he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.
except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?
at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.
except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.
about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.
he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.
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"Oh, this? Don't be ridiculous! It's not a marriage certificate! Look closely, okay? Throw away all your hangups, and simply do what you feel. Aren't you just dying to sign it? Won't it feel good? 3... 2... 1... sign!"
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people can say what they want abt lokius but nobody cant take away the fact that loki compared jane's importance to thor to mobius' importance to him so yall can suck it (kindly)
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trent after ted calls on him in episode two versus episode six of season one. there isn't even a press conference appearance between these two, just the episode three interview. jesus fucking christ
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I have to preface this by saying that the hades team absolutely fucking cooked with Moros. 10/10 character, i have not known peace from the moment I heard this absolutely dork ass manifestation of doom talk with the most babygirl inflictions known to man. I'm rotating him in my mind constantly. I'm down diabolical. Immaculate. The things I'd do to this man are certainly not in the bible but they may be referenced in ye olden ancient greek anecdotes
HOWEVER
He SHOULD have been more creature. Make that man a beastie. As a treat
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diff fanfic chells and how i see them in my teeny tiny brain
they are hanging out and playing cards and being generally happy lets ignore the canon events 😋
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Bachelor Pathologic turning my brain to mush. He's a jerk who's ferociously kind. We're told he doesn't care, but that's a lie, he cares so much, too much. He can't stand to see tears, especially when he's the cause of them. He calls children by pet names and kneels to their eye level when he trades with them. He's a rational man who doesn't believe in miracles, yet his life work is all about achieving immortality for humans. He gets beaten half to death multiple times in his playthrough and in marble nest he just tells death TO HER FACE that he doesn't believe in her, so she can fuck off. What an absolute deranged optimist.
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can we please talk about how adorable sleepy morning wylan is hes so fucking cute i dont know what to do with it like !! the way he rubbed his eyes and the way he was looking at jesper!!
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