#im cringe but i am free (my ass will never be free)

[dentcan]

tumblr is the only place i can post cringe cus you guys get it

[chisatowo]

Y'know one thing I find funny is that it seems like everyone else's reaction to Ena's mom in the last 25ji event was to be like omg finally a good sekai parent while mines was cool time to give Ena and Akito mommy issues too

[mushroomtricolor]

dismissing ppl with shit like “u like x lol” is real haha funny until ppl start digging up your interests and making fun of them. like how bout we just all act normal about other people’s interests instead. i thought everyone agreed cringe is dead??? “but fen you’re just mad because someone said your interest is cringe” yeah and? i want to have one fuckin interest in peace lol

[hattersarts]

okay im doing cringe (yes i am free but this is still category cringe even if i don't feel it) and putting the most homoerotic images of jeeves and bertie in a read more cut bc i cannot STAND to be looking at these pictures alone anymore.

also the wink wink potential of pg wodehouse being either gay or sympathetic and bertie never marrying and fry being part of this production of J&W sends me into tail spins bc like everyone knew right. anyway.

first is this insane moment???? hello???????? handing drink and then sitting down to play with a man (also lilies?????????? like it didnt mean anything for the set designer but NOW?)

this cap in particular makes me loose my mind bc it implies jeeves putting flowers in bertie's button holes in public is just a normal thing that he does (like i know its his job but....this is like, out in the open? your fixing your y.m.'s flower? okaaayyyyyy)

bertie in full grooms fit standing in the church next to jeeves being like the last scene of the series????? HUH???????????

okay this one is obvious but ALSO the plot of "we much pretend to be TWO PALS, TO FRIENDS, COMRADE WHO LIVE TOGETHER" was prime fic territory and delightful.

idk something about this.

and now follows the promo pictures that will haunt me to my grave of images you'd find going through an old family album with the explanation of "this is an image of my great uncle and the man he lives with and spent the rest of his life, they were good friends" meanwhile your queer ass sat there like. yeah they were in love and fucking, good for them.

anyway thanks for reading

[chainsawgvtsfvck]

For your writing request: Maybe Charlie, being a nerdy dude, and probably good in school, tutoring his crush (either bc the teacher suggested it or the crush asked him), but he is totally distracted and stuttering during the lesson. I dunno I am high right now and confident to write you and not shy atm, but this scenario just popped up in my head. If it's too boring or hard to write, feel free to ignore it. :')

I’m so sorry this took so long!!

Warnings: a lil drug use (weed), unprotected sex, (Charlie’s) loss of virginity. MDNI!

“So, uhm, you got most of these answers wrong…” Charlie said, cringing at the practice test he’d written for her.

She cupped her face in her hands and groaned in embarrassment.

“Im such an idiot.” She whimpered, words muffled by her hands. Charlie couldn’t help but notice how the motion squished her tits together and he tried desperately not to blush.

“N-no! You’re not an idiot. Tons of people suck at math.” He attempted.

“Gee, thanks Charlie.” She said, parting her fingers to glare at him with her pretty eyes. So pretty.

Fuck, he’d just put his foot in his mouth again hadn’t he?

“I’m sorry, that wasn’t what I meant-“

“Forget it.” She cut him off, stomping to her bed and flopping across it face-down, “I’m failing, there’s no hope for me.”

Her ass looked so nice like this, cupped by those tight little yoga pants. Charlie wanted to reach out and grab it with both hands. He felt himself begin to stiffen behind the unforgiving denim of his jeans. He almost didn’t notice when she spoke.

“Huh- what?” He asked, snapping out of his increasingly dirty daydreams.

“I said, do you want to smoke?” She fished under her bed for a moment before pulling out a pre-rolled joint and a lighter. She looked over her shoulder at him, catching his big blue eyes focusing on her rear end before snapping to the joint nervously. She bit her lip. Good.

“Don’t look so nervous, Charlie. I’m not a cop.” She snorted, resting the joint between her pretty glossed lips and flicking the lighter until it caught.

“I-I’ve never…uh, done that before.” He admitted sheepishly, looking down at his hands.

She smiled, “Awh, you’re so innocent. You don’t have to if you don’t want to. It’s nice, though. Might help you relax.”

He didn’t have to think twice. He wanted to be closer to her, he didn’t much care how.

“No, I do want to. Let’s smoke.” He insisted.

She beamed at him, “I’m so excited you’re letting me pop your cherry - come sit next to me.” She patted the bed next to her.

He settled in, relishing the warmth of their thighs pressing together. She passed him the joint.

“Now, inhale nice and deep - there we go, good boy.” She purred.

Charlie began to choke on the thick, earthy smoke almost immediately. She giggled at him before plucking the joint from his fingers and taking a hit of her own.

Once he caught his breath, Charlie sighed deeply and allowed himself to enjoy the buzzy feeling. He leaned back, relaxing into her pillows and watching her as she stubbed the joint out and leaned back next to him. His eyes traced the curve of her hips and thighs and his fingers ached to reach out and wrap around them.

“How do you feel?” She asked, and god her lips are so pretty. He stared at them as they curved into a mischievous smile.

“Charlie? I asked you a question.”

“Hm? Oh - I feel…nice. I feel good.” His eyes remained fixed on her lips.

“Do you wanna kiss me, Charlie?” She asked, leaning in close until their noses nearly touched.

“Yes please.” He breathed, and their lips were pressed together and her manicured fingers were curling into the soft fabric of his shirt.

He groaned as her tongue found its way between his lips. She tasted sweet, minty, and a little earthy like the smoke. He couldn’t believe such a gorgeous girl was giving him the time of day, let alone shoving her tongue down his throat.

“I was so excited when you asked me to tutor you, I couldn’t believe it.” He panted.

“Why d’you think I asked you to anyway?” She giggled against his lips, “I don’t give a fuck about math - I was just dying to get my hands on you.” She climbed on top of him, straddling his lap and grinding down ever so slightly on the growing tent in his pants.

Charlie moaned into her mouth, unable to stop himself from pressing his fingers into the soft flesh of her hips to pull them down further onto his aching cock.

“Can I - can I fuck you? Please?” He whined, “I’ve never done it before, but I promise I can make it good for you -“ The end of his sentence was lost in another hot kiss and his brain threatened to turn off altogether when he felt her beginning to undo his pants. She made quick work of them and sat back to allow his dick to spring free.

Holy fuck, Walker…” Her pretty face flushed as she took in the sight of his thick cock, “you’re telling me I’m the first girl to have the privilege of riding this thing?”

She was practically salivating as she reached down to wrap her fingers around it. She gave it a few pumps, basking in the sweet little sounds Charlie made. He couldn’t believe the sight of her pretty manicured nails wrapped around his cock. His head lulled back in pleasure.

“Does that feel good?” She purred, “can’t believe you’ve been hiding this thing from me, Walker.”

“I-if you keep going I’m gonna cum…I really wanna fuck you, please…” he whimpered helplessly. She complied, letting go of his throbbing cock to peel her tiny t-shirt off, letting her tits bounce free.

She placed her hands over his and guided them to her breasts, letting out quiet little gasps when he began to pinch and tug on her nipples.

“Lay on your back, I wanna take your pants off.” Charlie said, nudging her off his lap.

“Yes, sir.” She teased, climbing off of him and settling back on her pillows like a princess on her throne, tits on display without a flicker of shame or shyness.

He swallowed hard, reaching first for his own shirt and discarding it on the floor before hooking his fingers in her waistband to peel her pants off. Her tiny little thong left little to the imagination and his mouth hung open, almost unable to believe that this girl was all spread out in front of him. So pretty, and his for the taking.

“Your turn to lay back, Charlie.” She said, spreading her fingers on his chest and pushing him to rest on his back again, “There’s no way I’m letting you do all the work for your very first time.”

She crawled over him, tugging her panties to the side and rubbing her bare pussy on his weeping cock a few times. Charlie gasped and whimpered like a whiny puppy at the contact, his hips twitching desperately.

She positioned the fat head of his cock at her entrance.

“You ready, Walker?” She asked, looking up at him through her lashes.

In response, he pushed inside her. He couldn’t wait anymore, the feel of her warm wetness just teasing the head of his cock was too much.

“Ooooooh Charlie, fuck.” She sighed at the stretch of this fucking nerd’s massive cock. “That’s so good, baby.”

“God, you’re so fucking perfect.” Charlie whined, “can’t believe i have you bouncing on my dick right now. F-feels like a dream.”

She rolled her hips down harder onto him, crying out when the head of his cock pressed up against her g-spot.

“Ooh fuck, just like that.” She panted, “if I’d have known you were packing like this, I’d have been begging you for dick every day.”

“I’ll give it to you every day, baby - fuck. You take it so good, so pretty.” Charlie had her by the hips again, slamming into her while she writhed and squealed on top of him.

“I’m gonna cum,” he whined, “where do you want me to - oh.” He felt her pussy clench down around him even harder.

“Fucking cum inside me, Charlie - please.” She gasped, leaning back enough to give Charlie a full view of her pretty little pussy stretched around his cock, and that was all it took. He was gripping her hips for dear life and cumming harder than he thought possible.

She kept rocking on him, making sure to milk every last drop out of him before easing herself off of his cock and collapsing on the bed next to him.

Charlie stared at the ceiling, breath hitching, unable to fully grasp what exactly had just happened.

She smiled at him, still so beautiful even all disheveled. He leaned forward and kissed her again, as if to make sure she was really there.

“You wanna keep being my tutor, then?” She asked teasingly, and he grinned against her lips.

[seongminiz]

hello my luv!! ngl i was laughing my ass off when i found out seongmin had beat taeyoung’s horse cock allegations😭😭 but like picture this.. you’re taeyoung’s best friend who came along that exact video and decided to tease him over it when he came for movie night.

“better shut your mouth before i shove it in to shut it for you”

also would it be alright if i could become 🫙 anon? much love to youu🤍🤍🤍

(not me turning this into a whole ass fic help)(n ofc u can be 🫙 anon !!)

review : ★★☆☆☆ , not that big tbh

minors dni ; ~1.7k words

warnings not proof read its like 3am i'll fix this in the morning , dom taeyoung , bratty reader , rlly lighthearted unserious n kinda fluffy , oral (m rec) , unprotected sex :3 (its not a jo seongminiz fic without it tbh) , creampie , big dick taeyoung :') , bulge kink n a little of size kink ig ? idk taeyoung refers to reader as tiny in one instance , liiittle bit of dumbification , i used the words cock n dick so much in this they dont even feel like real words anymore send help , some of the dialog is kinda cringe sawrry abt that , the whole smut part is cringe tbh im going to set myself on fire how am i a smut writer that doesn't know how to write smut

note no bc the way they were talking abt cock n balls on national television like CAN WE HAVE SOME DECORUM PLS anyways ! THE WRITERS BLOCK HAS BEEN CURED Y'ALL cant believe it took taeyoung having a small dick to fix this i love ur brain anon bc like .. YES . i can picture this so well . n i am NAWT letting the taeyoung monster cock agenda go no matter what seongmin says ik hes lyingggg

deep down u know what seongmin said was nothing more than a joke with barely any truth to it. it's not like you're unfamiliar with taeyoung's size, having your fair experience of accidentally rubbing ur ass against him while you were cuddling one too many times and causing some awfully awkward accidents because of it.

still, teasing taeyoung is wayyy more fun than acknowledging any of that. and for once, actually grinding down on him to get a reaction while you're cuddled up on your couch, watching a shitty movie you picked randomly, is fun too.

you can clearly feel taeyoung's bulge growing, just as you can feel him trying to move behind you to make it a little better (and ultimately making it worse each time), and you can hear the way his breath gets heavier by the minute, trying to stifle a few whines here and there you want to hear more of so badly.

when you 'innocently' grind against him once more under the pretense of stretching, taeyoung's last weak bit of restraint is gone. he groans, a hand firmly gripping your hips to hold you in place and finally stop your cruel shenanigans.

'can you stop that?' taeyoung asks, voice strained. 'stop what?' you look behind you and up at him, eyes wide in the fakest innocent expression you can come up with.

'you know what i'm talking about, you're...' he sits up, finally freeing himself from the close contact with you and quickly grabbing a pillow to hide his boner. you smirk to yourself, shaking your head as you sit up too. 'you're making me hard...' he finally says, lowering his voice so you can barely hear him over the movie playing.

'oh!' your expressions shifts to one of even faker concern, pouting a little. 'sorry about that. i didn't really feel anything, though, that's why i didn't notice...' you both know your explanation is bullshit. taeyoung knows that, he's sure of it even as you whisper something along the lines of 'i guess seongmin was right about it not being that big.'

still, he somehow finds himself trying to desperately defend his pride, barely managing to stutter out something about seongmin being a liar and how you both know you're just playing along with that whole bit for shits and giggles.

'am i?' you tilt your head to the side, keeping up your act as well as you can until the inevitable happens. 'you know, i've never really seen it, so how would i know? i guess until i do, i'll just have to trust seongmin on his word...'

for the first time that night, taeyoung actually laughs. 'if you wanted to see my dick that bad, you should've just asked,' he moves the pillow away, and you can finally shamelessly stare at his very obvious bulge as much as you want. taeyoung takes his sweet time with it , undoing the strings of his sweatpants and hooking his thumbs in the waistband before looking up at you, taking in your shocked expression and the way you're basically hypnotized by the sight of his still clothed cock.

because holy shit. you knew seongmin was just messing with him when he made that joke, you knew he was somewhat big, but this?

'this is a fucking monster cock what the fuck?'

the words leave your mouth before you can properly process them and, at the same time, with a quick motion taeyoung gets rid of both his sweatpants and boxers at once, finally snapping you out of your dick-induced trance.

just to have you plummet into an even worse one, probably. because not only is taeyoung's dick enormous, it also looks pretty as fuck.

'told you so,' he simply says, one of his hands gently lifting your chin so you can face him, his demeanor suddenly more serious. 'you're still okay with this, right?'

'of course,' you manage to say, breaking the heavy eye contact for a split second to steal yet another glance at taeyoung's dick. despite your voice shaking, and your actions not matching your words, you try to once again keep up that same act that brought you exactly where you are right now. 'plus, i was right, it's not even that big.'

'oh, really?' taeyoung's hand leaves your face and slides down to your shoulder, a silent command you follow with no objections, sliding off the couch and to your knees on the cold floor beneath you, right between his legs.

and face to face with his cock.

'let's hope it's at least big enough to shut you up, then,' taeyoung runs his hand through your hair, firmly gripping it 'maybe you'll be able to put your moth to good use for once.'

at that moment, you genuinely wish taeyoung was smaller. because no matter how hard you try, you can't seem to be able to take all of him in your mouth, using your hand to cover the part you can't reach.

truth is, taeyoung isn't as relaxed as he would want to be either. the simple fact you can't take all of him is enough to rile him up even more, fighting the urge to just take charge and fuck your mouth like he really wants to.

'so much for it not being that big, huh?' his words come out weak, broken by small moans and whimpers in between them.

of course you don't- you can't reply to taeyoung's taunts, at least verbally, so you opt for trying to take him deeper. the action makes you gag, the tip of his cock hitting the back of your throat. taeyoung almost cums right then and there, his resolve slowly crumbling and breaking down as he pulls you off of him.

after all, he has greater plans than just cumming down your throat. and if the way you whimper and rub your thighs together once he leaves your mouth empty is anything to go by, you do too.

taeyoung gently helps you up and back on the couch. his lips are immediately on yours, pulling you into a heated makeout as he gets rid of your shorts and underwear, sliding one hand between your legs to be met with your soaked cunt. you whine into the kiss, pulling away from him and grabbing on his wrist.

'don't tease me,' you complain. taeyoung wants to laugh at you. after all you've done and said, you are the one who doesn't want to be teased? if that's what you want, though...

'right, you said it's not that big anyways, you should be able to take it right away, no?'

or maybe you can't, but at this moment you'd rather die impaled on your best friend's cock than admit you were wrong, even when all the evidence - especially your own lived one - points to your defeat.

what taeyoung didn't expect you to do was actually agree. you desperately nod, hand still wrapped around his wrist 'i can take it, please.'

you definitely can't.

that's what you realize as taeyoung starts to push the head of his cock inside you and your eyes immediately fill with tears.

'fuck... you're so-'

'i'm not the problem here, you're just fucking big.' you cut him off. your head is spinning and, despite the pain, you can't deny how good you actually feel. how full you are, even as you look down and realize he's barely halfway inside of you.

you close your eyes, squeezing taeyoungs's hand. when did you even start holding it? you don't remember, probably somewhere between when you yelled at him to 'fucking slow down' and when you threatened to 'cut your dick off if you dare to cum before you're all the way in'.

luckily for taeyoung, your threats will have to wait and his cock - a national treasure at this point - will live to see another day.

now that he's fully buried inside your cunt, you can finally adjust to his size, slowly relaxing until it doesn't hurt (that much) anymore. 'you can move,' you say after a while, your hips bucking up in encouragement as taeyoungs's grip on your sides tightens.

'fucking finally, i thought i was going to die before i got to properly fuck you,' his joke and your laugh to it are short lived, cut off by the both of you moaning in unison as he starts picking up his face.

you're so overwhelmed, you can feel taeyoung everywhere inside you, so deep you're pretty sure you should be dead at this point. you're grateful you're not, though, you're pretty sure if you were you wouldn't be able to feel the way the tip of his cock relentlessly bullies your sweet spot, paired with his fingers right on your clit and...

'fuck look at this,' you whine when the stimulation on your clit subsides, but your disappointment doesn't last long, taeyoung places that same hand on your lower stomach, pressing on the very evident bulge formed by taeyoungs's cock ramming inside you.

'but it's not that big right? fuck... maybe you're right, i might not be that big, maybe you're just too tiny for me.'

you moan at taeyoung's words, too far gone to properly process them as you mindlessly nod. 'aw, did i fuck you too dumb? can't think properly when i'm fucking you this good?' he coos at you, and you can't do anything but nod again.

'so full... going to cum,' you can barely speak before you're clenching down even more on his cock, cumming with no further warning.

if taeyoung wasn't about to cum before, he definitely is now, his hips picking up the pace even more as he helps you ride through your high and starts to overstimulate you chasing his own.

his dick twitches inside of you, and you swear you couldn't almost cum again just from that, as his hips stutter and finally slow down, his cum filling you up.

you're both panting, trying to recover from probably the most mind blowing highs of your life.

when you make eye contact with taeyoung, he starts laughing again.

'what?' you ask.

'so? did i change your mind?'

you shrug, suppressing your own laugh 'eh, not really... it wasn't that big to be honest'

:3 thats it bye omg shitty ending everybody say thank u jo seongminiz

[mint-yooxgi]

Está bien, voy a hablar en español porque si no no sé expresarme bien.

La persona que dijo que ese capítulo era "cringe" fue innecesariamente desagradable y maleducada, ahí no hay dudas.

Pero la forma en que respondisteis tanto tu como muchos otros seguidores estaba (en mi opinión) fuera de lugar. Se puede llamar la atención por un comportamiento sin llamar "hoe" a nadie.

Y seamos sinceros, sí que insinuaste que el motivo de ese mensaje era toda la discusión de las masterlist, y no que a "cringe anon" podría simplemente no hablerle gustado el capítulo. Así que ahí diste pie a que tiraran hate a otro autor. Está bien cometer errores, pero también debes saber aceptarlo y pedir disculpas cuando te equivoques.

Y por último (esto es una observación personal), siempre pides feedback cuando publicas algo, para lo cual estás en todo tu derecho. Pero el feedback es tanto positivo como negativo, también se debería dar una crítica constructiva sin miedo a que te ataquen por ello ni te acusen de tener otro motivo oculto para tener dicha opinión.

PD. You are very tallented but i think you are under a lot of stress, its okay to take a break and not answer while youre disturbed, and i mean that honestly im not saying it in a bitchy way

I'm providing a screenshot of the translation, as well as the copy-pasted version of the English translation down below so people can't keep coming back at me for 'mistranslating' something. This is getting way out of hand, and I'm tired of repeating myself and talking in circles.

Translation: Okay, I'm going to speak in Spanish because otherwise I won't know how to express myself well. The person who said that chapter was "cringe" was unnecessarily unpleasant and rude, there's no doubt about it. But the way you and many other followers responded was (in my opinion) out of line. You can get attention for a behavior without calling anyone a "hoe." And let's be honest, you did hint that the reason for that message was the whole masterlist discussion, and not that "cringe anon" might simply not like the chapter. So there you gave rise to another author being hated. It's okay to make mistakes, but you should also know how to accept it and apologize when you make a mistake. And lastly (this is a personal observation), you always ask for feedback when you publish something, which you have every right to do. But feedback is both positive and negative, constructive criticism should also be given without fear of being attacked for it or accused of having another ulterior motive for having that opinion.

I'm going to put my response under a read more, because this was a lot.

Okay, first things first. I would LOVE for you all to show me where I, emphasis on I, called anyone a "hoe". Because in my vivid recollection, and as you can see in this screenshot below. I, emphasis again on I, was called a "dumbass hoe always complaining."

I would literally LOVE to see exactly where I called someone a hoe. Please, point it out to me. Cause either I'm suffering from severe memory loss, or things are being wildly misinterpreted on someone else's part.

Also, please DO show me where I "gave rise to another author being hated". Cause, as far as I can tell, I never ONCE implied an author to be behind the 'cringe anon' ask. I recognize I got a few ASKS implying that, but at the end of the fucking day, MY followers were coming onto MY blog to defend ME from a fucking RUDE ASS ANON who sent CRITICISM, not even CONSTRUCTIVE to ME about a fic I posted at the END OF SEPTEMBER. It is now HALFWAY through DECEMBER. A little later for 'constructive' criticism, don't you think?

I already answered an ask regarding the timing of these whole anons, which can be found here. Feel free to peruse at your own leisure.

MAKE. IT. MAKE. SENSE.

Yes, I DO ask for feedback when I FIRST POST a work of fiction. But let's be very clear, that very first 'cringe anon' ask I got, was not fucking 'feedback'. I am going to be very fucking direct here when I say you all need to go learn the fucking difference between CONSTRUCTIVE feedback, and straight up criticism.

Something constructive would offer examples. It would not frame the ask as if I should be ashamed for even being capable of producing something 'cringe' and 'unaturally writen'. (Unnaturally written, I digress, but I'm quoting here; providing examples).

Here is the ask in question below which started this whole 'cringe anon' thing.

Again, referencing the TIMING of this whole ordeal, it is VERY fucking obvious this ask was sent because someone was butthurt I made THIS post.

WHY YOU SHOULD TAG AUTHORS IN YOUR FIC REC POSTS.

I'm glad to know that SO many of your attitude regarding a literally hate anon that was sent to me, while said anon was being very rude about it towards me, is "you should roll over and LET them step all over you." I've said it before, and I'll say it again. This is MY fucking blog. If I receive a rude ANONYMOUS message shitting all over my hard work, yeah, I'm going to be fucking upset about it. Just like I'm fucking upset about this now.

Also, I DON'T CONTROL OTHER PEOPLE'S ACTIONS!

Just as certain people will defend me regarding this entire ordeal, others will not. Others, like you here, anon, will not agree with me, but I feel like you're getting a lot of your facts mixed up, and THAT is not fair. You're free to oppose me, to say how I responded was rude, and perhaps it was, to some people. I honestly took the anons lightly, I made a joke out of it, as you can CLEARLY SEE in my responses to both anons. Until other people started banging their pots and pans, crying that I, emphasis on I, am the one calling other people 'hoe's, and being rude to hateful anons, I was not thinking about people actually coming onto MY BLOG and defending the ANONYMOUS PERSON sending ME hate!

And let's examine the idea of constructive criticism, shall we? You know when that is actually acceptable? When the product in question is still being constructed! Chapter Fifteen (15) of Paradise Gardens had been out for WELL over two months at this point. If I had gotten this same ask back when I was first ASKING for feedback, I probably would have shrugged it off, went, "okay, thanks, but that's just your opinion. Sorry you didn't enjoy the chapter." And guess what? My followers STILL would have more than likely come to my defence and send stuff like, "idk what that other anon was on about, but the chapter was incredible!"

No body knows my blog better than I do. I run it, for fuck's sake! But let's understand the full picture before you try and focus on the (very jumbled, and clearly very wrong) details you might have.

Am I adding more fuel to the fire at this point? Maybe. Am I fucking mad this keeps going on when all I originally asked for was basic fucking RESPECT for your favourite authors by showing them SUPPORT with a tag in your fic rec posts? Yes. Yes I fucking am.

Like, let's break this down for a second. This is ALL really about SOMEONE, emphasis on SOMEONE because I don't know fucking WHO it is since the 'cringe anon's came on exactly that, ANON. This is really ALL about someone taking time out of THEIR fucking day to be salty in MY ask box, on MY blog, because I made a post (again, linked above in all caps) stating why you should have basic respect, common curtesy, be a decent fucking human being, and tag your authors in your fic rec posts.

Good fucking day.

[hoes4lino]

• you tell skz that you like all of them •

[I was scrolling through tiktok and saw this so I wanted to say my thoughts on it]

⇝ Channie ⇜

I feel that his answer to your confession would be something like “Babe, are you sure about your feelings, you should reconsider them and think whether is a platonic crush or a non platonic” I feel like he would try to make y/n rethink her feelings so things don’t end up messy and ruins y/n friendship with skz, I think he would also be the jealous type that would like you all for himself, but won’t show it cause he is afraid your feelings are platonic.

⇝ Minho ⇜

he would deadass corner you and force you to make eye contact. “so you got feelings for all of us?” he tilts his head and gets even closer “does that mean you feel something when Im this close to you” he would chuckle as he breathes on your neck “sorry honey but the kids are already mine, I have seen it all” he would set you free and walk off laughing, I believe that he is the type to tease you, trying to force your feelings to grow harder on him and make himself the center of your attention.

⇝ Changbin ⇜

I believe changbin is a pretty straightforward guy, anything he wants he gets it, he wants you, he will get you. “So you like ALL of us?” he would emphasize the word “am I not enough for you? Im pretty sure Im an all rounder, forget the rest try out something real with me” he would say as he lets you touch his build up body, making you chuckle at his attempt of getting you.

⇝ Hyunjin ⇜

He would straight up judge you. “YOU LIKE ALL OF US?! LIKE ALL?! EVEN LEEKNOW HYUNG? you got a degrading kink or something?” he would say in his dramatic voice as his eyes grow wide “girl you got some issues but maybe I can fix you” his dramatic tone would change into a flirty tone and his eyes would darken “if you ever need someone good at moving remember Im one of the best dancers out there” he would wink at you as he leaves the room cringing over everything he said and wishing he could bang his head on a wall.

⇝ Jisung ⇜

Jisung would be the shy type of person when someone confesses to them. “wait so basically you like me? I- um do you want to hangout while I compose this new lyrics?” he would sutil offer you hangout so he would have more time with you, making your relationship with him more comfortable and easy going, he would believe this way he would win you against the other members cause after all whats a relationship if you ain’t comfortable.

⇝ Felix ⇜

Felix would def have a mental breakdown as soon as he hears your big confession, the man always put others first, so he would think about his members feelings towards you instead of his own feelings “so you like all of us? wow I- I dont know what to say, would you eventually pick one to date?” he would say in a frustrated voice as he wants you to pick him “I mean the members have all nice different personalities, so you def must like one more” he would say as you hug him feeling his overwhelmed feelings take over him “don’t worry lix, I would never pick between you guys, I love you so much to do that” your words would bring him peace and he would eventually hug you back.

⇝ Seungmin ⇜

Same as Hyunjin Im 100% he would straight up judge you but unlike Hyunjin he wouldn’t try to make moves on you, instead he would keep his cool persona and pretend like he doesn’t care at all. “Lmfao imagine having a crush on 8 person’s at once” he would laugh “y/n are you ok? Who hurted you that you developed so many issues” he would pat your back and you embrace him into a hug his heart skipping a beat “shit” he would mumble under his breathe.

⇝ Jeongin ⇜

Finally we got the maknae Yang mf Jeongin, many people might think that he is the innocent type of guy just cause he is the youngest in skz but ma’am let me tell you that you are wrong, this mf would straight up tease the hell out of you “all of us huh?” a smirk would form on his face “so do like fantasize with all of us at once?” “I dont think u could handle a whole ass 8 squadron, remember we got all rounders in this group” he would keep spilling nothing but nonsense lustful stuff, loving the way your cheeks go red and redder “If I shut up would you take me to the ice cream shop, I want to take a glimpse at you eating a popsicle” you would eventually lose it and scold the living shit out of him “is it a good time to tell you I have a degrading kink?”

⇝ All Together ⇜

Its been a week since you confessed your feelings to skz and even though they say they won’t fight each other to get you they do it secretly, Chan often sending you thirst traps and supporting texts, leeknow sending you teasing texts and photos (he knows damn well what he is doing), changbin often flexing his muscles knowing damn well you wont resist, Hyunjin lustful / romantic paintings sending you over the edge, jisung love songs making your heart feel warm, felix constantly cuddling you every time he gets the chance, seungmin always roasting you but spoiling you with food and gifts, Jeongin sending teasing pictures and openly talking about you… at this rate you cant pick they are all just too perfect for you.

[rt-lots]

unironically i wish i was a cottagecore froggy chair mushroom hat gay because i feel like id be so much happier. cottagecore froggy chair mushroom hat bitches dont worry about being cottagecore froggy chair mushroom hat bitches, because they dgaf theyre on gay subreddits and discord servers sending wholesome memes and gifs of puppers to cheer up their sad friends and i envy them so much. im so lost in the world of post irony that "cringe culture is dead" doesnt even mean anything to me anymore because the layers of self-criticism within the "cringe" communities are so vast that to be cringe doesnt mean to have a cringe interest anymore. it means to have a BAD cringe interest. like you can be a deltarune nerd but if your ass posts about danganronpa we're gonna kill you. thats what it feels like. im gonna be completely honest guys i dont even know who i am. im constantly checking myself to make sure my mutuals think im cool! think im based! think im a good writer who only has good ideas that are like thought provoking and that i never make jokes about vanilla extract. but i want to be FREE GODDAMNIT. i want to splinko horse and can i haz cupcake and fucking uwu or some shit i dont want to be cool and awesome. . im SICK of being cool and awesome. I WANT TO BE ANNOYING GAY!!!!! I WANT TO BE AN ANNOYING GAY!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO POST MY WEIRDCORE OC WHO IS A FLOATING EYE WITH RAINBOW PETALS AND WEAR OVERALLS OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[andonutty]

ok get ready for SPAM for the character meme thing : first one up? the beloved, the amazing, the most blorbo to ever blorbo ... randy sealman 🥺

send me a character and i'll list...

i'm going to be slowly working through all of these so @ anyone who wants feel free to send more of them! i'm never not accepting these. though if like 5 years down the line you send me the name of a character i'll probably be confused i'm not going to lie

favorite thing about them

EVERYHTINGGNGNG!??!?!?! though i think maybe my FAVOURITE thing about him is how sensitive and sad he is. like yeah sure he's got his "don't even fuckin' start" and "take that shit off" lines but his longest scene has him being so sad and emotional and sensitive?? and then we get the moment where he's like FULLY ass out for this girl he does NOT know?? UGH randy sealman you are the most mentally ill man to ever exist

least favorite thing about them

the fact that he has inconsistent crazy lore and also that he dies and that 0 people care

favorite line

"borden's dead. someone executed him." it is just SUCH a pookie line and he is SOOOOO?!?!?!???!?! so cute for this. obviously i love all his lines but this one is so PARTICULARLY pookie.

brOTP

randy and the bordens for sure. i think their dynamic is so tragically unexplored. like putting aside the fact that i ship randy and william HARD like ... they just seem like such a fun trio? i just think they are so cute and tragic. it's about randy really thinking these two are his BEST friends, meanwhile they both resent him so much after a while. it's just sad!!

OTP

OBVIOUSLY randy/tyler DUHHH. they are so cute and perfect for each other and they fuel me daily. there's something about hole from a man who is so impossibly sad. also im completely enamoured with our lore for them. but inside the actual source material, i would absolutely say randy/william. it's about william's little spat "you're an emPLOYee!" like oh girl you are projecting. you're having a little gayboy moment. honestly josh and daniel killed this movie they put their entire pussy into it and they're the best parts of it so even if their dynamic weren't so compelling i'd absolutely adore them as a couple simply because their characters are so good

nOTP

randy x duolingo girl. also randy x like hugo?? whatever the fuck his name is? creepy ass dude??? basically randy x any rancid character

random headcanon

i think randy really loves the water. this is sort of pulled from josh taylor and stuff about his roles and his insta and stuff, but i think it really fits for randy for him to love the water and swimming and stuff. it also adds a lot to his and maryanne's relationship

unpopular opinion

i love randy sealman and he deserves to live

song i associate with them

obviously deep in the night jay frog remix but i also want to personally shout out not allowed by tv girl and also nocturne by sufferer. i can't listen to deep in the night while writing him so i often listen to a feeling of power from the heavy rain soundtrack instead. i think when i write him i'm usually listening to nocturne though because tv girl, while a bop and super fun to jam to, it's harder to write to imo

favorite picture of them

i think my ultimate favourite picture has to be pool sex but i am also sharing when randy is like REHAB?? and also when he hugs his mommy in the saddest scene known to cinema. imagine your mom holds your face and is like you need help randy and you look so incredibly sad and then you hug her and start crying and say "i'm sorry" like EUGHFHGD. also his ass out picture is a huge fav and it's under the cut

this man was really waiting for this girl to come back from the bathroom and peg him. INSANE.

also not them being SO disrespectful on his cringe fail suspect board and having so many picture of his naked bloodied self. like GIVE HIM SOME DIGNITY

[minarcana]

sorry for all the ooc, things are wrong with me. anyways i was in prae for the umpteenth time and every time im there all i can picture is the gaius that lives in my brain being forced to go through prae and its him with his head in his hands like "please. dont. dont make me remember being Like This"

im going to talk about gaius, sorry

(caveat: i have a better werlyt in my brain.)

his arc is that he went from a True Believer to "ah. these are people.". me forcing him to live thru prae era again is the cringe punishment cube.

a clarification to werlyt arc rewrite: yeah he did war crimes and he did them on purpose. he was aware they were war crimes. he knew that other legions did bad things, though he consistently underestimated the amount and cruelty of human experimentation going on. he knew other legions tended to treat eorzeans as lesser

however he really did believe in Something. he believed varis's propaganda and that varis was a benevolent leader, that it wasnt just primals but eorzea's belief in gods in general that were killing their own land bc he cant tell the difference between a primal and a god. he was fully committed to "these people are savages and heres some fuckin, fantasy version of the white mans burden" which is obviously incredibly wrong and fucked but yknow, it fuels the war machine. he was a soldier who never even thought to ask questions.

all he did was believe wholeheartedly in the propaganda fed to him and therefore rationalize "torching this entire country is fine, right". cannot stress enough i am not excusing the war crimes. im just making him a consistent character with a mildly rational arc. he super did those war crimes and did them on purpose. but he also did protect the war orphans his own war caused and had no issue whatsoever letting eorzeans who wanted to join the army to protect themselves do so. equality of opportunity providing you pledged fealty to garlemald, bc being of garlemald's population made you Better and Not A Savage and therein lies the line of who it's fine to kill if they fight back and who can be treated with respect.

unfortunately, ascians. gaius got his ass handed to him and the result is [nervous laughter] oh shit the army is super not infalliable and always right and very capable of and prone to wanton destruction instead of targeted attacks specifically to claim territory, hence the depression arc. he's pissed at ascians and wants to die. two birds one stone, hunt ascians till one of them kills him. meet people who want him dead and yknow theyve got a fucking point.

though he did still believe in the last vestige of "maybe things arent completely fucked and i didnt spend my entire life believing in utter bullshit lies?" that varis was a Good Emperor and Capable Of/Genuinely Interested In Ensuring Protection Of Garleans until the black rose incident. he still had a weird loyalty towards him that maybe he could get varis to like. not enact biological warfare against his own men. if he were just able to talk to him. but twas not to be and gaius essentially just [throws hands into air] OKAY! FINE! FUCK ME I GUESS!

hed already entirely lost faith that anything in garlemald's extant ruling structure could be salvaged while they still tried to wage war, weapon series just brought into light how deeply rotten the army had been the entire time when gaius had turned a blind eye to any operations that weren't his own.

if he met himself from his prae monologue now he'd strangle one of himself he doesnt care which one just free him from whatever this is hed Rather Die

the only thing im keeping him actually genuinely 100% totally unaware of from werlyt is the weird Thing livia had for him. shes out there hollering HIS BODY IS MINE as gaius is like "[completely out of earshot every time she does that] haha livia shes like a relative of mine i guess" and thats because i think its very funny.

on a SECOND DIGRESSION ABOUT PRAETORIUM

like. look. garleans cant use aether. i desperately want the explanation for how the fuck this man is pulling shadow clones out of his ass when he repels magic. i choose to believe the X beams are either ceruleum fire or aether cartridges charged by someone else but this cannot explain fuckin naruto shadow clone jutsu going on. what the fuck, gaius.

[wolfsoulchild]

Hey! So I'm on a mission to make sure the alterhuman/non-human/otherkin/and so many others/ communities are properly represented. I'm a snow leopard kin and voidkin myself and know that there are a lot of misconceptions about us, a long with just not much information on some certain topics about our communities. With all of that being said, if you were to see more writing about our communities, what do you think needs to be mentioned more often?

i totally didnt forget i had asks in my askbox nooo pshhh what do you mean? /sarc /j

anyways.

honestly wanna see more fiction-based identity representation. as a fictive-heavy system we still get weird shit said to us like every week.

i wish that i didnt have to fend off multiple other people with misconceptions about who i am because of my sources. i just live here dude. ive had some wack ass scenarios with like..even other fictives and fictionfolk

anyways.

i wish people also talked abt the dark side of things too. i know more recent things and essays sometimes talk abt the darker nature of our identities, but dude there's still so much farther to go. for example i write dark fiction to cope with different things i got goin on and like some other folks really, really want me to not post it even with the warnings attached.

im just a guy. just a little feral gremlin, if you will. i guarantee that i try to be as nice as i can (despite bein bitchy) and i wishhh that i didnt have so many issues just bein a guy. people should write abt being feral and beastly more often. i think writing dark things will fix me, actually.

this was def more of a ramble but thats what you get with us. we always love when people write tho...writing is one of our passions. art and self expression and showing the world who you are without being ashamed (within reason of being safe and yk, not dyin or some shit) is what we live for. idk how many of our followers came from our panel on being punk but like...idk. im cringe and free and i refuse to be quiet about it.

write more, read more, share more, educate more. tell others abt who you are because you never know who will relate and find a home in your words. write more fictionfolk stuff and also write things that make you happy. fuck cringe culture, be fuckin free. be the change you wish to see.

anyways.

thanks for the ask!! we looove asks sm people should ask us more things. stay safe out there folks!

-Clockwork

[young-egoism]

I am/ was paranoid about dating in the friend group then I was watching girls like this is normal I’m buggin then today I’ve been in my head about the get together Saturday his shut down at karaoke I’m saying that as a sliver of context that’s not what I was in my head about that’s for myself in the future tho rn I really don’t want to go into detail or else my skin will peel off. my end goal is to never have faggy feelings and saintly standards, why should I feel like I failed to make ppl always Be in some like euphoric afterbirth primordial goo if I’m cringe then sue me THEN SHOOT ME. I was sucking dick and being a kiss ass to mitigate my paranoid feelings that me and him were being avoided cause we’re like some cringe ass pairing or maybe I was monopolizing him right after he was finally free or some stupid shit, that ppl didn’t want to hang the same way anymore than b4 we starting seeing each other, it’s self centered to think that after writing it out, he wanted me to come to Naokos dinner …man …im stepping into my power and annihilating thoughts and the best case scenario is that people hate it so much they go out of their way to kill me lol jk but in the mean time I’ll be toiling away at some sick wheat harvest …I will be forcing my ideas onto everyone because I know it will be funny cute archive for us later so bite this ass! And if it’s so disturbing GOOD I WANT PPL TO BE DISTURBED because I’m disturbed! America has a problem!

[wisemins]

The Beach, Palm Tree, Cool Off, and Feathers for Yelena 😊

BIG THANKIES BESTIEEE askin about mah wife huh? PERFECT IM IN THE MOOD TO GUSH ABT HER The beach 🏖️ - When was the last adventure/vacation/mission you went on with your f/o? HMMMM Alright our last little adventure was actually Yelena sneaking me into her place of work during a busy day to take an exclusive look at new BONES in the back. Dinosaur bones. Ones not quite on display yet. My recent liking for dinos had her itching to show off and impress me-- amaze me if you will, so that happened! It was fun, didn't get caught or anything just got to see some cool bones with my wife 😌😌 Palm tree 🌴 - What was the last gift you and your f/o exchanged, and what was the occasion? Yelena got me three very gorgeous rings! A sorta set type of thing-- it's cute, I love it. She likes them too, so that's also good, she likes my grabby hands if they sparkle. I also recently got her a new coffee mug, can never have enough of those as it turns out since she keeps a collection of them to assist in her caffeine addiction. There wasn't really an occasion! She gives me gifts fairly often and likes surprising me. I do too! She's just better at it LMFAO Cool off 🍹- When was the last time your f/o made you laugh so hard you could cry? (Or vice versa) Oh, lemme tell ya. This might be the stupidest thing I've ever cried laughed at to date but I'm also a child so-- what do we really expect here huh? Yelena is German and Russian, she's trilingual. Speaks German, Russian, and English all fluently (WOWIE what an inspiration mAH WIFE), and some words just sound...really funny. I have a thing for funny-sounding words. I'm an aspiring linguist so she frequently says things outside of English just to do it-- or to quiz me. One day I asked her to grab me a soda, very simple. She grabbed me a can and simply said: "Sprudel". I lost it. Completely. Tears and scream laughing at how funny it sounded. This was the first time she ever made me laugh so hard I could cry-- and it wasn't even intentional. She then clarified that it *actually* meant sparkling water but she thought the word would have been interesting for me to hear. She was absolutely correct and was now officially a comedic genius from that point forward. Now it's kind of our thing-- sometimes I call her a tall glass of sprudel like the cringe lord that I am and it always gets a smile out of her. (Hence why one of her tags is Sprudel, too special not to tag right?) Feathers 🦜 - What is something you look forward to in you and your f/o's relationship, whether big or small? AH. Good question, @ me. I look forward to anything that will make me fall more in love with her! The way she gets ready in the morning? I look forward to every morning, watching her walk around getting ready for the day. If she changes anything I'll notice, and I'll love her for it. Little things like that, the discovery of something I didn't realize was there, I live for it. I wanna love her more each day, and I always do. She's still rather mysterious despite me knowing her so well, and also her being my wife that helps me thinks-- but anything I can latch onto I will always look forward to. And all the cuddles, never enough of those. THANK YOU FOR ASKING BESTIEEEEE virtually talking your ear of now bcus ofc I would. WELL HERE'S SOME INSIGHT ON MY BIG ASS WIFE <3333 Feel free to send me an ask for this ask game!!

[pwnyta]

Okay, I don’t want to come off as a dick, but I will be honest, I really don’t like EN VAs in general because some of them tend to get into too much drama, talk out of their asses when it comes to IPs they work with and kind of behave like they kin characters that they voice which seems extremely unprofessional and cringey to me (I’m not an English speaker, so it’s not like I dislike them because of this us talking the same language)

I don’t say this to be rude, but in the last 10 years or so I’ve seen too much drama in fandoms that have something to do with English VAs (even when english VAs are the original VAs). I feel strange when some VAs basically try to adopt the personality of the character they voice, it seems so strange and childish? Like, my problem with a lot of those people is the fact that they don’t behave professionally. They talk in character when asked (outside of their job, I mean), which is, you know, I find questionable, they talk about characters as if they know better and rarely state “that’s just my head canon and it should be treated as such, I’m not a writer” and because of that some people stars to treat their opinions as canon (for some reason).

I don’t know how to explain it, really. I have no probs with English VAs who don’t interact with fandoms much and who treat their voice acting, as, you know, their job and are professional about it. I understand it if you are super excited about voicing a character in the big IP, but sometimes those VAs just go too far.

I still can’t get over the fact that because of Paimon’s VAs stupid remark there was (and still is) a witch-hunt for every person who draws Traveller ships. I’ve seen people being told to k*ll themselves because of this stupid misinformation so many times that it’s exhausting. I can’t imagine what artists/writers feel like when they are threatened or insulted for drawing sometimes even the fluffiest, the least problematic things ever.

I don’t know anything about cringe culture or whatever the fuck it’s called, but some English vas need to grow the fuck up and start to treat their work as work, not as a kinning opportunity.

Also, I feel like some companies need to have a talk with their employees and to explain to them what to do and what NOT to do when they interact with customers. In the very end, VAs are considered the face of the company by some people (I personally strongly disagree, but who cares), and when someone represents you, you, as a big company, probably don’t want some f*ck up to represent you and then do something that makes YOU look bad.

The thing is, I know I can sound like an asshole, but I really don’t even hate English VAs. I’m 100% okay with the ones who are professional and don’t treat fandoms as their free tickets for power trips and/or opportunities to say whatever the fuck they want. It’s just that it feels like English VAs are the only ones that have those kind of problems. I’ve never heard about any kind of drama/problems with Chinese/Japanese/Korean VAs, and that’s why the English ones look so egregious (well, I am taking more about Asian vas in general, you know? I assume maybe they have stricter rules when it comes to talking about their work, which doesn’t seem to be the case with English actors)

My point being, it would be lovely if people on the English side of things… all things, really, would stop behaving horribly. You was presented with a fantastic opportunity and and it’s okay to be happy about it, but I beg of you, don’t fuck it up for the rest of us just because you feel like you was granted a small amount of power.

Yeah I dont know enough VAs EN or otherwise to know how they act generally but if that is how it is... that would be annoying. On one hand I always thought it was a little bit cute when you could tell an actor/VA really loves the character theyre portraying but to try to dish your headcanon as absolute fact is pretty shitty.

Im surprised the EN VAs get as much leeway as they do... especially in Genshin since the translations have been off quite a few times.

[leviathans-body-pillow]

Things I think the Obey Me! Characters would like and not like about me as Mc

Purely self indulgent lol

Lucifer:

Likes:

I love classical music and I’m a trained classical vocalist. (And I’m pretty proud of it)

I’m very low maintenance.

I’m an amazing student! 3.9 gpa bitches

Also think out of all the brother he’d appreciate my painting the best.

Dislikes:

I’m very stubborn and disrespectful

I would constantly test his authority and patience lol

Mammon

Likes

My love language is words of affirmation and gift giving

Dislikes

I’m also greedy but in a cheap hoarding way so he’s not getting even a penny out of me.

Levi

Odivously if I’m playing an otome game I’m a huge geek lmao

Likes:

I’m a huge geek lol

Im a cosplayer

I have embraced my inner cringe, “I may be cringe but I am free”

Total UwU gamer girl

Dislikes

I’m kind of a bully lol

Like I’d bully him

He’d probably think I’m only an otaku for attention because I’m not socially stunted.

Satan

Likes:

I love to read. Well actually I’m super dyslexic but I love it I’m theory.

I adore Shakespeare and classic literature

Although I have a hard time reading I adore being read to

I also love to learn and I’m pretty smart

I also struggle with rage so I feel like we could bond over that

I collect cat ears and tails

Dislikes

I’m a dog person

I’m stubborn

If we ever got in an argument it would be all out war

Asmo

Lmao I’m a spicy accountant

I guess I’m also a technically a micro influencer (not on here thank god this is where I come to be cringe)

I fucking love to party!! I love getting sexed up and clubbing.

I’m very invested in my appearance and fashion!

My ideal evening is a cozy at home spa night

I’m very physically affectionate and cuddly, he’d never be too much for me.

Dislikes:

I’m the jealous type lol

Due to trauma and jealousy I can actually be a bit of a prude

I have a low social battery, and social anxiety although he might find it cute too

Beel

Likes:

I once managed to carry 6 mini plates of cheese cake back to my table at a buffet.

I’m definitely a I work out to eat kind of person

Also I’m the best cook and baker I know. I can make or bake anything. Plus I like to feed people I care about.

Dislikes:

I can kinda mean, I don’t even usually mean it but I don’t think he’d like it

I wouldn’t get a long with Belphie

Belphie

Likes:

Big sleepy tbh

I can sleep anytime any where

I once slept next to an airport window in the middle of the day during a 7 hour lay over.

I have all my childhood stuffed animals and I still sleep with them.

Dislikes:

I can be pretty restless and antsy

Personality wise I think we’re too similar to get along

I think with my anxiety I wouldn’t ever really trust him

Diavolo

I have no respect for authority so I wouldn’t treat him like he’s above me or important

Barbatos

Dead ass I don’t get him lol I haven’t gotten super far in the story so idk if I just haven’t gotten to know him well yet

Simeon

I’m also a writer! (Duh) but like an actual writer not just fanfiction.

I also feel like he would enjoy my art and that I can sing.

I’m really good with kids

Luke

I’m amazing with kids! Kids love me!!

I also love to bake so we could bake together.

Solomon

I have a huge fascination with witchcraft and the occult.

I’m not an active practitioner but my passion for the occult is definitely there