#idk. spitballing

[terezicaptor]

fit passes out after being drugged in 2b2t by someone who says they have a bounty out for bringing him to a certain person alive and theyre getting paid more than anyone could ever imagine and hes fucking terrified bc what the fuck do they want with him

and when he wakes up hes in pacs arms and pac is like. erm. sorry about that. but people do not respond positively if u say ur trying to get ur bf back here ^^ so i had to make u think horrible things were gonna happen to u. oops

[artanogon]

thinking more about being trans

[you-hate-time-travel]

i think i'm gonna lean into the nest parasite thing for trolls a bit. so heres some stuff about their mimickry, particularly regarding their... skin? shell? Tegmen?

a "default" troll would have skin slightly harder than a human's, and some slight lines where their "shell" connects (elbows, waist, neck etc), but they wouldn't be very visible. but, for example Karkat, or a troll raised by a carapacian, would have a thicker skin/shell and more visible lines at those connecting points. note: this is another reason why karkat got so attached to slick. they look a bit alike! but not too much.

[twinstxrs]

so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.

[identitty-dickruption]

I'm playing around with the idea that constantly not being able to be productive is a sign of needing rest in the same way that constantly thinking about food is a sign of being hungry. as someone who sucks at interpreting my body's signals (and as someone who has a lot of difficulty around feeling lazy all the time!) it can be really hard to know what "tired enough to take a break" looks like. and I think if my brain keeps wandering towards restful activities instead of "productive" activities, that might be a pretty big signal that I need to take a rest

when I first started following the rule that thinking about food = hunger, I felt like I was eating way too much food all the time, and that I maybe shouldn't be listening to my body, but that's evened out over time. it turns out I was just starving myself for a really long time, and my body needed a lot of food!

and I wonder if the same could be true with rest. it feels like I need an absurd amount of rest at the moment, and it's been really really difficult to convince myself that I actually need the rest, and that I'm not just some kind of lazy slob. but you know what? maybe I NEED that rest! maybe I've been working myself to the bone lately, and maybe it'll take a while before I can be Properly Productive again. and that's something I'll just have to be okay with while I figure out what resting enough looks like for me

[u3pxx]

had the stray urge to design the gavin parents. what if kristoph was their favorite what then ...

cw: car crash mention below

thinking abt the "all gavins are terribly nearsighted" headcanon of mine. in my mind, the gavins have no concrete backstory bc i ain't got brain space for that pftt

but. i think they're similar to the skyes in which they lost their parents when they were still young. in a car accident where kristoph and klavier were the only ones who survived.

with klavier fast asleep.

kristoph was 17 and klavier was 9.

i am a "kristoph raised klavier by himself" truther bc of the [waves hands] implications of all that like wow!

(having to become a parent for your little brother the growing resentment of having to be the parent of your little brother but he's your little brother. you must remember that he's your little br

ANYWAYS , what if kristoph was their parent's favorite. like klavier was the happy precocious kid during family reunions yes, but what if bright, brilliant, and promising kristoph was their favorite. have you ever thought about th

[sentientsky]

i know this has been discussed ad nauseam, but i'm doing research for a meta, and i'm slowly realizing that i will never ever be over the Good Omens Lockdown dialogue. especially that line towards the end (begins at the 02:50 minute mark):

Crowley: [...] You know, I could hunker down at your place; slither over and watch you eat cake. I could bring a bottle—a case—of something...drinkable?

first, the unabashed expression of a desire to be near Aziraphale is so rarely evident (i mean, we have 1967 and other instances, but in the case of '67, an outsider could more easily—i guess??—interpret offering him a lift home as an expression of gratitude for the holy water). so, to witness his clear, unveiled desire for comfort and closeness (and to literally just watch Aziraphale eat cake) demonstrates the interpersonal progress made in the time after Armageddon't; he's not concealing the offer behind some flimsily-constructed reason (e.g., "I just didn't want to see you embarrass yourself"). in fact, he's implying that they'd be spending long lengths of time together ("hunker down", "a case of something drinkable"). and then Aziraphale's response is also really interesting, and kind of exists as a microcosm of their whole push-and-pull dynamic that has existed for literally thousands of years (begins at the 02:59 minute mark):

Aziraphale: No, I—I—I—I’m afraid that would be breaking all the rules! Out of the question! I’ll see you… when… this is over?

i'm sorry, but the sheer nervousness???? the grasping for excuses??? they're gay disasters, ur honour. breaks my fucking heart </3 i love them both, but also OUGH. azi, why?!?

[glitchedcosmos]

You know, I would love it if we get to see shadows medical failure guilt expanded on, it makes sense he would have a lot , he has a lot of deadly, raging guilt inside of him, survivors guilt, creation guilt, the guilt of past mistakes that almost destroyed entire planets ect, and the guilt of failing someone you were medically responsible for. I want too see that guilt of failure expanded on, Shadow is the ultimate cure, he sees himself as a tool, a weapon, a twisted distortion of a miracle for someone else, a creation to surpass all else for no one but his friend, pushing himself through endless tests, doing anything he was told to do for the sake of his only friend, his best friend, the only true friend he’d know for a long time. The weight of pressure and anxiety crushing him out of fear of failing Maria , not being able to save her from the conditions she faced, not being able to cure her, not living up to the only worth he was created to have. I want to see that expanded on , I want to see how absolutely crushing that guilt of failure is, during their time on the Ark, and the awful , doubled up guilt of the aftermath , the guilt of it all rooted in his most familiar failure. its a important part of his story, and I for one would love to see it expanded on .

[mustasekittens]

💫lucky girl🔮

alt versions!!

[deliriuxe]

i forgot one

[taintedcigs]

eddie doesn't say i love you like a normal person, he holds both of your hands, eyes never breaking contact before he leans into give small kisses.

eddie doesn't say i love you like a normal person, he makes you a mixtape of all the songs he knew you'd love.

eddie doesn't say i love you like a normal person, he rolls a joint when you can't sleep, and even more, takes you on a late night drive, no matter how tired he is, humming quietly and taking few blocks around the street to help his princess sleep.

eddie doesn't say i love you like a normal person, he gets you small gifts, or makes them, for no reason or occassion, other than he wanted to.

eddie doesn't say i love you like a normal person, he leaves little notes everywhere, in your books, textbooks, dvd's and cd's cases, on the fridge, in between your clothes, casually reminding you how pretty you are, and how you are his everything.

eddie doesn't say i love you like a normal person, he kisses away your tears and lets you vent, hand reassuringly on your back, telling you to let it all out, because he's here, and he'll always be here.

eddie doesn't say i love you like a normal person, he remembers little details about his angel that you probably don't even remember yourself.

eddie doesn't say i love you like a normal person, he hugs you from the back while you make him something for breakfast, lazy sloppy kisses on your shoulder, a tight hold on your waist.

eddie doesn't say i love you like a normal person, he compares his hand size with you, and then chuckling like a kid when he used it as an excuse to interlock his finger with yours, an overbearing grin sitting on his lips.

eddie doesn't say i love you like a normal person, he just becomes extremely comfortable with you, laying around in pj's telling you all about his new d&d campaign, you eventually fall asleep to his lulling voice, feeling completely relaxed by his heartbeat, and he gives you another grin, smitten, head over heels, grinning to himself like an idiot.

he plants a few kisses on your forehead, fingertips softly grazing against your hair, enjoying the way you softly breathe on his chest.

eddie doesn't say i love you like a normal person, but that's okay, because he doesn't need to. because he shows it in every other way. because you know that he's totally whipped.

[suckerforfluff]

can't wait to find out which qsmp relationship dynamic will change due to the brazil trip because the ccs became besties and it changes the course of the narrative

[rogueddie]

steve ending up a single dad to a little girl but it's from one of his dads affairs and he gives steve this sob story about how her mom can't afford her or care for her but steve is so good with kids... and at first, steve is thrilled and guilty about feeling thrilled. but it's a baby. and he's still trying to take care of the kids. and he has work. and he needs time for himself. and he's trying to do it on his own.

cue wayne munson, bc eddie doesn't do well with kids- but wayne does. he takes the little girl in for mornings, sometimes babysitting her well into the evenning, so steve isn't so stressed. they split the time up between them and, with eddie keeping steve distracted when she's with wayne, steve starts to relax. he starts to enjoy parenting. especially with how she seems to hate eddie for no reason.

[miguel-owhora]

When Gabriella enters kindergarten, Miguel weeps. He can't believe his baby girl is off to school already, he can just remember when she was first born, how tiny she was in his arms. Luckily, he has you to keep his preoccupied.

...Though, your ideas of keeping busy are different from one another.

His idea of keeping busy is pinning you to the bed and riding you, forcing you to breed him, instincts flaring for another spiderling. He'll ride you until you're shooting blanks, roll his hips, squeeze around your cock, his cunt creamy and dripping with your baby batter.

Every time you cum, he'll sink down and grind down, forcing your cockhead to kiss his womb, ensuring you're getting him pregnant. The idea of having another kid, perhaps another daughter, keeps him well distracted from Gabriella.

He'll keep going until you pass out, content to use you as a breeding steed. Though the idea of eating you crosses his mind, Miguel's content to slip off your cock once his stomach is subtly bloated with your cum. There's a couple hours left before he has to pick up Gabriella, so he settles into your arms, pleased and comforted.

[simonsrosebud]

(guys aaron was raised in san jose california not south carolina he doesn’t have a southern accent as handsome as it would sound) (it is important to me that you know this)

[wuntrum]

if i were to make a horror pin up calendar, are there any particular people/creatures you'd want in it..?