It’s so fucked that 99.9% of the US and nowhere else on the entire continent has to deal with giant house spiders but we in the Pacific Northwest do.
They get up to 4 inches long (counting legs) and are too damn fast.
They may not be Australia big but they’re too fucking big for something that just wanders into your house and chills on your wall. Or in your bathroom. Or above your bed.
The job I was gonna have in august just fell through 👍🏼
Not to complain on tumblr but motherFUCKER I need things to stop going wrong for ten seconds and I want to scream at something. Congrats, you all are getting screamed at. Lovingly. Becuase I Love and Trust you. Not mad at you.