No i wanna stand on my toes while kissing someone who is an inch or two taller than me
Is that too much to ask for?
* cries in never been in a romantic relationship *
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The thing about lore accurate Undersiders heights (which I rebuke whole heartedly) is that Wildbow made them all pretty tall. Like 5'7 (Alec and Aisha) doesn't seem super tall but they'd still be taller than most people. And Lisa Taylor Rachel and Giant Brian are all taller than them. But they're all pretty close so you see a line up and it looks like a normal group of human guys
However. You add Parian and Foil (5'0 and 5'3) to the lineup and you realize these guys are all string bean freaks. Sabbah and Brian would give themselves neck injuries trying to make eye contact
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Hi I'm gonna talk about my OCs real quick, specifically these 2.
Now I don't really like doing shit with the Agents (frankly I think it's kind of boring). BUT I was doing merch last night and kind of grown an affinity for the OC on the left that I drew on a whim for art practice.
And she kind of looks like an agent, yeah? I think it could be incredibly funny if she kept being mistaken as Agent 3, but she could just be the older sister of my actual Agent 3. Her bitch is too hard, her swag is too different, like she gives off the energy that she's an OG but she's just some dude (a poser but she's not even trying hard). I already thought about giving my Agent 3 a little sister so him having 2 sisters would be nice actually.
Like she could be dropping Agent 3 off and the new guys would think she's Agent 3, no she's just the cooler older sister. The small guy is Agent 3 actually
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For lethal co Character request. -throws Clay at you- 👀 love your art btw
You like? MY? art??? Goodness thats a high compliment, your art is gorgeous! I love Clay so so much dude, He's so well thought out and I just love the way he's built AND HIS OUTFIT !!! oh my god!!! Buff masks ftw btw, I am so normal about them!! ((More versions under the cut btw! No snow, no blood)) I'm gonna have to draw him again in a full piece omg
What is he doing with that dead guy anyway like just leave him in the snow bro put him down he's bleeding everywhere
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As a fellow Gorilla Lesbian i wanna be your friend so bad
this is us we're fist bumping and eating bananas and leaves and perhaps even grubs
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you check yourself into a mental asylum and they come out to greet you what do you do
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Sometimes i struggle with the werewolf thing cause yeah they're gonna be taller and stronger but they'll also probably have a bigger dick. And thats a turn on for me but also i would be SO hard to fit that in anything. At least the sizes i imagine to be correct for something much taller than a human
On one hand, I get it, but on the other hand, larger adult wolves range from 120-180lbs. Open your mind to human sized weres. They can still have real big cocks too but frankly as someone who now owns a six inch knotted toy, they don't actually have to be long to feel fucking huge inside you
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HI PERCY HOW ART THOU I HAVE MISSED YOU
HELLO ATLAS I AM DOING GOOD SORRY I WASNT ON TUMBLR TODAY MY HALF SISTER CAME OVER AND I ALSO NAPPED FOR LIKE FIVE HOURS BUT IM DOING GOOD AND IVE MISSED YOU TOO!!!! HOW ART THOU?
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still cant get over that we spent an entire subplot in act 3 clearing out an actual literal mansion in the middle of avernus and karlach still doesn't budge on not wanting to go back. like bitch we've been sleeping on the ground in the woods for the past month we got u an airbnb we are definitely going back
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