#im your local shitposter

[leonslutkennedyy]

Hello chrisker nation

[chaoticas-hell]

Andrew: *puts something in the microwave*

Nicky: hey what are you making?

Andrew: tortillas.

Nicky:

Nicky: in the microwave?

Andrew: yes.

Nicky: how could you do this to me? After everhthing I've done for you this is how you repay me? Honestly I wish you would've just stabbed me! That would be less insulting than this!

[passionfruitmango]

Nobody:

A leo: I'm better than all of you and here's why

[irkedisaac]

i played 100 more hours in cp2077 and have come to the same conclusion as before. weak writing that wants you to respond to it with urgency, but punishes you for doing so. several game mechanics exist that are made irrelevant by other game mechanics - why have carry weight if you also have access to a bottomless stash and can summon a car for free to access it? why feature traffic logic at all if we magically get green lights all the time?

this game would not have benefited from further development. new ideas would grow like tumors over the old ones and leave us with something even more malformed. there would have been a 20th sympathetic cop.

[becomingabeing]

thinking about how i have very few clear memories of watching kinnporsche because i was never not high that year but one of my fave fic authors writes for the fandom and i still religiously follow their fic EVEN THOUGH I REMEMBER SO LITTLE ABOUT THE EVENTS/CHARACTERS OF THE SHOW.

the power of fanfic

[lyss-butterscotch]

Hey— you!

I noticed the interests in your thing, what other series you didn’t mention there yet you like?

Oooh okay okay so im just gonna mention the medias i like / that stuck with me for long / have good knowledge of

Games :

Rain World - love the lore, the procedural animation, detailed bg and ecosystem

Hollow Knight - my first ever computer game, 112% full achievement it 3 times (twice pirated, once in steam), love the art style, mechanics, and lore

Ultrakill - Fulfilled the aggression i got from HK's godhome but 100x over. I love the simplicity over everything and the smooth rewarding combat mechanics. Also The OST

Genshin Impact - Mild interest in the lore, but i love the character, environment designs, and the OST, one of my 'go to for design ideas' media

Celeste - EVERYTHING ABOUT IT, the story the artstyle the music and THE MECHANICS, i love going nyoom and i love being able to conquer difficult things in games that is purely skill based

A Hat in Time - Very cute feels good games. Its old timey but in a good way. Love the characters, artstyle, and the BANGER OST

Inscryption - Aesthetics goals. I love the atmosphere, the sfx design, the story. I just really like how snappy and satisfying every move is

Stardew valley - comfort game :)

Project Moon Games (Lob Corp / Library of Ruina / Limbus Company) - I love Lob Corp in particular because of the monster designs and the batshit mechanics and lore, I love the other two because the lore is onpar with whatever homestuck got going on but like... it actually makes sense. TLDR its SCP but worse /pos

Resident Evil (Specifically RE7 above) - I like the horror vibes, character and environment designs inspos

OFF - Weirdcore but in a nice way. I love the sketchy artstyle

Oneshot - 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Funamusea Games (The Gray Garden / Wadanohara / Mogeko Castle) - Funny lil stories, mostly love it for the character designs since the artist makes alot of OCs

Animes :

Madoka Magica - AMAZING WRITING ANIMATION CHARACTER DEPTH OST EVERYTHING, What i strive for when writing characters, the collage facked up witches is also such an inspo

Ghibli Movies (HOWLS MOVING CASTLE, Spirited Away, The Cat Returns, Princess Mononoke) - Animation, Artstyle, Background art, Story inspirations. Theyre so feel good while also being illegally pretty and heartfelt

Kill la Kill - really fackin brash but i love the OST and the fluid lively animation, just a fun watch

Houseki No Kuni / Land of the Lustrous - Its really pretty, it has AMAZING WRITING, the 3d anime for it was SO GOOD, the manga broke me, aesthetics of all time

Saiki K - No reason in particular, the dude's just a constant mood

Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun - I just really like the aesthetics and the artstyle its so pretty, aesthetic goals

Other medias :

Homestuck - I was there when [S] ACT 7 dropped. I know its like shitpost 70% of the time but it inspires me to see how it started and how it ended

Epithet Erased - I really like the art style and the simple yet lively tweening, the rare animations are really good too. I love the character designs alot

Wakfu - Animation, artstyle, and aesthetics goal. I never finished it and the story is a lil wonky but the artstyle stood out alot to me

The Owl House - The animation and characters and environment designs are so good. The story is really nice too they got to end it well despite being cut short.

Alien Stage - I love the art style. I LOVEEE THE MUSIC ITS SO GOOD AND I LOVE THE CHARACTERS, THE STORY IS WRITTEN THROUGH SHORT SONGS BUT DAMN DO THEY HIT

Analogue Horror (Backrooms, Mandela Catalogue, Local 58, Gemini Home Entertainment) - I love the vibes and creative story telling. World building inspos

[afaramir]

hi abby!! you love talking abt your fics? well, as it happens, i LOVE listening to people talk abt their fics *high-fives you* so hereee u go: 8, 17, 23, 24, 33 and 40 :)

hiiii ria thank you <333 [high fives you back] this is a beautiful synergy we are living...sorry this took me several days i just kept not having a shareable last line. for every we're so back there is always an it's so over. we're here now and that's what matters LOL

8. share the last line that you wrote

you have kept me waiting, my lord steward, she says when his footsteps stop, his reflection hovering just out of reach of her mirror.

well this is NOT umbar fic OR condolences congratulations. one day i will learn to finish one thing before i start another. but it is set in a slightly alternate version of the same reality. this is the crazy forty years later everyone lives au where aragorn is king and denethor is his steward and finduilas is actually the one running the place. it’s just an excuse for me to write “what if we made our healthy loving political marriage a messier and more political v-shape because you just HAD to officially get back together with your situationship from when you were 25 and oh he just HAPPENS to be the king.” they are shockingly functional about it (i do not know if i could call it healthy. but it is Incredibly High-Functioning and They Are Having Fun. so who am i to stop them!). conceptually/vibes-wise this is the result of my mind stirring around "their wives know the steward serves the king, and sometimes that goes beyond matters of state" (like truly...WHOA boy. that knocked me flat. @bretwalda-lamnguin i WILL respond to that post eventually i have things to say they just have to marinate a little longer) + regent!finduilas as a concept and an Energy + finduilas's general pure concentrated "i can fix him" beam + also going on a tangent off of anna @potatoesandsunshine's "our marriage is already bad enough what if we ruined someone else's life with it" theory. and this came out.

17. what is your favourite trope to write

NAMES AND TITLES AND MANNERS OF ADDRESS BABY!!! that shit is like drugs for me. whenever i'm messing around with it i feel like i am at the very height of caring about and understanding my own work i KNOW that sounds obnoxious as hell but like. aghhhhh. im in there THINKING. about specifically when and where and how one manner of address might shift to another and whether that is different inside the narration and out loud and what each name and title means in which situation. yeah im normal about hierarchies why do you ask.

23. where do you usually write

my beloved local coffeeshop down the street from my apartment! i am there as i write this. my regular barista often makes fun of me bc he sees me running for the train in the morning bc i am perpetually late for work. unfortunately the earliest i can make it out of the house in the evening is 7 and they close at 9 but it’s a good two hours. then it’s off to my friends’ apartment (they’re my downstairs neighbours i basically also live there) for like another two hours. yeah i do this every day. i am aware i am insane but it is the only way i get anything done.

24. which fic do you think is your funniest

hmm. i feel like im not often intending to be particularly funny. wait no its definitely open arms. “sokka, panicking: you like guys!” is literally in the description. i wrote it bc of a shitpost. WOW that is possibly the throwback of all time. that’s like the first fic i wrote back when i started getting really Good at writing because i was wildly hyperfixated on avatar and it was covid and i wrote 100k in a year. well well well

33. which of your fic titles is your favourite

ok i did do this one but im gonna give a runner up. TO THE VERY DEAR MEMORY OF [ ] is a personal fave for sure bc it's. idk nontraditional? well it's based off of this image and it took me a long time of testing different things before i figured out a way to appropriately represent that erasure of the name on the headstone by the water...the sensation that there Used to be something there, that there was Supposed to be something there, but all that is left is the water. and i'm very pleased by the effect of the brackets and how it looks on the ao3 page. it just brings me a lot of joy to let myself kind of fuck around and do whatever i think is cool. im trying so so so hard to internalize "get weird with it!" and its the baby steps out here.

40. pick one of your fics and share a quote to go with it (not a quote from the fic, but an outside quote that fits)

ooh ok a throwback. race for a hurricane (speaking of the titles/names/manners of address trope this is my BEST execution of it) + "the french have a saying: the fate of glass is to break. maybe the fate of spies is to just fade away. but with any luck, we leave something behind" -spectre, 2015. im getting that last line tattooed someday.

fic writer asks

[merveiilles]

// Happy tuesday, have my faceeeee!!! I normally have dark brown hair, but been getting greys over the last 4 years- so decided after not dying for a couple years to dye my hair againnn. Only slightly darker than what it was before. But at least the greys are taken care of for now. (cries-because-im-only-28) but my eyes are my natural colour! uwu (people ask me all the time if they're fake. Nooo, they just a mix between my parents colours. I have dark blue ring on the outside, green-grey-blue in the middle, and I have yellow central-chromia! :D Though it's a little hard to see here fgnfbjdngs anyways, tis I, your local shitposter! couple weeks ago I got my bob-cut chopped off. Figure that since it was summertime, it was best to go short again. Cannot do long hair. Never again! tried that in grades 5-7 and a few years ago, bad time every time lmaooo also, rip for looking so much like my biological-abu$er :'D

[wirt-and-wirt-by-products]

I dont make personal posts but i have to scream to my lil diary of shitposts about the phone call i just received. To my 5 followers who are real, im sorry for the real life update, and to my 1500 porn bots hot damn.

Anywho, i used to work for the dmv in a contractor office and was damn good at my job. I was so good that even tho i have only met one of them before, the local office manager, they all knew my name. Idk whether to be happy or scared even months later bc if it was in a bad way my contract went up in flames, and as the only office able to print car titles on demand besides hq proper, i would have many angry dealers on my hands. I also stole their 2nd best employee to work for me so theres that. I quit my job bc being salary sucks ass when your wage to hours work diddles down to something far below min wage and even a customer looked at me and asked jokingly if i was gonna kms after my shift. So thats fun.

5 months later and yall will not believe, my 8th ranked bestie in the state office just called me on my knees to beg me to work at the local dmv proper in licensing. The noise he made when i asked explicitly if xyz was gone. The squeak. The "im not allowed to name names but how do you know those names and know to blame your problems on them" choke. Apparently everyone who made my life hell is out the door and i feel very hm. The person who nearly sent my old joanns work bestie come bestie bestie is still there but hm. The whole clique has been broken up but now i gotta ask around to make sure. Like god damn. AND HE OFFERED TO BE A REF FOR IF I CHANGE STATES.

Work bestie #8, i am kissing you with tongue

[hypaalicious]

first i bought your book, second your not following me, im hurt. ~ local pocket dragon is crying

Well one, thanks for your patronage! 🥹 I hope you end up enjoying it!

Two, I’ll let urrbody know right now; I am notoriously bad at following back LMAO! I’ve always been this way on any social media site, I fear! 🫣 It’s truly nothing personal, though. I’m just lazy and my Tumblr feed in particular is such a mess I don’t even scroll on it no more, I just be logging in to shitpost and leave 😂

[opal-owl-flight]

I posted 6,713 times in 2022

That's 1,637 more posts than 2021!

1,458 posts created (22%)

5,255 posts reblogged (78%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@rukafais

@oh-hools

@the-wannabe-hero

@crankyteapot

@wingedarrows

I tagged 4,537 of my posts in 2022

Only 32% of my posts had no tags

#kirby - 1,054 posts

#magolor - 877 posts

#kirby fanart - 760 posts

#opal owl’s nest - 577 posts

#opal owl hoots - 303 posts

#meta knight - 223 posts

#character design - 154 posts

#metalor - 119 posts

#oc - 115 posts

#original character - 104 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#…still keeping my interp of susie for the tale im writing but canonically. i think shes alright. assuming the jp one is canon and not both-

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Legacy arc be like

I cant believe I made a shitpost of my own au/interp WKDKEKXOEXJ

I was supposed to post something about the middle/end of the arc but got way too tired so. Shitpost.

590 notes - Posted May 27, 2022

#4

Local world-destroying Knight takes a nap

WAIT, A NON-MAGOLOR POST FROM ME? SURPRISE

I actually like Galacta Knight a lot, wish there was more to him (and make him CANON IN THE TIMELINE PLEASE)

673 notes - Posted April 14, 2022

#3

See the full post

715 notes - Posted April 5, 2022

#2

Really late but!! Happy birthday Meta Knight!! Took me forever to properly render him KAJSKSSJ

Thank god I have many shades of blue and grey

773 notes - Posted March 25, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

YUHHH KIRBY FORGOTTEN LANDS SPOILERS AHEAD

See the full post

1,259 notes - Posted April 2, 2022

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[darker-overlord]

idk if my oc blog should contain my kayo shitposts so im just gonna put my headcanons for kayo having a youtube channel here cause thinking about it is so funny

her youtube name would just be her actual name and her profile picture would be a selfie at the angle you'd have if you accidentally turned on your camera while scrolling through your phone

she'd try to expose the sakamakis as vampires and she'd have the shadiest titles in all caps

REAL VAMPERIS ON TAPE PLAESE HELP ME

typos included

she doesn't know how to edit videos so it's just an extremely long uncut video of her running around trying to catch the brothers doing something suspicious. it totals 20 minutes per video with over half of it spent walking across the corridors

to be fair she does manage to capture them doing crazy shit like kanato commanding a bunch of dolls and reiji spawning and commanding bat familiars

but instead of getting everyone to freak out they just think she's like, the most talented editor on the planet

how did she do all those special effects? the video looks so effortless but it must have been impossible to edit!

she starts a vampire makeup look trend at school and some people even show up with fake vampire bites

she's practically a local celebrity for the videos and the sakamakis are praised for being master actors

other people think that kayo was actually setting up an arg

kino decides to be a troll and makes up fake websites and qr codes and drops them in the comments, further cementing the idea that it was all an arg

she gets a film theory episode and they believe that the six brothers represent six of the seven deadly sins with kayo herself being the seventh sin or something

the sakamakis think its hilarious and they even start pulling stunts at school. kayo is hitting her head on the wall constantly like ayato is fucking teleporting everywhere and you STILL think i'm a video editor?!?!?!?!

people fight over their favorite sakamaki and some people even have ship wars

kayo gives up on trying to convince people that the sakamakis are vampires and just accepts the ad revenue. whatever

[rosiemissfandomchaos]

hi im rosie fandomchaos and im your local amateur shitposter

[cereal-bunny]

Welcome! (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

A brief introduction:

My name is Sasha, 1998, Idk gender but pls use she/her and they/them on me (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧ I'm your local lesbian on the ace spectrum that really loves too many well dressed and sideburned anime men. Also a yumejoshi who expresses herself via ocx canon but i might just post my main art on here and reblog stuff i like or shitpost. ig. Tumblr is scary! And I am a mess

Currently obsessed with:

Zombie land saga, Devilman, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, nadia the secret of blue water, mobile suit gundam, space dandy etc

My Main OC is Mikey!

You can find her stuff here: @spilleddollparts

Additionally i have a carrd ⬇️

Briefly in Yume terms; my F/os aka the character i group my Angel with are Kotaro Tatsumi & Donatello Versus

Occasionally including Sakura, Arata

I dont mind canon ships etc. my only boundary is: accept/respect Mikey. She is very important to me. Dont try to compete im just playing barbie by myself. I dont want and yave no desire for any type of competition thus Please keep me out of ship discourse. I do not care. And i dont want to be involved in negative trainwrecks.

Feel free to block me shall i ship something you dislike 🩷🪽

✨✨✨

For more Quality and less stupidity:

Insta @Mikey.Toaster (i post all my art except nsfw on there)

Twt: @Cereal_Bunny (+18 only no minors, altho im very dummy on there too)

If you come here for something specifically And dont want to hop apps;

🎨 My Art Archive 🎨

2016- today >>> @cadillac-chevrolet

(not chronologically sorted and only reblogs from here)

👉 commissions??? Yes!

🌸 Aesthetic Acc 🌸

@engels-kotze

(mainly just reblogs)

🌸 Cosplay Archive 🌸

@cappucinoaffe

For my Cosplay stuffs

If I do fandom specific accounts I will list them here too in the future.

[ratgingi]

i have a fun question, if your dialtown oc's (any of them you wanna mention specifically) ever had a tumblr what would their blogs be like?? what would they reblog?? talk about?? etc etc

HM fun question i think ive actually mentioned before what some of them might do (exied have a shitpost blog / michy and vinnie would run a stim blog together / juniper would have a discourse bait blog / etc)

outis would probably rb exclusively marine/underwater life related fact posts/memes and people could like. ask him fish questions and shit hed probably really enjoy being able to be incredibly autistic about fish to people on here

kipper and ashton would run a kin blog together i think . im not confirming or denying that either of them are kinnies but its the vibes i get

cora reblogs shitposts and videogame gifs/recs she thinks look cool + probably uses it as her personal diary as god intended

i think felicity would also have a blog and any time she interacts with people they get jumpscared bc shes technically a local goverment official type thing. she likes one of junipers posts and juni posts a screenshot of it saying shes going to get swatted

[ao3feed-bakusquad]

Such Calloused Hands

Such Calloused Hands by PakDefect

bakugo does things and hates it (he actually really likes it).

Words: 1424, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Yaoyorozu Momo, Aoyama Yuuga, Uraraka Ochako, Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku

Additional Tags: i wrote this in 2019, i havent looked at it since, Do you know what that means?, no beta we die like men, it also means i havent read or touched mha since i wrote this, am i behind?, yes, Bakugou Katsuki is a Good Friend, bakugo katsuki is good at everything, Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued, shitpost, French Aoyama Yuuga, doing hair makes bakugo's brain happy, imagine letting local floridian explosive boy near your head and face, is that trust or what, Everyone Trusts Bakugo Katsuki, im sorry please dont read, How Do I Tag, I'm Bad At Tagging, My First Work in This Fandom, sorry im talking in tags, I'm Bad At Titles, This Is STUPID, Drabble, Old Writing, Drabble Collection

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44873218