Headcanons: Hugging the Crew of the Revenge
All of them are my blorbos. I want to hug them. So, here’s that.
First time posting on this account! Sorry if this sucks!
Platonic or Romantic, up to you!
Stede
Probably not very experienced in giving hugs
Always liked the idea and wanted to hug people but it’s not very ‘proper’ and the poor guy didn’t really have any friends so hasn’t gotten to give many hugs
Has many stored up hugs waiting to be unleashed
Would be very eager but would probably overthink it
Give him a heads up. He wants to set up the ideal hug! Tea, pillows, blankets, the whole nine!
He would go and change into his softest clothes for the occasion
Fumbles his way through the first few seconds but once he gets a good handle on it, he gives very good hugs
Hugs you very gently
Would be happy to read to you while hugging you if it would make you feel better
(It would also make him feel better)
Very soft (fine fabrics) and smells amazing
Just one hug from Stede and you’ll be smelling like flowers for the rest of your day
Probably does the awkward dad pat on the back
Ed
Probably also not super experienced in hugs
But also very very excited
A very forceful hugger
He gets very excited okay?
Also he strong
He will 100% squeeze the air out of your lungs
Would also appreciate being squeezed
(Ed would love weighted blankets and I will die on this hill)
Also probably the most likely to pick you up and swing you around
He won’t drop you don’t worry
Despite all the shenanigans, his hugs feel very warm and sturdy
He was probably overthinking just as much as Stede but he’s just better at bluffing confidence
How does he win a hug?
If you tell him you he did a good job with it, congratulations, he will now hug you whenever he sees you
Will probably ask for another hug right after putting you down
Izzy
Hugs for the rat-man
Local meow-meow has never been hugged
Will insist up and down that he doesn’t want/need a hug
He absolutely does but will never ask
Also no way is he self aware enough to even consider the possibility that he might need one
If you somehow manage to give him a hug, he will have absolutely no idea what to do
Will probably stand there, hands awkwardly in the air like someone has him at gunpoint until you tell him it’s okay to touch you
Once he properly is hugging you he will melt immediately
This man is incredibly touch starved and this is the most incredible thing that has ever happened to him
He gets one (1) kind gesture and he immediately has an existential crisis
Might cry and if you let him hide his face in your shoulder he’ll cry harder
Let him cry. Poor guy needs a good cry
Hugs incredibly gently by default (He doesn’t want to hurt you)
Will probably never ask for another hug but will be thinking about it for a long time
Please hug him again
Lucius
Gives very good hugs, nice, comforting
Definitely knows what to say to make you feel better
Also pretty open with affection in general
Loops his arm over your shoulder when talking etc.
Would probably whisper something flirty in your ear just to watch you get flustered (If you’re alright with it of course)
Would also go for the ass grab (he asks first of course)
If you’re strong enough to carry him, he would 100% ask you to
Though if you say yes even once he will keep asking. He’s kind of lazy and very flirty so he would be living the dream getting carried around
Also wouldn’t hesitate to rally the entire crew to give you a group hug if he thought it would help you
Black Pete
Would initially insist he’s too cool for hugs
This doesn’t last more that ten seconds because he actually really likes hugs and will fold very quickly even if you don’t push
Seamlessly switches over to claiming he gives the best and coolest hugs
They are pretty cool hugs admittedly
Comfy but a bit on the tight side
Would give you a very strong pat on the back
Like a little too hard but he means well
He’s trying
Jim
Doesn’t strike me as someone who likes hugs all that much
Not very physically affectionate in general
If they did give one they’d probably be very gentle and they’d do their best to move slowly not to spook you since that’s what they’d prefer
Their hugs feel very safe and comforting
Jim would feel protective of you while they’re hugging you
They’re glaring at everyone over your shoulder
If Oluwande dragged them into a group hug they’d be a bit more comfortable with that
They’d probably prefer slinging their arm over your shoulder and sitting next to you to a proper hug
Comfortable but not too much touching involved
Olu
Very very good hugs
I can not emphasize enough how comfy and good his hugs would be
A true master of hugs
Knows exactly how much force to use and how long to make it
Would gently rub your back
Tells you that everything is going to be okay and you can’t not believe him
His hugs feel so safe you could easily fall asleep in his arms
He would let you if you did
Also probably send Jim to make sure everyone else keeps it down so you can sleep
10000/10 hug
Frenchie
Loves hugs and physical affection
The kind of person who would greet you with a hug
Careful at first but that’s mostly because he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable
Once you give him permission, he will hug you whenever he can
If you hug him from behind he can also play something for you
Cuddles. So many cuddles
Will happily share a blanket or a pillow with you
Wee John
Loves hugs
Very comfy and soft and warm
Probably very careful about how tightly to hold you
Would pick you up and carry you around
He might drop you
Depending on where you both are and how close you two are he might just book it running
For the chaos
Would totally let you sleep on top of him (He is a very cozy bed)
Roach
This might be overly specific but I think he’d be the type to run up behind you and jump scare you with a hug from behind
If you do it back to him he would be pretty happy and proud
Personally I don’t think that startling someone on a ship where most people are armed is a great idea but in his mind if he gets stabbed he can fix it
What’s a little stabbing but a garnish on a hug?
Generally likes hugging from behind
If you’re trying some food he made for you he’d probably be draped over your shoulders like a blanket while waiting for your opinion
The Swede
The Tackle Hug™
He got excited and just went for it
Sent both of you flying
He felt really bad about it and apologized a lot
Will do it again the next time he wants to hug someone
No matter how many times it happens, he will never learn
Stede might suggest that the Swede uses it again during a raid as an attack and you have mixed feelings about that
Ivan
Hug neutral
If you need one or if a hug would make you feel better he’d be fine with that
Probably won’t seek out hugs on his own though
You can cry or fall asleep in his arms and he’ll be fine with that
Will happily take care of you
Fang
I think he would be a little nervous
He hasn’t given many hugs and he really doesn’t want to mess up
Would probably tell you that he’s nervous
Once you assure him everything’s going to be okay he gives you a very good hug
Gets very excited and will be grinning for a while
Very safe and warm
Buttons
Would give surprisingly good hugs
Gives you a comforting pat on the back
Grandpa hug vibes
Karl or Olivia would probably join in and perch on your head or shoulder (They also want you to know they support you)
Buttons would insist that the sea gives the best hugs. (You have no idea what to make of that. He probably isn’t threatening to throw you overboard. Probably )
Also make sure you do not ask him while he is moonbathing
He would absolutely pause the moonbathing to hug you
But he will not pause to put on pants
Be warned
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