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taxi-boi · 2 years

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i see alot of "tango joins empires smp" aus where he joins tumble town as a bandit or another cowboy or ""rancher"" but you are ALL wrong. you all missing out okay.

tango's ALREADY been to space. hes a spaceman. hes already got the minecraft skin

tangotek crashlands into empires. the buzz lightyear to jimmys woody.

im right and i better see all of you making it happen hold on i need to draw this

do you see it? do you see my vision?

bonus family photo

#i litterally know nothing about empires all i know is that joel thinks jimmys a toy and all you fuckers agree #as you should. its hillarious #empires smp #empires season 2 #empires jimmy #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #rancher duo #team rancher #ofc tangos also a toy. theres no point to this if hes not.#bonus points if tango actually knows hes a toy. and its like. an inversion of the original toystory movie yknow #ofc tango also not thinking hes a toy is acceptable #im not gonna persecute you for using my idea slightly different than i imagined #there DOES have to be a minimum of one among us joke per fic though/j #'tango i think theres. i think theres a toy among us'#this is fucking stupid goodnight #myart

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i-hate-block-men · 2 years

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It is so funny to me that the end of Tango's final episode is being compared to the Flower Husbands epilogue because the fanservice was completely accidental. The text in the black screen at the end is a reference to the post-credits scene in Ferris Bueller. Mans was just trying to make a funny and accidently broke an entire fandom

#tango tek #tangotek #team rancher #double life spoilers #double life #op #im not sure how many ppl in the fandom actually realize it's a ferris bueller reference LMAO #TO ADD: i adore the dramatic interpretations #im totally on board with that interpretation #team rancher brainrot has been real #i just think it's hillarious that this was all from tango making a ferris bueller reference #accidentally made it dramatic because it was white text on black screen after he deadificated #also i am ashamed bc someone had to point out the reference to me bc i LOVE ferris bueller #i am a failure of a movie-quoter #greatest hits

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effervescentdragon · 7 months

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This is objectively hillarious.

#its like. okay i get the american dick measuring shit and the whole cowboy stuff but like #im sorry this is objectively funny ive been laughing for two minutes now non stop #and yes the subtle orientalism i see it i see the media trend of the time #and of the police procedural but like #steve mcgarrett #your dumb marine ass will always be hillarious to me #hawaii five 0

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u3pxx · 1 year

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i cant believe i fuckig accidentally locked myself in a fast food chain bathroom with a shitty lock please let me out i dont need to go piss girl anymore 😥

#sunnysiderambles #MY ARMS . ARE TOO WEAK . TO OPEN THIS LOCK #im too sleep deprived to find this situation annoying this is fuckign hillarious girl AGDVDJD #edit: i am out . (happy pride month SGDDGDJ /j)

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lav3nder-bees · 4 months

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Bg3 spinoff show in a style like the office, but every time theres a cutaway with Astarion talking to the camera its just a disembodied voice

#bg3 #bg3 astarion #astarion #get it because hes a vampire #and they dont show up on camera #im hillarious

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fvcking-panda · 1 year

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Here's the thing:

Gareth is not canonically short, in fact, the actor who plays Gareth is actually around the same height than Noah Schnapp, both are in the average height.

BUT he looks smaller besides the Corroded Coffin members and that’s why everyone thought that Gwydion was short, but he’s kinda not, just has the bad luck to have a lot of giant co workers 💀

#this doesnt mean that you should put him tall in your hcs #im only saying this because is hillarious to me #but yeah Gareth has short king energy and i love it #but c'mon you have to admit is funny in perspective #anyway im gonna add the greatwise tag in this one because i realized that he and Noah share the same height by looking at it #and it broke my heart into a million of pieces 'cause i was so sure that we had the angry short chihuaha and the gigant kind trope #so i took the info and went with my hcs pretending it doesnt exist because Gareth is a short king idc #gareth stranger things #gareth emerson #gareth the great #greatwise #st4 vol2 #gwydion lashlee walton

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waffleandcalzone · 15 hours

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I can't remember the last Tony Awards where not a single acceptance speech had a political message. Certainly inch resting.

#tony awards #i think the closest thing to a political message was hillary clinton telling people to vote #which is the definition of whitebread moderate bullshit #im not saying anything about what nominees were or werent told about what they could say #but its certainly interesting

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fairuzfan · 5 months

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I know liberals being useless is nothing new and no surprise but I don’t understand why for the past 3 elections it’s been “shitty democrat or Trump” as our fucking options. During the “Trump/Clinton” election I asked why Bernie Sanders (who we now know isn’t all that great but he was popular at the time) couldn’t be made an option and my mom told me he “wasn’t electable” and Hillary was even tho I had conservative classmates who were willing to vote for him but not Hillary. And now people re saying Biden or Trump are our only options as if we can’t just put someone else on the ballot and vote them. I literally was forced to listen to a conservative radio station once and the host said they were pretty sure Biden was the only democrat who has a chance at losing against Trump, this was BEFORE the October 7th attack. How about instead of yelling at people about how they need to accept genocide because a democrat is doing it and sitting on their butts until the election they take steps to put someone actually valid on the ballot? But no they WANT the most mediocre candidate possible so that they can pretend they want change while not having to actually have anything change for the better (while it changes for the worse)

i dont know theyre all selfish bastards. i don't give a fuck anymore. bidens gonna get the ballot because dems are idiots anyways. i doubt any candidate they get on the ballot will be good for anyone lol

#theyll put hillary clinton on again #im not voting for a genocider with heels lol

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todayisafridaynight · 7 months

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yagami should get his back snapped in half like a toothpick if he wanna fuckin sleep on couches exclusively might as well be doin the same amount of damage

#snap chats #judgement posting real ??? <- hasnt played it yet #LISTEN MAYBE TOMORROW IDK #im thinkin to spend my morning on comms then in-between class time on judgement and then the rest of the night on comms #i may or may not be packed like a sardine... omg that reminds me of my train trip tho #the train system i was taking was kinda sketch on the lowest of keys but it was so funny transferring trains #cause the second train i had to take there was An Atom of room left and thankfully i have the body mass of a paper bag #so i just slipped in but then i was just fucking smooshed against the wall. it was hillarious #oh yeah. 'snap why are yo making this very specific post' because i didnt realize the benefits of sleeping on a bed #all summer when i was at my moms i slept on a couch in our basement since.#i refuse to sleep on the same floor as her at this point LMAO she dont make me feel safe in there #so yeah i just did That for three months and ive obvi been sleepin on a bed since going back to school #and dawg while i was over there for the weekend i only slept on a couch Again #the added benefit to sleeping on the couch is my dog is more likely to sleep near me.. hehe..#OH BUT YEAH NOW MY BACK HURT. ive never experience back pain like this before..#maybe the couch i was sleeping on sucked idk. the one i was sleeping on's cushions get pushed out real easy #my usual couch doesnt but... dog...... dog likes the other couch more lowkey....#anyways Get Yagami A Bed 2024

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eiraeths · 14 days

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AHEM AHEM AHEM AHEM

Excuse

My good bitch

Do you have a license to write so good? Am i gon have to get the police involved

(The fic in question btw is "Solvent for caustic scars" go read it yall)

🫣

ELLLLLLL

THANK YOU DOLL <3

#im stealing my good bitch thats fuckin hillarious

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pillowprincessvarric · 5 days

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Qanon is when a political party makes it clear that they're going to do way more of the evil shit that they already have a long track record of doing and then people believe them

#if i have to see the phrase ''project 2025 is liberal qanon'' one more time im gonna eat my hat lol #look at my leftists dawg. they think that believing the republican party #is actually going to at least try to follow through with their campaign promises #is the same as thinking hillary clinton sucks the adrenochrome out of orphans with a straw 😩

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skynapple · 10 months

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Just got a text from my county that Hurricane Hillary is headed our direction. I'm scared. I literally don't know what to do with this information. SoCal doesn't know how to deal with this.

If anyone on Tumblr has tips or do's and don'ts please feel free to hmu or reply.. please I literally don't know what to do.

#Im on the road rn but I'll be home in a few hours and can hopefully get to the grocery store to stock up #madi talks #hurricane hillary #southern california #hurricane hilary

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baconcolacan · 1 year

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Do you have any more future Tom references or a drawing you’ve done of him and Hilarson? They remind me of a father and son that’s made him proud.

Expectations: