#if not the eeby deeby lmfao

[nell0-0]

I bet after dealing with Karens, Adaman would appreciate Melli more

Honestly, Adaman would probably miss Melli, as well as everyone from back home (especially the Diamond Clan). I subjected him to the eeby deeby treatment, so it's not like he even had the chance to say goodbye.

It would be funny to see Adaman channeling Melli to deal with the karens and realize it later, horrified. Like those posts that talk about SpongeBob SquarePants and how everyone resembles Squidward more as time passes, but instead it's Melli lmfao

[aspens-dragons]

heya!!

hey hey hey! i'm not like super into purple tbh but also like it's the closest to my current like little streak soooo yk how it is lol

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Hey! My name's Aspen (he/him 👍) and I'm a junior at Naranja-Uva Academy! (i'm typing this with like proper grammar and all that cause like readability lmfao but that isn't how i normally type unless its like an essay or something) Right now I'm in the STEM track with a primary focus in veterinary sciences and a secondary focus in battle studies. And I'm vice-captain of our Cyclizar racing team! If you haven't noticed by now, I like Dragon-types. I really like Dragon-types :D

Other than my Cyclizar (her name's Spitfire!) I have two Pokemon, my Alolan Raichu (named Chip) and my Dreepy (named Zeppelin). AND in addition to those three, I have five other Pokemon, but they're kinda retired and live in Alola with my parents, but they're Pebble (Lycanroc), Jitters (Golisopod), Chloro (Lurantis), Grampy (Drampa) and Hibiscus (Kommo-o). I call Chip and those five the Big Six, 'cause they're the Pokemon I used while on my Island Challenge.

Speaking of my Island Challenge though, I was born in Nimbasa City, but I moved to Alola when I was... I wanna say maybe two or three? I dunno, I don't remember the moving part. Also, I've got an older brother and a baby sister.

Anyway, I've talked a lot, but I think that's just about it! See ya around :D

OOC under the cut!

Things to know!

Last updated: 09/03/2024

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Current Arc(s): Patchwork Sanctuary, Victory Road Previous Arcs: The Schedule Switcheroo

Mod and muse are both minors! Please be mindful of that when interacting. This means no NSFW. The occasional dick joke is fine, but keep it PG-13.

Aspen exists in a timeline shortly after the events of Scarlet and Violet. He knows very little about what occurred during The Way Home.

Sentient Pokemon, eeby deebys, slow eeby deebys, chosens, legendaries, etc. are all welcome to interact, though Aspen may be skeptical about eeby deebys, legendaries, chosens, and evil teams!

Pelipper Mail/Malice, Musharna Mail/Malice, and Magic Anons are OFF.

Other than the rules above, feel free to send in asks :D

All posts prior to 06/05/2024 are not canon to this blog.

Regarding the above point! For some context, Aspen has actually existed for over a year at this point, and has had a blog just as long. I was originally using him on the blog this post was made on. In February (2024) I decided to create a main blog that I would use Aspen on instead, but in the past few months, I've been feeling kind of stuck about Aspen and it just hasn't been fun to RP as him. As a result, I've soft rebooted this blog (and a few blogs connected to him have also been soft rebooted for similar reasons). If you knew Aspen before this reboot, please be mindful of that fact that since he's been rebooted multiple aspects of his lore and backstory have changed and might continue to change over the course of this blog. This is why all posts from before June 5th are no longer considered canon to this blog!

Aspen's older brother might show up on the blog sometimes, so look out for that!

Aspen has a RotomPhone named Lithium, who will be talking with orange text!

Tags!

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#breaking swipe ⇌ answered asks from Aspen!

#devastating drake ⇌ Aspen-centric angst!

#wormhole link ⇌ off screen posts!

#fickle beam ⇌ posts to pay attention to! these might provide clues or foreshadowing!! Here is a link to all the #fickle beam posts in chronological order!

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Posts pertaining to certain arcs (for example, 'The Schedule Switcheroo' and 'Patchwork Sanctuary'. ) will be tagged with the name of the arc. Here is a link to a post with descriptions of each arc!

[painted-bees]

"They began playing at very small venues together, their "band" being named something totally different, and increasingly silly with each new gig." <--Bee you can't just say this and then not include examples of their silly band names!!

Ptarmigan Stampy Feets Accidental Baguettes Mirror Man Pushy Potatoes Descent into the Eeby Deeby Sneepy Neeps Mir Mir Mir I'll let @seandunkley reblog with more if he remembers any of 'em lmfao

[mika-0730]

blorbo, poor lil meow meow, and eeby deeby

*gets a different ping*

I'm glad we're all messes here lmfao. It's actually been a bit since I've read through it and I'm a tad behind on the anime so I'll do my best =w=

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Probably Marcille. She's such a disaster, but she gives her everything into helping her friends and her girlfriend and I'm here for it. I can't emphasize enough how much I love disasters.

Senshi is also pretty close, traumatized bean just wants to make good food for his friends and I relate to that

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Probably Falin. She's cute and squishy and i love her so, I so relate to the "she squints always because she's FUCKIN BLIND" part

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

Can I answer with the dryads BECAUSE PHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

Can I answer with the Sirens because PHEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Chilchuck is so fucking pathetic "aww look at this poor little halfling that got dumped by a certified hottie who took the kids" but I sure do love watching him go through it and learn about trusting others again

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Probably Marcille, she looks so fun to tease and has very bite-able ears. Izutsumi is a close second with a fun watergun and laserpointer

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

I just do not like Namari and I'm not gonna change my mind on this one

[cheemken]

More hisuian zorua!Drayton stuff!!! In canon I think Drayton can fall asleep next to anyone and is a pretty deep sleeper, in hisuian zorua!drayton AU that's a bit different cause he first grew up in hisui and sure he lived with warden ingo and lady sneasler but hisui is still dangerous one needs to sleep lightly if they want to survive

So once he was eebi deebied to present time and found by his parents he usually hid away to sleep and even when Drayden was around (bc Drayton adored him and it was the only way to get Drayton to do stuff sometimes) he'd only sleep in his human form around his parents and grandfather...until Iris came back from training and met her new brother! That was the first time his family saw him sleep in his zorua form out in the open!

Iris is quite surprised when she visits blueberry academy and sees her little brother snoozing in his zorua form in the League club room with the other E4 members and she tells them how special it is to see him asleep in that form as he doesn't just do that with anyone and from that moment on iris really truly knew she could trust the E4 with her brother :) 💛

Awww🥹

Your honour that's so cute chdnnd but also Iris having big hopes for Drayton too tho and like, her thinking that the BB E4 would be great candidates for the future Unova League E4, especially when Drayton becomes Champion too

But also since Drayton is still lazy af he's like,, yeah, he doesn't wanna be Champion lmfao

[1dklikesthings]

rt miitopia for the ask game?? :o

blorbo - chat. literally have thought about them every single day for almost exactly a year now im not even joking LMFAO theyre just so funky i love em sm

scrunkly - jefferson and cupcake!! :D couldnt choose between em so im mentioning em both <3

scrimblo bimblo - probably i want die himself tbh, im surprised he isnt posted about all that much considering he were pretty much the poster child for the miitopia playthrough (or hes not posted abt much here at least, ive got no clue abt anywhere else since im mostly just on tumblr lmfao)

glup shitto - closest would probably be dread? hes fairly popular on tumblr but from what i can mind they didnt have too much significance in the playthrough itself

poor little meow meow - gilbert, from what ive seen most people really dont like him but i have a hc that him, jeff, and chat are all siblings so thats mostly redeemed him in my eyes

horse plinko - oh for sure magical john. not bc i hate him (bc i dont, literally the only reason he isnt marked as blorbo is bc i didnt wanna have doubles LMAO) but for whatever reason my brain decided he just NEEDED an incredibly traumatic backstory. anyways john golf is his abusive father and seeing a dinosaur eat a clone of himself alive also fucked him up real bad methinks. not to mention that he werent born with the plant growth i draw him with; it probably hurts well bad to have plants growing out of his flesh

eeby deeby - i was planning on sticking with main party characters but i just. dont dislike any of em so ill say ricky rat. fuck him forreal

[mannatea]

FMA for the fandom ask!

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Riza scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Black Hayate scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Maria and Denny glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Gonna say Sheska poor little meow meow (“problematic”/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): screaming crying throwing up all over Roy Mustang. he's popular but he's problematic and i love him. if i have to pick someone else tho,,,,,,,, king bradley horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Envy eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Barry the Chopper lmfao

[a-random-mooshroom]

I almost pulled a all nighter!!!!!

but my grandmother told me he to go back to sleep at like 7:11 ( gas station ref real)

And I wasnt planning to but I guess I was too eeby deeby cause I fell asleep

just woke up and I'm already leaving my grandma house, uncles driving yay

I ain't getting breakfast or lunch lmfao

the sun is like flashbanging me lmfao

Stay sikky

[g0dtier]

i like how tsunade's first instinct with naruto is to tell him to catch her outside and then flick his ass to eeby deeby with one finger lmfao

[bumblingbee1]

The fact that Daniel actually used to be a Project scientist hits pretty hard. A top scientist, at that. It's like a slap in the face lmao

[diemondgrimm]

That’s my Blorbo ! I don’t eeby deeby you!!

[feathery-fall]

did someone deadass just unironically call you a bozo in the year 2022 💀 -tickleraptorss

THATS WHAT IIIIIIM SAYING, though I guess it is Tumblr so just about anything could happen

[kayrma]

first superhell, then eeby deeby, now abandoned grain silos... is [tumblr] itself not purgatory enough for us?

[antimnemonic]

forgot where i read it but “parasite in chief in her idiot hat” really lives in my head

[rithmeres]

DQ for the fandom ask can be just the 3 main series or the roddaverse idc 💖

im so sorry zahro i forgot about this ask completely

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): doom………………. dq may be a tale of kings but it begins and ends with doom and how this one man did everything in his power to fight the darkness from without and within despite tragedy after tragedy in his life. no one would blame him for going 'it's not my problem to fix, it's hopeless anyway' and giving into despair but that's not our guy. slaps roof of doom this bad boy can fit so much bitter hope inside him. and dont get me STARTED on his daughter. jasmine is genuinely THEE female character of all time; she's so well-written and consistently characterized that she feels like a real person, watching her grow out of desperate survival gremlin mode and into someone who can trust and let herself be loved without fear and without ever losing the headstrong efficient uniquely independent girl that we've grown to love is is a masterclass in character writing

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): LIEF MY PRECIOUS BOY <3 he is such a sweetheart and he's just a kid... he is going through so much but he is so strong

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): barda is truly the goat and i never appreciated him until i was an adult and was hit by the gravity that he had to babysit two bickering hormonal teens on not one, not two, but THREE life-or-certain-death quests in the wilderness of fantasy australia i get it now lmfao......

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): we are all carrying on amy's legacy as iris of del stans. also let's give it up for our girl rigane the maddddd

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): i love tom he’s a greasy weasel

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): dropping jinks down the plinko chamber just for kicks

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): laughing jack (i think that's where those skeleton pirates took him)

[crappy-coffee]

For the fandom ask thing; Ninjago.

:D

Blorbo (fav / think about the most) ZANE!!! I love the boy so much he:s a huge comfort for me :D

Scrunkly (cuteness aggression) Obviously this depends on who draws them and the style, but overall the way people draw Cole is just so!! Yes!!!

Scrimblo Bimblo (underrated fav character) Uhhhh all the characters I like aren't exactly unpopular (I think??) but the character I like the most like I see getting the least amount of attention is PIXAL. Oh also the serpentine.

Glup shitto (favorite background character) I'm not a huge fan of any background character so let's just go withhhhh

This definitely gay couple

Poor little meow meow (problematic favorite) lmfao I guess Pythor. He's a little shit and I love him.

Horse plinko (torment for fun) Oh definitely Wu. Fuck him low-key :/

eeby deeby (sending to superhell) The motherfucking Mechanic my blood hasn't boiled that much just from seeing a character in so long