#breaking swipe

[aspens-dragons]

What are weird things you did as a kid? I used to drink entire paper cups full of sugar at 3AM

i lived in the youtube comment section i was like legitimately causing actual drama and ruining actual lives like i WAS legitimately taking it way too far. one time i went on one guys yt profile and from there found his insta, made a fake account, befriended him over the course of two months, eventually got him to open up to me about how he'd been cheating on his wife for the past three years and then i sent all those screenshots and confessions to his wife and ruined his marriage. all over "i liked kaiba more than joey"

[aspens-dragons]

god same dude

occupies my mind all the time

Sometimes I think about

[hballegro]

incase u wanted it, heres sam having a terrible day

[starscelly]

roope and otter getting feisty

dal@wpg 11.28.23

[azumasoroshi]

top ten worst feelings when you accidentally irreversibly delete the ao3 comment you were writing and you have to rewrite all your screams and writhing of agony with like 50% less enthusiasm. like the AUTHOR gonna know the difference but i will and i feel BAD

[aspens-dragons]

plus mailing people guns is generally considered bad. so. 👎

Why cant we mail you a gun?

One reason is Kalosian gun laws, the other main reason might just be that it would be a bad combination!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[outofthiisworld]

👽// ouhh another ‘chores the video game’ got me in a vice grip once again (f.antasy l.ife)......................i wanna write.....but....but........the game loop..........silly lil sheep scrumblo under cut <3

[musashden]

While attempting to draw Silco I’ve come to realize my man has a face like a rat.

Barely got an ounce of lips

Teeth are all fangs

Nose is damn near a beak

Can cut glass with his cheek bones

… I FUCKING LOVE HIM!!!

[queenimmadolla]

whoever made this ad/game/whatever, your mom’s a bitch and so are you

[pisshandkerchief]

truly having the worst couple months of my life rn. going through the horrors for real for real

[aspens-dragons]

bronco tax

ur bronco tax my liege

[cwritesfiction]

writer fact swap: i have three characters, two who have had injuries where they've gotten tremors in one or both hands, and the other who's had his hand cut off completely. i am not sure what weird subconscious thing i'm working through with hand injuries lately but here we are ? i guess ???

You destroy hands, I destroy characters' cars. Author braind?

My writer fact swap is I'll be causing my own hand injury in the next week when I get my stupid wrist lump taken out 😅

[killjoy-prince]

Had my two cats meet yesterday. Unfortunately they need a little more time to get comfortable with each other so heres a video of them interacting through a door

[hey-hamlet]

Ok so about a month ago I was desperately trying to remember who wrote about Yaoyorozu Yakuza au and I could not for the life of me find the specific one I was looking for (i.e. yours) so I am incredibly happy to see it pop on my feed again.

Also, if hypothetically Momo were to let Izuku have a little crime as a treat how would that go down? Between the two of them they could cause so much chaos but the yakuza in bnha are pretty low profile + the whole hero student thing so would they break out the goofy disguises?

My life goal - inflict a vague "was that like, a fic? an au post? a dream?" on people.

Momo, in an attempt to make up for the leaps and bounds her quirk has been developing since she started chatting with Izuku is like - "i need to get him a present but the only thing he ever wants is All Might merch and he owns like. all of it." So she has to brainstorm a better present.

Enter - mid-stakes heist her family is orchestrating on a small HPSC office in Hakone. She invites Izuku to do some snow training on a ski slope her uncle owns, and then reveals that not only are they going to do training (something Izuku was very excited for) they are going to steal! From Izuku's least favourite government agency!

Typically her family stick to like. Generic theft, protection fees, illegal gambling rings and creative accounting (one of her recent ancestors had a tanuki style quirk that let him turn leaves into gold for about 24hrs. so, also counterfeiting? I guess?) . But! The HPSC is trying to keep the fact that a lot of the yakuza are still around under wraps by taking them out lethally, so no one hears about them. So, the HPSC having info about them is a major risk, especially with their dear Momo trying to become a hero!

[sheyshen]

oh gosh, it was so cute. I've mentioned that there's a handful of ferals that have been coming to eat for almost a year now but all but one of them are extremely skittish and run if i move and sometimes if i even look their way, but today the orange tabby that's been coming has shown that they're warming up to me.

i had brought in the food because the raccoon was trying to get it, and kai/goose (still haven't settled on the name for him) came up sometime later and when i opened the door to give him food, he ran off so i shook the food as i went to place it down and called for him, and he came running back up the deck. he stopped halfway and waited for me to close the door before approaching the bowl, but it's a lot more improvement from even a few weeks ago where he would bolt if i looked at him. so i think he's starting to at least see me as not threatening as long as the door's closed!

[mitchftw]

Hm. No Shiro for the whole day.

Well. Someone's got to feed Mama then, so -