#im ass at coding ik

[sachsoup]

this feels so limited :(( i might edit my page's HTML l8r

[snivyartjpeg]

and they were roommates

[smthleon]

my 2025 hc is that everyone in this community believes red is fat and hairy, and will draw him that way and that green is a millennial & will quit projecting him as this one 1nch weak twink. thank you.

(read tags 4 more btw)

[transgods]

really enjoying my dash rn tbh love u guys and ur taste. has anyone made a are u prey or are u predator uquiz yet

[poltergeist-coffee]

ive heard that mariana's been on minecraft smps before but he never did like serious lore? he just liked to hang out with his friend and build so i wonder what he would do if he was presented with this (code?) juanaflippa

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

@foxonrollerskates

Just something I've noticed

[autosarcophagy-avaritia]

my roommate hasa to get a phone today because of storage. i cant wait to see how much i want to kill myself by the end of this!

[yukimiyum]

the empty threats from liberals in this post-election social media hellscape is gonna drive me absolutely insane actually

[bbyg4rl]

snoop

cw: bf!jj x reader, slight smut, use of toys (vibrator), squirt !

summary: jj watches you touch yourself with a vibrator. MDNI

< edging, squirt, overstimulation, all he does is watch, slight exhibitionism i think (?) >

a/n: ik all im writing is smut but i promise i will write fluff soon !!!

Your boyfriend was a snoop. You knew that. Just blame it on his kleptomaniac tendencies, It wasnt ever in an attempt to pry on you. No, no, he just liked looking around. Your bedroom was like his own treasure hunt.

One drawer led to your panties, another one to your bras, so on and so forth. But what he never expected to find in one of those drawers was a vibrator. He assumed it was from before you guys were together. You had no use for a vibrator now that you had a JJ at your beck and call. But he'd have to admit, thinking of you pleasuring yourself with a vibrator.. it excited him.

Your boyfriend and his silver tongue always won, He could persuade someone into commiting a federal crime if he really put his mind to it. You had no idea why you'd even agreed to this.. oh but how can you say no to JJ's bright blue puppy dog eyes?

He'd beed trying to convince you to use a vibrator on yourself while hovering over his face for a week now.

Now that you agreed to try it- he wasted no time. He'd spent the whole day giddy, waiting for you to come back from work. He even charged up the vibrator himself.

Thats how you ended up in this position- JJ had you face down ass up as he laid between your thighs. His hot breath hitting the expanse of your heat every time he let out a breath. One of his hands held your folds open as your right hand held the toy to your clit, Your left clenched against the sheets beside you in an attempt to balance yourself.

You would've collapsed onto his face long ago if it wasn't for his other hand holding you up by your waist. He watched your pussy clench around nothing like it was his favourite trashy tv show. This was his peak entertainment. Having a close up view to your heat while you played with yourself was a literal wet dream come true. It made him feel like he was the chief guest to the best event in the world.

You'd think he'd want to watch you cum the way he gawked at you, but no- when has this pogue ever done the easy thing? No, no, He wanted you to squirt.

Squirt straight onto his face.

He wanted to watch as your cum shot out of your pussy and onto his face, he wanted the full experience.

Which was basically code for edging you.

Even from under you, he was dominant. Telling you to speed up or slow down whenever he felt like it. This wasn't for your pleasure. No, This was his choice of reality tv.

"You can go faster princess" He taunted from his place under you.

"P-Please I can't-" was all you could muster out.

You'd been going for almost an hour by now. JJ led you so close to your climax only to drag you back. This would be the 7th time he'd drag you away from the finish line. Oh, how badly you wanted to reach it.

"Faster and ill let you cum baby" He cooed, rubbing soft circles on your waist.

You should've known better than to listen to him. Just as you felt yourself nearing the edge again, he pulled your hand away.

"Fuck JJ- Please-" You begged him, tears staining the pillows.

All he did in response was chuckle. You felt so desperate in that moment, He'd been torturing you for an hour. You wanted to finish so badly you were ready to fight him just to cum.

"Last time baby, I promise" he said from under you as if to solace your desperate cries for release.

A sane person wouldn't have believed him. But you weren't sane. You were far from sane, You wanted to cum. and you wanted to cum bad.

Fortunately for you, He'd started feeling pity for you. You were his girl after all. He loved making you feel good. And thats exactly what he was going to do.

JJ took the still vibrating toy from your hand, leaving you to balance yourself alone. He held the toy to your clit with one hand while the other spread your puffy folds open so he could watch.

He moved it up-down, left-right, eventually he pressed it into your swollen bundle of nerves, a smirk covering his features as you whimpered and shook above him. He blew cold air to your cunt, watching as it clenched around his breath. So empty, he couldnt wait to fill it up.

"You wanna cum darling? " He asked softly, giving your hole featherlight kisses.

"Yes, P- Please" You sniffled, overstimulated out of your mind.

As an act of mercy, he changed the vibrator to its highest setting.

"Cum for me then" he hummed, His soft southern drawl making your pussy flutter.

And that's all it took. Like clockwork you were gushing all over him, His wish fulfilled as you squirted all over his face and open mouth. He moaned as you bathed his face in your climax.

You collapsed on top of him as you finished, your drenched pussy squished against his forehead as he let out a soft chuckle. He turned off the vibrator, putting it away as his hands reached your waist and pulled you down over him so you were now resting on his chest.

"Thank you sweetness" he gave you a kiss on your forehead. Holding you close as you passed out in his arms.

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[babyjinsu]

best friend’s boyfriend goes soooo crazy… /pos also sister’s bf too + blackmail omfg i’m biting my arm rn /pos

HII MY BELOVED FAIRYY!! so sorry for taking so long ugh <//3

cw cheating, noncon, dubcon, filming, throat-fucking, the word rape, sungchan n eunseok r both mean cheaters here, victim blaming, but you're also an asshole here, blackmail

no bcs ik im fucked up when cheating is one of my favourite trope(??) like when it comes to cheating i’m there n i’m here n i’m everywhere <//3 

can’t stop thinking of a member (sungchan in my head all the time) dating your best friend to get under your pants (bonus point if you rejected him in the past!!) your bestfriend thinks he’s looking at her and hanging onto every word she says but sungchan’s eyes slide past her and cut straight to you… 

when you hang out at her house, and sungchan’s there too—and you excuse yourself to go to the kitchen or the bathroom and he’ll follow behind, trapping your body between the kitchen cabinet and his’, his fingers graze your wrist, pressing his bulge against your ass—he’ll whisper into your ear, “still not interested?”

and when you reject him again—tell him to fuck off and leave you and your bestfriend alone, he’ll just chuckle and tells you it’s okay. he’s got all the time in the world. your bestfriend isn’t leaving, and knowing you—you won’t leave her either. 

he’ll definitely take any chances he’s got. he sees you intoxicated and a little drunker than usual, he’ll sweep you off right under your feet when his girlfriend isn’t looking, bring you over any vacant room in the house and take you right there and then. 

sungchan will treat you like you’re his girlfriend for the night—telling you how tight you are compared to his girlfriend, how round, and perky, and bouncy, and soft your tits are as he stuffs his mouth full of them. he degrades and humiliates your bestfriend while he’s inches deep inside of you, his balls slapping against your wet pussy (contrary to what you’re saying… that you don’t want it…?) he tells you he loves you as his hot cum spurts deep into your cunt, filling you completely… :o that he deserves this,, he deserves you,, not just some bitch he has to settle with… :( the whole time you just had to listen..

but i also rlly like it if it’s mutual. like an affair!! ugh i find it really really hot if both the bestfriend’s boyfriend and you are into it. you both know what you’re doing is so wrong, and so mean, and so inhumane and you’re breaking the girls code! but neither you nor sungchan can help it??

there’s something even better—that chase, that satisfaction, the rush, the tension… the “is she on her way back??” “oh my god we’re going to get caught!!”.. the way your bestfriend gushes about how sweet sungchan, how lucky she is over the phone while you’re riding sungchan’s throbbing, big cock in your bedroom… 

…or maybe the other way around. you and sungchan are in the middle of it—when his good-for-nothing girlfriend calls and he has to tell you to keep it down while you bounce and ride yourself on him, then resorts to sucking his coated cock and forcing him to suppress his moans and groans while you take him deep inside your throat yupp yupp… 

but it’s the aftermath that’s hot—after he ends the call and punishes you for what you just did because his girlfriend asked him “what’s that?” and he has to tell her it’s nothing… it’s the “you know i don’t love her, right?” as he rocks his hips against your ass—but you don’t want that. you don’t want sungchan to stop loving your bestfriend because it will take the fun away ;( 

aaaa the secrecy is what makes cheating hot :( how long cn u both keep it up?

similiarly to sister’s boyfriend passes out xd…  

eunseok’s your sister’s long-term boyfriend, and you’re her forever sister who just got back from your uni for the semester break. you’ve heard of him over phone calls and conversations—your future brother in law! and you’re so excited to be seeing him. he’s a little older, wiser, and way smarter and mature than anyone you ever know. 

eunseok swears he didn’t mean to walk in the bathroom while you’re changing! he doesn’t even know you’re there, and that his girlfriend’s bathroom is linked to your bedroom. you dismiss it,, it’s your fault for not locking the door too :( usually it doesn’t really matter since your sister is… well your sister… but now there’s going to be a new family-member in the house!! so you have to be a little bit more careful. 

so it’s your fault for not locking your bedroom door either and giving eunseok the access to… your private space. it’s your fault for wearing those too short shorts and cropped top and walking around the house carelessly. it’s your fault that eunseok got a boner and he’s never been hornier—than your sister has ever made him feel—and he jerks off in the bathroom, fist wrapped around his lengthy and fat cock while murmuring and moaning your name and finishing it off in your shampoo bottle…

and when he can’t stand it anymore—needs to feel how his sister-in-law’s little, younger, tighter pussy feels… he doesn’t stop. eunseok uses you and fucks your pussy and throat like a fleshlight… he’ll tell you to leave your bedroom unlock, and you’ll comply because you’re so scared of your parents (especially your sister) finding out that you’ve been fucking their son-in-law (you’re too ashamed to say you were raped by your brother-in-law)...

eunseok comes every night after your sister has slept, and it’s the same routine, same positions all over again… he’ll carry and fuck you against the thin wall separating you and your sister’s room, he’ll shut you up by pushing his cock so deep in your throat <//3 if he senses that you’ve had enough and is going to report, he’ll pull out the tapes, the pictures (mostly you… and you don’t even look you were being violated. not with your eyes rolled back, lips parted, your cheeks red like you’re blushing,,,)..

besides,, who will believe you? you might be your sister’s sister but you’re also the sister who has been away for university (and you don’t know anything about her anymore now…) eunseok then will get married to her so you have nowhere to go n nowhere to run <33

the bread eaten in secret tastes yummier^^ especially ones that you’re not supposed to have…

i love cheating asks so much please indulge me with more of hihihihihihihihiihihihi >< thank u fairy lov u lov uuu <3

[softspiderling]

✦ . * ocean blue eyes pt. XVI | r.c

pairing: rafe cameron x reader

author’s note: hi hi hi sorry this was supposed to go up three days ago i’m sorry😭😭😭 pls enjoy smmmm!! if this is the first part of ocean blue eyes you see, you’re soooo lucky bc there’s fifteen parts for you to catch up on🤭

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ynrafeupdates yn via instagram stories today

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ynsunshine what in the softlaunch….

whationlylistentoyn remember when yn used to hate LA and now she’s there all the time😭

➞ ynismybaby she’s in lurve🤭

princessyn what do the ynrafe deniers have to say now

➞ ynandrafe i wanna see what they’re pulling out of their asses😭

sunburninmiami is this yn making them insta official??

rafesgf they could just be friends, nothing about this says that they’re dating

➞ rafescameron what…

↳ rafesgf honestly it might not even be rafe

↳ princesses now ik you're lying

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rafe no 🧢

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sunburninmiami boyfriend material

❤️ liked by youruser

rafesgf he’s sooo dreamy😫😫

kiecarerra lame 👎🏼

sarahcam first

youruser 🧢

❤️ liked by rafe

raferforlyfer he's so 🥹🤬🤩🥵

johnbroutledge not the booty pic on main

➞ rafe247 main??? so there's a priv account????

↳ johnbroutledge who said that?

↳ rafe247 you's said that

↳ johnbroutledge no I didn't 🤨

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jjsandrafes OMG a new photoshoot incoming😭😭

allaboutrafe model is modeling

raferaferafe he’s so babygirl coded

➞ kelleigh_leclerc 😭

cameronsbaby it’s giving scooby doo

➞ rafefan help??😭

abrmsyn it’s so cute how sarah supports him🥹

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nothisisyn no i’m a star

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kiekie oh?

➞ nothisisyn 🤭

rafewhoelse they called you to set for like 20 mins

➞ nothisisyn im training you to be patient

sarbear in her actress era

thebetterjustin lazy

➞ nothisisyn excuse you

ohnocleor feel dat

➞ nothisisyn you get it🙂‍↕️

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youruser 🤫🔜

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ynsbaby i’m SO ready

rafe 😎

➞ youruser 🧐

sarahcam i know something you don’t 😚

➞ youruser 🔐

kiecarerra soon? more like NEOW

➞ youruser 😭

ynovereveryone I'm seated. The Spotify employees are scared and asking me to leave because the "song hasn't been released yet" but I'm simply too seated

➞ youruser im DEAD😭

↳ ynovereveryone HI OLUCE YOU

↳ rafesgf are you and rafe dating?

↳ princessyn be FORREAL😭

cleogriffith my star🤩

➞ youruser ily😭

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author’s note: chaos ensues hehehe. going according to plan

[greenflowerceo]

hii im suuper late to my own week ik (i'll post the rest of the days from time to time, college applications were a pain </3 but i've got most of it down

This piece is a redraw of my very first post ! This has been a wip since the start of the year so my art style unsurprisingly changed a bunch as i tweaked the lines and colors. it's not the best but it's looking as good as it can be!

as for the zine, people are free to draw up pieces for the week up until the end of september and we can compile it all together! it's not really the usual zine format but who knows.. we can maybe try to figure out a way to formally start a more structured zine project for these two

Anyway! I've decided to dedicate my greenflower week posts to my headcanons I've made up for them from the past 4 years.. I figured you guys could take a peek into my brain since I haven't really been good at that unless you catch me in a vc :") there's a buncha hcs and old ass art i never posted finally unearthing under the cut if you wanna take a peek

So, first thing: Body headcanons..

i took super long getting what i want with this waay back when I started posting cause I was still figuring out a lot with my art. i couldn't get in good details/features that would properly differentiate them or make them fun to draw. I wasn't striving to be really innovative with the designs or anything, I just wanted them to feel like characters I like looking at and thinking about

finally, i'm somewhat able to settle on these as of right now! It will most likely update as the time passes and my art changes, but this is what I got!

basically the main idea is that i wanted Lloyd to be bulkier but sharper. grew up fast and has all these edges, but then you get to know him and he's just a big ol dork. Mostly wears loose-fitting clothes that hides his figure, but he's quite built underneath

Brad's a lil taller and pretty lanky. my art style may not be able to show that properly but lloyd can snap him in half <3 he also seems hella chill but that's probably cause he got balls of steel after living through a million ninjago invasions

This thing below is an old outfit concept I have for a project that I've been working on. does not reflect my current headcanons with his physical appearance but i do like his clothes

I think he loves his role as the green ninja, saving the world and such. it came with lots of baggage and reflection but i do promise that he enjoys it for the most part. I think him wearing green is kind of like wearing work clothes so he tends to avoid it on days when he's free to keep from being too ready to jump into ninja mode

i do tend to keep him in green though cause the fandom sure does love their color-coded ninja

anyway .. that's about most of what i've got for this that looks good enough to post, so here's a bunch of other doodles/sketches, both old and new ToT

oh and a quick comic too cause why not

one more: bonus greenflower yuri

thanks for coming to read this far :) there'll be more soon

[chaoticats3]

Just gonna record my reactions to network effect (from chpt 4 onwards) here, spoiler warning

Also this is probably gonna be pretty boring it's just me ranting and making theories as I read. No like, deep analysis or anything like that just my first reaction lol

ITS ART??!?? ART IS THE SHIP ATTACKING THEM?!?! WHAT THE FUCK AND ALSO YOOO ITS ARTI FUCKING LOVE ART BUT ALSO WHAT THE FUCK ART

I dont believe for a second art is evil btw. No way. Not my boy (gn).

What do you mean the ship feels hollow. What do you mean. What do you mean. Where is art? WHERE IS ART?!?

This is graycris isn't it. Has to be. Art has to be fine.

The weapon? OHHH they are here for murderbol.... Definitely graycris.

Wait no? What other weapon.... Maybe they are looking for murderbot but didn't realize the weapon they were looking for is murderbot? That my theory

Are they like. Aliens? Ik that doesn't make sense bc it's literally a sci-fi setting, but maybe they are aliens who have like, recently contacted other people? Outdated lech and odd appearance and talk like they are "other" to humans.

"ART was so much more than a bot pilot" sobbing

DELETED IT OH YOU BITCHES MURDERBOT KICK THEIR ASSES KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM

I refuse to believe art is dead btw. It's just not. Nuh uh. No way.

Ok so the target control system is acting weird. I think art is alive and pretending to be their system after secretly taking it down. Don't know why it didn't just kill them tho...

OH SHIT IM SAYING THIS BEFORE THEY DO BUT THEY ARE NEAR A BLACK HOLE (or a wormhole, whatever) IS TIME DISTORTION GOING TO FUCK WITH THEM. CAUSE THE OTHER TWO PEOPLE AMENA IS WITH MENTIONED THEM BEING THERE LONGER THAN THEY HAVE BEEN. IS THIS GONNA BE THAT ONE FUCKING DOCTOR WHO EPISODE WITH BILLY.

ROSS WTF DUDE.

Oh it was an accident wasn't it. I thought it was and then amena jumped on him so I was like... Was it on purpose?

Oh was it on purpose? Is he going crazy?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHAT THE FUCK

IT IS BLACK HOLE BULLSHIT ISNT IT.

I'm so confused.

New theory, it's testing for a new device to control indentured slaves, still confused about what weapon the gray people were asking about.

Murderbot taking over the medical shit so if it goes south Amena won't feel like she has blood on her hands is going to make me cry hold on

"MY FRIEND IS DEAD" I'm actually crying. Like I never cry I'm actually crying. My eyes are wet. My throat hurts. This is not hyperbole

Alien remnants?!??? my alien theory is looking more likely.

HOLY SHIT THE REST OF THE PRESERVATION CREW IS STILL HERE SJNDKSKS MURDERBOT IS NOTTT HAPPY

I KNEW MY BOY ART WASNT DEAD

the password being murderbots feed address is going to make me cry omg art loves it so much

wait so art like, orcastrated, all this just to kidnap murderbot?!? What is going on?!?

ART IS BACKKK

Are the gray people like... People who were an abandoned colony who when through years of idk genetic mutation/ adaptation? Like when a species is split and evolves differently to adapt? Ik that doesn't happen quickly irl but...?

Ok so I think I'm right bc they think the targets were from the abandoned colonies too.

ART not wanting murderbot to act as a controlled security because it knows it dislikes the idea is making my emotional onggg

LMAO ART tattling on murderbot to the humans idndkanfhd

"Ive lost my crew, I don't want to lose you too" dying. On the ground. Dying.

HELL YEAH ITS CREW IS ALIVEEE

" Now here's the code to disable your governor modual" WHAT WHO WHO WAS THIS SENT TOO WAS IT A SECUNIT THAT THE TARGETS HAD?? WHAT??

"Your Peri's Secunit! SJJFKSKDBSJD I LOVE THESE TWO

I love Three and Murderbot 2.0 hell yes

OMG ART THREATENING TO FUCKING BOMB THE PLANET IM DYING LMAOO0

WHAT THE FUCK DID MURDERBOT JUST FIND. IS TARGET CONTROL SYSTEL A FUCKING DEAD HUMAN????

Art being embarrassed Abt how much it cares Abt murderbot and reluctantly telling murderbot Abt it's threat to blow up a fucking planet ainfjsjdksk

Murderbot realizing it's cared for and people put in the effort to go back for it is making me emotional dksdvgss

I love Mensa and Murderbot so much omg

Murderbot being a kind of reluctant big sibling to Three is so sweet. The found family is found familying.

ALSO the "I like being around Art"

AJFSKNDJSNDHRHEJ kicking my feet and giggling I love these two

Final thoughts:I loved it obviously. I loved seeing more of ART and Murderbot bantering. I loved seeing more Mensa and Murderbot. I loved Amenas dynamic. I loved it. I think this one and artificial condition are battling for number one in this series for me. That might just be because I love ART lol. This was a rollercoaster and I loved it. (Ik I'm repeating myself but like, what else can I say lol)

[just-a-fluffy-knight]

lee loki headcannons because I don’t wanna revise for my gcses and he’s invading my brain again <3

(yes ik I’ve made Loki tickle headcannons before you can read em here if u want BUT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A NEW ONE W JUST LEE 💔💔💔)

NSFW/25+ DNI.

the biggest cackler ever :’)

AND A SQUEAKER though he will deny it until the day he dies

A literal walking tickle spot like if one spot doesn’t exactly get him giggling he’s certainly go red as hell

like he is a MASSIVE blusher, right from the ears down to his neck <3

THOUGH his worst spot is his tummy I shall take no arguments 🗣️

with honourable mentions for ribs, neck, ears, n probably his feet

cannot STAND soft and sweet teasing to save his life, like how dare someone speak to the almighty God of Mischief in such a degrading manner (even if he secretly loves it)??

“Kitchy kitchy coo! Awww, listen to those little giggles! How sweet-“ “IHI WILL KIHIHILL YOU AHAND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY-!!“

Tries so hard to sound threatening to whoever is getting him but it just never works

Also does the same ‘ehehehe’ laugh as Tom Hiddleston, and he is absolutely mortified about it because he only ever keeps his laugh down to that deep chuckle he does

Used to get absolutely destroyed by Thor when they were younger, and if he provokes him enough he still will now 😭

OH SPEAKING OF provocation and mischief are his go-to methods to getting tickled

Because you will never EVER hear this man utter the dreaded sentence of ‘can I have some tickles’, like he would rather DIE

Just goes all quiet and sulky like the above gif when the lee mood kicks in, except a wee bit more red in the face <33

OH and another idea I had once if worst comes to worst he’ll go off into his room and cast illusions of his favourite people (e.g. Thor or his mother) teasing him, wiggling their fingers at him etc

AND HE JUST SITS THERE ALL CURLED UP AND UGH im sorry I love soft!loki too much 🙁

Or he’ll cast a little spell to tickle himself because he’s too much of a pussy to ask someone else PFHFHTHF

Oh yeah I’d also like to talk about this scene

LIKE???? I’m sorry this will never not be tickle coded to me (THE LITTLE DISCS ARE TICKLE MACHINES I SWEAR I scream as they drag me back to the asylum /silly)

Thors cheeky ass smile and the way Loki’s own asshole smile drops like YESYESYES GET HIS ASS GRHRHAAAGH

Loves to act all high and mighty like “Me? Ticklish? *scoff* Of course not, gods like us don’t succumb to such childish games.”

And next thing you know you’ve soon got him giggling like a little kid UGH

OH and last but not least raspberries absolutely kill him <3 like anyone nearby would be convinced a murder was going down he’s screaming that much 😭

(Okay this is all I could come up with I’m sorry that all I can get out for you guys is the same guy I usually yap about but uh I hope you all enjoy the meal anyways 💕)

[valeisaslut]

HELLOOOO??!! I was listening to Gorillaz and ohmygod. The song 'She's My Collar (ft Kali Uchis)' is SOOOO Collide!Ellie and Reader it makes me go crazy, istg.

Kali Uchis is so reader coded, and i absolutely love it.

Her part in the song; 'We made a green meadow— Whenever we would collide.'

And the other lyrics...? Perfection. So Ellie writing abt Reader there. Maybe before they officially started dating or when they did make it official.

Her writing 'I clear my system, I don't need no other— This is my persona, secret lover— She's the one I'm running with.' Like yeah... That's exactly what she's talking about. Reader is her collar and something's keeping Ellie from running away from her, since the collar pulls back. And that something she later knows that it was love!!!

HELLOOOOOO YESSSSS you just opened a WORMHOLE in my brain ohmygod and also im SUCH A BIG ASS GORILLAZ FAN WENT TO SEE THEM AND 2022 AND MY LIFE HASN'T BEEN THE SAME EVER SINCE!!! IK THEIR LORE BY HEARTTTTT

and “she’s my collar” is INSANELY collide-coded, like that’s not even a theory at this point—that’s canon. i’m actually losing it at the way you pointed out “we made a green meadow / whenever we would COLLIDE” like HELLO??? reader is literally the only soft place ellie ever knew. the only one. her world is chaos, noise, press, pain, lights—and then there’s reader. a green meadow. a moment of peace. and they COLLIDE. literally the name. LITERALLY THE POINT.

and you are SO right for saying kali’s verse is reader-coded. that sensual, lowkey, powerful softness that’s always underneath the chaos??? the control?? that’s so popstar!reader.

and ellie’s part??? “i clear my system / i don’t need no other” “this is my persona / secret lover”??? STOP. that’s her talking about you. her muse. her downfall. her only real thing. the collar. the anchor. the thing that kept her here.

you get it. you SEE HER. i’m holding onto this forever 😭

[supa-kuwameshi-bros]

team urameshi’s moral alignments, and how that impacts the kuwameshi dynamic (and also some stuff about hiei)

not quite the promised narrative parallels follow up just yet, but hopefully this is good enough in the meantime!

given yusuke and kuwabara’s nature as rivals first and foremost, i’ve found their dynamic at its core is largely defined by their contrasting values/moral codes (or lack thereof.) these differences, i believe, are a key factor in why they make such a good duo, both romantically and otherwise.

something i’ve always really loved about kuwabara, for instance, is how he is constantly a tether to yusuke’s humanity, showing how kuwabara is willing to challenge him not only physically, but philosophically. and yes ik that’s likely a needlessly fancy way of phrasing it but hear me out, right?

i’ve found that team urameshi exists on a scale of humanitarianism: the left side being where hiei resides, and the right, kuwabara. kurama exists somewhere between the middle and left, still compassionate enough to seek out mercy wherever viable, but willing to get his hands dirty if the situation demands it. i believe yusuke exists in the exact middle of this scale, which reflects his status as a half-demon, allowing him to swing one way or the other depending on the situation. spontaneous as always!

i actually went ahead and made a little visual accompaniment to better illustrate what i’m talking abt here, bc im a goddamn nerd

it’s very rough looking but whatever it’s a tumblr post. would very much like to know any greater thoughts anyone has on the placements made here, particularly kurama bc he is easily the most morally layered out of these four. i live for the discussion aspect of these things hehehehehe

ANYWAY back to the aforementioned twink (more of a twunk, really.) the interesting part about this application of the scale metaphor is that it more or less visualizes hiei and kuwabara as the theoretical devil and angel on yusuke's shoulders, which may not be too far off from the roles they play in yusuke's life, something we see most often shown in the dark tournament.

for hiei, this manifests as him often being the one to push yusuke to finish things quickly, without consideration for greater consequence because either it’s more efficient or “it must be done.” hell, most of the time he goes beyond that and just. does it himself. bc he’s hiei and yk what we love him for that. this attitude fed into yusuke’s affinity for doing things the easy way, rather than the “right” or most traditionally morally upright way, which one could argue only further chipped away at yusuke’s already fraying tether to his humanity.

in particular, i think of the moments just before kuwabara vs. risho, where yusuke and hiei had more or less decided they were just gonna blow the whole stadium sky-high when faced with possible disqualification.

in response to yusuke’s increasing anger, hiei — being the absolute anarchist he is — is quick to suggest they do away with the tournament as a whole, securing themselves a victory by relying on survival of the fittest, something hiei is quite familiar with given his hephaestus trauma and general upbringing in makai. basically, “fuck that noise, this shit is rigged anyway. lets pop SEVERAL caps in their asses and be done with it.”

and of course, given his temperament and previously stated leanings, yusuke is quick to concede to hiei’s point regardless of the fact it would be endangering literally everyone in the vicinity including their allies in the stands. but neither of them consider that— or perhaps, they just don’t care in this moment. which could honestly lead me into a whole other analysis of how fundamentally similar yusuke and hiei are, BUT THATS FOR ANOTHER DAY….

either way, yusuke definitely would’ve gone through with this plan if not for kuwabara volunteering himself for the round in spite of his debilitating injuries, which leads me to kuwabara’s opposing force, and (finally,) the kuwameshi aspect to all of this.

kuwabara’s a character known for his strict moral code, and he’s no stranger to preaching openly to others about said “honor code.” and of course, as his rival, yusuke is far from an exception to this. at multiple points throughout the series he can be seen lambasting yusuke’s amoral behavior, such as what is seen in the build up to kuwabara v. risho.

it’s common knowledge to anyone who’s read/watched yu yu hakusho that yusuke is a character who behaves almost entirely upon impulse; it’s something established as early as chapter 15!

as a consequence, he’s extremely reckless; one could even say inconsiderate or hedonistic. it’s one of the fundamentals of his character! he’s incredibly flawed, and his morality is painted in shades of grey as a direct result. and here, we see kuwabara challenging this directly. it’s done in a way that speaks volumes to what these two mean to each other, as well, given the fact that shortly after, we see that yusuke has allowed kuwabara to step up to the plate.

kuwabara holds a unique position when it comes to yusuke in the sense that he remains a constant tether to yusuke’s morality. granted, keiko also holds a similar position, but while her tether to his humanity is more physical, given her role as the “girl at home,” kuwabara’s is an ethical one, in how his philosophy has shaped yusuke and pushes him to do better. though granted, they’re both emotional tethers to yusuke’s humanity. keiko and kuwabara stop paralleling each other challenge. it’s rlly not helping yusuke beat the bisexual allegations.

either way, kuwabara’s bullheaded determination to go the straight and narrow no matter the seeming futility of it is something that has left a noticeable mark on yusuke, enough so that when he sees that effort be tossed aside or taken for granted, yusuke— for lack of a better term— crashes the fuck out.

it means a lot to him! that fundamental goodness in kuwabara that yusuke didn’t even see himself, until chapter 7 showed him plain and simple that kuwabara’s genuinely just a great guy. and so even though yusuke’s own internal philosophy tends to align more with hiei’s “survival of the fittest” outlook on the world, he still finds real value in kuwabara’s beliefs, remaining fiercely protective of those ideals and the boy that holds them. enter the eternal cycle of: kuwabara tries to do heroic shit, gets absolutely blasted, yusuke has a full on fucking crash out, powers up, wins, repeat. still, kuwabara will always challenge yusuke in this way, and yusuke will in turn always challenge him. it’s what makes their bond so special, because really, all yusuke wants is someone who can match his pace and shove back when he pushes. and luckily for him, while yusuke’s certainly stubborn, kuwabara may be even more so.

it harkens back to the earliest days of their relationship, the quintessential example of unstoppable force (kuwabara) vs. immovable object (yusuke.) only now, while he has yet to overcome yusuke physically, kuwabara (likely without even realizing it himself) has earned yusuke’s respect enough that when he tells yusuke that winning the tournament the clean way is the best route, yusuke listens— which, getting yusuke to listen to ANYONE other than himself is a goddamn miracle. he won’t even listen to KEIKO, and that girl’s got him wrapped around her finger approx. 13 times over.

kuwabara pushes yusuke to be better, basically, and yusuke is receptive to that because he genuinely respects kuwabara’s input in spite of all the ribbing they engage in (though i do maintain that he definitely has some… thoughts on kuwabara’s methods. cough cough ichigaki.) im contrasting this aspect of kuwabara with hiei, here, but really, a much more explicitly kuwameshi adjacent parallel that makes me even crazier is kuwabara and itsuki, but that could be a whole post on its own.

this is something the source material (IN THE DUB) may have acknowledged, too, with genkai’s parting words to kuwabara before her demise at the hands of toguro. she tells kuwabara, “You have a gentle heart. Use it.” what exactly this could be referring to specifically remains ambiguous (likely bc it’s a dub specific piece of dialogue), but given how the line is framed by genkai requesting kuwabara tell yusuke not to follow her, and the camera panning to yusuke’s sleeping face to conclude the scene, i’d figure it involves him. in specific, i believe this is in reference to the crux of this analysis: kuwabara’s influence over yusuke’s moral decisions. perhaps she felt kuwabara may have been able to sway yusuke, or at the very least hold him off from doing something too rash and marching right into death. who knows? this line doesn’t even rlly matter anyway bc it’s not even present in the original translation but WTVR my analysis my rules.

overall, this is just one example of how yusuke and kuwabara make up for one another’s individual shortcomings/blind spots to create a better whole. in soso many ways, they make each other better!! but they can also make each other worse, and i’m not just talking about the insane codependency that kuwabara develops by the time three kings begins. ALAS, i have not the time to divulge right now. either way, these two mean so much to each other, and honestly, i think they should kiss about it. hold hands, maybe. i know their asses were cuddling during the dark tournament. they should get married but instead of kissing after their “i do”s they punch each other in the mouth.

that’s pretty much all i’ve gotta say on this subject as of right now. this ended up way longer than i anticipated uhhh whoops. tune in next time for how yusuke’s negative traits rub off on kuwabara, as opposed to kuwabara’s positive traits rubbing off on yusuke and HOPEFULLY that plot analysis that’ll give more context to what i’m talking about here. do hope this was more kuwameshi specific than my last little analysis bc it was. barely shippy at all. forgive me.

OH YEAH ALSO if any of yall have any thoughts on this, whether it be adding onto this analysis or even pointing out something you personally disagree with, i’d love to hear your input!! discussion makes me go YIPPIE and i’d love to engage :D