#imagine that?

[nunalastor]

You know if Husk owns a casino and usually casinos have hotels it's not completely out of the question to assume that it's not his first time being involved in the running of a hotel.

And I guess technically wouldn't be Alastor's first rodeo either if he helps husk out with that.

Ooo but like imagine them owning a cozy lil bnb?

A lil Snooze n lose

Poker n snooze

I'm so tired yall I'll revisit this thought again later

[teabiscuits]

people really don’t like being told that they’re little piglets suckling on the teats of capitalism. must hurt especially too when a native person is calling you out for your hypocritical and privileged bullshit. if you have a “fuck you, got mine” mentality you are free to go.

[carolmunson]

Oh carol if you break my heart and tell us he used to be so good and sweet to her and that's why she's still with I'm gonna cry buckets of tears

lmao

[jordanbolton]

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

Pre-order my new book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

[ladychlo]

Motaz Azaiza interviewed by Ajstream after fleeing Gaza, please do watch the whole interview...

[assiraphales]

I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link

[l-a-l-o-u]

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

[the-purvashadha]

"Would you peel an orange for me?"

I would peel a pomegranate for you.

[hansoeii]

look at you, you're gorgeous!

[spinaholi]

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers

[jordanbolton]

To The Person Who Walked Past The Window - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is now available to pre-order! Get it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

[chloesimaginationthings]

Spider-punk and Noir in btsv scene leaked

[we-are-all-nobodies18]

Damn right we're gonna get blueberry slushy .

[thunderon]

so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

so i immediately inquired

and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it