#im so srry

[frances73]

*tune similar to animanics theme plays

*"ahh ahhh ahhh" before sneeze sound

"hi my schradies im paul schrader and this is 'schrader on schrader on others' the podcast for intellectuals"

*urmmmm actuallyyyyy sound effect

"this episode i have another guest and friend joining us, you might know him as head of our little asthma club or maybe you've seen his film about the ocd guy who stares at a picture on his wall, marty scorsese"

"hi paul"

*woman moaning sexually noise

"sorry im just excited to have you on the show finally"

*laugh track

"oh yes me too!"

"we'll start off with one of my favorite get-to-know-yous: what films first got you hard? i know i've got a big list, like my dick ahahah (does urkel impersonation)"

"oh well there's quite a---"

*snoring noise

"hmm great, you told me earlier you had a 'masturbation problem' around age 15, yet i never got my masturbation scene in raging bull"

*guns shots sound

"well---"

"ive told you before that i consider that scene the greatest ive ever written, would you agree?"

"uh---"

*playback of scorsese saying "uh---" repeated five times

"oh ooops srry marty hang on, here's a word about our sponser LELO,

[kaleb-is-definitely-sane]

*walks in crying* I-I'm traumatized. i scrolled on my fyp and saw a post that s-says "ⓘ This user just wanna long rough sex" *sobs*

*me trying not to laugh* Oh my poor baby. Come here, give your brother a hug. It'll be okay. Promise.

[mrvelseb]

growls in animal lover

[cheeksred]

soooo  !!! i am finally here, past some of the events and stuff that made getting online hard (fathers day esp) and i am only working 2 days this week because i am taking some much needed time off but have zeroooo actual plans and am just chilling soooo i’ll really be able to be on a lot and am finally feeling like im BACK ya know ?

i love all the writing partners ive made on here since ive returned and hope we can continue our threads (i know being gone for two weeks sucks im so sorry) but im here sooo

like this if i can slide in and we can continue our threads OR if you wanna make new ones / first ones with meeee :)

[dumbest-bb]

Or more accurately put you in the water

[aropride]

REBLOG if you think they FUCKED RAW !!!!!

[ohdudedhesflirting]

I finally remade my masterlist yall... now if you search for something you normally wont struggle as much as before

Will try to post the requests as soon as I can, as well as the part 3 of meet me in the gardens. I know I havent posted in forever and I am so sorry everyone. I will try to make a bonus scene for I love you so I let you go to make myself forgiven <3

[choccy-milky]

MC doing what we all wished we could do (aka napping on the floor with ominis )😴💕

[catmanbowser]

i didnt quite like her bare face in the previous post, better like this i think

[haunted-xander]

For what do you live?

[autizmotbh]

skinny guys are outdated

get yourself a fat fuck

AND I STAND BY THAT

and angel dust and carmilla redesign because i can

[frances73]

do you think they ever explored each others bodys

[tokyo-terror]

request 🚨

Hey there, just thinking about how the 141 + Vaqueros would react to (reader) wearing one of their big shirts, perhaps only with underwear underneath, maybe not even that. 👀 I’m not particular about the gender of (reader) insert so whatever is cool.

guess who's my fav after this 🙏 also ill def do the vaqueros in a p.2 i just have a big headache 😿 <3 enjoy fr

cw: suggestive themes 😟 , gn reader (no specified genitalia yw)

simon "ghost" riley:

☆ genuinely doesn't mean to leave his clothes around your house, he thinks that they're a bit too .. "ghost" for you

☆ that being said, he loves the ghost look on you. in general starts clinging to your waist when you have anything of his on, especially any long sleeves he has

☆ underwear on or not man is between your thighs, this is the definition of oral fixation . i don't make the rules

☆ he likes leaving marks that most can't see, but absolutely loves the marks that everyone else will see. your relationship with him may not be the most out there, but he loves having ppl know that you're somebody's and not theirs

john "soap" mactavish:

☆ actually the exact opposite of ghost, subtly leaves clothes around for you to wear. the kind of guy to hint at it too

☆ "hey haha did yk that my shirts are reallyyyy comfortable .. 👁" is ecstatic when you actually do wear his clothes, but doesn't show his excitedness until you end up in his lap

☆ this guy is literally the most waist/hip guy ive ever seen, his hands are up your shirt grabbing at anything he can. leaves small bruises from his fingers digging in a lot

☆ tries not to leave any marks that can't be hidden by the shirt, being visible is nice to him but knowing that they're in other places that people can't see is what rlly gets him

kyle "gaz" garrick:

☆ doesn't really think about you in his clothes until it actually happens, he tends to be a lot more reserved in sexual aspects unless it's actually time to do it

☆ he realizes his love for his clothes on you when it's the morning after a welcome home gift. you wearing his shirt + underwear is his favorite thing now

☆ this is the real freak within him 😿 he wraps his arms around you and tries to sweet talk you into more rounds, stares you down while you make him eat before more

☆ accidental biter, leaves bite marks all over your chest and neck when you let him under the shirt. he's lost in the sauce now

john price:

☆ i said this before and ill say it again, old man rizz ‼️‼️ he's open about a lot of things with you, including how he likes you wearing his clothes

☆ adores and borderline worships you whenever you indulge him. is instantly all over you when you're in just his shirt, even more pleased by the lack of everything else

☆ biggest tease ever though, can't help but deny any direct contact until you're either begging or about to slap that dumb hat off his head

☆ not really intense marker but biting is his thing, the occasional deep bite mark on your inner thigh or just right under your ribcage are his favorite places

[obsob]

thank u to my commissioners !! :3 i loved drawing ur kitties

[vanity-breaking]

what a year on testosterone does to a guy. they start drawing shit like this!!

[theunemployedrogue]