#if u want those time marks hmu

[seelestars]

LEAVING LIPSTICK MARKS ON HIM ?! (neuvillette, wriothesley, jing yuan)

a/n : if u write for hsr or genshin, or like any of them in general pls hmu,, id love to have some moots on this app

also sorry if wriothesley isn’t that accurate, his personality is hard to figure out for me </3

NEUVILLETTE

you two were having some time to yourselves— time that was very hard to come by considering what a busy man neuvillette was. so, you decided to make the most of it to the best of your ability.

which was, showering neuvillette in affection.

seeing how he didn’t seem to mind, you proceeded to smother his face in chaste kisses. there was a playful smile on your lips as you did so (a smile that neuvillette found himself growing fond of overtime.) a small giggle escaped your lips as you leaned back for a moment to admire your work.

“very affectionate today, are we?” neuvillette hums in contentment, his eyes full of adoration for you. you had to hold back a big grin from his obliviousness to the lipstick marks you left all over his face.

“mhm.. just wanted a way to remind you of how much I love you.” you caress his horns gently, watching as neuvillette closed his eyes with a blissful sigh. one of your hands stroked his horn while the other played with his hair in a comforting manner.

soon, neuvillette’s break was over. you felt reluctant to let him go, and he felt regretful for only being able to spend so much time with you. getting off his lap, you smile despite how you still craved for more of his affection. after watching him leave the office to inquire from a melusine about some information, you let yourself let out the laugh you’ve been holding in since you knew he’d definitely embarrass himself with all those lipstick marks on him.

…and he sure did. that night, neuvillette had returned to your bedroom with a more flushed face than usual for reasons you already knew about. seeing how red he was, you decided not to tease him about it for his sake.

WRIOTHESLEY

it had been a long day managing the fortress of meropide for wriothesley. it felt even longer to him when it came to being separated from you. thoughts of you constantly filled his mind while he reviewed different documents at work.

but it was all worth it to him at the end of the day, where wriothesley could melt into your warm embrace.

“had a long day?” you gaze fondly at him, ruffling his hair playfully as he rested his head on your lap. his eyes were closed as he savored the feeling of being so close to you after a tiring day at the fortress. one of his hands was intertwined with yours, caressing your knuckle with his thumb.

“you know it.” wriothesley opens his eyes to meet your gaze, a small smile forming on his lips. being able to indulge in physical intimacy with you like this was his favorite part of the day. the time of the day that never failed to make him smile.

no further words had to be communicated between the two of you, it was as if you could talk with just the way you looked at each other.

you nod in understanding as he sat up to wrap his arms around you, this time resting his head on your shoulder. suddenly, a mischievous idea popped into your mind. your smile widens a little before you proceeded to give him many quick pecks on his face and neck (in a place where he couldn’t see the marks you left on him without a mirror.)

wriothesley opens an eye to look at you curiously, his cheeks dusted a subtle pink from your display of affection. he has to stop himself from grinning stupidly from being kissed by you. though you two have kissed each other many many times, he just couldn’t seem to get used to the feeling of your lips on his skin or his own lips. but it was addictive. he wanted more.

wriothesley felt like a highschooler experiencing love for the first time again from how shy he felt about asking you for more kisses once you had stopped. he was glad you ended up understanding what he wanted without saying it, planting more kisses on him.

the next day when he was in the fortress of meropide as usual, wriothesley found himself receiving weird glances from others. only sigewinne was brave enough to point out the lipstick marks that adorned his face and neck, causing him to instantly fold in embarrassment.

JING YUAN

you were visiting him as he was working, watching him read through different files. “you should take a break, you know?” you nudged him lightly, holding a box of dessert you intended to share with him.

“later.” jing yuan waves you off with a hum, his eyes focused on the scrolls instead of you. you knew it was childish, but you felt jealous of how the scrolls were receiving more attention than you.

setting the dessert to the side, you pouted knewing words weren’t working on him. so instead, you decided to think of a different way to make him focus on you. …this may not have been the smartest idea you’ve came up with, but you chose to give it a try anyway.

you turn his head towards you, a jealous look in your eyes. jing yuan only had a second to react before you attacked him with kisses all over. despite how it was supposed to be an attack in a way, it felt pleasant to him. he found himself smirking at how possessive and jealous you were being out of nowhere.

“you know im all yours, right?” jing yuan laughs once you finally pulled away, your mood having calmed down a little. your cheeks flush a little at his words, not wanting him to tease you further so you just ignored his comment.

“next time I better be your priority instead of whatever these.. scrolls are.” you wrap your arms around him, nuzzling your face into his hair lovingly. you hope your plan had worked to distract him from his work, to only focus on you for now.

and it worked. jing yuan let out a fake disappointed sigh, opening his arms for you to properly embrace. “don’t worry, you will.” he smiles once you hugged him tightly, afraid to let him go as if he’d try to escape once you let go. he pats you on the head, feeding you the dessert you had bought for the two of you.

he knew of the lipstick marks you had left on him, but he couldn’t find it in himself to care. instead, he wore them around proudly, leaving many jaws open in shock at his boldness.

[procrastinatingsoicanreadfanfics]

Geralt of Rivia NSFW Alphabet

Summary: Geralt of Rivia NSFW Alphabet!!

Notes: this request has been in my inbox forever... sorry :)

Warnings: afab!reader, smut ig?

Taglist: @majesticwren @obsessiveformiyatwins @lucyinthelibrary @sunndust (hmu to be added for any taglist!)

based on this request | Masterlist | requests are OPEN!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

The BEST backrubs. He’s very quiet, but he takes care of you so so well.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his arms, just because he can pick you up/protect you with them and he knows that you like them so so much.

Loves everything about you, but especially your hips/bodyshape. Just loves to admire, yk?

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He’s got a little breeding kink. He knows he can’t have kids, but he still likes cumming inside.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Likes it when you get a little rough with him/try to push him around a bit. If he didn’t want to, you couldn’t, but the way you push him against a wall is still hot

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s old and looks good, so he’s got A LOT

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He loves something where you’re really close to him, maybe in his lap. Wants to be able to wrap his arms around you

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

It’s more serious to him, but he’ll joke around with you

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

The carpet matches the drapes, and he’ll honestly groom however you want him to. Otherwise doesn’t really care that much.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

If you’re fuckbuddies, then it’s just a hookup – no feelings, no strings attached. If you’re romantically involved oml. He turns into the biggest sap.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Idt he jacks off a lot. He’d rather just do it properly with you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding kink for sure. Loves hair pulling, whether that’s on you or him, also enjoys scratching/biting. Loves to mark up your thighs.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Might sound boring, but in a bed. He’s on the road enough, so if he’s ever off it, he wants you to be comfortable.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You. Just catching a glimpse of you is enough, especially if he makes you laugh or happy, then he’s practically on his knees

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything with too much liquid, especially blood. He doesn’t want to hurt you. Too much.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Will eat you out for days. He loves giving you head, between your legs gotta be one of his favorite places.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends on what you want tbh – he likes everything as long as it’s with you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Sure, why not? He’ll sneak them in all the time.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’ll try out new stuff, but he’s tried pretty much everything. He knows what he likes, and usually sticks to that.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He’s got that witcher stamina :)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Idt Geralt likes toys tbh, so none.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’ll tease you outside the bedroom to get you excited, but he’s too impatient once you’re kissing him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s a quiet lover, he prefers listening to you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He’d go crazy for lingerie of any kind, and then he’d ruin it with his teeth right after.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Just like he’s got witcher stamina, he’s got witcher endowment

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is pretty high, especially around you, but he’ll make sure to satisfy you each time

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Witchers don’t sleep much, and Geralt prefers holding you anyway. He enjoys watching you fall asleep in his arms

[vemberposting]

get to know me i guess<3

hey! call me vember, vem, vemb, or just v :) not picky !! read more about me below the cut <3

PUT YOUR AGE IN YOUR BIO.

RANDOM FAX ABT ME 🪱

im a non-binary transmasc and i use they/them :) not a man but also not NOT a man? if ur an mdni blog ur not gonna insult me if u block me or not- take care of you. i’m a switch i guess?? but through my time on here i’ve realized i’m more of a sub.

i’ll tag a lot of my stuff with mlm or nblm because i identify mostly masc, but you’ll probably see me reblogging wlw things here and there :) wlw folks ily

im HORNY like 50% of the time but that 50% occurs INTENSELY for like two weeks followed by two weeks of me forgetting what an orgasm is so if i seem completely inactive i’ll probably be back

i love makin friends :) horny trans people hmu!! DMs r open but you’re not guaranteed a response! (also mutuals i will send u audios if u ask i get off on it so hard)

asks are SO open please send me stuff hehe

TAG SYSTEM✨

#vembertext : concepts and text posts

#vemberrambles : random horny thoughts and ideas

#vemberasks : interactions via ask box

KINKS ⭐️

- oral fixations mgmgmg

- voice kink <3

- PRAISE

- power bottoms…../pos

- sensory deprivation (‘tism)

- begging !!

- bondage

- light pet play (collars/leashing and calling people puppy. that’s abt it)

SOMETIMES KINKS 🌙

- bondage

- LIGHT dubcon

- degradation

- musk (a little embarrassing hehe)

- sadism/masochism apparently

-breeding

- free use

- marking

NEVER KINKS 👎

- r-pe (noncon, anything particularly aggressive, mostly anything expressing that the receiver truly does not want to comply)

- detrans/misgendering

-ageplay

- anything having to do with bodily waste

- ddlg and the like

-impreg

- impact play (just slap my face)

CALL ME

Subby: PUPPY, baby, pet, angel, etc. also any positive adjective followed by boy. those r the vibes

Dom: daddy n sir are about all i go for but im all for making my sub happy n comfy <3

DNI LIST❌

-detrans blogs

- feederism

- ana blogs. wtf.

- terfs

- minors duh

- ageless blogs

- “maps” if that’s what they’re still going by :(

- ppl who are mean idk

taken anons are 🐕‍🦺 🌿

that’s all folks thanks for coming (wink wink) to the blog

[goldnhalos]

𝕀ℕ𝕋ℝ𝕆𝔻𝕌ℂ𝕀ℕ𝔾: 𝕊𝔸ℕ𝕋𝕀 𝔽𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔼𝕊.

hello everyone ! my name's fox, (she/they, 25, brt.) and i'm so excited to be here ! i haven't joined a group in... i want to say like a year and a half ? maybe two ? so pls be patient with me while i get my grind back lmao. this is santi, he's a mix and match of some old characters i have, i hope u all enjoy him ! i'll be posting a plotting call on the discord server soon but if you wanna hmu there and start plotting already, my handle is aslutforpainandsuffering

* ◟ : 〔 pedro pascal, cis man + he/him 〕 santiago flores , some say you’re a forty-five year old lost soul among the neon lights. known for being both gentle and guarded, one can’t help but think of riders on the storm by the doors when you walk by. are you still an active assassin for red eye, even with your reputation as the arcane? i think we’ll be seeing more of you and bruised knuckles. a pile of unread letters thrown across the floor. a broken whiskey bottle, although we can’t help but think of oliver marks ( if we were villains ) + matthew prior ( gallant ) + jackson healy ( the nice guys ) whenever we see you down these rainy streets.

tw: violence ; torture ; suicide ; drug / alcohol abuse ;

. * basics !

full name: santiago flores.

known as: santi ; mr. flores.

age + birthday: forty-five ; july 10th.

birthplace: unknown.

gender + pronouns: cis male ; he/him.

sexuality: bisexual.

occupation: assassin.

fc: pedro pascal.

spoken languages: english ; spanish.

tropes: bad liar, trauma conga line, unconscientious objector, butt-monkey.

phisical atributes: 5 ft 11" (1.80m); lean built ; no tattos ; several scars ; scraggily beard.

. * early days !

the only memory santiago has of his family is os his siblings running through a green pasture; he can remember the soft feeling of his mother's lap underneath his cheek, and the way her fingers ran through his hair. the sound of little children laughing haunts his dreams, but there's not a single face in sight. the people in his memory are nothing but blurred sillouettes, ghosts of people he once knew, of the child he once was. the orphanage, though, of that his memories are crystal clear: the beating, the fear, the hope that somebody would come and rescue him, and then the subsequently disapointment once he grew old enough to understand that nobody would. and then, nanuvut. the cold was somehow worse than the beatings, worse than the physical training that took and took and took from him until santi was nothing but a shell of the smiley kid he'd once been. killing is all that he knows, but santiago has never been at peace with it. he's familiar with death, has given it his entire life and soul, but it has never been something he enjoyed, something he got used to it. despite all the training, his handlers have never been able to supress his kind soul and gentle ways— nature vs. nurture, santiago being the living proof that there are some things nothing can ever truly change. all he wants is some peace and quiet, a life away from all of the decay and violence; a herb garden far away from the city, a sunlit kitchen and a big library to ruffle through. his dreams of tranquility have yet to come: when all you know is the underbelly of chaos, the rotten people and monsters, no other place feels like home.

. * recent years !

santiago tried leaving; at twenty-three, he tried to hang up his guns and become a regular, law-abiding citizen. and he didsurprisingly well. santiago went as far as graduating college, a major in psychology, and those were the best four years of his life. he partied, and he fell in love, and for the first time since he could remember, santi felt truly free. like he could finally be himself, like the blood on his hands had finally washed away. he settled down, and married a nice girl. his dreams of a suburbia life iwth white picket fences and a big slobbering dog were so close to become a reality he could barely believe it. a month after his marriage, another operative showed up. the operative -- probably a mercenary, santiago figured -- destroyed his home, tied his doe-eyed wife to a chair and ripped every single one of her nail before he got home from work. the message was clear: he was to return willingly to the red eye and fufill his purpose, or they would force his hand and the punishments for it would be devastating. his wife survived, but the trauma was too much. it ruined their marriage faster than anything else ever could, and santiago saw no other option but to return to his handlers with his tail between his legs. the corporeal punishments and risky missions were nothing compared to the feeling of falure, and santiago found solace in drowning himself in liquor, white lines and all sorts of chemicals that he could get his hands on. it started to affect his job, and santiago got slippery. more than once, the organization had to step in to prevent him from going to jail. considering his large death toll, santiago was giving a single chance: if he didn't get his act cleaned up, he could be terminated. as it turned out, santiago's destructive behavior was meant as self-sabotage, not as suicidal tendencies, and his self-preservation instincts took over. after a hellish period of going in and out of rehab, santiago has been somewhat clean; he hasn't exactly dropped the alcohol, though his black outs have stopped getting in the way of his work, and he's gone cold turkey on any narcotics. a functioning alcoholic, a friend called him once. it was good enough for the red eye, in the end.

. * wanted connections !

a best friend ; the only person in the world that santi trusts. he's not one to give himself lighty, but this person has proven time and time again that they're his ride or die. ( 0 / 1 )

an old friend ; someone that was in the orphanage with him. maybe they get along, maybe they hate each other, this dynamic can be played in any sort of way. ( 0 / ?? )

friends of all kinds ; santiago can be kind of closed off, but as it turns out he can be quite friendly once you push through that, so he probably gets along with this person pretty well. ( 0 / ?? )

an ex ; ever since his marriage, santi has big issues with commitment. in his life of work, he knows having a partner is a weaklink, something people can use against you. they cared for each other deeply, but once things got started to get serious, santiago jumped ship, probably in the worst way possible. ( 0 / 1 )

a protegé ; there's something about this person that just makes santiago's instincts bubble up. it's someone he'd kill and die to protect, and has been working on teaching them as many of his own skills as he possibly can. bonus points if this is someone that can handle their own better than he ever could, but he insists that they need help anyways. ( 0 / 1 )

the enemy ; santiago has made many enemies along the way ; he's quite blunt, and despite not enjoying violence, he does resort to it whenever needed. they've probably come blow to blow at some point before, and it doesn't get better. ( 0 / 1 )

the bad influence ; santiago's a very strict, logical person. he doesn't do things on whims, and certainly doesn't partake in reckless behavior very often. this is someone with whom santi's first instinct is to be “well, what the hell!” and he’ll do things he normally wouldn’t, be that go to a rave late at night, do the hard drugs he's supposedly given up years ago or just eat that greasy bacon cheeseburger that might give him a heart attack. ( 0 / 1 )

the protective friend ; there’s nothing santiago doest best than taking care of people. in return, no one really takes care of him. except for this person, who’s there for him when he breaks down, who would go head first into a bar fight to watch his six and just doesn’t fuck around when it comes to calling santiago out on his bullshit. ( 0 / 1 )

[tyrannoshirt-moved]

"When someone leaves your life, those exits… are… not made equal. Some are beautiful, and poetic, and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair, but most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy." - Griffin McElroy

Ep. 66. The Stolen Century - Chapter 7

[tasteink]

gasp.... i think i may have found my Official Name .

[shuckinbeanz]

Gangster!BNHA au p.3

warnings/notes: nsfw, minors dni or imma 👏 virtual 👏 smacc 👏 u 👏, fucking (literally) gangsters, mentions of kleptomania, mirror kink, mentions of a little feederism, making and use of drugs, sex while high, semi-public sex, cockwarming, slight mention of brat taming, spanking, Service and Daddy Doms, overstimulation, cervix kissing/fucking, size kink, a lil bit of praise kink, as well as dumbification mentions, sugar daddy, & begging if you squint, plus maybe something tiny about an unhealthy relationship? 🤔 but its not toxic. depends how you look at it, whatever floats your boat, ig. i absolutely ruin our poor sweet tama-tan but trust me you'll love the gangster him. 🥴 some are longer than others(not sorry) and I used a translation service for Sero's Spanish, so i know it's potentially gibberish in the actual language, so I'll mark what I actually want him to say. If it needs correcting don't be afraid to hmu 👀 pls

Underage characters are Aged Up!

MINORS 👏 DNI! 👏 AGE 👏 IN 👏 BIO 👏 OR 👏 DNI! 👏 Head on over to @candybowbeansies please for my SFW pieces, or be blocked if you interact here! 😇

First | Second | Third

we know(or at least some of us know) ab @miggiisdumb and her LOVELY gangster!bakugo 🥵 which inspired these! Featuring present mic(who gave me trouble), inasa, sero, fatgum, and suneater(who gave me even more trouble).

shameless tag: @pixiikitty cuz i kno we bof wike tama-tan... 🥺👉👈

gangster!hizashi is another calculating man who puts on a himbo facade. very, very charismatic, so he's often Might Gang's negotiator. his boundless energy is contagious, and your wrong if you think he hasn't been around. like, around, around. man is a favorite where he works, teaching pole dancing-and he's literally their posterchild. he's the one that rakes in clients. yes, you heard me right. he teaches pole-dancing. and he does choreography.

he's literally eros and apollo by studio killers. srsly. listen to the song.

he follows the work hard-play hard style of life. man is a hardcore party animal.

as such, man is a FREAK in the sheets. he's so fucking kinky mf might as well be a fucking porn star. and he is Very open about it. sex is a natural thing to do, and he's legit a natural at it

he's a hardcore top, SOMETIMES he MIGHT let you 'top' him, but remember; he's the one in charge. big sadist this mf is, and an even bigger tease.

with him, it'd be any position viable in front of a mirror. loves to make you watch as his jacob's ladder pops wetly in your cunny 🥴

gangster!inasa is yet another himbo who's all brawn, can never sit still, and has zero brain cells. like gangster!kirishima mans ass is thicc. just grab it, okay? mans will reward punish you later (you can tell from that one look he gives you. ya'know, that one look that makes your panties drop? yes that one 🥵)

as a brawler mans will fite for your honor. there's literally no stopping him. (he's got chronic spontaneity, but we'll do more on that in a bit.) and oh boy, does he pack a mean punch. the kind of punch that will turn someone's face into a bowl if he's pissed off enough. Only those brave enough to degrade you when he's around(trust me, man is an intimidating wall of muscle at a whopping 6'3, and his natural sharp eyes sigh 😩), or those who see you temporarily left alone and decide to degrade/harass you while he's off doing something for a minute or two, get a knuckle sandwhich. "The fuck you think you are, comin' up on my lambchop like I ain't around?!" keheheh look they're flying~

he's spontaneous with the majority of his actions, and he almost always goes along with whatever you want 99% of the time.

and if you're super kinky, man is all for it. wanna use panty vibes? Inasa is a ruthless tease. man will edge you allll fucking day. public restroom sex? boi will take you to one of those unisex restrooms for a ride 🥴

he is a Service Dom, a Daddy Dom, and he's a brat tamer. if you wanna be a brat, he will tame provide to you what you're begging for by being one. you know what you're getting into when you decide to be a brat, you heathens. expect soft discipline(spanking, soft biting, hair tugging/pulling) as he has your bratty cunt warm his exquisite cock balls deep, scolding you for being a brat, til you're literally sobbing for him to rail you already 😩 its phat and veiny and has an angry red weeping mushroom head 😩 its gotta be his enthusiasm its gotta be 😩

"Now, now, little lamb...you knew what you were getting into." Spank. "Riling Daddy up like that." Spank. "You never learn, do you, sweetheart? Now you gotta learn your place, again...no moving."

gangster!sero is very easygoing, approachable, and just overall just take a joint and chillax type of guy. but don't let this fool you. he's another calculating type, but not much can set him off. he knows his limits, and he likely knows yours too. he is extremely observant, and like gangster!deku he expertly plays out his schemes.

he is very sneaky, light-footed(that is to be expected in his line of work), and he has almost zero presence. so expect a lot of scare pranks from him to get a rise out of you 😂 (don't worry you can get back at him later)

to put it bluntly, he's a thief. he can, will, and won't hesitate to klepto whatever catches his eye(especially if it reminds him of you).

BUT JUST BECAUSE HE'S A THIEF dont mean he can't kill someone. srsly. there's a couple dozen skeletons he's made dotted about. literally. but i'll leave that to your imagination. onto the bedroom!

TIE HIM UP, OR LET HIM TIE YOU UP

he's into BDSM. he's a complete brat in the sack. bratty sub, bratty dom. he is a power bottom, and a bit of a masochist for you.

"Oh dios, que me jodan...you're so pretty for me like this, lovebug."

(says "Oh God, fuck me...")

he's ab average in size, he has a nice bulge under his cock and he tilts to th side a lil and down just right😩 when he tops he'll fold you in positions (yes, plural; mans will find them) where he hits your g-spot 🥴 it'll take a couple times, but when he's got you figured out, he'll make you go dumb from then on "Remember the safeword, mi amor." 🥵

gangster!taishiro is Might Gang's drug dealer. man literally has not one, but two kitchens, one for cooking drugs and the other because man is a foodie, as you'd be able to tell from his physique. he is an intimidating gentle giant at a whopping 6'5, and man is dummy thicc. like he loves his abnormally large hoodies that make you look like you're wearing a fucking ballgown cuz he's xtra hawt n xtra large 🥵 but when its off and his form can't be easily mistaken for pure chubalub, man is also stacked and strong. he is very good at cooking drugs, and has a vast array of anonymous clientele. he's a fucking genius.

he's a very playful, sweet, and carefree dude-highly extroverted. you can find him easily, as he frequents literally every (shady) club in town. man has a switch, and it when it flips when he's doin' business he does a complete 180.

like gangster!toshinori, he loves to spoil his honeypie ROTTEN and he is 100% a Daddy Dom. dont be too much of a brat. it won't get you anywhere with him. if you want something, say it, and Daddy will provide. so don't beat around the fucking bush.

"You want somethin', sweetheart? Let Daddy get it for his sweet li'l tootsieroll~"

he loves LOVES waking up to the smell of his baby girl's home cooking. and if you don't know how to cook, he'll teach you if you're willing to learn. Feed him a couple bites or let him feed you once in awhile bc your cheeks are adorable to him 🥺

man is PACKING between his legs, right up there with gangster!toshinori in size. he's a big guy, has a big dick, and as such there ain't many positions that can be used, but he'll always make you feel small and safe and oh my god 🙏 pray for your coochie because Daddy will go up, over, and beyond to make sure she is thoroughly satisfied and will make her go dumb unless you tell him to stop 🥵

"Fuuuuck, babygirl. So tight...you make Daddy feel so good. It's only right that Daddy does the same for you, yeah?"

gangster!tamaki is a hot mess. he's socially awkward, its very likely he suffers from PTSD, he also suffers from depression and has v bad anxiety that leads to his defensive mechanism-lashing out. this defense mechanism also extends to you-and not in the way you're thinking, you masochists. he's loyal to a fault, and when he sees you being harassed, degraded, etc., he will explode. you'll need to calm him down before he permanently cancels some life subscriptions, and you're the only thing closest to gangster!mirio and drugs that can without getting hurt. he's tall, 6'1 but he tends to hunch, and he's lanky, but don't let this fool you. He is very agile and quite strong, so he can take a group at once.

he is very dependent on drugs, and dependent on you. don't get me wrong, he's a grown man, he don't rely on you so much where the relationship would be downright toxic. you are not his therapist, and he knows that, but he still has issues, and you both know that.

cockwarming and cuddles are two huge things with him, especially when he's as high as a kite. he's very handsy and touchy when he's high, and he's very mouthy too. I don't necessarily mean verbally, btw. i mean the kisses he gives. if you let him, he'll leave marks. after he's done, he'll have you ride him til your tuckered out.

"You're so good to me, baby... *Gasp* Y-Yes...keep bouncin', please!~"

when he's high, he's confident and dominant. and with these two combined, he can be very passionate. a tamaki who's high doesn't simply fuck. he makes passionate love-nice and slow, or hot and heavy-so set the pace, honey, because mini-tama is rearing to go; he has a pretty thang 😩 a very pretty thang. it's long and not too chunky and his pretty PHAT light pink mushroom head is fucking sensitive so suck on it 🥺

and THE STAMINA THIS MAN HAS 😩 once he's on the confidence boat, he can and will go for hours. he's kinda masochistic because he LOVES overstimulation, so mans can keep cumming. better make a point to babble praises, because it's music to his ears. he'll have your bodies squished together and his pretty pink mushroom head kissing your cervix. tease him if you want his inner dom to come out and bully your womb open. 😩 do a few kegels if you want him to lose it and rail you hard 🥵

"You asked for it, bunny. Yeah--nnnh--you fucking asked for it."

[yukiobeyme]

Could you do the nsfw alphabet with Levi plz! I love that cutie otaku!

NSFW ABC with Levi! (Satan and Asmodeus is in the work and Lucifer is posted hmu if you want the other brothers lol) Thanks for being patient! I hope you enjoy <3

NSFW Under the Cut!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Cuddling and holding you close is a must after sex. Can almost be overbearing, is awkward and shy but he just wants to make sure he is taking care of you properly

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Levi loves his partner’s chest, expect lots of nipple play and trying to fuck your chest. He also loves his partner’s thighs if the partner isn’t into breast fucking. His favorite body part is either his hands or tongue because he marvels at how you respond to his touches

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Is really bashful about marking you with his cum, but he really really loves it when you let him cum on your face. How it’s gets caught on your eyelashes and how it runs down your face. When you let him cum inside you, expect him to either eat you out afterward or simply gather and play with the cum that is inside you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Loves wearing panties, his favorite panties are made of silk. He loves the type of friction they give him. He does have a few lace ones though. It’s something you accidentally found out, you f

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Does watching Hentia count as experience? At first, Levi doesn’t know what he is doing but with your hands and moans as guidance, he will slowly build up the confidence.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary, it’s very vanilla but also simple and allows Levi to be close to you and see your face. He doesn’t need wild positions to be satisfied.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Levi tries to be serious, especially when you first start having sex, but that always led to embarrassing moments that to him ruined the moment, but you were always there to help him laugh it off. So while he is still serious, he can be goofy and laugh off the weird moments.

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Naturally has little to no hair, so it’s always well-groomed

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Expect to have your hands clasped together and his face ghosting over yours, whispering how much he loves you and how beautiful you are and pressing kisses on your face.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Doesn’t Jack off all that often. When he does, its either a long drawn out process in his bed or it’s a quickie in between rounds during gaming competitions and he has managed to get too excited. If it’s a long drawn out process, he usually lets himself get worked up all day, debates and watches the beginning of many Hentias before he selects the one, he wants.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Intercrural Sex (the act of having non-penetrative sex, where the penis is placed between the receiving partner’s thighs): Sometimes Levi wants to get off without penetration, and nothing is better than teasing you by fucking your thighs until you are shaking and begging him to touch you. Whenever you have intercrural sex, you know you are going to be given the best oral ever.

Breast Fucking (if applicable) It’s just something about straddling your chest and fucking in between your breasts.

Kigurumi (a sexual attraction to the wearing of a cosplay costume or anime mask.) He always appreciated cosplayers and their hard work in their costumes, but something about you proudly wearing a costume you both worked so hard on did something to him. It was the only time you were late to an Anime Con.

Tentacles (a sexual obsession with tentacles which is usually a fictional creature and depicted in porn or erotic animation.) Has a small collection of tentacle shaped dildos, loves having them used on him or using them on you. Ends up leading to him fucking you with his tail in demon form, oops. Before you go back to the human world, he gives you a gift in secret. It was what you thought a tentacle dildo, but it’s a dildo of his tail.

Panties: Levi loves wearing panties, it’s something that feels so naughty but so good. He was almost caught by his brother’s but instead, they thought they were a trophy from a random hookup, something Levi agreed to, so the truth could stay hidden. Silky purple and Silky yellow are his favorite.

Praise: How to fluster Levi the most? Praise him, tell him how good he is, how good he is doing, and he will absolutely lose it. His hands will shake, and he will be more eager.

Sensation Play/Sensory Deprivation: Levi loves to deprive his partner of their senses. If you are comfortable enough Levi will go all out, tying you up so you can’t touch, blindfold, earplugs, and gags. Though he only goes all out for punishments. His favorite thing is to make it so you can’t see or hear him, your reactions to his touches intensifies and he loves it.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His room, though there was that one time at Anime Con, but it didn’t end too well. He also embarrassingly asked Satan for an underwater spell for you, Satan caught on and gave you both knowing looks later, but underwater sex was an amazing experience.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

The QUICKEST way to turn him on is to sit in his lap and innocently grind against him. He will practically drop everything and be on top of you in an instant. He also finds it’s really hot when you take charge, just coming up and claiming his mouth and urging him to bed.

Another good way is to tell him how much you love him, how much you appreciate him, and how amazing he is. Praising him will turn him on but also turn him into mush. But there are some days where you need to be in control and take care of the otaku

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Leviathan doesn’t enjoy any acts where he could possibly hurt you. Occasionally he is a little too rough with you but you shouldn’t expect breath play or anything that is too rough. He also won’t do sex in public or semi-public, Anime Con incident.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Is bashful either way but really loves to give it, even if it’s sloppy and he isn’t the best. His enthusiasm and willingness to learn your body make up for it. He has a sharp snake-like tongue also helps make receiving oral from him very enjoyable.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Is usually slow and sensual but if you or someone has made him jealous you better hold on tight because you are in for a ride. You will be marked to be reminded of who you actually belong to.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Prefers to take him time. You have had quickies together, but he enjoys watching you fall apart underneath him. So don’t expect them too often, when you have sex with Levi it’s gonna be an event.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Prefers to play on the safe side, the Anime Con incident made him realize that some risks aren’t worth it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

If he is worked up, it’s over embarrassingly quickly but he can go multiple rounds.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He owns a tentacle dildo that he was too shy to admit let alone use. Would let you use it on him, after building up trust and reassuring him it’s okay

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Depends, Levi is known for screaming how things are unfair and would never let his teasing get too far, but he does love having you cling to him and beg for him. But don’t think for a minute to tease him or there will be hell to pay.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is shy and no confidence in his voice, especially at the beginning of an intimate relationship. If you get him worked up, he will end up screaming but is overall not really loud.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

The one and only time you had sex in public was at Anime Con, but it didn’t end well. You thankfully weren’t caught in the act but you were almost caught twice. The reason why this is the famous Anime Con incident is because Levi caught his penis in one of your costume’s zippers. And He wasn’t able to scream or cry out in fear of getting caught. So he had to panic then not panic and try and ease the zipper off of him. While you struggled to stay still and not laugh at what is happening. It was made worse when someone came over to the stall and knocked asking if whoever was in there was okay. Levi ended up being turned off of that Anime Cosplay and you later trashed the outfit. You can laugh at the incident now but Levi swears he will forever shutter and never let his urges take over him again; he can be patient and wait.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Isn’t very girthy but he makes up in length. It curves slightly to the left. He is just shy of 7 inches.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Can take it or leave it. Not that his sex drive is low per se but it doesn’t really matter to him if you do the do.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He always waits for you to fall asleep first, but there are times when you have woken up later to see him playing games or watching anime.

[kittyspotatoes]

BIGGEST THANK YOU FOR SPARK!!

From the potatoest potatoes to the most absolute chads who kept hitting up my fanfic, leaving kudos and mind blowing comments; YOU’RE A GOD, AND YOU AS WELL, EVERYONE IS A GOD!! ☜(˚▽˚)☞

(I am really happy despite losing my job, HONEST!)

I don’t usually finish art projects but when I do, I commit! So I made Spark’s Core Five Icons (or an attempt of some sort) and it’s something I’ve worked on for a while now XD I wanted to give back to the Mod Follower fandom and I hope this passes the mark (^∇^) Also this is a mix of art sharing, personal insight, and an atrociously long thank you post.

First off, I never expected my horrifyingly long ass fanfic to invite so many readers. Q.Q I have really bad confidence level in my content so i just half-ass things most of the times.

Then I kind of just really wanted every mod follower to be aware of each other and that’s how I vomited Spark. Then it started expanding and expanding that most times, I don’t feel in control of the plot except that of the LDB’s. I open a doc, I wait for the spirit of RP to possess me and then a chapter gets done ta-da~ I am having so much fun working on Spark as much as some of its plot points scare the living shit out of me ໒( ͡ᵔ ▾ ͡ᵔ )७

You helped me get this far. Honestly, I am so overwhelmed with how supportive the fandom is. (especially those who always comments, ramble, and sometimes do fanart of my OC fhdfhafh) Everyone is just so passionate and inspiring and creative and I’ve never felt so productive in a long time. All thanks to you cuties 🥺🥺🥺

And if there’s one thing I learned from you people, it’s how to be satisfied with your work. Keep doing what makes you happy and that joy shall spread to everyone who sees your work. That when you do something, you have to be the first one to enjoy it. At least then, nobody can say your content isn’t appreciated. YOU appreciated it. YOU liked it. YOU laughed your ass out working on it (I sure do when I’m writing Spark lmfao). And that’s always more than enough 🤣

And last…. To all the friends I’ve made, all….. eight (?) (wat is math) of you that I’ve actually talked to, ilysm and to the ones I’m gonna make in the future as well (if… if I’m able to .u.)

INIGO THE BRAVE (Kicking it off first with the bestest best friend and the biggest chad in Skyrim’s mod followers.)

AURI, SONG OF THE GREEN (Fighting dragons with her bare fists bc u probably didnt refill her arrows. Also I had so much fun going thru hell to do her hair.)

LUCIEN FLAVIUS (To compensate for the lack of broodiness, Lucien shall commit arson in the future and there will be no discord server to stop the “God of Fire”)

KAIDAN (Has anyone found out yet who hurt this man and why he’s always angy? Is it because of Lucien committing arson?)

RUMARIN, 3DNPC (For all eternity, we swear to thee, we will always be in lesbians with you mr. Ru)

BONUSES I did to treat my sanity

KISA (haha my oc looks like a pokemon with that hair holy shit but i’m keeping bc it’s cute and funny as hell XD)

HOODED KISA (Candle ON / [OFF] haha Shadowcloak goes brr)

TASHOK, @deenomilk​‘s Lo-Fi Orc and I really just wanna do one for her for the longest of time. She was the one who actually got me into being active like this, be confident enough to be vocally appreciative, and so if I ever interacted with you, I want everyone to know I BLAME DEE FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD INFLUENCE (ᅌᴗᅌ* ) Dee, ilysm and your bs, and your bigtiddyMalacath

(ALSO if you guys wanna add your own BG, you can hmu bc I have PNGs of the mod follower icons :D THANK YOU AGAIN SO SO SO MUCH!)

[shorkbrian]

ASKS

Hello again, asks are compiled under the cut. Please block the tag #shorkbrian answers a lot of asks# If you’d prefer not to see these types of posts from me. If I haven’t answered your ask, it’s because I’m saving it for a thirst, drabble, or fic.

I don’t ignore asks, but sometimes getting around to them overwhelms me lol. pls accept my apologies lol k here we go

I am very glad, I legit was so scared that it was too long and that it’d be disappointing bc the smut wasn’t super IN YOUR FACE yknow? But man am I glad to hear that.

I’m looking directly @ you

Someone noticed omg!!!  A lot of times I just put whatever song I played on repeat while writing that fit, but I have a *yandere* playlist that I listen to and it gets me going. Ty for noticing!!!

I’ve considered opening them permanently but I just... idek. I’d have to start deleting or ignoring the requests I don’t vibe with and Idk how to handle that lol. But thanks for the well wishes, hope your next few months treat you well friend!

Watermelon sugar why

Srsly you’re sweet but just wait until I start to really get going with all my nasty kinks okay, then you’ll be rethinking this strategy hunty lol!

I literally stalk @.vermiliren and @.kazooli and @.seita lol. Maybe when I get my blog more cleaned up, I’ll create a list of creators that I enjoy, along with fic recs. For now, here’s a link to my AO3 bookmarks which I read one like almost every single night bc I’m a horny gremlin.

I am the shark king. Sharks are my thing bro u don’t even know. I love them so much, they're dumb and big and beautiful and yeah I wish I was a mermaid who got to swim with them. Also I changed it bc I’m trying to make my blog more *professional* and all that so I can start being taken seriously askjakjdf

Compliments suck, if I'm being down and out honest. This does not bother me at all, I’m just unsure how to respond. I think I would prefer no comments, but I’m trying really really hard to just say “thank you!” and move on before I get uncomfortable. Having to fight with someone about how I perceive my self worth is exhausting, and especially so for the poor person that was just trying to say something nice and be nice to me. 

They do make me quite uncomfortable my dear lad/lassie/lasso. Say what you wish in the tags tho ! I don’t really reply to those, so there’s no pressure on me to have to say something back. I do however, see all the tags ppl use and some of them make me laugh so hard cause they’re so spot on, and it makes my day. like “Mark me down as scared AND horny” and “Bakugou better be able to bench 165 cause imma throw my fatass in his mf lap” and it kills me.

I SCEREAMED AKDHGSYDGASJSD this is the only format I'll be taking asks in now, no compliments just a yes/no answer to if my works help u cum god bless

you used the /gen!!!!! IDK what these are called but the /S and /gen and /J save my life!!!!

Frick you’ve figured me out, I do try to put like a nail-in-the-coffin sentence at the end. A lot of times it never works right, but I cannot for the life of my figure out how to end a single post ever. If anyone knows hmu pls ty

(Also ps I checked out ur blog cause yans are my jam and it is very much Not garbage!!)

That’s very kind of you, but pls don’t stay up past midnight it’s bad for ur Brian you’ll make bad decisions bro trust me all of my stuff is written after midnight

You will lafff..... but I will tell anyways..... I was prescribed a “life coach” after I got out of the hospital, which was really just a poorly disguised softcore “make sure u don’t yeet urself” type of thing. He had me write down things I liked about myself, and when I returned the sheet of paper still blank, he wrote stuff down for me. Like five sentences of “My hair and skin are unique and special” “I like animals and enjoy being kind to them” “I am worthy of respect” etc etc. and I had to look in a mirror twice a day and say those sentences to help “boost my self worth”. It sucked so bad dude, and I like got upset about it every time it came up, until finally my therapist was like “... this aint doin this sad bitch no good” and my parents got designated for yeet watch instead.

I know, logically, that (the majority of) people are not purposefully taking time out of their day to make me feel bad. They're trying to be encouraging and loving, and I appreciate it so much. But like... what do I say? If I say thanks, it’s almost like acknowledging what they're saying as true, and I can’t live with myself thinking I’m more than I am. I’m sorry you’ve had experiences that make compliments difficult for you also, I understand bro and I hope that your future holds healing and peace for you. 

Hopefully I won’t vent as much anymore lol, I’ll try to do that on my sideblog where I reblog really trigger-y memes akjdafhkjf. But thank you for your kind words bro, they’re appreciated and put in a nice lil jar.

Ah dw! This doesn’t sound like a jab. I think all of us r so sad n depressed and feel unworthy of love, so the fantasy of a Yan coming and forcing it on us and not leaving even when we lash out is just..... so attractive my heads gonna explode

me, thinking about kiri at any given moment like:

I have the next Hybrid! Kiri fic like lined up, but I’m so demotivated be I was SO CLOSE to finishing, and then wiped my computer like an IDITO

Waso, I’m taking horseback riding lessons bc my mom went:

and my grandpa told me that one of his horses was named Awaso and I immediately thot of u fun fact. But you’re so very kind, and I enjoy seeing you in my inbox. I’m never tired of u homie. You are loved and important, and it’s not an illusion. Even random strangers on the internet can feel soft towards you bro, and dats me, I’m the random stranger that likes u.

So I took Russian for a year, my dear friend, because I wanted to see if the language myth of “Russian is the hardest, Korean is the easiest” was true. I would say yes. So instead of like translating this and typing out a coherent response, I’ve resorted to google translate I’m so sorry but Виктор мог плюнуть мне в глаз, и я бы поблагодарил его. Also, the way Vitya is written in cryllic makes my heart swell it looks so cozy idek what I mean by that but it does? I treasure you man, hope to see you around in the new year and maybe??? we be good friends

Can any year be good when Kirishima Eijirou doesn’t exist?

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I just imagine anyone who comes across my stuff, sitting at their computer shocked and slightly horrified, maybe turned on like

Daddy Aizawa makes me

Wait!! I have something to aid your troubles!!

ur welcome now u can be horny whenever you’d like 

pls every time we talk about Kirishima I have to act surprised like 

LISTEN BBYGORL I have had therapist Suga in the works since *checks notes* November. I am excited for it yeahhhhhh but sadly, I don’t think I will be continuing piano teacher Suga. The story is petered out in my mind, idk where it would go. Therapist sugarbird tho? We have some thots about this. Coming soon to theaters near you

[lcksndkys]

ten biases tag 🖤

Thank you @gukslut for tagging me, these are so much fun and my heart will burst I am so honored!!💕💕

Rules: Write down your top 10 biases and answer the following questions.

Jungkook

YoungK/Brian Kang/BK

Taehyung

Namjoon

Jimin

Yoongi

Jin

Hoseok

Mark

Jackson

1. between 1&4 who would you rather kiss?

Joon’s got those lushious, pillow-y lips and I could just KIIIISS.  But my heart can’t pass up JK and his sparce upper lip and that lil mole under his bottom lip.  Something about his mouth is so sweet.  And that jawline is killer.

2. between 2&7 who would be your best friend?

Jin, cus we’d be dorky and sassy together.  And then we’d just roast each other all the time.

3. between 5&10 who has the better voice?

Jimin’s got this ethereal quality to his voice.  It’s very unique and when he sings, you just KNOW it’s him.  

4. between 1&8 who is the funniest?

JK seems like he’d have no problem lookin a fool to put a smile on your face.  He’s got a sweet, innocent goofiness.

5. between 6&9 who would you date?

Yoongi, though we’d probably take a while to warm up to each other.  He strikes me as someone who’d play things close to the vest, but once invested, is in it for the long haul.  Ps, Yoongi baby if you need more rehab for that shoulder, hmu.

6. between 9&10, who would you do a collaboration with?

Ohhh sizzle.  Jackson.  I am weak for a man with a deep voice.  Phew.

7. between 4&8 who is the best dancer?

I mean... we’ve all seen Hoseok move right??  Those hips don’t lie.

8. between 3&5 who would you most likely marry?

R U SRS.  It really be like this huh???  I’m gonna go with Jimin for this one.  I enjoy taking care of my partner, and I think he would want/need someone who would lavish him with attention and praise and affection.  

9. between 1&7 who would you nurse when they are sick?

My baby, JK, always.  Idk if I wanna coddle him or let him fuck me six ways to Sunday tbh.  Maybe (probably) both.

10. between 2&3 who has the better smile?

Fuuuuuuuuh.  I love Tae’s lil boxy smile, sorry BK.

11. between 6&8 who would you vacation with?

Ughhh ok, but picture napping in a hammock near the beach with Yoongi.  Vacation with him would be so chill and low key.   

Tagging: @hobidreams @junghelioseok @wwilloww @ladyartemesia @yeojaa @jeonsweetpea @xjoonchildx @cutechim @cupofteaguk @fortunexkookie @stutterfly @latetaektalk 

[librarycards]

im super new to the idea of anti-psychiatry and if u have a chance/the time or energy i had a question as someone who is seen as “treatment resistant” & has been in the system for many years. im curious if u think that seeing a therapist/having a dr/patient relationship in any scenario is unhealthy/harmful and it is impossible to see real reward from any type of treatment like that? i dont generally have much energy to research/read long bodies of text so i was hoping i could ask! thank u!

no problem, thanks for asking! as a fellow-supposedly "treatment resistant" (im still here bitch!) person, i've given a *lot* of thought as to what an anarchist treatment model, as it were, might look like, particulalry with se/lf-harm/su/cidal dep. + eati//ng dis/orders. many people ask me this and i ask myself; it's an important question for anyone seriously thinking about deinstitutionalization + antipsychiatry. 

also, before i start, i think a great way to begin engaging with antipsychiatry is to turn a critical lens back to your own usage of language: what do you mean by "unhealthy/harmful"? that reads as psychopathologizing language in and of itself! this isn't to say you said something "wrong" or w/e but instead to point out that medico-psychiatric hegemony is everywhere, including in our critiques of it. we struggle to find a framework for our thoughts about right and wrong without framing them as well/sick; cured/diseased; sane/insane. a great exercise for someone starting out might be to keep track of some of the quotidian judgements you make and look at their indebtedness to ableist/saneist norms. 

ok, so to address your q!! below is a little long, i tried to keep it as brief as possible but if you're having trouble with it (re: having trouble with long bodies of text) please feel free to ask clarifying questions in my inbox or DMs. :)

in terms of dr/patient relationships - whether you're a materialist or a poststructuralist (personally, i'm nonbinary); whether you think the access to material transformation/isolation/etc. is the locus of the power differential there, or whether you see the locus of power in the act of naming someone a doctor or marking someone as "sick," you're going to find a clear, unavoidable hierarchy between the professional and the patient, of whatever stripe. 

the most decent drs and therapists are well-aware of this, are unafraid to name it, and are willing to act as collaborators w/ patients to engineer a liveable mode of non-compliance, to game "the system", and to prioritize survival over cure. the mere fact of having a certain type of medical/psychological knowledge doesn't suddenly render someone an evil person, nor do i think individuals are "innately" good or bad or anything at all! 

however, virtually every dr, psych, social worker, therapist, etc. is to some extent educated in a system that continues to reify medical/psychiatric conditions. this training predisposes them all to understand "patients" as "afflicted" subjects. to see us as "cases" to (re)solve. some have the courage and wherewithal to resist what in many cases amounts to academic brainwashing. most don't. all have internalized the systems of oppression embedded in scientific disciplines & the world we live in and are capable of inflicting harms based on these on marginalized patients, up to and including death. 

all this being said, let's return to awareness of hierarchy. my best dr (and current GP), as well as my most recent 2 therapists, are aware of this hierarchy. i see a doctor because, uh, i'm actually a reasonably decent fan of being alive and an even bigger fan of getting the fuck VACCINATED! and also like, participating in college and other stuff that requires check-ups. i started seeing a therapist consensually, for the first time ever, when i was eighteen and seeking primarily 1) a "gender dysphoria" dx and thus access to biomedical intervention and 2) an adult autism dx in order to get the living accommodations i needed at college. i remained "in therapy," as it were, after i no longer *needed* it, because, surprise! it's nice to have someone to talk to whose job it is to hang out with you. the notion of talking out your problems in order to find ways of dealing with them is a good one. everyone does it. i'm not currently in therapy for reasons that are probably obvious, but i certainly wouldn't make carte blanche statements of therapy's "uselessness." 

drs that are aware of hierarchy also understand that the constructions of the "treatment resistant" patient are embedded in this notion of compulsory cure. the patient becomes treatment resistant when they "fail" in pursuit of the successful cure they are presupposed to want. mind you, these are the cures drs themselves dream up for us –– hence the word "resistant". treatment resistant often = resisting medical authority. that is, noncompliant; that is, lacking insight, that is, Mad. rather than take apart the relationship between antipsychiatry and those who "can't get better" (including myself!) i'm far more interested in looking at ways to make life survivable outside the binary of sickness and health. how do the conditions under which a "patient" lives determine their resistance to treatment (e.g., is it treatment-resistant depression, or is it "i'm poor, jobless, estranged, and subjugated by capitalism"? if it's the latter, hell, who wouldn't be suicidal?). 

further, are they treatment-resistant because they object to the form or method a treatment might take? because they're traumatized? because they feel unsafe with those doing the treating? all of these are questions that can only be addressed when we make visible the dr./patient power relationship. i have had recent medical and therapeutic experiences that have helped me and even felt affectively rewarding, and recent experiences that have made me feel like utter garbage. the difference isn't that in one case, i was fixed, and the other, i was ill, but instead that some providers are willing to engage with me where i'm at and trust me as author(ity) of my own life, and others treat me like a lineage of problems that can't be fixed.

i don't know if that helped, this is more an infodump but i tried to organize it in a potentially helpful way! again, please hmu with questions. 

[piplupod]

"i have adhd and forget whats in my fridge"

DOES THIS SOUND LIKE YOU? even if u don't have adhd and just forget abt what you have in ur fridge, this guide might help you!!!

(sorry for the low quality pics, i was lazy)

first! find a whiteboard! i was using this one for outlining a novel but im done w it now!

clean that sucker off! now find some whiteboard/dry erase markers!

excellent! you've got what u need now!

NOW. u know t-charts? the kind that teachers love to make u draw and everyone would freak out bc they didnt have a ruler and it wouldn't be perfectly straight? yea we're gonna draw one of those on our whiteboards!

mark one side as "Fridge" and the other with "Freezer" (assuming you have a freezer!)

and then over towards the center line on the right, write down "Expiry Date" or something along those lines

(i wrote ExD)

this is the hard part :(

go thru EVERYTHING in your fridge and write down every single item! leave the veggies + fruit until last!

(i wrote down chopped garlic bc it's in a jar and lasts a long time)

now at the bottom put the veggies and fruit!

write down "purchased" instead of expiry date! fruit+veg go bad quite quickly (and sometimes dont have best before dates written on them) so thats why i do it differently!

now go down your top list of food products and find the expiry dates on all your items! write those down to the right!

if the date is passed, decide whether it is still good. if it is no good, toss it :( if it's still edible, write down the due date and make sure you know it's from THIS year. (i put a little /20 to show it's from 2020)

if the due date is like two years from now, just write down the year lol (ex. maple syrup - 2022)

if the due date is next year, make sure u know that but still write down the proper due date w month + day! (i write mar 08/21 for example (march 8, 2021))

next step is to write down when you bought those veggies (or at least a good guess)

ur board should look smth like this (probably MUCH longer, i just did this as an example lol)

good? alright NEXT STEP. which due dates are past? mark those with a RED chunky line!

which due dates are this month/soon? mark those with an ORANGE thin line!

which veggies were bought a couple weeks ago? mark those w a RED line! (depends on the veg/fruit! know how long ur stuff is good for!)

which veggies were bought a week ago? mark those w an ORANGE line! (same bracketed sentence as above lol)

here's my example! (today is Sept 6, 2020)

OKAY GOOD? GOOD!!! im proud of you!!! look at u go getting ur life in order!!! WOO!!! 💗

next we're going to do the freezer!

unpack that babey especially if she's FULL!! we want to see every piece of her!! no items hidden!

write down EVERYTHING you have in there! i dont worry too much about expiry dates because it's frozen and i usually use everything up within a couple months of the initial freezing LOL

instead of expiry dates, i write amount! for instance, if i have three english muffins frozen up in there, I'll write "English Muffins x3"

if I have one and a half pounds of ground beef, I'll write down "Gr Beef 1 1/2 lbs" and maybe also a purchase date since meat does go bad faster :(

if the amount isnt important or I don't really know it (like a bag of berries) then I'll just leave it blank! no big dealio! 😊

then I'll put a red or orange mark next to whatever i need to use up soon bc it's been sitting in the freezer for a while!

here's an example pic in case u need it!!

(the 1/2 lb of gr beef is circled bc i have two packages that need to be used, one is 1 lb and the other is a half pound, and i know the half pound needs to be used soon but not the 1 pound!)

The reason I do this on a whiteboard is bc it's easier for multiple colours PLUS the biggest thing: ERASING! changing! and if i make a mistake? just erase and write it again LOL

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ALRIGHT THATS IT LADS!! GOOD LUCK!!! hmu if u need help or have a question!! if u have any organization issues u want help with lemme know and I'll try to come up w something!! 💗💪😤 get out there and punch life in the gut!!!

[bcketts]

INTRODUCING...ALLIE BECKETT. ( @gallagherintro​ )

OK, I’M VERY EXCITED AND NERVOUS BC...what a weird time to bring in a new character ! i hope it works out, who knows ??? i guess i’ll be plotting with you all for a bit while allie is confined to the 5th floor with no phone lmao, but i have lots of plot ideas and muse so i can talk your ear off forever. so at least there’s that. 

if you’d like to plot on tumblr LIKE THIS POST and if u want to plot on discord, hmu at #kati7600 for a good time ( or just comment or something and i’ll hit u up )

click here for her stats page & here for her pinterest ! 

⌠ VIRGINIA GARDNER, 21, CISFEMALE, SHE+HER ⌡ welcome to gallagher academy, ALLISON “ALLIE” BECKETT! originally hailing from POINTSETT, ARKANSAS they were exposed to too much during the protest, and the academy is now in charge of their safe care. when i see them walking around in the halls, i usually see a flash of ( warm chamomile tea on a winter morning, a collection of polaroids stacked in shoeboxes under your bed, bare feet running through an open field, laughter until your sides hurt. ) when it’s the ( virgo ) ’s birthday on 8/28/98, on the bad nights they request their HAWAIIAN PIZZA from the school’s chefs. looks like they’re safe in witness protection. ⌿ kati, 23, est, she/her ⍀

hi i’m sorry her bio is long and in 2nd person but at least u have lots of time to read it while she’s on lockdown ??

you come into this world silent. from the moment you are born, jeremy, your twin brother, does all the screaming for you. both blonde-haired with blue eyes, things will come easy to you – but even easier for him, because red-faced and screaming, he knows how to make his mark. katherine and richard beckett are thrilled to welcome two perfectly happy and healthy babies. and as your brother screams beside you, develops colic and obstinance, you are deemed the favorite – he is deemed the problem. people underestimate how important those early years are.

it’s your first day of kindergarten and you bury yourself in your mother’s skirt, scared. jeremy runs in the room with confidence, introducing himself to the other kids and settling in the corner near the firetrucks. but you cry so much that your mother takes you home and when you finally come back a week later, all the children stare at you, like you’re going to explode at any moment. but children are resilient and within time, you make friends and you excitedly tell your mother about each new day in the car.

you go to church with your family on sunday mornings and your parents dress you up like a doll. you love the pink ribbons though, the way your parents dress you up and introduce them to all your friends. your brother is a lost cause and gets to play his gameboy on the pews but you are your parents pride and joy and you are paraded around – people love a little blonde girl and you smile widely at everyone you meet. it’s all a show though, you know that as you listen to your parents from the top of the stairs at night, yelling. they’re not happy. you clutch the railing, listening in, and you fight back the tears that threaten to stream down your face.

on your tenth birthday, your parents throw the two of you an elaborate party and you have a bouncy castle and everyone brings swimsuits for the pool. your parents can’t stop smiling. it isn’t until late that night after all the streamers have been taken out with the trash that you hear them yelling again. you listen in from the corner of the kitchen. you hear a glass shatter and you race upstairs to your brother. “i think they’re going to divorce,” you tell him. he laughs. “they’ll never do that, no matter what. we’re catholic, allie.” he flashes you a wry smile and you find yourself wondering what to believe.

your best days are spent at pointsett park. your parents often take you there after church, on sundays, and you and jeremy run around through the forests pretending to be wood nymphs with sticks in your hair. as you get older, the magic starts to fade and you feel less like a fairy princess and more like a moody teenager, but you and jeremy fill a shoebox full of things from your childhood and bury it, deep in the park, by the ugly tree. “if i were a tree, i’d be this one,” he jokes, as if all the girls at pointsett middle haven’t just sent him candy grams. “shut up,” you say, shoving him, “or put you in the ground instead of this shoebox.” he grins wryly at that. “clever.” you always were the clever one.

it’s the first day of high school and you feel like an outsider, everyone’s getting their first kisses and jumping in cars and you have to be home in time for curfew. you have friends from church, but with every glass your mother breaks, you wonder how much you really fit in with them at all. in an attempt to try something new, you go to cheerleading tryouts, but of course, you don’t make the team. at least you won’t have to beg your dad to let you wear the uniform. you trudge home and expect to be greeted by yells - you’ve come home late - but your parents are in the kitchen, berating your brother. he smells like marijuana. he gives you a lazy wink from the kitchen as you sneak upstairs.

a boy asks you on a date, a real one, your first real date ! you’re only a sophomore and wade matthews is a senior and you’re really nervous when he picks you up in his car. he tries to kiss you throughout the whole movie but you’re nervous and really, you want to watch the movie. when he pulls the car in an overhang near the mountains and kisses you, it’s rough and unwanted and he goes in with tongue. it’s hardly the enchanting first kiss you imagined and you pull back. is that what kissing’s like? really? he goes in again, saying he’s really turned on, asking if you want to have sex. you say no, but he tries to kiss you again. you push him back so hard his head hits the dashboard. “take me home,” you say. and he does. he obviously doesn’t call.

you have a few girls over for a sleepover and you’re sitting around in your pjs watching grease and passing around thermoses filled with rosé. you pass it on to the girl beside you without taking a sip. you start to raise the volume on the tv as you hear your parents fighting downstairs ( you think your mom might be sleeping with her doctor, which is all kinds of weird. )  when the thermos comes back to you, you take a swig.

you’re sitting in the basement with jeremy, head in your hands. “that’s it, i’m never drinking again.” he laughs. “allie, it’s your first hangover. you’re gonna be okay. and you’re probably going to drink again. it’s okay.” you shake your head, “this is exactly why it’s wrong, i’m so stupid.” your brother sits on the bed beside you, wraps his arm around you. “you’re allowed to be a stupid teenager, you know? fuck up a bit? mom and dad are…they’re crazy. i love ‘em, but they’re so obsessed with consequences, with image. if you don’t quit overthinking shit, you’re gonna wind up just like them.”

“COMING SOON: POINTSETT MALL” the poster is covered in icons, like a dunkin’ donuts and a macy’s. lots of people in the town talk about how excited they are, but they don’t talk about the fact that they’re tearing up pointsett park to build it, the park that holds all your best memories, all the ways you and jeremy would disappear into the woods growing up, skipping rocks in the pond and catching glimpses of magic creatures in the trees ( creatures that mostly turned out to be squirrels, ) where you buried your time capsule. you and jeremy sneak into the park late at night to dig it up, ducking under the caution tape. while you stand there digging, you get the idea: “we have to save the park!” you say, and it starts out as bake sales, town meetings, the twins who think they’re going to save a couple trees from corporate capitalism. but you make a video of the two of you, the history of playing in the park, and you talk about your dreams and memories. that’s what goes viral, and that’s what garners attention. suddenly, hundreds of people are showing up at your town hall – not because they love the park, but because they used to love their own special place, the one that’s now a walmart, a target, a gas station.

they build the strip mall. of course they do, because in the end it comes down to money. but the social media campaign that spirals, everyone sharing their own special places and what became of them, has made an impact. your project – Save Pointsett Park – is enough to get both you and your brother the interest of several prestigious schools. you have nearly the same SAT scores, even though you took two prep classes and studied for weeks and he nearly forgot about the test entirely, walked in with his shoes untied and a blunt in his shirtpocket. in the end, you both choose georgetown together, because despite your differences, you always do everything together.

you opt for a degree in global health because it combines your interests – biology and helping people, and you have dreams of working in healthcare and bringing it to parts of the world that don’t have it. you might have something of a complex, maybe something to prove. you’ve always had a diminished interest in boys, opting to put your studies first, until you meet him – richard hudson, the sort of boy you daydream about even though you stopped believing in fairy tales a long time ago. he’s the second boy to kiss you and it feels so much different than wade matthew’s sweaty car at the drive in. he’s gentle and sweet, and he makes you feel uncharacteristically special – you wish you’d had the patience to wait for a first kiss like that. jeremy only teases you a little bit when you toss your purity ring – and he never even owned one.

you’re comfortable with him in a way you’ve never been with anyone else, and his attention has you falling hard and fast. you’re obnoxiously perfect at times, all over each other and always laughing, but like most fairy tales, things end. you notice the way he looks at her, the way he talks about her, and the way his eyes linger. you’re reminded of your parents, stuck in some unhappy farce when they’d really rather be anywhere else, with anyone else. you don’t want to be like them – you don’t want to trap him like that. so, you step back where you’re supposed to, even though it hurts, and your saving grace is jeremy, who holds you through the night through your first heartbreak. you experience all your sadness together.

until you don’t. here is the first sadness you’ve ever had to process without jeremy by your side, and it happens so fast. one second, he’s alive, and the next he’s blown into nonexistence, leaving a gaping ache in your chest that doesn’t seem to sooth itself. until now, your life has always been cushy, perfect, and smooth sailing. now, you toss and turn with nightmares, a ghost of yourself, trying to understand why you’re the one who gets to survive and why you matter at all. you’ve never existed in this world without him, and you thought you’d never have to.

you don’t sleep well now. you wander the halls at night, you act a little more recklessly. after all, jeremy broke rules all the time. maybe it’s your turn. 

HEADCANONS.

sweet and pampered, maybe, but she’s still from arkansas. allie is extremely capable with a firearm and has pretty keen survival skills. she’s never actually shot anything, but she’s gone to the shooting range with her dad enough times, and she has been on frequent fishing trips. her family used to go camping quite a bit.

really a terrible driver. she’s really easily distracted and cannot focus, she’s a bit of a disaster behind the wheel, but it’s almost comical – as long as you’re not in the passenger seat.

is bisexual, although she’s never had the chance to explore that. growing up in a strictly catholic household and then spending most of her college years dating a boy, she’s never really thought about. finding girls pretty and thinking about them like that is what everyone does, right?

bakes when she’s stressed or upset. she’s got treats for everyone right now.

currently plagued by night terrors and is having a lot of trouble sleeping, so find her staying up until all hours or wandering campus with some dark circles under her eyes. she’s trying to cope, but it isn’t coming easily right now. it’s pretty disorienting, and anyone who knows her will notice the difference in disposition.

has traveled a lot for mission and/or service trips. uganda is where she usually goes, she’s been spending summers volunteering at the same women’s clinic for the past three years.

pineapple pizza advocate and WILL fight you on that 

WANTED CONNECTIONS.

someone at gallagher she has a crush on. Basically, someone at gallagher who has really caught her eye and she’s stuck daydreaming about. The purpose of this is because she’ll be super nosy about them, trying to learn more about them, and that’s probably going to make this character nervous.

a dare/challenge??? This is so cheesy of me, but I’d love a plot where a Gallagher student has a dare or something to hook up with one of the WP kids and they make Allie into their sort of conquest. Things probably won’t go as planned for them.

brother’s ex/best friend. I might submit this to the main, but I’d love a WP character who was allie’s best friend & was dating her brother. All this grief and sadness and not knowing who to comfort who, but also getting over the loss together.

crushing??? I feel like all the WP kids are pretty paired off, but...it might be fun to have a WP character that’s had a crush on Allie all those years she’s been obsessing over her ex...you know, for pining & angst

any brother connections?? Idk, I’d love WP kids to also be connected to her brother, who was also in the club, so we can probably stem something spicy off of that too. Maybe they were his best friend, or more interestingly, maybe they fucking hated him.

someone from the past. someone at gallagher who knows her prior whether from school, volunteering, etc.she travels a lot and her parents have too, so there’s some flexibility, but maybe someone she knows or used to be close to and they grew apart, but they have the chance to rekindle things now. she probably really wants to.

a close friend. they have been at gallagher for a hot minute now, and I’d love for her to have bonded with a few of the people there. from my understanding, shit’s going to hit the fan, so a few close relationships would be spicy. people at gallagher who were actually really there for her about her brother, probably could relate to losing a loved one, and probably opened up to her. people at gallagher to worry about her safety now. 

hook up? she’s really going through it, and although hookups aren’t typical, ithink it wouldn’t be weird for her to look for a warm body or seek comfort in the first person to smile at her at gallagher...not to mention she’s rooming with her ex and his crush, so a distraction is super welcome. i would also imagine that it’s against the rules for a gallagher student to hook up with a WP kid, so. the drama !

^ on that same vein, maybe a repeated hookup.

a girl to help her realize her sexuality.

someone totally lying to her. a gallagher student practicing their skills and getting to know allie using a totally fake backstory and identity, blatantly lying to her about things. and she’s naively playing into it? and maybe your character is realizing they’re actually fond of her and like hanging out with her, but they’ve lied about legit everything lol.

someone she’s suspicious of. there’s something off about this person, and allie is determined to find out what it is about them that just doesn’t fit.

someone to help her solve her problems by denial. someone who wants to break allie out of her shell and believes that the best way to get over it is to have a good time ! someone to be a bit of a bad influence on her, basically, get her partying, introduce her to some unhealthy coping mechanisms.

someone who recognizes how sad she is? aka someone who’s been in that same position and can really tell she’s faking it every time she says she’s “fine.” this person probably has a sort of fondness for her and keeps reaching out when she pushes away because they know what it’s like. 

[alenajade]

❛ alexa demie, 19, cisfemale, she/her ❜ was that ALENA MONTANEZ i just saw hurrying across the quad? you’d think they would know what happens when a SOPHOMORE is late to class. then again, the FASHION major has been known to be pretty MANIPULATIVE. maybe being so VIVACIOUS helps keep them out of trouble. i heard that they are BISEXUAL and love DADDY KINK + SIZE DIFFERENCE

ayyye it’s G bringing ya’ll yet another lovable trash heap (i play Ezra too hi) ! figured I’d up my chances of being able to plot with as many people as possible if I had both a male & a female, plus I’ve been dying for a chance to use alexa as a fc so! alena is a brand new muse i’ve never played before & i’m super hype to develop her here for the first time ok so lemme just FINALLY get around to introducing this bitch real quick

OTHER KINKS: CHOKING, ORGASM CONTROL/DENIAL, BODY WORSHIP (REC), FORCE, PUNISHMENT + REWARD, ANAL, SPANKING, MARKING, BITING, HAIR PULLING,  DOMINANCE,  VOYEURISM,  CLOTHES ON, GROUP SEX, SEXUAL PAIN, ORDERS (REC)(GIV), BEING FILMED / PHOTOGRAPHED

alena jade montanez was born that bitch.

 was such a daddy’s girl up until age 6 when he left her, her mom, and her (at the time) 4, almost 5 year old little sister to pursue a new life with his mistress- after that, alena’s grandmother moved in with them, and her mom went through such a transformative stage that she had no choice but to pick herself up and make the decision to raise the strongest, most confident daughters she possibly could, because she never wanted a man to be able to break them the way the one she’d thought was her soulmate had broken her

and that’s exactly what she did 

alena grew up in a small town in pennsylvania; her mom had wanted to move after the divorce, but decided it best for alena not to uproot her when she was already accustomed to the life she had there. her mom made sure she was involved in absolutely everything she could possibly do so she wasn’t bored out of her mind, often driving her miles and miles to bigger cities for gymnastics meets and practices, cheerleading practice/competitions, dance practice/competitions, etc

thanks to child support from her dirtbag dad, who never tried to maintain a father/daughter relationship with her or her sister after she left, and both her mom and grandma essentially revolving their lives around caring for the girls, alena never really wanted for anything- in fact, materialistically speaking, she was spoiled rotten

every toy, every lavish birthday party, every cute little outfit, and as she got older every expensive new makeup release she just had to have, alena always got, and she rarely ever had to make a fuss or ask twice, meaning she was bred into someone who absolutely despises being told no or being told what to do

her mom eventually remarried (alena would’ve been around 8) a dude who alena just never connected with or considered any kind of father figure, but he was loaded, and out of that deal came her step sister around her same age who she loves VERY much (wc!!)

she was head cheerleader at her high school, she was also voted prom queen, but she never wanted to be one of those bitches who peaked in high school, 

so that’s why, even though she partied way 2 much and sucked way 2 much dick to actually be learning anything in hs, she got good grades and always aced her tests because she knew she wanted to be able to go to college and eventually move away- she chose noru bc it’s close to home so she can still visit her mom and her grandma, and ofc bc of its party school reputatuion

she’s a full on bratz doll personified okay she has a passion 4 fashion or whateva, she loves makeup and she’s loved making her own clothes from the time she learned to sew at just 11 years old, which is why she’s at northridge studying fashion- her main goal (is to blow up, and then act like she don’t know noboday) is to eventually get accepted for transfer to the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising in los angeles and get out of PA altogether 

she hates PA because... well, she feels fucking haunted here. literally and figuratively

lemme explain: my girl sees ghosts- like either she was born with something wrong with her (CW: f u don’t wanna read abt this spooky stuff or don’t believe in the paranormal u can go w/ that & skip this whole part but) she sees ghosts, str8 up, bc it’s been this way all her life, as long as she can remember

the house she grew up in was crazy haunted and that means she saw a lot of creepy messed up shit happen growing up- but the rly fucked up part comes in how, even after her family moved out of their house and into a new place right before alena turned 16... the creepy haunting shit didn’t stop, it got worse, with family belongings going missing, cupboard doors and windows all being found open in the middle of the night, incessant footsteps, whisperings, and unexplainable banging sounds. 

instead of a new environment solving the haunting problem, it was like whatever energy had been in their previous home had somehow attached itself to her. alena started having horrific bouts of sleep paralysis literally every time she slept too deeply or for too long- this has continued into her early adulthood, and because of this she:

!!! literally, doesn’t sleep- like, gets as little sleep as humanly possible, as a person could possibly function on, and she does it with the help of her rampant caffeine addiction and (TW: drug use) stimulant drugs- you will never catch alena smoking pot or wax bc it will make her sleepy and she won’t feel safe

that also means she never spends the night with anyone because then they’ll know how fuckt up she really is, so she prefers to keep things surface-level with most people, putting on an individualized performance for anyone she is attracted enough to to pursue, but never letting it get any deeper than casual sex

loves and is so fiercely protective of all the women in her life!!! is more likely to be leery of or mistrusting with men, but ofc there’ll be exceptions

and YEA that’s p much what i have for her so far, like i said she’s brand new so i wanna do most of her development here in this group but i had to get something up !!

i’m working on a connections page for her but some stuff i’d love off the top off my head are !!! ofc her younger sister (would be not quite 2 years younger than alena, so freshman age/ just turned 18) and her step-sister (would be the same age as her, 19 going on 20), best friends / squad, (she’s a cheerleader but she’s not a captain or anything bc her focus is on fashion now that she’s @ uni), an ex bf/ gf / fling (or 12 ), fwb, enemies w/ benefits, frenemies, exes who hate each other but still fuck, a professor / administrator she fucks on the reg (bonus points if they’re older and/or married), anything ur lil heart desires ok hmu <3

[doctorwhos]

hmu with tenrose fic recs >:3c

fuck yeah !! okay im gonna try to keep any fics i recc’d last time off of this list, bc ive read a lot more since then, and am tender as fuck. thank u for letting me do this. let me talk abt how much i love rose tyler. i apparently really like au’s, but i blame the fact that people really like WRITING aus as justification for this. a lot of these are soulmate aus bc those are my bread and fucking BUTTER. enjoy.

the doctors wife series by chocolatequeen

yes this seems like it would be about river but its not. ten and rose keep accidentally getting married on different planets and at one point theres a sword fight. its so tender. ten is so stupid. we all respect the tardis

chemical potential by hiddentreasures

atlas back with ANOTHER fic by hiddentreasures? youre right my friends, and this one actually made me squeal. i made physical noises. it was so cute im reeling. james felt like someone looked into my soul and wrote what i wished to be but as a straight man. he carries way too many snacks around with him on a daily basis.

little things by lixabiz

this was such a fantastic au. its so funny. its so stupid. john is an absolute imbecile. we all love and respect ianto jones, even if his friends dont. donna is the best character and thats not surprising at all. 

sensory overload by whoinwhoville

im not an emotional personal, typically. i also dont typically get invested in fanfiction. but i actually re-hurt my wrist bc i slammed it against my nightstand while reading this fic. it was so wonderfully tender and sweet and it was so anti-reinette it was like therapy. super long story short, we got king john of gallifrey and rose the florist, with soulmate marks and a whole lot of drama. also saxon is there, which is therapy. and donna is once again, the best character. if you read any of the fics on this list, make it be this one. it was such a wonderful au.

the doctor, the divine and the dungeon by lizann__5869

i have to have some canon stuff on here, right? cant all just be aus?? jenny, lee and rose are all back babee !! we got that bad wolf rose !!! tens a stupid bitch but thats nothing new !!! definitely read the other fics in the series, its a very good universe. no one is dead and everyone is hAPPY. 

help i need somebody (not just anybody) by perfectlyrose

i think its wonderful that theyre both women. no but all joking aside this is the fake dating we all wished for. has the tenderness of every song lyric gay fanfiction youve ever read, but its tenrose, and ten is a scientist and stupid as shit. the yearning is strong in this one lads.

met their match by hiddentreasures and dimensionhoppingrose

at least this one isnt JUST written by hiddentreasures. matchmaker rose and dumb phd student james noble. donna is once again, the only fucking valid character.

words on her wrist by achilles1011

canon doomsday hurt but even more bc now we got soulmate marks !!!!!!!!

if yall want any more, let me know !! sorry these are all over the place, im not typically a person who sticks to one type of fic slkdjgsd