#im very normal by the way.

[humijpg]

Emo Terry and dumb Korvo.

they're in love now sorry

[mary-kasexual]

whatever. go, my dandlers...

FINALLY SOME ART FOR AN AU IVE BEEN WORKING ON!!!!! YIPEEEEEE!!!!!!!! So tl;dr Twisted Modes like an alternate game mode designed to be a form of 'hard mode', where the play styles for each toon have been muddied or completely changed to offer a completely different experience for players. The premise is that the toons are like a remnant of previous games, its based upon the clone theory so each individual toon has their own story and lore separate from the others (though there are exceptions for a few characters!). Also the AU is written in a way that's meant to semi-emulate the game itself which is why the stats and alternate abilities are listed, expect more gameplay aspects to be given in the future bc i love coming up with gameplay mechanics 😈

The chars here aren't all of the ones planned btw I wanna make another sheet when I can, feel free to ask questions tho ill be happy to answer ^^ pleasepleasepleasepleaseplea

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

[satans-knitwear]

Topless outdoor coffee mornings anyone??

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[arundolyn]

"Oh, this? Don't be ridiculous! It's not a marriage certificate! Look closely, okay? Throw away all your hangups, and simply do what you feel. Aren't you just dying to sign it? Won't it feel good? 3... 2... 1... sign!"

[fraternum-momentum]

llllll,,,,,,,,lllllllll,,,,lllaios,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[drenched-in-sunlight]

saying this as respectfully as possible but. Do not put fandom content creators on a pedestal. We are also just fans contributing to a community just as you are. We have boundary on our own work and that’s it. What I say is not and should not be considered sth the whole fandom should listen to. I’m just a normal ass person ranting about things on my blog. If it does not have a fandom tag for others to engage in, do not make it out to be me trying to start fights or addressing the whole community. Because it’s not.

I’ve said it before and I will say it again, my art, my lore talk, is biased. I’ve never tried to hide that I view Marika a certain way and will always develop my theory following that base assumption.

Aside from translation stuffs and pointing out in-game items, everything else I say you can look at it, agree or disagree, and move on to form your own opinions. Just because I draw stuffs doesn’t mean you get to saddle me with responsibilities about managing fandom expectations. What the hell? I’m a fan artist, I’m the last person who you should look at for “leaderism” (?) WHAT?

I can and will be a hater in my own space, like I know sometimes other artists will just post their stuffs and not engage too heavily with fandom, and for a while I did try to do that here (because I’m already a dramatic ass on twitter), that’s just not me though.

You will get art and you will get my opinions as well.

[birues]

"I do not know the shape of his pain, nor how it shaped him into the man he became. But I know that when man first tasted loneliness and fear, bitterness and despair, he shared in their torment.

And now, as we are called to sleep, he beams. And I know─I know it is because of you.

Thank you."

-Hythlodaeus, from Days Gone by, Days Yet to Come

[critter-covenant]

"ooooh thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!!"

They'd be good friends I like to thinmk

[doctor-aceus-art]

After your first night together 😏

[waterghostype]

If you and I had met under more peaceful and carefree circumstances, I wonder how well things would have gone.

[skybristle]

rbs > likes

was it worth it, martyr?

[lovearsonist]

its all about you girl

on your 46th birthday

[michibap]

caveman bf jschlatt 😔

-and you know it's true

-type to communicate exclusively in vaguely displeased groans

-chilling on the couch when all 6'3 of him decides to come and plant himself on top of you

-trying to squirm into a more comfortable position, stopping when you hear a dramatic, drawn out groan from where he has his face squished into your stomach

-realistically, you're not safe no matter where you're lounging around the apartment

-bc he'll be bored then remember he has a gf and materialize in the doorway of wherever you're hanging out and wrangle you back to wherever he came from

-it's really no use putting up any fight because if it comes down to it, he WILL just toss you over his shoulder if it makes for an easier relocation process (though that's not to say that he doesn't enjoy when you give him some trouble)

-not that you mind or anything, but i’m sure it doesn’t happen too often

-sometimes he’ll just want you in the same room as him, content to let you continue scrolling on your phone on the loveseat in his office while he does his own thing at the desk

-other times he’ll want you in his lap while he works, grumbling and pinching your thigh when you squirm too much

-caveman bf!schlatt who has decided that everything tastes better when it’s yours

-you could be eating the exact same thing and he still wants a bite of yours

-whether you offer him one or not he is taking that shit

-that nasty motherfucker would use his hands too

-grinning at you as he obnoxiously chews on the piece of food he just plucked off of your plate

-will offer you a bite of his too, cutting off a piece to feed you (he leaves it a little too big on purpose, grinning when your cheeks puff out as you chew)

-caveman bf! schlatt actually defo has a thing for making sure you're well fed, he's making sure you finish that damn plate.

-thinks he’s entitled to your water bottle, gulping down most of your water like an ipad baby before padding off

-you could try buying him his own but it’ll just collect dust

-probably obsessed with the way you smell

-started as a bit when you caught him sniffing your hair and him playing it off as a joke

-until he starts doing it strangely often for it just being a “bit”

-evolves into him growing comfortable enough to randomly bury his face into your nearest area of exposed skin sucking in a deep inhale before casually going back about his business

-will use all of your shower products bc they smell like you and they make his hair soft and his skin always feels nice after

-rolling his eyes and telling you he’ll buy more when you whine about him using ur shit (he paid for it in the first place)

-100% sprays himself with your perfume before he leaves the house

-would not be surprised if he goes out of his way to find a bougie cologne that complements your own signature scent

-something about finding traces of you around the apartment sates something deep in his soul

-like your sweatshirt hung over the back of the couch

-or your favorite snacks in the pantry

-or all of your products littering his bathroom counter

-your hairties collecting around his gear stick

-lipstick stains on the cats lol

-forcibly trading sweaters with you if he sees that you're wearing one of his before he has to leave the house

-caveman! bf jschlatt who simply looms over you

-in public he'll stand just close enough that he's in his space but barely touching you

-his chest brushing against your back as he closely follows you through the grocery store

-sometimes he'll keep a hand wrapped around the back of your neck, like he's scruffing a dog, if he thinks you're wandering too much in public

-him groggily standing in the bathroom doorway after he followed you out of bed in the middle of the night because you abandoned him (had to pee)

[suntails]

⚔️♣️

[kr-210-r2700-prime]

WOE!! AUTISM SELFSHIP BLAST