#im thinking frootloops!

[koifsssh]

*slowly slides a fruity crab to you* :3

i honestly did feel my heartstrings pull a little, it was a very nice surprise! admittedly i've been having a rather rough week so far, so this honestly cheered me up...

im not sure what else to say other than thank you, i truly do not deserve such a nice crab....

[foggysirens]

9, 10, & 13?

ahhhhhhhhh thank you so much for the ask!!:)

9: What’s a little thing in life that you love? 

aw, i love the little things- like that's something i've really been trying to be better at, finding the joy and love in the day-to-day. i think for me i'd have to just go with the smell of a fresh cup of coffee. like waking up early and sitting outside and having a good coffee. that's the best of the little things right there.

10: Favorite color aesthetic?

oooh green, earthy colour aesthetics are always so calming and nice to look at in my opinion, like either a rich forest green or a nice seafoam. i have a dream for a green-blue aesthetic kitchen one day.

13: Do you have any candles? what scents are they?

at the moment i've burned all the candles i had :( but that's okay cause im more of a wintertime candle person than a summertime candle if that makes sense, but anyways the last one i had was called 'cereal' and it smelled just like frootloops! it was more of a cold throw candle though.

tea time asks! :)

[artsyshitshow]

My friend went through the tag where I put all of our interactions and now the whole discord server thinks you are in love with me??? and they think all of your messages are flirting with me???

are they right?? I’m vary oblivious so I have no idea what’s going on but they said I should say something???

sorry if this is weird and I’m actually kinda scared to ask this bc I don’t wanna make things weird between us, I like our friendship and I don’t want to ruin it.

-from a vary confused human

uh. no? not that i know of, anyway? Don't get me wrong, you're lovely and I like you, but I'm not even sure if my brain does the romantic attraction stuff.

I've been told my compliments come off as flirting a lot, so I understand the confusion. and dw, you're not ruining anything! it's a valid question to ask! :)

I believe I've said once "there is a fine line between compliments and flirting, and I use that line as a jump rope."

[whitecatss]

I never know if I should post random personal stuff or text posts I think are funny on this blog or my fandom blog

[cemoras27-but-writing-this-time]

Danny's Evil Jaunt. Its Evil He Swears. Ignore the Charity. pt. 2

Hello! Im back with Part 2 Im honored that so many people were interested <3 HOPEFULLY THE COLOR STAYS RIGHT IM SO SORRY ABOUT THAT I DON'T POST ON TUMBLR OFTEN. also i have almost 0 history about Dc so if anyone wants to ramble about the charaters in the tags please do

Danny's outfit was based on @little-pondhead 's art and prompt was by @im-totally-not-an-alien-2

part: 1

AO3

Oliver Queen had thought he’d seen it all; however this Fenton guy just seems to be full of fun little gadgets. And puns. So many puns.

No one knows anything about the guy other than he’s a mechanical genius. Just magically appeared out of the blue one day with inventions that make Dr. Freeze’s gun look like a toy, claiming that ‘he’s not gonna be here long today but needs to do some field testing.’

And now here's Oliver listening to this kid(it had to be a kid, Fenton didn’t look a day over 14) ramble about how much fun he had today and that he had to come back soon(not looking forward to that). Green Arrow took a good look at the kid. 

He was short, maybe around 5’4 without the boots, and didn’t have much bulk, but clearly had a lot of lean muscle from what Oliver could tell from the fight, and black shaggy undercut hair. He wore a red hazmat suit with black gloves and red with black tinted lenses goggles. All covered with a lab coat that is definitely not OSHA compliant for mad scientist children, not with the way it was singed at the bottom and the sleeves had been torn off at the elbow, and the amount of sewn on patches - the biggest being the Fenton logo on his back. He was also lugging around a massive cannon that had Oliver bound to a lamp post with a glowing green net, but nets weren’t the only thing it could shoot, no it shot out so many things within the half hour they had been fighting that Oliver lost count. The kid also had some weird meta biology if the sharp teeth and pointed ears were anything to go on. But Oliver’s thoughts were cut off by a phone ringing. Fenton looked down and started feeling around his suit until he found his phone, a small Iphone with odd attachments with a green ghost case covered with stickers, stopped the alarm and moved his goggles up to rest on his head wincing as the rising sun shined in his eyes.

“Hoo bright. Alright that's it for today I guess! Thanks for playing with me Mr. Arrow, I think I'm gonna pick up some energy drinks and  a couple of snacks before heading home, I still need to write an English paper for Mr. Lancer and Jazz’ll finish me off if I don’t get home soon” Fenton grinned and started to punch in directions for the nearest convenience store on his phone. It was just around the corner from the street they had left the fight off on, nice. 

‘Maybe I should grab some for Sam and Tuck’ Danny thought, ‘Oh wait I forgot!’ just as he was about to turn into the store he rushed back to where he left Green Arrow, who was trying to saw his way out of the Fentnet with his knife. 

“Sorry! I wanted to do something before I left!” Fenton smiled and put his wiry arm around Oliver in a side hug and pulled out his phone and did a peace sign with the hand around Oliver. “Say Frootloops!��

Fenton pulled off Oliver and showed him the picture, Fenton had a Cheshire cat grin while he had a miserable expression. 

“Ooph, probably not your best look but I think we look cool. And really, that’s all that matters at the end of the day. How I think we look.” 

“You're a menace, what do you want?” 

“You don’t know? I’m god’s playtester and I’m here for bug testing before the rest of the world sees my inventions. Consider Star City my testing sandbox. Anyway see’ya!” and Fenton was gone down the street. 

And that was the day Oliver Queen knew that he needed to make sure that the world outside of Star City could never be exposed to Fenton. Especially the bat. If anyone found out his ego would never recover.

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[a-hobit]

Y’all I used to watch Danny Phantom over and over for years I loved that shit so much and so I thought “oh a trip through my nostalgia! Blorbo!”

Not as deep as I remember it being and I think my opinion on Bitch Hartman actually kind of sours a lot of my enjoyment sometimes (sexist and homophobic jokes my detested) but otherwise if anyone was thinking about rewatching it I recommend it! It’s pretty fun for most of the time and while I didn’t love a few episodes (*COUGH COUGH* IDENTITY CRISIS *COUGH COUGH*) flanderization is really apparent in DP (Skulker, Vlad, Jazz, Sam, Danny andTucker all kind of suck in their own special ways toward the end of the series) and the way that you can pick on the writing errors pretty easy is annoying it doesn’t detract from how good it is!

Other news when Danny is not out of character and horrendously down bad he is so cute I might die. Also Sam? Not as bad as I remembered her for being towards other women! She’s typically supportive but slightly judgmental rather than outright being a killjoy. It mostly frustrates me that the writing for the other women who aren’t main characters is so shallow that it makes Sam seem like the only sane one in a room often. Buuuut to be perfectly honest idk a woman born around 1995-2005 that didn’t have a not like the other girls phase sooo

But god damn does this show make me laugh! It’s so well done — so here’s a list of some of the jokes that made me actually laugh out loud!

(In no particular order)

“Dude. You are one jacked up crazy frootloop. That will never happen.”

“But back in our college days she was just Harry — Harry CHIN!? GET IT??!”

“Agh who cares about who you were in your college days? It’s who you grow into that counts. If you can be that crazy back then and turn into a super cool ghost hunter…maybe there’s hope for me yet.

Aww thanks son…but your curfew is still ten.

Awww man!” 

“Does anyone want a cookie?

*shakes head no*

THEN PERISH!!!!!”

“The reason why Danny feels like you don’t relate to him is because you never talk to him about when you were younger!

Jazz—

When you went to college— had your first date —

Jazz—!”

“I know your little secret Danny.

YoU dO?!

The lying — the sweatiness — you have a girlfrie—!

ITS A LIE IM NOT A GHOST!!!”

“*in Walkers jail looking at past enemies*

Wow a table full of people who hate me…Just like high-school.”

“I’m perfectly happy Maddie—JACK FENTON DONT YOU DARE WIZZ ON MY RUBARB! Perfectly happy…”

“A party?? For me? ‘A decade of devoice’! You all remembered!!

Of course! And we even convinced your ex husband to come!”

“*Danny staring at Sam all lovesick*

Uhhh can you watch something other than me??

*pauses*

*pulls out a picture of Sam*

*continues staring lovesick*”

“*in a gaming lab with Tucker and Danny — Sam walks in*

What are you doing here? (To Danny) She can’t be here to play…

Oh because I’m a girl? And us girls are lacking in what? Opposable thumbs? One track minds? Stupid berets?

Hey!”

“*Danny Sam and Tucker walking though school (Danny with his shirt covering his mouth)*

Is anybody looking at me funny?!

Yeah…but that’s because you look like you’re trying to eat your way through your shirt.”

“Spooky hospital…ghosts guarding the joint…still no sign that Danny is in any real danger yet!

(Danny from inside the hospital about to be dissected)

Let me go!

Still…technically not a cry for help!

HELP!!

Well—not a cry for me!

TUCKER???!!?”

“*Danny Sam and Tucker are talking in the highschool about Danny pranking Dash*

He’s going to find out it’s you.

(Danny and Tucker) Have you seen his grades? Never gonna happen!

(Dash) Hey! This iS FENTON WIPE!

(Sam) ‘Never’ is karma’s doorbell! Ding dong it’s for you!”

“I’m Sam Manson and my happy princess talent is…(glances over at Dora who looks threatening)…

Goth haiku.

DESPAIR WITHOUT END Dora’s a ghost!

UTTER BLACKNESS — NOTHINGNESS! Dora’s a ghost!!

DORA. IS. A. GHOST!!!

(Pushed off stage)”

“I’m afraid I’ll have to take it upon myself to keep Danny safe and calm until you complete the task.

Me stay with you?! Forget it!

*manifests a little thunderstorm that electrocutes Vlad*

WILL YOU QUIT DOING THAT?!?

Look on the bright side Danny! Until we get back he’s going to have to cater to your every whim and desire…

Yeah! He wouldn’t want to make you angry…

(Vlad stares at them blankly)

(Danny smiles) This pleases me!”

“*Danny is manifesting himself in Tucker’s dream and is watching Tucker live out a fantasy where he’s a billionaire spending time with two girls who look like star*

(Tucker to janitor) That will be all Fenton.

(Dream Danny) Yes sir.

(Real Danny) Wait…I’m the janitor?!?

*later*

By the way Tucker? I don’t do windows”

“*Danny is being impersonated by Morpho and is chasing ‘Danny Fenton’ though the house as the alarms blare”

The ghost defenses! That means—!

*Fentons bust in guns blazing*

Bingo Maddie!! Putrid protoplasm straight ahead!!

And he’s after our boy!

(Morpho as DF) Ah—? Oh that’s right I’m your boy—Billy!!

Danny?!”

“*after being on a cooking show with Pamela Manson*

(Maddie to Sam) I can’t believe your mother said I had bad meal presentation— so I didn’t use a parsley sprig is that a crime?!!?”

Hope you all enjoy! I’m rewatching Gravity Falls next!

[smells-like-mettaton]

19 20 21 :3c

19. Tell me a story about your writing journey. When did you start? Why did you start? Were there bumps along the way? Where are you now and where are you going?

I've come a long way! My first fic, never published anywhere but turned in to my 4th grade english teacher, was a about a mew (pokemon) who evolved into a shiny mew. (no it did not make sense. i still have it notebook paper somewhere.) Mostly since actually learning that fanfic was a thing you could post online (2011), I wrote lots of kingdom hearts fic. at first I wrote mostly crack oneshots, then longer fics.

Then I forgot how to write oneshots for years and could ONLY write longfic. I wrote the most cringe known to man. (Have you ever tried to write a musical in fic form, with no musical knowledge, using only parodies of lyrics? and on top of that, making yourself a self insert, putting in the worst ships, later editing out some of those awful ships, etc. etc.? And that was only 1 fic. thats not even getting into my little pony crossovers.) I don't regret anything I've written though, I had a great time and I love being able to look back and go lol that was insane. (I made it only someone's "weirdest fic I ever read" section in their ao3 profile with the musical fic.)

Lately I write a lot more oneshots, I've been through like 5 different fandoms since kh (I still write for kh too, not so much for the other fandoms i passed through anymore). My style's a lot different than it used to be. I can't write crack without also taking it seriously anymore, though that's still really fun. Realizing I was ace somewhere around 2018 also changed the way I write a ton; I don't feel as much of a need to pair everyone off, and when I do write romance, it tends to be either healthier, or an absolute dumpster fire but on purpose. It's given me a lot of room to branch out from the "perfect" ending I thought I had to give each character.

This was a really long answer lol!! I love rambling about writing.

20. If a witch offered you the choice between eternal happiness with your one true love and the ability to finally finish, perfect, and publish your dearest, darlingest, most precious WIP in exactly the way you’ve always imagined it — which would you choose? You can’t have both sorry, life’s a frootloop

Being aroace I think it would be too easy to pick finishing my WIP xD I'm not sure which wip i'd pick though. it would probably have to be the Cast a Shadow series as a whole and it would have to be revamped for the earlier writing to be Better if im giving up hypothetical love lol

21. Could you ever quit writing? Do you ever wish you could? Why or why not?

If i quit writing i think i'd go insane from Too Many Thots disease. I think about writing to fall asleep. i think about writing to get through class. i think about writing when i should be thinking about anything else. i think about writing all the time EXCEPT when i have time to write, in which case i think about sleeping. I literally do not even know what I would do with myself if I couldn't write. Maybe take up exercising or something out of desperation lol

[radiant-flutterbun]

Anyone remember Frootloop? No? I doubt anyone does I bought her months ago and only posted about her once. She's since been sitting in my lair because I didn't know what to do with her.

Well I'm finally starting to figure her out! She's another of my superhero dragons. Which means she's from one of my anthro/gijinka clans. I went with an anthro for her.

Her legs have been amputated at the knees due to her legs being deformed when she hatched. She has a wheelchair which isn't pictured here but will be when I give her a proper reference.

Her outfit will also be redesigned. I just threw on a t-shirt and shorts because I couldn't think of anything at the moment.

She's good friends with Tidbit and her personality is still a wip but Im thinking she's very sweet and kind

[dannyphandump]

tali the swear word filtering system you have is the funniest thing ever and the backbone of this fandom

IM GLAD YOU THINK SO SDL:FKJSDLF I FEEL BAD FOR ACCIDENTALLY CENSORING PEOPLE SOMETIMES BUT ALSO.  NOT THAT BAD BECAUSE ITS FUNNY

i don’t know if anyone noticed but it corrects b*tch to frootloop and sometimes I can’t tell if a DP post is swearing or just talking about Vlad because of it

other fun fact:  technically it was lexx who first made me aware that the word replacer extension was a thing, so you can also blame her lol

[stripesquadsideblog]

how to catch crazy.

so like how did Shizuma go from this

to this?

i mean he was calm enough and sensible enough to be allowed to teach young kids and now hes crazier than a shithouse rat. so what the actual fuck shizuma?

here me out because i think it has something to do with Samehada

like do you notice the downward spiral into frootloops starts pretty much as soon as he picks up the sword?

for most of the time we see him in the first episodes hes ...fairly calm and collected. people know hes usually up to no good given by how causally he talks about being on Penance ( i mean hes probably done it before) but i dont think anyone thought he was anything more than a trouble maker. Mei and chojuros reactions upon seeing the stripe squads names written in blood on the walls is more like “ what are these pesky kids up to now” rather than being actually worried 

im really torn between thinking shizuma is an actual threat  and hes just a stupid kid. on the one hand he got taken out by 2 genin while he was using samehada. Chojuro himself says shizuma doesn't know what the shit hes doin with that thing. 

but on the other hand he was proven to be murdering people that disagreed with him and he clearly had quite a few supporters. so fair to middling threat? more like hes a scapegoat for the stuff going on in the background. like i mentioned before i think someone is pulling his strings and praying on the fact hes a kid and just wants things to go back to the blood mist for shallow reasons.

either way back on topic

i am convinced that wielding samehada made him a bit nutty and unstable. samehada has been repeatedly shown to be capable of sentient thought. it can even choose its owner.

it is also capable of being “hungry” for chakra. its possible that all that time spent in a lock box after the war made samehada starving, to the point it would latch onto the first source of chakra it came across to feed on.

is it possible that some of the chakra that samehada ate at one point has been transfered back to shizuma? maybe the person whos chakra it ate was the opposite to shizumas and hes having some sort of chakra allergic reaction?

or maybe its to do with his own chakra. the more he loses to samehada the more desperate he gets and his calm facade comes crashing down?

 i mean he does totally forget about samehada in an attempt to stab boruto with that ice sword. its only after kagura gets involved and reminds him what hes about to lose does he jump back and call samehada back to him. 

then things go really mouth over ass. samehada swallows him whole and shizuma totally loses himself.

i mean technically he did get the rampage he wanted after all.

now you could chalk this up to shizuma being backed into a corner and being forced to realize hes not going to get what he wants and that alone would be enough to drive someone as driven as him to madness.

given what the other wielders of samehada are like its safe to say shizuma is VERY different from bee or kisame. bee and kisame were fairly calm and collected ( i wont say cool because rappers are nerds and kisame was itachis attack dog) and shizuma isnt really any of those things.

or maybe im talking nonsense and being mad as a sack of cats is just a prerequisite for being a swordsman of the mist  coughraigaburriedpeoplealivecough

TL:DR i think something about wielding samehada made shizuma nuts. it was either the chakra consumption or the stress of wielding such a powerful sword or maybe just the fear of what might happen if he failed.

[tockoid]

Hii its me again :D How are you!!! I hope youre doing well! I’m eating frootloops right now C: and also omg, the UPDATE?! Im in shook haha! Whats your thoughts about it! -breadclip

i love frootloops o:-) i bought some last week,  i think they’re new cuz they come with pieces of marshmallow and are shaped like bunnies. oh and - i was hyperventilating with the update, no joke! i’m itching to reset my island and continue my new theme on the new one... that’s all i can think of at the moment! - how r U doing. i wanna know what breadclip stands for !!

[kaotickeelz]

I love how most of these are really good but then vlad walks in and looks like this.  XD  Im not tryna be mean, but i think you may want to practice drawing the Frootloop a tad more there (don't worry, I cant draw the fudge bucket either lol)

I’d like to draw more of this dead kid but I got nothing except bad doodles

[sylvernerdgirl-blog]

Funny Things People Say

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I have erased this line I'm not random I just have many thoughts I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it If you had a life you would stop talking about mine We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking The below statement is true The above statement is false Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop! When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Five tequila, six tequila, lock the jail door! I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport. I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1? By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Hi! I'm human. What're you? Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege. I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy. Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars. Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!? Its not that I'm not a “people person”... its just that I'm not a “stupid people person”. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

[zombie-habits]

“again where do u get frootloops“ oooo whewe do i get fwootloops oooooooooooo whewe on eawth would i get fwootloops i gotta explain it to you in excwutiating detail dont i nevew feaw because im going to use my baby fucking language so it can get thwough to youw stupid head sometimes you just wake up and think “huh i feel like ceweal” but youwe also a bakew so you can make youw own ceweal fwom scwatch. maybe you wish to feed youw dawling boyfwiend a fwesh bowl of ceweal you took many houws to make which he doesnt cawe fow because he was fucking sleeping until thwee in the FUCKING AFTEWNOON you make him some baby shaped ceweal and he wefuses to eat it. only because it looks like babies and the milk came fwom youw oh so beutiful tubby lid milk you keep in the fwidge dawling skwunkly skwunkle doo i took houws to make this fine mastewpiece and youwe going 2 fucking enjoy it  now stop asking whewe i get my fwootloops

penis

feeding you tubby milk in a bowl full of plastic babies