#ily british anon

[markthemannequin]

blinks at some of the asks /lh

But waves hi “British” anon here what are some of yer favorite headcanons you have of mark? :]c

OOC

wringing my hands together evilly

Honestly I haven't given him a ton but he has a few !!

(don't ask for further explanations on these because i could NOT tell you what compelled me to think of half of them)

— REALLY allergic to cats (and cat adjacent things) nonstop coughing sneezing dying fits when drretro, jermbo, or gnarpy enter the elevator

— not the best at picking up social cues and can't for the life of him comfort people (he tries but rarely succeeds)

— since he likes weird al i also have the feeling that he'd enjoy oingo boingo (im projecting 😞)

— despite canonically being 5'9, im convinced he's short (like 5'4 - 5'5 maybe) I think this is purely because he reminds me of engineer tf2 and that guy's SHORT

— speaking of engineer tf2, that's his voice claim in my mind,,, I love you, insane country men

— forklift certified 🫡

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ty for the ask british anon, I love yapping 🙏

[mrsaltieri-real]

I thought you were British. It's subtle, but there are occasional phrases/words that clued me in. Glad to know I was right.

Also, Messy Eater was just...hnnnnngh. Mickey's so cute, and the man looks so good all bloody.

Damn I’m not nearly as mysterious as I think I am! I wonder what phrases and words got you guessing because I thought I was doing a good job at disguising it!

Thank you so much I’m so glad you liked it! I reread it when I came on a few days ago and was like hahaha YEAH

[bsaka7]

Xhaka gonna get arteta to go on the carpool thing pleaseeee

frimmys got the master plan i just know it!!!!!!! #xhakarteta or whatever the boys say!!!!!!!!

[yourfavvgal]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1iJXeKNHHAX9ZqoXW0NPsS?si=yJY8F-3eTcuzNI9kPZV2Iw&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A1dikMzmnd8LLIpOm9110Dh

what coachella wishes it was

LITERALLY WHAT COACHELLA WISHES IT WAS

I AGREE SO MUCH WITH YOU ANON 🕺🕺

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

For the flower hive au maybe Oliver could lure survivors? If anyone tries to help the small child that's running around they gonna get smacked by a flower lmao -🌟

help girl the lost british child is integrating me into the hivemind girl

I MEAN THOUGH MAKES SENSE a lost child is perfect bait, you wanna try and help them, get lured further away from your group by this child running away even though you're trying to explain to them they can trust you, and before you know it BAM. spores. become one of us

[pinktint]

Can you do a Steven stim board with planes/army stuff please 🥺

HII!! ABSOLUTELY U CAN!! I LOVE PLANES RARAREREFEGWRTERR ILY ANON /p woooowoooooowooooo

what’s everyone’s weirdest hyperfixation/interest/special interest? mine is the R.A.F. y know. like the british air force…… (i am a chinese girl with absolute no knowledge of britian itself 🫦)

reblogs ⟲ appreciated and encouraged! 💚

[vivwritesfics]

Gurllll I just had the most surreal dream about Daniel 🙈🙈🙈 I shall discuss later when your requests are open again

I hate that whenever I have rlly good dreams I wake up before it ends😭 Today it was yet again my parents arguing about some random shit 🙄

Legit was replaying that shit in my head trying to figure it out

I read your most recent rhett fic and 🤩🤩 awooga

I hereby ask to be cowboy 🤠 anon if that’s possible 🙏🏾

Also rlly random observation I’ve made a lot of the fic writers I follow are from the uk 🤨 I wonder if you’ve noticed or perhaps have any theories as to why? maybe y’all got better writing classes or something cuz I be eating these fics upppp 😍

omgomgomg!! We have another F1 Rhett Abbott person!! (he is so damn fine omg i neeeeed to do a cross over lmao)

Very excited to hear about your dream - i rarely have dreams that i remember and very rarely have f1 (or general celebrity) dreams (and if i do they're weird af) so i live through you guys

i think i'm mutuals with two other british writers (seb and beth ily both) - i think most of my writer moots are from the US

[teeenofstyle]

Don't be sorry! I'll keep following you unless you become a terf or something like that. Let the soft animal of your body love what it loves 🫶🏼

thank you sm anon ily 😭 dont worry i will NEVER become a terf! like ever. unfortunately i WILL be a fan of a british boyband to an unhealthy degree 😔

[footemoji]

https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/737541380657774592/are-you-a-smart-fella-or-a-fart-smella

swear thats a reference to the pantomine i went to yesterday. anon if it was. ily. if it wasnt. im gonna pretend my british ass never said this and move on with life.

- chicken anon

not everything’s about you chicken anon🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[thedevilandhisbride]

in light of this anon, i am making another positivity post!

i love you white people

i love you white mixed people

i love you white-passing and/or presenting people

i love you white people with skin differences like vitiligo and eczema for example

i love you white men

i love you white women

i love you white nonbinary folks

i love you white masc or male adjacent people

i love you white fem or female adjacent people

i love you white intersex people

i love you white gender fuckery people

i love you white disabled people

i love you white abled people

i love you white mentally ill people

i love you white neurotypical people

i love you fat white people

i love you skinny white people

i love you chubby white people

i love you medium sized white people

i love you white people with stretch marks

i love you white people with scars

i love you white peoplewith freckles

i love you white people with acne

i love you white people with eyebags

i love you white people with wrinkles

i love you white people with hairy bodies

i love you white people with little or no hair

i love you bald and balding white people

i love you white people with long hair

i love you white people with short hair

i love you white people with medium hair

i love you white people with straight hair

i love you white people with wavy hair

i love you white people with curly hair

i love you white people with textured hair

i love you white people with thin hair

i love you white people with thick hair

i love you short white people

i love you tall white people

i love you average height white people

i love you insecure white people

i love you confident white people

i love you white people who are in between insecure and confident

i love you white people who struggle with internal racism towards themselves or others due to a multitude of reasons

i love you white people who are finally comfortable in their skin

i love you white people who are learning to love themselves

i love you white people who slowly deprogramming internalized self hatred and racism

i love you white people who havent started their journey of self love and deprogramming yet

i love you white people who are/have something i didnt mention

i love you white people

and i will always love you!!!

you should never be ashamed for your race. nobody should be. and people shouldnt feel better about their race because they arent white.

definition of racism: prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual, community, or institution against a person or people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized. and the belief that different races possess distinct characteristics, abilities, or qualities, especially so as to distinguish them as inferior or superior to one another.

it is okay to be white. you cannot change your race, and that is okay. being white is not a bad thing, and dont let anybody tell you otherwise.

historically, white european people (primarily british) have done awful things, and that is an undeniable fact. but punishing yourself for something you cannot control, like your race, doesnt erase or change the fact that history has already happened.

all you can do is move forward and help yourself, and others, love each other and do better. it is not your responsibility to take it from your ancestors. it is not your responsibility. your only responsibility, ANYONES only responsibility, is to be better than before- either that be generations before you, or just better than yesterday.

love yourself.

its the only way anyone will move forward.

this post is for white people- any and all white people!

ily :]

[lanaxoxoxoxoxox]

Hello Lana! Could I get a matchup?

I have long dirty blonde/light brown hair, big dark blue/grey eyes, I'm about 5'4, maybe a bit taller (not more than 5'5 though) and I'm bisexual - so you can go wild ;)

I'd say I'm an introvert, but once I'm outside I become an extrovert - with the right people of course, I'm a people pleaser

I play piano, bass, ukulele and guitar (I'm learning bass, ukulele and guitar myself (self taught!!), so I'm not the best at it.. but I have been learning piano in a music school for 7 years now), I LOVE music - cannot do daily tasks without headphones (whish is slightly concerning)

I like drawing, I LOVE rain and storms, my humour is dark and sarcastic, I like autumn, I don't have a favourite color - maybe blue, yellow, red, or green; it honestly depends on the day, i do have a favourite flower! it's the cornflower - the dark blue one in minecraft :')..

I tend to overthink a lot, english is not my first language, so I have a weird accent and grammar mistakes are very common, Im European 💪

Thank you, ily! I have read over this so many times to make sure there are no mistakes (hope I haven't missed any - that would be embarassing)

Also could I be ⭐ anon? (I'm a star >:D)

hello love !! yes ofc, you can have a matchup ♡

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

i would match you with wilbur !!

again, i say this everytime (and i say "i say this everytime" everytime, does that make sense..?)

BUT LITERALLY WILBUR VIBES

like its written all over oh my lord-

wilbur is physically obsessed with your eyes

would just stare at them for hours

he loves how your eyes are dark colored but still so sweet looking

wilbur also loves your very gorg contrast of your hair and eyes

your eyes would also make that man do ANYTHING

need something from the store? he's out to tesco within minutes. want coffee from the local cafe? its on the kitchen counter.

speaking of eyes, it could just be me but i feel like will kinda has really small eyes?? idk might just be me

but it kinda gives off a siren eyes vs doe eyes vibe

im so sorry but he constantly calls you short (in the nicest boyfriend-est way possible)

pats your head when he needs your attention

considering hes about a foot taller than you its really funny when you guys are walking next to eachother

in sorry boys vlogs, if you ever made a star/guest appearance, he would only call you "small guy" even if your role had a name which eventually became a joke in the fandom

for him its a perfect height for him to reach down a tad bit with his l o n g and l a n k y arms to interlock hands with you

also a perfect kissing height for you guys

now for personality time :D !!

wilburs also the quiet kinda type

very much black cat vibes from him

he could stay silent and lay with you for hours and do nothing, as long as hes with you

i also think that wilbur deep down is a people pleaser as well

but if he catches you doing too much people pleasing, he'll stop and talk to you abt it

will be very quiet with you, but can also be very loud with you

"whatever you're feeling, darlin" typa dude

wilbur is also utterly obsessed with your music taste and just your shared trait of music obsession

will make playlists for you and will do listening parties

if you ever need help with any instruments he'll help you straight away !!

you guys having lil jam sesh's

aaaaaa my heart the brainrot is insane

wilbur loves drawing with you, even if he cant draw

you'll do portaits of him and he'll do portaits of you

he tries and attempts to draw either you or somethng that you love very much (for ex, the cornflowers from mc you love :D) and will leave it in your phone case or on ur monitor

you guys listening to rain together from the window and just talking

or sitting on the roof and watching the rain and thunder as it pours down on you

oh, and he also made ghost!bur after you (blue and yellow) after mentioning you enjoy those colors

wilbur LOVES YOUR ACCENT even as a silly british boy (coming from an american)

just like him looking at your eyes for hours, he'll also want to listen to your voice and you ranting for hours.

he finds so much love and comfort in it

yall being the cutest couple overall <3

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so so so cute oh my god !!! the brainrot is brainrotting rn

sorry this request got written late, been real hectic recently

also yess i would love a new anon !! welcome ⭐ anon <3

thannk you for reading, i hope u enjoyed. please support me by liking, reblogging, following, replying or sending in an ask/request or just popping in to say hello!

love u all mwah xoxoxo

[artwithoutblood]

countless bathory is a song i could see aeron and genesis performing together. 

Yes! That band was initially chosen only for Genesis and then I remembered that song.

Genesis likely performs rock and experimental music (currently) but his band patches and orange hair also remind me of the punks and metalheads in the 80s.

So on his list there were a few bands from the new wave of British heavy metal, including Venom.

GOOD CHOICE ANON :D ily

[princemick-archive]

anon is off their head calling u annoying n saying they love u, proper nutter they are

ANYWAYS ur not annoying n ily <333

asjkdahksdbka I can hear the british

[confessions-official]

(British GILF anon.. again.. @ that user who liked to see my confessions, ily /p)

I want Jerry carnally while my mom (the one who got me into him in the first place) refers to him as her uncle lol (he was born less than 2 months after my late maternal grandfather) (rest well grandpapa)

 

[luvhyun3]

when i saw british i immediately thought of sieun and jaehyun LMAO anyways for the anon opinion i think you’re one of the sweetest people ik and someone i think that i can trust 💕 ily

WAIT THIS IS SO SWEET OMG ????? im sobbing im so honoured that u put ur trust in me 😭💓 WHO IS THISSSS DM ME RN (if ur not comfortable doing that tho thats ok!)

send an anonymous ask of your opinion on me!

[evapourate-rn]

[modern au]

Naori: I fucked up.

Touka: I can see that.

Naori: No, the hair is deliberate, I was trying something out.

Naori: I was talking about the dead body I have in the bathtub.