#im me and tell me which ones u like wink wonk!

[hellfire--cult]

That other story was romantic and cute as shit, but it made me remember what happened to me at a party once.

There was this guy there, he was very charismatic and all the girls wanted him. This one chick in particular I remember was constantly leaning against him and rubbing his arm. He was polite but kind of ignored her.

We both happened to sit on the couch next to each other. We talked about something and he asked me if my hair was natural. "The color isn't, but the wavy curly thing is." He smiled and said," I like the color, it brings out your eyes. The curly wave thing...call it a curve and you definitely have them" I was dense as fuck my man. Didnt even click that he was flirting, mainly because I am just tall, barely have an ass but I got big thighs, and I thought oh he's so wrong. He had said some other things that were borderline kind borderline flirting.

I do a shot of something with my girlfriends. Fourth of the night, not including the beer. Cue me going to the bathroom to throw up. The door opened because I forgot to lock it. I look back and see the guy. "Get out!"

He didn't. He locked the door and held my hair back for me. He rubbed my back and talked me through it. Then he ripped off toilet paper and gave it to me, rummaged through the cabinets and found mouthwash, gave that to me. Used it, spit in the toilet.

Well he was standing and I was still kneeling. I guess seeing that position does something as a man. All I know is i was perfect level with you know what. He froze as soon as he realized.

I didn't intend to be a tease. I truly didn't. I wanted to stand up, and so my brain thought "lets hold onto him for stability". So I put my hand on his thigh. The silence was thick. You could cut the tension with a knife.

He made the first move and kissed me and let me tell you what, he hauled me up off that floor and had me against the wall so quickly. He moaned once and I'll never forget it. Might I also say, I could feel him against my hip and he was BIG.

I was about to get down and dirty in some person's bathroom at a college party. But he had more sense and pulled away, immediately apologized, and told me I was too drunk to consent. "Wait sorry did this just happen?" I had asked to which he said "you're proving my point, you can't consent im sorry fuck I didn't mean to take advantage of you" "no I meant. Me. Like, there was that girl earlier, like...why me?" "I've been flirting with you all night!"

OH MY GOSH

I'm sorry I imagined Steve in this but OMG

YALL ARE LIVING THE FANFIC LIVES MY DUDES

Like JESUS CHRIST DONT BE SO DENSE LOVE

I am so happy he didn't take advantage of you and that he was a gentleman all night about it

PLEASE TELL ME YOU DID GO OUT ON A DATE WITH HIM OR THAT U KNOW U WINK WINK WONK WONK RIGHT

I am a slut for all your love stories or sexy stories

Thank you for sharing them with me ❤️❤️❤️

[destinysthralls]

revolverized said:Is it too late to send?? if not then ♡ for whoever u want on here or my multi. Or both. Tell me everything. - @revolverized / @mettleforged

[pre-established relationships meme] : bold what i want, italics what i could see, and strike out what i don’t want.

[ LEON & CLOUD ]

FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends  /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  /  stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance  pen - pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts  /  newly entered  /  soulmates  /  skinny love  /  unrequited from my muses side  /  unrequited from your muses side  /  friends with benefits  /  awkward  /  fading  /  turning  toxic  /  toxic  and  destructive  /  other .

FAMILIAL BOND.   sibling bond  /  older sibling figure to your muse  /  younger sibling figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal  guardian  /  other .

ENEMIES.   dangerous to themselves  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  passionate  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into a sexual tension  /  developing into a romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based of misunderstandings or lies  /  other .

BASICALLY: so its implied they grew up together on radiant garden!!!!! i can see them as childhood friends until the darkness came and took their home. unlike leon and the others zack kind of starting traversing other worlds through traverse town instead of trying to get radiant garden back. and i feel like after the darkness comes cloud like CHANGES a lot and he doesn’t care about getting their families back he just wants to leave everybody behind and explore the world and leon and aerith and yuffie feel like he doesn’t care about them anymore and it’s sad and angsty when they meet again----but also they’re just as good at fighting and bantering as they used to be and its nostalgic and happy but it also hurts that he left and ahhh its good

[ LEON & AERITH ]

FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends  /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  /  stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance  pen - pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

FAMILIAL BOND.   sibling bond  /  older sibling figure to your muse  /  younger sibling figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal  guardian  /  other .

ENEMIES.   dangerous to themselves  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  passionate  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into a sexual tension  /  developing into a romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based of misunderstandings or lies  /  other .

BASICALLY: i view leon, aerith and yuffie as SIBLINGS they basically all lost their families in radiant garden and were taken in by cid. i think they’re so close and basically they’re just cute sibs, and now they are STRUGGLING to regain their lives now that radiant garden is back but some of their families and friends are still lost to darkness and now the king’s back and the apprentices are back and they just TAKE BACK OVER and aerith’s like HEY THERE. HEY NOW. U GUYS WERE EVIL. UR JUST GONNA BE OUR RULERS AGAIN. LETS TAKE A MINUTE AND THINK THIS THROUGH. so there’s like basically civil unrest and stuff within the restoration committee through aerith and i think they need to Deal With That ya know?

[YOUR GLADIO & FANG]

FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends  /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  /  stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance  pen - pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts  /  newly entered  /  soulmates  /  skinny love  /  unrequited from my muses side  /  unrequited from your muses side  /  friends with benefits  /  awkward  /  fading  /  turning  toxic  /  toxic  and  destructive  /  other .

FAMILIAL BOND.   sibling bond  /  older sibling figure to your muse  /  younger sibling figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal  guardian  /  other .

BASICALLY: this is basically what i put in my little drabble/starter for u for fang but i think they’re drinking/fellow lgbt soldiers in arms. they helped each other like come out and stuff and now they probably talk about their gay crushes/feelings for people, and maybe there’s some flirting there sometimes, but mostly they are just Doing Their Duties and hanging out on occasion!!!! this aint a real serious relationship tbh!!!

[YOUR GLADIO & MY IGNIS ]

FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends  /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  /  stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance  pen - pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts  /  newly entered  /  soulmates  /  skinny love  /  unrequited from my muses side  /  unrequited from your muses side  /  friends with benefits  /  awkward  /  fading  /  turning  toxic  /  toxic  and  destructive  /  other .

BASICALLY: i really view ignis as having been in love with gladio since they met when they were preteens and i think our gladio and ignis would have a really fascinating relationship because they’re both trans and my hc is that ignis didn’t figure out he was a man until he met gladio and gladio showed him that a man could be strong & capable & gentle & smart all at the same time which is something that ignis had never like. conceptualized really bc his dad was kind of a dumbass and all the other men in his life kind of felt like. Not Real People if that makes sense, or they just weren’t really nice to him bc of his family situation or the fact that he grew up poor.

so like as a default my ignis loves all gladios but YOUR GLADIO would be EXTRA SPECIAL HEART EYES BC THEN THEY COULD LIKE TRANSITION TOGETHER and FIGURE GENDER SHIT OUT TOGETHER and have THE MOST PRIDE-TASTIC BOND lmfao

[uwumessenger]

random headcanons i have for each om! character teehee

hi it's been a while since ive posted some hcs bc uni has been kicking my a$$! luckily i only have a few papers to tidy up and im done. here r some hcs for each obey me character that ive accumulated over the past few months wink wonk

most are random but some constants you'll find are what i think they smell like, languages they can speak (other than their native (demon/angel) and eng/jp), and music tastes !

lucifer

i have a strong feeling that he showers twice a day: in the morning after waking up and at night before going to bed

his cologne is probably the type that will last in an elevator for like a week after he uses it once. i dont think this mf ever smells like anything other than his cologne

has a secret folder on his phone of semi-nudes and other scandalous pics from when he felt sexy at the time omg

aside from demon language/eng/jp he can speak french and knows latin

listens to classical stuff yea but he also listens to diavolos mixtapes (re: diavolo's section)

not a fan of sweets but will eat sweet things when craving

really bland sense of humor...borderline cringey 😭✋🏻

mammon

has gone to google images and searched for "inspirational quotes tumblr" "gold aesthetic tumblr" & "relatable crush post tumblr" then reposts it onto his socials or just taps thru them and giggles bc he relates

his cologne doesnt last as long as lucifers and probably smells common. he has to reapply a lot but it's a people pleasing smell. it's cheaper hence the constant reapplying

he probably does have an expensive bottle but is the type to totally overspray...eek

he is canonically a car guy 🥲 and probably tells the one in his room good morning & good night + kisses the hood every once in a while. has tons of car magazines

he doesnt really speak other languages but has attempted to learn spanish before

listens to whatever is on the radio. doesnt rly stan anyone but he eventually will listen to mc's playlist and mc's playlist ONLY

levi

lurks on mc's socials ALL THE TIMEEEE like he will rewatch ur stories and scroll thru ur feed and overanalyze ur tweets/rts or blog posts. if ur mc isnt the type to use sns much he still googles ur name all the damn time just to find any sites u might be on fjdjdjdjskks

probably streams on whatever youtube or twitch devildom site equivalent there is, but only has like 40 or so followers. which he is okay with!

until he sees someone else who gets more attention than him. then the envy starts kicking in bad. especially if they suck 🧍🏻‍♀️

classic gamer boy smell. you know, sweat, tears, must, and (sometimes) axe deodorant. lucifer has to do a scent check before he goes out to any event & lets him use his cologne. how sweet!

kpop stan!! more girl groups than anything and his ults are probably GIRLS GENERATION, wonder girls, twice, loona, & red velvet

cried when ioi disbanded and refused to leave his room. the only thing u could hear was downpour on loop at full blast

can also speak korean & communicate in echolocation like dolphins 😏

satan

listens to country music you cant change my mind

smells like whatever environment he is in. he doesnt really have a designated smell just throws some deodorant on and goes about his day.

he's sooooo bad at driving...gets road rage way too often so his license has been REVOKED

but hes totally a backseat driver. needs to be sedated on long trips

do not let him watch finding nemo when luke asks to watch it. it's not worth it. he will cause mass destruction.

if he was a human or lived long term in the human world he totally has the ability to be a doctor

is studying as many languages as possible, but he mostly knows latin & french & german etc etc. wants to learn all the dead languages out of curiousity

asmo

dont think this mf has ever held down a relationship. ever

he doesnt compromise much & is not willing to change his lifestyle to fit an s/o into it. you keep up with how he lives or it just isnt meant to be (but dont worry! he'll eventually learn...maybe,,,,)

has the hardest time out of everyone when it comes to breaking bad habits

his smell varies bc he uses a variety of perfumes (whatever is the most popular at the time) but he probably sticks to floral and fresh scents. he never uses generic people pleaser scents like mammon

listens to electropop, mainstream pop, & some alternative rock

as for languages he too knows french, spanish, italian, etc. in general, if it's a romance language he knows it!

opposite of lucifer in the sense where he loves sweets and will refrain from eating too many bitter things

i think we all know that asmo is the biggest rockstar of the group! he's probably been in a boy band at least once, but now he makes his own music

has tried to teach mammon how to sing once. ended up in a broken piano and bleeding ears...

beel

i feel like he is SO SHY

like unless ur close to him he will not start conversations or anything

i think he listens to r&b a lot ! and jazz 😎 maybe rock as well

smells like ur typical athlete with undertones of wet wipes. he carries them around bc he likes to clean his hands before he eats & is prepared for when theres no sink nearby

he can drive and he drives really well. no rough turns, parallel parks perfectly, and never has problems with merging

driving with beel is probably really soothing. left hand is steering the other is gripping ur thigh 😫

dont think hes really fluent in any other language but hes probably semi fluent in korean because levi wanted beel to help him out

definitely know how to order food in practically every language tho HAHAHA

belphie

he reminds me of randall from monsters inc

smells kinda musty IM SORRY but not the way levi does hes more like the kind of musty u feel or smell when it's a shitty morning

but that's only because hes so lazy, when he cleans up hes like satan

has definitely murdered multiple people before. mc is not the first 😐✋🏻

with that being said belphie has been put into prison at least twice when visiting the human world, the mf had such a strong hatred for humans theres no way he never got into trouble before

lucifer probably broke him out and they used the pen thingies from men in black to erase everyones memory of that 🙄

dont think he listens to anything other than music that'll put him to sleep. really likes lazy song by bruno mars but thinks that bruno mars put too much effort into the song. should have been one acapella verse and then finish

similar to beel hes only semi fluent in one language, probably french bc of lucifer. doesnt remember much but knows a couple of lullabies and bedtime stories

the sandman used to be his bff until they drifted. they do, however, like and comment on each other's sns posts.

diavolo

once he found out who nicki minaj was he became her #1 stan

def an ariana grande stan too 😌

choreographs dances when hes stressed...idk just seems like a diavolo thing to do

also makes rly bad soundcloud rap music sometimes. turns to poetry when hes feeling emo but only lucifer knows this. barbatos is suspicious of him but doesnt have enough evidence to confirm.

his dad is like hudson abadeer from adventure time aka marceline's dad? something must have influenced him to want to unite the 3 realms + he would need the approval to do so, so his dad must be more chill than all the others before him 🧍🏻‍♀️ IDK ok anyway

currently going through his hamilton phase bc of mc. whether mc's intent was to get him hooked onto it or just to explain it bc of something he saw online, he tells everyone that he found out abt it bc of mc!

this man cannot drive his skills are only second to jumin han

not too fond of many languages but knows the widely spoken ones like spanish, mandarin, etc. if it's taught in high school he knows it

smells like a las vegas casino. not sure why but i feel like he does. but there's also an interesting & nice smell to him if he embraces you. it's a smell you cant quite identify. but it smells nostalgic, it's mysterious, and it's tempting.

barbatos

very calm demeanor but underneath hes WILD hes probably done everything at least once oof

he just has a lot of control and stability over himself (must be nice!)

on a more angsty note i feel like he might have had his heartbroken sO BAD IDK he is hurting and maybe that's why hes so willing to obey diavolo and not abuse his time lord power thingies bc he learned his lesson the hard way

mans is so smart he knows every language you could switch languages mid conversation with him and he wouldnt be thrown off. he'd probably start speaking it too.

BUT HE SPEAKS VIET P E R F E C T L Y

listens to the same stuff as lucifer but also likes eminem. likes the movie 8 mile but criticized it heavily

have you ever been to a chinese herb shop? naturally, he smells like that. his room probably smells like it too. he doesnt really have a significant smell like some of the others

when he bakes he smells like whatever hes baking tho

one of the few out of everyone listed to have been able to travel to literally everywhere

solomon

was probably on kitchen nightmares once, but only to get feedback from chef gordon ramsay. then he used his magic to prevent the episode from airing...

was in an orchestra, one of the best times of his life. played the violin. asmo watched him in the audience once, but didnt approach him until well after that performance.

he CANNOT sing. he can, however, rap.

doesnt listen to music. he listens to podcasts! but every now and then he turns on background music, but prefers it to be instrumental stuff

never wears sunglasses. also does not have a driver's license. cannot drive a regular car. could maybe fly an airplane.

due to his immortality he has learned almost every language to exist, but finds himself speaking mandarin the most. knows most dialects too

similar smell to barbatos but u can also smell some sunscreen on him too. like, generic beach day suncreen

he has a lot of pact marks, so he once had the idea to match foundation to his skin. it took him two weeks but he eventually perfected a combination. yes he will help u find ur perfect shade if u ask him to

simeon

another country music man. has also made a tiktok or two to that one song that goes "he cant even bait a hook." they are private tho

angel country music exists and simeon invented it

if he visits the human world and wears more causal clothing he probably tucks his shirt into his pants

wears a speedo at the beach i tell u, speedo at the beach

he can speak german...i can feel it

uses his pointer finger to type and holds the phone like 2 inches away from his face so sometimes his nose will push a key hence all his typos

has no signature smell. he simply smells like your favorite scent all the time. if multiple people are around him at once, everyone smells a different smell. it's pretty rad

"what does he smell like to himself?" u may be asking. hmm...a church? 💀

luke

his first pet was a goldfish and a few months before the exchange program happened, he was given a koi pond!

secretly likes hanging out with levi sometimes just to play with henry. makes him miss his pet fish back home

so his favorite movie is probably finding nemo and he threw a fit when nemo touched the butt

luke is probably learning german bc of simeon, though he'd like to learn more of the dead languages just for fun

i dont think he listens to music often or has any preferences, he just listens to whatever is playing on the radio

but he finds himself listening to the music mc listens to

smells like freshly baked goods all the time. or fresh laundry. but like, not combined. just depends on the day

[kiddiesmores]

hai asf KCHBKBHFV i really love love ur blog and i was wondering if i could request a tsukki x top male reader smut wherein the reader gets jealous bc tsukki keeps spending more time with kuroo HAHAHHAHA

warning: vv nsfw. bratty subby tsukki! dom reader. kinda angsty. kuroo just be chillin. dirty talk. tsukkis kinda ooc but oh well.

i hope you enjoy lovebug <3

Bad manners? Bad communication.

“You’re aware you’re not the only person I talk to, I can hang out with as many people as I want.”

“I never said that tsukki, all I said was that you’ve been spending a lot of time with kuroo and you haven’t spoken to me in 2 weeks.”

Training camp went on for two weeks, you being at basketball, and tsukki at volleyball. The whole two weeks you tried to get in contact. You knew he brought his phone so why isnt he texting you back? Is he sleepy? That has to be it.

Right?

Now camps over, still no fucking contact. So yeah youre a little fed up that your boyfriend isn’t texting you, but hey, he’s still posting that rooster haired bitch on his story.

Of course you had nothing against kuroo, you and kuroo met through tsukishima. But fuck can he give you your baby back :(.

New notification

Hy��ënuh: you seem pissed lately what’s up with you?

You looked down at your phone, kuroo texted you. How sweet.

You: Tsukki hasnt talked to me in weeks, idk if i did anything but 💔

Hyëënuh: bruh. want me to cancel me and his plans so you both can hang out? maybe yknow...👉🏼👈🏼 wink wonk

Ohoho kuroo tetsurou you sly bitch

You: Ugh youre so gross, i love the way you think 😼

Hyëënuh: 😼🤙🏼

And thats how you and tsukki got to where you are now 😀. Arguing in your kitchen.

You took in a deep breath and sat down at the table, your head in your hands. “I just,” you sighed, “Did I do something? Baby why are you not speaking with me? Do you like him?” Tsukki scoffed, “I’d never like him, don’t do that.”

Slowly walking up to your seat, tsukki ran a hand through your hair. “I didnt want to annoy you..” he whispered. You looked up, no longer a scowl on your boys face. Just those soft, doe eyes only meant for you to see. “Oh kei.. you? Annoy me? Never.”

Your arms sliding around his slim waist, pulling him down to sit on your lap. Rubbing up his back as tiny sniffles left his nose.

He was crying. “Don’t cry baby, It’s okay.”you cooed. “I didn’t want you to feel that way.” he choked.

Pulling his head into your shoulder, you kissed his tears and stroked his red cheeks. It’s out of character to ever see tsukishima like this. To everyone else at least. He’s your baby. Your salty, sexy, bratty baby.

Coaxing him with your voice, he slowly came out of his saddened head space, now needing some extra attention.

Those bedroom eyes. God you loved them. Especially after he got done crying? Ugh he’s breath taking. “You need something angel?” you ask, biting the soft flesh on his neck, destined to make dark mark. A mewl left his throat and he clutched onto your shirt, biting down on it not to make another sound.

“Oh no we can’t have that now can we?” you say, standing up with him wrapped around you. You held him by the thighs, walking to your bedroom.

Tossing him on the bed, you slowly slipped off your shirt, watching his eyes stare at you through those glasses. “You made me wait weeks for you tsukishima,” he shuddered at your tone, “I think you can wait a few minutes yeah?”

He was about to protest, “I-“

“Shut up.“

He closed his mouth. I guess he deserved that. Slowly his voice started to come back to him. You want him to be a brat, he’ll show you a brat.

Next thing you know his hand is down his pants, stroking himself and moaning obnoxiously.

Yeah, we’re definitely not having that. You thought, dropping your pants and walking over to the bratty boy. “Aww, how cute? You think you’re doing something huh?”

That bitch had the AUDACITY to smirk at you. “Feels better then you do anyway. Mmf-“

Shoving two fingers down his throat, tsukishima sucked harshly. “Oh i’m in for it.” He groaned mentally, licking and lubing up your fingers while you yanked his pants and underwear off, exposing him from the waist down. You retracted your finger from his mouth and trailed them down from his stomach to his pink hole.

“You ready kitten?” Tsukki nods. “Good, be a good boy and turn on your tummy for me. Can you do that?” He nods again, not trusting himself to talk. Especially when you talk so sweetly to him.

Opening the cap to the lube, you rubbed the gel on the two fingers tsukki sucked on.

Hearing the cap open, he turned his head to look at you with a “Was my sucking not enough?” scowl on his face.

“Just in case baby!” raising your hand in defense. He rolled his eyes and plopped his face back down into the comforter.

Finally, you entered one lubed finger into him, making him hiss. Moving it in and out at a steady pace, then adding the other finger. Tsukki started growing impatient, making him tense. “Mmm, trust the process baby. I can feel you tightening around my fingers, feels good yes but I think you can guess where I’d rather feel that. Hm?”

Tsukki grumbled for you to just fuck him already, making you laugh loudly. “Ah, leave me hanging for some weeks then ask for me to fuck you immediately? Have I spoiled you too rotten? Maybe I should teach you some manners.” You rambled, lubbing yourself up in the process. “My pillow prince. Here you are, ass up- back arched and you’re telling me what to do?”

You spanked one cheek without warning, and he screeched.

“Thats what I thought. You do need proper training again, I guess all your manners left in those few weeks. A shame.”

Slipping into him, you both shared a deep moan, fuck. Feeling his insides clench around you like this? Even though he’s stretched? You could cum right here. It doesn’t feel like he’s been touching himself at all. Well, not his as at least.

Ugh, you’re so in love.

Too lost in your own thoughts, you didnt even notice tsukishima begging you to move.

“Please y/n, I’m used to it. Please move. Please fuck me, I need it. So bad.”

Another laugh, “There you go sweet boy, saying please. Maybe you do have some home training.”

You snapped your hips, finally all the way inside. His breathy moan leaving his mouth, clawing at your sheets. He needs more. So much more. The way you feel. He feels full. He feels hot.

He’s so ready. Ready for you to ruin him the way only you know how.

“Lets make the best of this, what do you say kei?”

He nodded frantically, feeling you slide out and push back in. “YES!”

A wicked smile grazed your lips as you thrusted and pushed inside the boy. Groans and moans bounced off the walls of your bedroom. Skin slapping and the bed creaking were also prominent but the only thing you wanted to hear was Kei. 

“How’s it feel baby? You like this? You look so pretty like this angel, fuck if you could see your face right now. So red and sweaty, those glasses fogging up.” 

“Ah, mmn, hnnnn” Was all you could get as a response. Tsukishimas fists were bawled up so tight, fighting himself not to cum yet.

He knew you hated when he came without permission. 

“Think kuroo could make you feel like this kei baby?” 

Wh-

“N-No. Never..” he whispers as your dick pounds into his aching hole. Your hands gripped his hips, making him slam against your pelvis. 

“Fuck fuck fuck fuck, dadd-AGH. Please, I’m gonna cum i’m gonna cum i’m gonna-” 

You shoved two fingers back into his mouth, which he sucked on again. 

Your body leaned forward, your lips by his ear, “Kei baby, You aren’t coming for a while. Even when you do i’m just gonna make you cum over and over until you feel numb. Maybe by the end that head of yours will finally have me imprinted so deep you will never forget who you belong to.”

Sadly, that pushed him over the edge. His body tensing, his hole tightening around you, making you halt your motions. The poor boys vision went white.

Sweat falling from his head and his breathing slowing down, tsukki looked back at you. Your hard stare made him shiver.

He’s in more trouble now.

He looked back at the head board.

“B-before you punish me,” he starts, “Let me take off my glasses..”

Annddd scene. I hope you guys liked it, it took a lot of energy ehehe. Im not too good at nsfw stuff yet and i’m still trying to see what works and what doesnt hehe. LOVE U GUYS 💗🌸

[land-of-classpects-and-analysis]

hey man!! I really love your classpect analyses. the way you write is phenomenal and it really helps me understand so much more abt classpects overall!! your knight of heart one was particularly enlightening ^^ I was wondering if you perhaps had the time to do witch of heart? im struggling with deciding on a class rn and I think comparing it to your knight of heart analysis might help >u< thanks so much, have a good day/night!! <3

Hehehe oh it was ENLIGHTENING huh Anon? Wink wonk /light-hearted /joking around

But eeeeee thank you!! I’m absolutely happy to hear that you enjoy my writing style, and that my analysis has helped quite a bit!

Unfortunately I can’t exactly do a full banger of a Witch of Heart analysis right now because of the way I have my whole schedule and what not, but lucky enough for you I already have written up a sneak peek type of analysis from a month or so ago! I do hope it will suffice enough until Fate and Randomness eventually fish Witch of Heart fully from this ocean of Classpects!

The Witch of Heart is someone who could be quite a nasty person if they so desire. They are certain in who they are as a person, having already found their sense of self by being in an environment that allowed for it to form and be shaped. One could even argue that this could lead to the Witch believing themself to be a better, more superior person because of it - perhaps rivaling that of a Maid or Heir of Heart. However, if they were to be moved into a different environment, the Witch of Heart would most likely be rather quick in changing their tune. At first, the Witch of Heart may show themself to be a cutesy, innocent, kind-hearted soul who simply wants to help others find out their own identities and who they are. While they may have good intentions, if the Witch of Heart were to feel as though their efforts were not being appreciated or that their skills were being misused, taken advantage of, or downplayed, then they would not hesitate to continue playing the personality of a kind individual while also plotting to manipulate and twist the arm and soul, literal or otherwise, of the person who they believe has wronged them.

Manipulating the Heart, the soul, the self could be a tool both helpful and horrifying to those who witness the true power of the Witch of Heart. By words alone, they could take someone and make them question who they are, doubt everything they have known and believed, and perhaps even betray or change their own morals. To be on the good side of the Witch of Heart is to have a strong ally, one who may be more than willing to prevent any freak accidents by talking down a person from doing something bad. If words won’t suffice such restless spirits, though, then they will use their own minds and seemingly supernatural abilities, capable of honing in on their target’s own Heart and molding it to their liking. To be on the bad side of the Witch of Heart is to fear for yourself, as well as your Self, often leading to a large sense of paranoia as to who you are or even what you are. Who knows? Maybe the Witch of Heart never placed a hand on your Heart in the first place, and it was all in your silly little head.

Meanwhile, manipulating through the Heart is to manipulate through the self, the soul, which leads to someone who could become quite the persuasive person. They are quite similar to the first batch of Witches of Heart, but these are the ones who are far more prone to using more than just their soul to manipulate others. They also will often use their powers far more sparingly, because while they may still have fun manipulating the occasional person in whatever means necessary, to do so through one’s own self can become quite exhausting. However, it is during these moments of rest that the Witch of Heart will often do the most self-reflection, but most importantly will try to learn how they can weaponize their Heart more acutely and flawlessly, crafting themself to be someone of mystery yet also of allure. A flame for all the foolish moths who believe them to be a source of kindness and gentle warmth.

One of the biggest threats to the Witch of Heart is that, while although they do have a strong sense as to who they are, even they are not immune to their own powers of manipulating. They are like the chameleons of Witches, as well as Heart-bound; capable of blending in to their surroundings and the people around them - a metaphorical shapeshifter, if you will. It is because of this gift - this supposed blessing - that a curse will inevitably befall the Witch if they are not careful in how many colors they proudly hoard and collect for them. Living a double life is one thing, but to live 30+ lives is another mess that would overwhelm anyone. If the Witch of Heart is not careful in how they use this power, then their sense of self will begin to slip through their fingers until, inevitably, they fall over the edge and into the ocean that is the Soul - the Heart. This is to say that they will have become so overpowered by their Aspect that they will be doomed to drown in all of the false identities they made for themself, never knowing exactly how they are. After well, when one is caught in the ravenous waves of the ocean, it can be difficult to tell up from down or even left from right. It can be difficult to remember who you really are when even the people around you do not know and cannot help save you.

It is a fear shared amongst many Witches of Heart, but it is one that not all of them share. Not that one’s opinion matters on such a thing, as it is a fate - a beast - always on the prowl, waiting to come and snatch away any Witch of Heart who became far too greedy.

Hope this helps to add at least a little bit of insight into how Witches of Heart work!! Thanks a bunch again for the kind words, Anon!

[haunteyed]

✧･ﾟ(   hecate + ming xi + cisfemale   ) 𝒎𝒂𝒎𝒎𝒂 𝒎𝒊𝒂 !!  have you seen (   heidi liu  ) around ? (   she  ) has been in kaos for (   one year   ). the (   thirty year old  ) is a/an (   psychiatrist   ) from (   henan, china   ). people say they can be (   shrewd   ) but maybe that’s not too bad ‘cause they can also be (   captivating   ). whenever i think of them, i can’t help but think of (   the faint, lingering smell of incense, weary 3 o’clock mornings and yellowed, dog-eared paperbacks   ).  ･ﾟ✧  (  penned by kon, 19, gmt+8, she/her  ). 

content warning: xenophobia, bullying, implied violence, dogs (pls let me know if i should tag anything else!)

she was born in henan, china on september 21, 1989. having a son would have been preferable for the couple but they settled for her instead.

spent more time with her mother than her father as he worked in the city.

her parents were pious buddhists and she was brought up with it so she was no stranger to lighting up joss sticks at the altar in their house, observing different special occasions.

on the year she turned twelve, her father had gotten the promotion he wanted. the catch? they had to move all the way to america.

at an awkward age, an awkward time, in a country where she barely knew how to speak the language, she couldn’t help but feel impending doom.

maybe she’s right on the money; she stands out like an odd thumb with her pale skin and jet black hair among the freckled, tanned kids with lighter hair. and that’s just in the small town airport.

she’s not one to let small things hurt her but when it happens everyday, any wound inflicted would be left to fester.

(bullying, xenophobia tw) these things spread and multiply; they start with schoolyard taunts, stinging chants, mocking words, told her to go back to china but the kicker was when one of neighbours suddenly provided them with more material.

it’s a small, christian town where everyone knew everyone and anything different that happens is bound to be noticed. and then shunned.

“she’s a witch. my mom saw her and her mom and dad burning stuff and incense thingies in their backyard. she said they had sacrificial offerings and were worshipping the devil.”

it’s not true, of course, but it didn’t matter if it wasn’t the truth. it only mattered if they believed it to be.

she suffered the brunt of it all, with her father working more often than he was at home and her mother staying at home if she’s not outside shopping for groceries.

(implied violence cw) the only time she loses control is when they make jabs at her mother and the teachers have to call her parents in to take her home.

the scholarship to an out-of-state college is an escape, and she dives into her studies like a fish taking to water. it takes long for her to complete her bachelor’s, medical degree and it takes a little longer for her residency when she suddenly made the decision to complete it in athens, greece.

finished her training and worked at the hospital she was a resident before eventually transferring to a psych clinic her senior opened in kaos.

she’s worked there for a little over a year and has no current plans of leaving.

i know this may be .. kind of vague save for some details but feel free to ask me about anything! you can also find other information on her profile (trigger warning: dogs! skip headcanon 4). i don’t have any plots up right now because i can’t think for shit but i’m pretty sure i could dive into ur messages and try think of one for our characters <33 LOVE YALL MWAH

p.s. im mainly gonna use discord for plotting bc my data is #dyin BUT do tell me if u prefer doing it via ims!!!

edit: yeah i thought of plots so i guess i take back my “can’t think for shit” statement lol

PLOT IDEAS: (edit: go here to see what’s taken and what’s not)

(dogs tw) a pet sitter: she has two dogs and one of them needs a lot of exercise!! heidi can’t do that on the daily so this is where u come in!! benefits for ur chara: loving dogs, nice person in need of ur service and occasionally free food bc sometimes heidi forgets to modify a new recipe for one person and ends up cooking for six ... or more

friends: say hello again to general term that’s pretty much self-explanatory; i’m gonna put more bullets down below to separate them but ur chara doesn’t have to be restricted to just one!!

met thru mutual friends and it’s only awkward when they’re alone together

former classmates that never really talked much before but right now it’s just like oh? you’re here too i see what a Weird Coincidence

met in the hospital she was a resident at in athens; could be there to see someone they knew there or a doctor, they worked there before, etc.

they got close to each other much faster than she thought they would and now they’re close friends!! cute!! the Fluff pls give me it 

someone who encourages her to “live a little”, meet someone new *wink wonk*; not necessarily a bad influence, could be related to a date plot

a former client! even though their condition has more or less stabilised, she still can’t help but worry a little about them

do they like cooking? do they like reading horror/supernatural books? or are they a fellow pet owner? chances are, she’s already struck up a conversation with them about it

current client: self-explanatory, could discuss how their doctor-patient relationship is generally like or how they feel about her 

a date: someone introduced them to her or vice versa / they matched on a dating app (which would be a friend’s idea) and we could see how it goes! doesn’t have to end up in a romantic plot lol

there could be more but PLEATHE give me all the plots thanks so much xoxo

you can find her pinterest board here (?? if it’s ugly i’m sorry?? i have no idea how it works but i will try to edit it once i do lol) and it isn’t much of a playlist but below are some of the few songs i associate with heidi!

reality / lew, joie tan

nocturnal / shaun 

the kids don’t wanna come home / declan mckenna

dancing with your ghost / sasha sloan

elusive / gentle bones

off she goes / bad suns

into black / blouse

[maggotmouth]

hello, it’s nora checkin in. i’m a stupid bitch and never did this task, so, without further ado...... it me. fair warning, im libra and also hate making choices so i’ll probs put upwards of 5 answers for each of the ‘favourite questions’ ones... lov everything too much to pick one fave.... the others get sad

NAME / ALIAS: nora, im not creative enough to have an alias

AGE: 23 (she an old binch. she seen some shit in her time)

TIMEZONE: gmt probs the worst timezone for rping

PRONOUNS: she /her

YOUR CHARACTER’S FC: margaret qualley (@bridgcts), timothee chalamet (@rorybergstrom) n elle fanning (@almaputnam ) but i might cull the herd soon bcos frankly 3 is obscene, but not sure who i love least. maybe i’ll do a vote wink wonk

FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER?: ronan lynch, amma crellin, miss havisham, judy poovey, addy hanlon, maeve wiley, ian gallagher n cassie ainsworth.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?: the lobster, fight club, moonrise kingdom, in bruges, palo alto, the virgin suicides.

FAVORITE TV SHOW?: the end of the fucking world, black mirror, sharp objects, twin peaks, lovesick, maniac, sex education.

FAVORITE VIDEO GAME?: the wolf among us, animal crossing

FAVORITE BOOK?: fen, gone girl, lolita, the bloody chamber, sharp objects, atonement, the secret history, kissing dead girls, dare me.

FAVORITE MUSICIAN/BAND?: lcd soundsystem, florence + the machine, the avalanches, best coast, soulwax, talking heads, superorganism, the velvet underground.

ZODIAC SIGN: libra

MBTI: enfp

ANY OTHER THINGS YOU’D LIKE TO LINK?:  yo, this is my pinterest board. this is my personal tumblr. i also have a 1x1 which, i very rarely use but u can ask for if u like.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HAPPEN AT WATERSHED IN TERMS OF EVENTS, TASKS & OTHER FUN THINGS?: full scale carnage, more people to go missing, the leaking of bridget’s erotic friend fiction, alma, ivy, rhett and josh to actually form a cult and summon a demon, a masked ball or some kind of event where u cant tell who anyone is / a blackout, rory to lose his virginity

ARE YOU OKAY WITH MEMBERS MESSAGING YOU TO CHAT PLOTS & THE ROLEPLAY?: absolutely, i’m shit at replying tho, so feel free to msg me on discord too -- lasagne del rey#8664

ANYTHING ELSE?: eat the rich. vegetable rights & peace.

[choisgirls]

OMG I LOVE YPUR BLOG YOUR DOING AMAZING 💖💖 I wanted to do a headcanon of the rfa +v+saeran + vanderwood reacting to MC being pregnant with quadruplets (Like they knew she was pregnant but went to the ultrasound or something idk work your magic) sorry if this is to much to ask for lolol but you can write it however you want Thanks 💖🌈

A/N: I will try towork some magic my friend~ after all, it does include the sacred number 4 *winkwonk wink wonk* ^^ (also thank you thank you omfg im trying ;u;) ~Admin 404

*YOOSUNG:

               -When you told him the two ofyou were going to have a baby he was already t h r o u g h t h e r o o f

               -So!!! Excited!!! To start afamily with you!

               -He was extremely nervous to gowith you to the ultrasound, though. Sure he knew he was going to be a father,but it didn’t…. /hit/ him until then.

               -There is a living being insideof you that is half him and half you… it’s living, heartbeat and all

               -And he was!! About to see it!!Still inside you!!!! This was so different than ones he’s had to perform onsome animals before…

               -Ready to see his first son (ordaughter!!! He’s excited either way!!), he holds your hand and watches thescreen with you

               -“Oh! It does look like acats ultrasound, they’re really similar!”

               -You have to tell him that itisn’t supposed to look like that. Cue the panicked look at the doctor and theintense squeezing of your hand

               -When the doctor explained thatthere were four babies in there he… well he burst into a gross sob. You hadto try and calm him down while simultaneously laughing at how adorable he was

               -Four babies!!! He’s about tohave four babies with you!!!! He was so excited to have you, his work, and nowhis babies, he couldn’t believe it! At one point he was so concerned and lostabout his life but now he’s got it all!

*ZEN:

               -“And the doctor’s going totell us if we have a prince or a princess, right??”

               -“Yes Zen, if we want toknow the doctor will tell us”

               -Literally told everyone at hiscurrent rehearsal that he had to leave early because there was going to be arevealing in the kingdom and as king, he needed to attend

               -He was almost bouncing off thewalls waiting for the doctor to come into the room

               -Turned away from the monitorbecause he was so nervous! /But you were the one who was extremely ready Zen,wtf man/

               -“JUST TELL ME IF ITSHEALTHY FIRST, I NEED TO KNOW IF MY BABY IS HEALTHY” okay Zen stopshouting

               -The doctor turned the sound onthe monitor up, commenting on the babies strong heartbeat…. but then theymoved to another.

               -And another… and another.

               -He whipped around so fast it’sa surprise he didn’t get whiplash. Four heartbeats??? Four of them??? But.. butthat would mean… four.. babies??

               -As excited as he was, he alsohad to be dramatic enough to match. With his foot up on the chair and hisfinger pointed triumphantly to the sky, he announced that the kingdom shallreign supreme and his army of beautiful babies will run a fantastic kingdom!You had to interrupt his rambling to remind him that the two of you were in adoctor’s office, not the stage

*JAEHEE:

               -The two of you decided that youwould get inseminated, and Jaehee was extremely cautious of you the whole time

               -/So/ many doctors appointments,so little time

               -The two of you were excited themoment you found out you were pregnant, but that is also exactly when Jaehee’sAnxiety™ kicked in

               -So you guys were going to anultrasound appointment to check on your baby!

               -She had read too many articlesand stories on the internet of false positives and now she was just extremelyparanoid no matter how many times you’ve tried to calm her down and no matterhow many positive pregnancy tests you’ve taken

               -“I know you’re nervous MC,but it’s okay, I am too!” She tried to calm you, though she was the onevisibly nervous

               -Watching the monitor intensely,she noticed it looked /nothing/ like the ones she had researched online.

               -Oh no, what if something’swrong? What if you’re in danger? What if-

               -“Congratulations! All ofyour babies seem to be happy and healthy!” “I-I’m sorry. All? Of ourbabies?”  

               -The minute the word“quadruplets” left the doctors mouth, Jaehee is practically sobbing-happy tears of course! After all of the stress you had been put over trying toget pregnant in the first place, now you were going to have not one, but FOURof the precious angels!!

*JUMIN:

               -EVERYBODY GET OUT OF HIS WAY HEIS ABOUT TO GO SEE HIS BABY ON A TINY MONITOR

               -Probably the type to get one ofthose fancy 3D rendered ultrasounds

               -HE WANTS THE TWO OF YOU TOCLEARLY SEE THE BABY BECAUSE HE CANNOT EXPRESS HOW IN LOVE HE IS WITH THE BOTHOF YOU, OKAY?

               -But he made a mistake. When thedoctor pulled up the image it just looked like a monstrous… blob? What isthis? Does his child actually like this?

               -Doesn’t hesitate to ask thedoctor just what the fuck was up??? Are you pranking him??? Don’t do that????

               -The doctor is pointing out andexplaining where the head, hands, and feet were- which he could see after someexplanation!

               -But the doctor… kept pointingout more heads.. and hands… and feet…

               -“Are these just differentangles? Is that what we’re seeing here?” “Um, no Mr. Han. You’reseeing all 4 of your children”

               -If you thought Jumin Han couldbe Cool Calm and Collected™ during this, you are wrong. Did his deep, silkyvoice raise about 6 octaves? Yes. Did it break like he was going throughpuberty? Also yes

               -There are four, count ‘em, FOURbabies for him to spoil!!! He can!!! Spoil them so much!!! And give them allthe love and attention he’s wanted as a kid! Did he cry when he held you afterthis information? You can bet on it

*SAEYOUNG:

               -He was already!!! Super excitedto start a family with you!!!

               -So he was practically jumpingup and down, ready to see his baBY!

               -He’s so extra, he had to carryyou into the doctor’s office

               -“I am not letting themother of my child so any sort of work, got it????”

               -If you try to protest, he givesyou a kiss on the forehead and gets really serious with you, “MC. You’rethe love of my life and you have brought me down to earth. Let me spoil you andour baby, alright?”

               -He was recording the ultrasoundfor everyone in the group chat because he is just!!! So excited!! To show theworld his family!!!!

               -Zooming into the monitor, hegiggles as the doctor points out a head… and another head… and anotherone…. and.. another one

               -The ending of the video is theview turning from the monitor to the ceiling as a loud thud can be heard as hehits the ground

               -You and the doctor have to pickhim back up and fan him off since he fainted at the sight of four babies

               -That’s like!!! 2 sets oftwins!!! MC!!! He would have been ecstatic for one child, but you’re giving him/four/??? /FOUR/ of them??? He never expected this kind of happiness anddefinitely not this big of a family, but he was so in love with each and everyone of you!

*DADDV:

               -You are his love and he isready for a family!

               -He was a little afraid, ofcourse, but all his fears were thrown out of the window the moment you kissedhis cheek and told him about the ultrasound

               -Brought his camera to recordthe genuine reactions to the ultrasound!

               -Thought that your face would bethe one that was video worthy, but he was w r o n g

               -Turned the camera to selfiemode to get the both of you in it and watched as the doctor turned on themonitor

               -Laughed at your  face once the cold gel was put on yourstomach though, the light smack to this shoulder was worth it- you were socute!

               -The smile on both of your faceswas definitely screenshot worthy, he’d have to remember to do that later so hecould print it out for the baby book!

               -But apparently he’d have toprint… four of them…. He watched as the doctor pointed out all four babieswere happy and healthy and his smile dropped to make room for the completeshock to take over his face

               -All you could do was laugh atthe sudden change! You pulled him in for a kiss to snap him out of it

               -Four babies, he couldn’tbelieve it! MC, can you imagine the baby photos?? How amazing family portraitswere going to be??? How much fun the photography trips were going to be fromnow on!!

*SAERAN:

               -The moment you told him he wasgoing to be a father he panicked

               -Since then, he had gotten nextto no sleep, and constantly had break downs

               -He couldn’t be a father?? Whatif he hurts the baby? It’s bad enough he’s terrified about hurting you!!

               -This… thing… is going to betiny and depend on him for basic life things and he doesn’t know if he’s readyfor it!!!

               -Cries many nights, telling youthat he doesn’t deserve you nor a child and it just breaks your heart topieces???

               -Maybe taking him to actuallysee his baby will help!

               -So you drag him along to theultrasound. He just sits in silence and holds your hand the entire time becausehe’s terrified to let go

               -His eyes are practically gluedshut when the doctor turns on the monitor. He isn’t ready. He doesn’t want to see.There’s going to be a human in there that is half you and half him. The halfthat comes from you is sure to be an angel but the half from him? Not as likely

               -One eye cracks open after wordsof encouragement from both you and the doctor, and on the screen he sees notone, but four little humans inside you. Tears pour out of his eyes without himeven realizing it- he can’t look away from the screen

               -There were four babies, four ofthem! He didn’t think he deserved even /one/ but… the both of you were blessedwith /four/ of them… maybe… maybe this was a sign? Maybe it was a sign thathe truly was ready.. that someone, somewhere, thought that he could be a goodfather. With your help, he thought, maybe it was actually possible

Masterlist

[bigbrothernetflix-st]

EPISODE SEVEN

“I AM THRIVING. ABSOLUTELY THRIVING.” - joey

HOH: Nathan UPSIDE DOWN: Emma NOMINEES: Jev & Kiki POV: Joshua FINAL NOMINEES: Josh C & Kiki EVICTED: Josh C (6-0)

ARIA

So,,,i highkey fucked up but all good things come to an end, I couldn't play the middle forever but the way it ended was just a little earlier than i expected. Also i handled the backlash of the dpov HORRIBLY! I did so many things wrong this week its insane even though i was on all day calling people i still fucked up,,,but its fine nothing i can really do to change that. But from here i want to fix things and do better, which does start with addressing where I fucked up so lets start with that woot woot (also holy shit that double was so draining this is the first time ive felt legitimately tired in a while and its only 1 am) 

1. COMP FLOPS

-literally all my allies flopped on the comps when we REALLY needed to win and its even worse combined with the information I was told where people told me they were throwing just to do well instead- its clear they weren't being honest with me and I settled into their lies without an ounce of hesitation 

2. LACK OF KNOWLEDGE

I just really settled certain things poorly leading up to this night, i think somewhere i majorly fucked up is with emma, if i was able to get her to vote out nick or get jacob to dpov someone she would vote out i would be in a much better position atm but i didn't and therefore ive exposed myself. And if i was able to receive knowledge of her rose gold dpov before hand i couldve worked out a new plan that way

3. DAMAGE CONTROL

This is where i **truly** fucked up and its gonna show in my jury management too, like theres NO way i could ever get nicks vote at this point in time. Also my gut instinct after the vote was to lie about the way i voted to kiki/joshua/nick/jev when i shouldve came clean and used a bullshit excuse about how i heard nick was after me or something. It's gonna damage my relationships with all of them

SO wabam here i am slightly fucked due to me being a mess but its okay!! I'm still in the game and while im not in as good as a position as I was last time im still certain i can get back into everyones good graces!! And i mean this vote did reveal that a lot of people consider me to be in a duo with them??? which um is kinda weird HBFSHDF Like joey and emma were both calling us duo of the season and i was like....k cute cool totally called that and knew we were a duo yup yup- FBHJDSBF LMAO but i mean in terms of my own position you have the two trios (jacob/bri/nathan and jev/kiki/joshua) who are going to go after each other with Josh C and Emma leaning toward jev/kiki/joshua while me and joey lean towards jacob/bri/nathan. Its crazy that its literally f10 and its five versus five with hardly any true middle player (for now wink wonk) 

But now that nick is out I need to think about whats next and whats my next big move. I think rn im involved with a lot of moves but im not the face of them (bri using pov on nathan, jacob dpoving bri) and such but if i want to win I have to make a move of my own and DEF need to work on jury management bc again nick is gonna hate my guts after reading my gbm,,,as yousef would say "oopsie whoopsie" so I think from here I need to get back in jev/kiki/joshua's good graces SOME how and im really tempted to come clean about my vote bc i think thats going to hurt me in the long run and theres literally already an alliance of all five of that side so like....whats the point of sewing mistrust but also, i do kinda want to try just being a dirty crime snake this game and seeing how much control I truly have on this game. Literally EVERYONE except those three knows my true vote and i've told them all to keep it to themselves so we'll see what happens,,,, im kinda tempted to pin the vote on emma just for funsies and tell them that "jacob told me hes close to emma" or some bs like that but also,,,thats kinda mean yknow? Its also a testament to test how much that trio trusts me which im GUESSING is less than emma but who knows maybe ill get lucky :DD 

Anyways in terms of moving on I really need someone who actually likes me to join jury so its not completely set against me the whole time but also im not sure how thats gonna go down ugh. I mean in terms of end game my options are starting to become limited because nathan/bri/jacob would all BODY me at the end bc at this point they've been the face of big moves and I hope my big move can be turning on one of them and getting them out at some point so when i really start to look at a realistic f2 I can win,,, im kinda leaning toward my new duos of emma or joey which is kinda a shocker to me too lemme tell u HFBSDF but joey's perception of the game seems,,,,messy and I think i can beat him while emma is def doing better but she hasnt snapped yet so i think i can maybe beat her. And then jev/joshua/kiki depends im not sure yet but the thing with them is none of them are gonna want to bring me to the end which is super frustrating (i mean i did just snake em so,,,maybe its deserved) 

The thing is that I like being honest about my vote so trying to have an honest game convo with any of those three is gonna be really hard,,,,esp considering they were all my targets for live night but here we are :') And i really dont know what to do at this point which is really annoyinggg (annoying @ myself theyre all lovely) I think im gonna have to wait a bit before i can try getting them all to fully trust me rn i dont know this has been such a mess but im doing my best!! Before i end this probably poorly aging paragraph its trust ranking time

1.myself (FUCK, and i cant stress this enough, EVERYONE)

HUGE GAP

2.Brianna (shes slowly becoming more stuck in jacob's trap but i do still think shes loyal to me, god IS a woman!!!)

3.Jacob (hate having this man so high bc hes bodying this game but he tells me a lot ig :/ )

ANOTHER GAP

4. Nathan (we need to call and discuss live night but he isnt going to like nominate me or anything)

5.Joey (apparently we're a f2?? not sure where that happened but also hes cagey idk)

-smol gap-

6.Josh C (told me his alliance!! shame he doesnt know im gonna rat him out to my side teehee)

7.Emma (we're also a duo?? almost forgot about that but i fucked her over here a bit but i can build the trust back up i THINK)

anothe gap

8.Jev (he talked to me after live night and didnt ask about my vote so thats cute....not sure where we stand...help)

9.Kiki (we talked briefly after the vote but idk if they realized im a snake yet)

10.Joshua (the silence is deafening) 

Not happy w/ my position yet and im likely to just come clean to joshua in a call tmrow because hes honestly really sweet and his friendship means a lot to me but i need to figure out how I leave me connection with jacob/bri out of it.. ill think of something

praying im not the most hated here but if i am it wouldnt be the first time ig, and thats on pewiod <3

JOEY

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I AM THRIVING. ABSOLUTELY THRIVING. Not a damn soul is coming after me, and more importantly, I have numbers on my side, and no one’s gonna be pissed off at me on BOTH sides of the house. People say Josh C is playing both sides? Nah, it’s me. I need him out because I’m trying to ride that middle man status. My ideal plan is to see Emma go home next week, so that way I ain’t responsible. I want to get rid of Jacob at Final 7, and I will damn sure make that happen. Aria and I have a Final 2 that I plan on sticking to. Seeing Nick go was sad, but good lord it was I-C-O-N-I-C.

EMMA

Everything in this game lately has honestly pissed me off first it was me getting blindsided during live night even though i didnt really want to vote nathan if i was being honest i wanted brianna out over nathan because i thought nathan would be more easier to work with them boom Dpov and boom nick going i am like a little unsure if i regret using the dpov or not i do regret it well because nathan won hoh and sent me to the upside down and nick probably wouldnt try super hard for hoh but then again it seemed my so called allies were probably more closer to nick but i am not even sure my so called low confidence is my weakness in my games but i dont know how to be more confident pretty sure everyone beats me in the end at this point unless if i win an hoh if i do at this point Jacob/Brianna/even nathan getting nominated i didnt want nathan out before like if i won hoh i would of put him to the upside straight up nominate brianna and jacob if one of them goes off the block joey gets put up as a pawn after the upside down week im gonna do whatever to make it to the end idc if i go to the end with somebody i cant beat i just want to make this game enjoyable for me as i can i dont want to float for awhile then bring a goat to the end NNN 

EMMA

my shit list  in order to who i target to who isnt on my rader

Jacob > Nathan > Brianna > Joshua = Aria > Jev > Kiki/Josh C > Joey

who i like most to who is most annoying to play on a game level (i dont really hate or dislike anyone on a personal level)

Aria > Jev > Joshua *tiny gap*  Nathan > Kiki/Josh C >>>>>>>>>>> Jacob > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Joey = brianna also joey would be higher but he lied to me for no reason even tho i didnt mind putting alot of trust in me and i love brianna on a personal level but girl i am not good socially with her which is my fault and her fault also jacob kinda assumed stuff about me like not big stuff like meta  but he still told other people except me (people who are out who i love)  Gina/Jakey > Saira=Nick=Monty=Mo *small gap* Nash >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dog shit > Taylers dinner (dylan and the og homies know it) >>>>>>>>>>>> DEM

but yeah this game has made me happy because everyone is nice except dem but its been hard to play it because if i felt better i think i would of been playing a 100x times better game

JEV

So I'm safe but it comes at the cost of one of my two favourite people in this game. I've arguably grown closest to Josh C throughout this game, but I promised Joshua that if he saved me with veto I'd vote however he wanted and he wants Josh C to leave over Kiki. This week is me and Nash as final noms levels of ugly.

HOST WEEKLY CAST ASSESSMENT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szNaW65lCJ0&list=PLFEwPPy8j010XXwntq80VSU0qLNTNpSIN&index=8&t=0s

[da-krw-blog]

um??? im so excited for this???? like y’all have no i d e a.... (≧◡≦) its 5 am for me rn and i am p u m p e d ..... jk well not jk i am but i’m also thiiiis close to crashing so u know anyway!!!!! i’m winnie and this is dawon °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° here’s some stats and then there’s everything below the cut that u can totally skim if u want i won’t know i’m not heimdall ..... can u tell i just watched thor ragnarok recently??? bc i did thanks for asking :^)

if u wanna plot, u know the drill~~ like this and i’ll pop in ur dms ok ilu all ♡

[ ahn heeyeon ] — hey there! this is [ seong dawon ] and I go by [ she/her ], a [ twenty-four ] years old [ mukbang star ] currently residing at [ daemun studio ] [ with a roommate ]. I am known around here for being [ good-humored ] but also [ greedy ]. it’s nice to meet you! { ooc : winnie / 20 / pst / she/her }

seong dawon? more like seong da₩ amirite??

no srsly girl loves her money

but we’ll get into that later

she’s the oldest of three siblings and the only girl

the other two are fraternal twins

really protective of her little brothers to the point where they called her hyung as kids and never stopped since

the seong family are p close-knit

they show their love thru insults and curses lol 

when dawon gets called “old hag” u know it’s a good day <33 

yup that’s right the seongs are #familygoalz :’)

they also have ties to the korean mafia but u know..... every family has their own quirks ╮(︶▽︶)╭

her parents didn’t leave the organization until mama seong was pregnant w/ the twins so dawon grew up around the members for a lil bit and during that time they taught her some.....things lmao 

11/10 just a great childhood in general yanno 

tru she ended up w/ a wonky moral compass but u know beggars can’t be choosers

it’s also how she developed her love for money

and just everything in general

she wants ur money she wants ur food she wants ur heart too wink wonk 

got into the mukbang trend by accident during hs

on april fools, as payback for an earlier prank, she stole her brothers’ bentos and a friend filmed her inhaling eating them + her own for lunch in record time

“ya, i hope you two starve today” 

the video (mostly for her commentary) went viral and dawon’s capitalized on it since then

it’s been a dream job for her tbh 

still lives very simply even tho she’s gotten a considerable amt of money from her streams

she deliberately chose to live in one of the studios w/ a roommate!!! bc she’s stingy af

and also bc of the #aesthetic 

...ye idk what her thought process was behind that but oh well those are her words not mine

oh but she has splurged on one thing: a pet snake which she named sasuke

((just a big naruto weeb in general))

wanted to be hokage before the mukbang thing took off

also gordan ramsay’s no.1 fan

uh what else?? oh right personality duh

a real chill person; that friend who borrows smth of urs and never returns it back; also that friend who’d do p much anything for money

y’know that question: “would you slap ur best friend/sibling/lover/etc. for [insane amt of money]?”

yes yes she would

would also prob kill a man for ₩1000 if u asked her to

m o o c h e r 

in summary

seong dawon is the literal embodiment of this emoticon ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ and this (っ˘ڡ˘ς) 

yup that’s it

thank u for ur time 

[madokasoratsugu]

h...hey ! Could I ask for that one character meme again (you know, that one which you most recently answered with Hisako)? This time with Ibusaki and Marui? Cause that would like...rly interest me qwq

ofc !! my door is always open for the psd babes wink wonk

send me a character and ill answer these questions for them !

Ibusaki:

do I like them: ya def he’s the cool + mysterious type how could i not??? tbqh the moment i laid eyes on him i Knew. i Knew i would like him.

5 good qualities:1) perseverance to the fuckin max2) type of person that would thoroughly fuck someone over for not crediting original artists/creators3) extremely perceptive aka has a really sensitive bullshit meter and his intuition is probs always spot on.4) smoking is such a?? cool technique to specialise in?? usually its probs an add on, not a main component of the dish but ibusaki manages to not only allow it to supplement his ingredients but also make smoking become the main dish itself, im so awed.5) could probably kill you with his bare hands. i mean this boy can handle logs of wood and woodchippers and chainsaws with relative ease, he’s probs ripped af and the strongest out of all the psd members 

3 bad qualities:1) holes himself up when upset2) adding on, probably doesn’t ask for help as often as he should - not that he doesn’t want to, but imo he’ll struggle to ask; and when someone asks if he’s ok, when he finally makes up his mind to speak up the moment/opportunity to has passed3) he’s gonna get really bad eyesight if he keeps up with that hairstyle LMAO 

favourite episode/etc: when he realised !! mimasaka had stolen his techniques !! idk something about that panel Spoke to me. maybe its bc its That Moment when the cool chara gets angry yknow aha :”DD

otp: ibusaki/ryoko !!! theyre cute and an ultimate power couple. probably get mistaken as models when they walk around town lmao. theyve probs been featured in magazines as “couples around town to watch out for !!” for their fashion sense and good looks :”)))

brotp: ibusaki/shoji/daigo !!! theyre morning birds and workout together !! while ibusaki is shaving his woodchips, shoji and daigo are working in the fields, and they typically have breakfast together everyday !! also they like competing for who can do the most pushups in a minute lolol

ot3  ot4: the psd babes !! ibusaki/ryoko/yuki/marui lolol

notp: romantic ibusaki/isshiki....that’s....pls no. i see them in a senpai-kouhai way !! i headcanon isshiki is one of the few (like marui and ryoko) who can tell when ibusaki’s upset and are patient enough to wait for him to speak up. also isshiki in general is a great big bro figure.

best quote: “...that bastard.” i love it when characters curse in canon god bless

head canon: has an older sister(older by 10years) who’s serious and straightlaced + a wildly successful president of her own company, and a happy go lucky older brother(older by 7years) who is too fickle for his own good and travels all over the world as a photographer(originally wildlife, but changed to freelance after the company he worked for collapsed. he still wants to go back into wildlife photography tho!!). both of them dote on him tooooons and he receives the Most and Biggest packages in the entire dorm bc of them :”)))

Marui:

do I like them: YES !! im honestly so glad that marui is a character in shokugeki - i greatly appreciate a character that mainly uses brains and intellect to come out on top in a typical scenario where brawn and talent is hugely praised. 

5 good qualities: 1) SMART !! so gosh darned smart im so proud of my son !! he absorbs knowledge and understands it and is able to apply it, which is the most incredible and difficult task, yet he executes it with perfection :”)) adding on, he’s the fuckin ace of his research club like what the heckin hell, people need to give him more credit for his skills2) acute awareness of what he lacks and actively works to compensate for it with his strengths3) actually the most relatable character. gets exhausted at everything like same lmaooo4) the friend that gives good advice that nobody follows, moans about yall “i toooldd yoouuuu soooo ...!!!”, but still helps yall out of whatever trouble caused :”))5) he’s good at understanding people’s needs and wants even if they don’t explicitly say it out loud and subtly provides them w help so the person doesn’t feel awkward uvu

3 bad qualities:1) might rely too much on book intellect ! i feel this might restrict him when it comes to a proper shokugeki and he has to think/act on his feet - he’s probs the type to just freeze up if things don’t go to plan :”((2) probably focuses too much on polishing his strengths to an unhealthy amount - if he isn’t the best at what he specialises in he goes through immense self doubt and pressure3) gives into pressure really easily...! because he’s so good natured he finds it hard to say no to people, even if he knows he’s gonna Suffer for this. he’s That poor dude u see standing by the sidewalk for half an hour nodding as some religious person preaches about their faith to him LMAO :”D

favourite episode/etc: chap55!!! WHEN HE BARES HIS FANGS AND SHOWS OFF HIS SKILLS....WORK IT !!

otp: oooh i like marui/yuki !! cuties who probs pull all nighters to finish video games all in one go :”)) they probs go to animal cafes a lot and watch all the fuckin animes. theyre so knowledgeable about animals and anime its nearly scary ahaha :”DD

brotp: marui/ibusaki !!! they def are super close and hang out a lot. ibusaki helps out with marui’s fashion sense and marui helps ibusaki w his studies. i headcanon they were initially wary of each other bc of outer looks(ibusaki got that goth look and marui has an intellectual air so lol) but got to know each other through realising they share the same taste in books !! now they have very exciting convos about scifi !!

ot3 ot4: same as usual for the psd babes !! ibusaki/ryoko/yuki/marui lolol

notp: hmmm marui/failure...?? bc i dont know many marui ships (i dont even think there’s many sO). ya i want to see my boy succeed !!!

best quote: “I dont have an outstanding cooking sense, and my physical strength is below average. That’s exactly why i have a strong desrei for knowledge, all so that an ordinary man like me can fight against all those geniuses.”

head canon: actually has really, really low prescription can can do without specs, but wears them anyway bc of fear that his eyesight will get worse if he doesn’t, although he’s been going to the optometrist for years now without his degree worsening at all (this is due to his detailed eyecare routines. he’s the guy who actually takes a break from the computer/reading/studying to look outside at something green for 10min lolol)

[queer-starling]

I just realized that in my avoidance of the internet, I have deeply failed you in sending you asks. I will remedy that. Talk about: 5, 8, 9, 11, 14, 15, 16, 24, 26, 27, 28 wink wonk, 31 but like afterlife stuff bc death is depressing and awuioiwad, 32

IT’S OK OMG i missed u tysm welcome back to the interwebs

5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.

Hmm I can’t remember it in full detail but when I was a kid I had a Scooby Doo themed party ?? My mom went all out on the cake and decorations and I had so many friends that came over and it was Lit my dude

8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.

Hopping on a plane and venturing out by myself across the country for an entire summer! That’s a lot from someone who can’t do normal shit (shopping, going to a movie etc) by themself lmao tbh

9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.

My nails! I used to bite my nails constantly but stopped about 5 years ago and now they’re long and beautiful. Also my scars? I don’t know if that’s weird but like. They’re from a bad time in my life, but like? I don’t know how to word it. They show how far I’ve come and that I’m making progress

11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.

I had a dream once that I became Nate and let me tell you...being a near 7-foot tall demon is fucking SICK 

14: Talk about a vacation.

Summer 2014 for graduation my best friend and I went on vacation to Universal Orlando for a week and it was so fucking amazing. Also it was really funny bc she and I were both crushing on each other hard when during that time so we were both just secretly like a billion heart emojis the whole time LMAO

15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.

Last summer 30 of us drove out to Lake Yellowstone and hiked about 2 miles in the middle of the night to lay around on a rocky outcropping so we could see the Milky Way in all its glory. I cried. A lot. I’d never felt more at peace with the universe.

16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.

Canyon Village SURVIVOR’S PARTY!!!! Sept 25th 2016. A party to celebrate the end of the season (the lodges no longer open to guests until the following May.) All the employees who stayed to the end of the season were there. It was the only time I’d ever been drunk lmao. I’m very boring when I’m drunk but I had a good time!! lmao

24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.

sometimes my boy will tell me that he misses me and it’s such a wild concept?? like lmao who would genuinely miss me but My Boy He Sure Does

26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.

I go about my everyday life, maybe sleep a little more if it’s real bad. If I’m nauseous I’ll sleep on the bathroom floor or in the bathtub tho lol

27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.

i dont know if this means a person in general or like the concept of people but im just gonna say it: all my friends have rly cute faces and i love them

28: Talk about your fetishes.

look i spent 20 minutes figuring out the difference between a fetish and a kink bc i never understood that they were two different things lmao

anyways i THINK i rly only have one and its blood LMAO

31: Talk about what you think death is like.

honestly? i think it’s like a star collapsing. It’s bright. It’s hard to explain, and kind of makes no sense, but I think when someone dies, for a brief moment, their energy bursts. It scatters, sending ripples throughout the physical realm as a final act. Almost immediately afterwards, the remaining energy gets pulled back in and condensed, bound like a neutron star. This energy is the energy that then travels to the spiritual realm. 

I don’t know. I make so sense tbh.

32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.

I remember my grandparents house. A 6 hour drive into Pennsylvania, through the Poconos, crossing under train bridges that towered hundreds of feet above us, to the small town in which they reside. A small house, it was always so cozy, and so full, because whenever we’d visit, the entirety of my mom’s side of the family would visit (since they all lived up there.) so many summers spent at the barn or at the lake, it was a good time.

[martyrwept]

Using this generator, fill in the information as your muse then tag some other dudes to do it or something.

Hi my name is Lunafreya Nox Fleuret and I have long silver-blonde hair that reaches my back and icy crystalline blue eyes like the colour of your mom's tears when she sees you hanging out with me and a lot of people tell me I look like Paris Hilton (AN: if u don't know who they are get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Luna Lovegood but I wish I was because they're a major fucking hottie. I have pale ivory white (the colour of the most pristine angel) skin. I'm also a Oracle, and I heal the starscourge in yo pants ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in my private sex dungeon where I'm pretty much the living proof god exists (I'm never too old to get dicked down). I'm a gift to the world (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly white like the colour of yo pantaloons when u see me. I love Chanel, Gucci, everything in between and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a a white leather lowcut corset that shows off the milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard and ass-hugging miniskirt that tells you how much better i am than you, and 100% sinning material and thigh high boots which screams how much of a dom i am. I was wearing all natural(TM) beauty, 100% organic (sorry you can't be me). I was walking outside in the ocean with my homie leviathan (xoxo love!). It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of meme-loving fucks stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. "Hey Lunafreya Nox Fleuret!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... the future creator of McDogs in Mcdonalds! Tagged By: @culinarystrategist , @floweringeclipse , @starscxurge (and some others fml i got too many notifications for this WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW IM A MEME....) Tagging: @tristitiaregis , @telumscintilla , @gvntk , @loyalmarksman , @amicitiaflower , @nvx-ulric,  @chocobutthair , @eldestamicitiason , @niflheimdragoon (cause aranea wink wonks) , @sxngenshiki (do it for daddy caelum i beg u) , @leorugiet , @moonlitascension , @promptoexe , @greasegoddess , @enviousking , @thisbravesoldier , @kissthecook , @celestreine (HOW DID I FORGET MOTHER FUCK IM SORRY) @ EVERYONE TBH???? ???? ??????????  I TAGGED ONE OF EVERY CHARACTER I BELIEVE [WHO HAS HAD SOME FORM OF INTERACTION WITH ME] LET THE SHITPOSTING BEGIN  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

[kenzieskpopwonderland]

BTS-When You Move/Take His Stuff

I was in the shower and was thinking what would happen if like my stuff had been switched and I would cry and then it developed into this so.... enjoy! It’s not my best tho.........

unedited tho

Pretty fluffy although some has strong sexual hints (COUGH BLANTENT MENTIONS COUGH)

okay but WHY ARE THEY SO PRETTY I LOVE LOOKING AT BTS OMG

S E O K J I N

“Jagiyaaaaaaaaaa,” Jin called from the kitchen. “Where are the chips?”

Your eyes widened, and you swallowed, “What chips?”

“You know, my favorite cheddar ones! I only bought them yesterday!” You could hear JIn rummaging around the pantry, opening and shutting cabinets, and even the fridge. You could listen to his loud sigh and his heavy footsteps leaving the kitchen towards the living room where you sat with a book ... and Jin’s chips in your lap.

Quickly, you rolled up the bag and stuffed it under the couch while wiping the crumbs from your fingers. Holding your book to make it seem like you hadn’t done anything wrong.

A pouting Seokjin moped into the room and threw himself at the couch cushion next to you. “I was really craving chips.” He rotated to lay his head on your lap, moving your book to the side, his long legs hanging over the armrest.

He looked so sad that you couldn’t help but lean down and give him a quick kiss, forgetting about the cheddar dust on your lips.

“JAGIYA! HOW COULD YOU!”

“IM SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW!”

“Y/N, I love you but I don’t think I can continue this relationship if you plan to continue betraying me this way.” You giggled at Jin’s over-dramaticness, pulling out the bag of chips and leaning in to kiss him again.

Soon enough, your book lay long forgotten.

Y O O N G I

“Y/N? Do you know where the CD I had laying on the dresser went to?” Yoongi asked, poking his head in the room, looking a little flustered.

“Uh, the one in the purple case that’s been collecting dust for weeks?” You looked up from your book.

“That’s the one. Where is it?”

“Oh um, well it was just sitting there so I thought it wasn’t very important...” You trailed off.

Yoongi walked towards you, slightly concerned. “Babe... What did you do with it?”

“Nothing bad! I just brought it out to my car to listen to it. I was hoping it would be a bunch of the songs you’ve been working so hard on.” You smiled nervously, knowing what was actually on the CD.

Yoongi sighed, “Well, I guess the cat’s out of the bag now. Hold on, I’ll be back in a sec.” He walked towards the bathroom.

The CD that you thought would be full of finished or demo BTS songs, was actually full of Yoongi’s personal love songs that, in the very last song, he had dedicated to you.

Yoongi came back, holding a hand behind his back. “See, I had planned on taking you for a drive coincidentally and playing you each track and then for the last songs there would be signs on the road with the lyrics. Specifically the last few lines.”

He bent in front of you, not really the kneeling type and casually handed you the box. It was so perfectly Yoongi that you wouldn’t have minded either way.

In a soft tone, he began carefully rapping the last few lines of your favorite song from the CD, “Y/N, my perfect suit to a T, wanna marry me?”

H O S E O K

“TAEHYUNG!" A loud holler came from the back of the boy’s shared apartment. “IM GOING TO KICK YOU!” Which was then followed by a loud, puppy-like squeal and a scared Tae running from an angry Hobi.

Tae, the smart little thing he is, ran and hid next to you, knowing that you’d protect him from your scary boyfriend. You quickly went up to Hoseok and put your arms around him.

“Babe, what’s going on?” You asked softly.

“He stole my favorite shirt again!” Hoseok whined, burrowing his face into your neck. You stiffened, glad you had put a hoodie on over the same shirt Taehyung was being accused of stealing.

“Hyung! This time it wasn’t me! I bet it was Kookie. He’s got those beady eyes, perfect for a life of crime!” An innocent Tae pleaded towards your boyfriend.

“Taehyung, do not blame poor Kookie for your ‘crimes’!” Namjoon hollered from his seat on the next couch over. Tae harumphed and crossed his arms over his chest, still standing behind you.

“Hon, maybe Tae didn’t steal your shirt. Maybe it’s still in the laundry or something. But even if he did steal it, or anyone for that matter, you should forgive them and just be ... happy!” You soothed, hoping Hoseok listened to you well. You heard a soft Thank you, Noona from the beagle behind you.

Hobi sighed, “Fine, sorry Tae. I guess you probably didn’t steal it. Y/N is right.” Hoseok snuggled his face deeper into your neck, accidentally shifting your hoodie and revealing the shirt that had caused so much controversy.

Hoseok pulled back sharply. “Jagiya.”

“Yes?” You squeaked.

“Run!”

N A M J O O N

You stepped out of the shower, fuzzy blanket wrapped around your body. Namjoon stood up from his seat on top of the bathroom countertops.

“Nope, no, not happening. Joonie I just got clean.” You lightly pushed his bare chest away from you, ignoring his protests. “Take your shower. I’m going to get dressed and make breakfast.”

“Jagiyaaaa, our shower is big enough for two, so we should take this opportunity, right?” You just looked at his puppy face with a stoic face. Internally, you were about to break, but Namjoon didn’t need to know that. “Alright fine. I’ll join your clean club.”

“Good boy! Who’s a good boy! Aw, look at my wittle baaaby!” Namjoon gave you an unimpressed stare, quickly glancing downwards with an eyebrow raised as if to say Am I really that little? Wink wonk and promptly turned towards the shower.

You left the bathroom with a grin on your face. The bed was still frumpled and messy from all of last night’s - and this morning’s - activities. You sighed because you know that Namjoon would just skip away from the mess, leaving you to clean it up. Stalking into the ‘her’ closet, you pulled on a random pair of sweatpants that really belong in the ‘his’ and a plain white t. (I’M ROLLING: HEY THERE DELILAH WHAT’S IT LIKE IN NAMJOONS BED??) You grabbed your ring, threw the covers on the bed back up haphazardly and left towards the kitchen.

It was then that you heard Namjoon’s screams of terror. You ran back into the bathroom, heart pounding in your ears. “Namjoon! What is it?”

You heard a loud sigh from the other side of the curtains.

“You moved the body wash again, Jagi. Now I have sugar scrub in my hair and when I realized, I spun too fast to look at the bottle that I knocked your shaver and it cut my arm.” Namjoon whined, poking his head out from behind the curtains. You couldn’t help but let out a large cackle, finding your fiancé’s misfortune hilarious. 

“Maybe I should join you and kiss you better. My razor can be a bitch.” You smirked to yourself.

“I think that’s your best idea yet, Jagi!” His face was an adorable mix of his smile and his smirk. You stripped quickly, carefully setting your ring on the bathroom counter thinking how lucky you are that Namjoon’s razor was gonna prick you hard.

J I M I N

“Jimin.” “Jimin.”

“JiMIN!”

“Y/N, shut up. I’m trying to sleep.”

“But Jiminie, you stole all the covers and I’m freezing.” You complained, shivering on the other side of Jimin’s bed.

“There’s blankets in the closet over there,” He pointed very vaguely towards the hallway? Or maybe the closet? You couldn’t tell.

“Jimin, please share your covers with me?” You tried once again. Your childhood best friend was so annoying. He even forced you to stay at his new apartment after helping him unpack because he wanted to celebrate, but you had a feeling he was just a little scared.

You got no response. “Okay, Jimin. I’m gonna call Namjoon to pick me up, then.” That made him react.

He sat up - slowly but progress is progress - and looked at you with a pointed glare. “Y/N. No. I’m your best friend. You don’t need to be with him all the time. I’ll go get you a blanket. I’ll even get you that fancy heated one that your mom gave me.” He clambered out of his bed, making his way into the hallway.

You smirked. “He is my boyfriend, ya know?”

He grumbled quietly to himself, stretching up to the top of the closet for the blanket. “Yeah, I know.” He finally grabbed it and made his way back to his room where he found you curled up with his blanket, passed out. 

“At least she’s in my bed tonight,” Jimin mumbled bitterly, throwing an arm over you and snuggling into the person he’s been in love with for 18 years. The person who will never love him back.

T A E H Y U N G

“Baaaabe! Please talk to me!” You pleaded toward Taehyung who was stubbornly refusing to even look at you after he found you curled up in his chair.

See, when you had forced Taehyung to go shopping with you a week and a half ago to replace your old, dingy furnature in your shared living room, he had fallen in love with a creme colored leather rocking recliner. It came with swing out cup holders and even a phone charging port.

When he sat down in the chair at the store, he not only shed a tear, but woldn’t let you sit in it so that you “wouldn’t feel heaven and therefore would never steal his chair from him.” You groaned at him before flagging down a salesperson to show you to the more practical, cuddle-able couches.

Instead, Taehyung asked them for a brand-new, never sat in chair to be sent to your house.

“You were teasing me Tae! I couldn’t not know what it felt like after you’ve been pushing your feelings for this chair down my throat for an entire week!”

Taehyung flared his nostrils at you before picking you up and dramatically tossing you on the couch. “You picked yours and I picked mine, Noona.” He sunk into the cool leather. “Oof, the seat is warm from you.”

“Good! Embrace my body heat. I’ll sit on the couch all alone and stretch out, and even though this couch is perfect for two people to lay on, it’s even better for just one.” You said loudly, trying to guilt trip the man.

Two days later, a distraught Taehyung, and a trip back to the furniture store, you and the oversized manchild sat on an even newer brand new couch. One that was basically two creme colored rocking recliners with slide out drink holders and phone plugins but they were connected. Perfect for cuddling and sharing body heat.

J U N G K O O K

“I thought you loved me. I thought wrong.” Jungkook said before he turned tail and walked right back out of the kitchen where you had been eating cereal with his special golden spoon.

“Ya! You used all of the other silverware and I was hungry!” You chased after him, abandoning your bowl. You found him looking out of the window dramatically.

You giggled a little to yourself before swallowing Jungkook in a backhug.

“Y/N, you have your own spoon so why did you have to use mine?” He asked very sternly. He was referring to the two sets of silverware you bought when you first moved in together. All of yours were pink and whle you tried to beg him to get the blue ones to match, he chose the golden ones. Of course, you had regular silver sets as well.

“My spoon was dirty,” You answered simply.

“And what about the guest spoons?”

“You used the last one yesterday so right now they’re in the dishwasher.”

“Why didn’t you use a fork? I know there’s plenty of those.”

You rolled your eyes against his back, “I can’t exactly eat cereal with a fork, can I?”

“I’m sure it’s possible.” You gripped him tighter and pressed a few short kisses to the back of his neck.

“Kook, what can I do to make it up to you?” His breathing started to get heavier from the kisses paired with the tone of your voice. Your breathing followed suit.

He turned in your arms to face you, “You can buy me a new spoon. That one’s ruined now.” He lightly pushed you away and walked off towards your room.

“Kookie!

Wow okay I’m thinking of making Jimin’s into a mini-series. Thoughts?

Thanks for reading guys! Hope you enjoyed! Oof

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