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#im like 5'4
No i wanna stand on my toes while kissing someone who is an inch or two taller than me
Is that too much to ask for?
* cries in never been in a romantic relationship *
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felonytaxevasion · 1 month
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The thing about lore accurate Undersiders heights (which I rebuke whole heartedly) is that Wildbow made them all pretty tall. Like 5'7 (Alec and Aisha) doesn't seem super tall but they'd still be taller than most people. And Lisa Taylor Rachel and Giant Brian are all taller than them. But they're all pretty close so you see a line up and it looks like a normal group of human guys
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However. You add Parian and Foil (5'0 and 5'3) to the lineup and you realize these guys are all string bean freaks. Sabbah and Brian would give themselves neck injuries trying to make eye contact
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munchboxart · 8 months
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Hi I'm gonna talk about my OCs real quick, specifically these 2.
Now I don't really like doing shit with the Agents (frankly I think it's kind of boring). BUT I was doing merch last night and kind of grown an affinity for the OC on the left that I drew on a whim for art practice.
And she kind of looks like an agent, yeah? I think it could be incredibly funny if she kept being mistaken as Agent 3, but she could just be the older sister of my actual Agent 3. Her bitch is too hard, her swag is too different, like she gives off the energy that she's an OG but she's just some dude (a poser but she's not even trying hard). I already thought about giving my Agent 3 a little sister so him having 2 sisters would be nice actually.
Like she could be dropping Agent 3 off and the new guys would think she's Agent 3, no she's just the cooler older sister. The small guy is Agent 3 actually
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royreads · 3 months
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I know in the game Gale and Astarion are about the same height (5'11"/179cm) but in your HEART your SOUL what height is Gale really?
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lokibrainrot · 7 months
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For lethal co Character request. -throws Clay at you- 👀 love your art btw
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You like? MY? art??? Goodness thats a high compliment, your art is gorgeous! I love Clay so so much dude, He's so well thought out and I just love the way he's built AND HIS OUTFIT !!! oh my god!!! Buff masks ftw btw, I am so normal about them!! ((More versions under the cut btw! No snow, no blood)) I'm gonna have to draw him again in a full piece omg
What is he doing with that dead guy anyway like just leave him in the snow bro put him down he's bleeding everywhere
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ballpitwitch · 1 year
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The Matrix Resurrections: Featurettes
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crunchchute · 9 months
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twitter thing (ref under the cut)
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cowboysuperhero · 1 year
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my spidersona is me if i was like three thousand times cooler
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bmpmp3 · 3 months
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civetcider · 8 months
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As a fellow Gorilla Lesbian i wanna be your friend so bad
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this is us we're fist bumping and eating bananas and leaves and perhaps even grubs
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froot-batty · 1 year
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you check yourself into a mental asylum and they come out to greet you what do you do
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todayisafridaynight · 11 months
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nervousmonolith · 2 days
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thinking about the whole twt scam situation ™ again ough
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#monolith mumbles#gonna rant for a min#like main situation sorted fine#then boom 27 yr old mutual of op comes crawling out the woodworks#i did ask a silly question which i apologized for twice and reiterated TWICE. and they then kept yapping and arguing 💀#like erm i think calling an autistic person braindead at ur big age is weird actually#''omfg are you braindead this is a common scam get it through your thick skulls'' first im a tumblr main. second it clearly isnt common#enough considering op got scammed💀#and i still think im justified being put off that nobody (excluding op) noticed the glaring differences in the accounts 💀 and how it was#up for 10+ hours with no one noticing 💀#along with that they tried to frame it like i thought op had it out for me then said i wasnt important enough for someone to target me#because my twt acc has like 300 followers which. clearly i was because the scammer used my art💀#again twenty fucking seven. 27 DOING ALL THIS#after my final reply i ignored my twt main for like 2 days. which someone else replied saying something that started with#''all this happened because you'' then i just blocked them today before reading the rest. and just blocked everyone involved#like if ur mutual is 27 behaving like this i do nawt want to have any interaction with you at all soz. i also didn't get any priv apologies#instead they were pushing how they were innocent and not accusing anyone of being guilty which. its like you were a min ago#u were accusing ME💀 go d#me miffed about not getting priv apologies is me being petty but im 5'4 im never the bigger person so#I'll stay petty actually#anyway blocked all of them for my own piece hope op gets $60 back somehow but i also want 0 interaction based on their oomf
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bittsandpieces · 2 months
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Sometimes i struggle with the werewolf thing cause yeah they're gonna be taller and stronger but they'll also probably have a bigger dick. And thats a turn on for me but also i would be SO hard to fit that in anything. At least the sizes i imagine to be correct for something much taller than a human
On one hand, I get it, but on the other hand, larger adult wolves range from 120-180lbs. Open your mind to human sized weres. They can still have real big cocks too but frankly as someone who now owns a six inch knotted toy, they don't actually have to be long to feel fucking huge inside you
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HI PERCY HOW ART THOU I HAVE MISSED YOU
HELLO ATLAS I AM DOING GOOD SORRY I WASNT ON TUMBLR TODAY MY HALF SISTER CAME OVER AND I ALSO NAPPED FOR LIKE FIVE HOURS BUT IM DOING GOOD AND IVE MISSED YOU TOO!!!! HOW ART THOU?
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erosrageclaw · 6 months
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still cant get over that we spent an entire subplot in act 3 clearing out an actual literal mansion in the middle of avernus and karlach still doesn't budge on not wanting to go back. like bitch we've been sleeping on the ground in the woods for the past month we got u an airbnb we are definitely going back
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