because I'm nostalgic?

[tisorridalamor]

Tin Shegami Mensin

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

[frankierotwinkdeath]

Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[jabberwick]

Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

[splatoonlink]

HELP i was watching off the hook perform and the angle i was at makes it look like pearl is being repeatedly set on fire 😭

[drakonovisny]

i had a pretty bad leg cramp last night and it still hurts today 😭

[s0up1ta]

"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."

[heavenbarnes]

not being able to find older bf!simon around the house and while you’re looking for him, you catch something out the window-

nearly all the women in your neighbourhood gathered at the end of your driveway

you come outside to investigate only to find them with their attention glued to the front of your car, it’s not till you walk around the front you find the lower half of simon sticking out from under it

on his back, knees bent, massive boots planted into the concrete, bare arm occasionally stretching out to find another tool

“you alright, si?”

you hear him grunt before he’s calling out to you

“yeah, i’m right sweet’art- sortin’ out that bit thas’ been givin’ y’grief”

breaking your gaze from his massive thighs flexing under his jeans, you scan back over the crowd that’d formed

all of them married, all of them a good ten years older than even he was- you couldn’t really blame them really, you had eyes

you could hear him shuffling out from under the car before he suddenly straightened to full height, wiping greasy hands on the front of his old-white-singlet

he pulled up the bottom of it to swipe his forehead and you think you heard someone gasp

wrapping a firm arm around you, he gives your backside a pat before he kisses the top of your head

“got t’keep y’safe, y’know?”

“thank you, baby- now be polite and say hello to your audience”

oblivious as ever to anything other than you, simon threw a look over his shoulder before he followed you back into the house

“oh, ‘ello ladies”

(someone throws a street barbecue and you force simon to talk to the other men around the burner and multiple husbands request him to start “doing that shit” in the garage with the door shut, please)

[084392]

had never heard of "mlp infection aus" until this month and ngl i still dont know what they are but. it made me want to draw some of them getting taken over by their cutie marks or something......

[waitzia]

dream journal #2

I was travelling austrlian on a motorised flatbed trolley. When I came up to a rural town in Western Australia and drove in. I parked my motorised flatbed trolly and started walking around town.

(this gets a little fuzzy don't really remeber) I go into different shops and place and I see 4 different dogs, 2 pugs and 2 border collie, which where all able to speak English and all doing some kind of performance. I recognise they were sad and not happy doing what they were doing. When they went out for a break, I went up to them and asked them if they wanted to get out of here. They all wanted too, but forced to stay in the town. we went back to my flatbed trolly and worked out how I was going to smuggle them out. I put Pinki, one of the pugs who was a light tan colour and small and always sleepy, and the other pug, a dark brown bigger pug, in a cardboard box and laid a towl over them. Then the 2 border collies sat on the end on the trolly. (One collie was violet and white, and the other was Tan and white) Then I got on, and we headed to the gates. I decided to go out a different grate to the one I came in as it looked less busy, easier to sneak out talking dogs through. I drove through the gates, but then the local ranger spotted us and started running after us. We turned right and headed down that road, and we thought we were safe, but then I came to a dead end with a building at the end, which was the airport. so we had to turn back around and try the other way, which was also a dead end. And the dead ends weren't just ends of the road, but there were fences all around us. The ranger was catching uo to us, so I tried to go back through the gates into the town to go through the proper exit grates. But as we tried, the ranger tripped the trolly with her net. As we fell over, the pugs rolled out of their cardboard box (it was quite cute how they rolled out), and the ranger started yelling at the dogs, saying they knew better than to leave I was trying to stand up for them, but then I woke up.

[prolibytherium]

One of my all time biggest pet peeves with historical(ish) fantasy is when the writer constructs a religion with a clear bias that it's stupid and false and therefore only the Stupid People and/or commoners believe in it and all the smart/elite main characters are like, quasi-atheists or otherwise just routinely flout established religious conventions of orthodoxy and/or orthopraxy because they're Too Smart for it or etc.

It's usually an extension of assumptions that people in the past were just less intelligent than in the contemporary, just being like "I know that the sun is a star millions of miles away that the earth orbits, but this ancient religion describes it as a chariot flying through the sky" and not really bothering to learn the context and just (consciously or subconsciously) settling on 'that's a crazy thing to think and was probably believed in because they were Stupid'.

And that whole attitude pisses me off so much. People were as 'smart' 10,000 years ago as they are today. These beliefs aren't just desperate, random flailing to explain phenomena that could not directly be accounted for either, it's not like people just looked at the sun and went "Uhhh I don't know what the fuck that thing is, actually. I guess it might be a chariot or a boat or something?? Yeah let's go with that." and based entire religious practices on this. Every well-established belief system exists within broader contexts of cultural values/subjective perceptions of reality/knowledge systems/etc, and exist as part of a historical continuum of religious practices that came before. Even when not Materially Correct, they have context and internal logic, they're not always dead literal with zero levels of allegory, and they're never a result of stupidity.