#if morris knew

[three-penguins-in-a-trench-coat]

Ranking Stardew Villagers by how aware I think they are of all the magical shitfuckery that happens around them

Rasmodius. Has probably fucked half the magical creatures in the forest

Linus. He chillin. They chillin. Everyone is fine

Abigail knows what's in the mines. There's a reason she doesn't dare go in very often.

Demetrius has observed and dissected Junimos in the name of science

Robin definitely made a deal with a witch for unlimited pasta and gets possessed every time she tries to make something

Kent knows of them. More importantly, he knows how to kill them.

Gunther one had a specimen on display before it got stolen. On weekends, he spends his time looking for me.

Jas and Vincent. They're curious, and occasionally stumble into something not from this world.

Emily believes there's magic in everything. Hasn't actually seen anything but full-heartedly believes they're there

Clint thinks the Farmer's stories of how dangerous the mines are are just kinda made up fantasies to make the mines sound scary. He does secretly like imagining getting to know a dwarf girl, which is quite gross

Gus. Gus does not believe there is anything inherently magical about Stardew Valley (aside from his magicially divine omelete)

Lewis. The mans fucking blind. Krobus could come up and say hi and he would just assume it's small child under a sheet

[5-turtleducks-in-a-trenchcoat]

I needed to draw the suitor squad hanging out at a campfire after their past adventures.

[redandfranticfeelings]

i rewatched less than hero because i thought it would be a chill comfort episode but i forgot this scene and how it gets me 😭😭😭 she deserves this love 300%

[mattodore]

Seven Sins Challenge: Which of your OCs fits pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony and sloth. Then pass it on...

feel like i’m shamecubing matthias here but 🤷

[westofessos]

Well after years of seeing stuff about it on the internet I finally started watching New Girl and I always saw everyone talking about Nick Miller all the time and never understood but guys. Guys. I get it now. They really made me fall in love with him (and the other guys) in twenty minutes. Goddamn. Is the whole thing like this?? I don’t know if I can take seven whole seasons of this man’s heart eyes and cute little smiles and just the general adorableness of this whole friend group. Jesus fuck.

[arieuxin]

And, to our bitter grief, with a smile and in silence, he died, a gallant gentleman.

[noughticalcrossings]

Warm and Morris

Inktober day 28. Sparkle

Just follow the gold and soon enough, you'll find whom or what you're after.

[personinthepalace]

might be a bit weird ask. but. fully knowing it’s not my business and respecting these two people. do you know if shields and ellie are dating

Yes, Ellie and Shields are currently dating. I believe they got together during Bank Robbery

[pigeonwit]

one day the world will wake up to the beautiful ship that is crutchtrack but alas today is not that day

[nemmiril]

QUINCEY I WAS MERGING ONTO THE HIGHWAY THAT SCARED ME SO BAD.

Beautiful sound design.

[simgerale]

CHAPTER EIGHTEEN ; 1/3

TRANSCRIPT:

Some Nights Ago...

magdalena: [whispering] Your highness, why on earth did you drag me out here at this hour?

luca: Well, your majesty, I was laying in my bed, deep in thought—

m: Of course.

l: —when I realized that I never got a dance with you at your ball.

m: And?

l: And I plan on remedying that. May I have this dance, fair lady? ...Please?

m: …[lets out a lengthy sigh] Oh, alright.

. . .

m: Speaking of the ball… Will you finally admit how you recognized me?

l: Simple—the mark on your neck. I am the one who gave it to you.

m: What mark?! You gave me no such thing! I would surely remember—

l: [grins] The scar, your majesty.

m: Oh.

l: When we were children, the last summer before the war, we visited your family. Here, at this castle.

m: Yes… I remember now. You were quite the nuisance, even at that age.

l: And you were quite the prissy little girl.

m: [furrows brows] Touché.

l: Still, I developed a crush the moment you looked me in the eyes. I tried to impress you, of course, which only led to you liking me even less. So I found a dusty sword to show off my sparring skills.

m: [gasps lightly] It was you!

l: Indeed. There I was, practicing in the maze, and then there you were, skipping past my hedge.

m: You could have killed me!

l: I could have, and that is why I dropped the sword and ran. Luckily for me, all I did was cut your hair and a small section of the back of your neck.

m: …I was distraught over losing my long hair, you know.

l: But was it not impressive that it was a clean cut?

m: Luca!

l: [snickering]

[butleroftoast]

Finished! A few non-spoilery thoughts:

The sound of unexpected initiative rolls will haunt my nightmares and I might set it to be my work WhatsApp message alert

The dev who works to support their cat's tuna dreams (source: thank you messages in the credits) is a hero

I can't wait to play the 65% of the game I totally missed because I'm an idiot

There are a lot of alternate choices I want to google but can't, because the previous bullet point means I'm still avoiding egregious spoilers

I will miss Morris so much

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

every day i forget that henry shields and ellie morris are dating. and then every time a picture of them turns up i get jumpscared.

[diavorchid]

"I wish it wasn't so cold."

Jack Seward wrote on November 3.

[morward, implied slash!suitor squad & holmward]

—

"Come here, Jack."

Quincey called out to him as he watched Jack shoving his little journal and pen into his coat, a look of annoyance made a clear presence on his visage as he puffed his cheeks and breathed out on his palms.

[ao3 link]

[paigemathews]

i am so confused as to whether or not bianca/chris was planned from the jump or if the idea came later and the writers just cobbled chris crossed together 'cause if chris is engaged to bianca why is he also hooking up with the charge that leo assigns him? like wtf? either this pairing wasn't planned or bianca and chris are poly except given when this season aired no way in hell would they go for something quite this progressive so again wtf??

Oh, they definitely didn't plan on Bianca lmao. I love season six, and it's one of my favorites, but the continuity is a mess. (I mean, Witchstock my beloathed.) They absolutely had no intention of Chris having a fiancé before then, especially between his thing with the Valkyrie and his charge Natalie. I love them anyways, but there's a reason that I say that the writers put next to no thought into their story.

For a Watsonian explanation though, I explain both encounters as manipulation and lack of memory. In regards to Mist, I always viewed it as him manipulating her to stay on the Valkyrie's good side. I mean, despite the show's (weird) approach to them, they're intended to be good beings. Keeping an Elder, who also has close ties to the Charmed Ones, has to be sketchy for them, so Chris has to keep an eye on that situation so. Kissing Mist it is.

As for Natalie, I see it as he only slept with her when the Cleaners erased Wyatt's memory from everyone. Without Wyatt, the future never would have happened and he never met Bianca, or at least started a relationship with her. Frankly, I've always been curious about what exactly Chris remembered because of how integral Wyatt was to his life. I mean, he literally doesn't remember why he's in the past, y'know? A pretty significant amount of his brain must have been wiped.

Honestly, it's kinda interesting to consider how Chris/Bianca classify their relationship boundaries, because he canonically uses sex(?) appeal to manipulate people when he needs to like with the Stillman sisters and while we don't actually see Bianca do that, this was a early 2000's show and she was a spy character so. The idea of using sex as a tactic vs. the authentic emotional intimacy between them... There's something there.

I will say that while I'm not necessarily opposed to Chris/Bianca being poly, I don't think that they are or at least have other romantic partners. Both of them have a pretty substantial amount of issues, don't trust easily, and don't open up to others very well. Personally, I think that they had a v slowburn relationship and even when they first started dating, I think that they had a lot of issues with the trust aspect of it, especially with the unchanged future. I feel like it'd be very difficult for either of them to find someone like that again and to go through that entire journey again. Plus, as far as I know, the number one key to that kind of relationship is communication and. Well, Bianca's a spy and Chris will say anything except the truth, so I'm not sure that either would be able to do that effectively. That said, you could definitely spin that, depending on the third character, but I don't know who they'd be.