#im a soft i kinda fella...

[forsaken-headcanons]

yayaya inbox open!! dumps out box of hcs that ive been saving in my closet

- bird taph and shedletsky. right. consider: them nesting and/or just chilling on the rafters of the cabin (inspired by me climbing on those whenever i can between rounds). like if you cant find em just look up and at least one of em will just be up there. im still deciding between bird and cat two time but if we go bird two time they can be up there too

- john doe has a soft spot for coolkidd. he’s a lot more docile and just kinda. fuzzy? brain fogged? outside of rounds due to the corruption but he and jane have always wanted a kid and coolkidd is just kinda. fills a void he doesnt know he has. add another one to the coolkidd parent list fellas

- prettyprincess does 1x1’s hair and they have gossip tea parties. they hate on two time together /hj

- 007n7 used to reward c00lkidd with stickers whenever he was good. c00lkidd is a sticker fiend

- noli flirts with 007n7 during rounds occasionally. its like half gay yearning and half making fun of him and nobody can ever tell

- the first time chance saw itrapped in a round, they almost instinctively reached out to say hi and had to remind themself that itrapped killed him. the reality of “oh my god my best friend killed me” set in real quick after that bcs he never really had time to process it till he came face to face w it.

- john doe would be really good at cooking if it werent for the giant spike arm and claws and also rabid animal instincts

- he/she gasharpoon

- noob has an insane spice tolerance. also their slateskin potion is spicy. why is it spicy

- c00lkidd ate dirt as a toddler. probably still does it now

- builderman is slightly hearing impaired due to the whole construction thing. so is taph due to the 💥💥💥💥

- gubby elliot can only squeak and/or make animal noises. he cant speak. mafioso understands him perfectly clearly somehow

- ^ mafioso has a soft spot for gubby elliot bcs. bunny. so does chance

- c00lkidd does the thing where kids like. crawl on all 4s up stairs. he does it still when going uphill in rounds and its fucking terrifying in his now mutated monstrous form (its basically what walkspeed overrides uphill look like)

okay thats all i think. take care of urself mods !! drink lots of water. im watchung you. /silly

- :3 anon

hastily gets on my knees to grab and shove the hc's in my pockets

Nice headcanons, man. It kinda smells like a wardrobe but that's okay.

Thank you for the reminder, anon! We sure will. :~]

i say as i chug my 3rd soda

[iheartmonaco]

could you make a george russell x m!reader smau

ik u usually do text fics but i thought i’d make a request any way

love ur fics btw :)

Sure I can, anon. You're too sweet <3

Is He Gay Or European?

George Russell X Male! Influencer! Reader

George trying to soft launch his relationship but the fans just think he's being.... George

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[turnedpalefromlackofsun]

Baldhida

Guess who

(It's nahida)

[kohyuuu]

new ocs ! started: february 3rd, 2025 finished: february 6th, 2025

im feeling really fucking sick rn and i think i have the flu so here is the kinda long awaited introductions to my three new ocs x

was going to add at least 1-2 more hcs for scarlett but im experiencing brain fog rn

anyway enjoy !

as always, androgynous reader <3

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(more undercut !)

elias dunstan rivera 🐢🎧🇵🇭 (inspired by rise donatello !!!!!!)

- he’s a philippine forest turtle

- he’s in 2 honors classes and is in ap psychology which he absolutely hates and loves

- has adhd! (inattentive type) you have to comfort him because his meds don’t work sometimes/take a while to kick in

- has an x-men hyperfixation !! (ares suggestion!)

- quiet. he’s a shy fella. will talk his head off to you over tv shows, movies and fandoms tho !!

- owns grey sony headphones (weirdly specific ik HELP) that he wears on his head or around his neck

- loves hugs (especially from you <333), just make sure to ask him first incase he’s overstimulated. he’s very indifferent to touch but doesn’t mind it when he isn’t overwhelmed

- doesn’t have a lot of friends, except for you and a few other people

- if you two are dating, he would feel insecure given how shy he is, and he feels like he wouldn’t be a good boyfriend but you reassure him he is and always will be ❤️

- kinda hates walking in the hallways at school bc it’s really loud and it overwhelms him sometimes 😕

- he is of filipino descent!!

- some people tell him he kinda looks like rottmnt’s donatello and he’s like “who??” and then they show a pic of him and he’s like “ohhh… yea we do kinda look alike ngl” HELP ME

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finley singh 🐯🤼🇮🇳

- he is a bengal tiger!!

- has average grades in his classes at school (do NOT ask him about math please x)

- for an apex predator, his name doesn’t sound that threatening

- like when you think of the name finley, you wouldn’t think of a literal tiger that looks like he would beat you up in the parking lot…. 😞

- he’s on your school’s wrestling team !! he’ll jump people for you if they’re being mean to you dw x (AND ITS ON SIGHT 😛)

- finley is of indian descent :33

- he’s a soft spoken person but sometimes his voice comes out high and awkwardly loud whenever he speaks

- plays fortnite and fall guys

- owns the hatsune miku skin on fortnite and is a freaking god on fall guys

- if you two are dating, i feel like he’d be an amazing boyfriend but also a really annoying one

- he would try to find you the second he gets out of the locker room so he can walk home with you/however you get home if you’re still at school

- finley’s also the type to give big bear hugs whether you’re a close friend or his s/o, he’ll back off if you’re uncomfy ofc !!

- he chuffs when you guys hug btw and its loud af and he might pounce on you so be careful LMFAO

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scarlett avery ellis 🌹🤠🇺🇸

- human!! she is black <3

- she also has adhd (combined-type) and is hyperfixated on american/cowboy/cowgirl aesthetic and music!! ❤️

- her grades in school are also average, but you and her have study dates together if you two are dating <3

- has a big american flag in her room!! she also has a corkboard with everything american/cowbody related on it in the style of an early 2000s rom-com where the character plans out something on their corkboard or smth?? (idk if y’all are getting my reference but i hope yk LMAO)

- randomly sings the intro song from american dad when she’s around you and/or some friends LMFAOO

- is best friends with elias!! you and him met thanks to her <3

- if you two are dating, i feel like scarlett would be a loving girlfriend, you guys would just do everything together (depending on your comfort). she has moments where she’s overstimulated or overwhelmed bc of something, so you’re always there for her xx <3

- she’s really big on slime rancher (first and second game), like every time you would come over to her place to hang out the first thing you see her doing when you go into her room she’s playing slime rancher on her pc 😞

- plays a lot of pj sekai. the group she chose was wonderland showtime!! (the group i chose once 😛)

- owns rdr2 on steam !!!!!! (she has over 55+ hours on it)

2/17/25 edit: SPECIAL THANKS TO MY GOOD FRIEND @ares-shithole-writing-blog !!1!1!1! he helped me come up with a few of the facts for these lovely characters xxxx

[erenfox]

ranking purple hyacinth characters cuz they're my pookies (well most of them at least) 🗣❗

1. Lauren Sinclair: OHH OUR QUEEN FRR she's such an interesting character, with her defined flaws and trauma! writing complex characters, especially mcs, is not easy at all (for me at least :P lmao) but the way it was executed for lauren? chefs kiss fr 9/10

2. Kieran White: how can one man be so sweetly soft yet intimidatingly hot at the same time??? moreover he's so fucking terrifying when he needs to holy shit. his character arc from being a cocky bastard (powerless reference to those who care hehe) with no affection for anyone in his heart in s1, to being this wholesome member of the apd gang who actually now cares for others was so satisfying to witness as well! aND THE WAY HES ACTUALLY SCARED FOR LAUREN'S WELLBEING??? 😭 9/10

3. Kym Ladell: UGH OK BADDIE I STAN YOU SO HARD. she's such a vibrant and fun character lmaooo i was literally craving for scenes with kym! shes so adorably immature as well, who definitely brings light into lauren, will, lukas and everyone else's dark life. her sass? TOP TIER I TELL YOU. (it's fighting for first place against lukas' sass fr). i just love how during times of crisis, she's actually mature and often takes command, being completely serious and concentrated towards her mission! talk about duality lmao. but ngl it's kinda sad how she uses this childish behaviour to hide her own pain of losing daena, and trauma over nearly losing her friends. shes just so brilliant 😭❤ 10/10

4. William Hawkes: ngl at first i thought will was just a buzzkill, but he's actually so sweet and caring, especially towards lauren and kym (tho idk if he'll ever admit to being constantly worried for his wifey, i mean, sergeant hehe 🤭) his story at home is also so sad, with his father being a hella sus estranged fella, his mother seeing nothing but his brother in him, and rafael fucking running away. seeing him cry over nearly losing his sister-figure (lauren) and wife (kym), and over rafael's betrayal made me sympathise with him. poor baby doesn't deserve it at all :( 8/10

5. Lukas Randall: omg the sass. the grumpy aura. the completely out of pocket death threats to the coworkers he absolutely loves to death. the badass-ness while taking down the phantoms at the warehouse. the only calm moments of him around lila (THEYRE SO FUCKIN CUTE 😭) and the legitimately sly happy look on his face while making kym do dumb shit for blackmail? top tier man, ill tell u that for free 🤣🤣🤣 he just needs more screentime and i would absolutely devour more of his screentime! 7/10

6. Lila Desroses: she's so cute and underrated i can't 😭 the way she's so nice and polite to everyone! and the way she cares for old mr grumpy cat over here, to the point she literally stayed by his bedside throughout the night when he was in a coma 😭❤ soph and eph, im begging you to please make her shine more just like the rest of the apd gang! but please for the love of mr brussel sprouts don't let anything bad or traumatic happen to her istg- 6/10

7. Belladonna Davenport: im not gay but goddamn. she's fine asf! especially when she's murdering people: sheesh. also her pink hair and makeup is legit so pretty, like girlie lend me your beauty secrets- but anyway, as a character, she's so fuckin unhinged it's actually funny. also her lil sibling-like banters with kieran? pure gold fr 😹 8/10

8. Detective March: this little bitch. he was so wholesome during his entire introduction, and then he goes out and reveals hes been siding with the fucking phantom scythe this whole time? and his reason is what - the royals suck and the apd is incompetent? i agree about the royals part, but apd being incompetent? omg i wonder how that couldve happened. totally not because of fucking traitors like you and that wimp harvey jabbering all their plans to the ps, right? lookie here guys, here goes another one of lauren's father figures down the drain, how fun. really hoping for ph to continue so i can see what truly happened with him on the ship's edge (who shot him, i wanna thank you.) 2/10

9. Captain Hermann: ugh i hate him and his attitude towards lauren. he may be good, but that doesn't justify him belittling lauren every chance he gets. the only thing that redeemed him was him promoting lauren to detective again. 4/10

10. Mr Brussel Sprouts: OH MY LOONEY TUNES. THE DEFINITION OF HAWTNESS. THE BEAUTY. THE GRACE. THE HANDSOMENESS. THE CHARM. THE RIZZ. THE IMMACULATE FACIAL STRUCTURE. THE ABILITY TO BE EERILY PRESENT AT ALL THE WRONG TIMES. THE DOPPELGANGER OF THE GREEK GODS' LOOKS. OOF I AM MOGGED 😩✋ 929492949924/10

[emptiies]

How do you feel ab the way the fandom just kinda ignores the fact that Zane is half blind a disability that 100% would impact his daily life and the way Garroth feels guilty over it

Me personally I feel like I’m without water in a desert

zane is personally one of my all time favourite characters !! i've had such a soft spot for him since 2016, and it sucks to see something that would so heavily impact his life just get pushed to the side like that :/ the thing is jess/mystreet (in canon) DID kinda also ignore how zane's disability would impact his daily life as well, so im not too surprised that a lot of the fandom also brushed it off. i would love to see more fics/other rewrites that explore zane's disability, since my rewrite is definitely going to explore it + more of zane's relationship with his family and especially his brothers.

in my rewrite, it was garte that caused zane to go blind in one eye and not garroth. i dont wanna say much because i wanna explore the ro'meave family dynamics in future fics (in both mystreet and diaries) , but i am going to give these fellas so much family trauma >:] garroth has so much guilt , not just about zane losing sight in his eye, but also about his + his brother's upbringings. he's got a lot of older brother guilt i would love to write about. in short, i love the ro'meave brothers and their dynamic WILL have me screaming into a pillow /pos

[writers-wrongs]

Hi! May I request yandere alphabets for Yandere!The Elephant Man (from camp here and there) x Male!reader?

(I'm the person who request headcanons for Yandere Alex x Male reader and I accidentally forgot to switch as an anon-)

sure thing! i swear, the overlap between chnt fans and sdv fans is almost a circle. also, just for this, im going to make reader kinda like sydney in terms of TEMs effect on them

the elephant man x male!reader yandere alphabet

affection: how do they show their love and affection? how intense does it get?

this man is a snuggly little fella!! arms around you at all times. he'll also steal from the campers to get you stuff- usually plushies, blankets, and anything else soft. and he'll constantly compliment you, with a whole heap of religious reverence

blood: how messy are they willing to get?

hes willing to kill, but hed really rather not. you deserve to be loved by everyone (but especially by him), so he wont kill someone just for being your friend. as long as you come back to him at the end of the day, of course! but if someone were actively trying to keep you apart? well, a shepherd like himself sometimes has to thin the herd...

cruelty: how would they treat their darling once they abduct them? would they mock them?

oh, never! he loves you, the world itself loves you! hes giving all the praise. if he ever even thought he offended you, hed start crying

darling: other than abduction, would he do anything against their loves will?

honestly, i dont think hed kidnap you at all. sure, he wouldnt want you to leave the camp grounds, but he wouldnt mind following you around wherever you go. so really, i think hed just trail you like a lost puppy.

exposed: how much of their heart do they share? how vulnerable are they with their love?

he would rip his heart out of his chest and give it to you if he could. nothing about him is a secret to you, especially not his love. that said, he wont talk about himself unless prompted.

fight: how would they react if their darling fought back?

hed blame jedidiah. i dont care if jedidiah doesnt exist in this world where he loves you and not sydney, he will blame jedidiah. or anyone jedidiah-adjacent. hed never be upset at you, its not your fault youve been misled!

game: is this a game to them? do they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

not a game at all. youre his muse, he needs you! you cant leave him! but dont worry, he wont be mad at you. he blames jedidiah.

hell: what would be your worst experience with them?

well... probably the whole ritual thing. in his defense, he doesnt really see it as killing you. outside of that, itd have to be him lifting his mask, leaving you just aware enough to watch as he scoops you up and carries you to the woods.

ideals: what kind of future do they want with their darling?

oh, just the normal stuff. immortalizing you as an eternal muse for all the world and such. him as your faithful prophet, always by your side, spreading the word of your perfection. just couple things!

jealousy: do they get jealous easily? how do they cope?

he doesnt really get jealous. he wants everyone to worship you as he does, so he doesnt mind others showing you love. unless its- say it with me- jedidiah. how dare he get so close to you! how dare he try and mislead you! he copes by insulting jedidiah, both behind his back and to his face

kisses: how do they act around or with their darling?

religious zeal! he'll get on his knees for you (in prayer, get your mind out of the gutter), praise your name to the heavens, anything and everything to prove his devotion. that said, he can tone it down sometimes to a simple cup of tea and dancing with you. he worships you, yes, but a small part of him wants to love you normally

love letters: how do they go about courting their darling?

stalking, stalking, stalking! he kinda just hopes youll accept him through proximity. he'll also steal things from the campers and leave em for you

mask: are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

not really. hes always a little freak regardless of who hes with. hes probably more "normal" around you than anyone else honestly

naughty: how would they punish their darling?

he wouldnt! youre his muse, whatever you do must be right. if you spend time with that detested architect, its not your fault! youve been deceived, he cant punish you for that!

oppression: how many rights would they take away?

none, for the same reasons as n

patience: how patient are they with their darling?

he can get a little pissy when you start falling asleep (but thats when his accent comes out, so nobody would blame you for snoozing on purpose). he also gets frustrated when you try to deny that youre a god on earth. youre perfect, how the hell can you not see that?!?

quit: if their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever move on?

HA! no way! he was trying to kill you, sure, but he wasnt aware of that. when he realizes what he did, he'll be inconsolable. no more practiced voice, hes sobbing in the woods over your grave, wailing out in russian about how sorry he is, how he never meant to hurt his muse. but if you left... he'll track you down eventually. his poor muse, stolen away from his prophet! he'll find you again, he'll prove his devotion

regret: would they ever feel guilt about how they treat their darling? would they ever let them go?

not at all! hes following you to the ends of the earth, youre never getting rid of him. hed never feel bad about it, you need devotees even if you say otherwise. hes fully deluded, and thats not changing anytime soon

stigma: what brought about this side of them? trauma, curiosity, etc?

i could sit here for years and not come up with an explanation for elijah volkov. in canon, hes like that about sidney because of spoiler reasons (if you know you know), but for someone else who doesnt share sidneys condition? i cant imagine what would prompt him to be like this. idk man, he just thought you were cool. its 2 am, cut me some slack

tears: how do they feel when they see their darling scream, cry, or isolate themselves?

oh, how can his muse be sad? the world itself loves you, can you not feel it? he'll be doing anything and everything to help you feel better. tea and plushies for you!

unique: anything they do differently from a typical yandere?

the thing is, he doesnt actually need you to love him back. he just needs to worship you, and he'll be content. plus theres the whole... pyre incident, which i dont think most yanderes would do

vice: what weakness of theirs can you exploit to get away from them?

hang around jedidiah. he avoids that man like the plague, itll keep him off you for a bit. just expect some questions when you inevitably get separated from jeddie

wits end: would they ever hurt you?

not knowingly. hes not really aware that burning you alive ends with your death, you know? but other than that, no

xoanon: how much would they revere or worship their darling?

worship is his middle name! elijah worship volkov. thats him. i dont think i need to go into detail for this, its elijah.

yearn: how long would they pine before they snap?

a week? maybe two? he'll start following you like a lost puppy after seeing you like five total times.

zenith: would they ever break their darling?

no, never! youre perfect as is, hed never do anything to change you!

[toesuckersplaining]

marc fuck journal (notes) 1/???

fuckjournal notes(ronzi i know you're reading this)

Vantino Ronzi(no Rossi):

Breaking my silence: i was not virgin when we had sex for the first time but he was so obssesed with the idea of take my virginity so...i let him be. He was not my first but he was my best, i mean, i dreamed about having him since my teenage days when i  wake up covered in sweat and wet between my legs

Dovi:

He waited patiently until i was ready to do the 'entire thing' and when we finally got there it was sooo good, he treat me so careful and then fuck me like a god. He is the biggest i ever had by far, thank god for andrea dovizioso.

Dani:

I dreamed about having him when i was a teenager around the same time of rronzi's wet dreams but it was kinda strange because yk we both had pussy and little virgin me doesn't know how is that supposed to work so i repressed myself until i can be *sexually* free and after his short break up with jorge we had a one night stand and damn...i can say the man has his moves(after struggling with logistics, who would say that pussy x pussy would be so difficult?)

Iannone:

Look. I know this sound so weird but hear me out.

I have this stage in my life were i feel horny everyday, every hour etc so that day when we share podium with that extra of winning adrenalin...in less words we end having a quicky against my motorhome wall and it was good, nothing special but his dick was huge and he does something with his mouth that got me crazy(10/10 eating pussy)[hey ronzi i know you're reading this, how you feel with the fact of i fuck more than two times with the man you choose as your rider's replace at your beloved team. and if you ask yes, we fucked in the vr46 garage]

Aleix:

So early in my life i feel the necesity of growing up fast doing 'adult things' so i ended up having sex with my friend's older brother on their shared room in catalunya. He was careful, so slow on his moves and made my first time memorable(i experiment a good orgasm) even so, our second time years later wasn't so good like the first, i mean he still good but he moans 'jorge' when he came and look im a whore but i have feelings(he apologize like a thousand of times and we are ok now but yeah...never again)

Pecco:

A little anxious rat-eyed fella. We couldn't properly do it because he forgot were he supposed to put his dick, we fell like we are doing something wrong(like the plot of a soft porn movie were stepmom and stepson wants to fuck but can't because dad...ok that thought was kinda weird)

A consolation blowie...an akward handshake and never talk about it.

Franky:

I never expected having him, our relationship was never tense like with the other guys *cof cof bez* but we ignore each other existence, but after his accident we get closer in the "we talk sometimes" way and more closer in a "one time we had hard sex in his hotel room" way. And definitley it was NOT on my bingo card getting fucked that hard and that well by the chill guy.

maybe i will write more of this

[itsmoving]

Please do talk about ur silly little guys *kicking my legs in the air*

(when you feel like it/have time of course)

its been over a week (im so sorry) but finally getting around to doing this

figured i'd talk some about the three ocs of mine that i've shown on this blog before, go into a bit more depth about who they are and what not! gonna put it under the cut for anyone interested :)

max is the lead singer of a rock band who has been cursed to constantly smile (he can close his mouth), a side effect of which being that he's permanently fucking starving. he's a born shape-shifter, but a learned skill of his is perfect vocal imitation, which helps his band getting hired for song covers, but also works as a great intimidation tactic or lure for prey. he has really good metabolic control, as well, so that's something ig lol. (also hes a sona based visually on mod pinkneck)

dave is one of his alters, a fellow singer, but in the band he's more of the songwriter half of 'singer-songwriter'. max being a shape-shifter lets him physically look like his alters which i think is neat. dave is stuck with the hunger side of the curse but not the smile. he has max's vocal imitation skill, but not metabolic control, instead his digestive mucus and enzymes contain a gaseous hallucinogen that cause his prey to trip balls while they're being digested. (hes a sona based visually on mod ringneck) (also i frequently draw him as a mad scientist because mad science rules)

in terms of voracious escapades, both of them are preds, max being an 'apex', dave being more likely to be prey. both usually fatal, both definitely engage in both soft and hard vore, and both don't shut up once they've caught you, they are monologue villains 100%.

mike is the fella featured in this post and he is one of my best boys. he is also a singer (i dont have a type i swear). not gonna get too deep into his story lol but basically he's the son of a goddess and a demon, just trying to live his life with his husband teddy (seen above, unused on this blog (for now)). i just like writing these guys into shenanigans since they're some of my longest standing ocs, along with some others that i'll be sure to give a light intro to if i do end up posting about them in the future :O

for the voracious escapades, both are kinda vore switches- teddy as pred is fatal, mike is safe, and they're purely soft preds. but it's not really their main thing for me! teddy's a feedee who loves being fed while lying on mike's howling hungry tummy. mike's into stuffing but mostly just likes seeing his husband so happy and full :)

anyway these are my fucking boring ass ocs thanks for coming to my ted talk get it one of them is called teddy see thats funny do you ge

[the-sin-microwave]

Top ten characters to like, do kink stuff with?

ten??? that is Many lmao i had to think about this one. im assuming you mean feedism and/or like characters i like to see in scenarios? or draw/write them like that? idk. i need to do more k!nk fanart. so i can back up this list w proof 💀

in no particular order:

● aziraphale & crowley

● stocking (panty & stocking)

● the pokemon go grunt LISTEN LISTEN HEAR ME OUT THE FEM ONE KINDA

● muriel, portia, and julian (the arcana, and not all at once lmao)

● stella (a lil character from a mobile game i play, i do draw her but it's very niche)

● jaskier literally bc of @soft-fella 's stuff with him omg

that's like 9??? idk if i can come up w more a lot of the content im into has no feedism stuff/i don't think the characters would fit 😭😭 but thank you anon!!! this was my first ask ever so woah milestone lmao.

[signedkoko]

hai!!!! i'm here 2 request a romantic hazbin hotel matchup :3

(i'm genuinely so sorry if this isn't detailed enough i'm really bad at details and i'm also very unserious)

Call me lux, lucia or vii! i'm a bigender (does this count as male??) fella and i kiss boys i'm a boy kisser and i'm an ISTP and a scorpio!!! and i'm chinese by the way

FASHION/APPEARANCE: i have like shoulder length black hair with red streaks, and i'm around 5'2 i believe? and i wear a lot of heavy eyeliner lol

in terms of fashion style, i'd say i'm pretty jirai kei or goth in general, i go through a lot of eyeliner, and i'm a big fan of the color maroon and pink!!

OVERALL PERSONALITY: i have a resting bitch face so it's easy for a lot of people to assume i'm silently judging everyone around me like an edgelord, when in reality i'm probably thinking about something really fucking dumb like "what if the universe is donut shaped?" i'm the type of person to blurt out something really dumb in the middle of a conversation. i'm an impulsive and spontaneous person, but only once you get to know me. otherwise i'm really introverted and will unintentionally glare at people if i find them interesting. i can tolerate most people, until they just start becoming straight up offensive jerks.

INTERESTS/LIKES: i have a lot of different interests and hobbies, like insect taxidermy, coding, i play the piano and cello, i do chinese opera, wushu, badminton, knitting, baking, and im really into digital art and animation! im also a really big music person, (MY SPOTIFY WRAPPED WAS AROUND 150k MINUTES!! THATS ABOUT 104 DAYS!!!) im really into bossa nova, edm, 80e goth, breakbeat, and heavy metal :D i don't get much sleep, don't need much sleep to keep me going. i also like my coffee double double (which is canadian for 2 cream 2 sugar.) or black. ALSO LOVE SOUR CANDY AND SPICY FOOD! i have a super high spice tolerance and will gladly eat my friends food if it's too spicy for them. my favourite food is hotpot!

FLAWS/DISLIKES: sometimes i have a hard time taking things seriously, and i don't really have a filter, so a lot of the time im brutally honest or i slip up and start insulting people BUT IM REALLY TEYING NOT TO DO THAT ANYMORE!!! i also have a tendency to gossip, but only to select people i know won't spill the secret to anyone else. i'm not a fan of busy and loud environments, sudden loud noises, and people who are generally uncool and jerks, but i can pretty much tolerate anyone else

IM SO SORRY IF THIS WAS TOO LONG OR LACKED DETAIL I JUST KINDA YAPPED ON AND ON!!! MAKE SURE TO TAKE BREAKS AND STAY AWESOME I LOVE YOUR WORK!!! :3

You got...Angel Dust!

It's good that you like pink and maroon because this spider is covered in it! Angel loves all things soft and pink, which also describes you! He's extremely fashionable and adores yours, even if it leans towards a more 'darl' aesthetic than his. 

If anyone can handle a resting bitch face, it's this guy. Both of you can seem really intimidating to others, which melts away the moment the two of you laugh or talk about anything. It's visible how much you melt around each other, especially Angel. Once he's in your company, he just wants to chill and hear you talk. 

One thing Angel does make fun of you for is your spectrum of music. He is super into edm and excitable music, and knowing you are too only makes it funny when your playlist switches from bossa nova to heavy metal. Overall, Angel isn't very picky about music, and hearing you play instruments starts to loosen him up to softer, gentler varieties. 

The demon has an insatiable sweet tooth; he loves all things candy and all things sweet. Often, when you two go out, you'll switch things on your plates for the other's preference. Angel gets a lot of candy as 'gifts' and will give you anything sour or spicy out of the mix. Of course, if anything is too sweet for you, Angel is more than happy to snatch it for himself! 

If you ever take Angel out for hotpot, it'd need to have a mild section of broth at least! He would die using the spicy broth, but at least this way you can both enjoy it together!

Expect matching outfits or themes, tasting each other's food a lot, and Angel requesting that you play songs for him to sing along with all the time.

Authors Note - I do matchups for male readers!! So its totally cool either way. Also I found this so funny, I am canadian and I also drink double double + I lived in China (Chengdu + Beijing) for a handful of months as a teen. I had so much hotpot but I am so bad with spice it killed me 🤭 Thank you for requesting!

[ink-flavored]

soft asks! 🥀🌾 im so torn between saying pride and justice (and) or feriha just cause i love hearing about her too hehe

thank you!! i will help your dilemma and do one of each! :3

🥀 How would your OC decorate a notebook or journal? What kind of things are written in there? Could you give an example of a nice entry?

I'll do Feriha for this one. I think she'd decorate it with physical things, like dried flowers or scraps of paper as keepsakes, bird feathers, etc. etc. She'd use it like a daily journal, cataloguing her day and the things that happened very matter-of-factly.

🌾 Describe your OC through the eyes of someone absolutely head-over-heels in love with them

This one is for the P&J fellas. Because they are in love <3 And I kinda wanna write this in their voices so here we go--

Pride, about Justice:

Oh, where do I fucking START? For a dude who flipped Heaven the bird, you'd think he'd have less of a stick up his ass. Can't go two minutes without getting a lecture about "manners" or "common sense" or "basic public decency." Yawn. Over it.

Like, I'm just saying. He's NOT in Heaven anymore, right? But he's still so fuckin' nervous about being a perfect little angel, can't go two steps without dropping everything to fix some random person's issues. Helping people is fine, whatever, but it's like he never gives himself a break. I want to shake him sometimes, you know? Lay off the personal responsibility for five minutes, you don't have Gabriel checking your quarterly reports this week, or whatever the fuck.

I don't know. Maybe him being nice to literally everyone isn't so bad. He's nice to me, even though he probably shouldn't be. It saved my life, so I guess I should thank him for it. He's also a huge nerd, which is hilarious. I can't believe he got fake glasses for fun, what a dork.

Justice... makes me feel like I suck. But in a good way? I want to... suck less, so I'm worth it for him. That's probably dumb. But I don't know what else to say. He makes me feel like it's possible for me to not suck one day.

Justice, about Pride:

Pride is... a handful. He's very loud, he can be inconsiderate, he can't ever admit he was wrong, and no matter how many times I tell him not to smoke in the house, he seemingly can't help himself from wearing his horns to bed and making everything in his room stink. Sometimes I wonder if he even listens to me.

He's been through so much pain, though. I try to remember that. No matter how annoyingly stubborn or impossible to talk to he can be, it's all because he thought for centuries he would always be alone. I can feel it all the time, this... constant guilt and rage in him. I can't hate him, I can't even try. It takes a lot of patience to understand him, but I don't regret a single second of it.

Because he's also fiercely protective of people he loves. He's passionate, he's encouraging, he does whatever he likes without thinking about what other people might tell him. All his choices are his own, for better or worse, and I admire him for that. He's slow to trust, but once he feels like he won't be hurt by you, Pride is a beautiful person. Someone worth abandoning Heaven for.

[send me a soft OC ask]

[emberlotus]

list of headmates

still need to finish our drawings of all us so for the time being heres a list of all of us! (all of us are kind and caring to friends and basically everyone but thats part of us always nomatter whos fronting)

-Zii: the host of the system (also the one writing this) im super friendly to everyone and can be ether outgoing or a ball of shy timid anxiety, i like alot of things the others like, and vice versa :D

-Silvy: silvy is my yin yang polar equal oposite, we used to each like and dislike things the other didnt (horror things and other stuff) but now were more ballanced and she can be rather motherly ^^ but shes still her bubbly self and all that good extroverted positivity!

-Jake: jake is our protector and voice of reason when not fronting, like the good angel on your shoulder and all that, when they front their a bit different but still the same, calm serious and gives helpful info but kind, their a gentle giant

-Neoma: this little fella (in both size and head space, aka is a little) is the only things that really gets us to bet on time, he loves sleeping and hugging toys and plushies and some nostalgic music from our childhood, simple and cute :) tho they have been "growing up?" and showing up aside from bed time and talking about things outside from his norm and stuff, their smart but still a litte

-Ashly: ashly has that tough girl attitude and is kinda big sister to us shes tough and nothing can knock her down but shes got a soft spot for things and a supportive nature and helps zii when siblings are pushing his buttons

-Rika: rika is a tech geek task loving robo girl :D she talks a bit like zii all hyper energetic with maybe some robot play on words here or there, she also loves brainstorming and oddly making blueprints for our ocs and showing details and features, shes also a soft mix of us when were hyper energetic/happy

-Issabell: shes the stress holder i think saddly >< but she helps us de-stress mainly, she also loves happing silvy as a comfort buddy/lapcat

-Ink: their a split off of zii and spawned from a depressive state, ink and zii are similar in likes and appearance but dont call ink zii that triggers them, ink is potentially a little but not too sure, they do hang out with neoma at times, ink speaks in third person and wants to be scary to others but still kind to others

-Tempest & Hazel: both are fictives of plushies we got and neoma seems to be the only one who knows stuff about them, tempest is a dragon axolotl lady while hazel a gingerbread lady(but now a robot also?) both of them are calm and relaxed, and havent shown up much so we cant give much info, but hazel likes comfy cozy things :)

[disastrouslyyours]

Not sure if you are still doing drabbles, but I recently came up with an evil idea. Big shot era spam gets kidnapped for ransom. The thugs that captured him make a small discovery that he's ticklish. And since its taking a while for the ransom to be paid, they decide to have some fun. Feel free to toss this idea. I just had an itch for big shot spam is all.

Anon I literally always have an itch for Big Shot Spam. I’m too nice to my Big Shot, I suppose it’s time to really knock him down a notch for real huh.

Don’t worry, big guy. I’ll be so nice to you in the next one. (Pinky Promise 😇)

(anon just remember, you asked me for evil. i just hope i delivered.) 1.5k words are u kidding me, what happened to "drabbles"

Being tied to a chair wasn’t exactly on Spamton’s list of things he absolutely hated; being tied to a chair while also being interrogated and threatened by a pair of money-hungry miscreants was absolutely on that list. The two insisted that they only captured him on orders from their boss, explaining that the “Gambler” demanded a ransom of $50,000 in exchange for Spamton’s safe return.

Spamton found the whole ordeal rather childish, and even offered to pay the ransom himself. The two denied his request, however, saying that their boss wanted the money to come from a specific individual.

“Money is money.” Spamton spat. “It shouldn’t matter [Who What Where] it comes from. I’ll even pay [Double], if it gets me out of here sooner.”

“Unfortunately for you, Mr. Spamton, but Gambler doesn’t want this ransom for the money. He wants it for the power.” The taller, silver haired half of the pair hissed as they trailed a finger down Spamton’s nose, causing him to sneer in disgust.

“And as such, Boss Man needs it to come from someone incredibly specific.” The shorter, copper haired goon spoke with incredibly over-exaggerated hand movements. “And this time, that someone isn’t you.” They jab their finger into Spamton’s side and he flinches with a small yelp.

“Phantom,” the copper haired one smirks as they look over at their partner. “Did you hear that?”

“Hear what, Kettle?” Phantom replies, curling a finger under Spamton’s chin.

“He made the cutest little sound when I did this.” Kettle pokes Spamton’s side again and receives a similar reaction, much to their delight.

“Hmm, I’m not quite sure I heard it. Let me see for myself.” Phantom drags their finger along Spamton’s jaw, smiling when it earns them a stifled giggle.

“Listen, I’ll pay your boss and both of you [Direct Deposit] each $50,000.” Spamton jerks his face away from Phantom’s scratching fingers. “Just untie me. [Now].”

“A rather enticing offer, Mr. Spamton.” The silver twin perks up at the deal as they thoughtfully tap their chin.

“But Phan, Gambler specifically said-”

“I know what Gambler said, Ketty. But it’s been almost an hour and we haven’t heard anything. I’d rather take the money now, for us, and deal with Gambler later.”

“Phantom.” Kettle crosses their arms with a huff. “You know what happens when we break Boss Man’s rules. This is his Game, we’re just playing it.” They sigh dramatically and rest their chin on Spamton’s head, who exhales an exasperated groan.

“Aw, Kettle, don’t look so sad. You’re right, this is Gambler’s Game. But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun ourselves.”

Spamton was about to protest when he felt a hand softly squeeze his side. He squirms and attempts to hide the squeak that escapes him, but the look on Phantom’s face tells him he was unsuccessful. The look on Kettle’s face told him that he had to do something, and quickly, before this took a rather unfavorable turn.

“My [Offer] still stands. You each take $50,000 [Cash Rewards] right now, including another [Stack] for your boss, and I’ll even throw in an extra $50,000 [For Free] for good measure.” He layers on the salesman tone extra thick, hoping to charm them into taking the bait.

But baited, they were not. Kettle digs their fingers into his sides and he screams, attempting to twist away but finding himself trapped by the restraints wrapped around his wrists.

“Aww, you’re soo right PhanPhan, we can have ourselves a little fun!”

“N-NO [Wait! There’s More!”]” Spamton wheezes and shakes his head, trying to focus on anything except the unnervingly curious fingers of his captor. “I CAHAN PAY YOU ANYTHING Y-YOU [Help Wanted!]”

“Awfully quick of you to jump to offering us anything.” Phantom joins their partner, mirroring their movements on Spamton’s other side. He dissolves into a fit of laughter, squirming in every direction to try and free himself.

“It’s so cute when you wiggle!” Kettle teases as they undo the buttons on his jacket. “As if you can actually go anywhere.”

“P-PLEASE [Take The Deal]!”

“Hmm, what if I don’t want money? What then, Mr. Big?” Spamton swallows as he makes direct eye contact with Kettle, who is kneeling in front of him, and watches Phantom move behind him out of his line of sight.

“Anything you want! A [New Car], a [Stock Market] share, anything!” Kettle simply stares back at him with half lidded eyes, a devilish smirk on their face.

“Anything I want?” They wrap their hand around his tie, slipping a finger in the knot to loosen it. Slowly and purposefully, they let their hand fall onto his chest as they thumb the top button of his shirt.

Spamton suddenly feels the restraints on his wrists give out, sighing in relief. “So, which [Limited Time Offer] [Deal] is to your liking?” He doesn’t receive a reply, and instead feels two strong hands grab his wrists from behind. He looks up to see Phantom looming over him, adjusting their grip so that they are holding his hands above his head. With a wicked grin and a glint in their eye, the restraints reappear on his wrists. He gives his arms an experimental tug, but finds them magically suspended above him. He turns his attention back to Kettle, who is now giggling to themselves as they undo the buttons on his shirt.

“You silly goose, none of those sound fun to me.” They flick open his shirt and he shivers. “None of them tickled my fancy.” They dig their fingers into Spamton’s stomach and he shrieks.

“WAIT, [DO NOT PASS GO], STOP.” He’s shaking with laughter as Kettle kneads their thumbs into his soft midsection.

“But what if what I want is sitting right in front of me, Mr. Spamton? What if this is what I want?”

“BUT THIS, AHA, TICKLES!”

“That’s the point, Big Shot.” Phantom glides their hands down Spamton’s arms before scratching their fingers into the soft bend of his underarm. He squeezes his eyes shut as he shakes with laughter, trying desperately to regain his composure enough to speak.

“ANYTHING BUT THIHIS!”

“Aw, Phantom, look at him! He’s almost as red as his suit.” Kettle croons as they spider their fingers up and down his sides. “You’re so cute when you’re blushing, almost makes me feel bad for you.”

“PLEASE FEEL [Bad Time] FOR MEHEHEE!”

“Hmm, I like when you ask nicely.” Kettle drops their hands and rests them on the chair and looks up to Phantom, nodding. Phantom slows their movements down before dropping their hands as well, allowing Spamton the space to finally catch his breath.

“Please…anything [Else] you want. A new [House], [Paid In Full], hell, a whole [Apartments for Rent] complex. Just, keep your [Hands Off] of me.”

“Hands off? All you had to do was ask!” Kettle winks up at Spamton, who winces. Before he can ask what they mean, Kettle inhales sharply and leans forward to blow a huge raspberry against his stomach. Spamton all but melts into the chair, a couple tears forming in his eyes as he falls apart under the exceptionally ticklish sensation. He begs for his captors to stop and offers them the absolute world when he feels four hands find their way back to his soft spots. Just as he thinks he’s hit his limit, a phone rings and the two twins step away from him. Phantom answers it with hushed tones, Kettle clinging to their side and craning their neck to listen to the receiver. Spamton can’t make out anything distinct from either party as he regains his breath, his heart racing and his face flushed. He flinches as Kettle bounds over to him with a smile on their face. In an instant the restraints fade, and Spamton drops his arms with a sigh.

“It’s your lucky day, Mr. Spamton. Your ransom has been paid, and therefore, you’re free to go!” Kettle gestures towards the lone door in the room, which Phantom is currently unlocking.

“I’m actually surprised it took them this long. My money was on the ransom being paid instantly…not that I’m upset with the turn of events.” Phantom shoots a smug look at Spamton, who blushes as he buttons up his shirt.

“I’ll make you a [Deal].” He narrows his eyes at Phantom who raises an intrigued eyebrow. “I’ll pay each of you to never speak of this to anyone.”

“Deal.” Phantom extends their hand to shake on it, and Spamton returns the gesture.

“Aw, but Phaaaan, do we have to let him go so soon?” Kettle pouts as they plop into the chair Spamton was previously trapped in.

“Not our call, Ketty. It’s Gambler’s Game, remember? What Gambler says, goes. And he says to let the Big Shot go.” Phantom opens the door and gestures for Spamton to exit. “We hope you have a safe travel home, Mr. Spamton.” They layer on a mock customer service voice, and while thoroughly insulted, Spamton takes his cue and slips out the door. He shivers in the cold night air, rubbing his sides for warmth and to chase away ghosts of previous sensations. It would be a long walk home, but at least he had time to think about who Gambler was, who he wanted money from, and why he was taken hostage.

[stingchronicity]

thinking about that confessions post from a few days where the person said they really hate john wetton. im not judging them for their opinion bc its totally valid to feel that way, but GOD i cant relate

[paladinscleric]

the softest boys. will byers & mike wheeler. crazy together.

I don’t know a lot of things, but I do know this: with you, everything hurts a little less, and it all makes a little more sense.

- DS