#if you dont have a pet
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Trying to impress her.
Is it working?
Absolutely no.
#only real ones remember the bug au#might do a dtiys with them soon idk....#prize can be a free pet portrait#if you dont have a pet#well#get one#even if it's just a rock or something#bnha#mha#bnha au#nemuri kayama#hizashi yamada#present mic#midnight mha#creepy crawly au#fed up of putting question marks after my midmic tags like it wasnt my intention to draw something cute from the start#i actually prefer micnight#cause midmic sounds like youre just calling mic mid#and nobody wants that#micnight#my beloved
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emotional support frog
who will absolutely eat your hand.
#THIS FROG is a main character now#i dont make the rules#actually i do and you have to follow them#and the new rule is zuko has a badger frog and he doesn’t know what to do with it#he does not WANT the frog#it just wont leave him alone#he did not expect one of his first questions upon joining the gaang to be 'whats your pet policy'#also momo wants the frog now and it is unclear if his intentions are good#so zuko's playing it safe#abd unfortunately looking overprotective of his frog in the process#atla#zuko#also feel free to bug me for individual files#i can add em under the cut#when im not feeling lazy
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found an old ekurei comic rotting in my files, decided to finish it. upon my rewatch of mp100 i kept noticing how many times dimple was referred to as a pet- but he's not ! ! ! he's a friend :)
#not too happy w the writing but whatevs#sorry matsuo likers if hes ooc i used him as plot device#ekurei#mp100#mob psycho 100#reigen arataka#dimple mp100#comic#op art#ok continuing my thoughts here bc i dont want a whole essay up there#ik reigen calls him a pet as well but its more joking imo and also#this comic is after s3 when they r sort of friends#in my ekurei timeline tho they aint fusing yet. just pals#maybe have fused a few times but nothin srs yet#for those who dont follow me that will not make any sense lol#but even mob calls him a pet sometimes! or dehumanizes him. like. mob. you are the ghost seer. you should know better#now i could be misremembering that but still#everybody treats him like a mosquito or something which is funny but hes a person#he just looks different :(#long post
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Vampire / Monster Hunter AU from @billdenbrough that I'm obsessed and in love with...
#all for the game#kevin day#aaron minyard#vampire#kevaaron#other fandoms#other fandoms: all for the game#jane really said kevin day pet vampire and my brain exploded#all of these doodled on magma hence the Egregious line quality...#i frikkin love vampires you guys... happy halloween#i like to think being a biter runs in the family#ahem ahem nicky#ahem ahem aaron#the yaoi is in the irony#aaron: *sucks at Kevin's neck*#kevin: YOU KNOW YOU CANT GIVE ME A HICKEY RIGHT LIKE ITS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE LIKE I DONT HAVE THE BLOOD FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO BRUISE ME-#kevin day you'd fit the world of iwtv so much...#ok done rambling i think vampires are sexy SUE ME.
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the thing about queer exclusionism besides being blatantly hypocrytic is that it treats being opressed and discriminated as something meriting authority within the community. "youre not opressed so you cant be part of our community" who are you to decide what counts as opression? how can you judge an experience you havent lived? queerness has so many levels and intersections with other factors that you will never be able to completely santise it to your liking. there will always be people and labels that you dont understand and distinctions you think are futile in the grand scheme of things, but you have to learn to be civil towards them, you have to learn about intersectionality. you cant decide who is "opressed enough" opression doesnt have levels, its not something you can rate, its something you fight against and thats it. if you want to defeat opression, you cant use it as a unit of measurement.
#sorry i usually dont post things like this i just saw too many idiots today#and i am in no way trying to pose myself as an authority on this topic#i have my own set of pet peeves and things and labels i dont understand the application of#but you will never see me exclude someone from being queer based on the opression argument#queer community#queer
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couple spare konito sketches i never posted i've been busy working on some stuff!
#truth is ive been procrastinating a lil bit#i do wanna finish the Kinito Crew (+ you!) designs but#auughhHHHGH i dont wanna go to workkkk#ive been putting them off for long enough tho#imma try to have them this week no matter what#cant wait to show you this little story ive been cooking up out back =)#KinitoPET#snailsnaps#hellopaint stuff#kinito#kinito the axolotl#kinito my beloved#kinitopet fanart#kinito pet#kinito fanart#kinitopet you#kinito au#kinitopet au#sketches#HELP ME
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Neko Sansume cat petting archive
Come here to pet any previous cats any time c:
Click here to pet Classic
Click here to pet Fell
Click here to pet Fresh
Click here to pet Blue
Click here to pet Color
Click here to pet Epic
Click here to look at Nightmare
Click here to pet Dust
Click here to pet Cross
Click here to get bitten by Killer
Click here to pet Horror
(Other cats will be added once they leave the garden. Feel free to let me know if I've forgotten someone or anything doesn't work!)
#UTDR#UTMV#Neko Sansume#Happy petting! :D#Now this is another thing I need to remember to update lol#It'll be less frequent but still#You all have full permission to get in my inbox and remind me if I dont' keep up with this#Some cats may also end up appearing on this more than once depending on how things work out#I dunno if I'll draw new pet screens for them or not but we'll see how it goes
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once again the muppet is causing me Medical Anxiety! just had to drop over $300 on an emergency vet visit because of worrisome poops, and I'd like to take her in to her regular vet for some proper bloodwork/urinalysis, since i couldn't afford to do those at the emergency vet 🙃
so, if anybody has a bit of cash to spare so we can get her seen ASAP, that'd be rad! 😩
Ko-Fi | Cashapp | Venmo
#pidge pets#boost#feel like it goes without saying but this little gal is my whole world#and i have been stressing myself sick trying to make sure she's okay#im a lil bit worried its an issue with her kidneys and id like to know as soon as possible#i get paid friday but ive got bills ans shit and i very much live paycheck to paycheck so o|-< yeah#so uuuh boost if you cant donate bc i get it we are all broke around here#she's okay for now and she's at least got her appetite back#but she's old and so small im worried it could go bad fast if i dont figure out what the deal is
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I always think it's a little surprising, irritating, endearing, something when big, tough men find solace in being gentle with their daughters.
There's reason to do tough things with them, too, to make sure they grow up strong and independent, but I think of a man like Simon "Ghost" Riley, who spent a huge percentage of his life being beaten down consistently by almost all the men who were around him.
And sure, he trusts the men in his task force with his life now, no question about it, but... I think the sudden calm he experiences when he starts to raise a daughter is beyond strange for him, but also weirdly... healing, too. Enjoyable.
That's not to say he doesn't, and hasn't, enjoyed the boyish things in life, the watching sports, the playing in the dirt, the pretending to hold guns part of growing up... but he finds himself sitting through your daughter's ballet class, overwhelmed by the calm that surrounds him, actually able to focus on the intensity of her pliers, her releves, the way her pink skirt ripples when she leaps into a sauter.
It's a new realization, a new kind of war (between him and learning how to be a parent), but it's one that doesn't revolve around the consistent anxiety that warps his stomach when he watches boys, little or not, teeter the line between roughhousing and fighting, picking on one another for shedding accidental tears that, really, cause no harm.
With your daughter, he's set in charge of watching her play with her friends and finds there is no lump in his stomach when she giggles with them, no dark possibility drifting in the back of his mind that she'll reach out and get her arm broken by someone she trusts--the fights she fights with her peers all between the characters they play and not between their fists, their games of laughter and drama and screaming but not of raging violence.
There's people who ask him, people who joke, wouldn't a man like him prefer a son? He must've been so disappointed... Yet, Simon still has yet to think of the best way to tell them that he honestly enjoys having a daughter a little bit more, that she runs to him and not for a second is he afraid she's hiding a snake up her sleeve, because she's only ever greeted him with flowers.
#simon riley x reader#ghost x reader#my kitten was named simon :( my simon says#now he's named corky LMAO i'm so mad at my aunt for that#but i just imagine ghost being like oh a daughter cool. and then he's like actually raising her and he's like hallelujah thank you jesus LO#'dont u want a boy?' no sir not at all gosh bless :) - ghost probably#anyway then u have a boy anyway and ghost is . p*ssing himself.#next step: convincing him to get a pet#if this is problematic... i sorry#i wanted to say it#its weird how many men have told me they think being a girl seems so much more relaxing and fu .. and i honestly have to be like. it is tbh#caitie posts#ghost#gen#kids tw
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oh so you wanna fuck that monster huh. make sexy art of them without giving them muscles and/or making them look human
#spacie spoinks#this doesnt apply 2 monsters that are already humanoid#also its just a personal thing but muscles on male characters largely turn me off#hjdfkjsdf LIKE WHY IS STILL THE ONLY 'SEXY' MALE FORM IN FANDOM MUSCULAR AND/OR SKINNY#IM SOOO TIRED#yall be giving muscles 2 muh fuckers who DO NOT NEED THEM SHITS#IF YOU NEED 2 HUMANIZE A MONSTER IN ORDER 2 FUCK IT..............YOU AINT A MONSTERFUCKER DAWG................#''wow this character is really sexy 2 me b/c of how human it looks now!!''#you'll see the original design be some hulking beast who's shape isnt humanoid in the slightest and then some guy#will come along and be like ''hahaha yeah i wanna fuck this thing'' and then take the characters head and put it on a muscular human body#what is the point dawg.#this can also apply 2 robots#i dont caaareee if you have a humanoid design for 'x' robot/monster character#the problem is when you just. take a stereotypically attractive human body slap the character's head on here and then go crazy over that#and like the original character design does nothing for you.#dude. you dont want 2 fuck these characters you want 2 fuck a human wearing an object/animal head 😭#true monster/robotfuckers want that thang in its canon form. you cant ride w/us if you're like that dawg#dont mind me this is just a pet peeve i have#its even worse when its female characters oh my godddd#these muh fuckers dont want 2 fuck monsters they wanna fuck a human woman cosplaying as one#good LORD
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insane how people act like charles is ‘the jealous one’ like edwin didnt spend the whole first episode screaming crying throwing up every time charles looked at crystal and not him
#obv its deeper than that#like after 30 years of almost always taking edwins side on everything#he suddenly leaves WITH SOME RANDOM GIRL while saying he has a poor attitude and hes like? do i? yeah bc the living suck right? right?#and he decides to stay annoyed when they come back bc he LEFT him ugh. for a GIRL. like they’re actually still teens in school#so he really really hopes this is a passing fancy. like a pet or something. a wounded bird that we CANNOT KEEP#and when charles points out that it is in fact jealousy (which by charles time is not at all couple exclusive) it literally takes him aback.#bro said ‘jealous?’ so breathlessly like cmon. but b4 he could let that sink in crystal wakes up so he lets it go#probably had a whole internal convo where he reconciled being able to be friend-jealous and then kicked it up. like really up#‘maybe its your outfit’ and ‘also we are punishing you’ and ‘are you ready to talk to her shoes’#‘you spoke to a demon in this friendly malt shop’ and ‘oh you love this dont you’ and ‘saved you one time and now you wont leave either’#like yes he IS jealous and yes he WILL make it everyone’s problem on purpose#do i even have to pull out ‘of course you fell for a living girl’ (looks at him through his lashes) help him#90 percent of these are from the FIRST EPISODE okay#episode 1 edwin is THE cattiest bitch so it tracks that the cat king wants him#point is they are both insanely jealous ok#dbda#dead boy detectives#payneland#paineland#bumblysdumbly
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im in a big virtual pet game/sim mood so imagine a flight rising/lioden-like game but with bugsnax. imagine
#selling my Pure Gen 2 Gold and Black Variant Mutated Double Headed Legendary Megamaki with 100000000 Snak Stats for a billion Snak Points#in this hypothetical game there's an avatar system where you can make ur own grumpsona#i personally dont care about having a cool looking avatar in an online pet game cause i care much more about my funny animals more#but i think it'll be a smart way to implement grumps into this hypothetical bugsnax virtual pet game#bug game
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somewhat satisfied with this... pretty butterfly man...
#didnt want to diverge too drastically from his canon palette#but butterflies never retain their caterpillar colors so. blue-green & pink howdy supremacy#and a lot of butteflies have black bodies/legs and also dark gradients on arms/hands Absolutely Fucks#so he gets fancy black gradients! and cool wings!#his wings were a Bitch to do ngl#also fluff... butterfly fluff...#in my mind the back of his hindwings have big ol eyespots on em & smaller ones on the forewings#which you can kind of see#scribble salad#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#howdy pillar#yassified howdy <3#i didnt have to make him pink. but i did. for all of our sakes.#pink/teal is The color combo no i dont take criticism. im right.#its like the bad bitch version of red/blue#WAIT IMPORTANT QUESTION. googling if butterfly fluff is soft#probably... ive always been too scared of hurting them to pet the ones ive caught/held#theyre not as sturdy as moths or bees. both of which are very soft and i wish they were dog-sized#so i could have a honeybee pet.#GETTING OFF TOPIC ONCE AGAIN#howdy Is very sturdy tho! so it'd be totally safe to-#actually yknow what im gonna stop right there
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Kinitoe PETT with a bowtie because whi not
#kinitopet#kinito#kinito pet#fanart tag?#fine#fanart#also frick you Kinitopet with greeen eyes haterzx awawawa “get dis man some blrown contacts shiii” shuushuu#is it centerd?#probby not#but im too lazy/incompetrent to have things be centered#ALSO why is there so much kinitopet vore content?#its a genuine questions#the first Kinito fanfic on ao3? vore#ive never seen that in a fandom before#i dont mind it#i just find it funny#i would just want to know why#the mysteries of the fandom world
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What do you mean I can't rub my face against your cock while I purr like a good kitty?? It comes free with your fucking catgirl?????
#what do you mean you dont have uno it comes free with your fucking xbox#milky talks#pet pl4y#bd/sm pet#bd/sm kink
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hello guys. guess what. if you are smart you can time your filming so it perfectly lines up with Gonzo and Joe's nap time.
#now i just have to brave enough to share it you guys#i dont think it's terrible for a first attempt tho tbh#my post#not pets
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