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faaun · 3 months ago

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WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

#losing my mind over my bf not missing me and then i remembered im on period #girl you have 15k words to write. god

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androdragynous · 9 months ago

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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

#patch me through to palaven command #i made this joke on discord and im shamelessly reposting

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corviiids · 9 days ago

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

#just #this happened once before when i was speaking to someone who clearly knew me but i didn't know them #and they were OBVIOUSLY an important person of some sort and I couldn't ask #so i pretended to hear something and looked over and they looked over too to see what i was looking at #and while they were distracted i snuck a peek at their id badge. this worked #rookposting #everyone has done some variation of this before.#im only self conscious because of all the kinassigning.

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redstonedust · 1 month ago

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its crazy that a lot of what we call 'video essays' these days are basically low budget documentaries on increasingly weird and niche topics. no network approval no tv budget just one guy with maybe a hired editor/writer and a couple of friends willing to read voice lines. and then they put it on youtube like its no big deal. insane.

#yes im watching defunctland videos again why do you ask

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anais-mirliaz · 2 months ago

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frolicking with mama :)

#startled out of horse-induced trance at 20 to 20 #bitch where is this focus when im trying to work smh........#horse #horse animation #foal #im not cleaning this #yea yeah the allegations we know i know shoosh

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drawingwithdonnie · 2 months ago

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Has this one been done yet?

#legend of zelda #the legend of zelda #loz #tloz #link loz #link tloz #loz link #not what i'm called #not what im called #shitpost #zel post #ok im just gonna stop tallying the notes on this guy. theres too many

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sixofclovers · 2 months ago

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hecate

#soc art #animation #greek mythology #hecate #triple goddess #maiden mother crone #this was actually for a class but im on break so spent ages on it #idk any of the witchcraft stuff im just exploring her evolution from the greek goddess #and remaking an early depiction of her statues #originally tried interpolating the moon and it looked Shit im glad i drew it #tumblr gets first post bc its my fave social media people always Get It here #artists on tumblr

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gumy-shark · 3 months ago

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50K HN… THE LOANS…

#this has happened to me several times in the past year but im talking about a new one right now #gumys big hits #hi shakespeare big fan of your fake dating au

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your-dads-filing-cabinet · 4 months ago

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#two sentence horror #markiplier #filed under: speaking #ignore the not subscribed button lmao im logged out + on desktop rn #1k

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coolcheese51 · 24 days ago

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distraction

#deltarune #deltarune spoilers #deltarune kris #deltarune tenna #kris #kris dreemurr #tenna #ant tenna #mr tenna #my art #comic #deltarune comic #don't mind me im crying about them

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pkaykim · 5 months ago

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Valentines gift for my girlfriend

Please don’t repost on other platforms!

#it’s so embarrassing posting something on every platform at once… like oughhh look at me. anyway.#comics #Keep editing this caption a too late bc this already blew up.. my baddd lol #I know i cant control the internet but i would still really appreciate it if it stayed here…#im happy it resonates with people though!!

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kickmuncher3 · 20 days ago

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

#im not american #i don’t care if you don’t like burgers #i know burgers have german origins #also a chicken burger is made with a ground chicken patty. if it’s a piece of fried chicken that’s a chicken sandwich.

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slightly-gay-pogohammer · 5 months ago

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

#polls #gio talks #pokemon #btw i got dragon type and i look like a pig on my first roll.#im LITERALLY g.anondorf lmao #pokemon poll #hall of fame

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lieutenant-sarcastic · 6 months ago

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For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.