#what should i name him...

[koifsssh]

*slowly slides a fruity crab to you* :3

i honestly did feel my heartstrings pull a little, it was a very nice surprise! admittedly i've been having a rather rough week so far, so this honestly cheered me up...

im not sure what else to say other than thank you, i truly do not deserve such a nice crab....

[technically-human]

He did eventually sign it

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The peach tree beams so red, How brilliant are its flowers!

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[bastardlybonkers]

aw give prowl someone who flutters back

END OF PROWL ARC (pt 1 anyways 😏)

we may now resume our previously scheduled starbee

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[michelle-jwhssp2719]

Maybe should've tried harder for that scholarship

[chergeegee]

this stupid dumb idiot he thinks its all fun and games

[unpeeled-human]

aside from that i inked him. i do very likehim a lot :)

[aza-trash-can]

No more Jason calling Tim "replacement" in fanon

Jason should call him "pending lawsuit"

Consider:

Tim as Red Robin: *patrolling through crime alley* Jason: Hey! No pending lawsuits allowed here! I'm not a damn lawyer! Tim: I will bust Two-Face out for this I sweAR TO GOD-

[redyrmes]

most of my actual huevo huevo designs

[confuzing]

I'm not writing more of this, I'm not.

Part One

"Do I get hazard pay for this?" Shen Yuan asked. He tried to sit up more but couldn't really. Luo Binghe Prime had him in a princess carry and was completely uninterested in letting him down. In retaliation Shen Yuan was pretending the Demon Emperor didn't exist. It would probably have been more convincing if he wasn't blushing bright tomato red but he couldn't exactly stop that could he?

The head of HR sighed. "I have no idea," she admitted. "There's nothing on the books for this situation."

"Respectfully ma'am that's bullshit. I'm being very slowly kidnapped."

The head of the Research department laughed, though none of the other half dozen people in the room did. Shen Yuan was meeting so many interesting and important people today, as most of the department heads had turned up in the conference room Binghe had settled in after snatching Shen Yuan up in the hall.

The head of Security, a big twitchy guy with what looked like a cattle prod on his belt huffed, "I don't understand why he's still here. Shouldn't he had run off already?"

"There's nowhere for him to go right now," the head of Engineering -she had a hard hat on- said. "The System is still down."

"So could we just keep it d-"

"Absolutely not!" That was the head of 'Guest Services' Shen Yuan thought. "If the System's down too long we'll Desynchronize! Do you want that?"

Shen Yuan didn't know what Desynchronizing was, but it must be bad because every other person in the room winced.

Well, Binghe didn't, but they were all speaking in English so he didn't understand.

Luo Binghe caught him looking and smiled sweetly at him, batting his eyelashes. Shen Yuan scoffed and turned away, he wasn't falling for that!

"How long do we have before we have to restart?" Security asked.

"About 45 minutes." Luo Binghe said in perfect English. "Less if you want spare time to handle start up errors."

After a very very long pause HR snapped, "Who taught him English??"

Research rubbed her temples. "He probably just picked it up. He's here enough and it wouldn't be the first time."

Shen Yuan nodded, after the initial shock he hadn't been surprised at all. "He's done exactly this with... Six languages in the book."

The head of Research looked pleased. "What unit are you in?" she asked Shen Yuan.

Shen Yuan's supervisor, who'd spent this whole time standing at the back of the room wringing his hands spoke up. "We were still doing basic orientation, he hasn't taken the placement test yet."

"Dips." The Research head said.

"You can't call dips on new staff!" HR hissed. Then she perked up.

"Only Engineering and Security get hazard pay." She told Shen Yuan. "So we'll have to wait and see if you qualify for any."

"'S bullshit." Shen Yuan muttered to himself. Binghe must have heard him though because he chuckled.

He had a nice laugh, Shen Yuan conceded. He'd like it more in different circumstances.

[snotface-ing]

normally i wouldn't post stuff like this on here cause it's not polished/finished BUT. i think tumblr deserves to see satanized priest x jim defroque. i think you guys will like it.

[anonymous-spooks]

Mission gone wrong?

[laurellala-comics]

A Shakespearean comedy of errors

bonus:

[morganbritton132]

Hopper gets saddled with their new recruit - a dumbass kid fresh from the academy. Callahan is nineteen, armed, and Hopper is not thrilled to be the one showing him the ropes.

So, he knocks Callahan’s hand off where it’s resting on his gun and tells him that this is a small town. You’ll likely never pull your gun. Crime is minimal. People are generally nice. It’s boring.

Immediately after he says this, here comes Eddie ‘currently being chased by bees’ Munson.

[godisasimp]

Surely Spamton being associated with an Almagamate isn't important noooo just a funny "jumpscare".

[corviiids]

what if mlp au light doesn't get his cutie mark until after he's killed pony L and then his cutie mark becomes L's symbol to symbolise what L's defeat means to his fate and identity and everyone's like wow pony light your fate is to become the second L and succeed L to continue his legacy :) and pony light (pony) is like yes >:) (evil pony expression) (on his pony face) (because it's a my little pony au)