#im eating so good tonight

[seawardboundsammy]

RAGHGHHHHHHHHHH I WINNNNN!!!!!

(silly) revelations demo spoilers below

ORTEGA CANONICALLY TOOK THE RANGERS TO AN LD BASEBALL GAME AND WE HAVE A CANON NAME FOR THE LD TEAM! THE LOS DIABLOS DEVILS! does. does that mean that. the tampa ray devil rays moved to ld somewhere between 1998 and 2007? surely not but oh my god

[samskelly]

My honest reaction after I see the familiar drow in ep 94:

[innalheid]

Hey if en ee won has som. spare cashmoney. I miscalculated my fuckin bill timing Again and got 96$CAD in overdraft fees 🙄😮‍💨 pp is innalheid............

[sheepthatgobaa]

THEY LOOK ADORABLE OMG??? I can't get over Solomon's outfit it's so cute??? And ALSO MY SON LUKE LUKE OMG THE LTIGLE PNEGDIFOMRNFH 😭😭😭 also for simeon I just rly like him teehee 👉👈

[skunkes]

if life is categorized by Before Loss and After Loss then I exist in the before but with a countdown to the after. and the countdown is always always present and debilitating. the loss will be debilitating too but i cant help myself. i will always suffer twice.

[monstermemories]

"this time you're on your own"

"he's not on his own"

I AM GOING FUCKING FERAL

[turnipoddity]

so I finished the preist Lawrence fic and I checked the word count and it’s like 5k words😭 idk if you even care but it’s finished lol

are you kidding me YES OFCOURSE OH IM SO READY IM SO READY RAAAAAAAAAAGH

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

oh waow maybe having friendly neighbors is a Good thing (said in the voice of a guy who just received free cookies)

[chi-icha]

TW! dub-con, choking

zhongli and you had been roommates for a while. like the idiot he is, he forgot to save himself some luxuries before retiring. how do people find that man smart again? you still remembered when he was morax, a brute who loved fighting anyone he saw.

you both may live together but there was still traces of pettiness from when you both were younger. though he may seem gentler to others now, zhongli was still a brat to you. you remember him trying to fight you when he thought you were flirting with guizhong. he got absolutely demolished that day. that incident is probably why he 'hates' you so much. you doubt that he actually does. who would choose to stay with somebody they despise? he always blames it on your shared contract which you find even more stupid because he was the one to propose it in the first place. the contract stated:

he does the chores, you pay for everything.

zhongli is a pretty good cook, except when he tries to poison you. he tries at least once a week. is he offered money to kill you or is he jealous you have a better reputation? you don't have any idea. it seemed like today he opted to put aphrodisiacs in your tea.

that little brat! he knows you enjoy spending your teatime peacefully and he dares do that. well at least that's the reason why he finds himself pinned against a wall of his bedroom and your hand around his neck at the present moment.

what are you going to do now? find a girl and convince her to sleep with you? go to a brothel? or maybe you'll sleep with one of those many girls who throw themselves at you? your reputation is going to be torn either way," he laughed at you.

"who said anything about me having to go out to find someone?" you smirked, your hand tightening around his neck.

"what are you-" "I happen to have one of liyue's most wanted bachelor in front of me. that person also happens to be the one who drugged me. it's only fair he shoulder the responsibility, isn't it?" you chuckled darkly and threw him on the bed.

he tried to get back up but you tied him to the bed using your magic. you looked at him while pulling your tie.

"don't even dare think you'll be able to walk out of here when I'm done with you. that being said, I should probably tell hu tao you won't be coming to work for some days," you said eying his body with a lustful gaze.

OH MY GOD AAAA THIS IS SO ESJFCWFC the-the-the way -ur -so dominant is so- augh i can imagine the way you'll undress him with your eyes.. the dangerous glint in your eyes as your magic ties him to the bed frame. "don't think you'll get away with that, zhongli." you run your hands on his inner thigh and take pleasure in the way he softly moans. he tries to glare at you despite being tied down, completely at your mercy. "y-you.. " he tries to get his words out, but all that comes out is a whimper as you palm him. you quickly remove your hand before he can even rut into your palm. "i what? cat got your tongue?" your eyes are half lidded and dangerous. he shudders at the sight of you looking down at him. "i'll make sure you'll know your place by the end of this night," your hands make their way inside if his shirt and pinches his nipple. he trembles and tries to wiggle out of your grasp, all the while whimpering your name out. "because you'll be mine to play with."

[musubiki]

hi! so limochi idea

so you know how at concerts, sometimes people will sit on their tall friend's shoulders to see better? what if that but lime and mochi? would lime die. is his brain screaming incoherently or is it just tv static? who's to say?

anyway have a lovely day!

god limes head being sandwhiched between her thighs like that...i dont trust his knees not to give out...

[litrallytyrus]

whatever the hell richard and jan got going on is boyfriends as hell like um ……… i know gay people when i see em!

[loca1ghoul]

GUYS PLEASE IM GONNA CRY

[piplupod]

pretty sure i just got a spider bite while trying to fall asleep 🧍

[amasiusblog]

THE ENCHANTED PUDDING STORY IS CANONICAL SEX POLLEN

IM SCREAMING CRYING LOSING MY MIND TEARING AT MY CLOTHES WAILING ON THE FLOOR WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE INGREDIANTS IN THIS PUDDING MAKES ME IRRESISTABLE TO POTENTIAL MATES WTF THIS IS CANON??? SEX POLLEN IN THE DEVILDOM IS CANON??? THIS IS LITERALLY THE PLOT TO A FIC IM CRYING

[aew-regression-cove]

Ffbzjxb shoulda just let myself fall asleep at like half 8-9 when I was tired cos now it's 1 an m full of energy >:( wanna fix my sleep schedule a little bit plsss 🙏🏻 - cant keep falling asleep at 4 in mornin :/

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

I think my problem is that everything always comes back to danny phantom with me