#immortal Kenny

[pheonixkenny]

Headcanon that if Kenny’s friends did somehow know about his immortality they would absolutely tease him about it, mercilessly. (Well, not so much Butters, he isn’t the type. But everyone else would.) Kenny doesn’t mind. In fact, he would be almost offended if they didn’t. Teasing him about it is their way of normalizing it, of bringing it up in conversation to let Kenny know that they aren’t going to forget about it again or brush it under the rug and pretend like it isn’t happening. The teasing is their way of showing love.

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

hello! I feel like I haven’t left you an ask in ages lmaooo

i would LOVE to hear any Marjorine/Kenjorine headcanons you have!!

I know a few people don’t really like the Marjorine headcanon (mostly due to transphobic reasons :c) so it’s really nice to see in depth character writing for her character. I think both Butters and Marj very rarely are well written and it’s great to see people include them within the main 5!!

I love Kenjorine and Marj in general! And I definitely agree it annoys me when people get the characterization for Butters/Marj so off base. They’ve gotta have that gullibility and innocence, but ALSO the chaos causing manipulative streak. I tend to lean towards the sweet side with characters in general, but my OJV Marjorine definitely has her spice.

I feel like I always write Marj as taller than Kenny and Butters as shorter, but yeah OJV Marj is nearly as tall and strong as Stan, and dresses like a southern belle, super feminine, monogramed clothing, pastels, dresses like a barbie and then obliterates everyone at poker. She’s trading stocks and shockingly good at it, running pyramid schemes, a total badass at scams. Kenny has so much faith in her ability to fuck shit up he just sits back and watches.

I also love when we have an immortal Kenny and Marj/Butters is the only one who remembers the deaths. One of my favorite bunny tropes fr. Kenny’s inability to stay dead is such an interesting concept and I can never get enough of it, if we go with nobody remembering, or one person remembering, the emotional consequences of being alone or semi alone in that kind of pain, but I love having Kenny have Marj to lean on. I gotta write some more Kenjorine man my wips are all style and k2

[muttsterion]

A very Happy Birthday to the Immortal Legend that is Kenny McCormick! ( March 22nd, Aries)

[wan975]

Gee I wonder what causes these two to have vastly different hair colors than their families surely it couldn’t be connected to anything supernatural unless?

Duality of Chaos & Order

Duality of Light & Shadow

[sp-by-april]

Overstimulating Kenny until he's so wet and sticky that fucking you goes from a want to a need.

Until nothing else matters to him at that moment except for you and your body.

Until he can't take it and can't control the way he bucks up into you.

Until his mouth is wet and his cheeks are pink.

Until he's whining, whimpering and he's literally begging to come inside.

And he's in your dms every day afterwards because no one makes him feel as good, as desperate, and fucked out as you do.

[mysterionrisez]

nobody move, there's blood on the floor

[alottodix]

Kenny immortality angst let’s fucking go.

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[cyndrastic]

hey remember when i said i was drawing Vic Chaos as a milf?

alternates with different lighting (with and without words) and a time lapse under the cut! (btw the words on the cover all have to do with lore in my post covid au so send asks if you’re interested <3)

tw for nudity (without genitalia) in the time lapse cause i shaded the whole body before drawing the dress

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

They had to put Ziva down today.

I miss her so much it physically hurts and I can't stop crying. It's like, ugly-crying; I keep swallowing snot by accident.

Ear a pizza today for Zerb. Her favorite thing was pizza crusts. I can't afford pizza at the moment but if someone, somewhere, has a pizza bone for her it counts.

[pheonixkenny]

How do you think other characters would react if they found out about Kenny’s immortality? I kinda go back and forth on this. I have many different ideas on how they’d react depending on how I’m feeling or information I have or w/e. I’m not sure how they would react canonically but I have some of my own ideas. (Ideas listed under the cut.)

Kyle: Given that he was the only one to give him the benefit of the doubt when Kenny mentioned it in “Coon Vs Coon and Friends.” (“Ok, let’s say you’re not crazy and it’s true.”) He would be one of the best at handling it. He does still think it’s kinda cool, but he knows better now than to tell Kenny that. He’s the one who asks him the most questions. (Like, “What’s it like to die? What’s the afterlife like? Do you think you’ll live forever?, etc.) He does feel kinda guilty for not knowing/believing him earlier, thinking he’s a bad friend. He enters big brother protection mode (previously reserved for Ike) around Kenny afterwards to try and keep him from dying so much. Kenny cycles back and forth between being flattered and annoyed about this. He also becomes determined to break Kenny’s curse, researching everything he can about the cult of cthulhu and immortality. The guy has a full on conspiracy board about this within a week.

Cartman: I know a lot of people have the theory that he already knows, it’s a solid theory that holds up logically but I don’t personally believe it because Cartman would absolutely take advantage of Kenny’s little power for his own gain. Anyone else who finds out about it tries to keep it from Cartman for this very reason.

Butters: Butters is a sweetheart so he apologizes profusely and gives Kenny a hug when he finds out. He also hugs Kenny whenever he comes back from a death and tries to comfort him, with varying degrees of success. I also feel like Butters would just believe him without any proof. Given how many of Cartman’s schemes he’s fallen for over the years I think it’s safe to say that he’s pretty gullible. He will believe pretty much anything you tell him. It’s just in this case it happens to be true.

Tweek: I saw a headcanon on here that Tweek would also believe Kenny because, thanks to the Underpants Gnomes, he knows how frustrating it is not to be believed. I love that and am stealing it. He wouldn’t exactly handle the information well though, because that is WAY too much pressure.

Craig: Craig didn’t give a shit when fucking lasers came out of his eyes so it’s safe to say he doesn’t give a shit about this either. He’ll say a sarcastic remark about it once in a while, but that’s about it.

Stan: Hoo boy, Stan. I know that I just recently wrote a fanfiction where Stan is patient and understanding about the whole thing but I changed my mind. So, in “The Cissy” when people around him start experimenting with gender for various reasons Stan gets worried and confused. He reacts similarly during the Tweek and Craig/Yaoi situation in “Tweek x Craig”. And who could forget the time when he didn’t go visit Kenny in the hospital because he couldn’t deal with the situation? (I’m making him sound like a bad kid, he’s not, he’s just sensitive and doesn’t know how to handle some things in the best way.) So now I’m thinking that when he finds out he’ll have another Stan Marsh Existential Crisis (patent pending) and just kinda avoid Kenny for a while. That’s not a good way to handle it but he doesn’t know what else to do. He doesn’t know what to say to the guy. It feels like everything has changed between them. Kyle has to intervene and goes up to Stan like “dude, quit being an idiot and go talk to Kenny. He thinks you hate him now.” (Because I can’t imagine a world where Stan knows and Kyle doesn’t or vice versa.) And he feels bad because he never meant to give him that impression. He still likes him just as much as before, he just needed some time to process everything. So he takes Kyle’s advice and they talk things out. Kenny understands how the information can be a shock and Stan promises not to withdraw like that again when his friends need him. Eventually he gets used to it and it just becomes another quirk that one of his friends has. (Thinking of writing a fic about this scenario but, like I said, I already wrote a fic focusing on Stan and Kenny’s relationship. I should probably use one of my Kyle and Kenny fic ideas first.)

[wannabe-minion-of-chaos]

"Chaos theory is a lighthearted au" I say as I give Mysterion yet another existential crisis about the origins to his curse

[muttsterion]

My Own Sketch of Kenny's Goodbye.

A little bit of a something from yours truly to pay homage to South Park BLU's 25th release anniversary as well as the 25th of Kenny's very first face reveal to the world and his big heroic sacrifice. I love this guy ok. XD

[brainrot-stitch]

Gang. Sos

Sososososos....

I need fics so bad but idk how 2 find them 😭 😭 😭

So!! If yall have any fics like these I'm abt to say or fics relating to the fandoms u rlly like lmk or send a link 😈 😈 😈 😈

-mysterion/kenny in Gotham and/or interacting with the bat family

-guh...desert duo.... save me desert duo.......

-grian and joel stuff, I find their reactions very silly and also I'm wondering if there's a fic about when joel was literally threatening him w a sword

-any good mysterion/kennny or js kenny fic... I'm going insane..... there's like 600+ on ao3 (of mysterion. Soooo much more of just ken) and I've scrolled through that whole thing before but I might go back

-honestly any good grian fic, either hermitcraft or traffic light series'

-good old wiwi (William wisp) dying, being dead, or his good buddy pals finding out about him being dead

-or just.. any good will fic...

- Robin/dick grayson (tt/ttg) angst :333

-LITERALLY ANY GOOD SABRE OR STEVE SAGA FIC PLEASE IM BEGGING

I mainly use ao3 but also know of and sometimes use wattpad and fanfiction.net, but if there's any others u know of/use lmk 😈

Also!!! I am an angst lover :33 that shit draws me in like a moth w a lamp and also I'm ok w gore. So basically any fic is ok as long as there's no nsfw!!!

[plugnuts]

The Red String of Failure

[mobiblackout]

Adam Cole is a vampire since he can't be killed and MJF is the devil that fell in love in the process of persuading Adam to bite him so he can be immortal too, in this essay I will-