#ikik horrible

[moch-ila]

can we make enough noise so they change the cgi in the Minecraft movie like with the first sonic movie?

[oblitus-vulpes]

the unfortunate part of having this breed of adhd is that i talk to myself a lot about my morals/ideals/way of living and half of my thoughts occupying my brain at any given time wld make me sound like a pretentious philosophical prick. sorry

[a-random-weeb]

I hear your cry for inspiration and have come to help! Here we go! Hows about Dazai wing-manning for any poor soul of your choice!

OMFG YES TYSM I NEEDED EASY REQUESTS I LOVE YOU ANON!!

૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა./づᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊° i shoot u >:(

૮꒰ ˶> ༝ <˶꒱ა./づᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊°.~♡︎ with love tho-

Kunikida was too perfect to be the poor soul

Ikik, this definitely isn't my best, for some reason when I have writers block my writing quality also just 📉📉📉😭

Warnings: Dazai in himself is a warning, this is crack

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Dazai shouldn't be allow in the same country as a woman, and yet here he was handing out dating advice.

"Let yourself relax! Be chill and cool about it!" Dazai beams, yanking Kunikidas notebook out of his hands and throwing it in the public garbage can of the city. Cars speed by as Dazai gives kunikida a small lesson on

"Hey!!" Kunikida hustles over to the bin, digging it out, "Don't throw my child in the trash!"

"You won't need that if you're gonna be anywhere within a 50 ft radius of a woman." Dazai continues, "You have no rizz or gyatt... What to do about that...?"

"Are you speaking another language?" Kunikida asks as a genuine question. Dazai chuckles, getting a horrible great idea

"No! Gyatt means 'lady', so if you say "you have a nice gyatt" it means "you're a nice lady"! Trust me, all the girls love to hear that." Dazai says with a mischievous smirk. Kunikida raises his eyebrow, but proceeds to take notes none the less.

"And what does 'riss' mean?"

"It's pronounced 'rizz'. Rizz means you're a nice guy! So if you say "I have so much rizz", it means I'm a nice guy and you should date me! In a less awkward way ofc!" Kunikida scribbles this down. Dazai continues to ramble and teach kunikida his "knowledge".

"I think it's about time you approach a woman! I'll take this for the time being!" Dazai once again steals kunikidas notebook, pointing to a random woman, "Go approach her!! I'll be watching!" He giggles, pushing Kunikida towards the lady who was peacefully walking before disgaurding kunikidas notebook once more in the public trashcan.

"To, hey girlie! You got a nice gyatt! I've got rizzler frfr!" Kunikida attempts. "I-I- meant have rizz and am rizzler!" He stutters. The lady cringes and awkwardly slips away, leaving kunikida confused and Dazai a mess of mischievous laughter.

"What did i do wrong?" He turns to Dazai, watching the brunette die of laughter.

"Oh, taking advantage of your ignorance is the best thing a man could ask for!" Kunikidas eyebrows furrow in confusion.

"Whatever, where's my notebook?"

"..."

Safe to say he researched every word Dazai told him of. Poor thing, his whole face would be redder than Lucy's hair. At least now he understood why she walked away so awkwardly...

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I found listening honkai star rail background music while I write makes it easier for some reason. Idk, it's some find if magic shit

It felt so weird to write something not x reader

[lvrsparadise]

Some of the smut actually isn’t bad but I don’t think most people realize that it’s not realistic whatsoever. You can TELL which writers have never actual had s3x by their misconception of the topic lmao.

(This isn’t directed at you whatsoever btw) but kids, s3x. Is. Nothing. Like. Porn.

Thanks for your time I love your fics sm 🩷🩷

actually because like there are some writers that i absolutely love bc their writing looks like something i would read in an erotic novel and i love it.

sometimes when i click on a fic (ikik shh) and i start reading, i genuinely feel queasy bc it's so unrealistic, so badly written, FREAKY ASS KINKS (WTF), and just horrible dialogue and punctuation, or grammar (yeah yeah, i'm one of those). but other times, i have to go SEARCHING for an actual REALISTIC, PROPER TERMINIZATION (???), and like grammar.

i follow a few smut writers bc their writing is so good and realistic (although i don't know bc i'm a teen and have never done the deed, duh.)

and again, like you said, this is not in any way shape or form directed at anybody, but some writing just is sickening, like it genuinely makes me feel like i'm going to get arrested for looking at words on a fucking screen. others, i'm good with bc i know what kind of writing styles i like, theres not many i don't, but as soon as i spot something that crosses MY personal line of 'this just went from good to what the fuck', i'm clicking off. simple as that.

and if anyone's going "oh! uhm actually ☝🤓🤓you said this and did that! blah, blah, blah!!☝🤓" genuinely learn about humans because people can fucking change. yk? like, yes, i didn't like smut a month or so ago, but that's because i wanted to.... how to put this in words without sounding like a bitch.....

i care about what people think of me, a lot, so i was being what would be a push over or whatever it is. and i wanted to be like, "oh yeah! no this, this is bad!!" for like my own personal need as to show people i "didn't" like it.

i like smut (in general), but at the time, smut abt the triplets made me so sick to my stomach, so i went against it. but then i warmed up to it after reading so many good fics.

people can change. please respect and learn that. i don't really care if you come after me or "cancel" me after this, i couldn't give a rats ass! go tell your mother or something. cry about it. seriously, cry about it.

but that's just me. people all have their own opinions and are not objected to others, you can feel what you want about this.

I don't know how to write smut, so i would never actually write that stuff, just read it.

smut is one thing, deep fakes and p)rn is another. please learn the difference.

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

me, jokingly, to ransom as I stopped her from grooming herself while the shampoo was on her: ikik I'm a horrible person

mum, turning around: hey don't say that. it's just that you're doing something she doesn't like rn but it's for her own good. is God horrible for allowing things we don't like but are good for us, to happen? no. so you're not horrible

this is rewriting my brain as we speak

[itsbebebrainrotting]

Watching fit explain romans shitting together and realising not everyone had the same childhood experience of learning that because of

a) horrible histories and

b) multiple childhood trips to bath to see the roman bathhouse and its icky green water (as well as seeing pretty dresses in the fashion museum and buying really good fudge)

Anyway thats an insight into my (fairly privileged ikik) british childhood ig

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

arthur morgan at LITERALLY the highest amt of honour possible in the game: i’m not a good man

me: >:( >:( >:(

[cbxadmin]

Admin Note

Okay, look. Before everyone's like "Dont interact with Karina she'll ve mean just block her ass" (ikik no ones actually saying this dont come for me) but, Karina is a very complex character for me. We'll get into her backstory and stuff later, but anyways for context:

She's in no way, shape or form a horrible person okay? But her deal is, that she creates love. okay? her and Taeyeon. But she's the main reason for love existing. And she, like everyone else's goal, is to find love. Not a hook up. Not, yk, a "normal", by our standards, love life. She wants to find real love. And because its taken her millenia to get there it makes her anxious and self conscious and, at times, angry. She does apologize for it later but sometimes the damage has been done and thats fine. Dont wanna interact, dont have to. Just let me know. But she warms eventually. It takes time. And effort from both characters. So.. yeah, I hope that clears SOMETHING up. Anything else just message me and I can explain more

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[lady-lycany]

I lost the count of days where I try to have a Werewolf dream with Mark. Remembered the Unus Annus episode, where they ran on all fours through the backyard (I enjoyed every second of it. even tho they actually pretended to be horses lol... but like in so many episodes are just so. many. werewolfy things. I just love it) Maybe that will help lmao.

And... Ikik they didn't want us to rewatch whole episodes but come on 😭 u can't give me that much werewolf content and expect me to forget about it. Watched today over 4hours of episodes of em and already in that "tiny amount" (considered of how many episodes there were) were quite a few wolfy moments... I just love it 😭😆 I kinda feel horribly sorry, that my brain pushes now every tiny thing of em into the wolfy direction but I can't help it. I'm desperate lmao

Should I put some of the clips here?

[mrskisaki]

I really want to hear your unpopular about the strawhats pirates 🤔🤧 - Ruki

My unpopular opinion on the Strawhats uhhhhh

Okay so bam

Sanji most definitely would cheat on his s/o if he found someone sexier and has interest in him. Idc what anyone has to say and I WILL argue on this subject.

Nami is wasted potential. Like she has so much in her and so much more she could do in fights and stuff but they just basically wrote her off as a basic woman who can never be as strong or stronger than a man </3 OH and she isn't lesbian, she's bi. She leans more towards women but she likes men too.

Luffy knows alot of things and is not as innocent as everyone thinks, he just doesn't react to it the way everyone else does. He's more than just a himbo boy, his mind is constantly moving and thinking about things but he does have a horrible attention span so he loses concentration then forgets.

Slight nsfw for zoro

Zoro is NOT a virgin like everyone hcs, he has had sum cooter in his life before joining the strawhats. He's only had sex probably about 2-3 times though so he doesn't have much experience but he has had sexies. And NO he doesn't get lost looking for the clit.

Robin has nightmares of her past and she wakes up in a cold sweat very often from them, she keeps it to herself because she knows that everyone's had horrible pasts and she doesn't want to worry anyone but Franky knows and sometimes when it's really bad, she sleeps in his bed.

Chopper knows it wasn't his fault Hiriluk died but he still feels as if he could've done something to prevent his death. He hates all mushrooms and sometimes has flashbacks of that day when he sees something red with white pokadots.

Slight nsfw for Franky

Franky has a robo dick. I've said this before but lmfoshshh yes yes ikik robin grabbed his balls but post ts, Franky did Franky things and turned his pp into a robo dick.

Slight nsfw for Usopp

Usopp lost his virginity to Kaya, it was an in the moment thing and it was filled with awkwardness and laughs. He holds it as one of his most treasured memories and plans on returning back home to her. Before he left, he promised that when he came back they would get married if she waits for him.

Brook actually used to be really good at picking up women and was the hoe of the seas when he was alive. He didnt just straight up and ask to see panties, he was very smooth and had nice pickup lines. He used to have a lover on his crew and the panties thing was an inside joke and now he says it so he never forgets his lover that he watched die alongside his crew oh and to see some panties tf.

[itsalastairluv]

Ok so I’ve been reading this book series called The Sisters Grimm, and I need to share some quotes from the beginning of book 6

“She looked like the perfect image of a grandma, except, of course, the sharpened battle axe she held in her hand,”

“Each time she applied her lip gloss, she imagined another fleet of brain cells dying a horrible death”

“Sabrina says there’s something in the toilet!”

“I swear I flushed"

“There’s something horrible in the toilet!”

“Yeah, I think I forgot to flush.”

“So Henry, what can you tell me about puberty?” (ikik thats book 7 but idgaf it’s funny

I’ll add more as i get farther

[inkesmind]

56

70 horrible questions!!

believe or not but 0 😭😭 ikik lameee but i do a lot of code switching around ppl so i stay neutral with everyone— plus i got strict ass parents so if i were to get in trouble they would’ve boxed me up and shipped me to their home country 💀

[just-a-cheese-stick]

Naeleon Week day 3

https://naeleonweek2020.tumblr.com/

texting

𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐨𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞

Makoto: Hey Leon! I just got out of class! How was your show?

𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞

Leon: Went well

Leon: sorry it took a hot minute to reply there

Leon: There was some holdup on the way back to the hotel😅

Makoto: It's ok! Anything fun happen?

Leon: Yeah I found these cute stuffed animals at the gift shop

Leon: I got you one

Makoto: nsjsnazksnzkamznznxhxnsnz

Makoto: thank you so much you didn't have to get me anything 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Leon: well I can't just NOT get a gift for my amazing boyfriend

Leon: especially when you find something almost as cute as him

Makoto: That was smooth af what-

Leon: 😎

Makoto: at least you're sending something other than that cowboy emoji

Leon: 🤠🤠🤠

Makoto: oh god

Makoto: They're back

Leon: 😎🤠

Makoto: I love how fast this went from wholesome to chaotic

Leon: You're not wrong-

Leon: TFW you're dating your best friend of 3 years

Makoto: (◡‿◡✿)

Leon: You and your black market supply of emoticons istg

Makoto: lol

Makoto: anyway, how's Tokyo?

Leon: it's pretty cool

Leon: would be even better if you were with me tho

Leon: I miss you

Makoto: god I miss you too

Makoto: can't wait to see you Sunday

Leon: same

Leon: ;_;

Makoto: but on the bright side, I'm so glad I get to talk to you ★~(⌒_⌒ ✿)

Leon: me too 💗

Makoto: how many more tours are you going on after this for the year?

Leon: 3 more I think

Leon: but it's ok! I'll have the months of november and December off

Leon: and Ill still be here for you when you get lonely 💗💗

Makoto: I'm not too worried about missing you. I just wanna make sure you're not too stressed out

Leon: I'll be fine. I think the worst part of this is not getting to cuddle you at night. Pillows aren't half as warm or snuggly

Leon: plus, they're horrible conversionalists

Makoto: wait you had a conversation with a pillow-

Leon: I got lonely ok?

Makoto: it's ok its ok dw I'm playing

Leon: ikik

Makoto: Thanks btw

Leon: for what?

Makoto: I was having a pretty crappy day

Makoto: talking to you made my day

Leon: What happened?

Leon: istg if someone Hurt you i will have mondo beat the shit outta them

Makoto: Leon no-

Leon: Leon Yes 😎

Makoto: but dw nobody is being mean

Leon: they better not be

Leon: ok but fr what happened

Makoto: just tired

Makoto: the school is giving ungodly amounts of work

Leon: any amount of work is ungodly tbh

Makoto: fr

Leon: fr fr

Leon: you should take a nap

Leon: those usually help

Leon: or at least take some time for yourself

Makoto: I could use a nap tbh.

Leon: go take nap

Makoto: ok

Makoto: ttyl 💞❤️💕💗💗❤️💞💝✨💞✨💝💞❤️✨💗💕💞

Leon: ttyl 💗

[totally-a-trashcan]

S/O reacting to caesars death

Again more angst ikik-

Waring: depression, and death. Dont read if you're sensitive to it

Also spoiler warning

You were Lisa Lisa's other student, and while training with the boys you found the blong Italian man to be captivating. Sadly your relationship didn't last long as the stupid joestar had gotten you four caught up with the pillar men, in a months time you and your boyfriend were standing on a balcony staring at the piller men hideout. Of course Joseph had to piss off your boyfriend and he was running off to fight the pillar men himself. You turned to the brunette and glared

"You will never learn will you? Honestly! I've been biting my tongue but now I've had it! You self centered bastard!" You were practically yelling at Joseph and then you heard a scream

"T-that sounds like Caesar" you rushed off to go check it out, lisa lisa far behind with Joseph. The building looked torn up but what you had assumed was strong winds, in the middle of the first floor was Caesar horribly injured. Your world was blurry with your tears and the whole world went quiet as you let out an ear shattering scream

"CAESARRR" you wanted to rush to him the rock fell, before it crushed him he gave you a weak smile and whispered out his final words

"Ti amo amore mia..."

[cocacola-garlic]

thank you

thank you mcelroy brothers thank you for creating a space where i can be me unapologetically thank you for your hard work creating that thank you for making content so free of the judgements and the expectations and the bigotry that ive come to know from the world thank you for being kind thank you for saying "they" thank you for your lgbt+ representation thank you for talking about weight honestly thank you for never joking about a persons mental illness EVER thank you for distracting me from whats going on out in the world today for just a few minutes. thank you for your humor, and your honesty, and your love thank you for being goofy but being real about the things that matter thank you for being accepting thank you for being honest thank you for being here thank you for everything mcelroy brothers, sincerely